Umamusume: Pretty Derby

[random glacier]

it's out

get your air shakurs

[oblique tree]

oh its not selector

ok it doesnt count then

[random glacier]

yeah i started late, rerolled ksb
and then i got omega lucky and mlb fuku in 200

finemo + selectors to max in 200

[oblique tree]

thats even crazier luck

than 3 ssr mlb from day 1

i might waste 300 pulls on cafe and tosen jordan

but i dont think it will change anything

its basicly just 1 spark + 100 unlucky pull
probably ended up like my finemo pulls

[turbid tusk]

ye if you didn't waste your pulls on every horse 3 mlb ssrs should be almost guaranteed

unless people went for super creek

[oblique tree]

it still change nothing with 300 pulls that i waste

its probably became 1 more fine mo

then i can save my ticket for super creek later, if i ever got her to lb3

[lyric robin]

thanks pasa

fuck ia ccidentally hit next

instead of clock

shit

im forfeitting

fuck me

[lyric robin]

surely this will give me a mlb ssr

[oblique tree]

thats like only lb1

[sweet kiln]

not bad

[random glacier]

usable for spark farm

[rigid bear]

wait i won 2 lobbies with front dom

this might be the tech

[novel raptor]

look at these trainers struggling

wajaja

[earnest gust]

No groundworks or max speed

[rigid bear]

💢

[pallid aurora]

I'm turning this mf into glue

[rigid bear]

[austere hemlock]

"so little jewels"

[lyric robin]

hm

close

[velvet glade]

ye thats not bad at all

[sterile gate]

interesting. might give that deck a try

i have 0lb pasa

i did 2 spd 2 wit 2 pow

got 1.2 spd, 1.1 pow but my wit was almost 800

maybe just didnt get enough wit rainbows

[sterile gate]

wtf

[iron solar]

https://imgur.com/MQ9kzIg

Kinda bad skills and no med S but hopefully this can get me through the people that just don't have XOguri at all

I got this with 18 power sparks and no power card btw

And not that much training on speed cuz her stat growths go crazy

[velvet glade]

how can u have max wit and so few skil points

u want at least 2 gold skills and 2/4 pace/medium corner/straight

[iron solar]

I skipped some races that presented me with double speed and triple+ wit trainings

And you don't need shit you just let the horse run

People always say "you need this, you need that or it's glue"

[velvet glade]

ey bro race this horse and come back to me

[iron solar]

I'm not trying to win, this scenario's trash

I'm just trying for like B or A finals

If this is good enough, it's good enough

[velvet glade]

ok well if u dont try to win u actually dont need shit

https://giphy.com/gifs/STRAPPEDUS-druski-druski2funny-meme-n4FCJYLldGPC95d4ku

[iron solar]

People forget that, people also forget that you still lose even if you have all the best shit unless it's front runners then you just will win

Also I'm not listening to a guy who had "death to america" as their name for like a week

[velvet glade]

oh ur american

cringe

[novel raptor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhOtal7lgNY

[random glacier]

That horse won hanshin jf and oka sho

Tiara run inc?

[austere hemlock]

hopefully this is enough to stay on group 6 until next scenario

[lyric robin]

@austere hemlock do you usually go for sp over stat

is that weighed higher

i never really knew

theres not that much info out there on a weighted system that i can find anyways

[austere hemlock]

i go for sp when i know i don't need the stats to cap

[lyric robin]

its a big cope

idk

maybe i should just go speed

[lyric robin]

no speed

summer nobody appeared on speed

all wit

[misty venture]

[austere hemlock]

got valentine bourbon in 30 pulls

we take those

[random glacier]

bro sirius symboli is another agemasen card

can we kill this thing

pls

-200

but got diachan and archer rudolf

and 5 starred natie

[novel raptor]

this 2kb uma actually took 200 pulls

she's now 200kb uma

[rigid bear]

i will be waiting for ur 9power 9medium sparks

: )

[sterile gate]

isnt she for sprint/mile?

[rigid bear]

oh i mean mile kek

[random glacier]

she's like E medium

so you still need med sparks to do anything

[sterile gate]

6* sprint/mile 3* med kek

or skip med races

[random glacier]

you'd need ggp with med

then gp with sprint/mile
then nishino

[sweet kiln]

thank you flower

[random glacier]

hey i want that

game can you gimme that instead of the 4th rudolf and teio pls

[sweet kiln]

not a bad sesh

[novel raptor]

mods!

[sweet kiln]

it's compensantion for 70 wasted pulls on xoguri

[austere hemlock]

can you only get the special animation for special week in the story mode?

[lyric robin]

Damnit, did some pulls with pink tickets and special week surprise

Sigh

Debating on if I should tilt and pull for nishino

[austere hemlock]

not worth

just borrow

[sterile gate]

if u spend, parent farm, or no other pull targets might as well

the only ones worth considering are mr cb and smaru before next scenario

so just make sure u got enough for that

[random glacier]

Ye just borrow

[lyric robin]

Witgod says to pull... But I need support cards

Fug

I guess I'll blow 60k on tachyon

[iron solar]

I would not pull for Nishino if you have good pace parents already

I was gonna pull her then I pulled Maru and Mummy Creek off banner and I can get Taiki in a month

Also I feel like I'm gonna get put on a government list if I pull Nishino

[rigid bear]

guys how do u get best junior year umamusume

[lyric robin]

fucking

[novel raptor]

https://www.phixiv.net/en/artworks/143510845

ウェディングネイチャ by (@lsy7770)

ウェディングネイチャ
#Uma Musume Pretty Derby, #Umamusume, #Nice Nature (Uma Musume), #wedding

https://github.com/thelaao/phixiv · Apr 13, 2026, 10:34 AM

[austere hemlock]

can we skip to tachyon banner pls

[random glacier]

just skip to l'arc

[rigid bear]

hesRight

[novel raptor]

just skip to breeders' cup

i wanna see uma in america

[rigid bear]

https://tenor.com/view/forever-young-umamusume-uma-dance-gif-14138976721277179221

[random glacier]

no I need l'arc for diachan

[rigid bear]

we also get this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOlqeiHKtLg

[novel raptor]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/p/DWlmEuMjz0r/?hl=en

fatty

[novel raptor]

finally a loopable power parent

[lyric robin]

Wow that is crazy

I should make a parent with ignited sparks

[novel raptor]

yeah i think they're still used until now in jp so worth it

i'd advise to do it with your usual ace runs tho

unless you actually wanna dedicate time and go bald farming for it

[lyric robin]

Hmm

I need to go find a parent with both ignites then right

If I'm not feeding it into one

My problem is I don't want my parent to be from the ace

Since if I get it on oguri it's fucked

[novel raptor]

yeah you'll eventually get the sparks from your ace runs

then just loop it as grandparent

[lyric robin]

I need to do it on something like the dom or go back to Narita brian

My love

I'll probably go find a 3* power with double ignite I guess later today

Busy wagie hell

[novel raptor]

hope you find one

[random glacier]

there is like a pasa with 4 ignited skills on db

i found it the other day

[velvet glade]

u are cooking wtfrik

[lyric robin]

Hm do I buy one anniversary pack

70 bucks

[novel raptor]

yes

https://cdn.7tv.app/emote/01F6VM65TG0002CGDRZAC9RVEZ/2x.avif

not a bad purchase if you're stocking up for smaru or tachyon support card

if you're gonna buy go buy in their webstore

[lyric robin]

I spent 200 on a shinano fig

[austere hemlock]

all those whites

for 1 wit

chat how do I get exactly 100 carats

[sterile gate]

how much was the jar

[iron solar]

https://imgur.com/YtVXTa8 https://imgur.com/WBhmMms https://imgur.com/GRKwFu4

This seems like it could be alright

This XOguri's skills are so bad so I guess I should try a few more runs

Run legit gave me zero skills

I love how comfy building late surgers is

You just run a parent with Uma Stan and power sparks hopefully you hit it, you run your NN wit, you run your FineMo for Nimble Nav, I think they're really easy

I pulled Full Armor Fuku off banner and I kinda wish I tried her last CM

[iron solar]

It's winnable, she's gonna break her leg

[sterile gate]

that xoguri is gonna brick with radiant star

also u def want more stam than that

[lyric robin]

too low wit?

man i had no speed ankles, and had no megaphone for end of game

[random glacier]

should be fine

do you have u=ma2?

[lyric robin]

ye

uma and opera

[random glacier]

right handed spring runner double circle with med S

you'll run it down

[novel raptor]

yeah and you have firm menace

you reached the 1500 speed

[sterile gate]

dont show up in my lobby pls

[iron solar]

Besides a lot of stam, that looks perfect

Or as good as it's gonna get

[sterile gate]

take the chance and eager are for lates tho

if it procs youre already losing anyway so not sure how much thatll help

[novel raptor]

https://www.phixiv.net/en/artworks/143564047

フジキセキ by (@callretort)

フジキセキ
おっぱい
#Uma Musume Pretty Derby, #Umamusume, #Fuji Kiseki (Uma Musume), #シューティンスタァ・ルヴュ

https://github.com/thelaao/phixiv · Apr 14, 2026, 3:43 PM

[lyric robin]

I got in some aids 6 front lobby

[sterile gate]

did it proc and get u the win?

[lyric robin]

Yeah

I procced everything

I didn't have enough skills anyways

I need to definitely make an ignite parent

I will try to make my own ny opera with ignite double

[sterile gate]

when i was doing lobbies i kept running into weird teams

like solo fronts and 3 lates

and not every lobby was 3 xoguri

sometimes i was the only one

sometimes there was only 1 dom or none at all, just my 2

[oblique tree]

wait what

oh u mean the lobbies not the teams

1 front 3 late, wtf u can bring 4 uma per person

[random glacier]

decent gp

[lyric robin]

who do i feed it into

[random glacier]

1* turf is unfortunate

[lyric robin]

yeah

kind of sucks

i didnt realize opera had mile e

fuck

i was trying to shove both ignites onto her

[random glacier]

it's fine ignited wit is only for front anyway

[lyric robin]

idk who to feed this for a parent

i wanted to do ny opera but

its kind of ass

[random glacier]

eh
pace is awkward

[lyric robin]

which is the best style for low spender anyways

i know pace is weak right now since we're missing a lot of accel

[random glacier]

can't go wrong with pace/late

best style for low spender is whatever style with the scenario banner card

and/or free pulls

for now you can xoguri wheelchair until 2nd anni almost

[rigid bear]

word on the street is right handed spring runner lone wolf is the schizo strat for beating xoguri this cm

[sterile gate]

just grab those either way cuz more spd is always good

daiwa card has neck and neck so thats something for pace

[novel raptor]

https://www.phixiv.net/en/artworks/143603486

マルシュネイチャ by (@夕星トラン)

マルシュネイチャ
誕生日おめでとうネイチャ！！！！！
これからも一生最推し！！！！！

……といいつつ、マルシュやラヴズ推しでもあるので、こういう絵となりました。
#Uma Musume Pretty Derby, #Umamusume, #Nice Nature (Uma Musume)

https://github.com/thelaao/phixiv · Apr 15, 2026, 4:34 PM

[novel raptor]

time for another grind

[lyric robin]

12 12 12 but shit skills

rip

and no s

ugh

[random glacier]

holy fuck playing on 60fps is crazy

it's like not having 300 ping anymore

[rigid bear]

how!

[turbid tusk]

you gotta download the hachimi mod

i think hachimi edge is the updated version

[random glacier]

yeah hachimi edge

unfortunately doesn't work on mobile for global yet

[sterile gate]

i saw someone post he speedran mant parent 20mins

but he forgot to say he used fps unlocker

[rigid bear]

i gave up and used lossless scaling

[oblique tree]

mant scenario stressing me out lmao

jesus i just started race and i already use 3 clock

in 3 different career

summer maru career

[rigid bear]

im already using gems

its so cooked

[random glacier]

crazy
i'm still on >400 clocks

sooo close to UG

think this is like 100 points off UG

[rigid bear]

cake shook

does gold firm give speed

[random glacier]

60 speed and power

this is FL hat

unfortunately no right handed or spring runner

[rigid bear]

i had one with both and lone wolf but the i have 900 power

[random glacier]

i had one with both too but no midgame

[novel raptor]

i have... uhh nevermind

[rigid bear]

wut

[sweet kiln]

how many stars do u guys buy fir a single uma ?

usually

debating 100 stars for flower

[turbid tusk]

until they become 4 star

if you plan on using them a lot

[cosmic pecan]

https://fixupx.com/umapyoidenset2u/status/2045714565493883270

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FixupX · Apr 19, 2026, 4:02 AM

[novel raptor]

that 1 point is triggering my OCD

[sterile gate]

zamn

[lyric robin]

Got nishino in 70, I probably shouldn't do that

No more pulling until tachyon

[austere hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/gambling-gamble-gambler-old-man-addiction-gif-13539663578305331391

[sweet kiln]

good enough i guess

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1233765398856470560.webp?size=96&animated=true

[lyric robin]

I'm going to move on to the next cm

Too much gambling for my account

[analog geyser]

I'm scared to do it. What if I get some crazy FineMo spook when I roll on CB

[lyric robin]

what if you get some crazy finemo spook 1 year down the line

[iron solar]

Ya just send it

And yeah this CM is fried

Lowkey hoping all the Oguris lose and the debuffers start winning

[novel raptor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJjtFSOfThQ

[earnest gust]

Just wait cb then

[random glacier]

the tickets don't update anyway
so you have limited choice
it's just kita finemo creek

maybe bijin wit

i doubt you have pasa power

[rigid bear]

i am a trainer from SEA and this is my ace

[turbid tusk]

wtf super firm course

[random glacier]

right handed spring runner is juicy

[analog geyser]

wait

[random glacier]

eeeh
1lb is cope

3lb maybe

would be usable for cm 12 13 15

[random glacier]

how make maru parent for late surger

@rigid bear do you need god dober

checked just now still got slot

718910855299

[novel raptor]

nooo not the god seed dober

https://www.phixiv.net/en/artworks/97945480

祈願 by (@金木犀)

祈願
クリスマスオグリが欲しい…
#クリスマスオグリ, #Oguri Cap, #Umamusume, #Uma Musume Pretty Derby, #Oguri Cap (Uma Musume), #キセキの白星, #聖なる夜に重なるキセキ

https://github.com/thelaao/phixiv · Apr 28, 2022, 1:50 PM

[rigid bear]

yuukaNotL

[turbid tusk]

[random glacier]

o7

i got in

maybe dude was clearing when i found him

[sterile gate]

the longer u wait the less value u get out of that

[random glacier]

second UG let's go

Only took a run with no skills

[rigid bear]

monka

[oblique tree]

first 5star

[rigid bear]

i got a Nice nature ssr dupe but im max lb

[sweet kiln]

low roll mant runs drain my soul

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1214236233811890196.webp?size=96&animated=true

and it still ages until next scenario

[rigid bear]

i do be missing the pachinko unity cup gameplay

[oblique tree]

https://youtu.be/KEyI7mSQJx0?si=Hajaw0cem-TfAa7p

[rigid bear]

My opinion has arrived

red shift or bust

[novel raptor]

xoguri + cheer NN and grass dominators gotcha

[rigid bear]

yamete

[random glacier]

if im bored enough i may do triple murmur comp

wedding maya og natie mummy creek

unfortunately no dober so can't do that

[novel raptor]

can we skip to grand live now

doing mant runs is making me feel dead inside

[rigid bear]

i dont even hate the length of it its just that you need mile

imagine being a cafe oshi

holy shit i feel bad for them

[iron solar]

It's a fun idea, bad execution, so many problems

I've been throwing McQueen runs for my daily run

[austere hemlock]

my oguri didn't trig her skill twice already

with 1050 wit and 4 recoveries

3*

3 times now

[iron solar]

Uma builds are also strangled by needing 40-50 race bonus

So a card could have a gold skill you want but you can't use it cuz it doesn't have any race bonus

[random glacier]

Late surgers be like "what gold skills?"

[sterile gate]

i always borrow nn if im running late

[sterile gate]

thats why i try not to overachieve

beggars cant be choosers

can only get 3 out of 5 must have skills it is what it is

my xoguri turned out pretty decent tho

i have 0lb pasa and i borrowed daiwa pow and my pow was still 1.1k

[austere hemlock]

even with xoguri + 2 dom there's still a lot of rng involved

omgBruh

[random glacier]

oyl just sucks is the thing
you hit oyl, you have seiun zooming 15L ahead and xoguri 10L ahead

[iron solar]

Dude my debuffer Grass Wonder is randomly crushing

[dreamy ridge]

@iron solar has leveled up! (40 ➜ 41)

[rigid bear]

the only time OYL saved me today was when all 7 front runners died

[iron solar]

Real Oguri had a cat friend!

[oblique tree]

[rigid bear]

https://giphy.com/gifs/umamusume-uma-musume-super-creek-yo3xaplSLsXwpMlvC2

[random glacier]

https://fixupx.com/umauma888888/status/2047238171747070021

H@RU (@umauma888888)

ライスの耳が1番大きいね👀✨

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FixupX · Apr 23, 2026, 8:56 AM

[sweet kiln]

feelsDeservedMan

[novel raptor]

nice fronts

[rigid bear]

AAAA I HATE MARUZENSKY AS A PARENT SHE HAS 0 AFFINITY

[random glacier]

wait until you have to run her as late to get hints

[novel raptor]

i'll make a maru parent for you koko don't worry

lemme just finish building my parents for her

[rigid bear]

[novel raptor]

i'm actually not kidding

what spark do you need stam pow or wit?

i can't promise you that she will have end closer skills tho

https://fixupx.com/miyamaV2/status/2047262546177282410

深山みづき🍵趣味絵描き (@miyamaV2)

猫パジャマ姿なネイチャ🐈

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FixupX · Apr 23, 2026, 10:33 AM

[rigid bear]

stam/power

[dreamy ridge]

@rigid bear has leveled up! (65 ➜ 66)

[rigid bear]

im not going end i already invested too much skill books on fast and furious

[rigid bear]

omg

the steam logo is golshi now

[iron solar]

Oh fuck!!

[rigid bear]

Agemasen is dead

https://giphy.com/gifs/bandainamco-tekken-next-gen-8-QX8eZIXbQ0HSmvkXdk

[novel raptor]

nice

oh doest that mean golshi week is about to start?

[rigid bear]

bro are we still racing wut is this 😭

[novel raptor]

pog

try pulling now

might be your lucky day

[rigid bear]

kappapenis

[rigid bear]

wuda

[sterile gate]

say less

[rigid bear]

thoughts?

[sterile gate]

adorable and hilarious vibe. severe lack of cow udders

[rigid bear]

almond eye is hiding em

[oblique tree]

what site is that

[rigid bear]

https://grids.fun/t/about-me-umamusume-buj0p?list=umamusume-ba9to

[novel raptor]

i'm in

https://cdn.7tv.app/emote/01F6WP22CR0004YCK11WAVZHEW/2x.avif

[sterile gate]

id give this a try but i dont even think bout this stuff so idk what to put

[rigid bear]

just wing it bruh

[rigid bear]

agemasen

[random glacier]

I'd do this but I don't know half of these umas from JP

[rigid bear]

dew it

[sweet kiln]

not enough categories for my favs

[random glacier]

really hard to find someone that is overrated

[rigid bear]

who da helly is that latino godess ass body

[random glacier]

Rigantona from L'Arc

[rigid bear]

omaygot

[novel raptor]

ah yes her famous group card

https://cdn.7tv.app/emote/01K9FBTPQSEK6YF9P88766J359/2x.avif

[oblique tree]

mamacita

[austere hemlock]

lucky pace = win

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G5FaPyvXsAAkRr0.gif

[random glacier]

kinda scared of round 2

surely i hit A finals

[rigid bear]

Round 2 is actual xoguris im so cooked

[novel raptor]

i'll beat xoguris with my oshi

[random glacier]

So many whites yet still literally nothing usable

[sterile gate]

sadE

[austere hemlock]

i'm only losing to whales with better gold skills

https://tenor.com/view/i-guess-bro-what-are-you-talking-about-bruh-wolf-of-wall-street-nose-pinch-gif-2883543456073544458

[iron solar]

I went 0/20 this round and I don't care

This CM is so cringe

Just don't give a shit about this only one strat wins bullshit in this dogshit scenario

[lyric robin]

I lost to a xoguri who activated their radiant star in last spurt

[sterile gate]

i lost to these

[random glacier]

Holy unity ace

[rigid bear]

getting hit by dominator when u hit ur accel is such a shit feeling

[rigid bear]

LFGGGGGGGGGG

7-13 RECORD

i never doubted you

[random glacier]

gamer

[novel raptor]

https://fixupx.com/umamusume_eng/status/2048161394466656358

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FixupX · Apr 25, 2026, 10:05 PM

time for another pulling session

[oblique tree]

this shit is so boring

xoguri every match lmao

0-19

[rigid bear]

its either x oguri or ug rank front runner with @VF name tag

[rigid bear]

take tha chance and nsm?

gawd dman

[random glacier]

the unique is worse than OG natie
🥀

[novel raptor]

she'll be there to make my oguri stronger

https://cdn.7tv.app/emote/01JXRKKQ0D1F1VNVSCFENJZH7F/4x.gif

[rigid bear]

when u put maru as a parent oguri suddenly becomes adopted

[iron solar]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fZ6vC-abNuQ @snow flower

Best thing to come out of this shit game is horses on the shorts timeline tbh

[rigid bear]

grand live low cortisol gameplay save us

did 5 borrowed mant runs today no med s

can we just accept maruzensky is infertile and cant be a mother

[random glacier]

why does vodka exist and why does she have nsm

[sterile gate]

I'll have to see about that

[random glacier]

Do I pull cheer halo

Insane pulls

[austere hemlock]

damn

[misty venture]

I got meshio doto

empty

[austere hemlock]

why is everyone rolling

[snow flower]

nice nature = pp hard

[austere hemlock]

i got the king halo

her skill seems ass

on late

[rigid bear]

damn she came home early

[random glacier]

She is good inherit for late end on straightaway spurt track

I believe she is usable for cm14

And the sprint one

[austere hemlock]

what are the rewards from golshi mode

is it only monie?

[rigid bear]

yes dont do it bro its MANT

[novel raptor]

OOIIIISUUU NAISU NECHU DESUUU

[iron solar]

https://imgur.com/CGMWu8P

Got this with a free pull

Crazy guts card!!!

[austere hemlock]

I'm sorry cinderella grey player

[rigid bear]

damn he ran creek

🫡

[random glacier]

Day 4 sucked
So many late starts and rushes

Half of these I can win if I had some green speed skills

[novel raptor]

time to run cheer NN for finals win

[random glacier]

if i can hit

[turbid tusk]

[oblique tree]

is it just card diff

or im missing something on mant

[turbid tusk]

ye it's called autism

[oblique tree]

is 34 race not enough

excluding 3 ura final

[sterile gate]

thats like average

31-34. some people go to like 40

[rigid bear]

idk how people do 40

[oblique tree]

thats like really rare no

usually around 37-38

with 3 climax

do people dont care about bond cards if they race 40 times

[novel raptor]

of course it's guts

[rigid bear]

i havent seen this screen since cm 1

[novel raptor]

9 out of 10 guts run is 40+ races

[rigid bear]

https://tenor.com/view/speechless-corey-harris-gif-16321815488428323403

ill stick to being an S+ andy

[novel raptor]

this should be enough to replace my grass

[rigid bear]

oisu

[novel raptor]

golshi gooner

[rigid bear]

golshi but not using smh

[oblique tree]

this shit is so cringe

20 match only xoguri winning lmao

[rigid bear]

it is but thankfully next cm is not so xoguri dominant

[oblique tree]

not pulling xoguri really punish you this hard

[random glacier]

cm15 i think is the same case btw

hanshit 2200

xoguri 777 carry over

[rigid bear]

omgBruh

[random glacier]

oh and the dirt cm
is 2000 too
guess who can run dirt

[rigid bear]

tokyo daishaiten

dirt trackblazer sounds like cancer toh

thats a skip

[random glacier]

its first cm grand live iirc

dirt in TB sucks so bad there isnt a single dirt cm

[rigid bear]

wow what an opener

[iron solar]

I made group A finals randomly and I don't even care this CM sucks

[novel raptor]

https://fixupx.com/sakunosakurano/status/2047073460044923334/photo/1

サクノサクラノ (@sakunosakurano)

アグネスタキオン……

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FixupX · Apr 22, 2026, 10:02 PM

[austere hemlock]

yeah bro you EARNED the win

for sure!

[turbid tusk]

[novel raptor]

https://fixupx.com/umamusume_eng/status/2048582906126430271

Umamusume: Pretty Derby (@umamusume_eng)

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FixupX · Apr 27, 2026, 2:00 AM

i've done my part

https://fixupx.com/miyamaV2/status/2048706278722298208/en

深山みづき🍵趣味絵描き (@miyamaV2)

📑 Translated from Japanese

Nice Nature-san preparing for summer Bolder than I thought and a little embarrassing...

Original text
夏の準備をするナイスネイチャさん
︀︀思ったより大胆でちょっと恥ずかしい…

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FixupX · Apr 27, 2026, 10:10 AM

[lyric robin]

Wish I had one more MLB ssr

I feel lacking

I really need to beef my support card stack up

[novel raptor]

do a giga pull on tachyon support banner

[sterile gate]

seg

[lyric robin]

I needed matikane

My speed cards are sad

And no nishino flower power actually pretty annoying

[austere hemlock]

Am I insane or is this decent?

I think I proc groundwork a little late sometimes

but it should be fine?

[novel raptor]

yeah you good

i was gonna make my cm13 ace but i used low cortisol as parent instead of maru

i guess my brain is still wired to this cm

this would've been the run

[sterile gate]

seems good enough but missing early lead/ttl might brick u idk

[austere hemlock]

the support card didn't finish

[earnest gust]

I should've pulled for NTR instead of faku. Firm course menace is op

[sterile gate]

im getting fucked by greens. i thought my shit was pretty decent

barely made it A finals. 75% wr down to 40%

1 ticket went 0 wins, last went 2-2 but by then i already lost hope

final match was 2 jobbers somehow jfc

[iron solar]

Every single match yesterday

My Oguri got 3rd and the other Oguris got 2nd and 1st

I went 0-20

Today I beat 3 oshi runners to make A finals

[novel raptor]

it's so fun to watch fob's chatters coach him in his mant runs

you can tell who actually understands how to do a good mant run and who actually just follow a guide without fully understanding why it is that way

[rigid bear]

my opinion in mant is just a seiru video in text

[novel raptor]

yeah which is understandably fine cuz doing mant is so dogwater to do, well just because you have to consider a lot of things

[random glacier]

zamn i'm famous now

[oblique tree]

[rigid bear]

[novel raptor]

[novel raptor]

🦆 🚬

[rigid bear]

https://x.com/uma_musu_en/status/2049098401132974131/photo/1

(Unofficial) Umamusume EN (@uma_musu_en)

The first gacha 3* for this event is Jungle Pocket!

#umamusume

X · Apr 28, 2026, 12:08 PM

Omg shes so rebelious

[rigid bear]

damn left handed and uma stan aswell

[lyric robin]

20 minute mant run

[novel raptor]

a fine addition to my goon fuji kiseki collection

[random glacier]

3600m CM lol

no debuffs

It's 2026
Seiun and Nishino uniques are still used

[iron solar]

3600 is crazy

Send in the Super Creek

[novel raptor]

2k stam 3 gold recs

[lyric robin]

I need help figuring something out

How do I do ny tm opera parent without e killing myself

Do I need to go further back to my Brian and redo it to shove mile on it

Ugh

I'm using this but I guess I need to redo it anyways

To get stan ignite groundwork and nimble together

I guess I need to redo it completely and keep farming

[random glacier]

You can borrow a 9 mile ggp

NY opera is gp anyway

That Brian is workable

Just borrow something better with nimble + stan

no energy no charm

it failed

[novel raptor]

"go next" situation

time for another parent hell runs i guess

[random glacier]

Meh got something to test at least
No nimble

[novel raptor]

you gonna go for guts build on derby?

[random glacier]

Just testing

Since I pulled this city off natie banner

And she has gold heal built in

[lyric robin]

Really I thought opera was parent

To get the skill

Hm

[lyric robin]

That only takes her to mile b which is ass

Clock disappear

[earnest gust]

Not 600 guts

[austere hemlock]

i'm rolling for mr cb later

god please give me lb1 early

that's all I want

[austere hemlock]

i got lucky pace lmaooooooooooooooooooooo

https://tenor.com/view/solluminati-slow-down-so-slow-down-boy-slow-down-solluminati-young-thung-solluminati-boy-slow-down-gif-16785807712341420508

[random glacier]

Yeah bring 1 more mile from your side

[random glacier]

we won

[analog geyser]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/523430110062182405/1498825534401155114/Screen_Recording_20260428_161633_Umamusume.mp4?ex=69f2918e&is=69f1400e&hm=b5f9ddde2a609b816a08ba78cba4ff2ae54cdcb323cb95c62b22ac905cecb683&

Otaku uma ran it down

[lyric robin]

maybe i should have paid for a vf coach

[novel raptor]

https://www.phixiv.net/en/artworks/144075994

寄ってらっしゃい 見てらっしゃい by (@がめる)

寄ってらっしゃい 見てらっしゃい
以前 あんたにあっかんべ の二次創作をしたんですが、それが好きすぎて…

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#Umamusume, #Uma Musume Pretty Derby, #girl, #Nice Nature (Uma Musume)

https://github.com/thelaao/phixiv · Apr 27, 2026, 3:30 PM

[rigid bear]

Lost to buzzlight year action figure.gif

[novel raptor]

why is top oguri speedlaughing and the bottom one smug af

[rigid bear]

shes trying not to laugh but im watching her stream

[novel raptor]

so disrespectful af smh

[earnest gust]

B final stomper

[rigid bear]

i dont need recoveries anymore if 1k stam?

never mind u need 1100 stam calculator says glue

[random glacier]

if you have decent guts its probably fine

i ran 900+1white/700 and i lived

[rigid bear]

what team are u doing this cm

i lowk dont wanna make 3 aces

[random glacier]

uhhh
natie
fest city
idk 3rd one yet but maybe maya

[rigid bear]

wait ur doing 3 aces too? fuckkkk

maruzensky making me want to kms

[random glacier]

i got a cope one to use

thing is it's all power sparks

my stam is homeless

[rigid bear]

its doomed

[novel raptor]

i don't know what to feel about this one

[oblique tree]

if the other 2 parent is stamina i will take it

[austere hemlock]

is goldshi the only decent end closer for cm13?

[sterile gate]

i lost to this. got 2nd

there was another xoguri in the lobby and also has radiant star

[random glacier]

Ends getting cb wit soon

[austere hemlock]

even then no?

[random glacier]

You can run more stuff
I'll test wedding maya end

Golshi is just easy and accessible

[austere hemlock]

i'm guessing tamamo is ass here

[random glacier]

Prob runnable
But idk if late or end is better

End should be higher ceiling because late surger is shit playstyle

[austere hemlock]

I think I'll just do 2 front 1 pace

[random glacier]

Always solid yea

I'd play 2 front 1 pace too if I cared about winning

Front is free win currently if ur strong enough

[austere hemlock]

I'll do seiun/valentine bourbon/xoguri

should be fine

[random glacier]

Yep

[austere hemlock]

Now I'm wondering if I should skip mr cb banner

and maybe go for maru summer

[austere hemlock]

my best training on second summer was +30 wit

[austere hemlock]

chat is this tuff?

[rigid bear]

ye

[rigid bear]

CB is out tommorow wtf

im changing strats then 2 late 1 end

[rigid bear]

unity cup enjoyers rejoice

[iron solar]

https://imgur.com/zsksCVE Anges Tachyon fan spotted on OSRS Leagues

[novel raptor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozHy6NZLzAk

[rigid bear]

[sweet kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/agnes-digital-uma-musume-agnes-digital-digitan-gif-5736483094937978174

[novel raptor]

i heckin loooooove free pulls

[random glacier]

14

[novel raptor]

yeah and i got cheer NN on 13th

👏

[oblique tree]

90 for king halo

at least i got it

[rigid bear]

the night before mr cb wit

[iron solar]

Time is ticking for the front runners

The end closer card is coming

[novel raptor]

then one month after smaru card goes live

then another month after tachyon card goes live

and they're barrack again

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-agnes-tachyon-yes-nod-uma-musume-gif-14246277730057600737

[random glacier]

damn we're zooming

[rigid bear]

not me pulling katsuragi ace with 0 front cards

[novel raptor]

that name and still followed me

[iron solar]

I mean you can use something and still hate it

I used XOguri, still think she should be gutted

[austere hemlock]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1035012600276197396/1303848416467488879/alright.gif

[lyric robin]

Should I use xoguri or normal oguri for Taurus if I want to do pace

[dreamy ridge]

@lyric robin has leveled up! (81 ➜ 82)

[lyric robin]

Im planning on double dom

[rigid bear]

man did anyone actually buy this not for the diablo 3 beta key

[novel raptor]

they need to bring that back on the menu

[austere hemlock]

I deadass do NOT need y'all to go there

[sterile gate]

some rando joined my club discord lookin for a person in the club

dude joined to talk shit to him cuz he beat him in round 2

the best part is the person he was lookin for was literally the only one in the club not in the discord

[austere hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-lebron-james-lbj-king-james-prime-lebron-gif-4216673509629730534

give me lb1 in 30 pulls

lb2 on 200 pulls

I'll mlb on the rerun

should be fine until next scenario

[lyric robin]

do i need cb if im not an end closer player

im a pace ningen

[austere hemlock]

nah

if you're a pace player u should go for mlb tachyon

in like 2 months

[lyric robin]

oki

man i need to get my parent runs to ss

im really hating missing speed

but im also trying to shove groundwork

so im having to use smart falco

and i dont have another super good speed card

doin some dogshit like this for my support

ugh

[austere hemlock]

vile

I just used a maru with lots of groundworks

[rigid bear]

DUUUUUDDDEEEE

I NEEDED 1 MORE

[lyric robin]

the oguri parent only has 1 groundwork but it has the nimble/stan/ignite/groundwork im looking for

ugh

im trying to feed into special week into brian into opera

truly suffering

triple rng

getting consistent SS rank really is the best way of getting decent parent

[austere hemlock]

why did u go all out bro

she has a rerun with super creek

[lyric robin]

im going all in onto tachy

[austere hemlock]

same

[lyric robin]

also what am i even saving these rainbow crystals for

im at 2 rainbow

[austere hemlock]

for when you have to MLB a new good card

not available through tickets

[rigid bear]

i already have lb 3 supah kick

[sterile gate]

if its really that bad i feel like youre better off with gw sparks and borrowing fuku/ntr ngl

[lyric robin]

ugh

[rigid bear]

Im now saving for tachyon speed

[lyric robin]

i guess i should just force groundwork

[austere hemlock]

good luck

I have 50k rn and i'm scared

since it's double rate up

[sterile gate]

ive played fronts here and there since the start and ive gotten something usable at least

or can go all in on the borrow

[lyric robin]

oh yeah was it you quartz who offered a coach run

i cant remember

wheres my coach

[sterile gate]

def not me im a f2p cuck

[lyric robin]

i need a mant run coach

to improve my decision making skill

was debating on the vf coach but it closed

[rigid bear]

Just tank this scenario bruh

[austere hemlock]

i can't rn

[lyric robin]

[sterile gate]

lmao fuck that just watch vids or play more

i got it down eventually doing that

my biggest problem rn is not consistently getting SS

[lyric robin]

ive got a good grasp on it but always welcome to see more experienced judgement

yeah no ss is death

[sterile gate]

but i feel like its mostly cuz im f2p cuz mile/sprint horses i get SS easily lol

[lyric robin]

ss gives your white sparks such a larger chance of appearing

my support cards are dogshit becasue i dickrolled and fucked up

i should not have rolled for dober

[austere hemlock]

I get SS very consistently

[lyric robin]

i wasted too many carat

[austere hemlock]

I could help tomorrow

[lyric robin]

ok

it wont take too much time

[sterile gate]

i was thinking pulling dober back then but i thought of how itll be

[lyric robin]

yeah im retarded all right

[sterile gate]

like is there a scenario where i couldnt just borrow her for a backliner

[lyric robin]

i got the big brain damage

seiun sky and dober

and i dont even do front hahahaha

[rigid bear]

bro is snack eating

[sterile gate]

seiun i did like 50 or some shit and i got spooked by biwa so i stopped

eventually got her from random free or smaru pulls i dont remember

[austere hemlock]

I got my 2 best fronts from spooks

valentine bourbon and seiun sky

and i refuse to roll for summer maru card

I'll just borrow her next scenario

We'll run 3 speed on everyone anyway so it should be fine

[lyric robin]

i guess ill be borrinwg a third speed card

since ill be using kitasan and my own mlb tachy

[rigid bear]

i was so happy when i got lb3 cb wit

then i did an ace run with maruzensky parent

shit faded so fast

[iron solar]

Her eggs have dried up as the chuds say

[austere hemlock]

smaru for front

and uhhh

I wanna say Biko but her skills are kinda ass

[austere hemlock]

It'll come back when you're getting corner recovery consistently without creek

my xoguri will love that

[lyric robin]

should i do xoguri pace or oguri pace for tokyo

[sweet kiln]

yooo

[sweet kiln]

3 mrcb
1 vega sr
1 wit nn
1 bakushin speed

and a bunch of trash ssrs

pretty good sesh

[random glacier]

hmm cb being 5rb is a bit annoying

[rigid bear]

yeah it dosent help finemo is also 5rb

but that daring strike tho

[random glacier]

finemo is 10 no?

kita is 5 too

[sweet kiln]

ye fimo is 10

[oblique tree]

damn 200 only 1lb

[novel raptor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/708MzOPs2kU

[rigid bear]

ah i had lb3 for so long i though she had 5 rb

[random glacier]

2 CMs 2 weeks after each other what

Are they speeding up again

Should be like 3 weeks per CM no?

[rigid bear]

man

at least its mile

sprint is the last one yes?

looking line a open league angle

always wanted to try it anyway

[iron solar]

I pulled LB2 Mr CB in 30k carats

Got 17 rainbow shards, gonna LB3 her with a rainbow crystal from next event I think cuz that's where she gets the mood effect and becomes really strong

[random glacier]

it's only 15 mood effect

barely anything

[sweet kiln]

yeah, doesn't seem that impactful

i'll keep lb crystal until tachy pulls

then decide who to feed it

should be 2-3 crystals by then

[sterile gate]

lb1 is all u really need

[lyric robin]

@austere hemlock wen coach

[austere hemlock]

i can do it now if u want

[lyric robin]

ok

[lyric robin]

i call you

[austere hemlock]

just join a channel bro

[lyric robin]

k

[analog geyser]

I got 2 crystals and 2 1st anni vouchers. I would just mlb finemo with the vouchers in this situation right

[austere hemlock]

@lyric robin sry my energy short circuited

[lyric robin]

np

[austere hemlock]

but you're doing fine on the runs

i can't see any problems with them

[lyric robin]

ok

thanks

[austere hemlock]

are u planning on pulling for smaru speed?

@lyric robin btw how do u make the game very fast

[analog geyser]

would she be a good general speed I don't usually use front.

[lyric robin]

[analog geyser]

I'm guessing my play is 2 vouchers on finemo for mlb, then maybe roll on agnes/light

[sweet kiln]

ok wtf

buying lottery ticket

[sterile gate]

u already wasted your luck here amigo

[sweet kiln]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iFf5NvVunA some random video of horses stam training

just like uma, doing laps in a pool

[austere hemlock]

we take those

[random glacier]

monthly pull

[oblique tree]

umasen staying alive

[rigid bear]

Sora and Umu carrying the points i scrolled down and there 3k fan andys

https://tenor.com/view/momoi-blue-archive-wallahi-ishowspeed-mymomskindahomeless-gif-1877451715094565155

as long as we still hitting B rank i dont really care gj guys who are in the guild and are still playing

[random glacier]

holy speed

gonna max before senior summer lol

[novel raptor]

https://fixupx.com/Harmonic_Fall/status/2048757506701492225

Sheita (@Harmonic_Fall)

Nice Nature | Uma Musume
︀︀(Repost) Mandatory repost for celebrating her cheerleader outfit release in global server
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FixupX · Apr 27, 2026, 1:33 PM

[iron solar]

https://imgur.com/ztALlLx

Just pulled an 8 star power Maru with 2 groundwork grandparents

Kinda goated

Her career is so low cortisol too, she just wins

She just runs everybody over and wins by like 6 lengths minimum unless it's a long

[earnest gust]

She getting power crept?

[rigid bear]

idk but ik shes an okay card for endcloser

gives gold heal

[novel raptor]

she's so cute

[random glacier]

agemasen gold heal

[iron solar]

Yeah that card blows

Premium with an agamasen gold heal

Why do cards you pay for have agamasen events?

Like what? I can't believe JP didn't like riot about how bad some of the SSR cards you can pull are

What do you mean I paid money and got agamasen heal card from a pull

[random glacier]

i have done 7 runs since yesterday

i have gotten to CB 3rd event 0 times

???????

fuck is wrong with this card

[novel raptor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOyY8Tzya8k

early trailer

[austere hemlock]

I just had the shittiest summer ever

[austere hemlock]

man

I got medium S and all the skills I wanted but both summers were fucking abysmal

both speed and wit are at level 5

and my stats are giga ass

https://tenor.com/view/i-guess-bro-what-are-you-talking-about-bruh-wolf-of-wall-street-nose-pinch-gif-2883543456073544458

[lyric robin]

im probably gonig to just start making my normal oguri ace