apex

[autumn harness]

and will not

[brisk shard]

https://twitter.com/iiTzTimmy/status/1432781502878679045

Timmy (@iiTzTimmy)

@Respawn @PlayApex what a fucked up day

Twitter · Aug 31, 2021, 7:05 PM

[hallow arrow]

at least you made a correct decision

[brisk shard]

I just saw that

[hallow arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/pretty-dog-dog-calcifer-sleepy-sleepy-dog-gif-16521974

[autumn harness]

long ass nose

[hallow arrow]

true

[elfin thistle]

Youngest person ever sentenced to jail in Florida was 4 years old

[autumn harness]

Florida boy

[elfin thistle]

Florida built different

[alpine trail]

https://twitter.com/eunited/status/1432781514283134978?s=21

eUnited (@eUnited)

@lyrics4n me loading in to an apex lobby rn

Twitter · Aug 31, 2021, 7:05 PM

[autumn harness]

Florida such a shitshow lmao

[elfin thistle]

Florida is GTA RP irl

[autumn harness]

Florida man (birthday)

[brisk shard]

lmao

[elfin thistle]

I did this once

[alpine trail]

you know im curious about the controller flick strafe thing

on octane jump pad

effectively a tap strafe on controller

[elfin thistle]

It was a guy who stabbed his brother cuz his brother had sex on his favourite DBZ blanket

[alpine trail]

i wonder if that would end up being removed in this update

[autumn harness]

wtf lmfao

[alpine trail]

not enough people to complain about it

[elfin thistle]

Guess you can say

The dudes brother started a new life and ended his own on that blanket

[elfin thistle]

Equivalent exchange

They'll win the war

[sonic mesa]

handicapped person spotted

oh nyo i dont know how to control my mouse

gotta use a controller so ez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hallow blade]

the funniest thing is its literally soft aimbot

0 ms reaction time

[elfin thistle]

Stop being ableist he didn't ask to be born with five extra chromosomes

[sonic mesa]

it kicks in instantly

[alpine trail]

dont pay your mind to mental peasants

not worth the energy

[sonic mesa]

look at this clip from warzone, i believe AA in apex is stronger than that but it still proves my point of how broken it is https://youtu.be/Qtij4w3By0g

[elfin thistle]

Man probably got butthurt when someone pointed out the literal truth to him

[hallow arrow]

yall need to stop saying its soft aimbot cause saying that means yall used soft aimbot before😳 😳 😳

[sonic mesa]

all you have to do is literally move even a tiny bit

and AA kicks in

its only when you don't move it doesnt work

[elfin thistle]

Btw

[sonic mesa]

the guy is only moving his left stick not right stick

and look how much it just tracks the person by itself

[elfin thistle]

Wdym it doesnt pull

[static rose]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN7YECna5-s

[alpine trail]

you guys are preaching to the choir

tbh

[static rose]

r5 modders actually making cool stuff

[sonic mesa]

holy shit

[alpine trail]

its almost like community developed games/projects always outclass the actual devs work

oh, and they are doing this work seemingly for free no?

[night trout]

man this game had so much potential

rip

[hallow blade]

usually because the community is the ones who love the game the most

[hallow arrow]

cant wait for the cease-and-desist lawsuit

[alpine trail]

yeah

[hallow arrow]

against r5reloaded

[hallow blade]

so theyre willing to put in a shit ton of effort

[alpine trail]

but they're able to make these changes/improvements

for 0 cost

other than their time, they're not getting six figure salaries

to develop this

like the monkeys at respawn

[elfin thistle]

It's cuz devs only care about the money 90% of the time

And they're in a position of zero accountability

[static rose]

doesn't affect their bottom line not implementing these things

[elfin thistle]

What players think doesn't matter as long as there are new players to replace leaving players

[alpine trail]

it also doesn't hurt their bottomline to work directly with the community

to push development

[elfin thistle]

It's what happens when you sell your soul for money

[static rose]

i wonder if respawn wasn't under EA maybe they'd release mod tools

but even bf2042 is gonna have some level of customization

so idk lol

[hallow arrow]

is respawn a good company on itself

i still rmb the smart pistol on titanfall

[elfin thistle]

Lmao literal aimbot

[static rose]

its like they have genius ideas and dumb ideas

[elfin thistle]

High fov aimbot

[hallow arrow]

yea respawn puts a literal aimbot into a game

before

[autumn harness]

holy shit people are making jumbo tile frenzy in apex reloaded

lmao

[solar gyro]

man every single time im thinking of getting into apex after my kavook training arc

it just gets worse lmao

rip tap strafing

[autumn harness]

@alpine trail game?

[elfin thistle]

I guess I'm gonna play static only in kovaaks now

[solar gyro]

omg my brain

force

[elfin thistle]

Kwke

[solar gyro]

🦍

[hoary hamlet]

force of vaaks

yes

[alpine trail]

this a sign from respawn

time to only play kovaak for 6 months

[autumn harness]

they love pineapple on pizza

[elfin thistle]

Think about it this way

[alpine trail]

pineapple on pizza is good…..

[elfin thistle]

Maybe respawn is telling us to leave before apex really sells out

[alpine trail]

@solar gyro am 5/6 gm now but static is pain

[autumn harness]

BITCH

[elfin thistle]

They're ending our suffering

[elfin thistle]

Grapes on pizza

[alpine trail]

brokoli on pizza

[alpine trail]

static unironically fun

[autumn harness]

e coli on pizza

yummy 🤤

im prepared

[solar gyro]

how much static left / what u goin for ?

[alpine trail]

idk which on i should go for

[elfin thistle]

Road to c6 qiqi

[fallen birch]

Whh they remove tap strafe

Why!

[sonic mesa]

catering to dogshit controller handicapped users

[alpine trail]

because having to aim means no counterplay

[elfin thistle]

^^

[autumn harness]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-gif-22136068

[solar gyro]

oh

[autumn harness]

[elfin thistle]

Having to learn means inaccessible

[solar gyro]

well ur quite far away from everything, just grind some static @alpine trail

[sonic mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/turtle-smile-gif-11432101

[alpine trail]

ye probably goin for all 3 master and then see which one is closest to gm

[autumn harness]

https://tenor.com/view/turtle-turtleday-twerk-gif-5480843

[brisk shard]

so what do we do here?

[elfin thistle]

Turtle twerk

What da turtle doin

[brisk shard]

will the apex routines will be removed?

[alpine trail]

lets just play minecraft pvp

[brisk shard]

[elfin thistle]

Play Minecraft modpack smp

[alpine trail]

hungergames minecraft

[autumn harness]

guys

naybe apex mobile has tap strafe

[elfin thistle]

Girl

[rain hinge]

Mechanic that you learn from YouTube

[solar gyro]

i wanted to grind ww3t cuz it is objectively the easiest, but i got it in 1w4ts in the end

[brisk shard]

https://twitter.com/iiTzTimmy/status/1432786119050027011

Timmy (@iiTzTimmy)

quitting apex

Read: https://t.co/NOYmHyyKYd

Twitter · Aug 31, 2021, 7:23 PM

😦

[elfin thistle]

Understandable

[alpine trail]

read the twitlonger

[autumn harness]

good i hate asians

[elfin thistle]

Ayo trueeeeee

[brisk shard]

screenshotted

reported to interpol

[elfin thistle]

Ew not quitting

Disgusting

Inb4 apex devs say slide jumping has no counterplay

[elfin thistle]

And remove sliding

[autumn harness]

welp

[rain hinge]

GOD

True quit fr

[night trout]

can someone tell me where the fuck this argument came from

[elfin thistle]

Apex bout to become r6s movement

[alpine trail]

xd

again

[night trout]

"now you will have to aim"

[deep linden]

https://twitter.com/JamesOrKyle/status/1410198404823535619

fA Seraph/Sprobius (@JamesOrKyle)

On tap strafing and what will happen if it is removed #SaveTapStrafing #ApexLegends

Read: https://t.co/T346U7umvq

Likes

144

Twitter · Jun 30, 2021, 11:27 AM

[alpine trail]

you guys putting too much energy into mental peasants

[elfin thistle]

From a controller player who has no concept of what it's like to actually aim

[deep linden]

old tweet getting more traction

[autumn harness]

https://tenor.com/view/turtle-cute-animation-gif-5971621

how many dyes can you make from a turtle shell

[elfin thistle]

Idk

Not enough

[autumn harness]

imagine if dead skin can be used as dye

i'd make so much money

[elfin thistle]

True

The 1yu special

Everyone's dead skin has its own individual shade

[autumn harness]

"yo can I rub your feet"

[alpine trail]

jsut stop here

no need to go down that road

[elfin thistle]

I do that without being able to make dyes from dead skin

[autumn harness]

do you rub feet after shower

or nah

[alpine trail]

have you guys ever played dirty bomb?

[elfin thistle]

No

And yes

[deep linden]

yes

I miss it but it was kinda p2w

[alpine trail]

yeah

[elfin thistle]

I played dirty bomb when I had controller without aim assist aim on mnk

[alpine trail]

was debating to reinstall it

[deep linden]

it's dead though

[elfin thistle]

And unsurprisingly I mained the landmine character

[deep linden]

servers are legit gone

[alpine trail]

is it totally dead?

[elfin thistle]

Faceit has dirty bomb

Kekw

[autumn harness]

bouta be top 500 in dirty bomb

[elfin thistle]

Dirty bomb faceit session

[autumn harness]

lets go ll0m0

[elfin thistle]

We go to dirty bomb fpl

[autumn harness]

what's the best chikcne sandwhich

[alpine trail]

so is it unplayably dead?

[elfin thistle]

Teriyaki

[alpine trail]

do you know @deep linden ?

[autumn harness]

wtf is teriyaki

[alpine trail]

like servers down cant play the game kinda dead

or just low pop

[deep linden]

servers down

[alpine trail]

wtf

lmao

rip

[deep linden]

they made an announcement about it

[alpine trail]

that game had a really good engine

[elfin thistle]

It's a japanese s0s

[autumn harness]

japanese sus

[elfin thistle]

Typically involving soy sauce, mirin and sugar

[autumn harness]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62mGOYRbTDA

mhmhmhmm

[elfin thistle]

Ok but like

Mos burger teriyaki chicken burger

[autumn harness]

but no fried

im american you know

[elfin thistle]

Is there mos burger in the US

You rite sorry it doesn't have at least 6000 calories

Mb

[autumn harness]

there's probably something similar

idk what mos is

[mellow kestrel]

sexy mf above

[elfin thistle]

Seems like it's not in the US

[mellow kestrel]

😳

[autumn harness]

😳

bro i want 7-11s in the U.S like they have in asian countries

[elfin thistle]

Look at this shit

[autumn harness]

7-11s there offer like a full course meal

[elfin thistle]

Poggers

[autumn harness]

that looks yummy

[elfin thistle]

That's most burger teriyaki chicken burger

[autumn harness]

bun game looks a bit slacking tho

[elfin thistle]

It's a piece of braised meat inside the burger

Not a patty

Not like ground up shit

In teriyaki sauce

With lettuce and mayo

[autumn harness]

lol

i found mos burger flavored fries

[elfin thistle]

Wtf

Never seen that before

Anyway it costs 4sgd

Or 3usd

Kinda expensive

[autumn harness]

kebabs always goated

@elfin thistle

wtf is this

[elfin thistle]

I've had kebabs like once or twice

Wtf is that

Sussy burger

[autumn harness]

green mos burger

[alpine trail]

will play r6 abso?

[alpine trail]

i thought r6 have a lot of cheaters

[elfin thistle]

Never seen that shit before

[elfin thistle]

Lmao r6 cheaters are insane

There's literally infinite hp cheat

[autumn harness]

dont you get banned in r6 for saying a curse word

or something like that

instantly

[elfin thistle]

But I've never played against cheaters in R6 before

[elfin thistle]

That's good because I don't talk

[autumn harness]

.-.--- -.-.-.- -...

[elfin thistle]

Exactly

I send morse code using pop cat noises

[rain hinge]

I thought it was just the n word in text chat lol

[elfin thistle]

Nintendo

[autumn harness]

yah maybe its that

dont say nintendo

[elfin thistle]

I once got banned from a discord for saying nintendo

It was a cesspool in there

[hoary hamlet]

might just main caustic

the man can do a lot

[elfin thistle]

Room temperature IQ twitter users

[elfin thistle]

why are you talking about apex in general 2

[hoary hamlet]

fuck

[regal kestrel]

Did you guys get over the fact respawn removed tap strafing ?

[autumn harness]

yeah

[night trout]

no

[alpine trail]

ye

[coral crypt]

LOL

[hoary hamlet]

yes

[autumn harness]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-gif-22136068

[elfin thistle]

Should I lock my phone outside before sleeping

[regal kestrel]

We can still force them to revert it cant we ?

[elfin thistle]

If I get caught with phone again it's 10 days in military prison

[autumn harness]

you should lock your room before sleeping

[elfin thistle]

[hoary hamlet]

nope

[regal kestrel]

Ugh man

[hoary hamlet]

ooo

[elfin thistle]

Locks mean nothing to an officer

[autumn harness]

bruh are they convicts or something

skyrim looking ass

[elfin thistle]

No but they can just charge me for disobeying orders

Kekw

And it's the ops room not my room

Disobedience of lawful orders, first offence up to $100 fine, second up to $150 fine, third up to $300 fine and fourth and above military jail

[alpine trail]

apparently there is iw6x now

for cod: ghosts

[elfin thistle]

What's iw6x

[alpine trail]

dedicated servers

for cod

[elfin thistle]

Pog

[alpine trail]

like iw4x is mw2 dedicated servers/modded

[autumn harness]

what happens if you drop soap in military jail

@elfin thistle

[elfin thistle]

😳 😳

Drill cane isn't just used for foot drill ya know

[autumn harness]

they have a cane?

[alpine trail]

and thats it

leaving for today

[elfin thistle]

left the chat

Drill cane is a symbolic kinda thing

That commanders hold during parades

But yes caning is a punishment used by the legal system here

Usually it's a rattan cane soaked in water as far as I'm aware

[autumn harness]

do your schools allow paddling?

[elfin thistle]

There's different types of canes for juvie and adult jail

And usually they leave gashes

[elfin thistle]

Up to the school

[autumn harness]

it isn't banned nationwide?

jesus

[elfin thistle]

I don't think it's illegal

I've also never really looked

[coral crypt]

just saw the tap strafing shit

quitting the game

idc

[elfin thistle]

But I'd assume it's frowned upon

[elfin thistle]

Join the club

[alpine trail]

i watched that whole chicken sandwich review….omwto Popeyes

[coral crypt]

if it was super gliding or some other shit idc but why completely remove it

[autumn harness]

yeah

[hallow blade]

yes

[elfin thistle]

Yes

[hallow blade]

LMFAO

[coral crypt]

https://twitter.com/goldexplaining/status/1432749649400532992?s=21

Explaining Gold Players Tweets (@GoldExplaining)

@myapexacc @E_Trash_E @alphaINTEL Here we see Mr. Zach say removing tap strafing is not lowering the skill gap. They believe removing it simply makes it possible to not get destroyed by a PC player. Mr. Zach is tired of getting put in montages and would like everyone to stand still because aiming is hard.

Twitter · Aug 31, 2021, 4:58 PM

[elfin thistle]

Paddling chat

[hallow blade]

yes

[coral crypt]

^ this was funny asf

[elfin thistle]

You haven't seen shit yet

[autumn harness]

skill issue.

[elfin thistle]

Asian parents rise up

[alpine trail]

mexican parents too

[hallow arrow]

Instead of getting canned or hit by cloth hangers

[elfin thistle]

Had a been hit by a broom on my shoulder so hard it snapped in one hit before

[hallow arrow]

I got slapped

[coral crypt]

i got hit w a golf club growing up lol

[hallow arrow]

Slaps hits different

[coral crypt]

my dad did that to his brother and sent him to the er bc he fractured his ass or smth

[alpine trail]

i’m assuming golf clubs hit a little more different

[coral crypt]

in korea

[hoary hamlet]

asians get their ass whopped all the time

[hallow arrow]

Isn't that just abuse

[elfin thistle]

Pretty much

[hoary hamlet]

doesnt matter if you are 18 20 or even 25

[coral crypt]

nah just korean tradition

[hoary hamlet]

your parents will smack you if you do something stupid

[alpine trail]

gotta keep population regulated somehow

[coral crypt]

they do that shit in schools too in old korea but w bigass bamboo sticks

[hallow arrow]

Like I understand cane and shit cause

It's just cane

Who cares

Goldd club is metal rod tho

[coral crypt]

🤡

[hallow arrow]

That one kinda uhh

[coral crypt]

bro i swear

[elfin thistle]

I don't get my ass whooped anymore now

[autumn harness]

i will whoop your ass

rn

what game

[coral crypt]

people who say aim assist doesnt need a revamp and say mnk is op are actually fucking braindead

[elfin thistle]

Being physically bigger than my parents helps

Now I just get mentally whooped

[hallow arrow]

You go check their timeline then yknow the type of ppl you are talking to

[trail heron]

I don't play this game anymore but they are removing tap strafing?

[elfin thistle]

Yes

[hallow arrow]

Yea

[trail heron]

lmao

[autumn harness]

bro what if

they increase air accelerate

and removed tap strafing

😄

only thing to hope for

[night trout]

reddit makes me want to neck myself

[trail heron]

oh yeah I saw that tweet 1yu

[sonic mesa]

tfw aim doesnt matter because they have aimbot like aim

cuz AA

[trail grail]

Ngl

[sonic mesa]

it doesnt matter if I was fucking Astra I would still lose against a dogshit controller player

[trail grail]

I stop reading at the "disadvantage"

[hallow arrow]

They really put out that half assed tweet just to follow that up?

[sonic mesa]

because its just that broken

[hallow arrow]

Farming impressions

They making it work

[trail grail]

I felt the racism building up inside me while I was reading that bullshit

[hallow arrow]

🛐 🛐

[elfin thistle]

90% of controller players talk about aiming on controller as if they don't have legal aimbot

And about mnk aim as if picking up a mouse gives you legal aimbot

[autumn harness]

sheesh

[elfin thistle]

They probably look at pro athletes and think they can compare without any training too

[coral crypt]

brain damaged

[autumn harness]

https://twitter.com/Trainwreckstv/status/1432748909944659968 why is trainwrecks tweeting about it lmfao

Trainwreck (@Trainwreckstv)

@Respawn @PlayApex https://t.co/gf6mYRFZ1X

Retweets

432

Likes

4749

▶ Play video

Twitter · Aug 31, 2021, 4:55 PM

[sonic mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/yep-thats-a-warn-warning-discord-moderators-moderator-gif-19335146

[hallow arrow]

I saw 1 complaining about chicken burgers

[coral crypt]

LOL

[hallow arrow]

Or chicken sandwiches

[elfin thistle]

Probably can't eat a chicken burger using a controller

Unlucky

[hallow arrow]

Whatever the NA ppl call them

[trail grail]

thats reddit, when you try to tell them AA's still overpowers movement techniques

[trail heron]

lol you see the reddit comments on that one cod target switching video

[elfin thistle]

Reddit is a social media for people who think they're too good for social media

[trail grail]

I got so mad I went to my lil cousin's room took his PS4 and threw that bitch in the trash

ill send video rq

[sonic mesa]

that black guy who was aiming decently in a multiplayer mw2019 match?

[trail grail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/832495746384527379/882328964427833354/video0.mov

[sonic mesa]

and people were saying that he's cheating?

[elfin thistle]

That's a crusty ass ps4

[trail grail]

yup

[elfin thistle]

It's what happens when pisslows that think they're gods see someone who's better than them

[trail heron]

yeah that's the one

[autumn harness]

that's a crusty ass foot

[elfin thistle]

Ayo send feet pics

[autumn harness]

wtf..

[hallow arrow]

That's a large dumpster

[elfin thistle]

That foot looking delicious

[hallow arrow]

Or PS4 is smaller than I thought

[sonic mesa]

this is why whenever I see a controller player I just laugh inside my mind just thinking how pathetic they are really

legit

[trail grail]

suck it maybe ill tap strafe better on these bitch ass AA's

[sonic mesa]

99.9% of controller players are handicapped

[trail grail]

[autumn harness]

[sonic mesa]

who can't use MnK

[elfin thistle]

They fabricate the excuse that they only have thumbs to aim to overcome their insecurity about not being able to aim

[sonic mesa]

when it comes to warzone pros who are on controller I can actually respect them because they actually have something more than AA

their movement is godlike

[elfin thistle]

While at the same time refusing to out in the effort

[sonic mesa]

breaking cameras left and right

Aydan

JoeWo

[trail grail]

people who play on roller that cries to MnK are the same mfers that are too lazy to brush their teeth in the morning but instead chew gum thinking that the gum will have better effects than the actual toothpaste.

[sonic mesa]

true

[autumn harness]

cod or phantom forces

[elfin thistle]

My coworker doesn't brush his teeth or chew gum

[trail grail]

Im making a esports team on phasmo,

[coral crypt]

not handicapped borderline vegetative state

[trail grail]

Femboy Ghost Hunters

[hallow arrow]

Ppl like that exist?

[trail grail]

Yep.

[elfin thistle]

Yes I work with one

[twilit flicker]

bruh taxi2g almost cried when he heard the news

[autumn harness]

people drink diet coke thinking it'll have no bad effects

education is sparse

yeah

[coral crypt]

im convinced 90% of console players that complain about mnk have a reaction time above 400ms and cant generally circle around their enemy so their aim assist can kill for them 🤡

[autumn harness]

you will become a 0

0

0 the hero

😳

[elfin thistle]

400ms kinda poggers wdym

[trail grail]

People that dont wipe their ass after shitting thinking its the same as taking a shower

[elfin thistle]

Its good in their mind

[autumn harness]

i want a bidet

[hallow arrow]

They like the smell

[coral crypt]

lmao

[hallow arrow]

Imagine not using a water pipe

[alpine trail]

toilet paper overrated

[deep linden]

bidet >>> tp

[sonic mesa]

like look

[alpine trail]

that's why we have bedsheets

[sonic mesa]

sure he's on controller

but look at his movement

https://youtu.be/nUmekRmogMs

[elfin thistle]

Just don't shit lmao

Problem solved

[sonic mesa]

breaking cameras so easily

[trail grail]

The worst ones actually have the nerve to use perfume or colon to try to mimic the smell of soap

[hallow arrow]

BASED

[trail grail]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[sonic mesa]

99.9% of wz players can't do this shit

casual pisslows

[autumn harness]

what is movement in warzone

wasd?

[hallow arrow]

Na diff breed

[sonic mesa]

slide cancelling

[elfin thistle]

Wtf man plays in his living room

[autumn harness]

looks like one of those lan rooms

you'd have downstairs

[trail grail]

Yall wanna know something mind blowing? This revealed fact may shock you or even cause you to have a heart attack

[elfin thistle]

Lmao that room is like 80% the size of my apartment

[sonic mesa]

that's why i respect JoeWo

despite him being a controller player

[hallow arrow]

I have no clue how hard is slide cancelling in warzone is

[plush burrow]

First match on roller, predictions

[trail grail]

Hot take: Most dogshit god awful ass bottom feeding AA monkeys are from NA. Let that sink in.

[autumn harness]

if you go outside and live there

[plush burrow]

Straight into arena ranked

[autumn harness]

you have the biggest home

[sonic mesa]

but he tried MnK once an did well as well so even more respect to him

[light siren]

Wallhack meta
Gibby 100% pick rate comp
3 stacks in pubs
Roller 3 stacks in pubs
Pubs sweater than ranked till diamond
Octane gettting a consequence free push every minute
Audio issues
It takes 9 hours to get back into a game after you die
Arena is boring and a sweaty poke fest

Respawn: lEtS rEmOvE tAp StRaFiNg

[plush burrow]

2v3 rip but I'm controller

[autumn harness]

bro

[sonic mesa]

REAL

[elfin thistle]

Idk I don't live in NA

[hallow arrow]

Real

[elfin thistle]

But I don't see any roller on Asia servers

[hallow arrow]

WE TOO POOR FOR CONTROLLER

[sonic mesa]

Asia people too based for roller

[autumn harness]

@small folio has baal released for you yet

[sonic mesa]

[elfin thistle]

Ayo tell him there's a whole category of aim dedicated to that

[deep linden]

in tokyo duos it's more rampant i think

[elfin thistle]

That's right so we are forced to actually practice and get good

[trail grail]

I've never met anyone outside of NA servers that I've played with/against that play controller

[elfin thistle]

Idk I never really played Tokyo duos

[alpine trail]

Nah, they're here in England

[sonic mesa]

or look at this LOL

https://youtu.be/3RGoF5mNNvE

[hallow arrow]

Imagine asking your parents for a thing with buttons that cost way more than a mouse with different lights

[sonic mesa]

he almost survived

[trail grail]

How the fuck you get 2 stimulus checks and still stuck on roller?

Go rob your local library and steal a pc

[alpine trail]

this is a good video if you guys want to see

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSgA_nK_w3A

[elfin thistle]

Maybe kids shouldn't grow up being told they're special and can do anything without any effort on their part

[hallow arrow]

Core a in apex channel

[plush burrow]

I'm abit rusty

[alpine trail]

good channel

[elfin thistle]

If you can predict where people are going why is reactivity even a category lmao

[hallow arrow]

Never thought I would see the day

[autumn harness]

https://tenor.com/view/kfc-chicken-ketchup-sauce-gif-17437270

[alpine trail]

hilo 🤝

[light siren]

Doesn’t tap strafing hurt M&K players more since they have to actually track the direction change???

[autumn harness]

tap strafing insta change

we can insta change

[hallow arrow]

I mean I played against Leroy when he released in tekken

[autumn harness]

rollers cant

[hallow arrow]

Horrible

[rain hinge]

What game are we playing now?

[autumn harness]

apex.

[elfin thistle]

Genshin

[rain hinge]

[trail grail]

thats where aiming comes into play but we dont need AA's to improve that tho unlike roller players

[alpine trail]

aPEX TILL I DIE

[hallow arrow]

R5 reloaded probably

[autumn harness]

anyone want to apex rn @alpine trail 👉 👈

[coral crypt]

https://youtu.be/jG_qFGkoWdw how are people gonna look at mande trying out controller for the first time and the aim assist tracking genburten when hes not even using his joystick 🤡

[proven pulsar]

gonna start using that superglide autoexec

:}}}

[autumn harness]

[hallow arrow]

Can we all use it during the rank climb

[coral crypt]

first 20 seconds shows how dumb it is

[elfin thistle]

Lmao 90% of people supporting the removal of tap strafing are basically saying having to aim is too hard

[hallow arrow]

Shit gonna go extinct soon

[deep linden]

@proven pulsar me, moss, and tokyo hopping on destiny in a bit

[coral crypt]

hes not using his joystick to track him and its on his 60% of the time

like bruh

[proven pulsar]

i uninstalled it yesterday LUL

[coral crypt]

youd hit60% of your shots not even trying to aim at them

this is so dumb

[autumn harness]

i've tried it

[trail grail]

BASED

[deep linden]

LUL

[autumn harness]

and i can't play it for my life

[rain hinge]

So stupid it’s just like uh aim 4head

[autumn harness]

too much tactical

[elfin thistle]

Idk man at lower levels it's pretty meh

[elfin thistle]

I can kinda just walk around and shoot people

[autumn harness]

last played dec 27

[plush burrow]

HOLY SHIT IM NUTS ON ROLLER

[trail grail]

C OMEGALUL N T E R P L A Y????? BRO THEY HAVE SEER AND BLOODHOUND WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY MEAN??????

[autumn harness]

i will pass

[rain hinge]

If they fixed hit detection in this I might actually play it

[autumn harness]

maybe i can uninstall apex

[elfin thistle]

Ayo it's almost like having a program aim for you is kinda broken

[rain hinge]

Litterally jusf aim it’s so stupid

[elfin thistle]

I'd love to play R6 with you guys

Unfortunately

200 ping

[autumn harness]

ll0m0 u suck anyways

you arent cool

[elfin thistle]

Wow

I see how it is

[alpine trail]

why r6

[elfin thistle]

I thought the only thing I sucked was ur pp

Smh

[autumn harness]

how do you suck a pp across the globe

?

is my pp that long

[rain hinge]

Inb4 sticky bomb legend

[elfin thistle]

My lips are thousands of km long

[autumn harness]

https://tenor.com/view/long-kmt-kiss-gif-12981516

[trail grail]

please

[hallow arrow]

Eyo demoman real

[trail grail]

tell me what counter play?

[elfin thistle]

Just don't get hit lmao ecks dee

[autumn harness]

pico park anyone?

[trail grail]

Me accidentally tap strafing into a wattson's fence or caustic gas or even Seer's Q stops my movements completely is counterplay

[elfin thistle]

Inb4 AOE damage around player on tactical use legend

[trail grail]

?????????????

[hallow arrow]

Hey

[alpine trail]

you guys already know

[hallow arrow]

How about the ice tower from btd as a legend

[alpine trail]

they're going to release a legend that has tapstrafe passive

duh

[hallow arrow]

You press q to make everyone slower

[elfin thistle]

Ayo super brittle from btd as a legend

Kekw

[rain hinge]

365 75 meter seer q

[hallow arrow]

Extra shield dmg??

[elfin thistle]

Ye

[hallow arrow]

Yooooo

[elfin thistle]

And freeze completely

Cooldown 0.5s

Poggers

[hallow arrow]

Kinda getting somewhere with this

[elfin thistle]

And then maybe if you ult

It can be like snowstorm

[hallow arrow]

Seer ukt

Ult

[elfin thistle]

75m around you everyone is slower

[hallow arrow]

But slow

Omg

[trail grail]

yet, they're begging to nerf's mnk's movements techniques

[light siren]

Raze comes to apex but the ult cool down is 2 minutes

[elfin thistle]

We need to pitch this to respawn

Rn

[trail grail]

[hallow arrow]

Respawn gonna like this idea so much

[elfin thistle]

Sorry what

Aimlab on console

There's literally no point

[elfin thistle]

Aim assist will do it for you

[light siren]

I’d imagine thumbstick control is similar to mouse control

[elfin thistle]

It's just gonna be an ego wank

[light siren]

So theretically someone could hit voltaic GM on the sticks

[autumn harness]

isnt there going to be aim labs on the phone

[autumn harness]

there's aimlabs for roblox already

[elfin thistle]

W h a t

I'm about to play aimlabs mobile to train for apex mobile

Sheeesh

[light siren]

Tap strafing will be in apex mobile

[trail grail]

@elfin thistlelet us know if tap strafing is still a thing on apex mobile xd

[light siren]

You tap the left and right button to go left and right

[elfin thistle]

@hallow arrow ok but I have a better idea, VTSG in apex

[trail grail]

[elfin thistle]

Sacrifice your teammates to unlock the legend

Aite time to sleep

[autumn harness]

how many hours of sleep today

[elfin thistle]

I gotta wake up in 3h

Making progress 👍

Cya later 1noob smh

Not even astra complete

[autumn harness]

ok i wont kiss you good night

[elfin thistle]

Wait what

I take it back kovaaks masters complete player 1god

Kiss me gn pls

[autumn harness]

i will air kiss

since covid + you're smelly

[elfin thistle]

Fair enough

I'll catch it and put it onto my lips

but wait I'm vaccinated

[autumn harness]

you can still get it

if you unlucky

[elfin thistle]

True

Ty masters complete kovaaks player 1yu for looking out for my health and safety

I will kiss you gn but socially distanced

[autumn harness]

np i always care about protection during sex

[proven pulsar]

[sonic mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/la-creatura-dog-angry-mad-gif-16725854

[trail grail]

@deep linden

also if you die to a roller in ranked you loss prevention of rp is guaranteed

[plush burrow]

First roller arena match straight ranked no warm up after 5 months

This is so busted man

[static rose]

demonic

[plush burrow]

Sorry for these sins

Fuck

[alpine trail]

cringe

xd

[autumn harness]

yay limits back to old pfp

nay roller

bro idk the guy on the right

who tf is lemmy

[plush burrow]

Think they call this a midlife crisis

Imagine controller on 144hz?

Bro

Bro

Fuck

BRO THIS IS STUPID

WHY IS CONTROLLER PC THIS OP

[proven pulsar]

Damn

Didn't know toosh was a fucking clown

Welp

[hoary hamlet]

indeed

[plush burrow]

Anyone want a carry anytime soon

I wanna give back to mnk ppl

[burnt stone]

@alpine trail will you still be playing apex with movement mechanics cucked?

Byterekts whole career is over

All he has is superglides which will prob get removed too

[alpine trail]

yes

[burnt stone]

Kk

[alpine trail]

its funny

last night i said today i will take a break from apex

and then this announces xd

[burnt stone]

Yesterday i literally said i want to practice movement mechanics now

[alpine trail]

just 1 day break

lmao

wanted to just take it easy today

been grinding a lot

[burnt stone]

Gonna grind harder tbh

[alpine trail]

ye i just wanted a day off

to chill

will keep uip the grind tho

with or without movement

ya

[plush burrow]

Just get controller

[burnt stone]

I will never spend money on this game lmao

I want to see how this effects gameplay tbh

It sounds bad but could be worse or not as terrible as it sounds

[alpine trail]

well

i remember playing before i learned to tapstrafe

and the movement stuff

so, im sure i can adapt

with my playstyle too should be fine lmao

[burnt stone]

Zips will be fine, how often do i really tap strafe? Wall climbing will be gay since i can't jump over, wall jumps aren't too useful but redirecting will be a big main concern for me

[static rose]

in ranked arenas?

[burnt stone]

How often do i tap strafe where it's essential or very useful and is it possible to just change my playstyle a bit to be okay is what i mean

I used to tap strafe and redirect with shottys a lot

But i can always just focus on a better juking pattern instead

[plush burrow]

Yeah but not rn but for seeable future

[static rose]

word no worries

[plush burrow]

I couldn't carry my self now I carry the team

Can't believe controller is this op

Never used it on pc before for apex

Only console and I wasn't as good, maybe cause of the shit FPS idk

[coral crypt]

i mean tap strafing around corners when you’re getting aim assisted is nice to have just me tho :D

[plush burrow]

Movements really off but you don't need it when u have legal aimbot

I hope I get banned tbf

This is cheating

[coral crypt]

dude my friend picked up controller for the first time no experience whatsoever didnt know how to open his inventory, dropped got an re and one clipped two guys

like how is that fair

[static rose]

just better tbh

[plush burrow]

It really isn't, like I consider my self a good controller player but I didn't realise anyone is

It's just aimbot not actually me

[coral crypt]

you dont need movement when you kill people in half a second

[plush burrow]

This is worst than boosting

[coral crypt]

from aimbot doing 60% of the work for you

[plush burrow]

AND ITS A HEADSHOT MACHINE

LIKE BRO

[coral crypt]

i am convinced if you are missing as a controller player you are actively working against the aimbot

[plush burrow]

Imagine 240hz controller

I'm taking this whole group to pree

Pree

[plush burrow]

Pred

[coral crypt]

dude that shit is dumb

[static rose]

lol

[coral crypt]

dude

twitter has this weird notion

that games should have level playing fields including people with 0 skill

[static rose]

imagine saying that to an athlete

or anything competitive

[coral crypt]

if you have a $300 poverty box you should have the same gameplay as someone who spends over 3k on peripherals and a pc and spends thousands of hours perfecting their aim

but nah controller has joystick so we need a crutch because we cant aim

[hoary hamlet]

the fov ability scaling i should disable that right ?

[dreamy spade]

id take it

i was playing in silver with a friend earlier(im masters and he's diamond+) and he got fucking dumpstered. its cause it was a lvl 20 timmy on the console sticks

they got like 10 headshots on him

[plush burrow]

I need paddles fuck

[dreamy spade]

i unironically want to make a video about me switching to roller and seeing how quickly i hit masters on apex

[plush burrow]

Can't aim while pressing r3 to crouch

Or play claw on controller anymore

[dreamy spade]

literally free views

[plush burrow]

Drop your yt, I'm supporting

[dreamy spade]

i will when i make the video

[plush burrow]

Any of u mfers here, if you post apex drop yt I'll sub

Probably already subbed tbf, I sub to anyone 😂

[dreamy spade]

i dont make content frequently enough. that reminds me i really need to work on my next montage i have enough clips and a song

[plush burrow]

I can't use th wingman weirdly

[dreamy spade]

wingman on roller lowkey kinda pretty good. no recoil so u dont even have to compensate

[plush burrow]

Won't rn my movement looks so ass

Give me a few days

My winstreak in arena is glitched

Says 45, but that's my total wins

Out of 75 matches

It keeps going up lmao

[static rose]

yeah mine had that yesterday

it had my wins lol

but then it fixed itself

[plush burrow]

Just checked the badge but badge says 11

Could've been nice'd by apex but no

D4 to d3 no losses solo

Like 30 RP per game

Definitely not broken

[static rose]

ive been getting literal level 10s and 15s

in plat 4

[plush burrow]

Same 😂

[static rose]

like yesterday my team flamed me for no reason

while the bh was straight up running in the open

grinding arenas solo isn't the move

[plush burrow]

Same thing happened to me yesterday

2 dudes went like 200 damage after 4 rounds and blamed me

[static rose]

i had to stop b/c i was getting tilted

[plush burrow]

I just don't reply or breathe in the mic

[proven pulsar]

mirage player btw

[static rose]

dude was saying to play solo

[plush burrow]

Lost my first match

I gave in

Want little ps icon in my name

That banner is of a nerd

Ngl you guys should all just jump on controller. Can't even explain how fucked this is

I'm either playing controller or not playing at all. It's not even the tap strafing. It's just not fair

[static rose]

did u aim training make ur reactivity on controller even more insane?

[plush burrow]

Not sure, u don't need reactivity on controller

Like actually

When u strafe it makes the adjustment for their movements for you on a macro level

So with delayed reactions u still hit shots

[bright elm]

yo wheres our bullet magnetism since we dont have access to aim assist??

[astral pebble]

lol

too bad controller is completely fucking impossible to hold/use and not enough buttons

[hoary hamlet]

nah man

[astral pebble]

yeahman, i tried ps4 controller and it was trash

[hoary hamlet]

you dont need em buttons when you just hold down r2

[solar gyro]

best thing i've seen today

[bright elm]

that's what my friend told me

[astral pebble]

lol

[static rose]

this made my head explode

[bright elm]

i told him to turn it back in

on

and he started beaming

[solar gyro]

"oh no aimbot locks on the wrong target and you accidentally quadriple dink the other guy with a rampage what a disaster" actually killed me

holy fuck

[hallow blade]

LMFAO

[solar gyro]

couldnt breath

[hallow blade]

NO WAY THATS UNIRONIC

[static rose]

i couldn't believe it either lmao

[hoary hamlet]

twitter is too good

[bright elm]

dont ever look at the comment sections regarding apex complaints or changes

retarded people on there im telling you

[hoary hamlet]

there's nothing like beating the 5th party

only to die to the 6th

it was soo very close

[bright elm]

like idk who thought it was a good idea to let console be on an even playing field as knk

mnk

like imagine riot allowing controller input in valorant

[hoary hamlet]

ohh boy

that would be fun

[bright elm]

bro aim assist is like insta lock on

to head

or near the head

[hoary hamlet]

yee i've seen it

[median valley]

https://twitter.com/Respawn/status/1432745884043857928

Respawn (@Respawn)

After much consideration and debate, we've decided to remove tap-strafing from @playapex in patch 10.1.

Our reasoning: It's inaccessible, lacks readability/counterplay, and is exacerbated by movement abilities.

The next patch notes will include a more detailed note about this.

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[cosmic atlas]

wait

[bright elm]

yeah its official

inaccessible

cant wait to see mnk not being able to move when looting

[burnt stone]

I never notice or cared about aim assist lol

Very rarely do i get beamed that hard unless i played dumb

I've only been 1 clipped like twice ever

[bright elm]

sigma mindset

never cared abt aim assist, but i do care about tap strafe removal

and their reasoning behind it

leading to other potential shitty patches

[burnt stone]

The only thing you can do about it is improve yourself, bitching does nothing but let some steam out or give you an excuse lol

[bright elm]

all because of inaccessibility

[median valley]

cant wait till they remove autoexec files because its inaccessible to console players

[bright elm]

LOL TRUE

[burnt stone]

If they remove tapstrafing i do want them to remove auto exec for superglides lol

[bright elm]

imma just go back to val if they dont revert and it affects other movement tech

[burnt stone]

Superglides is kinda gay even if it's fun

[burnt stone]

The gun play in this game is top satisfying for me to switch tbh, if i really hated it I'd just play other games alongside this one

[autumn harness]

plat lobbies 🙂

@alpine trail game now?

[median valley]

removing cross play seems like a better idea to me

[bright elm]

never knew they nerfed ziplines

[burnt stone]

The feeling of one clipping someone or shitting on them with good aim is like no other due to how hard it is to do yourself

[coral crypt]

you can only attach on 3 times max now

[hallow blade]

they made aceu upset

[coral crypt]

and then theres a small cooldown till you can latch onto it again

[hallow blade]

time to riot

[bright elm]

true but movement tech is still a top for me

in the end, i can just pick up a controller and beam if i want to

[coral crypt]

but if theres two zips you can still spam it

[burnt stone]

Movement tech is 2nd, but that's also cause i haven't dabbled in it as much since i was just working on my aim

[bright elm]

imma just start maining battlefield and val if the patch goes theought

[hallow blade]

controller one clips dont feel as good

[bright elm]

through

[burnt stone]

Ya but then it doesn't feel lile you deserve it

[hallow blade]

controller is such a boring input

[median valley]

lmao

[hallow blade]

ive even got pretty good

just feels like shit

[hoary hamlet]

might have to learn to play val...

[median valley]

playing controller apex is just as bad as playing junkrat overwatch

[hallow blade]

fuck val

[bright elm]

if its just the gunplay alone, it just feels like any other br

[burnt stone]

I remember how much fun and happy i was when i got my first good one clip

[autumn harness]

👍

[bright elm]

the movement is what makes the game fun for me

[burnt stone]

Other brs it takes much less to kill tho

[hallow blade]

the movement is also what makes the one clips feel so good

[bright elm]

yes but its still at its core

[burnt stone]

Like r9 1 clip you barely have leeway to miss

[bright elm]

aiming and shooting at people

[hallow blade]

cuz theyre hard to pull off

[burnt stone]

Which makes you feel more skilled when it does happen

[bright elm]

this

[hoary hamlet]

no <.<

[burnt stone]

Where ass pubg ak i miss 25 shots and hit my last 5

[bright elm]

like imagine in the future

[autumn harness]

👍

[bright elm]

good clips are just people slide cancelling

[hoary hamlet]

yes

[bright elm]

and then one clipping

and not something like a tap strafe wall bounce one clip

or smth crazy

[hoary hamlet]

reload tap strafe

[burnt stone]

True, good redirecting pk shots feel so good or walljump stuff

[bright elm]

lol ill just get to immortal

next act in val

new goal

[median valley]

looks like its gonna be val and 2042 for me

apex is a GG

[bright elm]

same for me

[hoary hamlet]

idk who knows it wont be that bad

[autumn harness]

im still playing apex

[plush burrow]

Looks like it's gonna be me roller and apex

[hallow blade]

id play val if the movement didnt feel so clunky

[plush burrow]

Soloq is actually so easy on roller

[hallow blade]

literally feels like my character is 500 pounds

[burnt stone]

Tbh

[hoary hamlet]

movement game > slow fps games

[burnt stone]

With the movement nerf it just feels like apex is degrading backwards

[autumn harness]

@plush burrow carry me please

👍

[median valley]

its not going in the direction I want it to, so ima stop playing. It wont be unplayable by any means

[burnt stone]

Like back when ppl didn't know about walljumps

Or tap strafing

[hoary hamlet]

yea nah i feel you

also adeiu the zero pad you selling is it XL ?

[median valley]

l

L

[autumn harness]

game now

[hoary hamlet]

rip well i'll hit you up when i can buy

[autumn harness]

are you playing r6

[median valley]

send a dm <3

[burnt stone]

Can't wait to see good s1 clips and s10 clips that look identical cause of the lack of movement kekw

[bright elm]

thats what i mean

[median valley]

so sad

[bright elm]

the game is evolving bavkwards

backwards*

going back to the stone ages

kek

[median valley]

its becoming warzone

[bright elm]

idk about warzone

[rain marsh]

I can't believe they gonna remove it

Wtf

[bright elm]

but yeah its becoming season 1

[burnt stone]

If only the amount of fun I'm having evolved backwards too

[bright elm]

same

[hallow blade]

[median valley]

[burnt stone]

When i first started apex was soooo fun

Could play all day

[bright elm]

anyways

[median valley]

the memories

[bright elm]

i wont be here tomorrow for baal pull