apex

[devout tusk]

https://streamable.com/ykreaq did i do it bro these backwards ones are such cunts for momentum

i legit cant tell if im fucking up or they just suck like that

[dull falcon]

ur cute

u got this'

'

@unborn token

'

[urban sluice]

yes bro

thats it

backwards ras make you lose momentum because you only have 1 S input

so unless you fzzy strafe (double S) then backwards ras should be avoided if you aren't just trying to be fancy

with enough practise the momentum loss gets smaller tho

[dull falcon]

@gusty pendant who else is playing rn

[devout tusk]

ya dude i was like theory crafting "what if i press s a let go of s then repress rly fast for 1 lurch for fwd diagonal input, ok what if i double tap" lmaooo

[urban sluice]

I wouldn't recommend learning fzzy strafes at all, there's not a single real in game instance where that would be more useful than just a single S input

its hard and unnecessary

[devout tusk]

ye i just like knowing whats possible, like i fucked with this lurch stuff a long long time ago but never thought it was useful til i started seeing people do it last year, so i never explored beyond the initial jump

[urban sluice]

yeah I put lurch strafing on hold until I learned every other tech first

wouldn't recommend doing that

learning was way easier than expected

[devout tusk]

i still gotta get mantle jumping back then im complete i think

i had that down for 1 day

and then quit apex for months right affter lol

[gusty pendant]

xeri,diffq,shiv are in the same lobby

[urban sluice]

nah that shouldnt take you long then

[devout tusk]

i still suck at fatigue wall bounces but its cause i keep misjudging distance to the wall

[gusty pendant]

idk anybody else who is playing today

[dull falcon]

yea same

[urban sluice]

I just slide jump and bhop until I collide with the wall to avoid that

[dull falcon]

i dont know the teams

[devout tusk]

i tried that but my dumb ass never lets go of crouch, and if i do standing bhop i still fuck up somehow

[gusty pendant]

https://battlefy.com/apex-legends-global-series-year-4/preseason/europe-middle-east-and-africa/64f226392f10a459123d6aff/round/2/match/26

this is the link for todays eu games

[lethal wraith]

you probably know these guys

there's also king viktor team and vaifs team

[gusty pendant]

ye we were watching viktor

[half salmon]

people calling viktor a cheater on twitter 😭

while pros are vouching for him

hilarious

hes a fucking prodigy

upcoming koyful

[gusty pendant]

ik

https://twitter.com/urbann_/status/1728438368693043303?s=46

look what impulse said xd

[half salmon]

HAHAHAHAHA

[gusty pendant]

some russuan guy is calling him a cheater in his chat too

[half salmon]

people are terrified

[gusty pendant]

ik xdd

[half salmon]

LMAO

[sturdy kayak]

idk but is the new arena on firing range so one of the last seasons,i managed to lower my shadows like in the picture but not the textures

[gusty pendant]

they are not doing bad tho

[half salmon]

whos viktors 3rd again

xeriffer?

ik leonpeon is on the team

[gusty pendant]

naah

zeri plaing with diffq and shiv

idk who is the 3rd

i played with leon before with viktor

[half salmon]

same

[gusty pendant]

idk why his 3rd is lvl 60 tho

[half salmon]

sardinen

idk who that is

[gusty pendant]

maybe he plays console and made a pc acc

[half salmon]

cross progression is a thing

[gusty pendant]

not everyone got it yet

[half salmon]

still their 3rd is decent

beat shiv in a 1v1

[gusty pendant]

they contested shiv on we?

[half salmon]

i think it was final squads

their 3rd beat shiv for the win

[gusty pendant]

oh i thought they contested them now

cuz the 3rd just cluched it for them

[half salmon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hzqcDWpqcU @gusty pendant is this viktor's team at the end LOL

bangalore conduit rev

yeah thats viktor

same skin and has heirloom

[lethal wraith]

bro how did he lose that

[gusty pendant]

mnk

[lethal wraith]

also that movement

[half salmon]

isnt leon mnk too

[lethal wraith]

to be fair shiv might be a bit rusty atm

[half salmon]

hes not on bang too

[lethal wraith]

yeah true

you kinda get free movement on bang

but you don't really realize it as much

[craggy blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/voltaic-gif-27368657

[half salmon]

send the other onee

[craggy blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/voltaic-voltaic-master-voltaic-masters-masters-gif-24468035

[half salmon]

i got muted fro sending the voltaic plat one

[craggy blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/voltaic-platinum-voltaic-gif-24646359

[gusty pendant]

leon is mnk

[raven hull]

pretty sure you cant use most of the VT bronze gifs as they feature people with disabilities.

[gusty pendant]

lmao

viktor is 5th place

[dull falcon]

My little xim joy2key abuser doing so well

[gusty pendant]

if they win contest they are in top 10 i think

[dull falcon]

Is refxrmed group gonna do algeez

[unborn token]

We aren't playing

Swdn was banned

[gusty pendant]

20% of the players got banned

maybe not 20 but a lot

[unborn token]

Yy ik

[gusty pendant]

what was the reasoning for him?

[dull falcon]

^

[unborn token]

Ask swdn

[dull falcon]

@edgy crane Why u banned broski

[vague nexus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/921897702130847805/1161041137436479598/priv9-smoked.gif

[edgy crane]

Idk, they didnt give a specific reason behind it, but i would guess crosshair x

[gusty pendant]

xdd

[unborn token]

Yeah he'll play psq on diff acc

[dull falcon]

Lmao

[devout tusk]

why do people play duos like

its algs

its kinda fun since theyre all bad but if they werent

it would be so cancer

[true ravine]

did king viktor qualified in EMEA?

[gusty pendant]

for next round ye

they are in semi finals now

[dull falcon]

So cool

[true ravine]

king viktor changing the meta 😂

[quaint karma]

viktor had more kills than shivs entire team combined in the last round

🗣️

[gusty pendant]

lol

[quaint karma]

2.7k hours of apex beats 30k hours of apex

wonder how tha tworks

[gusty pendant]

roller

[quaint karma]

he sucks at roller

[gusty pendant]

idk

[quaint karma]

some of his shots are less than inspirational

which is to be expected

but then what carries him

solo

cuz his team surely aint doing shit

[gusty pendant]

he is one of the hardest rollers to 1v1

at least that i played aganst

xdd

[quaint karma]

he was a vastly better mnk player than he is a roller player imo

but that still makes him a better player overall

[gusty pendant]

ye he was rly good on mnk

[wintry cypress]

Wait is viktor on roller now?

[gusty pendant]

ye he is

for like 2 months

[wintry cypress]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1049880856401031330/1097990216041627789/image0.gif

[little verge]

Finding out an M&K player switched to roller is like finding someone in the obituary.

[wintry cypress]

its literally treason

[devout tusk]

guys how do i learn

to respect the enemy

i literally assume they will miss

100% of their shots 100% of the time

just took a redeploy beacon with 2 dudes under me

i actually survived but no where to fly lol

[twin dirge]

play in high lvl lobbies

[devout tusk]

nah i do same shit

everyone trash im the best

if they disengage or take cover they are cringe and i won morally

i have like infinite copium

its a real problem

[wintry cypress]

bro got superiority complex in apex

[devout tusk]

i have it in every game

but its so hard to tell how things will actually go down in apex

[twin dirge]

masters scores just rolling in rn

thats strafe/reactive tracking mc

[devout tusk]

nice

guys im actually

brain beasting

https://streamable.com/vk5ekp

my timing immaculate

[twin dirge]

holy shit

[wintry cypress]

Brainmaxxing

On that brainium

[gleaming willow]

damn

[devout tusk]

dont take it personally nosh has never said anything good about anyone

[dull falcon]

Yeah not u

[devout tusk]

Im trash fr tho

[unborn token]

plq ready

[dull falcon]

Nah bro not another mnk

[mellow kestrel]

3 certified demons

[dull falcon]

Only one

[edgy crane]

https://tenor.com/view/no-monday-what-oh-my-gif-13411882

[dull falcon]

@unborn token how yall get nix

Or an mnk

At all

[craggy blaze]

hily

holy

[wintry cypress]

apex legends players will do anything except have fun in a tdm

guy sitting on bones with a triple take

of course some random guy comes to help him fight me off

[craggy blaze]

that one dude with the wattson gen in control

[wintry cypress]

like what

[craggy blaze]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/1728887951789338666

tap in

[wintry cypress]

hard asf

[craggy blaze]

shovelboosting so fun

shame there's not a sniper in postal 2 that doesn't have explosive rounds

would have been funnier

[wintry cypress]

damn this game is actually so trash

it still baffles me that theres sbmm in a casual gamemode

just ruins it entirely

[devout tusk]

those 6 dudes on wattson caustic and catalyst in control

[arctic violet]

three caustic inside the building of zeus station🥶

[wintry cypress]

im in pain

i fulltracked someone grappling across my screen

and it didnt fucking clip

of course the fucking arc star just falls off

why is that even a thing

[dull falcon]

physics

[devout tusk]

lmaooo so sorry

[wintry cypress]

😭

[manic lily]

is 44cm/360 low?

[craggy blaze]

eh

below 20 is high

above 50 is low

[manic lily]

nice ok

[proven pulsar]

lmaooo

apex moment

™️

[little verge]

Realistic. She still has armour so it just deflected the bladed edge of the arc star like armour SHOULD do. If you want it to stick and stay there you need to break her armour first.

[dull falcon]

dude this took forever

[distant hill]

low-medium

[devout tusk]

theres just no way hawaiianboi183 did this to me

[quaint karma]

what a name

[quaint karma]

true but i think hes cheating so idk man

people say dont hackusate off results

but thats just ridiculous

[devout tusk]

:o

[quaint karma]

you dont play ranked for what

1.5k hours

and are suddenly better than people with 10k+ hours

vastly better

it just doesnt happen

where is all this gamesense coming from?

the flawless positioning?

i guess its just boundless talent man

3 scrims and solo carrying in psq

and when he first started playing ranked i remember he used to post clips here of him 1v3ing and shit

andpros hackusating him

nah i dont believe it for a second

2.5k hours on this game is fuck all, especially if you spent 1000h in the firing range

[devout tusk]

i havent watched any of his games so

[quaint karma]

he was by far the best player in all of PSQ

46 kills first round

hsi 2 teammates both had 5

[devout tusk]

lmao

[quaint karma]

46 kills in 4 games btw

[devout tusk]

some season 0 shit

[quaint karma]

he ran over some people who were in pro league before

just ran them over by himself

• all the t2 comp grinders

he did all that with 3 scrims

under his belt

and the 2.5k hours on apes

x

and his teammates certainly did not enable them cuz theyre utter garbage

his lifeline was level 60

enable him*

seems like he asked his irl friends to play

or some shit

so he was igling them too

yeah for sure man

there was nothing that really stood out

except for his flawless positioning

and his ability to navigate every fight by himself sometimes

just incredibly aware of all things

[proven pulsar]

who yall talking about

[quaint karma]

king viktor

[proven pulsar]

who that

[quaint karma]

no one

some kid from here

emea hacker

as far as im concerned

or you know just the most talented player to ever touch apex

its a toss up

if he is legit then hes miles ahead of almost anyone

doing what he does with this little time

1h of gametime to him is 100h for someone else

[hollow anchor]

I hate promotional trials.

[proven pulsar]

thoughts on conduit?

[sturdy falcon]

any trackers in chat

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18AWJTb75pyxQ8-0vUK73Ed8U5sReB1h9toAU5O8Yw9w/edit?usp=sharing

Need some scores in tracking scens to help me make score requirements anything would be greatly appreciated

[proven pulsar]

what the requirements for

[sturdy falcon]

it's going to be a bench based on variants of vt scens

[sturdy falcon]

and the reqs get harder along with the levels

[sturdy falcon]

tyy

[proven pulsar]

any apex gamer in chat

[scarlet plank]

Can I just play a normal apex game?

[dull falcon]

how do they let u stand still a and not do damage

[gleaming willow]

What cheats would I be using

People don’t have one clip of me doing anything sus

[strange canyon]

damn

that was nice

[vague nexus]

Ignore the haters, theyre mad at you cause they aint you

[half salmon]

crouch dogger life

[placid root]

Lurching, my beloved 😍

[urban sluice]

????

[turbid spire]

damn chill nosh

[wintry cypress]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/907484009360162846/1178468429448093737/Replay_2023-11-26_23-16-39-00.01.23.333-00.01.27.500-50mb.mp4?ex=65764140&is=6563cc40&hm=dbcb4779cb21151de4a72077f10c03bba7d245ef0f82d7b3ab692770d1987665&

Rolla strafe

[raven hull]

Why did i quit in S4, i didnt get those flatline skins

i will forever be mad at myself for that

[wintry cypress]

🤣

[raven hull]

it hurts even more because i use the flatline more than most AR's because its more interesting

burst weapons are so boring

[mental ridge]

i already orderd it in the past and im sending it back for my big hands its to slim my index and ringfinger naturally wanna lay on the edges of the mouse buttons

im trying the x2v2 mini it seems like ill have a better mousewheel and lighter clicks than my lamzu and since its shorter it wont annoy me with its hump

[wintry cypress]

in fucking pubs? 😭

[scarlet plank]

They were farming 4ks

The loba didn't even get hers

Me and my duo were dead laughing

[raven hull]

Its actually so braindead to me that people will flex boosted icons or ranks

like does that actually make them feel good

"look at this thing i didnt get properly"

https://tenor.com/view/dies-of-cringe-cringe-gif-20747133

[wintry cypress]

im just happy i dont have to play ranked again

got my masters badge couple seasons ago

i quit lol

[craggy blaze]

https://fxtwitter.com/anthony_aroma/status/1180894077216272385

[craggy blaze]

hopefully arenas never comes back so I dont have to grind pred again

[light rapids]

s17 gang 🤝

[raven hull]

the most valuable masters badge

[light rapids]

my only one 💪

[wintry cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629

[wintry cypress]

same

[wintry cypress]

i wouldnt bother even if it came back, id just play arenas pubs

[scarlet plank]

Every time I've gotten a first 4k, I've been so excited. I can clearly remember my first one on Wattson, my main, and how I was shaking at the end. That was also a 24 kill, 5800 DMG game, no flex

The joy and excitement of actually getting is worth more than the badge or the "flex" to me. These guys didn't get that experience, and never will be able to, so honestly, I'm not upset

[raven hull]

Yeah exactly, ive just never understood why people boost for them. Does it make them feel cool showing it off even tho their gameplay would show they are actually shitters.

I've seen plenty of 20 bomb, 4k damage people who have no idea what crosshair placement is or cant aim for shit. When you see that you know they either boosted or bought an account.

[craggy blaze]

see you have discipline

I'd devolve back

[raven hull]

return to monke

[wintry cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/langostino19gif-go-back-i-want-to-be-monkey-gif-19679655

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-gif-22052184

[craggy blaze]

no but i literallt would just become a monkey again and ape arenas for 13 hours a day

[light rapids]

with an lstar?

or mozam

[toxic magnet]

you had an unparalleled mental for solo queuing that shit idk how you did it

[unborn token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/975497823523057755/1141394659873136770/attachment-1.gif

[craggy blaze]

literally

I was the only one

[toxic magnet]

i mean it made your havoc demonic

[craggy blaze]

everyone else would soloqueue a little and then 3 stack

[craggy blaze]

ive lost my touch

💔

[toxic magnet]

nooo 😭

liv nooooo

[craggy blaze]

I'll lock it in

[toxic magnet]

arenas was a dark time

[craggy blaze]

a few range sessions and ill be back

[toxic magnet]

but i miss all the streams

all the arena grinders that would pop off when they were off stream gaining 1k a day+ get on stream and take L after L

[craggy blaze]

yeah because u can just grind arenas there wasn't really a way to like

lose a shit ton of points

like in br at the time

[toxic magnet]

i miss it

[craggy blaze]

it's different now but then it was like

-400 in br

[toxic magnet]

BR gets lethal at times

maybe one day ranked arenas comes back

[craggy blaze]

also br u would lose mental fast and games were long

arenas u could just lock it in or swap

[toxic magnet]

arena was great you beat a good team twice in a row their mental was shot and they left the server

arenas was more time consuming then difficult but i only played in s15 i can’t comment on before that

all the way till the final week the pred cap was doable and then the cap went crazy over 1k a day

no way was anyone legit holding that

[craggy blaze]

which split

2nd split was impossibpe

there was maybe like 20 legitimate preds split 2

[toxic magnet]

i played first and second but i couldn’t keep up

was not possible

[craggy blaze]

First was doable

it was 15k 78 days

[toxic magnet]

oh damn

[craggy blaze]

90ap a day

[toxic magnet]

second split ended around the same no?

[craggy blaze]

higher

[toxic magnet]

jesus

[craggy blaze]

2nd split was like 15.9

[toxic magnet]

them +60s went crazy

[craggy blaze]

and 25 days

[toxic magnet]

💀💀

[craggy blaze]

yea

300~ ap a day

like 25 games a day

+12

it was simply not doable

😭

[toxic magnet]

oh the dreaded +12s

dropping 4-5k damage to carry 2 randoms against a pred 3 stack to then see only a +12 🥵

[half salmon]

lf rankers

[dull falcon]

hi people\

[raven hull]

[wintry cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/ayyoooo-ayoo-ayyoo-gif-24286843

[main merlin]

Bro mixtape too free sometimes

[light rapids]

pretty good emoji isnt it

[manic lily]

is dynamic clicking exercises worth it for apex?

[mystic agate]

no just play tdm br sucks

[icy isle]

here is a useless spot that yoiu'll probably never need

https://medal.tv/games/apex-legends/clips/1FZLAYoPaU4hna/d1337Wx5nr8N?invite=cr-MSwxTEYsNzA4MTIzODIs

[wintry cypress]

Oh shid wat da hell 🗣‼️

[raven hull]

If you hit the zip that would have been an 11/10 clip

but because you didnt go far enough ill have to dock some points

3/10

[icy isle]

fair enough

[wintry cypress]

Monke

[main merlin]

Until you got literal new players as teamates

[manic lily]

what do you use for ADS sens multiplier

[craggy blaze]

https://fxtwitter.com/K9Livv/status/1729240202387001463

[half salmon]

snipe caprah on some scen

and post it with #transrights

[craggy blaze]

dude

idk caprahs scores

[lusty vault]

Apex legends

What is the new caprah lore

[light rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/mokeysniper/status/1729250391949242407?s=20

real

[wintry cypress]

Me when im shooting dummies in the firing range and my screen vibrates with a magnitude of 5.7 on the richter scale

[torn oyster]

VT apep event - czk29jzm

TDM / Control

[dull falcon]

just @ him

[craggy blaze]

nah i have to beat him first

[torn oyster]

if we get more people we can do VT duo's

[toxic magnet]

the match making was ass nobody can debate this it was so far in favour of 3 stacks it’s wild

[lusty vault]

GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE

WE NEED LIKE 2 MFERS

[lusty vault]

!

[scarlet plank]

This some bogus. My duo just got cross progression, and it gave him a new stack of promotional matches that are counting as normal placements. Except he is starting at his normal rank, so he's really just getting 10 free games to rank up.

[quaint karma]

perfectly thought out ranked system

[calm shuttle]

[worn sparrow]

guys why do some people like to punch in these r5 servers when they run out of ammo

or just like to punch up close

maybe i just need to git gud so i can kill them before they kill me with a punch

[worn sparrow]

this probably gonna get abused when the ratters/boosters find out

[proven pulsar]

me

oh wait that msg was in the AM

LMAO

nvm

[half salmon]

i would play rn but i dont have a desk rn

id have to wait another 2 hours

[proven pulsar]

oh i cant rn anyway dw

i should be up in 48hrs from now

doing final college projects this week ⚰️

[worn sparrow]

lol the r5 amogus server is silly

very amusing

but the hitboxes are huge im sure

i whiff way more than in that server

[craggy blaze]

r5r is a shitfest now sadly

[dull falcon]

catalyst on algs bouta go crazyu

[lapis moat]

remove the ping kick on karma and these lowbobs on NA will know true fear

[craggy blaze]

roller players are infesting the servers still

I can't even tell good mnk from roller anymore because mnk players aren't lurching

the rollavirus spreads even beyond it's own breadth

[lapis moat]

good

the strafecels will win

[dull falcon]

Doki how do i breakthrough

I feel hardstuck rn

[lapis moat]

i just get on and play idk

i’m more and more convinced that its all reading and understanding intention

[dull falcon]

so real

[raven hull]

A new goat has been born

[craggy blaze]

lurchpilled

[dense sonnet]

I could have the VT APEX code in advance (I can't get it) ( kovaak's )

[raven hull]

Fellas i need a new controller, mines got insane drift. What roller do you recommend, i should point out its not for apex but for playing stuff from my bed etc.

[wintry cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/xbox-xbox-controller-esports-video-games-ps5-gif-16829178

[half salmon]

just get a ps5 controller regardless

or a gamesir g7 se

[raven hull]

yeah i figured, i was looking at ps5 controllers but most are sold out atm

[half salmon]

gamesir g7se is less likely to get stick drift

but its wired

so off

oof

[raven hull]

[half salmon]

ur only choice is to just buy a ps4 or ps5 controller

[raven hull]

Im not really in a rush so ill wait for them to restock on amazon

Pain

[half salmon]

new desk YURRR

[raven hull]

very nice wooden look

classy

[lethal wraith]

https://www.reddit.com/r/CompetitiveApex/comments/185emvu/what_are_mnks_current_comparative_advantages/

lmfao the comments

[raven hull]

First thing i see

this is going to be a fun comment section

[little verge]

Literally the only thing we have is moving vs looting (irrelevant due to how fast you can armour swap) and context specific keys (healing while holding a door).

Oh and being able to alt tab out of the game and watch YouTube after we get one magged.

[lapis moat]

@craggy blaze r5 is fucking dogshit with these mnk CREATURES playing passive

what the glitch

its actually worse than rollers?

[proven pulsar]

Apex

[raven hull]

Legends

[lapis moat]

nevermind r5 is fun i fought a real player

real brains real strafes

[edgy crane]

They ping locked karma?

[half salmon]

yea

200

[raven hull]

200 seems reasonable tbh

like even when i connect to na or asia im usually under 200

[gusty pendant]

the only fun thing about r5 is the no aa among us server

[lapis moat]

shit sucks so bad

EU is legit full of creatures playing passive

[urban sluice]

the greatest thing to ever happen to r5

[lapis moat]

ohh yea bro let the guy on 200 ping swing u for sure

[urban sluice]

I'm EU and play on Karma NA

eu servers are bullshit

[lapis moat]

and then i played on jp and that has even MORE creatures

locking guns and playing even more passive

[gusty pendant]

eu server is shit sometimes i get 150 ping for no reason

[lapis moat]

karma kicks me sadly

[gusty pendant]

i have less ping on karma

[urban sluice]

the EU server is unstable too

cant even jump sometimes

[gusty pendant]

karma is not bad at least from eu

[urban sluice]

yeah I get like 70 ping on karma somehow

[gusty pendant]

i get 110 its playable

but 70% of the players on karma are roller

[craggy blaze]

im tellin u

r5r is shit

the rollavirus spreads beyond it's own input

[raven hull]

did someone say roller virus

wait i might actually have to become a roller player for a while. I have tendon injections friday and i have no clue if or for how long ill have to rest my arm

i've become the very cringe i hate

[craggy blaze]

💔

[half salmon]

viktor joined shiv and xeriffer

lol

[craggy blaze]

huge

[half salmon]

dude they might make PL

no cap

[craggy blaze]

plexezz and sherb and tayko got PL no?

for psq1

[half salmon]

lf rankingtons

need masters...

[craggy blaze]

https://fxtwitter.com/TaykoTKI/status/1729487494201156060

[half salmon]

so sad PENI5 didnt make pro league

😭

[urban sluice]

rigged

[craggy blaze]

I trust tayko and plexezz but sherb has like 1000 hours and was (supposedly) on mnk

even tho roller player

i need to see it at lan .

https://fxtwitter.com/sherbeert/status/1728823749779280106

[raven hull]

wait these promo trial req are horrible if you soloq lol

[proven pulsar]

Me

Carry me to gold first

[raven hull]

mood

gold promo games rn

given the calibre of randoms ive had

ill be here for the rest of the season

[half salmon]

please someone get on 😭

[proven pulsar]

I'll get on right now and carry your ass to pred if you paypal me $500

[unborn token]

sherb is goated

just insane

[little verge]

Yooo, I feel like it's been ages

You still beaming dorks in Apex?

[proven pulsar]

It's been like 5 seasons lol

[proven pulsar]

Getting back to it

Doing vaaks daily to get back there and running soloq pubs

Maybe I'll go for masters this season

[little verge]

Naisu, I expect to see some good videos in the future!

[raven hull]

certified apex moment when my jumpmaster hot drops us, i get to shoot 1 shot before getting insta downed by 3 seperate teams shooting me

pog

[craggy blaze]

dope

[half salmon]

AUGHHHH

i love contesting

[novel stream]

eu voltaic two btw- idk why people get emotionally invested into the 1v1s

what a joke

[dull falcon]

I just insult controller players on there

Like its impossible for me to not always bring up the fact that i peak instant ai. Punch and i have to fight for my life to correct my aim while my screen is shaking

[novel stream]

impecable mindset

[half salmon]

https://vxtwitter.com/qt_eira/status/1729329426821681345?t=XRGzHHH4_ReWu0z4jA3SUA&s=19
literally badges do not matter why she so pressed 😭😭

[proven pulsar]

got their ego hurt

imagine getting killed by that pathy

[urban sluice]

seems like you're a bit invested in those 1v1s too if he's reacting like that

[lethal wraith]

damn there's no real humans left on r5r 1v1s

the finals waiting room

too bad no one cares about all the stupid metagaming going on

https://vxtwitter.com/xeriffer/status/1729561574640095489

[unborn token]

Damn

[unborn token]

Average apex shitter

[lethal wraith]

this guys is an S-tier timewaster on r5r

[unborn token]

@half salmon watch me get blasted by this talentless player because I called them out

🗣️

Should've phrased it diff actually forgot they turned off sbmm and people could farm toddlers for 4ks

[half salmon]

btw they got their only 4k 20 bomb last month

at 10k kills

and egoing that pathy

💀💀💀

[lusty vault]

Is the gamemode staying

[unborn token]

But try getting a 4k when yr fighting 10k kill pred roller stacks

Yeah for sure

[unborn token]

It's gone

[unborn token]

Actual dog

Prob bc sbmm was turned off

Last month XD

[lusty vault]

Then so am I

I actuslly came back to play

[unborn token]

Let me ego some random player that killed me in pubs because they don't have a 4k with a high amount of kills

Makes absolute sense

[half salmon]

calling people casuals in comments

[unborn token]

I saw yr comment and she said Abt not taking a 1

100% she peaked a 3 man

Guaranteed

[half salmon]

"umm im not a casual because im not 4-3 linear horizon and i do movement"

ermmm no one cares?!?@?@?

[unborn token]

People's egos on twitter need to be giga texted

Tested

Shit is insane

[half salmon]

this so funnyyy

[unborn token]

Definitely lost because she has no idea how to single out 1v1s and actually play solo trios but ego trips and egos someone on Twitter bc of a badge

Fucking clown behavior

[honest heron]

Mental illness

[unborn token]

More movement

💀

[half salmon]

ermm i do more movemen5

so im not casual...

[honest heron]

Me when I superglide into a kraber bullet

[unborn token]

4-3 linear horizon is the definition of a not casual player

[half salmon]

dawg u got ur 4k20 last month 😭😭

[unborn token]

Erm I actually play the game. 2 hours every 5 lightyears and can superglide

Not a casual

🗣️

[honest heron]

"""movement""" players are so cringe only like 1% of them are good

[half salmon]

last month u were that pathy

[honest heron]

The rest U can just stand still and one clip them

[lusty vault]

Who are we talking about

[unborn token]

@half salmon do y know that person

[half salmon]

eh some random twitter pub egoist

[half salmon]

no

[lusty vault]

Why can’t apex players exist without egoing

[half salmon]

making fun of people for not having badges

so cringe

[unborn token]

Bc apex gives the biggest sense of achievement to shitters

[half salmon]

4k20s mean literally nothing nowadays

[lusty vault]

It’s not a hard game

4K never meant anything

[unborn token]

People thinking they r insane at the game?
Plays pubs against complete ai / 3 stacks the fuck out of it

[lusty vault]

20 held something very early on

But it was so easy then

Everyone was horrible

[honest heron]

Game isn't easy but badges are a meme

[unborn token]

Bro you could get on a couple weeks ago and fight literal toddlers

[half salmon]

i can barely get 20 bombs nowadays lmao

[honest heron]

Def not the case now

[unborn token]

I got pushed by a hound crouched

[half salmon]

my highest this szn was like 18 kills in ranked

[lusty vault]

It’s a lot harder to get 20 now imo unless you quit for seasons and get bronze gsmes

[half salmon]

i barely play pubs anymore

[lusty vault]

Then it’s not

[unborn token]

My highest in a solo trios is like 14

💀

[lusty vault]

But in pubs you’ll pull your hair out

[honest heron]

I'm fighting either complete AI or faide 2 electric boogaloo

[unborn token]

No I'm stupid

23

And then 14

Highest kills

Or 16

[half salmon]

i play ranked because it requires my 3 braincells to activate

[unborn token]

But still

[half salmon]

[unborn token]

Shits mad weird

Egoing over a badge is braindead

It's the same as a Sao pred telling you y suck

[half salmon]

i just autopiloting pubs

[honest heron]

Just get the badges and never use them, put goofy badges on instead

More afraid of the default skin mfs than 4k20s tbh

[proven pulsar]

i play ranked because if i have to put effort to get Ws in pubs might as well just go rank

[half salmon]

im more scared of default no badge horizons/pathy

[honest heron]

Real

[half salmon]

than fuckers with 20 bombs

[honest heron]

Default pathy is insane

[half salmon]

default horizons are like

undercover 10x predd

[proven pulsar]

bro the other day i got like 3 teammates with 4k/20s and ALL them sucked

[half salmon]

its insane

[proven pulsar]

like actual bots

either bought accounts or smth else idk

[unborn token]

I'm times more scared when I'm facing some blm or event badge guy

Fuck 20s

[half salmon]

bonus cheater points if they are arena pred

[unborn token]

Tru

[lusty vault]

I find if funmy this apex chat has been the same core people forever

[unborn token]

Like how 95% of that playerbase was cheaters

/ played w cheaters

But they want the mode back

Fucking clowns

[proven pulsar]

we just coming and going

[half salmon]

because its small

[proven pulsar]

cant get away from apex for too long

[half salmon]

small gamemode so easy for people to get into lobbies with each other

lmao

[lusty vault]

The only thing that got me to play it was three strikes

[unborn token]

Lol

[lusty vault]

Was acruelly enjoyable

Actually*

[unborn token]

It'll prob stay that way

[half salmon]

three strikes is genuinely depressing when not 3 stacked

[unborn token]

Was my last 3 strikes

[lusty vault]

I only play video games stacked

[half salmon]

3 stacked and i have like the best time

[proven pulsar]

apex in general

[unborn token]

I'd get way higher dmg but nosh is nosh

[proven pulsar]

whoop

[proven pulsar]

apex in general*

[lusty vault]

If I’m not a full stack I just go to something else than sit at my pad

Pc

Need all the boys

[half salmon]

bro i was playing 3 stacked and my dude was so lost in the sauce

he like passsed out 2 times

mid game

[lusty vault]

Im currently terrorizing cs2 faceit

[unborn token]

Reminds me when me nosh and zam

Played apex and everytime we died we drank

We ended up finishing a bottle of heny vodka and tequila

[half salmon]

i was playing ranked earlier

[unborn token]

We were out of it

[half salmon]

got 2 drunk people

[proven pulsar]

sometimes finding a 3 stack is harder than playing the game

[unborn token]

I had the clips but they r gone

[lusty vault]

Need Friends

[half salmon]

they were actually bricked LMAOO

[unborn token]

Bro wym

Ofc they r

They r drunk

[proven pulsar]

friends wont cut it

need ranked demons

[lusty vault]

Needs his badge

[half salmon]

i think i get masters tomorrow

my ass hurts

i stoppa at d1

@unborn token help me with my promo trials cuh

[proven pulsar]

how hard is going from d4 to d1 compared to literally any other rank below

[half salmon]

uh

[lusty vault]

I wonder if I’d get shit on in ranked

[half salmon]

surprisingly not that different

the lobbies are the same

no matter the rank

[proven pulsar]

mhmmm figures

[half salmon]

its just if u lose a contest u get punished harder

[proven pulsar]

didnt you kill me once in a ranked lobby

[half salmon]

i legit dropped like 10 kills earlier but died 11th due to unfortunate circumstances

[proven pulsar]

you were playing gibby i think in WE

youll be fine

[half salmon]

still lost points

that shit is so demotivating

[proven pulsar]

so kills are worthless till top 10?

[lusty vault]

I don’t think it was ranked

We ran into eachother in tdm

I was playing horizon or something

[proven pulsar]

mhm

i remember it being a diamond lobby

[half salmon]

no i just killed people below my mmr

[lusty vault]

Was a while ago

[proven pulsar]

idk it was like 5 seasons ago

[half salmon]

= i gain no rp

[lusty vault]

Yeah

[proven pulsar]

rip

[half salmon]

which is stupid but oh well

[lusty vault]

I play like once a year

[half salmon]

i had the same issue last season

id drop hella kills but gain almost no kp

its just me killing people below my mmr

[proven pulsar]

new ranked system sounds awful

[lusty vault]

I’ve heard that for 4 years

[proven pulsar]

i heard really good stuff about S13 system

sadly i had no time that season so never played it

[half salmon]

i dont have issues with getting stomped by triple stacked preds

[proven pulsar]

up to S14 ranked system didnt really change that much

well there is S12 that was freelo for every1

[unborn token]

Leaving soon

Picking up gf from work

[half salmon]

[unborn token]

Then gaming

Then

Coming home to gaming

[half salmon]

i going to sleep then

[unborn token]

[half salmon]

i grind to promo trials tomorrow

[unborn token]

Dw

I'm on degen schedule

[half salmon]

imagine i 1st try all my promo trials

[unborn token]

Real

[half salmon]

i 1st tried my plat->diamond trial

that was hella lucky

[proven pulsar]

how does trial work

[half salmon]

u get an objective to finish within a certain amount of games

or u get demoted

[proven pulsar]

what kind of objective

[half salmon]

i dont remember the trials but plat to dia is to win a game

u have 7 tries to win a game

really hard

trials below that is like

finish top 5 with uhh idk 5 kills 3 times or win a game

silver to gold is free

[proven pulsar]

im still

silver 1

[half salmon]

silver to gold trials is easy

u just need like 3 kills top 10 3 times i think

or win a game

plat to dia and dia to masters are the hardest ones

both u have to win a game to get promoted

[proven pulsar]

o

lobbies are different as well right

huh

[half salmon]

err

not really tbh

u get matched with literally everyone

and anyone

u just pray for the easiest lobbies of ur life during promo trials

[gusty pendant]

i won all my trials by winning a game

play early eu time if you can lobbies are rly easy + no cheaters

[half salmon]

singapore is also good

u get more cheaters but the normal players arent triple stacked preds

u fight silvers-plats skill on avg

[proven pulsar]

damn it might be time to change sv

[half salmon]

ocassional pred/cheater

[proven pulsar]

i think i get like 300 ping on sg

😭

[half salmon]

dont play anything higher than 200 tbh

its just bad

u die in wraith Q

horizon Q buggy af

[gusty pendant]

300 ping is unplayable imo

[proven pulsar]

ive played 200 its not too bad

20 tick rate servers are good for high ping apparently

[half salmon]

meh i disagree

in like an aim duel u get fucked first

and hit reg

@unborn token HAHAH

pub egoist couldnt handle ir no more

[proven pulsar]

really depends, like on high ping youll die behind walls but you get to see/shoot at your enemies before they do

shouldnt be trying to get into aim duels at that ping ye

[half salmon]

u also cant jiggle peek as good

• horizon is unplayable

valk is unplayable

[proven pulsar]

2x wallhacks + gibby exploit game sense and avoid 1v1s

ez money

[unborn token]

LMFAO

[dull falcon]

Yall remember that they them person that was in here

And like they had like an identity crisis thing going on where like theyd start identifying withe characters or something

[proven pulsar]

what the fuck

when did that happen

[dull falcon]

It was a while back

I

Master detective

Idk why the fuck i remember pointless things

[proven pulsar]

on the apex chat

wild

[carmine viper]

This dude went in the arenafps chat and was whining about how he cant play quake champions because whenever he sees nyx it hurts his self esteem. I told him to go to a mental health clinic.

[lethal wraith]

honestly I want to see how many people actually succeeded at that shit

I wouldn't doubt if like 99% ranked up by winning a game

[hollow anchor]

So tired of these trials man I win a game right before my trials, get into trials and its nothing but 3 stack pros and chinese hackers, fall out of trials and win the next game... I must have done like 20 trials by now trying to get into diamond shits so ass

my duo has gone from d4 to d2 in the time ive been stuck on the trials

and we played every game together lol

[vague nexus]

yeah, i remmember them whining about sucking at apex at least once a week

havent seen any more schizo posts

[manic lily]

what does everyone use for ADS sens multiplier

[hollow anchor]

default 1.0

[half salmon]

i play with my 2 3 and 4x a bit higher

[carmine viper]

.42069

[dense sonnet]

hello, I could have the VT APEX code in advance (I can't get it, it couldn't be found in the ONLINE playlist) (kovaak's)

[devout tusk]

Emery my goat

Vt bronze more hours talking about how attractive valorant cahacters are than playong kovaaks

[proven pulsar]

That's real though

[devout tusk]

Ye but they said they cant play the game out of how jealous they feel

Of their attractiveness

Where is my other goat

Dongie

I miss dongieposts

[little verge]

The dongie montage lives rent free in my head to this very day

[proven pulsar]

@astral pebble

[manic lily]

is dynamic clicking routines worth it for apex

[carmine viper]

He also said he couldn't play titanfall 2 because of a certain in game banner.

[devout tusk]

i hope theyve found peace

wit themselves

[placid root]

aim

[manic lily]

lol nice aim

feels good to beat most people you fight

[placid root]

definitely

[manic lily]

anyway.

[proven pulsar]

ye

[dull falcon]

Joy2key

[nova girder]

same

[worn sparrow]

the only way i can tell for sure is they hit the "do not change opponent" thing when next to the button as they reload

[worn sparrow]

ahh that is my level of shotgun aiming

[dull falcon]

MY FRIEND NEEDS A KEUYBOARD FOR LIKE 80 BUCKS ANY SUGGESTIONS

[honest heron]

nahhh i have a few good games and suddenly im fighting mf spades

[hollow anchor]

https://www.keychron.com/products/keychron-v4-qmk-custom-mechanical-keyboard I use this its been pretty good to me

[half salmon]

womier s-k71

[strange canyon]

tiktok shop keyboard

[last canopy]

Which heirloom should I get? I have enough shards to get one.

[edgy crane]

I got revs

Yesterday

But i have all the ones i wanted and i play rev alit

[dull falcon]

cross progression did nothing

https://outplayed.tv/media/0kOddN

[hollow anchor]

https://streamable.com/77yi45

[edgy crane]

lf2 ranked

[craggy blaze]

@half salmon https://fxtwitter.com/ClubberJoe94/status/1729806519087120889

reply "job" thanks guy

s

[light rapids]

wtf am i reading

[craggy blaze]

https://fxtwitter.com/ClubberJoe94/status/1729816091709345977

bro does not know

[half salmon]

i asked him to go band for band LMAOOO

[craggy blaze]

I saw bri

this guy is PISSED

[half salmon]

hopefully he doesnt pull up with more than 3k

because my job dont pay taht much 😭

[craggy blaze]

dude dw

hes like 16

[light rapids]

nah this guy living off his parents twiddling his thumbs all day

[craggy blaze]

no sane adult talks abt monmys money

[light rapids]

aint no way he is old enough to have a job

[light rapids]

exactly

[craggy blaze]

yea he lives off his parents

[safe igloo]

3 tale tell signs of a dumbass on twitter, crypto/nft, sports pfp, something about God fearing.

[craggy blaze]

[half salmon]

hey i do too 😭 except my parents refuse to let me move out

asian parents

[craggy blaze]

no he doesn't have a job

like his parents pay for his food and shit

he is #unemployed

[safe igloo]

Eat them

[light rapids]

bruh i'd be glad to still be able to live with my parents
saves you so much money

[half salmon]

they were like "u no move out until u have child"

[light rapids]

damn ok

[half salmon]

good for me ig i get to save all my money from my job

[light rapids]

well i was basically free to leave whenever i wanted to
and i had to at 19 bcs of my job

cuz i didnt wanna commute for like 2hours per day

[half salmon]

fortunate my uni and job are within like a 10 minute drive from my house

plus my parents legit dont mind covering living expenses for me

cus they want me to save as much money i make as possible

when i eventually move out i could genuinely just get a house

[wintry cypress]

vouch

i got the k8 pro

its amazing

no seethrough keycaps tho 😭

tbh a lot of keychron keybs are good

[wintry cypress]

damn im still living with parents rn

thought tbf im still in college so

the fuck

why it look so weird

[light rapids]

What's weird about it

[edgy crane]

yes ik

i noticed it aswell

the corners are cut off for some reason

[placid root]

What

[craggy blaze]

your movement too good !!?!?!?!??!! +joy_spoofui 1 ?!?!??! joy2key ?!??!?!

[light rapids]

Lots of JOY 🥳

[craggy blaze]

ximjoy happy life

[light rapids]

[light rapids]

[raven hull]

the scuffed grammar just makes it that much better

[dusky summit]

voltaic servers off for a bit of maintenace on r5

[placid root]

I am going to run over a family of 5

[wary star]

https://streamable.com/8y9l1f LMFAO

this was so random

[placid root]

Lethal Company mentioned RAHHHHHHHH

[craggy blaze]

oh

[dull falcon]

Why do ppl still think aim assist does nothing like ppl dont buy xims and stuff like that dor it not to do anything

[wintry cypress]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSC_PJXVXwE&ab_channel=Snake

sex

mf hit celestial smoothbot and got free controller aim

[hollow anchor]

I nutted

[wintry cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/ch0colatchaud-burst-gif-21178804