apex

[astral pebble]

can you play genshit on controller

[elfin thistle]

Yes

[hallow blade]

yes

[elfin thistle]

Ok so now that I know it's almost impossible to reroll for baal

[astral pebble]

does it also have autoaim

[elfin thistle]

No

[hallow blade]

no

[elfin thistle]

Who should I reroll for

[astral pebble]

Aloe

[plush burrow]

siv does core basic movement exceptionally well

shiv*

not many realisze, but theirs a reason u die and shiv comes out of so many situations alive with all the kills

has efficient as fuck basic movement

[random aspen]

Yep

[hoary hamlet]

bang passive makes it all the more better

[burnt stone]

warlord walks around aims, either 1 does high damage or 2 gets beamed and bangalore smokes while running zigzags, heals then repeats until game ends while yelling the whole time

that's all of shivs gameplay

every vid at once

now you never have to watch shiv to see what happens

[hallow blade]

yep

i never watch them anyway

90 fov gives me a headache

shits actually so unenjoyable to view

[burnt stone]

there is no variety in his playstyle, gameplay, characters even weapons are boring

[elfin thistle]

Rerolling looks like a lot of work

Maybe I won't reroll after all

[dreamy spade]

agreed. he's not insane like aimbot6974 or ras but thats not really his style. he's kind a basic bitch like bang lmao

[hallow blade]

yes thats why hes boring as fuck to watch

[dreamy spade]

also yeah his fov is so fucking low why tf is he on 90 lmao

[hallow blade]

no clue how people can actually watch him more than once or twice

[burnt stone]

old man eyes doesn't like to go fast

[dreamy spade]

i dont watch streamers in general cause i find it in general boring as fuck

[burnt stone]

aceu is chill to watch

prob my fav one

it's just vibes the whole time

[hallow blade]

timmy too

[burnt stone]

timmy is mid

[dreamy spade]

idk if someone posted this already but good meme
https://twitter.com/moeporkdiet/status/1432837215097401344

moepork (@moeporkdiet)

What I think of every time I'm told of all the advantages I have while playing apex on MnK https://t.co/rBGfWzf3kZ

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[burnt stone]

i'm tired of seeing his fucking face

[elfin thistle]

What about ashrrx_ttv

[hallow blade]

kekw

mid

[burnt stone]

he kills someone then zooms 600% into his forehead

it's like trains eye cam

[dreamy spade]

i dont watch twitch that much besides like literally 1 guy that i met in paladins 4 years ago that introduced me to twitch and we've been like, not quite friends, but we've known each other for a while

[burnt stone]

who's that

[elfin thistle]

My guy gil really told ottr and moe to aim train in the shooting range

Nice

[burnt stone]

lmao

how

do you

aim train in firing range

[dreamy spade]

u dont kekw

[burnt stone]

recoil practice means aim training for him lmao

[elfin thistle]

Probably because he doesn't need to aim

AA does it for him

[burnt stone]

seeing something live hits different

even just watching the stream

not knowing if they'll win or not

makes things so much more interesting gameplay wise

so many fails or almost clutched games you almost see

[dreamy spade]

i mean i get that to some degree but like idk

those are the hype moments

i can watch a highlight of that

[burnt stone]

saw the sickest clip from aimbot where he had like a 6k game but died to the last player and he was 1 hp

literally barely missed

in the worst position possible and almost pulled back

[cinder plank]

@elfin thistle Moe as in the gambling addict yelling moe or someone else

[elfin thistle]

Moepork

[burnt stone]

i actually flinched when i saw him lose i felt like i was the one that lost that game kekw

[dreamy spade]

i dont really wanna wait for 30 minutes for the hype bits when i can just see some highlights and kind of get the same thing and also id like rather just be doing something myself

[cinder plank]

Damn

[burnt stone]

you don't get to see the hype bits kekw

but yeah i'm there for the streamer not the gameplay

[cinder plank]

I only watch one streamer

Tarik

[burnt stone]

if aceu was some dumbfuck tyler1 i wouldn't have ever even watched his yt

[elfin thistle]

Is it worth it to reroll for genshin

[dreamy spade]

idk id just rather be doing things tbh lmao

[elfin thistle]

Personally I don't like story games

[dreamy spade]

i love them

like

[cinder plank]

Yeah same

[burnt stone]

just play the game and stop asking lmfao

[dreamy spade]

so much

i love games as a meduim

[elfin thistle]

But like

[dreamy spade]

i can give lectures and shit about certain games

[elfin thistle]

I wanna know if I'm gonna waste my time

[burnt stone]

ll0m0 every day/other day "should i play genshin" "i'm thinking about it"

[cinder plank]

Lmao

[elfin thistle]

Not wrong

[burnt stone]

you waste your time playing apex

[cinder plank]

I tried it didnt like it and went back to cs

[dreamy spade]

whether i waste my time is determined whether i find it interesting/engaging

[burnt stone]

you can always play for a day or two then stop

[dreamy spade]

if something is dogshit but interesting i can get value from that

also challenges.

[elfin thistle]

I'm probably gonna experience pain from rerolling

[burnt stone]

you experience pain from apex too

[cinder plank]

Any game i can play with my friends i enjoy tbh

Doesnt matter how shit the game is

[dreamy spade]

@elfin thistle u played genshin. is the co-op decent?

[burnt stone]

he hasn't

[dreamy spade]

true. friends make bad or mediocre games way better

[cinder plank]

Yeah

[burnt stone]

am picky with friends

[dreamy spade]

okay so i know one of u weebs has played it. does genshin have decent co-op

[burnt stone]

[burnt stone]

never played coop on it

ask 1yu

or kristian

kristian gets carried every other day in coop

[dreamy spade]

my rule is u either have to be fun to play with or good at the game(as in around me or better). u need to be one of those

[burnt stone]

mines is both kekw

[cinder plank]

Damn u guys really be having criterias for friends

[burnt stone]

playing with bad players only if i feel like it or really like them as people

[cinder plank]

I just play with whoever and try to have a good time

[burnt stone]

but i can't play with good players with no soul or signs of life in them

[dreamy spade]

yep. i dont have time for fuckers bullshittery. i mean if im LFG ill try anyone but whether i try and play with u again or not will be determined from that

[burnt stone]

there are people i like and don't like, i know what i like and chose to hangout with what i feel like i'll enjoy the most

[dreamy spade]

i dropped a friend because he was simping so hard for his GF and projecting that shit onto me and another guy and i was like "yeah bro were done unless u apologize for this shit. i aint in the mood to deal with this"

[burnt stone]

simp

[dreamy spade]

emotionally abusive and has cheated in the past GF*

to clarify.

not a good person

[burnt stone]

she or he is

[regal kestrel]

i wish EFT was free to play

[burnt stone]

i own tarkov

game was shit though

at the time

idk how it is now

[dreamy spade]

she is.

[regal kestrel]

seems very interesting to me

[burnt stone]

he'll grow up

[burnt stone]

it's a good game, but takes a lot to learn and is very punishing

[elfin thistle]

No aim assist

Unplayable

[dreamy spade]

he's like 21 and this is the same girl he's been with since 17 so idk man. and this is the longest they've been together

[cinder plank]

Ghosty u not asleep yet?

[elfin thistle]

Ghost it's 1am

Smh

[burnt stone]

you need wiki/outside sources outside the game to play

[cinder plank]

Smh

[elfin thistle]

I slept like zero hours last night kekw

[regal kestrel]

ahh i see but it will be rewarding to learn it ?

[burnt stone]

otherwise you'll get fucked so hard cause devs don't like new players

no kekw

[cinder plank]

Good job Ll0m0

[elfin thistle]

Can we get then instead of respawn on apex

Tyvm

They probably wouldn't remove tap strafing

[dreamy spade]

but whatever, i tried helping him and refuses it and then is a douche back. i wish him the best but my life has been improved since he fully cut it off

[regal kestrel]

they would even add wall running

[burnt stone]

so like, when you die you lose items you bring in the raid to survive like guns, meds and food. it costs money to buy those things again and if you run out you're fucked and have to rat

[dreamy spade]

brb gonna finish my benchmarks. scores increasing pog

[regal kestrel]

sounds fun to me

[burnt stone]

they want hyper realism they'd take out every movement mechanic, every futuristic item, rework all the weapons and models and maps and pretty much make it a new game kekw

[elfin thistle]

Unlucky

[burnt stone]

when you get a very good raid in it's so much fun, but it's also bullshit and strategic, you have the choice to enter either alone or with 4 other teammates, but whether you solo queue or squad up your lobbies will be random

could go against a full squad alone or multiple soloes, plus players can spawn as ai scavs and rat you to death, break your leg and get a free head shot while you hobble to cover or take drugs to walk again

[elfin thistle]

I just realized that

I shouldn't be rerolling at home

I should be doing it in camp

Since I have all the time I need in camp

And I have better games to okay at home

[burnt stone]

many players camp heavy cause they don't want to die, think cod players but they really really really want to survive kekw

[elfin thistle]

Aight case closed rerolling starts tmr

[regal kestrel]

yikes nvm gonna wait for hazard zone then it is similar to EFT according to leaks if they can strike a balance between realism and fun

[burnt stone]

they also added grenade launchers too, cost a fortune but you can't defend it so it's just up to whoever decides they want to fuck one particular player

[elfin thistle]

You mean those mounted bois?

[burnt stone]

oh yeah and they want to make it so you have to play and survive through multiple maps just to make it home and bring your loot in depends on where you enter, so labs being the god spot for loot would take 3 other maps to get home and survive the raid kekw it's not implemented yet but it's a thing

[burnt stone]

no

actual cod noobtubes

500k each iirc but prob more now

[elfin thistle]

M203s kekw

Don't worry I had a platoon mate who missed with one

[burnt stone]

hopefully i go against him in game

[elfin thistle]

He shot into another guy's lane

He's just built different

Imagine missing with a fucking m203

Kekw

Actually impressive

[burnt stone]

realistic games to me are a cool idea but i can't vibe with, the amount of time it takes to learn, the patience and how much down time there is between any action just sucks the fun out of it and makes it more like a chore then a game

oh no i shot too much

let me retreat

and put bullets into each individual mag i brought

[elfin thistle]

Just play a milsim

Airsoft milsim

Pretty pog

[burnt stone]

i only brought 3 including what was already in the gun tho because my back pack is full and my tactical vest didn't have enough slots because if i fill every slot up i have to toss a mag on the ground because there is no room to put a old one if i reload

[burnt stone]

pretty much

tarkov is milsim br

without zone

and you can go home any time

[burnt stone]

iwosia

lmao

i just found baal jack o challenge lmao

[plush burrow]

hows it going

[hallow blade]

proof?

haha

[burnt stone]

did you want dm lmao

[hallow blade]

yes

i just pulled her

[dreamy spade]

well

[plush burrow]

Don't know about you, but kinda intrested in what that rspn-bebier guy has to say abou this

the tap strafe removal

[hallow blade]

i just want to know how theyre removing it

[plush burrow]

might indicate removing some other things for controller

doubt it

but hope

j4zz so u permanently done with apex for now?

[dreamy spade]

old benchmarks from august 3rd

new benchmarks

[hallow blade]

if they remove lurch then yes

will prolly sell my account lmfao

[dreamy spade]

if they make mnk feel bad then im done too

[plush burrow]

if u still enjoy apex id advise controller

[plush burrow]

hm that shit go for?

not intrested in buying just what prices are like

[hallow blade]

no clue

2 heirlooms tho

and a lot of good skins

[dreamy spade]

i just want shiny masters badge then ill fuck off. i mean i was gonna do it this season but the badge is so fucking ass and i want to prove it wasnt a fluke to myself

[dreamy spade]

being treated was more accurate. because we arent being prioritized at all lets be real

[plush burrow]

arena is easy tbf

[burnt stone]

now call me mid again

bitch

[hallow blade]

LMFAO

[burnt stone]

kekw

[dreamy spade]

im already playing with like d1 players in arenas as a plat i already know

[plush burrow]

gl man

dont matter who u play with, u verse anyone

i was in gold, sometimes my tm8s were pred in arena, master, diamond it didnt matter

[dreamy spade]

if arenas is as easy as ive experienced ill go for masters some time over next split cause ill have more free time

[plush burrow]

u actually verse anyone

match making is fucked

[dreamy spade]

yeah

ded mode

cause lstar and rollers and bad mode

[plush burrow]

but u cant party up with them LMAO

I can get 2 bronzes on my team but cant party up with them

[dreamy spade]

i hard carried some silvers

like double there damage and 3 times there kills

i 1v3ed the other team

i was literally leagues better then everyone in that lobby

[hallow blade]

throw back to my gold lobby lmfao

i was in masters

8.7k ap

2x the avg of everyone else in the lobby

[burnt stone]

remember when they were going to have more game modes

[dreamy spade]

also i think i can get like silver complete i just need to grind the benchmarks for this week

[burnt stone]

imagine if they did half the shit they said they were going to do AND balanced the game well

[dreamy spade]

i would never go back to OW and just genuinely enjoy the game

[burnt stone]

new maps, gamemodes, better match making, good balancing and proper communication with the communities with stronk anti cheat

[dreamy spade]

or at the very least not be dissapointed and upset theres a new update because i know half the changes are gonna be fucking retarded

[burnt stone]

the potential of this game is so fucking high

it's ridiculous

[dreamy spade]

arenas was such a letdown

i wanted a tdm/objective mode

[deep linden]

https://youtu.be/eGvGtIYcne0

[dreamy spade]

like the train mode

[lapis moat]

how does arc stars keep hitting me iwth no los

[plush burrow]

@autumn harness not sure if it was u who also had issues with kovaaks crashing

but closing val/vanguard fixed it

[elfin thistle]

Vanguard disabled my mouse kekw

[dreamy spade]

well im gonna go to bed. i need to get back to editing fuck me

anyway peace

[versed shale]

💀💀

[elfin thistle]

He's not wrong

Not just roller players

But roller players who refuse to put any effort into apex

And then cry about playing an unfair game when they have aimbot

The same type of people who use hacks against normal players and cry when they die

[cosmic atlas]

roller players

[hallow arrow]

bad business movement tho

[elfin thistle]

Maybe it's time to accept that apex will never become a skill based game again

The way they're going maybe csgo will end up with better movement

[lapis moat]

thats true phantom forces has like a shitty superglide

[elfin thistle]

If they add redirects it'll have better movement than apex

Kekw

[lapis moat]

u can slide really fast

like from a standstill

[versed shale]

BB in roblox already has super glides

[loud heart]

[lapis moat]

never got into bb

[hallow arrow]

bb grind is horrible

took me a few weeks and the redeem codes to get the m4

apparently they removed the codes?

[loud heart]

i was a decent level but roblox finally snapped my account

May you rest in peace Pr0lapsedfurrybhole

[hallow arrow]

dude got the roblox name down

[plush burrow]

operation locker, 64v64 will be your best friend

[lapis moat]

roblox let me name myself children_owner447

[loud heart]

my new acc is "imrockhard_uwu"

[regal kestrel]

done with it

[cinder plank]

Is there a minimum of how fast my internet has to be to play apex

[small folio]

150kbps or something

[magic juniper]

Apex turning up the sbmm tonight again it's only pain

[elfin thistle]

With the release of the 10.1 patch

No need to worry about sbmm anymore

Since the skill ceiling would be almost touching the skill floor

That is if you're on controller

[hot gate]

😭😭 this games donezo

[hoary hamlet]

bruh

[rapid reef]

What’s wrong with that

[hoary hamlet]

first zone or 2nd entire lobby died

[sonic mesa]

im 100% certain controller doesnt require any fucking skill whatsoever, i could probably pick it for the first time for this game and probably get carried anyway

but oh nyoo i cant move my camera fast on controller such disadvantage :(((((((((((((((((

can't tap-strafe on controller too :(

too bad

play on MnK like a real player

and not like a pussy with free softaimbot

[autumn harness]

lmfao

[sonic mesa]

this is literally the same shit I hear from shitters from wz

who play on roller

the so called "veterans" who have 0.5 KD

they call themselves veterans because they played CoD overall since (atleast) mw2

but even after years of playing CoD they are still dogshit at the game and can't even get carried by AA

idk man it kinda makes me angry of how many braindead people are on this planet who can't use their brain, 0 common sense

but I feel like there are more idiots on wz tho

[rapid reef]

Controller is a very causal input, if it was difficult, it wouldn’t be controller is the way I see it. Ofc they’re gonna make it strong asf with low effort

[sour flame]

all you do is complain grinder

please

[sonic mesa]

oh sorry my bad everything has to be completely retarded

[sour flame]

can you just calm down

[sonic mesa]

the thing is

i am calm

[sour flame]

fine i guess, but please stop complaining so fucking much, everytime i go into this channel all i see is you complaining and it makes me fucking mald

[wintry scroll]

every time i go to this channel i see every1 complaining about apex

or talk about genshin

[cinder plank]

This

[wintry scroll]

the genshin talk is copium

[sour flame]

i have no idea what to play

[twilit flicker]

same

[cinder plank]

Just play

[sour flame]

phasmophobia is fun i guess. quake is cool too

[sonic mesa]

hard thing to do

[cinder plank]

Then play it

[sonic mesa]

ngl

it infuriates me how many brainlets both communities have

"haha no tap-strafe time to grind some kovaaks 😈 "

like

????

it doesnt matter how good my aim is im still gonna get raped by a random shitter who plays on roller

[wintry scroll]

ppl actually say this?????????????????

[rapid reef]

Sorta makes sense

[wintry scroll]

"haha cant aim time so i complain about tap strafing"

[autumn harness]

haha no tap strafe time to grind kovaaks

[rapid reef]

Only shit players would say it, but makes sense

[autumn harness]

there I said it

[rapid reef]

Oh-

[sonic mesa]

Genburten said it

[cinder plank]

Grindersky cant stop wont stop

[sonic mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/octane-apex-apex-legends-apex-get-on-apex-hop-on-apex-gif-22674810

[autumn harness]

octane with the hourglass figure

[rapid reef]

It’s just a shitters take, if you was serious you play kovaak before tap strafe nerf lmao

[elfin thistle]

Ayo octane

Kinda sexy tho

[sonic mesa]

yeah

[twilit flicker]

why are roller players saying thaz

they are the ones that need legal hacks

[elfin thistle]

Man with aimbot tells people without aimbot to learn to shoot

Farming those impressions

[sonic mesa]

i swear this guy would not be able to use MnK

he probably has two left hands

[twilit flicker]

hes pretty good actually

on mnk

[cinder plank]

Yeah hes nuts at mnk

[elfin thistle]

Lmao

I decide to dedicate to kovaaks

To get gud at apex

And little over a week or two later

This happens

Kekw

[sonic mesa]

if so why is he playing on controller

[elfin thistle]

It's just free

[cinder plank]

Why wouldnt he

U said it yourself controller is soft aimbot

[elfin thistle]

Given the choice between putting in effort and not putting in effort and getting the same reward

Its logical to pick the latter

[sonic mesa]

the guy is a braindead lazy cunt then

[elfin thistle]

Unfortunately I actually enjoy the process and sense of accomplishment of getting better

Which is why I refuse to touch controller

[sonic mesa]

natural selection will run its course

just you wait

[elfin thistle]

But it seems that this game is heading in a direction where getting good isn't about putting in the time

But rather buying a controller

And if you put in effort you're just gonna get fucked

[sonic mesa]

same thing in warzone

[elfin thistle]

So what's the point

[sonic mesa]

IceManissac literally switched to controller on warzone just because of aim assist

despite it having problems like it sometimes just stops working

or at range it sucks because recoil

[vocal laurel]

ur really underestimating how cracked gen is even for controller standards lol

[sonic mesa]

i could probably learn controller in few days and get carried just like him

[vocal laurel]

he's one of the few that can still beam without aim assist

[sonic mesa]

be it apex or warzone

[vocal laurel]

but obv he plays on roller cuz it's straight up stronger than mnk so why wouldn't he lmao

nah ur being delusional

[cinder plank]

Grinder genburten is actually insane

[vocal laurel]

he's actually nuts lol

[cinder plank]

U can say its all aim assist but this guy is something else

[elfin thistle]

Gen is good and he's just picking the smart choice

[vocal laurel]

like controller is low skill floor if ur using regular classic settings

[elfin thistle]

As any rational person would

[vocal laurel]

but the settings he uses have an insanely high skill ceiling

and he's pretty close to it lmao

[cinder plank]

I dont wanna be an asshole but grinder you would get demolished by him if u 1v1ed him on controller

[sonic mesa]

yeah of course I would because I never touched a controller for an fps game

[vocal laurel]

ye but it's different if ur making a living out of it

[sonic mesa]

and i probably never will because im not a pathetic handicapped idiot

[cinder plank]

Bruh

[vocal laurel]

i wouldn't be surprised to see a bunch of people swap to it after they fuck the movement

[alpine trail]

all im seeing

[sonic mesa]

MnK is the real way to play fps

[cinder plank]

Skimped out here

[alpine trail]

the guy is a hypocrit spamming nonsense

dont see why anyone is answering him

[cinder plank]

There are two types of voltaic masters

[sonic mesa]

like if you knew what that even means

[cinder plank]

The Grindersky and the 1yu

[sonic mesa]

braindamaged german

also its spelled "hypocrite"

:^)

[sour flame]

he knows, know you're just being an asshole

[sonic mesa]

hmm I wonder why

[sour flame]

me too, i don't know why you're acting like this

[sonic mesa]

[hoary hamlet]

you good grinder ?

[sonic mesa]

ye

maybe sleep deprived but yes

[elfin thistle]

1yu more like 1noob

Now that he's here

1yu where's my good morning kiss

😠

[alpine trail]

doesnt even kiss the homies

smh my head

[elfin thistle]

Unacceptable

Not a real homie sexual

[sonic mesa]

cringe

[elfin thistle]

The nerve

[cinder plank]

Kissing a female is the most cringe

Dw dude

[sonic mesa]

nah I meant something else is cringe

[cinder plank]

That game has a steep ass learning curve

[elfin thistle]

it kinda just felt like cs for me

[cinder plank]

Damn

[elfin thistle]

But I was also at the starting rank

[cinder plank]

Just headshot them

[elfin thistle]

In unranked mm

Kekw

[cinder plank]

[elfin thistle]

I just run around and shoot people

It just works

[sonic mesa]

just grind kovaak bro 🤪 😈

[cinder plank]

Yes

[elfin thistle]

Yeah bro

Just move your mouse bro

Press m1 lmao

[alpine trail]

so easy just use your entire arm

[elfin thistle]

But damn watching the vids in siege chat

They're build different

Ascended

[alpine trail]

controller can only use their thumb think about it

theyre built different

[elfin thistle]

You rite you rite

Controller with AA is clearly harder

[alpine trail]

"we remove moving technique cuz controler players cant aim" also controller players " now u have to aim without movement "

[elfin thistle]

It's literally like

Harder to aim while doing movement tech

It's like their brain doesn't connect the dots that when they see us move we also see our pov moving

As if I tap strafe to help me move my mouse

I'm gonna tap strafe apex into the recycle bin

[alpine trail]

just flick

flick to next game

[elfin thistle]

You rite

I don't have to fight the AA that doesn't pull me back to apex

[autumn harness]

what the actual fuck

[elfin thistle]

?

It worked

[cinder plank]

I just took a cold shower i better get new high scores

[autumn harness]

school doesn't cancel after 4 flood warnings

:)

[elfin thistle]

I'm bout to take a cold shower

I better get astra complete

If not I'm refunding the shower

Gonna return all the water I used

[autumn harness]

how

[cinder plank]

Damn

[elfin thistle]

Now you can be flooded with both water and homework

:))

[cinder plank]

Ll0m0 built diff

[elfin thistle]

That's right

I'll consume all the water

And if I don't get a new hs

I'll regurgitate it

[cinder plank]

I hope one day i can be like you

[elfin thistle]

Same

I hope one day I can be like me too

[alpine trail]

grindset

[elfin thistle]

Smegma male grindset

[autumn harness]

reverse pissing

[cinder plank]

Is it normal for my hard drive to just come back to life

[elfin thistle]

Seems like it's dying

Better clone it before it gives up fully

Inb4 ssd prices spike

Kekw

[autumn harness]

what is dying

have u ever asked urself that question

[elfin thistle]

Idk

I never died before

Wouldn't know

[autumn harness]

We should ask someone who died

[elfin thistle]

Hmm true

Who are we digging up

[autumn harness]

no we playing plasmophobia irl

[elfin thistle]

Ok good idea

Leggo

I got the EMF reader

You got the book?

[autumn harness]

I'm staying in the van

U got this

[cinder plank]

Actually?

I already got a new ssd thats why im pissed it came back to life now

[sour flame]

i like how you're starting with a book

[lapis moat]

what i miss out on

[astral pebble]

oops i played R5 on my main account

too lazy to logout

this should be pretty ez

[sonic mesa]

20 hours later...

[sour flame]

im good, thanks for asking

how are you

[elfin thistle]

Smh sniba should be on the ghost hunters dream team

I'll be in the van

You got this sniba

I'll periodically update you on EMF levels and your sanity

[sour flame]

lol

idk

bruh

thats not a lot

[alpine trail]

apex community is cringe as fuck

as a whole*

the amount of retards who play this game and vocalize their opinions online blows my mind

[mellow kestrel]

^

[alpine trail]

i dont think that this has anything to do with apex

[mellow kestrel]

@alpine trail r6 is like 90% map awareness and gamesense

[alpine trail]

and that mankind in general has become retarded

ye

[glossy bluff]

https://twitter.com/bambisweet69/status/1433048143319425037

SYNS bambisweet 💫 (@bambisweet69)

Imagine

Twitter · Sep 1, 2021, 12:44 PM

[mellow kestrel]

so many ppl in diamond etc that are complete bots

[glossy bluff]

respawn moment

[mellow kestrel]

(mechanically that is)

[glossy bluff]

i have a theory

dzk was actually the most sane out of the bunch

[alpine trail]

[sour flame]

I made this formula, I think it's pretty accurate

(cm/360) / 2 - 3 = penis length in cm

[cinder plank]

damn

[astral pebble]

https://clips.twitch.tv/AwkwardShakingStingrayAllenHuhu-weHQP6z2zrwJ8D-v 30 minutes in still have yet to find a RE45 to do the daily damage with.

[cinder plank]

i got monster dong then

[alpine trail]

dongie i saw you with a re45 less than 30 minute sago

with digi threat outside of solar

[astral pebble]

that was a trash match

[sour flame]

Tell us

[astral pebble]

yeah , i got fucked over by some roller dude behind my back

[cinder plank]

actually i ussed to have one before i switched to a higher sens

[alpine trail]

that is wrong

According to Randy Marsh, you can calculate your Adjusted Penis Size (or TMI) with the following formula:
((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2)
Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared

[cinder plank]

oh shit

[alpine trail]

[cinder plank]

tf dongie has heirloom

[sour flame]

Current sens?

[alpine trail]

cut that guys head off

[cinder plank]

30 cm sadge

[astral pebble]

no i dint

nope

i had crafting mats since s0

[cinder plank]

i have micropeen

[astral pebble]

i fucking crafted it

[sour flame]

So 12cm then?

[alpine trail]

atleast 3

[cinder plank]

im a minor

[alpine trail]

damn sniba in trouble

[cinder plank]

lmao

[sour flame]

wowkwkwk hey hey HEY

Uh

[alpine trail]

[elfin thistle]

Fbi open up

[sour flame]

I'm a minor too

[elfin thistle]

But who's older

Older one gets charged with statutory rape

[sour flame]

Jebsvxiebddhsbsnaoaa

Excuse me

[elfin thistle]

Old ass mf

Boomer

[sour flame]

This shouldn't be allowed

Cursed screenshot

[cinder plank]

use it to threaten sniba's career in the future

[elfin thistle]

@sour flame

Here's your counter

Absolutely trolled

[sour flame]

Get fucked

[cinder plank]

fuck

[elfin thistle]

This evidence is quite compelling

[mellow kestrel]

he wouldn't play the "i'm a minor" card if his dick wasnt little tho 👀

lets be real 💯

[sour flame]

You're got a point

[elfin thistle]

As dragos is now officially gay he has reason for initiating

[cinder plank]

u caught me

[elfin thistle]

I play on 200cm/360

Ah what a shame

[cinder plank]

I'll play the im asian card too while im at it

[elfin thistle]

Me and my meter long dick

[sour flame]

Dude you wouldn't even be able to get hard with that

[elfin thistle]

Only the base would get hard

[sour flame]

Or you would faint because your pp would take up all the blood on your body

[elfin thistle]

Just get high blood pressure lmao

Constantly hard

[alpine trail]

just get blood infusions

[elfin thistle]

True

Every time I wanna get hard I break out the blood bag

Then when I wanna get soft again I break out the syringe

[cinder plank]

How many women would u need to suck it

[sour flame]

You're a minor

[elfin thistle]

You're a minor

Stop trying to get me arrested

Minor

[cinder plank]

Im only a minor when i feel like it

[elfin thistle]

Jailbait smh

[sour flame]

😳

[elfin thistle]

[alpine trail]

when u push a building and theres 3 people sititng in corners with rampart walls

[mellow kestrel]

when i played r6 (i never played it a lot, only like 100hrs max) i was fragging hard in lower ranks bcus i could just outaim ppl

[alpine trail]

average tapstrafe enjoyers

[cinder plank]

Just one clip them trash

Smh my head

[mellow kestrel]

but once i played vs ppl who actually knew the map, wallbangs etc i got shit on

even if i was still outaiming

[alpine trail]

curve the bullets around rampart walls

[cinder plank]

Yes

Skimped the last bullet bender

[astral pebble]

shit i forgot to loot care package

ok now i guess i just camp and loot

tried to land far away from everyone... got aped on landing

only had a fucking shitvotion and longbow both utterly useless for CQC

[hoary hamlet]

got caught

[alpine trail]

anyone 1v1?

apex

or did u all already uninstall instead of enjoying last moments of tapstreafe

[autumn harness]

🔬

[alpine trail]

so cringe man

i do 650 dmg and lose the 1v3 because i didnt know they have close range advantage

[astral pebble]

fucking hell if it wasnt for "outlive 5 more people in BR" i could get this looting care package shit in arenas match

[alpine trail]

i didnt manage to play more than 5 matches

[autumn harness]

@astral pebble :(

[astral pebble]

1.5 hours for this shit

first hour spent playing pointless empty lobby matches where I couldnt even find a pistol to do damage with

never mind finding people eto kill

[plush burrow]

Is anyone arena kd 2

Mines 1.76, not looking for a skill indicator just wondering what everyone else's is like

[alpine trail]

arena ranked?

also do we know when the update is planned to roll out

[astral pebble]

0.02 here

oh i thought he meant ranked

update probably season split

[plush burrow]

13 days

[plush burrow]

Yh

[alpine trail]

1.77

[astral pebble]

regular arenas are bad enough.. ranked is just cancer to play

fucking lstar weirdos

[plush burrow]

0.02 in arena? I swear you dropped a 4k in arenas aswell

[plush burrow]

You ain't wrong about l star weiredos

[cinder plank]

Is ethernet better than a wifi repeater

[astral pebble]

yes 190%

[plush burrow]

Yeah

Power line ethernet isn't bad aswell if you can't a cable down their

That's what I use

[astral pebble]

that's pretty terrible too but better than wifi

[cinder plank]

Whats power line ethernet

[plush burrow]

They send the internet through the power no clue how

Have to be plugged into mains, not extension leads

[merry dock]

hows ur aim training going

[elfin thistle]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dongie

[plush burrow]

One from router into wall

[merry dock]

im finna go for another round of 1w4ts

[plush burrow]

Then your other one wall into pc

[cinder plank]

I have this

Wtf

[plush burrow]

I use them personally, very rare anything affects my network although it can.

And you are or aren't using them?

[cinder plank]

Mines lagging like shit

[plush burrow]

Is it both plugged into mains?

[cinder plank]

Yup

It wouldnt work otherwise

[plush burrow]

It does but not as well

Strange because my net is near perfect

[cinder plank]

Wow

@plush burrow whats ur wifi speed

[hoary hamlet]

there's nothing like a cheater in pubs

[plush burrow]

My speed is only 30up and 10 down but no issues with it

I mean 10 up 30 down

[cinder plank]

U use ethernet to the thing?

[hoary hamlet]

i have triple that nd i still have shitty net....

[plush burrow]

Yes

[hoary hamlet]

tp link is everywhere

[plush burrow]

@cinder plank

[cinder plank]

Wait its the exact one u sent

@plush burrow is the smaller one supposed to be wired to the main router

[plush burrow]

One is connected to router, other is connected to my pc both with wires

[cinder plank]

How long has it been connected to ur pc

Because i used to have it connected too before it just stopped working

[plush burrow]

About 6 months, it was connected to my PS4 for another 6 months prior

[cinder plank]

Damn

I had it connected and it had low speed but it was stable af

But then one day it just sucked

[plush burrow]

Mind you WiFi also works flawlessly for me aswell

But this is just more stable

[cinder plank]

Damn

Ohh also how many devices are connected to it

Cuz i have like 3 other devices connected could that be the problem

@plush burrow

[plush burrow]

2

My pc and my brother

[cinder plank]

Could that be a problem

[plush burrow]

Soloq ranked Vs 3stack 20 bombs

Controller ontop lmaooo

That Watson did pretty good, both tm8s were 3k badges still good

[cinder plank]

Nerf wattson

[hoary hamlet]

roller be bussin

[plush burrow]

Fr to both those replies

[cinder plank]

Shiet i forgot to reply to brendan

[cinder plank]

I broke my smoothbot plateau thanks to ghosty

[plush burrow]

Pog

[cinder plank]

[merry dock]

i have to break 1w4ts

[cinder plank]

U’ll break it easily

[mellow kestrel]

i think the time has come

gonna quit apex

cbf with playing a BR

[cinder plank]

U do you

[mellow kestrel]

tap strafing patch doesnt really help either but i was already thinking about quitting, after 1200 hours or whatever i have now

[alpine trail]

im debating what to do, but i want to see how the game feels without tapstrafe/whatever fix they will make

if they just make it so W is not bindable to mwheelup i dont care so much

ill just learn to spam W like conventional method

[mellow kestrel]

yeah id wait and see aswell when it comes to that

for me its just idk

the randomness of the game doesnt sit right with me

BR is just bleh

[alpine trail]

BR is fun ]

rng elements sure but its not that bad

[cinder plank]

Yup

[mellow kestrel]

the first couple 100 hours sure

[cinder plank]

Not for everyone tho

If u dont enjoy it then why bother playing another 1100 hours lmao

[mellow kestrel]

yep

apex just ruins my mental no cap

[cinder plank]

But i agree looting for 10 mins and dying is not the funnest experience

[alpine trail]

you just have to find people to play with

[mellow kestrel]

because you can do everything "right" yet still get piss thrown in your face

[alpine trail]

thats what makes the game more fun

[mellow kestrel]

that is more fun yes

[cinder plank]

Honestly any game with friends is always fun

[mellow kestrel]

^

pretty much

[plush burrow]

Even if It's seen as cringe

You play for the convos, the banter not just killing the enemiee

[cinder plank]

If having fun is cringe then i dont mind being cringe

[mellow kestrel]

going full tryhard as a 3 stack with comms, trying to play tactical in pubs etc is cringe

3 stacking and just w-keying and fragging is non cringe

[alpine trail]

i still comm in pubs

i dont know how to play and not comm

doesn't feel right

[mellow kestrel]

i mean you can comm but like

[alpine trail]

if i have info i will always call it xD

[mellow kestrel]

ratting, rotations etc roleplaying ALGS in a pub with 3 ppl is cringe

that is what i mean xd

[alpine trail]

Yea

[cinder plank]

I just type cuz im afraid i’ll earrape my teammates lmao

My bad mic+apex mic quality is not a good combo

[alpine trail]

Idek what other fps game id play instead of apex

Nothing as enticing, or having good mechanics

[mellow kestrel]

same tbh, even if im finna quit

its just not the same when movement is bland and limited

[trail grail]

wanna know a game with good mechanics?

Minesweeper

[alpine trail]

Ya

No

[trail grail]

yes

[mellow kestrel]

thats why i dont see the fun in e.g splitgate, the movement is absolutely horrible in that game

its just point n click, might aswell play kovaaks instead xd

[cinder plank]

Tokyo

[alpine trail]

Maybe I'll try Valo

[cinder plank]

I dont know how to play minesweeper

[alpine trail]

Or back to csgo xd

Faceit time

[mellow kestrel]

might try that aswell, but idk

yeah

i kinda wanna play cs again but my internet is too bad for it atm

[cinder plank]

Tak how many hours did u have on cs

[mellow kestrel]

and isp wont fix :/

[alpine trail]

I played 1.6 since I was 7 years old

[cinder plank]

Damn

[alpine trail]

And csgo like 2k hours active

3k total

Community server stuff a lot too

[mellow kestrel]

i have like 2500 on csgo, quite a bit on 1.6 and css too

[cinder plank]

Damn u guys are old

[alpine trail]

Ya

24

Not that old

[mellow kestrel]

i credit my movement in apex to all my hours playing kz/climb in csgo

[cinder plank]

Oh wow

[mellow kestrel]

im 20

[alpine trail]

Yoo my boy climbib

Kz/bhop/surf goated

[mellow kestrel]

yep

chill as fuck

[alpine trail]

Used to play in house of climb

[cinder plank]

Im gonna be honest knowing how to bunny hop/ strafe in cs made it easier for me to learn tap strafing

[mellow kestrel]

i like how it requires a lot of skill, yet you can play it really casually

its nice

[alpine trail]

Mhm

[mellow kestrel]

exactly

[cinder plank]

Cs is always gonna be a classic

[alpine trail]

What im looking for in New fps to try or jump into

[cinder plank]

Literally everyone i met online was through cs

[alpine trail]

Is community workshop/community allowed mod tools/innovations

[cinder plank]

Im not sure

[mellow kestrel]

just sad that i just warp around every time i try cs now, can't really play it until i get new internet/mine gets fixed :/

[alpine trail]

This is carrying games to have lasting longevity and playerbases

Since people who really love and care for the game can directly affect it

[cinder plank]

@mellow kestrel u dont lag in apex?

[mellow kestrel]

not that badly, some noregs etc but its fine for the most part

but CS is really sensitive to lag

[cinder plank]

Wtfff

[mellow kestrel]

one spike from 50ms to 100 and ur in the other teams spawn lmfao

[cinder plank]

Ur like me but the other way around

My apex spikes to 1555 ping

But my cs is fine

Just micro stutters here and there

[small folio]

apex servers suck

[cinder plank]

Maybe its an asia thing

[small folio]

maybe

[cinder plank]

But i think its just my wifi

[bright elm]

i cant fucking breathe

this is the best subtweet i've seen in apex twitter

[alpine trail]

lool

[hoary hamlet]

lmao

[alpine trail]

Lmao

[alpine trail]

this isnt even funny

just shows how dumb these people are

sad really

[bright elm]

thats why its funny

[alpine trail]

nah its not funny

what skimped said

because these brainlet retards

are deciding the future of the game

[bright elm]

these the type of people respawn are catering to

[alpine trail]

these people are the majority and we live in a democracy

and that's the saddest thing ever

[bright elm]

thank god i only dumped 200 hours into apex

[alpine trail]

its so fucking cringe

how these fuckin momos can ruin games

[bright elm]

yep

[alpine trail]

i dont even want to read any of this stuff anymore

i just pray respawn uses stem cells to help aid their brain damage

and revert this nonsense

im gonna end up clip farming in cs 1.6

[bright elm]

imma farm clips in valorant for that fA retweet

[alpine trail]

is val even worth playing

ability tac fps

[bright elm]

ye

i enjoy it

sometimes

the only thing that pisses me off are the people

[alpine trail]

My boomer ways tell me to stick with cs if I do change main game

[bright elm]

but thats like for every game so

[alpine trail]

If its just a removal of mwheelup = jump

I mean forward*

I dont care

[bright elm]

i can only see the game going in this direction so ill probably stop playing before then

[bright elm]

i doubt it

its respawn

they probably made it so tap strafing is not possible

[alpine trail]

Rollers cannot strafe and loot right ?

[bright elm]

future patch

we cant strafe while looting

[alpine trail]

Ye

[cinder plank]

Next legend tactical is gonna be tap strafing

[alpine trail]

Also no pc players can play pathfinder

Because of his pc specific tech

[bright elm]

quit before we experience more beatings from respawn

its a shame that respawn will only listen to the people who say that mnk have aim assist as wel

wel

and not the pros

[static rose]

Lol

[bright elm]

im already in the process of doing so

apex is general 2

[static rose]

Reading replies to this whole situation is self harm

[alpine trail]

Lmao

It is

And putting it here is even worse

[bright elm]

only self harm if u take the comments seriously

i just laugh at them for having lukewarm iq

like we already talk about genshin in this chat

[alpine trail]

Of course they are, they are gaming on console in 2021

[bright elm]

you'll see valorant clips soon

[alpine trail]

no problem with gaming on console playing shooters on console is the cringe part

Yeah

Thats what I mean

kk

Fighting games ofc its normal

No its not

[bright elm]

nah idc for controller players as long as they have a brain

[alpine trail]

Keyboard fgc is goated

[bright elm]

they can play fps games on a roller

but if they turn into those twitter speds

idk what to say

[alpine trail]

hey let me play golf with my dick and then complain that im at an unfair disadvantage to everyone who uses golf clubs

[bright elm]

[alpine trail]

like that is literally whats ahppening

[bright elm]

yeah ik

its like making a person in a wheelchair race against usain bolt

[static rose]

Exactly

[alpine trail]

to make it fair the wheelchair gets electromotor with 100ps

[bright elm]

except they break one of usain's legs to make it more fair

[alpine trail]

now its fair

[bright elm]

and they're blind folded

[static rose]

Like purposefly crutching yourself to gain a specific advantadge is so cringe

Like console and controller is whatever

[bright elm]

nah i hate the devs and people who complain about being at a disadvantage

[merry dock]

@alpine trail how long did 1w4ts take u

[cinder plank]

Brendan u beat ur score yet

[alpine trail]

long currentlygrinding

[merry dock]

nope

[bright elm]

viscose the goddess

[merry dock]

actually gave me hope

i was gonna quit after 3 hours

[bright elm]

which scen

1w4ts?

[alpine trail]

dont play a single scenario for more than 30 mins

jsut do something else

[bright elm]

^^

[alpine trail]

come back later

[cinder plank]

Do u just dm her

I might have to get help from her soon

[merry dock]

i was gonna cry

[merry dock]

eh we spoke i added her then i talk to her kinda

[cinder plank]

Oh okay

[bright elm]

i can review ur vod if u want

[merry dock]

https://streamable.com/scvfyn

[bright elm]

not rn tho since im busy

[merry dock]

2nd opinion

ok

when ur free

[alpine trail]

go faster, if u miss go next dont stay on the target and shoot agian

accept the miss on keep going

[merry dock]

its so fucking sad when i miss

@alpine trail i try rn

[bright elm]

yeah like what viscose said, you're spending a long time on some of the micro corrections

if u were to go at that consistent speed you had at the beginning

you would've gotten masters

take skimped advice on moving to the next target

if u miss

[merry dock]

idk i find it scary i went from 80cm to 30cm

[bright elm]

just practice the speed of your microcorrection and you'll be good

[cinder plank]

How do i flick faster

[bright elm]

move hand faster

?

[cinder plank]

I flick as fast as i can but then when i check the vod its slow af

[bright elm]

what fps is the vod in

[cinder plank]

Idk

[bright elm]

if it looks fast on ur screen

its probably fast

u dont even need insanely fast flicks for a gm vod

[merry dock]

@bright elm do u think i can get masters static dots before gold ?

[cinder plank]

Its really hard for me to go fast