Umamusume: Pretty Derby

[lyric robin]

taurus cup will be at the same time i have a business trip fug

double dom

[rigid bear]

Daring strike making me over shoot so i cant even use move past and beyond

do i just tm opera unique instead

[random glacier]

stinky end closer

daring strike + superstan/tail nine and they're in 3rd

[rigid bear]

no but like actually

im gonna remake my horse

[random glacier]

i think i need to run a front

no front is cooked
all these lucky pace ardans and xoguris

[novel raptor]

i heckin looooove guts

and always minimum white sparks on UG

[novel raptor]

https://www.phixiv.net/en/artworks/144202901

Nice Nature cheers you on! by (@DuckyCereal)

Nice Nature cheers you on!
by DuckyCereal
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https://github.com/thelaao/phixiv · Apr 30, 2026, 10:26 PM

[rigid bear]

https://fxtwitter.com/rdrisms/status/2050829557352251753/photo/1

Arthur 🀄 (@rdrisms)

What the hell did we just witness

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FxTwitter · May 3, 2026, 6:47 AM

any1 watched tenho sho spring

what was the narrative

[random glacier]

CDN has 1.8 odds
the other has 208 odds

[rigid bear]

[random glacier]

oh you didn't watch?
15 had a crazy spurt from last place

he's like #12 favorite out of 15

so it's a huge upset

[rigid bear]

Oh shit

[random glacier]

and they both have kitasan as sire

[rigid bear]

Kitasan sex stonks just went up ig

[random glacier]

oh and 15 is like 6 years old

never won a G1

or any graded actually

[rigid bear]

Nice Nature

[random glacier]

🦆 🚬

front is so ez to train

late end is 5 clocks every run

[rigid bear]

holee

[sterile gate]

then u get in a race as solo front

[random glacier]

is fine she's just there for anti lucky pace

my comp is pretty much done
maybe i try to make end wmaya again

but season 3 comp is kinda funny

[rigid bear]

[random glacier]

really hard to win as front if your name is not vbourbon

[sterile gate]

no i meant in career

thats how my shit is

[random glacier]

oh yeah just run pace instead

[sterile gate]

ye nice D pace sure

[random glacier]

G is runnable

[sterile gate]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2050560942434554235

Kentucky Derby (@KentuckyDerby)

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bruh i was on a long ass train trip today and i heard this old lady next to me mention the kentucky derby

i thought to myself, should i engage in a conversation with this stranger and inadvertently expose myself as a weeb in public

[rigid bear]

Do it

: )

[random glacier]

brother

[rigid bear]

u win these

[random glacier]

golshi won that
🦆 🚬

[rigid bear]

[novel raptor]

brother i do my parent runs on trains, buses, and planes

i'm too old to care whether people know i'm a weeb or nah

and you're older than me borgs

[oblique tree]

how do u do mant run on train

is it 1hour ride

[rigid bear]

kitasan tommorow

[random glacier]

bro is like the number 1 stud for long stayers at this point

and apparently for mediums as well

[iron solar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bededgLC08

[sterile gate]

nah playing by myself and talking to people about it are 2 completely different things

i was playing nikke during this

[sterile gate]

yep there it is 5 clocks, 2nd 3rd 4th

this game fuckin sucks

[lyric robin]

i have lost all 5 clocks

and i have lost osaka high, tenno sho, and now yasuda kinen

thats crazy

[novel raptor]

nah it's usually just 5-10 mins. but sometimes it's 20-30mins if i have to go to some rural areas

and my average parent runs are 10-20mins anyway

[oblique tree]

[random glacier]

wdym front runner pink

goated sparks ruined

[rigid bear]

Mr cb events are so good bro 😭

[oblique tree]

how do u guys deal with card bonds

do u skip a lot of race for it in junior year

or pray to god they give you bond item on first and second shop reset

[rigid bear]

the way i play it i do 2 g2s then the medium g3 next to g1 mile and g1 medium then race if needed if shop is cracked

that way i click alot more freindship during junior year

[oblique tree]

[austere hemlock]

hope the game gives u 3+ supports on same training

if key supports are not orange by summer it's glue angle

if key supports are orange + good rainbow trainings before summer it's possible UG run

my mentality is that if the game doesn't give me multiple 4+ supports trainings before debut then the game doesn't deserve my time thus I glue the horse

simple as

#wegood

https://tenor.com/view/duke-dennis-feels-the-aura-aura-duke-aura-farm-gif-12250327613032664645

[random glacier]

ye same as above

pray for 3+ bonds

if not click wit or speed

try to get your ksb/ntr/finemo, strong training sticks to orange by summer

[novel raptor]

same as above

that's why my parent runs don't take up that much time

the average parent run i actually finish till the end is 1 out 5

which only gives me 2* guts and 2* front/pace

quartz and hoho are giving more leeway tho

for me idc about bonds, if i don't get the sparks i want in first inspo ---> glue

[sterile gate]

i just load up the sample sched from uma.guide and pray

i try to raise bonds evenly if possible or at the very least the spd cards

wit is getting clicked regardless if anyones there most of the time

[random glacier]

yeah i should glue more aggressively in weekdays where i don't have time to play

[rigid bear]

i dont do that on my E mile umas

i wait for 2nd insp b4 i glue

[sterile gate]

that takes too long for me

thats why start of run needs to be A already

B start if my parents are really that bad but thats lowest id go

first summer is my deciding point cuz by senior yr u might as well finish the run

[lyric robin]

A mile or bust

B mile is a trap

[rigid bear]

i run C

[random glacier]

Surely run goes well

[rigid bear]

i had a dream where u have spring runner left handed firm course menace and medium s

[random glacier]

I tried farming left handed

Maru just sucks

[sweet kiln]

do u even get rival races if ur only C ?

[random glacier]

you do
D or below you don't

[novel raptor]

starting off classic year great

surely this is finally my ace run

[rigid bear]

i had a dream where u reached UF rank medium S

[lyric robin]

I could hit big if I had whale cards

[random glacier]

meanwhile I'm fighting the cards because CB and Kita and NTR all decide to fuck off in senior year and not finish their chain

[iron solar]

Literally the dumbest shit ever

Why does a gacha punish you for having good cards

[novel raptor]

WEI

[novel raptor]

surely not a bait run

[lyric robin]

Big

[austere hemlock]

[iron solar]

https://youtu.be/BXh71iFmIp4

Boss Fenomeno leading the little dudes

[sterile gate]

horsen

[rigid bear]

omg my first cm with 2 SS ace

[rigid bear]

i was gonna make a cm 14 ace but i realize i cant make my own horses without vf guide or seiryu

[lyric robin]

I still need to make my ace

I've been suffering doing tm opera runs trying to get ignited power spark with a stam blue

I've given up on groundwork

I just want blue stam and ignite

I'll work on the opera perfect parent but I have a damn business trip on Friday so I will not be able to train for Taurus

[sweet kiln]

i'm skipping all cms until next scenario, mant burned tf out of me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1214236233811890196.webp?size=96&animated=true

just gonna send w/e best fits

no ace runs

[random glacier]

just send ace runs imo

then on your busy days you can glue the game without worry

have whatever ace > have no ace at all

[sterile gate]

lookin like uninstall angle

[turbid tusk]

mant killing the game again

[iron solar]

RACISM HORSE

[iron solar]

https://imgur.com/ov9mxJ4 https://imgur.com/vR7HIpO https://imgur.com/YKOUX0s

These seem like they'll be alright

Ends are soooo much easier with CB wit instead of that fuckass Ayabe power

[earnest gust]

Trying to do races with B aptitude is impossible

Holy shit

[iron solar]

Yeah you just can't

MANT sucks

You can't hit S aptitude without doing a thousand runs

So MANT is a scenario for no lifes

Phone it in A aptitudes and go next

[rigid bear]

i was doing mile races on C tho dont do it cause i have to spend 10 gems cause i have no clocks

i ran out the first month of mant

[lyric robin]

Is this enough to run people down

+redshift/radiant

[oblique tree]

pretty pog

but the gold gourmand a bit overkill with that 1k stamina

[lyric robin]

I got it just to not lose on 3000m I probably could have got away with less yeah

[oblique tree]

oh i thought it was for cm

[random glacier]

this is scary
it's still pace which is kek
but can run it down
i'd buy angling instead of pump though, pace should never be at 6 on this cm since it's heavy late/end favored

[random glacier]

I love late surgers just sniffing end closers from the back

[lyric robin]

pump randomly appeared as grandparent spark

didnt have angler

i should make a good sky to feed into for pace

[lyric robin]

its for cm but i didnt want to lose on kikuka

i probably coudl have done white

i had no idea my st am would go to 1k

[sweet kiln]

https://www.vxreddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1t6uspc/500_nice_natures/

[novel raptor]

shiiiirley this is the run

[sterile gate]

teh urn

[lyric robin]

Glue

[rigid bear]

had the shittiest runs today

[novel raptor]

no Med S and my gamble skill NimNav

[random glacier]

I hate how I had 2 cm13 aces done before cm12 and now it's taking 2 weeks for the 3rd one

[iron solar]

Guys I think I'm joining the Satono family

[rigid bear]

2 Left handed cms

https://tenor.com/view/hideo-kojima-kojima-metal-gear-solid-metal-gear-metal-gear-rising-gif-12559597138027910605

[random glacier]

[iron solar]

https://giphy.com/gifs/umamusume-uma-satono-diamond-WJ3hqFMuJTqY5W6QvG

[random glacier]

Dia-chan is cute
I'm so glad I got her while pulling for cheer Nature

[novel raptor]

i wish i get lucky on her alt banner

[novel raptor]

what are y'all other 2 aces? fronts? pacers? ends? or debuffers?

[oblique tree]

im trying to make king halo end closer

and im losing my mind

https://cdn.7tv.app/emote/60aeff0411a994a4acdd36b6/3x.gif

[random glacier]

I have 2 lates
Still don't know what to do with 3rd

without making vbourbon or gold ship

[rigid bear]

2 lates 1 end

same for mile cm

[novel raptor]

aight thanks for the info

i'll make 2 fronts then

https://tenor.com/view/hehehehe-gif-7793894093801286605

also just made a japan cup parent

[random glacier]

i need people to make fronts lol

getting pdm to 9/9 is total despairge

maybe ill make a front

[random glacier]

reminder to do daily legend races because this thing does not have a notification at all

[austere hemlock]

[novel raptor]

https://youtu.be/-mZXl0Enb_k

[iron solar]

https://youtube.com/shorts/sroA42wXGIw?si=7idl9wlpBXKkt6pd

[novel raptor]

https://youtu.be/KoSOVorJlC8

[novel raptor]

anniv is almost here

[austere hemlock]

wait

when does it land

i wonder what we'll get for it

[novel raptor]

grand live scenario

maybe

[rigid bear]

I HATE CHEER LEADER HALO UNIQUE I HATE IT

THIS FUCK ASS SKILL PUNISHES U FOR HAVING UMA STAN

[random glacier]

idk if i want to grind mile cm
training end taishin is gonna be aids

[oblique tree]

is the spurt a straight ?

start at

[random glacier]

Yea

Spurt/Encroaching Shadow is back

It's like slightly delayed but still top tier

unity cup ass skill list

[iron solar]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3DqPkCqzLHI

Gold Ship getting a bath

[sweet kiln]

don't think that's golshi ?

one of his offspring

[iron solar]

The comments seem to say it is

Maybe they are crazy

[rigid bear]

https://fxtwitter.com/TheSafeAnnaAnon/status/2053956931832926545

Anna Anon (@TheSafeAnnaAnon)

I made this so I'm forcing all of you to watch it.

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[sterile gate]

lmfao i literally just saw this episode a few days ago

[novel raptor]

https://fixupx.com/JohnHoll0w/status/2052745477289120135

โน่ 🥕 (@JohnHoll0w)

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FixupX · May 8, 2026, 1:40 PM

[sterile gate]

shouldve put baby making in key skills

[austere hemlock]

late/end closers deadass cannot win

[novel raptor]

fatty

[cosmic pecan]

https://youtu.be/8QkYJy63NXo

[random glacier]

Tripulse is so funny sometimes

[novel raptor]

lmao what a fitting name

[rigid bear]

people are tryharding more for the mile cm cause its when victoria concert is happening

i cant win any lobbies

[random glacier]

rly?

i heard from seriru JP doesn't get that until libra 2

[random glacier]

lucky late

[novel raptor]

if i see that in finals

https://cdn.7tv.app/emote/01HPSDAPAR0009V37317AFM230/2x.avif

[rigid bear]

The Ghost of Sunday Silence has helped her reach the zone

[sterile gate]

this dude is watching rae in yt 💀

[austere hemlock]

let seiun sky win once pls

[sterile gate]

i went 1-4 then went 5-0 tf

[austere hemlock]

15-0 today

27-3 overall

[random glacier]

Do you not buy the extra ticket?

[novel raptor]

wut da not doing 4th run

smh

[sterile gate]

the only time i dont buy that is if i already barely scraped by with 2 or 3 wins

[rigid bear]

Daring strike is so fucking broken

[oblique tree]

do stamina not important at all this cm

ive lost to so many uma with just 700 stamina + 1 gold

[rigid bear]

950 is the min he prob got away with it with guts

[oblique tree]

600 guts

[random glacier]

i see so many borderline stam umas

idk how they survive

my 800 + 1 gold dia stams out often in rooms

[oblique tree]

yeah

[lyric robin]

not too bad

[random glacier]

I haven't finished a run for 2 days now
Parent farming is so fucking miserable

[iron solar]

Join me in collecting E rank McQueens until the scenario is over

[oblique tree]

mant scenario is miserable

how can i already lost 5 clocks on junior year after debut

and that also doesnt count u randomly lost with big stats on senior year

for some reason

[random glacier]

nah im fine with running aces
it's just parents

I have >300 clocks still
But 1 hour parent run for jack shit is unacceptable

[oblique tree]

i mean i understand senior year

but a fucking junior year

already -4 clocks at hopeful stake

shit is so annoying

from 850 clocks now i have 620

no, 880 clocks

and idk what the answer

[random glacier]

you just get blocked

[oblique tree]

since before debut and junior is just focusing on bonds hoping u got all orange before classic if lucky,

so there is no answer

hope to god u win

[sterile gate]

shit dont mean nothin

race get 9th, clock get 1st like what

the best is when u burn all clocks to get 1st

why is there even a limit

[sterile gate]

bum ass horse. she belongs in the streets

trying to make max spd all week. best she can do is 1.1k

[iron solar]

I've just been throwing Ura Finale McQueen runs to complete dailies

And using barely passable umas in CMs

[austere hemlock]

my first race had 6 front runners

[austere hemlock]

barely got 3 wins

round 2 is crazy

[random glacier]

i matched into a guy who i have mutual follow

bit awkward

[random glacier]

late/end cm where

[rigid bear]

in mile cm where u have to be 6th or worse

unless ur narita taishin

[random glacier]

i think cheer halo unique is so fake

like i get out of the gates 3/9 and it's just dead no?

[rigid bear]

might be

pace chaser so much more comfy

u get rewarded for good midrace and not get fucked buy rushed

[random glacier]

the problem with pace is you eat both speed eater and keen eye

[rigid bear]

i rarely see debuffers

[random glacier]

depends on how hard ccs push them

but speed eater is free and like vbourbon has it built in from events

i believe smaru also has speed eater

[rigid bear]

https://tenor.com/view/speechless-corey-harris-gif-16321815488428323403

front runners so privileged

[sterile gate]

ye i kinda cringe a bit when i use em cuz i rotate on all styles

[rigid bear]

dw ill be joining the front runners when katsuragi ace comes out with 0 front runner cards

i thought i wasnt goint to make it

[oblique tree]

i did not make it to group A round 2

[rigid bear]

day 2 trust

[oblique tree]

its already round 2

[rigid bear]

oh....

[lyric robin]

did i msis an entire day?

[oblique tree]

i miss the entire 3 win for 2 days

[lyric robin]

wait

[oblique tree]

[lyric robin]

how is it round 2

did i fuck up and miss round 1

shit

[oblique tree]

wtf u were for real

yes today is round 2

[oblique tree]

round 1 already happen yesterday and the day before

[lyric robin]

is it suppsoed to be 55 races?

or is this round 2 day 1

[oblique tree]

if u do alll the entry then it should 20 and 2 days is 40

and now should be 60

[lyric robin]

the fuck

how did i miss an entire day

i thought i did the day

damnit

whatever i just stat checked this seiun sky

[oblique tree]

if u didnt use gems then its 15 per day, 30 for round 1

[oblique tree]

and total 45 for today

[lyric robin]

wait no it just started

theres one more day of round 2

[oblique tree]

yes there is 1 more

[lyric robin]

k im going crazy

i got a final though

[oblique tree]

round 2 just started

[rigid bear]

my tama hasnt won 1 match in round 2 oguri keeps stealing her wins

[novel raptor]

good

[rigid bear]

[oblique tree]

let it be july already

https://tenor.com/view/xwf-harvey-steve-harvey-alcohol-alcoholic-gif-9090029671315053901

740 stamina C guts, survive the whole race and win

[rigid bear]

unity cup pro max come faster

[oblique tree]

or that yeah

[lyric robin]

cant wait for new scenario to happen when im in japan

i need to find an oguri plushie

[iron solar]

I won a single race B finals this round and I don't care

[iron solar]

https://vxtwitter.com/MrAzul07/status/2055707862664388707

Mr Azul (@MrAzul07)

Nigga

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[oblique tree]

[novel raptor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5BCySaPMVE

whoever in google thought it's a good idea to have autodub on as a defualt should persona 3 themselves

[misty venture]

fob

[novel raptor]

https://fixupx.com/umamusume_eng/status/2056135181732626573

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FixupX · May 17, 2026, 10:10 PM

@pallid aurora time to come back

[austere hemlock]

the skill name

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-spongebob-movie-ocean-man-the-spongebob-movie-gif-11559212657088543163

[rigid bear]

FUCK I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED ALL MY MILE ACES

FUUUUUUUCCKKKKKKKK

[lyric robin]

no........

[misty venture]

[rigid bear]

honestly suprised my grass won 2 races in round 2

[random glacier]

lmao how did that happen

[rigid bear]

i was trasnfering umas cause i was capped and i filtered it by sparks

and i didnt favorite them

[random glacier]

rip

[oblique tree]

the shop decided to not give a single cupcake the entire career run

cool game

[earnest gust]

Gapped this guy

[rigid bear]

W

[random glacier]

that's a youtuber i think

[rigid bear]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA3w4i1ei3I

GUYS MY OPINION HAS ARRIVED

[novel raptor]

[oblique tree]

[novel raptor]

3 front runner one being oguri gotcha

[random glacier]

can i just sleep until july

cm looks boring
endslop > xoguri slop > sprint slop

i wanna pull

[turbid tusk]

ye mant is the dark ages for a reason

i'm on maintenance mode and barely doing runs

[novel raptor]

i only have 48.5k carats

still missing 11.5k

can they release more easy events

[austere hemlock]

got triple S

and failed epitaph

deadass kill mant

fuck this scenario

end closer torture

you're doing fine on the race then suddenly a FUCKING LOSER OF A HORSE

FUCKING DIES

AND TAKES ITSELF WITH YOU

TO LAST PLACE

i'm actually so fucking mad

it was the perfect run

[lyric robin]

@austere hemlock

double rainbow or double friendship booster

[austere hemlock]

that's not double rainbow

that's 25 wit

which is mid

go friendship

[turbid tusk]

wtf

helios card is pointless to max friendship on

[austere hemlock]

NTR is there

next time tell fine motion to do her job

and then you click wit

[random glacier]

also 181 speed so the speed click is more helpful

[novel raptor]

click guts instead

[oblique tree]

nice shop

[oblique tree]

bro why is the game become more autist when there is event/double energy going on

i lose randomly even more

[rigid bear]

actually true i usually lose once or twice but now i burn 5 clocks

[novel raptor]

skill i-

[austere hemlock]

got this I guess

[rigid bear]

yes i agree my skill is improving

[oblique tree]

brother 5 clocks used in 1 race

what the fuck is this autist retard horse is doing

holy shit

holy fuck mant is so annoying to play

[austere hemlock]

she has no skill even on end

[random glacier]

Run late and hope you stat diff

These no unique umas are so bad to run

[austere hemlock]

then you miss the end skills from rival races

[random glacier]

Just for junior year
Better than eating clocks

[lyric robin]

good luck everyone

im probably fucked here

double gold ship about to bend me over

joever

[misty venture]

[random glacier]

Second crown for Natie
14k lobby

[sterile gate]

damn thats a whale ass bracket

[earnest gust]

I got the wrost lobby i can get

Fuck this game

[austere hemlock]

[sterile gate]

i got cooked theres other fronts in my lobby

all good tho i got farther than i expected anyway

[random glacier]

33.3% overall wr
can't make this shit up

[rigid bear]

my cross fell asleep and didnt do anything

[novel raptor]

natie mogged them all

[oblique tree]

anyone doing king halo End career ?

how did u do her career

do u not restart on g2 and g3 races

[turbid tusk]

you run her late

[random glacier]

^

[oblique tree]

but i need to run her End Closer for End skill hint

[iron solar]

A little over 1 month til MANT is over right?

And then into another era of darkness with GL but at least it's not as dark as MANT

[random glacier]

2 months

early July is Maru speed

10 days after is Tachyon/Light Hello

[iron solar]

https://imgur.com/KzujxY7

Umazing Texas horse

[novel raptor]

now do a 10 pull in trainee gacha to get her

https://cdn.7tv.app/emote/01HPSDAPAR0009V37317AFM230/2x.avif

[iron solar]

That'd be typical

Can't get anything til the next phase of these drops

I have all of the first phase ones after getting Taiki

I NEED Biwa...

[sterile gate]

i heard gl is worse but well see

[iron solar]

It's impossible to be worse

Apparently it's shorter but is more subjected to RNG

But lets be honest there's plenty of bullshit RNG in MANT

I'd rather have shorter runs so I can quickly send another

And YOU DON'T NEED RANDOM DISTANCE SPARKS

Which means your builds aren't fucked and you're more likely to hit the distance S aptitude you want

[lyric robin]

I can't wait to make grand live parents try to get ignite spark

That is going to carry on forever

If only my Brian had groundwork zz

I might try to redo this and get ignite groundwork

But man

[oblique tree]

then you dont play mant enough to know its bullshit

it is so annoying

first race ever after debut and i already use 4 clocks for god knows why

and there is no answer to it unless u grief and buy a skill when the run just get started

shop rng is like whatever

my worst one was i got 0 cupcake for the entire career so i had to waste a turn to recreation for great mood before summer

but thats like 1 in 5/6 career run
u will most likely get at least 1 cupcake in the shop

[oblique tree]

which i already did for next run yet still use 2 clocks and ruin the senior year cause the bitch randomly get 12th with S speed and i cant retry

[novel raptor]

https://fixupx.com/schenkersuzuka/status/2056868458802089994/en

すずか (@schenkersuzuka)

📑 Translated from Japanese

The interval between overseas fans' cheering sessions Isn't it too short? 🥲🥲🥲 This is tough, right? I think yesterday was the final of the Taurus Cup or something 🫠🫠 Was Japan like this pace back in the day too??

Original text
海外勢のチャンミの間隔
︀︀短くないですか🥲🥲🥲
︀︀これは厳しいでしょ。
︀︀確か昨日がタウラス杯の決勝だったような🫠🫠
︀︀日本も昔はこんなペースでしたっけ？？

Quoting Umamusume: Pretty Derby (@umamusume_eng)
︀
Heads up, Trainers! There's a new Champions Meeting event on the horizon!
︀︀
︀︀👯 Gemini Cup 👯
︀︀Starting at: 10:00 p.m., June 4
︀︀Race Conditions: Tokyo / Turf / 1,600m (Mile) / Left-Handed / Spring / Sunny / Firm
︀︀
︀︀(Details are subject to change.)
…

FixupX · May 19, 2026, 10:43 PM

[sterile gate]

i played enough to know not to play enough

why would i play trash a lot to know its trash

[lyric robin]

I had one where I got two notepad +3 and 1 fan stick

That was all

[iron solar]

It's crazy how bullshit the shop is

And then you can't compete with people who do 200 runs a day for S aptitudes and successful runs

There's no world GL is worse than MANT

I used to do 3-5 borrow runs a day in Unity and URA while on the treadmill

Now I have to sit at my computer and think about what I'm doing every run and they take forever and they usually suck

[oblique tree]

then how do u know if gl more worse if u barely play mant

tourist dont make sense

[oblique tree]

yeah i had that on the first shop after debut race multiple career

[oblique tree]

yeah

sure the song and vodavi token rng is crazy, but u dont need to go through every single loading in races

even with 120fps loading from starting race to finishing the race still takes a long time

[lyric robin]

i have now decided to just farm ignite power and groundwork only now

and ignore every other skill

[sterile gate]

i clearly said i heard

its not much but is that tourist

[lyric robin]

not bad 1100

ive got the brain damage

could have put these hours towards learning a language

[random glacier]

wtf

and i thought i play a lot

607 on steam + 710 on mobile

[sterile gate]

how to check mobile time

[random glacier]

I checked mine from google play games account

[lyric robin]

i dont play much on mobile

cant focus at work on uma run

[sterile gate]

another 200h on mobile

i have less than half the time on ba thats a damn shame lmao

[rigid bear]

i only do borrowed runs

[lyric robin]

wheres the groundwork

[novel raptor]

look at these people flexing their rookie numbers

not including mobile hrs

[oblique tree]

https://x.com/i/status/2057295465285337393

ウマ娘プロジェクト公式アカウント (@uma_musu)

【新CM公開！】
ギャルウマむすめのえかきうただよ♪
うたに合わせてみんなも描いてみよう！
うた：トーセンジョーダン、ダイタクヘリオス、メジロパーマー、ゴールドシチー、フォーエバーヤング、エスポワールシチー

https://t.co/HrpOl3DbLe

#ウマ娘 #ゲーム...

X · May 21, 2026, 3:00 AM

[rigid bear]

Gyaru Wei Festival

[rigid bear]

so do front runners just win when the lobby has no front runners/pace

if thats the case grass wonder might be seeing the bench

[rigid bear]

these good enough?

i can improve my oguri but its so aids to mile apti with end sparks

[lyric robin]

the misery

i just want

groundwork + power

thats it

it is so hard to getb oth of them together

[lyric robin]

aieee

so many sparks but never same time

[oblique tree]

brooooo

this is first fucking race after debut

like howw??????????????????????

is there an answer to this

how do u even deal with this

do i buy skill after debut race

[oblique tree]

this is also with the daily free retry

5x clocks in the first race

[rigid bear]

ima be honest the event time os rigged af

[oblique tree]

and its not the first time

i had this like 10 times already doing this whore career as End Closer

[random glacier]

first race as in the mile late august?
or the sprint?

both are fucked

[rigid bear]

why are people doing cm 15 scrims

isnt that next scenario

[random glacier]

no next scenario is from cm17

we have cm15 and cm16 which is the sprint one still

[oblique tree]

yeah

it happens on both

sprint one and niigata stakes

[random glacier]

sprint is sprint and niigata junior stakes is the most bullshit race in the game

you probably didn't get any duels

[oblique tree]

its fuckign stupid and annoying

do i just gave up playing end closer

but i already waste gems on getting king halo cheer and mr cb wisdom

even tho its only lb1

[turbid tusk]

ye

[iron solar]

Just play whatever til year 2 balance drops

[random glacier]

uhh
I finished a chain event without having the card in my deck

[iron solar]

Very rare occurence

I got Riko dates in MANT once

[random glacier]

Yeah here I hit 3 random events

[sterile gate]

one time i got to 2nd event of a card i dont have

wasting luck

[random glacier]

https://fixvx.com/ThatKirbo/status/2057919613799637372

Kirbo ➡️ Combo Breaker (@ThatKirbo)

#LOOKATCURREN

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 22, 2026, 8:20 PM

aura
click 10 pulls live on stage and win

[oblique tree]

bro pull out the gacha before running the set

[novel raptor]

he won the matchup, right?

dogass guts run but got good whites i guess

[random glacier]

late surger pink
🥀

[novel raptor]

classic possum ballz pink

[oblique tree]

brother

this game

what am i suppose to do

this run i also didnt retry some g2 g3 so that i can use clocks on g1

and this still happen

[novel raptor]

this is the run shiiiiirley

[novel raptor]

i'll just run these dogass guts run on CM and move on

[iron solar]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/s/wV16TMYyrZ

[novel raptor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoMc0DEsAPE

[sterile gate]

taiki not using her guns for combat is not very kkona

[iron solar]

Taiki larping as Yaeno Muteki

She should just shoot them

[rigid bear]

https://giphy.com/gifs/umamusume-uma-yaeno-muteki-Pjd0BQZerJP9ivzkLL

[snow flower]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HHQjrTLXEAAUqYg.webp

[sterile gate]

todays shards saved me

i thought of running her but itll be too late by the time i get the rest

[novel raptor]

let this be the run BEGGING

[random glacier]

surely

[oblique tree]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

of course when i got a good , green bond on all cards

this happen

i really wanna say something bad but dont want to get banned

fucking autist game

i wish dead to the people who made this mode in 2022

[random glacier]

stunlocked

niigata junior stakes get another

run pace or late there

seiun unique doesnt even work

[turbid tusk]

ye seeking the clocks on niigata there's a super long straight so fronts almost always lose

[rigid bear]

im so burnt out now on mant

[turbid tusk]

join everyone else in maintenance mode

[oblique tree]

please be july man

[rigid bear]

finishing my cm 16 aces then i go live in 1 ura race a day mode

[random glacier]

don't

you remake with throne once it comes out anyway

i've also been on 0.5 career per day for the last week
i still don't have cm14 aces

[rigid bear]

oh i meant the cm thats 2200m

[random glacier]

@rigid bear wedding cafe

[sterile gate]

me on our honeymoon

[rigid bear]

HOLY SHIT

cant wait to have this in 2029

[novel raptor]

gentil crush me

🧎‍♂️‍➡️

[iron solar]

https://vxtwitter.com/Welovefroxdotco/status/2059955002018558205

FRӜ̵̨̄Ω (@Welovefroxdotco)

GET UP ON THE ROOF NOWW

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 28, 2026, 11:08 AM

[austere hemlock]

https://vxtwitter.com/umamusume_eng/status/2060122730692001816

Umamusume: Pretty Derby (@umamusume_eng)

We're offering a helping hand to get you to the peak of the URA Finale!

🎁 Gift Contents:
- Carats ×1,500

Check your presents to claim it now!

#Umamusume

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 28, 2026, 10:15 PM

https://tenor.com/view/peanutting-it-the-burnt-peanut-gif-11603416929582216884

[sterile gate]

one day thatll say ura auto play

[rigid bear]

hmm so this is why people still have higher stamina stats in jp

[sweet kiln]

from "level wit to remove rushed" to "learn a skill that makes u rushed"

[random glacier]

basically just makes you build stam as if pace chaser

it's 0.25 on a white skill so quite good

[oblique tree]

cool shop

[random glacier]

not max speed 🥀
no uma stan

but idt i can hit something better
just to lose to taishin anyway

[iron solar]

This might be the best CM Taishin will ever have

She doesn't have her mood awful event in MANT

[rigid bear]

enchroaching = win

[random glacier]

also nemesis is actually good

[iron solar]

Is there space in the club

Mine seems to have disbanded?

[iron solar]

https://imgur.com/GnXLfIN

This seems decent

It missed Curvature and I had to take Corner Recovery for Tenno Sho Spring but whatever

[lyric robin]

is this good enough

[austere hemlock]

maybe

[sterile gate]

not 601 stam 🧱

[iron solar]

Our mile sparks are actually useful in the mile CM

[novel raptor]

guts run is such a pain in the ass

[random glacier]

guts is big shit

nice medium s

[novel raptor]

yeah i only have 2 star medium spark and it's the only one i hit

[sterile gate]

i had random 1* gw and that shit hit

meanwhile 11* mile

[novel raptor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ONjh4iHgFU

[sterile gate]

zamn by a nose

triple crown winner in the making

[random glacier]

his sire is a stayer and Kikuka Sho/TSS winner so yeah can see it

[random glacier]

"why haven't you quit the game already" month
Fuji showtime event in MANT
Throne in the middle of cm15 meaning you need to rebuild aces

[oblique tree]

nah skip it, grand live is like a month after

or maybe 3 weeks

[rigid bear]

WE WILL NOT BE GRINDING THE SHOWTIME EVENT IN MANT WHAT

the only thing exciting here is the legend races 😭

[sterile gate]

remind me what the fuji even is again

[random glacier]

harder career for rewards

[sterile gate]

is that the same as golshi week?

i was able to make aces with that enabled so it wasnt too bad

[iron solar]

Probably only build pacers in Fuji mode, and ones with good unique skill

[austere hemlock]

bro

i really don't wanna build horses for next cm

maybe i'll skip it

[lyric robin]

i will be taking a break due to being in japan

simple

maybe grand live will be better

[rigid bear]

10 room matches 0 tracen cheer procs

i love back liners!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[oblique tree]

[rigid bear]

now i lost cause the other horses dont have mid race and im punished for having good skills

Seems fair

[sterile gate]

meisho doto on the front page of nhentai

[iron solar]

What

Where

[austere hemlock]

who uses nhentai in the big 26

[novel raptor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhrARdOJXjc

[rigid bear]

NEVER PULL

[random glacier]

the throne incident

[turbid tusk]

throne

good for a whole week

[random glacier]

tbh JP got scammed
no scenario pal card for GM so a bunch of people spent crystals on throne

then they dropped the card 1 month later

[oblique tree]

Explosion Time

[novel raptor]

at satsuki sho

[novel raptor]

aight i'm done with my takarazuka ace

time to chill till grand live

[random glacier]

guts deck is so dogshit end me pls

[lyric robin]

Guts is misery

[oblique tree]

fuck me man her stam and guts is dead

it was a good run as well

https://cdn.7tv.app/emote/60aeff0411a994a4acdd36b6/3x.gif

[oblique tree]

my best guts build were this

its so annoying to play guts

trying to do 3 guts u lose early in career since ur speed is so low

unless u got a good run and reach C speed

[random glacier]

yeah 3 guts you just explode in junior year

running races with like 180 speed and power

[oblique tree]

yeah

need to hit a good rng early to reach D speed after junior or before satsuki sho

[novel raptor]

hehe

[novel raptor]

https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2062294550379635122

Umamusume: Pretty Derby (@umamusume_eng)

🎊 Here's your first look at the new 3★ character!

Introducing [Platanus Witch] Sweep Tosho!

For details, please check the Featured Trainees section on the top right of the Scout screen, available from Jun 4 (UTC).

#Umamusume

X · Jun 3, 2026, 10:05 PM

https://klipy.com/gifs/sweep-tosho

[random glacier]

yada

yada yada yada

[austere hemlock]

10 tickets on her

if i get i get if i don't i don't

[sterile gate]

https://tenor.com/view/sweeptosho-yada-gif-16689529257375848197

[austere hemlock]

[iron solar]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/o8EIwApSEWg

Spinoff of other kinds of horses when

This one's huge!

[sterile gate]

chonky boi

[novel raptor]

https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2062717320091631830

Umamusume: Pretty Derby (@umamusume_eng)

Character Introduction 🥕

Sweep Tosho
Voice: Shiori Sugiura

A totally spoiled brat! She swears she'll be a witch someday!

#Umamusume

X · Jun 5, 2026, 2:05 AM

💢

[sterile gate]

https://tenor.com/view/sweep-tosho-uma-musume-gif-12374295335044406181

[novel raptor]

https://fixupx.com/Ruru179/status/2062719715055992853/en

藍川⚓️6/28URC【3枠51番】 (@Ruru179)

📑 Translated from Japanese

I can't forgive those Grok translation bastards for calling our cute magical girl Sweepy a kid...

Original text
俺たちの可愛い魔法少女スイーピーをガキ呼ばわりするなんて許せねぇよグロ翻訳の野郎…

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FixupX · Jun 5, 2026, 2:14 AM

[rigid bear]

https://x.com/pakatube/status/2062837048076276174

ぱかチューブっ! 公式アカウント (@pakatube)

【🌋予告🌋】
オマエら❗️
ヤン子🕶️、カジノ💿、エピ💬、ロゴ🪧が「PEAK」🧗‍♀️をプレイ🎮するぞ✌️

⛰️🗻🏔️🌋⛰️🗻
6月6日(土)19:00 公開
🏔️🌋⛰️🗻🏔️🌋

頂点⛰️を目指せ💪
https://t.co/uagIs3U7p9

#ウマ娘 #ぱかチューブ #ぱかチュ...

X · Jun 5, 2026, 10:00 AM

[iron solar]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1txi9j6/agnes_tachyon_video_clip/

Real Agnes Tachyon was a chesnutter

[sweet kiln]

26 tickets, no yada

[iron solar]

Considering spending mine on Inari One before she leaves

I find these many high aptitude umas to be fun to run

[sterile gate]

thats how they get you

[rigid bear]

i wasted 5k gems and got maru

[iron solar]

The hag comes cheap

Also it seems like the best way to get through this Fuji mode is send URA finale runs on a pace miler

Like Taiki or Nishino

And do not do it on MANT if you value your sanity

[rigid bear]

yeah im doing 1 run per day unity cup

until throne comes out where i rework my 2200 cm aces

[random glacier]

fastest strat is tama

she has a goal to place in senior january

fail that and you still get decent progress

[oblique tree]

2 more cm for mant

brotherrrr

[knotty sparrow]

The history of generic BiS speed deck builds is: Kita + Maruzensky -> Pasa + Maru -> Pasa + SiL -> Almond Eye + Teio"

chat, is this true??

[oblique tree]

maruzensky is for front runner

[iron solar]

Yes and no

It's for front runner, but it's still insane for everyone else

[oblique tree]

i would take pasa and light hello banner instead

wait no tachyon

cause its right after

[iron solar]

https://imgur.com/nF8mCqw

Damn I'm actually doing alright in a CM for once

Hitting mile S with a shitload of mile sparks

[sterile gate]

if that first pasa is the sr card that shits like whale territory cuz youre pulling for it

[random glacier]

ssr I'd imagine

Also tachyon should be considered
2 sp bonus is no joke

You won't be racing nearly as much in future scenarios

[iron solar]

I currently have 21k carats and KB is still my only MLB SSR speed card

Not sure what to do

Maybe send enough to pity once on SMaru and hopefully get it LB1 and then I guess borrow Light Hello MLB for all of the next scenario?

[sterile gate]

ye i was a bit confused cuz tachyon wasnt there either

[sterile gate]

skip smaru unless front main

either way youre cooked cuz u wanna mlb either light hello or tachyon

although i heard 2lb light hello and 1lb tachyon are good for coping

[austere hemlock]

i'll mlb both and borrow smaru

https://tenor.com/view/pink-vibe-plinkvibe-gif-17235028463964292320

[iron solar]

The pal cards are so stupid

"pull on this card you will never use again after this scenario or get fucked"

[austere hemlock]

late start should not be a thing

[austere hemlock]

seeing TRASH umas win because yours just got blocked is so annoying man

i'm only playing fronts from now on

i can't take this anymore

[random glacier]

Fronts aren't safe either

You lose rod to some bumass s+ horse with 2 debuff skills because they rolled downhill better

[iron solar]

Nice fronts you idiot vtuber

[oblique tree]

[rigid bear]

[rigid bear]

sixpence won his first g1 gratz to him