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autumn harness
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you've won the lottery

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tell me your mother's maiden's name aswell

violet sphinx
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idk why but im feeling burnt out on apex

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dont have anything to work towards

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except for things like getting 4k 20 which im no where near being able to do

alpine trail
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play ranked

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so you actually get punished for mistakes

violet sphinx
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i might just play ranked overall for smth to do

mellow kestrel
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@alpine trail congrats on plat broski

warm marsh
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congrats on plat homie

alpine trail
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ty scrub

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yo i just realized i had this clip

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didnt ever watch it before

alpine trail
burnt stone
solar bison
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Gj tak

burnt stone
alpine trail
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did i?

burnt stone
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yeah i remember you getting it too

alpine trail
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ye fuggit

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lets go

alpine trail
burnt stone
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getting on now

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mb didn't see your msgs

burnt stone
alpine trail
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gonna chill in another vc for now

burnt stone
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kk

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gay

alpine trail
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didnt wanna abandon the homie

burnt stone
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anyone wanna run some duos?

wispy owl
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@burnt stone I can for a bit

little verge
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Wait, when the fuck you get colour to your name? @alpine trail

alpine trail
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i just got 2/6 plat ts scores yesterday night

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so i submitted

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and got 3/3 plat static like 2 days ago

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lets gooo

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nother one for the books

little verge
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Naisu! Well done, dude.

alpine trail
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3 more scores to go and plat complete

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then i can start working towards diamond static/ts

little verge
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I found plat to diamond wasn't too big of a jump, though that was on the older benchmarks. You'll get it.

alpine trail
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ye

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im already jade on 3/6 tracking

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and super close on gp

cinder plank
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I took a break yesterday gonna redo benches today

burnt stone
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gl

burnt stone
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will be even more pog when you hop on

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and show off your ts

merry dock
little verge
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My reactive tracking is strangely my worst now. Fuck ground plaza lol.

alpine trail
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getting on @burnt stone

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i feel like i cant see shit in apex anymore or smth lol

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so hard to focus on target

little verge
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Don't worry, once tap strafing is gone readability will improve.

burnt stone
astral pebble
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damn chaneel is full

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are you guys trashing duos

alpine trail
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join us

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1 sec

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@astral pebble get ready to join vc

astral pebble
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ok

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took 4 tries to get like a little better

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o shit

small folio
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huge

astral pebble
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i dont think there's actually a way to get better score in that one... its very slow and the time to kill is same ...

small folio
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this is huge

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actually huge

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people have like 60% accuracy in scens like this

astral pebble
small folio
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see

merry dock
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any tips for PGTI

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and popcorn

alpine trail
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do popcorn vertical smoothness easy

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for pgti

little verge
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Yeah, vertical smoothness is a great way to isolate just one aspect. B180ti goated also helps you get used to a less pronounced but similar path.

astral pebble
small folio
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huge

burnt stone
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his improvement is unstoppable

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no signs of plateu

astral pebble
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haha plz

fluid ermine
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anyone trying to play

fading pivot
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is superglide a timing thing or pure luck?

small folio
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timing

hoary hamlet
fading pivot
alpine trail
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@fluid ermine

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you wanna join?

fluid ermine
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yea

alpine trail
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join our vc in a sec

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now

fading pivot
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nerf wattson not remove

alpine trail
hoary hamlet
astral pebble
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hackers

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gonna report you all

hoary hamlet
burnt stone
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i still don't understand the wingman/pk but i think i'm learning it

hoary hamlet
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gave up on running wingman

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<..<

astral pebble
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lets see if i can get 5 octane kills in the next hour

grizzled summit
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virgin wingman

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chad meta gun of the month

astral pebble
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no way.

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more like 1 per hour

hoary hamlet
grizzled summit
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eva*

hoary hamlet
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pk

grizzled summit
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is it?

hoary hamlet
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or stiff

grizzled summit
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all i see are evas

graceful swallow
hoary hamlet
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idk my eva only hits for 7 <.<

grizzled summit
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:(

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sad eva noises

hoary hamlet
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everyone else's eva hits me for perfect 60s.....

burnt stone
grizzled summit
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i have

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multiple times

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lmfao

hoary hamlet
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i can atest to that

burnt stone
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did you just wake up from a nap?

grizzled summit
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me?

burnt stone
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yeas

hoary hamlet
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there's nothing like classes during weekend at 8 am

grizzled summit
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no

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though i had planned to

burnt stone
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ik you said you were going to lay in bed for a few hours lmao

burnt stone
grizzled summit
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dont study my actions

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i make horrible choices

hoary hamlet
grizzled summit
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yeah but i actively fuck myself over for the ooga booga quick happy chemical

cinder plank
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@burnt stone how do improve my target switching

cinder plank
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Thats nice

burnt stone
cinder plank
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Alright Iโ€™ll try to get a vod

graceful swallow
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old match

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scuffed saving private tak

alpine trail
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lmao this shit

astral pebble
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finally it happened

graceful swallow
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5k deaths

simple light
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What's she saying in ur pfo

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Pfp*@graceful swallow

graceful swallow
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iunno

astral pebble
graceful swallow
hoary hamlet
merry dock
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@cinder plank are u malay or chinese malay

graceful swallow
hoary hamlet
hoary hamlet
cinder plank
hoary hamlet
cinder plank
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Whats wrong

hoary hamlet
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nothing

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lmao

cinder plank
hoary hamlet
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๐Ÿ˜ผ

merry dock
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@burnt stone can u vod review my popcorn shit aint normal

cinder plank
hoary hamlet
cinder plank
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Real talk why do people like lolis

astral pebble
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maybe ill get 100 wins before i get 10k games

hoary hamlet
cinder plank
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@hoary hamlet can i try to guess where ur from

hoary hamlet
merry dock
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sg

cinder plank
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Philipines

merry dock
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LMAO

cinder plank
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Damn

merry dock
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whos right

cinder plank
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He just dissapeared

merry dock
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i do again fuck this is cringe

hoary hamlet
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well both ya'll wrong lmao

cinder plank
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India

hoary hamlet
cinder plank
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Ez

merry dock
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can u speak telgu

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@hoary hamlet \

hoary hamlet
simple light
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Tamil?

cinder plank
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Which side r u from

simple light
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Chinese?

cinder plank
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Chinese

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My dad wants me to learn tamil tho

simple light
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What does my name mean

cinder plank
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John Cenapraydge

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There could be a meaning that idk

simple light
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U r nepali?

cinder plank
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Malaysian

simple light
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U know Hindi?

merry dock
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what other country id ocenia

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thats not aus and nz

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oceania

simple light
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Australia is on Oceania

merry dock
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i mean what other countrys

hushed rampart
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any pacific island is considered OCE

simple light
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Oceania is continent

cinder plank
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Most malaysians speak tamil

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Malaysian indians that is

hushed rampart
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so Fiji, Samoa, Tonga, Micro Polynesia

merry dock
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LMAO

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are there any poly aimers?

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@hushed rampart

hushed rampart
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idk

merry dock
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big fat tongan aimer

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LOL

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huge cunts

hushed rampart
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don't mess with them if they sat on me I'd probably die

merry dock
hushed rampart
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perhaps

burnt stone
merry dock
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wait if im gold complete i do the gold fundamental playlist right

kind prawn
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Yes

hoary hamlet
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a nova

astral pebble
burnt stone
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@cinder plank

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am off apex

hoary hamlet
kind prawn
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There are people wayyy better than me

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@long salmon

hoary hamlet
astral pebble
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what skin

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isnt that the battlepass flatline thing

burnt stone
hoary hamlet
astral pebble
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just grind dailies you can get it

hoary hamlet
hoary hamlet
burnt stone
merry dock
magic juniper
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Man I don't know what's with pubs recently but they have been really awful

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It feels like 90% of the games tonight have at least 1 >100 teammate on my team

cinder plank
forest nimbus
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@foggy geyser you made it on a clips channel! :D

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@dreamy dew you too! :D

livid urchin
hybrid ember
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if i want to upgrade from bronze to silver in kovacks

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do i need just 1 of those scores in silver

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from the sub catagory

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to go further

small folio
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1 from each sub category

merry dock
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anybodt taken the pfizer vaccine

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can u guys aim with ur right arm

frail abyss
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anyone tryna 1v1 for an hour

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until kc is over

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or just 1v1 at all

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im tryna kill time

elfin thistle
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Ok

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But you gotta storm my camp

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There are currently five guards, three guard commanders, and two prowlers

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In addition to 2 combat drivers and 2 combat medics

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Just beam them

dreamy dew
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Ayee nice

plush burrow
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What happened to all of Nix's roles?

elfin thistle
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Gone, reduced at atoms

small folio
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he's just smurfing

placid frigate
lapis moat
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guys why does the audio in this sound insanely good

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am I tripping or is the modded apex this good

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wait the audio is so much better in this vid i can hear gunshots so clearly

sour flame
sonic mesa
plush burrow
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The video was uploaded 30 mins before he said that, so probably not with that video

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But been on the channel before then yeah

plush burrow
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How big is the game?

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The modded version

lapis moat
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No shot

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i honestly dont remember

sonic mesa
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  • you need apex legends installed on origin KEK
astral pebble
sonic mesa
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lol no its the worst

frail abyss
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you're right

hoary hamlet
hoary hamlet
burnt stone
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gn

elfin thistle
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Ranked KC season 8 energy

cinder plank
astral pebble
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maybe I'll actually play ranked next spilt if it's gonna be KC

elfin thistle
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Olympus ranked is sex

plush burrow
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Just dropped 4 2ks back to back lol

cinder plank
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Good job detective

plush burrow
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๐Ÿ™

wintry scroll
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shit was clean

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160s all over the place feelswow

sour flame
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he's pretty good

plush burrow
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11 kills 15 people alive

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Finish the game with 12 kills fml

alpine trail
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i feel you

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it happens too often

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~10 kills and 20 people alive and u dont find people until its last squad

astral pebble
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in my lobbies i dont find anyone until its like 3 squads left

alpine trail
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well i drop on people

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@solar gyro did u hit nova smoothbot?

small folio
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What is wrong with you @astral pebble

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Why would you use that as your banner colour

astral pebble
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what color?

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you mean the hot pink?

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my free nitro expires on 9/11 what do

small folio
astral pebble
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that's the masking hot pink, FF00FF

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can we talk about download size of nvidia drivers

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thats 15.5gb right there

small folio
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No

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Why do you have so many downloaded

astral pebble
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idk cuz i download and save them

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when updating

small folio
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Why

astral pebble
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idk

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bath time then see if i can grind some dailies

round glade
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hallo gamers, i started playing apex recently and was wondering what kinda playlist you guys have in mind for apex in kvks

mellow kestrel
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there's one in here

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for apex specifically

round glade
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was just wondering if you lot had anymore that's all

mellow kestrel
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torje's reactivity conditioning playlist is good

sonic mesa
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outdated or smth

elfin thistle
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Anyone have the tfw you watch faide clip

sour flame
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wdym

astral pebble
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actaulyl i think ill just sleep instead

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i can do the dailies tomorrow. i already got todays treasure pack earlier.

mellow kestrel
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dongie do you only play for dailies lmao

astral pebble
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yes

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i immediately shutdown the game as soon as dailies are complete

wintry scroll
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damn

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dongie grindset

mellow kestrel
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respectable tbh

bright elm
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respect to dongie for only playing on kings canyon

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and doing dailies only

mellow kestrel
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not letting your mental deteriorate any more than necessary

wintry scroll
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yep

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hour spent in gaming = hour wasted in grinding

plush burrow
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Tufi bro in pubs now

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Gamer tag of a cheater I keep running into ffs

spring patrol
turbid ruin
hoary hamlet
hoary hamlet
plush burrow
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๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ

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Fuck

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Happened again, 10 kills, 20 alive and fucked it ip

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Up

elfin thistle
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Plug in roller

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Ez

forest nimbus
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๐Ÿ˜ณ

elfin thistle
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Land

sonic mesa
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i dont get this fucking game

elfin thistle
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Chairs>benches

sonic mesa
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im literally aiming at the guy and it just misses

elfin thistle
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Lmao clapped by noreg

sonic mesa
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there's no way its just "get used to the game" thing

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this game has the same dogshit hitreg like cw

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there's no way im aiming at someone and it just misses upclose

elfin thistle
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See the trick here

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Is to play 300 ping servers

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So you get used to noregging

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Then you won't be annoyed by it

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peepogrin ๐Ÿ‘

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Speedrun the five stages of grief

sonic mesa
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wow do you think this is funny or something

autumn harness
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yes

deep linden
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Bullet velocity

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Then noreg

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Kraber shots travel slower than G7 shots

sonic mesa
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why do i feel like everyone's aimbotting in pubs

deep linden
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dongie: that's because everyone is

sonic mesa
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i barely peak from fucking nowhere

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im downed

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and this cunt has time to finish me

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while my dogshit braindead teammate is fighting in the open

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no cover

vital rock
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sup gangstas

deep linden
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Damn what servers are you playing on seems worse than the asian servers i mainly play on

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Henlo hundredz

plush burrow
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You guys should play EU, feels pretty good

deep linden
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I used to play frankfurt back in S2-S3

plush burrow
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Oh

sonic mesa
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where the most monkeys are born

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i cant call these players actual humans

deep linden
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I play Asia where it's either rats, brainless apes, or cheaters

plush burrow
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Is it easier to get a 20 in trios or duos

deep linden
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I think trios would be easier

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But solo v duos is fun

plush burrow
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That's what I usually do, unless theirs someone to play with

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Barely played any trios this season

vital rock
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pretty sure NA is the capital of monkeys

sonic mesa
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you sure?

vital rock
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NA players have 0 brain all aim

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mostly cus theyre roller tho

sonic mesa
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i got downed and im trying to serve as a shield for my random pisslow teammate

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HE DOESNT FUCKING USE IT AND DIES

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why am i even trying

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"just play the game bro you will learn it"

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really doubt it at this point

hoary hamlet
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ngl knock down shields throw me off when my team mate is trynna help me

hoary hamlet
alpine trail
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idk knockdownshields are seriously op if u play them right

hoary hamlet
sonic mesa
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and i dont get how im aiming at this fucking guy and it just misses

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but im eating bullets like they are my dinner or something

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im trying to strafe like on crack or on something else and it doesnt matter but he dodges bullets like crazy

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and when im asking for advice i get fucking trolled here cuz its so funny XDXDXDXDXDXDXD

hoary hamlet
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again your taking it too seriously

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like take a break from the game for a bit

autumn harness
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tell him

hoary hamlet
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your mental will be soo much better

autumn harness
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he mad

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grinder noob

hoary hamlet
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bro slow sens is soo nice for tracking like holy

sonic mesa
autumn harness
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hahaha you are right

sonic mesa
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yeah go fuck yourself

hoary hamlet
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well on that note im out

hallow blade
sonic mesa
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no im getting oneshot by randoms despite having cover

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i have literally 0 idea what im doing wrong

hallow blade
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record a vod

deep linden
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And send it here

hallow blade
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that was inferred spro

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kek

deep linden
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I still remember you getting "cornered" by two teams on energy depot despite you having Wraith Q on standby and you asked what else were you supposed to do as if you weren't supposed to use it and reposition

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@hallow blade not you btw bb co-CEO pred level player

hallow blade
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a real man never uses wraith q to reposition only to hard int into fights praydge

alpine trail
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tru

hallow blade
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need the speed boost

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budget octane

alpine trail
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real men q into fights not out of

hallow blade
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on 25 second cd

alpine trail
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did someone send the video of animation cancelling on controller in here

deep linden
# hallow blade need the speed boost

Reminds me of the guy who claimed to be better than me but double stims to an enemy caustic who had a 3030 and loses despite it being a cqb + having an eva

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Truly a better player

deep linden
alpine trail
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yeah i didnโ€™t know but ig itโ€™s been known for a couple months

deep linden
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The only way PC players can anim cancel Wraith Q is to C L I M B

hallow blade
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yep

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and itll cancel even when walking over a log

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:)

cinder plank
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Toxic

alpine trail
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ah yes

merry dock
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@cinder plank howโ€™s ur target switching

alpine trail
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seer has so much readability and counterplay

cinder plank
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Been grinding cs to get better again

alpine trail
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what is this bullshit

merry dock
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@cinder plank as a malay do u think sg people are cocky

cinder plank
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Malaysian u mean?

hallow blade
merry dock
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yea

hallow blade
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shouldve felt the vibrations in the floor from their footsteps

cinder plank
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Thats usually the stereotype for sg people

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Especially malaysians that moved to singapore

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That think they are better

merry dock
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@cinder plank do u think malays are lazy like not chinese malays just malays

cinder plank
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Damn how do you know so much about malaysia

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Malay lazy is also another stereotype

merry dock
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i was a pro player for a game that was mainly in SEQ

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SEA*

cinder plank
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Ah i see

merry dock
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like i was playing 100 ping

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but pissed me off

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@cinder plank main game over there is like mobile legends and stuff right

cinder plank
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Yup

hallow arrow
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sg ppl are cocky, Malays are lazy, Chinese are stingy fucks and Indians are drunk

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That's most of the stereotypes

cinder plank
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^this

merry dock
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and sg ppl

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whenever i vc with them for scrims

hoary hamlet
merry dock
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they always mad and say โ€œsiaโ€ โ€œlahโ€

cinder plank
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Lmao

merry dock
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they made me download whats app LOL

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whatโ€™s the point like if ur gonna ask for my number

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why not just use the messaging

hallow arrow
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Everyone here use whatsapp

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Or WeChat if you are Chinese

merry dock
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and then they always stress abt there O levels LOL

deep linden
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Filipinos always rage

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Kekw

hallow arrow
lapis moat
merry dock
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and then whenever somebody gets them mad they call them an indog

lapis moat
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we are on the 4th cycle rn so about 4 years left

merry dock
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@cinder plank do u guys know what critical ops is?

hallow arrow
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Shit

cinder plank
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Yeah

hallow arrow
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Is that game still alive

merry dock
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i was a โ€œpro playerโ€

cinder plank
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I played standoff 2 tho kekw

merry dock
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shit was cringe

deep linden
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JayBiebs triggered titanfall 2 speedrunners by his explanation of tap strafing

hallow arrow
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๐Ÿ˜ญ

merry dock
alpine trail
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who the fuck is jaybiebs

merry dock
merry dock
alpine trail
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yes

merry dock
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like live in germany?

alpine trail
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yes

merry dock
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i mean this in no harm

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like deadass wallah mums

deep linden
merry dock
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but at school do u guys learn about world war 2? bc normally when countries commit atrocities they pretend as if it never happened @alpine trail

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iโ€™m just curious sorry

alpine trail
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we basically get told to be ashamed of ourselves

merry dock
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oh ok bc in china they donโ€™t show there mistakes

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and in japan they say the rape in Korea was fake

merry dock
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what does that even mean

hallow arrow
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Probably a type of vocational school

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Rich kids goes for o levels

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Normal ppl normally take spm

hoary hamlet
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Asians are too proud to admit mistakes

alpine trail
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asians dont do mistakes

hoary hamlet
alpine trail
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im jookin

lapis moat
lapis moat
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we dont have that over here but we got something called uhh

hallow arrow
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I have a friend that was UEC and he's laughed through o levels( too bad for uec)

lapis moat
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fuck what is it called again

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oh yea

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ib

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much easier than the dse i took

hallow arrow
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I probably should've went to that instead of uec

cinder plank
lapis moat
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theres like 30-40 kids getting full scores on ib but like 6-7 kids getting top scores on dse and dse students outnumber by like 10 times

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its actually busted

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wish i had rich parents

hallow arrow
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Chinese not looking too fun for the exam

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Chinese private school retard where you at ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ˜Ž

lapis moat
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i almost didnt get to study uni cuz of chinese rofl

hallow arrow
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Goes to a harder cert that's not widely accepted by government unis here

lapis moat
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barely made it pass the minimum when overall i had like top 5% or so

cinder plank
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I wanna be decent and studies and good at games

hallow arrow
cinder plank
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But its kinda hard

hallow arrow
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I saw the video about Hong Kong tutors

lapis moat
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yea

hallow arrow
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Kinda scary

lapis moat
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oh those are basically scams

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the only thing worth paying for is having people mark ur stuff

cinder plank
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How do you guys study like everytime i study i just forget everything the next day

lapis moat
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cuz that helps with improvement

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but the โ€œtipsโ€ they give you are either useless or only applicable if ur already top tier in that subject

hallow arrow
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Sounds horrible

lapis moat
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stationery

elfin thistle
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I don't remember studying

lapis moat
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also write stuff down even if its simple stuff

elfin thistle
#

Like actually seriously studying

lapis moat
#

the act of writing stuff down is more useful than staring at the book

cinder plank
#

Did writing help you remember

elfin thistle
#

I just kinda did stuff I liked

lapis moat
#

yes

elfin thistle
#

It does

cinder plank
#

I see

elfin thistle
#

back in ma day

cinder plank
#

The effort rule right?

elfin thistle
#

I had this chinese tuition

cinder plank
#

I like writing

#

Its satisfying in a way

elfin thistle
#

Where you go there just to copy down essays

#

And the goal is

#

You memorise the entire essay

hallow arrow
#

Primary i did boxes of exercises books and didn't do anything related to the actual schoolwork

elfin thistle
#

One per week

hallow arrow
#

Almost got expelled due to it

elfin thistle
#

Until you can just rewrite the whole essay in exams

lapis moat
#

primary i just read my own books all day

#

same for secondary actually

elfin thistle
hallow arrow
#

Secondary no fucking clue

#

I'm dying in secondary

lapis moat
#

read an immense amount of terrible young adult novels

#

too bad to remember

elfin thistle
#

Lmao I got tilted from trigo and hated math from sec 3

lapis moat
#

i had a tough time doing sec 2

#

math

elfin thistle
#

Now I'm going into coding so more math

hallow arrow
elfin thistle
lapis moat
#

but i got over it and now iโ€™m decent at math i think

elfin thistle
#

Ew

cinder plank
#

I was scared af to kena rotan

hallow arrow
#

Yea

elfin thistle
#

I loved physics

#

But hated math

hallow arrow
#

I got rotan about 10times per day

elfin thistle
cinder plank
#

Chinese primary teachers dont mess around

hallow arrow
#

Kinda eh

lapis moat
#

primary teachers just mainly yell at u

#

nothing else really

elfin thistle
#

^

hallow arrow
#

Yea they just kinda shout

cinder plank
#

I was scared of them

elfin thistle
#

I learned nothing besides getting yelled at

#

Kekw

alpine trail
#

good i love hoizon ult

elfin thistle
#

From them

alpine trail
#

get sucked into 3 nades and die

lapis moat
#

they all liked me cuz i get awards for them

alpine trail
#

just pick wraith

cinder plank
#

But honestly i would have failed my upsr if it werent for the teachers

lapis moat
#

other than this one teacher that disliked me cuz i wasnt on her team

#

so less clout for her

sonic mesa
#

typical game

elfin thistle
#

I haven't played ranked in 2 weeks

sonic mesa
#

of mine

lapis moat
#

i fell off i was so successful in primary

elfin thistle
#

Seems like masters this split is dead

lapis moat
#

in terms of irl i peaked then

elfin thistle
#

Did you do tys before

#

I'm gonna take that as a no

hallow arrow
#

Nope

cinder plank
#

Sadge

#

Hilo

hallow arrow
#

yea

autumn harness
#

is pizza a pie

alpine trail
#

is cereal soup

#

or soup cereal

elfin thistle
#

No pizza is a pineapple bearing medium

autumn harness
hallow blade
# sonic mesa https://youtu.be/WWNVgDQFKvI

idk if you dont have your headphones on or your monitor on but first 20 seconds you completely missed a gibby directly next to you and then throughout the rest of it you didnt recognize 3 different enemy footsteps

elfin thistle
hallow blade
#

lacking any awareness

autumn harness
#

I am hating

#

how did u know

elfin thistle
#

I read ur message

#

And my brain interpreted the squiggly lines

#

Then found out what they mean in literal terms

#

But assumed there was a tone behind it

autumn harness
#

Singaporeans are high iq

elfin thistle
#

And deduced according to past experiences the tone behind it

elfin thistle
autumn harness
#

what are you not

elfin thistle
#

Yes

#

I am cring

autumn harness
#

bro

elfin thistle
#

Bro close your eyes bro...

#

What do you see bro....

autumn harness
#

I don't want to close my eyes

#

I kinda just woke up

#

and need to work

small folio
#

Sleep

elfin thistle
#

Waking up is overrated

autumn harness
#

on my 3000 word essay

elfin thistle
#

Sleep

#

Touch bed

#

Don't touch grass touch bed

#

My neck is sore from sleeping

alpine trail
#

touch me

autumn harness
#

good doctors advise

#

skimped no

alpine trail
elfin thistle
#

How old are you

#

I need to know if I have that dialogue option unlocked

autumn harness
#

I'm not flying all the way to Europe to touch an almost gm man

alpine trail
#

im 12

elfin thistle
#

But you can get the almost gm aim

hallow blade
elfin thistle
#

Unlucky

#

Dialogue options locked

alpine trail
hallow blade
#

fym unlucky, thats very lucky ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

elfin thistle
#

Ayo?

#

Sus

hallow blade
#

uh

elfin thistle
#

You lookin real sussy rn

hallow blade
#

i can explain

autumn harness
#

damn I didn't know you liked japan that much

deep linden
#

Woah...

small folio
#

Whoa

deep linden
#

J4zz what is this???

elfin thistle
#

J4zz the real japanese man

small folio
#

It's Seraph

deep linden
#

Henlo

elfin thistle
#

It's Seraph

hallow blade
elfin thistle
#

Its femboy

small folio
#

THE Femboy

autumn harness
#

Seraph aren't you like 500 years old

hallow blade
#

hes 36

deep linden
elfin thistle
#

The first ever femboy

small folio
#

He's only 69420 years old

alpine trail
#

add some more 0s

elfin thistle
#

Seraph is venti irl

deep linden
#

I'm around 28472781973625739027 years old

elfin thistle
#

Woah

deep linden
#

In sol earth years

alpine trail
#

i go outside now

elfin thistle
#

That's a lot of numbers

small folio
#

Mans as old as 5 universes

alpine trail
#

hope i dont catch the virus

autumn harness
#

damn u must have an appearance of a 15 year old in anime logic

elfin thistle
#

Lmao just don't catch it

hallow arrow
elfin thistle
#

Dodge the ball

small folio
#

He looks 12

elfin thistle
#

He looks 3

#

But without the fats

alpine trail
#

i only catch the rare mutation shiny hunters

deep linden
small folio
#

He gets ara ara'd like 3 times a day

elfin thistle
#

Living the dream

#

Baal Ara Ara

#

Jk Baal isn't a femboy

spring patrol
#

fair

elfin thistle
#

So not attractive

#

Gimme ur pbs ty

autumn harness
#

post a vod in vodreview then @alpine trail

elfin thistle
#

Pb&J

elfin thistle
autumn harness
#

expert analysis:shit

elfin thistle
#

I haven't broken a PB in this one scen in weeks

#

1yu bullying non masters players

autumn harness
#

dude imagine being allergic to PB

elfin thistle
#

Fuckin peanut allergy kids smh

autumn harness
#

u can't enjoy the crustless pbj sandwich

elfin thistle
#

Lmao if a girl is allergic to nuts how can she get pregnant

autumn harness
#

cut the balls off

elfin thistle
#

She'll just get an allergic reaction instead

#

Hold hands to get her pregnant

#

Ez

cinder plank
#

Genius

deep linden
#

Holding... hands...? ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜ณ

cinder plank
#

I can hold your hand

autumn harness
#

๐Ÿค

cinder plank
#

๐Ÿ˜ณkirbyDance

autumn harness
#

deal

cinder plank
#

Dont let go๐Ÿ˜ฉ

autumn harness
#

can u transmit AIDS by hand holding

cinder plank
#

Has to be some aggresive hand holding

autumn harness
#

like french kissing

#

but french hand holding

cinder plank
#

Thats hot

elfin thistle
#

Did you see the Kurt Tay video @cinder plank

#

The new kuku jiao one

cinder plank
#

No

#

But kuku jiao funny

#

๐Ÿ˜†

elfin thistle
#

It's literally him aggressively telling you that small penis is cute

cinder plank
#

Is he a malaysian youtuber or what

#

Oh singaporean

elfin thistle
#

My guy

#

He is superstar Kurt Tay

cinder plank
#

I wouldnt be suprised if it was you

elfin thistle
#

Kurtista kurtberg Kurt kishi

#

Two time WWE world heavy weight champion in the US

cinder plank
#

Can u send his best video

elfin thistle
#

Dms

#

The real question is

#

Is he a femboy

#

I mean he did get breast implants

hallow blade
#

what are you questioning

#

you heard 3 different guys and did not turn to look at any of them

#

kekw

sonic mesa
#

im streaming

#

can u check

#

this fucking game

autumn harness
#

valorant free game

#

Valorant free hack

alpine trail
#

my favorite ads to watch are mobile game ads

cinder plank
#

Lmao

#

The thing is theyre all basically the same

alpine trail
#

especially the chinese mafia boss one

cinder plank
#

With the booba mafia boss woman

alpine trail
#

yes

autumn harness
#

idk

#

wtf is centering

sonic mesa
#

you have master rank and u dont know what it is

#

XD

autumn harness
#

I'm a benchmark player ๐Ÿฆพ

hoary hamlet
#

link me this playlist ?

hoary hamlet
#

yikes

wintry scroll
#

theres no way thats real.... right?

autumn harness
#

that's prob saa lmfao

loud heart
#

who

wintry scroll
#

really, u guys are living under a rock

#

he is the next aimer7

static rose
#

The goat

wintry scroll
#

they silenced him cuz he was giving out forbidden aim tips

#

too much for normies to understand i guess...

static rose
#

I used his aim routine and became astra complete

#

He also did the ban speedrun

sharp nimbus
#

are you from latvia?

solar bison
#

@autumn harness you got master from just using bench?

autumn harness
#

yah

solar bison
#

That's how I got dia complete

#

But I'm trying to use routines

#

Still don't help

autumn harness
#

I have very few scores on scenarios other than benchmarks

solar bison
#

1yu how

#

Teach me

#

I'm hardstuck dia

autumn harness
#

10 hours a day

#

3 hours per scenario

solar bison
#

I DO THAT ALREADY

autumn harness
#

bro

plush burrow
#

4k let's go

solar bison
#

I have master on speed and static

#

That's it

autumn harness
#

u just gotta grind until u die

#

So simple

#

I literally almost got rsi

solar bison
#

Multiple times

#

Still recovering actually

wintry scroll
burnt stone
merry dock
#

im in a 1v3 arena

#

against 1

#

3am matchamking

burnt stone
burnt stone
merry dock
#

4am rn

#

im bored asf

burnt stone
#

Go to bed

deft valley
simple light
sonic mesa
burnt stone
sonic mesa
#

yes

#

its been almost 200 hours

#

and i still dont know how to play this fucking shit game everyone likes to play for some reason

burnt stone
#

Aight, to be straight blunt with you

sonic mesa
#

how is this game better than wz lmao

burnt stone
#

When i played with you iirc you were like the embodiment of all aim no brain

sonic mesa
#

then help me get the brain

#

cuz i agree i have none when i play this game

burnt stone
#

When i get on i can show you some ways to be safer while fighting and take fights correctly

sonic mesa
#

i have no idea wtf i should be doing

#

you're dropping 20 bombs whilst im barely doing any dmg

alpine trail
sinful mantle
hoary hamlet
#

getting rollered first game i love it

alpine trail
#

also try to get as much info of where people land while dropping so you know how many enemies are in the area and where

#

that way you couldve prevented getting shot in the back by either jumping down after your 2nd knock or push with white armor through the door so the other guy has no line of sight

sinful mantle
#

do you guys think that 4k badges are a real reflection of skill

alpine trail
#

no

alpine trail
#

they are cool and can indicate basic understanding of the game but its still just a badge

burnt stone
#

Just shows pubstomp or that you got a easy lobby once

alpine trail
#

if a guy has 3 pred bdages you can be sure that hes good

burnt stone
#

I've seen some of the most average players even below average players with a 4k/20b

sinful mantle
#

it's just weird to me honestly; i've had way more 4k badge randoms shit the bed in ranked than those with a 2k badge

#

probably just that pub mindset honestly

burnt stone
#

Ranked easier then pubs until diamond imo

alpine trail
#

people get ego of badges and people with 2k know their place and play accordingly

autumn harness
#

what food

burnt stone
hoary hamlet
#

just me or have ya'll been getting more level 80s nd 50s on your team

hoary hamlet
#

every team i face has a good player on it nd a level 89 or so

burnt stone
#

Ranked people want to survive and not play dumb and most players are around similar skill level so you're much better then them it's pretty much pubstomping but easier

autumn harness
#

I will be your level 80 @hoary hamlet

burnt stone
#

4k ever game in bronze-gold kekw

hoary hamlet
#

the best level 80

burnt stone
#

But you aren't cause you're a good player^^

hoary hamlet
#

this is facts

autumn harness
#

@alpine trail I will offend you

burnt stone
#

I wish i had a master lvl 80 kekw

sinful mantle
#

does shiv mainly use his arm for aiming? jesus christ the dude's on 30cm but his vods are like he's on 60cm or sumn

autumn harness
#

shiv gameplay is so weird to watch

#

he's god but it looks weird to me

sinful mantle
#

dude could play 110 and still stomp hard

burnt stone
#

Me neither if you find it lmk

autumn harness
#

does roller have cm/360

burnt stone
autumn harness
#

or is it seconds/360

sinful mantle
burnt stone
#

He's from the future

#

Where slide jump is the only movement mechanic left

sinful mantle
#

sprint > slide > sprint > inspect > repeat

autumn harness
#

shiv so high iq

#

I'm unbinding my scrollwheel now

alpine trail
#

lemme just spam inspect on my empty hands

autumn harness
#

hands are cool

#

they crack

#

age?

alpine trail
#

32cm

#

idk im ingame

burnt stone
#

I feel like a lot of players are on 30 cm lol

#

I think I've seen one on 24 and a someone else on 42 cm but most hover around 30 from the last time i played with some peeps here

sinful mantle
#

a lot of them would probably be playing at 100cm if they had the mouse space

burnt stone
#

I hardly use half of my mousepad on 40 and thats just with swiping

burnt stone
sinful mantle
burnt stone
#

N recoil would be the biggest bitch too

#

I've never watched fn handcams of good players

#

I just remember like daequan who never bothered build fighting kekw

burnt stone
sinful mantle
burnt stone
#

You're close enough for hipfire to be perfectly accurate

deft valley
#

yeah but they are far

burnt stone
#

So you're limiting your movement speed for no reason letting you get hit more

sinful mantle
deft valley
#

okay ty men

#

I will apply your advice

burnt stone
#

On the second player yes he was at first, but the first one was a easy hipfire kill

sinful mantle
#

when at a numbers disadvantage you probably wanna make yourself a harder target to hit rather than trying to deal the most damage you can to one single person

deft valley
rigid jolt
burnt stone
#

When you're hurt in a 1vx is to force 1v1s or to get just enough distance that they can't revive but you can heal, jumping off or getting a armor swap could have saved you

deft valley
#

Mad

burnt stone
#

Although that gibby was in another team so not really your fault

burnt stone
rigid jolt
#

ty, i got barely any kills cuz we were down 1 person the whole match and the enemies had sniper rifles so i got pissed and kept using a g7 on them lmao

burnt stone
#

Farming damage kekw

rigid jolt
#

farmed 2.5k dmg with 2 other squads left Pepega

burnt stone
#

Pog

#

Maybe i play ranked today

sinful mantle
#

how the hell do people manage to farm damage enough for a 4k; i swear to god i just try to poke on a squad and suddenly these fuckers start dropping everything they got and rush me like a bunch of rabid dogs

burnt stone
#

My drive to play ranked is entirely dependent on if tak or seraphs on

burnt stone
#

Most ppl don't want to poke fight esp if they're losing

#

You want a extended fight and to thirst every down, if your fights end too fast from 1 clipping players then you won't get much value out of it

sinful mantle
#

granted, poking for 5 minutes leads to an instant 3rd party revtane

burnt stone
rigid jolt
#

g7 scout is ez mode for 4k

burnt stone
#

Cap on both of those kekw

alpine trail
#

i only hit with rampage after i used a thermite

sinful mantle
#

the rampage is crap on close range

burnt stone
#

Rampage is the same as a scout effectively without thermite and it still lacks the range scout gives

hallow arrow
#

scout for 4k

alpine trail
#

chargerifle in ranked

#

is the way to go

burnt stone
#

Scout is good for 4k but only if you keep them ranged, if you get pushed good luck with that

alpine trail
#

scout eva

sinful mantle