apex

[wintry cypress]

by 9 points

🙂

[wintry cypress]

well at least im consistent 😭

fighting a losing battle on air advanced bro

@delicate crypt did u send friend req

[delicate crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/minjeong-winter-aespa-mingming-cat-gif-gif-26430565

[wintry cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/dante-dmc-gif-26123166

[unborn token]

[lyric nimbus]

in the backpack

[unborn token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/982004195127332994/1289313894568956035/tempfilew.gif

[formal basalt]

If u ever need a ringer hmu

[unborn token]

Yr na no?

[formal basalt]

im eu

i soloq ranked on NA tho

[outer sleet]

Yoo anyone here still in gold wanna play ranked at some point? Solo q is cancer

Not today though I'm beat

[mental ridge]

sympathetic streamer reaction

[mental ridge]

less cheaters?

[unborn token]

loveit

[white flicker]

this scrims on wedge or sp?

[formal basalt]

more english speakers

[mental ridge]

a testiment to the experience on eu servers broken English everywhere
and Russian and french people

[mental ridge]

u got diffed

[floral lodge]

skill issue personally i just wouldnt have died if u need advice feel free to ask me or big T

@lyric nimbus

[unborn token]

sp

[white flicker]

they have cancer

or smth wrong with em

[unborn token]

idk dawg

i got instataped

we get insta sent

and then 3p

and then they die i dont remb

and big t just rats

🙏

[toxic magnet]

Pocket kraber strikes again

[bright slate]

1/3 good roller players posted

https://youtu.be/lCGuVfkodt0?si=0SMxIFCNuLQiYNnY

[unborn token]

walked outside looked near a window

next second im dead

@toxic magnetrenewed premium we eating good

[toxic magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/no-biggie-all-good-snoop-dogg-empire-gif-8496884

Tunes without ads

We prayed for moments like this

[unborn token]

Imagine if the rune stones had runestone premium

[still terrace]

need one ranked right now at this second

in plat rn

[severe canyon]

You an impatient dude

Be more zen like me brah…

!!!

[still terrace]

join us

[tight totem]

@narrow swift

[worldly herald]

https://x.com/444bless/status/1890573566866866341

bless (@444bless) on X

ASMR AIM

X · Feb 15, 2025, 1:27 AM

[storm mural]

I figured this shit would make a strong return. They should just make ultra-cringe gameplay bannable.

[gentle dagger]

valk is too good

just got a 4k on her

shes actually too fun

[tight totem]

there's so much u can do on ash it's crazy

[narrow swift]

yeah i chall him a lot

[tight totem]

respect

oh i actually meant to send an img

[lapis moat]

NO AD SPAM DAY 1

Nah next sesh hop on the vc we turning you into jesus @narrow swift

[bright slate]

https://fxtwitter.com/Adiuvantt/status/1890542102683038070

yeah

im 100% convinced all the 'influencers' saying this are paid by ea

its the exact same thing as every other post

[twilit flicker]

fr

its not a tac fps

i shouldnt be dying this fast

[bright slate]

just going to start putting #shill #paidoffbyea under these tweets

they say

"you are playing poorly"

as if i dont get lstar TT in the back

full hp in 0.3 seconds

like sorry!

my bad!

i think

if they nerf lstar rampage

and give back helms and evo

its good szn

i shouldnt be getting 6 man ashe ulted

because im playing some what agressively

in silver

like

[formal basalt]

the ttk is def a lil cray

[narrow swift]

@empty thistle if that was u on r5 just now ggs but pls swing out 🙂

[unborn token]

Cover abuse.

[empty thistle]

sry I'm just autopiloting rn

[unborn token]

Lol in certain instances yes

But

[narrow swift]

its allgs

[unborn token]

Fuck can y do when y insta die at times

[empty thistle]

didnt even realise if I was

[unborn token]

I legit walked out of a room in scrims and died

[empty thistle]

just vibing to music and shooting

[unborn token]

In round fucking 2

[bright slate]

yeah

im just 3 tapped in the back

by a peter

from 200 m

[narrow swift]

you dont get time to react no more

[bright slate]

because i peeked a team infront of me

[unborn token]

All they gotta do is revert Evo and helm change

And the season is chill

[bright slate]

nerf lstar and rampage

how they though

t

either needed a buff

is beyond me

https://tenor.com/view/what-am-i-looking-at-cat-confused-gif-25251297

[unborn token]

Nihil aah message for new season

[bright slate]

just dm it

[unborn token]

Nah I'm too bored rn

Gotta realise what I want more

[bright slate]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-tail-cat-tuxedo-gif-13588156360752410694

[unborn token]

Scriming 1 block poi draft in a couple hours

Or pussy

[bright slate]

just land on people and grief them

for the fun of it

triple kill into off map

[empty thistle]

which one was you?

[unborn token]

@empty thistle what's yr name on r5

[bright slate]

i havent played r5

in like 4 months

[empty thistle]

same as disc with it0

[narrow swift]

INeedGudNetPlz

[empty thistle]

who was that insquo guy with 43% acc lol

[narrow swift]

idk roller player

hes alr

plays cringe tho when hes abt to lose

which isnt much of a suprise in r5 nowadays

[unborn token]

Yet he blows in acc game

Name a better combo

[lapis moat]

i havent fought a roller on r5 in months

fix the ibmm

please

[unborn token]

I mean it's just useless now realistically

[lapis moat]

the lack of rollers is making the new generation of mnk players dogshit AD spammers

[unborn token]

Kinda

[narrow swift]

roller players not on anymore

they shud remove ibmm imo

[lapis moat]

there was a roller the whole time all of us were on

shit is just broken

[unborn token]

Old r5 players we've reached

Unc status

[tight totem]

the goat of static strikes again

[narrow swift]

and tbh eveb if theres a roller on they shoot like.mnk

u dont get gud practice

[lapis moat]

ye they need some demons back on to punish bad dodge

[unborn token]

The new rollers r like shit

Bring me nosheta fps r5 era

[lapis moat]

just pay two to play the game

he punishes bad strafe better than i can

[bright slate]

the players on na r5 are so gooped

rn

[unborn token]

Isn't two like a once in 3 moons type player

[lapis moat]

nah he turbo grinds r5 lol

[unborn token]

Mf just doesn't get on unless the planets are aligned or sm

Ok valid

[lapis moat]

this bum cba

[unborn token]

Carpet

Who tf is that

[narrow swift]

he was on this morning

well morning for me anywahs

i run a lot of 1s in r5/range with neko

[mental ridge]

unc? i only know that as a thread standard lol

[narrow swift]

since he like the only roller i know of

[unborn token]

Nah man I was gonna wake up early but then everything decided

[mental ridge]

cant u turn it off?

[unborn token]

Let's just not let him wake up

[lapis moat]

how good is he in reg ones

[unborn token]

Me and patch

[lapis moat]

the bar with vamp is a lot lower

[unborn token]

@next latch

[narrow swift]

did you see that vod i sent two

that was neko i was fighting

[lapis moat]

naw

[narrow swift]

fightinf him feels like if i dont onceclip i lose

he turbo gaps me like mad

but when aa first got changes to .3 he fought mav and they went band for band

so idk

[lapis moat]

https://tenor.com/view/pge-overwatch-contenders-awkward-pge-awkward-gif-12092077219031030375

i legit have never seen him on reg ones so i dont even know how good is he lol

[narrow swift]

he barely plays r5 now

unless like me or ttsugi ask to 1v1

like that whole circle dont play r5 at all anymore

unless they challin

[lapis moat]

tbh r5 is shit now compared to before

you arent punished for bad strafe

[tight totem]

this was the imag i meant to sent with the original ping

[lapis moat]

because most people just suck ass

at aiming and dodge

[narrow swift]

this from like months ago

[tight totem]

yea

looks amazing thno

[mental ridge]

are there privat servers?

[tight totem]

i'm not saying i wouldnt get shit on double time but it's just funny to see

[narrow swift]

coz they dont get punished for it

[tight totem]

does nekosu just gap every1

[lapis moat]

yes thats why people all have shit dodge

especially the new mnks

all AD spammers

id have more than a 3.5 KD if im not on ping

[narrow swift]

probably

[mental ridge]

make lg dual great again

[lapis moat]

for r5 these days? probably

but back then? no

[narrow swift]

neko was the first person to get me in all this ngl

[unborn token]

Neko is talked Abt much but

Patch just cleans

If patch wasn't apac on 50 bagilion indian ping

[narrow swift]

idk i think lg is good and bad

like i picked up a lot of bad habits from lg/vamp

[mental ridge]

why

[lapis moat]

chrysler look like a phantom till a phantom pull up

[bright slate]

all these "movement" players on r5

[lapis moat]

lg/vamp dodge isnt the same as the ones u have in game

[mental ridge]

ah ok

[lapis moat]

a lot of these vamp grinders have worse dodge in regular ones because they change directions way too much

[narrow swift]

yeah its like common sense but its hard for me to get out of my system

[lapis moat]

the goal in reg ones is to do 200 damage first

[twilit flicker]

true

[lapis moat]

not to maintain ur dmg taken/given ratio

[twilit flicker]

the way u play in vamp and ingame is very different

[narrow swift]

its good for aim

[mental ridge]

so in vamp its just who doges better

[narrow swift]

and to like learn whatbit means to dodge

[lapis moat]

in vamp its about how much damage you do/take

[mental ridge]

like more atrociously

[lapis moat]

because the person with better dmg given/taken ratio wins

[narrow swift]

yeah

[lapis moat]

a lot of vamp/lg grinders end up changing directions way too much in game -> shit bias that should get punished by roller and also makes it too hard for them to aim

[unborn token]

All that now realistically doesn't even matter

Bc of ttk

[narrow swift]

yeah thats another thing

[lapis moat]

ye it matters less now lol

[unborn token]

If y had more movement speed prob

[narrow swift]

hit more shots omega lol

[unborn token]

But main game devs r apes

Just don't die to the lstar in .5 miliseconds

LoOl

[mental ridge]

not possible unless they hit all headshots

easy math

200dps

[lapis moat]

im doing the noname challenge

day 1 on playing with his sense until i turn into thanos

[mental ridge]

whats his sense

[unborn token]

This fucking guy bro

Fucking nerd emoji goofy aah

[mental ridge]

[bright slate]

@empty thistle im so washed lol

[empty thistle]

I think 60% of my deaths were to you 😭

I tried to lock in every time I fought you and panick whiffed everytime lmao

[lapis moat]

sitting in the range for 3 hours until i get good recoil

[bright slate]

if im at the top of the lb

na is chalked

idk

[mental ridge]

na or eu r5 servers wich are better for learning ?

[lapis moat]

wheres the recoil spot in range

lmk

[narrow swift]

run 1s with roller untill u win

[narrow swift]

na

[bright slate]

so noob 💔

[narrow swift]

dont even look at eu

[mental ridge]

wasnt that the smal cabin above the spawn tunel

[mental ridge]

oofy i wish eu was god i like low ping

[bright slate]

idk man

[narrow swift]

u will fight the most shit players known to man

[bright slate]

after playing na rn

its so bad

[narrow swift]

eu is worse

[bright slate]

like 90% of the people im vs are just standing still

pretty much

[mental ridge]

WHAT

[bright slate]

like

ads and ad spamming

[mental ridge]

like 0 bias or actually standing still

[bright slate]

so they go no where

[narrow swift]

ads is goos

[lapis moat]

@unborn token is this where u prac

[narrow swift]

good

[bright slate]

yeah but when im

100 % acc on your strafe

maybe change it up

[narrow swift]

i dont fuck debloom man shit is a crutch sometimes

[bright slate]

or at least hit ur shots

[mental ridge]

you guys running any fancy r5r configs for less clutter?

[bright slate]

i dont think it should be 190-30 dmg spread

[narrow swift]

no

[tight totem]

the cfg nekosu is using looks so nice tho

[mental ridge]

yeah its hella awesome

i think i lost it tho when i reinstalled windowy

[unborn token]

That or the thing above

Usually

Haven't sat there in ages tho I just do it from the back wall on the far target at like 300m for burst

[lapis moat]

which 1 do u shoot at and whats good dmg

[unborn token]

The one on the jet looking thing

[mental ridge]

are install instructions on the r5r discord still accurate ?

[unborn token]

Anything Abt 200+ is good y dont need more than 150 realistically

[lapis moat]

spamming this until 400

[narrow swift]

gl bro

[lapis moat]

no way 200 is good im dogshit with this gun and im hitting 200 every time

[narrow swift]

what flatty?

[empty thistle]

you had 31% acc, whats not washed lmao

[lapis moat]

ye with flat

this right

[narrow swift]

lowk might tap in to this

i needa work on range

[lapis moat]

same

i need to do dmg outside of r5 range

[tight totem]

u should go for 500

[narrow swift]

real shit

[mental ridge]

what about until 0 bullets missed on headshot center

[unborn token]

Yes

@lapis moat do no 2x4 on havoc

Or 1x

Idk I also blow at flatline

[lapis moat]

🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯

[bright slate]

2x4 havoc is the way

You will 250m oneclip people

[narrow swift]

now do it with every gun

[shrewd pollen]

damn this chat still alive

passion s back?

[unborn token]

@lapis moatyeah its good yr chilling

[lapis moat]

https://x.com/satyc/status/1888983306835771461

sat (@satyc) on X

guess i really never will hit 500 🥲

X · Feb 10, 2025, 4:08 PM

going 9000 hours until i do this

[tight totem]

sat is so sayisfying

[formal basalt]

usually the targets in matches move around

[shrewd pollen]

guys i have a few questions

[formal basalt]

why doesn’t that one move around

[lapis moat]

wait are u supposed to strafe doing this lol

[unborn token]

sat has me blocked

bc i 1v3d him

inranked

xaxaaxax

[tight totem]

you'd be surprised

[unborn token]

whatever y want

y can do both

[shrewd pollen]

circle strafe and normal strafe are banned for roller on r5 right?

[unborn token]

lol

strafing just most realistic bc of ingame but pure recoil stand still

[shrewd pollen]

i mean these things are supposed to be via macro for roller right?

[bright slate]

Can the na r5 stop updating

Itd be so mint

[tight totem]

u can probably strafe normally on roler

[shrewd pollen]

so they arent banned at all?

[unborn token]

shiiii

[tight totem]

what the fuck does normal strafe mean

[narrow swift]

u talkin bout tapstrafe?

[shrewd pollen]

a sec

[tight totem]

i actually don't know if the number is high bcs of the havoc buff LMAO

but yes that felt good asf can't wait to get havoc

[narrow swift]

pre sure configs work in r5 doesnt mean u shud do it

[shrewd pollen]

its more like a neostrafe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtAkErGEGa0

[unborn token]

is still g

[tight totem]

:pray

[shrewd pollen]

i know but yesterday i met a guy who did it

[tight totem]

thy

ty

[unborn token]

idk my max on old havoc

was like

460

[mental ridge]

yes i wanna beam yo ass

[shrewd pollen]

so i was asking if it still legit or not put these macro

[tight totem]

macroing is never legit

[narrow swift]

if ur using a macro its not legit brother

[mental ridge]

afaik they have input detection so it must have been a mnk player if u saw tapstrafe i might be wrong to

[shrewd pollen]

nice so i was fighting a neostrafe roller XD

[shrewd pollen]

i was against a roller who was neostrafing so idk XD

im not used to play r5 anymore like years ago so just asking

[unborn token]

rack city still got it

[mental ridge]

do u get in yet?

[narrow swift]

i remeber

there was like a website u could prac recoil on

[tight totem]

https://youtu.be/bu5ZQCWAjUA?si=4acA8ZVWdqUFI17V&t=84

nara good recoil

i like sat more but she's good with a lotta guns

now idk if she's scheating bcs she's a chinese ranked grinder but it looks good lol

[shrewd pollen]

anyway do u guys still 1v1s?

[unborn token]

yeah

[shrewd pollen]

i was usually down here to do 1v1s

[tight totem]

that sounds flames

[tight totem]

yours is straight tho

gyat

[shrewd pollen]

ref time to lock in this year

hope u will do good

[unborn token]

type shit

[tight totem]

waddahell

higher sens ?

[narrow swift]

https://apexlegendsrecoils.net/

dis da one

dunno ho2 accurate itis

[unborn token]

its abt 20 cm

[tight totem]

idk how many times i gotta odo this to get consisntent

might gotta test out, it feels too easy though

there's no way recoil is thiseasy to learn

[unborn token]

valid

[tight totem]

i'm not good at flatline

this shit

is so cap

😂

[narrow swift]

yeah it aint accurate

[tight totem]

i think i gotta play this at the same time then alt tab to the real game to try if the techworks

[unborn token]

recoil dont matter

roller gaps us still

[tight totem]

mnk meta

i gap rollers

[unborn token]

https://tenor.com/view/jeffery-epstein-epstein-island-edit-gif-12625768325519740777

[unborn token]

i have a clp

but if i send here

its insta ban

acc no this channel is not moderated no more

😭

@tight totemdms

[lapis moat]

shit this is so hard

sat is actually jesus

same target im peaking like 340

[twilit flicker]

kswinnie

[tight totem]

wait THE SITE WORKS @narrow swift

[lapis moat]

https://x.com/Bill_Kovaaks/status/1889985281534927304

Bill (@Bill_Kovaaks) on X

@EXOClanApex

X · Feb 13, 2025, 10:29 AM

[tight totem]

YOU ARE GOD

[lapis moat]

this is actually a god tier

tweet

[unborn token]

k diddy was in my lobby once

[twilit flicker]

i would grief him

[tight totem]

site is actually cheats

😂 😂 😂 😂

[unborn token]

only real 🥷 got this

[unborn token]

u suck

imjk

[tight totem]

try it

shoot ur gun alt tab midreload do the recoil site and tab back

and then magic ensues

[twilit flicker]

why is this guy even allowed to play

[unborn token]

because ea doesnt give a fuck if yr a pedophile

and neither do other players bc it doesnt affect them

[plucky herald]

He was a PDF?!?!

[unborn token]

if i was making bank

who cares if he kdidy is in lobby

[unborn token]

was?

like y ever stop?

yeah guys i was a serial killer

[unborn token]

but i changed

😭

noscope

[twilit flicker]

ye he admitted it

[unborn token]

might be got

god

[tight totem]

this site needs to be gatekept

i don't need ppl to beam me from 300m away

[narrow swift]

would be nice if site had an option to account for bulket drop

[unborn token]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[plucky herald]

That's crazy bruv

[unborn token]

ANABOLIC SWAG

shooting straight up astral infused nukes on these mormons

[formal basalt]

I take anabolic steroids to improve my aim

[unborn token]

i pump my self with trt to improve my sex drive

furia im madness

@lapis moat this is what i usually do

[lapis moat]

i see

im just trying to do the setup in sats clip

[unborn token]

That also good

who up for apex pubing

Bro I feel like a 🧃 I have only coins

😭

[mental ridge]

@bright slate can we lock i wanna play against real humans

[bright slate]

Who r u om r5

[mental ridge]

smootubot

[bright slate]

Send it

[mental ridge]

how do we lock

lmao

[bright slate]

Couldnt tell you

Go to rest and turn on 1v1 reqs

[mental ridge]

oh lol didnt read

[bright slate]

Chungus

[mental ridge]

i enabled

[bright slate]

Give me like 5m

[mental ridge]

ok how does one chal nkw

[bright slate]

Just /chal name

[lapis moat]

noobmode

[mental ridge]

btw is my brain lagging or is sometimes the hitreg funny in r5

[bright slate]

Ive noticed that with the stiffy

Side pellets are 100% no regging

[mental ridge]

i feel like its way easier to hit enemies in normal apex

or did they just make bullets and hitboxes smaller in r5

@bright slate wanna hop in a call so its easier to communicate ?

[tight totem]

comm in 1v1s

wtf

[bright slate]

yeah

oddball

💔

https://tenor.com/view/silly-dog-silly-dog-propeller-hat-propeller-hat-dog-gif-4764495627579170054

[mental ridge]

[unborn token]

kdiddy

[lapis moat]

doesnt he jitter

im not like that

i have jitter genes but i hate doing it

[bright slate]

idek how to

lol

[severe canyon]

just tense arm

its not good for you tbh

[unborn token]

just beat up someone in the streets

go back to home

load up apex

recoil control

[severe canyon]

adrenaline maxxing

[unborn token]

think of beating up someone

recoil cheat right here

guys she said so where do we meet this time

[tight totem]

@severe canyon have u played cine2nerdle

[unborn token]

how to stop panick attack

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/462736360340455434/991491535952683018/attachment-15.gif

[lapis moat]

fuck man sat is actually jesus

how he hit 482 onthis

[unborn token]

me > sat

[delicate crypt]

REINER!

[empty thistle]

when you forget to jiggle peek every fight like it's tacfps 🥰

[unborn token]

why is bro wide swinging

[empty thistle]

cuz im trolling

just thought they were all shooting my teammate .5 seconds ago and there's normally no audio in apex

[unborn token]

@bright slate

tf r u doing

just not shooting

😭

[mental ridge]

@unborn tokenwhats your r5 user

[unborn token]

smoothbotcurescancerr5

[severe canyon]

yeah a little bit

[mental ridge]

lm ao

[formal basalt]

what the fuck is r5

[bright slate]

I missed to much

Just giving the round away

[mental ridge]

idk why but r5 feels so bad

it might be that some people dont move smoothely for me and rather teleport

even if its just short distances its wierd

[twilit flicker]

servers are ass

[toxic magnet]

hitreg in r5 is total shit

[mental ridge]

against some enemies i have perfect hitreg and i almost oneclip them othertimes im askingmyself if im insane for thinking i should hit them better

[storm mural]

Didn't expect to hear I'm God ngl, conditioned to expect dubstep

[shrewd pollen]

anybody wanna 1v1s?

r5 or in game doenst matter

[formal basalt]

waht is r5

[lapis moat]

tybg

[mental ridge]

custom apex with 1v1 servers etc

basically s3 crackewd and modded apex

[unborn token]

oh valid i do that too

but i just stand still

[shrewd pollen]

hating phase runner for 1v1s

[devout tusk]

I think r5 has the og wraith hitbox, but yeah i feel the same way, a lot of people are also high ping which makes strafes harder to track, server prediction corrections are bigger

[shrewd pollen]

so many headglitch or height differences

[tight totem]

https://fixupx.com/Aooout1/status/1716316662755193166

tell me why this mf got dj khaled playing

😂

[twilit flicker]

nah i hate when mfs have fire clips and then put ass music over it

[shrewd pollen]

brah level of mnk players is pretty low in r5

too early?

[empty thistle]

If you’re hitting 30% acc you’re pretty much automatically top 3 mnks in the server most of the time pretty sure

[severe canyon]

depends there are some species of mnk players that literally just antimirror and have like 30 acc with a negative dmg diff

[bright slate]

30% acc on mnk

Noobsheesh

[narrow swift]

accuracy a meaningless stay

dunno why youse get a turbo hard on bout it

altff mf 40% acc god knows how but he like horrible

[mental ridge]

we need stats of how accurate enemies are against you

imagine hes at 40% and enemies at 60%

[narrow swift]

just look at dmg taken dmg recieved stat

[bright slate]

Dmg done 100 dmg recieved 200 accuracy

80

Chungus

[mental ridge]

to much math i need raw numbers

[severe canyon]

you literally the biggest nerd in this server i know yo ass doesnt mind dividing two numbers

[bright slate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1290431295025053756/1290792800958283826/giga_chad_iq_discord_says.gif

Me too

[unborn token]

That is also a braindead stat

[severe canyon]

better than nothing

#metoo

[unborn token]

0% of something is better than 100% of nothing

Aah quote

[severe canyon]

type shit

only stat that matters is win percentage against controller

[unborn token]

No

[narrow swift]

3 days of wolf talking about friction over mouse skates

[bright slate]

We play for kda in this house

[unborn token]

Real

[severe canyon]

you a nihlist bro nothing matter to you man

fuck

[narrow swift]

thats shit was peak man

[shrewd pollen]

i barely get 27 (

[bright slate]

Dont worry about it

Just play and try to get better

[shrewd pollen]

anyway i dont think having a good accuracy means u win every 1v1

but it helps a lot its sure

[severe canyon]

can confirm

ive died to nibgio

[unborn token]

That is true as fuck

Why do we even live

[severe canyon]

...

[unborn token]

Ok end it

[shrewd pollen]

that guy still playing?

[bright slate]

Live to pay taxes

[severe canyon]

no clue

[unborn token]

Jkjk

[shrewd pollen]

man i started play in 2023 on r5

and im back after 1 year or something

still there

[severe canyon]

i downloaded today for first time in like 6 months

[shrewd pollen]

wtf

XD

[severe canyon]

and then played two games and uninstall

[narrow swift]

yes

[bright slate]

Still more fun than the actual game

[narrow swift]

well not as often

but occasionally

[shrewd pollen]

i want the dedication of nibgio

[bright slate]

Do any of the good players still play r5

[shrewd pollen]

good guy

[shrewd pollen]

me

XD

joking

[bright slate]

[narrow swift]

two doki play

[severe canyon]

word

[unborn token]

bring nosh back

fuck id even have fartlord mnk

on r5

[narrow swift]

pablo and his guys play like occasionally

[unborn token]

yeah

[narrow swift]

ye fartlord was good

[unborn token]

i see minho on from time to time

[narrow swift]

bongo

[bright slate]

Pablominecraft

[narrow swift]

that man cols

[bright slate]

Dont like playimg vs him

[narrow swift]

oueiazz

[shrewd pollen]

rn the server are dead

[narrow swift]

he plays like a nonce but he good

like actually good

[shrewd pollen]

i get 4 kd on na but against mid players honestly

of course i dont want cuz there was lucca

that guy play everydayyy

[unborn token]

bro called me mid

( i am)

[severe canyon]

real

[bright slate]

Im only like 1.2 kd

[shrewd pollen]

u r man

[unborn token]

i dropped 4 kd twice and then i started falling off

[bright slate]

Cba i just send it

[shrewd pollen]

joke ofc

XD

[shrewd pollen]

ahjaah

[unborn token]

yeah you might need to end it

[narrow swift]

u can get like a 10kd just turn on ibmm and perma ad spam play cover

[unborn token]

no sorry

[narrow swift]

ez pz

[unborn token]

i do not like minors

i am infact

[bright slate]

#pedo

[severe canyon]

sounds fun

[unborn token]

not attracted

[bright slate]

LOL

[severe canyon]

no the pedo part

[unborn token]

by 5 year old pussy

i am sorry

[bright slate]

Same sheesh reformed

[shrewd pollen]

i have shitty kd cuz i get clipped against a neostrafer roller

pog

[unborn token]

i legit wrote yesterday

[shrewd pollen]

but it was funny

[unborn token]

wait

the guy was roller?

[narrow swift]

idk how im not banned on r5

[unborn token]

bc we were on same sess

i thought it was an mnk dude

[severe canyon]

some people got too much time if they are playing neostrafe roller on r5

[shrewd pollen]

im pusyy i play cover and headglitch

[narrow swift]

im fairly sure it was soemone on mnk

[shrewd pollen]

XD

[narrow swift]

yeah ik

ive fought u b4

[severe canyon]

what was his name dani

[shrewd pollen]

r5_CrymeRoller

[unborn token]

r5_ILoveKswinniePedophileEpLIst

[shrewd pollen]

i was 1v1 him then he starts with neostrafe or shitty macro

[severe canyon]

yeah he defintely neostrafing

1 kill on mnk

real human

[shrewd pollen]

?

i met u?

[severe canyon]

i definitely used to play you aswell

[narrow swift]

yes

[shrewd pollen]

damn

[narrow swift]

my name aint ceesay on r5

[shrewd pollen]

sy i play pussy my g

hoping i will fix it

D

[narrow swift]

just slide out

[shrewd pollen]

u r right man

i play like that for rollar

but there arent anymore like before

f

[unborn token]

all that

for all of you

to blow ingame

is crazy

i chose hate today

damn

[shrewd pollen]

((

[severe canyon]

i just need 5k more hours man

gimme a break

[shrewd pollen]

i barely play apex anymore

[unborn token]

dont trip

i also blow

[shrewd pollen]

so boring

[narrow swift]

hardstuck d4 🗣️

[bright slate]

Ranked is pointless

[unborn token]

actually no

[narrow swift]

wtf is pred???

[severe canyon]

kdiddy

[narrow swift]

i aint gon lie

last season

first time i made diamond

[shrewd pollen]

since s12 it lost value

[narrow swift]

like granted first time i took ranked seriously but damn

[bright slate]

13 u mean

[unborn token]

y dont need to take ranked seriously

i would rather be fighting with king kong

[shrewd pollen]

mh yeh

[unborn token]

than sit through 2 hrs of apex matchmaking

[empty thistle]

Just need 12x my playtime to match yours and you’re done buddy /s

[narrow swift]

its more fun than pubs at least

[unborn token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/982004195127332994/1289313894568956035/tempfilew.gif

i need to go

wife here

goodbye ni

[shrewd pollen]

i mean i say 12 cuz i dont count 13. It was just only sz good

[unborn token]

njas

[narrow swift]

and mixrape dont count

[shrewd pollen]

but 13 yeh

[narrow swift]

*mixtape

[severe canyon]

name is better

more apt

[shrewd pollen]

nobody 1v1s guys?

[empty thistle]

You probably could have just w key’d to d2

[stone pond]

hey guys im new to kbm i need a sweat i apex to tell me where to do aim and movement training

[severe canyon]

just download r5 reloaded

[stone pond]

yes i was looking for that on steam and couldn't find it

[severe canyon]

its not on steam

[stone pond]

where?

[severe canyon]

https://r5reloaded.com/download

[stone pond]

is it free?

[severe canyon]

yeah

[shrewd pollen]

just login in on ea app and then u have to start the game from r5 app

[stone pond]

windows wont let me run it

[severe canyon]

just run it anyway its a false positive

[shrewd pollen]

(maybe)

XD

[severe canyon]

or the big apex companies are trying to give you a virus

either or

[arctic violet]

r5 devs want to bloat ur os

[bright slate]

bitcoin

https://tenor.com/view/chinese-ben-shapiro-ben-shapiro-social-credit-gif-6133430005061019

you guys ever download bitcoin

missing out

i have 10 cars

[severe canyon]

lego cars or

[bright slate]

real cars

cuz im rich off the bitcoin downloading

takes 3 seconds !

[severe canyon]

fucking psyop

[empty thistle]

Downloaded Bitcoin and more ram the same day

Best decision’s I’ve ever made

Now my game runs on 400 fps and I can afford all the skins and heirlooms

[wintry cypress]

you wouldnt download a bitcoin

[bright slate]

erm

uve never been to bitcoin dot com

and downloaded it

jokeing

btw

[plucky herald]

Just download more RAM

It's not that complicated

[narrow swift]

ay thanks man

[severe canyon]

You one generous mofo!!!

[storm mural]

Holy shit, it's President Javier Milei! 🗣️

[wintry cypress]

checkmate, american

[late furnace]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKQImYv4LT8&list=PLNW9hqtkao_CQ2wt-1-B41wEbG4iEigZs

https://tenor.com/view/smoke-qwertyuiop-asian-gif-24437155

[ocean flame]

@buxtz

@buxytz

buxtz

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2382149057?t=05h13m02s

[narrow swift]

china aim talent ontop 🗣🗣🗣

[storm mural]

https://fixupx.com/Faded9Su/status/1890331583594254570

Surely this won't be abused if I post it to social media

[misty ferry]

double tap mozam go crazy

[tight totem]

ngl, fastest way to get it removed

[narrow swift]

any scenariors that are like mca-8 auto balanced strafes?

[lapis moat]

ive played enough of this season fire these devs

immediately

[lapis moat]

that guy is my son sadly

just longstrafe and he blows pu

up

[outer sleet]

You can pretty much learn every movement tech in the firing range in like a day

The difficult part is using it in fights but that comes with experience

[unborn token]

need turbo mega based third for rank rn

[late furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/get-ready-for-your-daily-redpill-sigma-males-vs-alpha-males-sigma-nation-alpha-male-gif-20253062

[plucky herald]

Redpill coach

[late furnace]

sorry cant

on my mechanics arc

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1137432628618870946/1208729412619739156/ezgif-4-8928a4a1f7.gif

[unborn token]

poping benadryl and being based

ise

e

got a new heirloom

🗣️

[arctic violet]

KovaaKsClippingLavenderWall

also if u search balanced strafes there's something else but not that much

[unborn token]

NEED A BASED THIRD

PLEASE

[mental ridge]

does that mean im special because i needed way eay longer to pull of anything in the firingrange ?

[unborn token]

yeah

[unborn token]

patch got gumbastomped

[outer sleet]

I mean that's what I did

Except for the more niche stuff

Like u biunces and shit

[mental ridge]

biunces?

[plucky herald]

bounce prob

[bright slate]

@unborn token some of these guys are gooped up rn

its so odd

[stone pond]

Pls whats best or like average good mouse sense x dpi for apex … im day 2 kbm

[outer sleet]

bruh did they do something to bangalore smoke? I'm getting beamed like crazy. And I'm not talking about when I get cracked by assault just in general

[formal basalt]

bang sucks atm cause as soon as u get cracked (instantly) ur visible

because the ttk is so low shields are just nonexistent

i dont feel safe till i got red on me lol

[outer sleet]

but even without getting cracked I mean

like I pre smoke the guy pushes me and he beams me through my smoke and I can't see him

or things like that

I have a clip I'll send it in later

[shrewd pollen]

halo

somebody 1v1s?

[empty thistle]

@bright slate gg's

[wintry cypress]

Range of 20cm/360 to 42cm/360

Pick whichever feels good in that range

Same thing for DPI

[empty thistle]

I found a guy while lfging that was playing on 7cm 💀

Never aim trained

“Just feels right bro”

[wintry cypress]

😭

Thats why im providing a decent range of sensitivity that isnt outside the norm

[wintry cypress]

I know someone that aimtrained in the range of 5cm-15cm

Cause he never had much mousepad space

So he just got used to it

He actually had some pretty decent scores too

I think he had almost GM targetswitching ☠️

[empty thistle]

💀

Ts I can believe

Smoothness tho man must be goated to get close to gm

Getting bored of apex

Might be time for kovaaks and mmos arc

I swear half the preds I play with / against are soft cheating

[wintry cypress]

I think he had master smoothbot too

Minimum jade on most scens except maybe static

He was kinda goated

https://youtu.be/GJ_AWuKBXWg?si=XJE8_i667_V9hL0m

Urm

He got AA4 GM

On 10cm

😭😭😭

[empty thistle]

King

[wintry cypress]

Oh he had smoothbot vt GM as well

Holy fuck

[empty thistle]

Mogger

[outer sleet]

I feel like this happens to me every other game

[outer sleet]

stuff like this

And not just when they're in my smoke like from far away too idk what I'm doing wrong

[empty thistle]

the game highlights players through smoke sometimes randomly

decent chance he also just prefired and got the crack wallhacks tho

[outer sleet]

That is so cool

[devout tusk]

Depending on lighting you can see silhouettes through smoke

[wintry cypress]

uuhhhh

[outer sleet]

I guess but that's a lot different than oneclipping through it

like even if he can see me after the crack

although this is an extreme example but I feel like I just get randomly cracked trhough my smoke or like hit for 80 when the guy should not be able to see me at all

[severe canyon]

youre backs to the zone

[outer sleet]

are they like all prefires?

[outer sleet]

that's still in the game?

isn't that like a 2 year old bug at this point?

[severe canyon]

im not even sure if its a bug

[outer sleet]

also I'm like way ahead of the zone by that point

[severe canyon]

but its still in the game im pretty sure

maybe not then

[outer sleet]

idk

[severe canyon]

but for that clip specifically hes so far forward in the smoke he can probably see you pretty well

[outer sleet]

idk

I'll just let it go

[bright slate]

smoke and zone interaction has been in the game since the start

[outer sleet]

mb

[shrewd pollen]

@bright slate do u have no input based? cuz i have but i still meet only mnk players

annoying

[bright slate]

i get both

i would just toggle on off at the start of matches

might be bugged

[shrewd pollen]

i toggle off everytime but it doesnt work

just meeting a few guys but bad rollers

[bright slate]

Shrug

what does that look like for you ^

[shrewd pollen]

((

[bright slate]

too many noobs on rn though

[shrewd pollen]

man i just hop on before ez 2-3 kd

but against mnk players and a few rollers boring

[bright slate]

like almost everyone on here is just not good

its boring to play

vs wooting ad ctrl spam

[plucky herald]

[shrewd pollen]

im a spammer

(

[bright slate]

yeah

ur chungus

[shrewd pollen]

kek

[bright slate]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fall-falling-litterbox-litter-box-gif-12362025003960216351

[shrewd pollen]

then i will chill against u

promise

[bright slate]

im off anyways

[shrewd pollen]

yeh im joking

[arctic violet]

1 round of eu r5r and i want to shoot myself

[mental ridge]

why

[arctic violet]

8 out of 10 people monkey jumpers

u were one of them?😂

[arctic violet]

top 3 doable

[severe canyon]

top 1 doable

lock in

[wintry cypress]

Just beat viscose

[bright slate]

light work for a guy like m e

[unborn token]

Yea

[bright slate]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smokin-يوسف-العماري-تدخين-gif-21063384

[unborn token]

some vexy sped too

mf kept jumping and supergliding on me

jst instadying

told him to give it up

[unborn token]

its highlight

and the smoke is ass

[arctic violet]

done✔️

[shrewd pollen]

diglielo

[severe canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/i-implore-you-to-reconsider-talking-mad-think-it-over-kung-pow-gif-17009457

[outer sleet]

should I not play bangalore then?

[unborn token]

no y should

just use smoke diff

[mental ridge]

no i only lurch it seems fit

[arctic violet]

chaining doesnt fit

[mental ridge]

sometimes it does

[arctic violet]

im not gonna argue with u idc, do whatever make u happy

[narrow swift]

any1 here for blue box?

r5 is making me m ad

[arctic violet]

still down?

[narrow swift]

wit som1 rn

[narrow swift]

im free for like 10 mins

wanna ruyn

[arctic violet]

ye i can make few

[narrow swift]

439278838

my steam code

lobby is open so tap in when u readyu

[narrow swift]

@arctic violet ggz

[shrewd pollen]

@narrow swift @arctic violet still looking?

[unborn token]

When yr fighting an amputee gold player

[narrow swift]

im done for today

[arctic violet]

ho staccato, domani se vuoi bro

[unborn token]

🇮🇹 🍕

Bro r5 is fucking cancer

I just get spastics that won't even fight me but jump around half the 1

Like I beg slit their throat and put their heads on fuckin spears

Movementards need to end it

[bright slate]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-true-true-what-a-nice-true-true-pizza-morgan-freeman-gif-9911910826150230625

all that just to do 50 dmg

while i 150 clip you

xd

[narrow swift]

range>>>>

[shrewd pollen]

if u want im on for range

[unborn token]

im rankingf

[tight totem]

i'm predd!!!!!!!