gameplay-highlights

[tame adder]

^^^ what is ur rl username

[opal current]

Uh idk I forgot I’m employed

[tame adder]

🤣

'forgot

i bet you dont even play rocket league

[opal current]

I do

[covert current]

Cap

[opal current]

I’m ssl

[covert current]

Sure...

So am I

In knockout

@silent yacht = @opal current

[opal current]

Yea

I do whatever I want

I say whatever I want

I count up money for fun

[serene terrace]

https://medal.tv/games/rocket-league/clips/jmaxvATMwtnsQ-oR4?invite=cr-MSw5SXMsMjEzNTU5NTUzLA clean or no

[tame adder]

like what, roblox money?

[old thunder]

Too cold

[opal current]

I’m better

[serene terrace]

i bet u are\

[simple summit]

wdym

imma be editting his clips rn

[frosty tundra]

it looked that way tbh

[frosty tundra]

not this chimp again

[steep orchid]

Christmas Merry

[steep orchid]

lmao

[opal current]

Who are you bud

[frosty tundra]

im glad you dont remember me

[silent elk]

ur clips are meh 😠

[candid eagle]

wrong image bro

[ornate sleet]

your worst nightmare👹👹

[rich herald]

Good breezie?

[rustic mantle]

the phone vibrations 😭

[ornate sleet]

not rlly but keep it up

[lost token]

you back to rl?

[merry snow]

fail https://medal.tv/games/rocket-league/clips/jm6W7xM0fjBal-lQv?invite=cr-MSxsVTIsMjE2MTM0ODM0LA

[wise saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/how-you-felt-hero-tough-tough-guy-how-you-felt-after-saying-that-gif-12464623776561746518

[lost token]

https://tenor.com/view/babyland-gif-9952028297821205983

[weak notch]

Nice 😂 what’s your 2s rank now any improvements since diamond

[lost token]

i got to champ iirc

yeah i did

[weak notch]

I’m so sad bruh I’m hardstuck c2d4 - c3 mainly cuz smurfs icl but I neeeeed to improve 😭

[lost token]

barely champ because i stopped right after getting it but yeah

[weak notch]

Nice c2 soon?

[lost token]

maybe

[weak notch]

Nah u got it ez

What about 1s

[lost token]

i havent played in a bit so im still d2 div 3 ish

might do a 1s session now

[wise saffron]

same

[weak notch]

I never play 1s cuz I’m scared but i main 2s anyway and play it a lot so always be improving

[weak notch]

What’s your peak

[wise saffron]

c1 div 4 since i came back

i'm the reason Sez improved 🥱

frfr

[weak notch]

When u came back

[merry snow]

rate the fail 1-10 of uninstalling

[weak notch]

New cam settings needed use First Killers

[merry snow]

ok

[weak notch]

Wait nvm I mean beastmode

[merry snow]

k

[candid eagle]

not necessarily just having fun with it

[weak notch]

Blud quit 💀 do you not get fed dopamine when you peak in game

Nah it’s acc probs your time I quit for 2 years came back and games better than ever

Except for when me and my mates all played and we were gold 😞

[lost token]

🧢

[candid eagle]

lmao honestly what happened is i got a 97.95% total in school and my parents got mad so now I gotta prepare for next term

[weak notch]

What did he even do 😭

[candid eagle]

so absolutely no time to play except for an hour at most

[lost token]

he trolled my setups 🙄

[weak notch]

Is that not good

[candid eagle]

last term year i got 99% so yeah 1% down isnt good apparently

[weak notch]

What’s that even mean. If anything I made u improve 🤭😎🙄

[weak notch]

I swear 95 gotta be an A 💀

You need to put your parents in check lil bro

[candid eagle]

even tho i got 100 on every subject except language subjects, the subject that made me fall so low was biology, 82 in that…

82 because i was drained as hell from the previous subject

biology was the finak exam, i already had damn enough

[candid eagle]

they want to put me in college here, its too expensive they want me to just get it for free ig

the only way for that to happen is if i get 99% next year in 11th grade, im cooked dawg

[weak notch]

😂 fairs icl I’ve never revised before like maximum 5 hours I need to be like u 🙏 and lock in

[candid eagle]

lmfaoo im looked in without my own will 🤣

[weak notch]

💀 good and bad thing overly worked by parents but they will make u succeed

[candid eagle]

here are my grades for reference:

English: 96 (I don’t know how I’m supposed to write a 3 page essay in 45 minutes)
Arabic: 96 (Worst language ever too damn hard)
Religion: 98 (I sold)
_
Every other subject 100, including the hard ones

Biology: 82 💀🙏

[candid eagle]

ong bro, this time i seriously dont think being overworked help me succeed

i was so drained in the exam, imagine only getting 4 hours of sleep each day for 2 weeks

and its your final exam you cant wait to finally get done with it

[lost token]

i cant even study for more than 5 minutes without getting distracted, forgetting everything or hating my life

i seriously dont get how people do it for hours every day

[weak notch]

I swear when I’m a parent ima get my kid to do sports and revise and attempt to make them smart but I’m gonna play video games with them till 2 am 😭 and just be chill

[candid eagle]

i honestly hate studying, but i feel like im just trained to somehow like it when theres an important exam tomorrow, i dont know how my mind works sometimes

[weak notch]

Bro I always just hop on my phone I did night before revision for my sociology for like 3 hours I spent 2 on my phone 💀

[candid eagle]

Lmaoo, i wish parents were like that for us

[weak notch]

Nah ye it’s just routine

[candid eagle]

probably

although i hated math from the beginning even when i study it like that but its wtv lol

[weak notch]

For me idk what your school and stuff is but I’m in England and my last year of secondary school was the most fun 😂

I did not take it seriously at all I didn’t revise once still did good and school was just prime I miss it

[candid eagle]

lmao my school is like this 50 year old small school with a single class for each year

everyone in my school barely knows how to speak 1 english word its insane

[candid eagle]

aw you’re lucky to have parents who dont care as long as you get above 90 lmao

thats what my friends’ parents think

but, i am an only child after all theyre not so

[weak notch]

You can still enjoy school ik it’s mad hard pressure and that to hit their standards

Do you revise every day

[candid eagle]

theres just nothing to enjoy tbh in my school

people are seperated in each playground, the busses smell and its just not fun

[candid eagle]

almost

[weak notch]

Worse part is idk if it’s bad for you but small school it might be harder to use school as a getaway from your fam

[lost token]

honestly

[weak notch]

Yeah that’s crazy I feel if your son is revising everyday they gotta respect you more 😂 but they just want the best from u I guess

[lost token]

i saw my sister have private lessons and study all day every day just for colleges not to accept her

after that i felt like studying has even less of a point than before

[candid eagle]

oh yeah fs

[candid eagle]

honestly the only reason i didnt get grounded for 6 months was because they realized that i genuinely put in hard work

[candid eagle]

thats what scares me tbh

[weak notch]

Yeah I can’t bring myself to study cuz none of my family members have gone to Uni to 😭 I don’t even wanna go Uni either

[candid eagle]

plus, i literally pull up chatgpt to study some subjects

[lost token]

not to mention how insanely outdated and ridiculous the school system is

[weak notch]

Nah chat gbt useful

[candid eagle]

it just feels like learning subjects just doesnt feel useful anymore in the future

feels like im wasting my time to live in a future world where nobody gives a dang about your degrees

[lost token]

cough religion

people can believe what they want, but why teach it in schools

[candid eagle]

how can we add more stress and filling subjects so our students get even more overworked?

[weak notch]

Not even subjects the basic knowledge of maths and English is good but nothing else is needed unless u wanna learn language or something

[frail spoke]

In HS you will enjoy it

[rich herald]

Who needs to reach ssl free just dm me

[lost token]

she said that to me. my mom has a disability. and she knows that.

[frail spoke]

This is debatable

[lost token]

english is useless in schools

[weak notch]

Education is just built to make you conform to society standards and become a worker

[lost token]

theyve taught us present simple for 4 years.

[frail spoke]

This is also debatable

[lost token]

i learnt english on my own. from youtube. in 4th grade. its useless

[candid eagle]

yes, but the way they teach it and the school system as a whole makes it extremely stressful that you forget everything you learned after the exams

[weak notch]

Yh it is but just feels that way tbf

[lost token]

schools are made to make you a obedient factory worker. its what its built around. thats how the system has worked for 200 years

[frail spoke]

School teaches you mid level stuff which is necessary to then learn higher level (higher education) to contribute to a developing society

[candid eagle]

its not even “learning” its who has the best memorization.
its not being “smart”

[frail spoke]

I’m sorry but memorization is the base of learning?

[candid eagle]

and the worst part is its no different than prisons.

[lost token]

you dont get to make your own schedule, creativity and passion isnt encouraged, you need permission to go do basically anything, and they dont get if you dont learn as fast as others

[weak notch]

Fr

[lost token]

didnt understand todays math lesson? too bad, youll be behind for the rest of the year

[frail spoke]

Dry much definitely is

You can leave whenever your legal guardians let you

[candid eagle]

the way everything is taught is by memorizing. Your memory of things you learn fades over time, how is that supposed to be a good way of teaching?

There are so many long and complicated things that I remember only because they were so fun to learn, their idea of “learning” is horrendous, same with their executions of it.

[lost token]

wrong

[weak notch]

I also disagree school is fun and ima highkey miss it

[frail spoke]

???

[lost token]

if you dont get atleast a high school diploma, youre almost guaranteed to be working dead end jobs for the rest of your life

that might not even pay enough for you to support yourself

[frail spoke]

Exactly y’all act like school is anywhere near as bad as a 5 day a week, 9 to 5 job

[candid eagle]

This is what I’m saying, people make it seem like school and knowledge = money… it’s not.

[frail spoke]

GED

[lost token]

in a job you earn money

[frail spoke]

And in school you generally don’t pay taxes, have less work, more free time

[candid eagle]

Maybe that’s how you feel, but when you have parents who wont be happy with anything under a 99% i wish you good luck, thats my case

[frail spoke]

Half a year off in most places (don’t get that in work)

[weak notch]

I dread a 9-5 it’s just torture living same thing everyday

[lost token]

you make that sound so bad, but if school prepared you for it it wouldnt

[weak notch]

That’s why we all need to become rl pros 😭 to break out the matrix

[frail spoke]

USAF as a CC or medical personnel

[lost token]

school hasnt taught me how to apply to college, to a job, what a resume is, how to write the resume, find out what job or degree i would even be interested in.

[candid eagle]

it starts to feel like a full on chore, it does more harm to me than good. I have to say it.

I get overworked, sleep less, eat less, all for what? To be able to make money in the future? What a joke that is, clearly not the case.

[frail spoke]

Then post use usaf experience and college programs to take nursing

And then manage money well, early retirement

[lost token]

i havent had good sleep on a schoolday ever since i started middle school

like 4 years ago

[frail spoke]

Life is a game of priorities

[candid eagle]

dude in finals I barely get 3-4 hours of sleep daily, barely

and youre supposed to get 8 hours of sleep, how???

[frail spoke]

You aren’t using 100% of your time on schooling (or rarely are), and can minimize personal time when you need to

[lost token]

im supposed to sleep at 11 pm if i want 8 hours of sleep, but i cant sleep until 1 - 3 am

im just not tired at 11 pm ever

[weak notch]

Aight gang enough of the traumatising talk please 😭

Let’s rate the flick instead /10

[lost token]

beginner stuff 🥱

[weak notch]

U have never hit a flick that good it’s pro level unsavable 😈

[candid eagle]

Theres around 3 hours where you get home from school, shower and eat as fast as possible. You get back at around 2PM and have 10 hours before you’re supposed to head to bed, you can’t forget that you also have a lot of other things to work on in your day, time flies too quickly forcing you to stay up until 3AM. This is my daily routine during finals, this is what being overworked by schools studies is only to get shouted at after finally getting done, why? Because I got a 97.9%, this is too much dude.

[weak notch]

Why was he spamming quit chat sorry like he could ever save that tho 😭

[lost token]

holdon im gonna spend the next 5 minutes finding a flick better than that in my clips

[weak notch]

💀 isn’t 120kph the max flick speed how u finna top mine

[lost token]

its not lol

[weak notch]

I thought i saw some yt vid about this pro with insane flicks and something like 40 degree max speed 120

Im buggin

[lost token]

mawkzy flick?

heres a 120 from midfield top corner

[weak notch]

Idk

[weak notch]

🥱 not in game kiddo

[lost token]

this is just the first one i found

[weak notch]

119 to 🙄

[lost token]

119.6 rounds up to 120 in replay

[covert grove]

i've shot the ball 140 from behind midfield, and it wasnt a bounce shot it was a volley

top right too btw

[lost token]

heres me a year ago 🥱
https://medal.tv/games/rocket-league/clips/1NnmTU_4DoEjP9?invite=cr-MSxETm4sMTg5NDQyMzIwLA

dont question the music idk what it is

[weak notch]

Washed 🤫

[lost token]

on flicks? yeah

[wise saffron]

nawww

i carry

[weak notch]

U guys played were u diamond b4

If so sez carried I’m sorry brother 😞

[wise saffron]

i've been C3 peak

[lost token]

i was playing with him when i got to champ again

[weak notch]

He has peaked c2 so obvs he better

[weak notch]

When 2018 💀

[wise saffron]

21

[weak notch]

Plats then r champs now

[wise saffron]

i took a 2 year break 2022-2024 and only recently came back

[unreal sky]

swivel speed in the first clip is somethin

[lost token]

found this clip
https://medal.tv/games/rocket-league/clips/22DNZNbBslRnk8?invite=cr-MSxkRW0sMTg5NDQyMzIwLA

[weak notch]

What language r u

[wise saffron]

doesn't really make sense

[lost token]

@weak notch see this? ssl gameplay

[weak notch]

Wat 💀

[lost token]

greek

[unreal sky]

bro ts does a insta 180😭😭

[weak notch]

It feels so normal idk

[wise saffron]

old ah shot

[weak notch]

Didn’t even realise

[wise saffron]

the camera settings scream 2020-2022

[unreal sky]

nah it’s just funny lmfao

[lost token]

this my first rl clip
https://medal.tv/games/rocket-league/clips/1sGzGrZjCdy47Q?invite=cr-MSxBMUIsMTg5NDQyMzIwLA

september 6 last year

[wise saffron]

i have a video clip from when i was like level 12

[weak notch]

Swear it’s normal 😭 is yours slow

[lost token]

the oldest videos i have are prolly from my nintendo ds

PEAAAK
https://medal.tv/games/rocket-league/clips/1togPRTf5ZdpFj?invite=cr-MSxEdHMsMTg5NDQyMzIwLA

[weak notch]

I deleted all my YouTube clips

[lost token]

rhez bet you cant do this

[lost token]

is that seriously what it looked like

[wise saffron]

ye

[unreal sky]

yes mine is slow asl😭😭

it’s not like insta 180 but it doesn’t take 10 seconds

[weak notch]

Max thing is happened to me and my mate before but it was on his yt and got deleted to. 😭 he went of the wall I followed of ceiling with 0 boost it somehow landed into me it was peeakk

[lost token]

uhuh

[weak notch]

It’s so annoying I always put mad auto corrects to max

[wise saffron]

@lost token lol my oldest goal i have recorded, level 12 🔥

[lost token]

what am i watching

[wise saffron]

my 2nd competitive match ever 😭

[lost token]

my eyes bburn

not a single drop of boost used

truly professional

boost management to the max

[unreal sky]

that hurt my eyes

[wise saffron]

loool

and i've got 15 minutes of that too 😭😭😭

[weak notch]

@lost token found one vid from my alt account when I was in a week faze again of the game 😭

Save is acc impressive still icl max prejump

Bruh mad

[unreal sky]

freeplay and pm clips

[weak notch]

Lemme guess rank c2?

[unreal sky]

yeah c2

i’m like c1d3 rn actually

i was c2 most of last szn

[weak notch]

Bro needs to learn back post rotations 💀

[unreal sky]

nah i have the skill of a plat on the ground😭😭

[weak notch]

Clip repost warrior

[unreal sky]

like i can flick and cut but that’s basically the extent of it

this flip was weird

[wise saffron]

said it was outta there

[unreal sky]

yeah confusing flip lmao

[lost token]

clip from oct 10 vs now
https://medal.tv/games/rocket-league/clips/iQSRQclkGQti9LLhP?invite=cr-MSxUOHYsMTg5NDQyMzIwLA

i see improvement 🙏

[weak notch]

Im a certified rapid reset user now

[lost token]

look at this ankle breaker btw

even i thought i was going for a flick until my thumb missed the jump button

[weak notch]

Im so good I don’t ever clip doubled unless I’m game 🙄

[unreal sky]

if it’s clean i’ll clip it

[lost token]

wait i found a better comparison to now

[lost token]

you dont know clean until youve seen this clip

[unreal sky]

definitely somethin

[weak notch]

I think this was my first double in comp

@lost token u need to learn rapids to increase the dopamine % 🥱

[lost token]

naah

[ornate sleet]

@fluid stag moment with that one ceiling double fling

[lost token]

i just need to get better at these

and these

[fluid stag]

i only reposted that like 5 or 6 times and u appeared on every single one of them

[lost token]

only

[weak notch]

Valid rage 💀 I didn’t save it cuz I was waiting for 3:30

[ornate sleet]

5 or 6 times daily*

[weak notch]

Reset jump hard to do in game tho

[ornate sleet]

js joshing u dw

[fluid stag]

no 😭

[lost token]

reset jump?

[ornate sleet]

I wish i could hit that🤪

[ornate sleet]

jump restart

[fluid stag]

haha nob

[lost token]

jump reboot

[ornate sleet]

meanie! My dad owns rocket league hell ban u!!!11!!1!1!1!11!1!!1!1

[lost token]

jump revive

[fluid stag]

jump alivw

[weak notch]

The thing zen does he jumps on the ball but keeps the reset

[lost token]

lix jump?

[weak notch]

No 💀

[lost token]

what are u talking about

[weak notch]

These u jump when u hit the ball but keep reset no?

[lost token]

thats called a flip reset

[weak notch]

Bro why your resets look like that 💀 so scuffed

[lost token]

😭

[weak notch]

It looks like the reset where you go up to ball actually lemme draw it Rq

[lost token]

bro idk how to do them

thats just the best one ive done

[weak notch]

💀

[lost token]

what in the absolute hell is that

is that ancient egyptian hyerohlyphics

hieroglyphics

how do you spell this word

[weak notch]

Do u use your brake on reset if u do kinda bad sometimes keeps u to far from ball good other times

[lost token]

no im too used to jumping with the ball

[weak notch]

Basically if u jump just before you get your reset you push away from the ball then it still gives you reset understand

[lost token]

yes

[weak notch]

If you do that every time your creating to much space may be bad have u not tried resetting without jumping

[lost token]

how does one get a reset without jumping

[steep orchid]

Ask the Jump Restarter himself

[lost token]

"have you tried scoring without hitting the ball?"

[steep orchid]

You should ask the ball nicely

With a please and thank you

[weak notch]

Bro am I buggin or are u jumping of the ball just as you land cuz why ur car so far from the reset 😭

[lost token]

just look at my overlay

wheres the overlay gpmne

medal sucks

i dont jump tho no lmao

who does

i thought you meant like if you break on the wall or jump with the ball

[weak notch]

What the hell u doin then

😭

[steep orchid]

boost timing, and pace on the ball I'm assuming

[lost token]

bro that is the same exact thing

[weak notch]

No u created so much space

I had much easier time controlling the ball compared to your one

[lost token]

mine went down yours went more backwards

[unreal sky]

u reset into urs so hard lmao

[lost token]

what

[weak notch]

I was positioning for something I couldn’t find single reset don’t clip those 🙄🫣

[unreal sky]

u hit the bottom of the ball really hard when u get the reset

so it sends u down

[lost token]

if i dont i just cant do anything with it

[weak notch]

That’s wat I’m saying it looks like he’s tryna do the jump reset

[lost token]

bro what is a jump reset

[weak notch]

When I’m on tmr I’ll make a clip and show u

[unreal sky]

like a wavedash reset?😭

where u pop off the ball?

[weak notch]

Sort of not really

Yh but it’s not a wave dash reset

[hearty granite]

nah u literally just jump off the ball lol

[weak notch]

Yh 😂

[hearty granite]

u gotta time it so you jump while the wheels are still on the ball

[unreal sky]

wait that’s a thing LMFAO😭

[hearty granite]

if u do it after u just use ur jump and cant jump again

[weak notch]

Bro how u not know 😭

[lost token]

isnt that just.. a failed reset

[weak notch]

No u keep your reset when u jump

[hearty granite]

this is a failed reset

u keep ur reset after the jump

[unreal sky]

don’t think i’ve seen it b4 lmfao

[hearty granite]

its the same when u jump off any other surface like the ceiling

[weak notch]

Idk if it has a name so I just call it jump reset

[lost token]

if you jump off of the ball you go too far

[hearty granite]

flipping kills ur vertical momentum

[weak notch]

Bro ur normal reset goes to far

[hearty granite]

so u just time ur flip

[lost token]

then why did it put me in the perfect position to continue

[weak notch]

Yes that’s why u reset weird

[lost token]

im just ahead of the curve

🙄 🥱

[hearty granite]

@weak notch @lost token

u can see i dont press any direction when i am jumping so its not a dash reset

[lost token]

whats the point of doing thast

[weak notch]

Normal reset see no distance

[hearty granite]

situational but it can be used to make it look like u are too far to control bc u jumped off/missed the reset or if you want to do quick changes in height for outplaying/dodging bumps

[weak notch]

Finally someone knows the way 🙏 😭

[hearty granite]

plenty of ppl know about it lol. ive seen pros do it intentionally and some fsers like starting setups w/ it into 360 makki or jakzes

[weak notch]

@lost token

[lost token]

no thats me vs my duo

the guy hasnt touched freeplay in weeks

[weak notch]

It’s always washed gcs who haven’t played for 3 years

[lost token]

no hes like plat 2

[narrow oriole]

https://medal.tv/games/rocket-league/clips/jmehv9YXykLHEz_DY?invite=cr-MSxVZTIsMjcwNTg4ODAzLA

[jade loom]

...

[weary fiber]

What was that

[narrow oriole]

idk, thats why i even sent it

[opal current]

Anyone need coaching I’m ssl

[lost token]

^troll

[opal current]

What

U mad im helping people?

Sad world ngl

[lost token]

you on your other account 4 days ago

[opal current]

Who’s that

I’m ssl with a 2 idiot

[ornate sleet]

bro

#gameplay-highlights message

brother

[lost token]

its obvious anyways

[rugged locust]

LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO FREESTYLE AND HIT CLIPS WITH! HMU ON DMS AND JOIN VC (MUST HAVE MIC)

[covert current]

See, if you don't feel ashamed if your rank, you wouldn't lie abt your rank...

Mine is plat 1 div 2 so there

[ornate sleet]

silver 2 in snow day🔥

[covert current]

Silver 2 in dropshot🔥

[unreal sky]

i’m bronze 3

[signal cloud]

fire save or nah

[steep orchid]

so like

[signal cloud]

WHY do people play 1s like this😭 😭 🙏 (he ff shortly after cause i got a kickoff goal right after this)

[covert current]

Crazy early challenge bruh

I feel like my 1s playstyle is primarily defense/shadow defense

But like

In the goal 🤣

[twilit yew]

oh my god can my teammates stop giving the ball away as soon as they get it

[silent yacht]

no one cares shadowslayer330

[twilit yew]

why are you slamming the ball out when u have a full field of space

[silent yacht]

idk cus theyre ssl

ur not ssl

[twilit yew]

thats not gonna work on me buddy

[silent yacht]

ts (this) was NOT funny

[silent yacht]

no im not even ragebaiting

im saying thats what ssls do and ur not ssl so u wouldnt know

ragebait is childish

rot

[hard wind]

speaking of childish....

[silent yacht]

wanna see a replay of me im high ssl in 1s

[silent yacht]

u mad ur video wasnt funny?

oh hahhaa ur playing indian christmas music haah so funny

dude u got me dying with the music

[hard wind]

funny is subjective

[tepid vessel]

First non completely accidental (second overall) double tap in a game. One day my brain won't short circuit as soon as I get airborne

[silent yacht]

nice but those wheels man

[silent yacht]

technically a flip reset double tap

wait actually no

[unreal sky]

no flip used so

[silent yacht]

wait actuall idk

[covert current]

then give ur username for once 🤣
also didn't you say you were champ? 🤣🤣
also also I see your back to main account
also also also who said anybody cares abt ur opinion? You keep talking like ppl should care abt them

[silent yacht]

yea thats why i said wait no

[silent yacht]

took u 10 buisness days to type that

[covert current]

Yep

[silent yacht]

weak comeback ng

[covert current]

Octane

[silent yacht]

merc

dont listen to him im ssl i use merc all the time and im top 100

[covert current]

and you always have proof...

[silent yacht]

correct

no

use merc

dude its good for powershots and its good for bumps

im the ssl here

[covert current]

bro thinks he's top 0.1 % of players, but really only 0.1% brain cpacity

[silent yacht]

thanks

[covert current]

Thx my bruv

[silent yacht]

tell him bro im tired of him

get at em nick

[covert current]

Oooooooo

Burnnnnnnnnn 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[silent yacht]

u said same joke but diff numbers

bro im dying did u just say BURNNNNNNN

getting these from chatgpt

case oh jokes in december bro..

ur like 7

[covert current]

????

[silent yacht]

kids making caseoh jokes in the BIG decemeber bro...

flaming ur own dad

nice one

[covert current]

lol leaving cuz there's no clips just "ssl"s

[silent yacht]

lolll

[covert current]

Bro is not Brett

[silent yacht]

?

what

[covert current]

Coach brett

[silent yacht]

me and brett are opposites'

the word "blud" in 2024 😭

[covert current]

Bronze and SSL, respectively

[silent yacht]

bretts loved in here and im the most hated

[silent yacht]

ok

gorlovka?

1st grade?

when did i say i was better then him

ur actually like 3

HAHAHHAHAHHAH UR PRONOUNS ARE WALMART BAG HAHAHAHAH

[covert current]

no comeback i c

[silent yacht]

ur reported

enjoy vacation nick

gotta be 13 to use this app

lil bro when ur underage to use discord is crazy

anyway enjoy vacation

suprised ur even that age i thought u were younger cus ur so corny

i am indeed karen ahh or whatever u say

ur pfp is just wow

what even is that

[covert current]

I'm a comedian so my pronouns are he he he....

[covert current]

Coming from the chubby faced lil bro in yours

Dm?

Gotcha

[silent yacht]

what yall doing

i think i have a guess

[covert current]

I'll 1v1 u @silent yacht

[silent yacht]

i was wrong but anyway why do u wanan 1v1 me

[covert current]

Get xp 😉

[silent yacht]

ill 1v1 you and if u beat me ill apolgize to everyone i made mad if u tell me what u were talking about

[covert current]

Wdym talking abt?

[silent yacht]

show screenshot of ur dms with him

im curious what u were talking about

i wanna know on this secret plan

yea ur right

[silent yacht]

lmao

thats at 738

[covert current]

SECRET PLANS OH NO

[silent yacht]

show me the rest

ur not tricking me

1 touch air dribble ahh

show the rest shadow

[silent yacht]

theres more

[covert current]

Phone rn lol

[silent yacht]

i can see

let me see or else no 1v1

[covert current]

Ti's it

[silent yacht]

no its not

[covert current]

+you'd not 1v1 me anyways

[silent yacht]

im getting on rn

[covert current]

YA

AAAAA

[silent yacht]

its a troll

[covert current]

I can't bruv later

[silent yacht]

its called a troll but ok

ok then whyd u ask me to 1v1

[covert current]

*i will, not rn

My rl username is my discord username

[silent yacht]

ur ducking

do it rn

[covert current]

Dm me on that / friend request

[silent yacht]

how u gon ask me to 1v1 then say ur busy

[covert current]

What rn

[silent yacht]

1v1 me rn

[covert current]

Later bruv I said I would not that I could rn

[silent yacht]

"bruv"

[covert current]

Nope

[silent yacht]

u never said u couldnt u said 1v1 me

so do it rn

duck

[silent yacht]

so 1v1 me rn

[covert current]

Lol bro is blind

Leaving lol

[silent yacht]

get roles

#set-roles

we literally cant see anything

and bro reacted to his own message

ur on an ipad aswell lmaooo

ipad kid is crazy

[old thunder]

What is that music lil bro

[silent yacht]

ong

can u tell whats happening? in the clip

"clip"

[old thunder]

I think he went for an air dribble

[silent yacht]

"i think" lmaooo

[old thunder]

lol

[silent yacht]

dude screen recorded a screen record

i dont care about ur 1 touch air dribble

nice ur learning air dribbles ur never gonna do in game

ur buns kid id clap u

1 touch isnt an air dribble

NO IT WASNT LMAOOO

8 touch sureee

dude no one can see whats going on in that clip

yea 8 mixed up with 4

[vagrant charm]

its not your teammates fault its yours...

[silent yacht]

LMAOOOOO

yo chicken quick question here

[vagrant charm]

yeah wsg

[silent yacht]

can u tell whats happening

[vagrant charm]

off the wall hits it once, lands on the car at the bottom into a goal

[silent yacht]

yea ik that but like its so bad quality u cant really see whats going on except main moments

[silent yacht]

wanna play i got an alt

[vagrant charm]

yeah idk why he recorded it like that

[vagrant charm]

i dont want a carry

[silent yacht]

its not carry

im around the same rank as u

[vagrant charm]

ig then

[silent yacht]

whats ur mmr

oh 875

its called a troll

[vagrant charm]

aint no way

[silent yacht]

@vagrant charm hes 12 years old btw

its a troll but ok ipad kid 😭

[vagrant charm]

yeah you selling sleep calls

[vagrant charm]

freaky

[silent yacht]

U JST SAID U WER 12 LMAOO

LMAOO U DELETED THE MESSAGE

i already reported u for being underage enjoy vacation

idc ur underage

lil bro but ur 12

[vagrant charm]

aint no one paying for that

[silent yacht]

we get it brooo

[silent yacht]

idk if u know but theres a thing called a troll

i copy and pasted

😭

[hard wind]

cool

[silent yacht]

its literally on tiktok and someone sent it to me

[silent yacht]

boing boing

[hard wind]

indeed

[silent yacht]

dude ur so corny ur like those robloxians that chat with periods

makes sense cus ur 12

[hard wind]

Controversial topic, I dislike fennec for mustys.

[silent yacht]

bro stop lying u said u were 12 then deleted the message

i already reported the message btw so discord has proof enjoy vacation

ur account is gone ur lucky if u make it till tommorow

[steep orchid]

Hypocrisy at it's finest

[silent yacht]

here comes this nerd

nobody was talking to u

[steep orchid]

Nobody was wanting you

[silent yacht]

why do u speak like that

god u are a nerd

[steep orchid]

lmao

sassy af

[silent yacht]

u know it

[steep orchid]

Honestly, I'd rather be a nerd than a special ed kid ngl

[silent yacht]

holy glaze

as soon as he says something LOLLL

[steep orchid]

and brain rotted too, holy

[silent yacht]

HAHHAHAH DUDE THATS SO FUNNY U SENT IT 10 TIMES HAHHAHA

HHAHAH GUYS GUYS LOOK ITS EVER FUNNIER THE 100TH TIME

[steep orchid]

Ok I got something better to do cya

[silent yacht]

HHAHAHAHAHHAHAH UR SO FUNNY UR SO FUNNYYY HHAHAHAHA

HAHHAAHAHAHA PLEASE SEND THE IMAGE AGAIN AND SAY FREAKY... WITH 3 PERIODS HAHHAHAH

EVERYONE IS LAUGHING HAHHAHAHA

HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA ITS SO FUNNY

IT GETS EVEN FUNNIER THE MORE TIMES U SEND IT

ok

u said that joke alr

can u think of anything new

[weary fiber]

am i good for c1

[hard wind]

Wouldn't know, all i've seen is the most useless mech ever and a failed triple

[steep orchid]

real

[silent yacht]

whats ur pc specs

[weary fiber]

i was gonna front flip into reset and thats not the full clip

[weary fiber]

i honestly have no idea

i meant like am i good at horse dashing

[hard wind]

still one in training triple doesn't really account to anything

[silent yacht]

ur pretty good at horse dashing but why

[hard wind]

good shot nonetheless

[noble granite]

Did I just watch a car twerk for me?

[weary fiber]

i have been practicing horse dashing for ahwile

i would think i am the fastest horse dasher

but i am practicing air mechs

[noble granite]

Congrats ion really know how to do anything I play rocket league for fun lol and barely play

So ion know what’s good and what’s not

[weary fiber]

look how fast the reset counter goes up

[noble granite]

Damn is that good I’m guessing?

[weary fiber]

i want to be the fastest horse dasher

i mean horse dashing is hard to learn

and im in c1

[silent yacht]

not really

anyone in about gold can do it

[weary fiber]

can you do it that fast?

this was when i was d3

or c1 idk

[noble granite]

I’m gold I can’t do it 😊

Ion even know what’s it is

[covert current]

Ngl the edit kinda makes the clip sad

[opal current]

I mean cool but yea some plats can do it that fast to

[silent yacht]

Yea but some golds do

[covert current]

Doesn't really matter the rank really cuz rank doesn't necessarily match mechs

[placid edge]

I legit have the same number of drops as you expect for rare drops, which are 317 xD

[versed moss]

Didnt save cuz u couldn't u mean

Just put on a movie or a youtube video

[placid edge]

Yh same st some point I stopped opening drops

[silent yacht]

Dude.

Oh wait damn nvm

I see the sport drops I didn’t see those before

And the special

Sorry blox fruits master 🫡

[silent yacht]

Ur rage bait is 0/10

The 1/10 thing isn’t gonna work

[serene magnet]

I mean yh true

[swift aurora]

I’m c1 😭

[hard wind]

Omg is that the hopecore guy?

[elder quail]

lol bano

[swift aurora]

who bano

[elder quail]

i always verse him

[swift aurora]

champ vs ssl tourny

real nice

[serene magnet]

lol wsp

[pale sorrel]

I got a discord server with some golds,plats, diamonds, champs and gcs in it trynna find players to play with, wanna join? They’re looking to play rn

[reef owl]

https://medal.tv/games/rocket-league/clips/jmbXZMwMskXuwrfpT?invite=cr-MSxoMmwsMzA1OTE5ODI4LA

pinch with friends but cant send it

[storm pebble]

Bro SSL's be downgrading like crazy

[latent cloak]

ooh almost

[reef owl]

plat and kbm

am also plat and kbm (kinda a freestyler but not really)

[latent cloak]

you are or aren't freestyler?

[reef owl]

am yesnt a freestyler

i can do flip resets and stuff on ground but flip reset musty double tap was the best one i could do

and other stuff like from the ceiling

i did a psycho (idk how my plat kicked in)

[latent cloak]

ooh psychos are nice

[reef owl]

i remember it but i dident clip it cuz i was not doing freestyling i was just playing around in freeplay

and plus i dident have a clipping software then

[latent cloak]

ah sad

what was the psycho like,

was it bounces or a musty setup maybe

[reef owl]

it was a easy one tho

i used 3 (pass) and then hit it to the wall somehow a bit fast

[latent cloak]

ah

[reef owl]

and did a psycho

thats like saying to make a sandwich you need bread then make a sandwich

[silver river]

https://youtube.com/shorts/KrwKtnIbNis?si=KmZ7gBM5DMeVbgii

This is why I can't rankup in plat

This is legit in every plat ranked game

[silver river]

He was champ 3 last season btw😁

I am like the only true plat here that like says they are plat other than xnyroah

[reef owl]

bro same with me

i did be diamond 1 div 1 but like i got plat 3 div 2 right after a diamond hit a musty flick double tap

and then in plat 3

uhh i cant say but he hit a psycho

[silver river]

I got to diamond 3 div 4 last season but didn't hit champ and this season I'm plat 3 div 3

[latent cloak]

HOLY FLIPPING FLIPPITY FLIP

[hard wind]

That was a nice 2nd stall

[latent cloak]

• this

same game

[latent cloak]

thanks ty

controlled musty flicks

[hard wind]

Old clip, I love plan b's

[latent cloak]

okay wow that was lucky

[latent cloak]

but I also love plan b's, have you seen Dark(?)

[reef owl]

https://medal.tv/games/rocket-league/clips/jmt1WtTNOnHmbRb2N?invite=cr-MSxqZ3ksMzA1OTE5ODI4LA

last minute goal

had to simple the airroll

so i actually score 💀

[latent cloak]

ok 1 sec

@rich herald

[sly palm]

This is my promo @rich herald

yeah they had an odd game

But yeah the quality of my switch is horrendus lol

but u can tell i do play on it cuz of the controls

[wise saffron]

@lost token 👀

[lost token]

what

whats happened

@wise saffron you cant leave me on a cliffhanger

[wise saffron]

wanan play

[lost token]

sure

[latent cloak]

i got carried from plat to c3, u see that

[ocean lynx]

gm

[rich herald]

My fastest pinch so far🥹

[silver river]

Peak

The 2nd stall tho😤

[latent cloak]

Hii can I please 1v1 against you freestyle :p

[rich herald]

I’m not a freestyler😭
I can only do a few flashy things

[wise saffron]

real

[latent cloak]

I'm enannanannanass, thanks

I switched account for now

[latent cloak]

woah nice!

[foggy comet]

ty

[latent cloak]

hey also watch my clip 1 sec

[foggy comet]

yh thats good

[latent cloak]

ty!

[latent cloak]

oh god that's so impressive

[latent cloak]

I have a really funny one from earlier today in comp lmaoo

[foggy comet]

would be good if it wernt in ur own net lol

[latent cloak]

xD

hmm wanna play some?

[foggy comet]

cant im not home

[latent cloak]

ahh it's alright

[latent cloak]

on my least favorite map

[foggy comet]

nah that map is good

[latent cloak]

Any DHF Stadium is the best

Stormy, Circuit, Normal all rly nice

[wise saffron]

you should try to slow your clips down slightly

like .85x

[latent cloak]

I'm not fast like Dark

[wise saffron]

should try it tho

[latent cloak]

that was barely a clip xD

not creative at all

[signal scarab]

what is that supposed to do

[latent cloak]

a clip and a half

[foggy comet]

innit

[latent cloak]

i'm strugglin' with these

I just miss and miss

Wasn't the best example but yeah

[signal scarab]

its harder on that setup than from mid boost

[latent cloak]

ohh

[foggy comet]

dunno i dont freestyle

[latent cloak]

you don't?

[foggy comet]

nah just mess about in cas and ranked here n there

[latent cloak]

didn't know you chill like that

[foggy comet]

real

[signal scarab]

btw if anyone can help w helis id appreciate it

most ive scored is 5 or 6 idk

[latent cloak]

what do your helis looik like rn

[signal scarab]

so inconsistent tho

[signal scarab]

ill find a clip 1 sec

[latent cloak]

no hurry

[signal scarab]

https://imgur.com/OweUSRT

first reset was messed up so ignore that one

[latent cloak]

that's clean ahaha

are you on controller?

[signal scarab]

yh

ps4 controller

[latent cloak]

I know i have 2 ps5 controllers but i'm still kbm main

[signal scarab]

fairs

resets on kbm look clean asl icl

[latent cloak]

should've started with controller but it's too late 😔

[signal scarab]

dwdw most of the top fsers are kbm

at least the resets guys

[latent cloak]

that's not accurate

[signal scarab]

im not a fan of reset spam icl but i gotta learn it to put into more creative shots

[signal scarab]

maybe but theres a lot that are

[latent cloak]

from what i've heard mastering resets is much better for controller

[signal scarab]

idk abt that icl

clean movement is easier for sure

but just getting resets def not

[latent cloak]

air dribbles not so easy on kbm

[signal scarab]

air dribbling is a tiny part of fs though

and realistically you dont need to master air dribs

[latent cloak]

controlled musty to air dribbles ;-;

[fresh orbit]

basic part of it

[signal scarab]

yh but thats just a mid shot

[fresh orbit]

if you can master it u have good car control

which help sfor everything else

[signal scarab]

yeah for sure but theres barely anyone whos mastered air dribbles

[fresh orbit]

me

[signal scarab]

dlg ganer that other guy sure

[signal scarab]

nah i mean like air dribble for hours on end

[latent cloak]

there def is, someone who is able to gorilla glue for 2 hours straight lmao

[fresh orbit]

Yeah me

[signal scarab]

yeah there is

[fresh orbit]

me

[signal scarab]

ah fair enough

[foggy comet]

im pretty good at ground to air dribbles

[latent cloak]

he is actually fairly decent at the game can't lie

[signal scarab]

nice one

[fresh orbit]

open every single one

starting with worst to best

[signal scarab]

jus saying tho theres a lot you can do without being able to air dribble for 2 hours straight

[latent cloak]

I used to have all that until my friend logged onto my account 😔 😔

well at least he was screensharing but still

[livid magnet]

Nooooooo 🥹🥹🥹

[rich herald]

if you're mad at someone make them open all those crates as a punishment

[fresh orbit]

oh nooo i have to open all these crates what ever will i do

[latent cloak]

O

I'll take $20/hour to open those up

[lost token]

im tweakin

@weak notch

[simple bramble]

Hello guys i am new to this discord and im looking for somebody who could possibly help me get better at the game

[latent cloak]

aurghhh dang it

[latent cloak]

@supple hill

[fresh orbit]

i hit a sick sidewall yesterday first 10 sec of game

[native tendon]

massive W

[simple bramble]

Who is alpha brett?

[latent cloak]

safe to say they didn't save that

[native tendon]

the golden trophy 23 is full of dust

[livid magnet]

I never open them it’s been like this for years 😂

[latent cloak]

How about tournamentcredits :o

[native tendon]

i'm also saving sum

[livid magnet]

I use those bc I always lose anyway 😂

[native tendon]

they reset after season end, but u already know idk why i told u

[latent cloak]

lol fair

[simple bramble]

Does anybody wanna do 2s with me?

[livid magnet]

Cracked ^

[signal scarab]

also anyone know how to do ceiling shuffle switches

[fresh orbit]

wow

[rich herald]

I'm rating these shots in my head knowing my best shot is a 3 touch airdribble 💀

[simple bramble]

Anyone here play on console

[weak notch]

?

[lost token]

the clip

[weak notch]

Oh didn’t see it u missed not even like he saved it 😞

R u in diamond again or old clip

[lost token]

i demoted but im 1 game away from champ again

and were winning so far

[weak notch]

😞 with that other guy?

[lost token]

yeah

[dull dew]

can anyone e xplain?

[twilit yew]

i finaply figured out mawkzy flicks

i have to let get behind the ball a tiny bit right before the flick while im in the air

im not hitting 120s but im hittin solid like 110-115s

[wise saffron]

diamond talkin so much crap but got hard carried

[wooden fiber]

@hidden goblet

how u have ssl tourney tag lol

[hidden goblet]

nice shot man

[weak shore]

wow so good what rank are you?

[dull dew]

d3

[wooden fiber]

NA?

[dull dew]

SA

[weak shore]

gg i’m plat 2(i have 16 hours of gameplay)

this is the best i can do for now

[cunning laurel]

lol

[dull dew]

keep grinding, you'll improve a lot!

[weak notch]

Your holding @lost token back bruh 🙏😭

[weak notch]

Rlfx

[lost token]

we gotta 1v1 more im telling u

[weak notch]

1v1 the same person all the time doesn’t make you improve unless they better but we like the same in 1s

[lost token]

i mean it does

your defense will still get better

at our level atleast

[wise saffron]

my opponent

in diamond 3

came so close to hitting a 0 second psycho

crazy

[frosty tundra]

cheesus

[calm current]

new mech?

low quality...👀

[lavish helm]

How does one take a clip that low quality

[calm current]

just have a i3 7020U CPU

[lavish helm]

💀

[twilit yew]

☠️

maybe my ryzen 5 3600 aint so bad after all

[calm current]

average of 21 fps

💀

[lavish helm]

How do you play on that

[calm current]

playable

[calm current]

it makes me find out new things, crazy.
so the best arena for fps is Farmstead [ Pitched ]
connect your controller via cable to get more fps than connecting it with bluetooth

[fierce crystal]

i think mine is worse

it a tiktok issue tho

this is the original

[calm current]

how fast was that

[past salmon]

grand champ in champ 1?????

[calm current]

you still won, can't complain 🤷‍♂️

[meager gale]

Boosted or washed calm down

[weak notch]

Washed gc 💀

I see them all time they terrible 😭

[meager gale]

Fr

[calm current]

what's this called btw

[terse schooner]

https://youtube.com/shorts/NTShMbkXxIs

[clear quail]

I pulled this baddie

[past salmon]

Ahlieee

I got another one

[past salmon]

Yeah buddy

[silver river]

@latent cloak my Internet is so good with 700 kbps

[quartz isle]

love 1v2ing

[deep mural]

was schnitzel supposed to ride up the backboard to hit it or aerial for it

[clear quail]

What would you rate her on 10

[slow condor]

not sure if he had better option - maybe to guess block from ground, depends what happened before too

[deep mural]

wouldnt he have made it there if he just boosted from the ground and went on backboard

and hit it after bounce

[silver river]

@latent cloak 100 kbps upload speed is js wild

[true galleon]

https://www.tiktok.com/@tmsrl.fv/video/7452766548072189217?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7452764822833415712

[slow condor]

dont think he would have good read of bounce so that is why he went for ball before bounce or maybe even tried to hit straight after bounce from wall, it was close I think

[latent cloak]

Omg so fast brrrr

[past salmon]

2

[silver river]

Real

[latent cloak]

2.5

[silent yacht]

Kinda looks likes a man

[silent yacht]

Swear

[naive goblet]

1.8 Generous

[mint saffron]

1

[dark temple]

https://medal.tv/games/rocket-league/clips/jmxDFHW1tuVQsXvuJ?invite=cr-MSw4OEgsMjY4MDA1MTEyLA

[supple hill]

How much was that title

[steep orchid]

I just assume all of my teammates are boosted and my opponents match the rank

[analog tree]

lil bro did NOT win an ssl tournament

paid ahh tag

[slow hearth]

Bro was in a hurry

[lost token]

@weak notch im getting better at these