Umamusume: Pretty Derby

[random glacier]

really depends on what you want to play
dober, ny tm all solid choices
idk about taiki
brian and rudolf also has relevant unique inherits

[iron solar]

Opera O is most useful universally

Brian is strong for pacers and fronts as a grandparent iirc

[oblique tree]

which style u want to play

[sterile gate]

dont really have a preference cuz i feel like maining one is boring

[random glacier]

ny tm is good then

taiki/digitan are good dirt runners if you don't have many of them yet

[sterile gate]

uh ye about that

these are the new ones i got from those pulls

[random glacier]

disgusting

[oblique tree]

i guess u could take ur favorite from those list

since u dont have a plan to play specific style

[novel raptor]

run taishin this cm

95% win rate

[earnest gust]

This should've been an easy S. I don't know where my skill points were.

[novel raptor]

did you run races?

[novel raptor]

imagine if this wins the cm

[sterile gate]

my aces are done and end on sprint nice try tho

[sterile gate]

dont really have one. they all hoes and the anime is mid af

was initially leaning more on ny tmo but after sleeping on it, more on taiki rn

i dont really make parents often, sometimes i do but just go with something good enough. like this cm i made a condor parent

i feel like taiki is better by herself as an ace and can still be a parent as well

[rigid bear]

can we skip dirt cm

i legit have no motivation to play

[iron solar]

No Smart Falcon, no play buddy

[novel raptor]

ah yes the buffed support card events

[random glacier]

yeah sprint and dirt cm both kinda meme

[oblique tree]

its okay trashy

at least its not like me

show up senior early december, right before holiday event to level up ult skill

[oblique tree]

the club is so dead that the last time i request shoes, nobody donated

[cosmic pecan]

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FixupX · Feb 11, 2026, 3:17 PM

[iron solar]

Most skilled human combatant vs least skilled untrained uma

[iron solar]

A spin off about umas that aren't racers would go crazy

Like those huge horses that pull carts irl and shit

[austere hemlock]

3 mile

[rigid bear]

BRO BUILDING FOR DIRT IS BORNG AF IM SORRY

[turbid tusk]

[oblique tree]

[earnest gust]

What event is that?

[oblique tree]

almost rage-quit this run cause i got 0 rainbow 6 turn in a row

[random glacier]

holy

1/3 ig

[novel raptor]

oguri the goat

[rigid bear]

got in as well YAAY

[earnest gust]

I'll be surprised if i don't make it to A finals

[austere hemlock]

this is the most rng cm i've ever seen

[pallid aurora]

oh fuck already

I'm not ready

[rigid bear]

its the easiest one to make ur good

[pallid aurora]

I'm cooked

[rigid bear]

😔

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FxTwitter · Feb 13, 2026, 5:25 PM

[oblique tree]

a C power bakushin

wins

....

[sterile gate]

she just bakushin'd wcyd

[oblique tree]

dumb shit like this that makes me dont want to tryhard in this game

[rigid bear]

wait wtf

LMAO

[novel raptor]

dam it means he proc'd rushing gale and turbo sprint twice

and/or y'all didn't proc some skills

[oblique tree]

the track has -20% power

or 10% idr which one is bigger stamina or power

she had less than 500 fucking power there

[novel raptor]

welp no matter the case i'm ready to take my first L in CM

cba with this and the next one

[oblique tree]

im already out of attempt and still cant get A group

[earnest gust]

I need to build a new curen chan. I need high guts or her skill doesn't proc

I won against 3 S ranks

[iron solar]

https://imgur.com/iuqJFd6

This shit's mad troll

[rigid bear]

no proc = lose

[iron solar]

Reports that Pasa auto wins if she hits plancha seem to be 100% true

She just gets 10 lengths in the lead

https://i.redd.it/h34mvk8nxrcg1.gif

https://imgur.com/TNrDSwb

BIG MONSTER SPOTTED

[random glacier]

It's sprint cm
I lost to a king halo with rushing gale as the only accel

1 gold heal + 1 white heal

Should've taken a screenshot

[oblique tree]

[novel raptor]

welp told you guys last year sprint cm is the omega rng cm in all cm next to dirt

[oblique tree]

i might not make it to group A round 2

[rigid bear]

I believe...

[oblique tree]

well there is tomorrow

[austere hemlock]

kill sprint cm

[sterile gate]

3 lengths. truly a first rate uma

[rigid bear]

[oblique tree]

looks its a gg for me

the more i queue to get 3 wins, the more i got annoyed on how i lose to nonsense

[rigid bear]

sprint dirt cm really is that time of year....

[sterile gate]

meanwhile i ran into this

i won tho at least

[oblique tree]

out of 15 races

i met those type of umas in like 3/4 races

the rest is just me losing to random bullshit

[pallid aurora]

holy based gutsmaxxer

[iron solar]

4 guts King Halo is crazy work

El Pasa and Smart Falcon seem to be the best as far as I can tell

Followed by Curren Chan and Bakushin

I haven't lost to a single end Taishin but apparently they're doing very well

Taishin will probably be very strong when she can use that guts Bakushin card

[velvet glade]

i only ran one ticket

but i was the only front runner 5 times

i hope no1 build fromt runner somehow since its op

[oblique tree]

last attempt

is this not it

then its a gg

LULE

[sweet kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/horsepiv-gif-24660548

best i got for both days 3/5

maybe won't even make it finals a

[oblique tree]

thats way better than not getting 3 wins at all lol

[random glacier]

here guts taishin

F2p deck as well

[snow flower]

the stars aligned for that uma

[turbid tusk]

all it takes is spamming fuku card runs and you too could get a god uma

[rigid bear]

[austere hemlock]

when is it coming

[sweet kiln]

in the middle of the dirt cm

so it's not mant anymore

it's tb 💀

[sterile gate]

wasnt this rename announced like a month ago

[random glacier]

not announced, just datamined

[austere hemlock]

omg bruh

i ALWAYS get late start

[snow flower]

bunch of frauds

[rigid bear]

[snow flower]

my horses are so bad

[novel raptor]

wajaja

[rigid bear]

tamamo unique carrying my ass

[novel raptor]

6 7

https://cdn.7tv.app/emote/01J6J6438R0004C8HA5QGJ1TP2/2x.gif

[rigid bear]

[earnest gust]

I'm in

[random glacier]

That was the worst round 2 I've ever done

Holy

2-2-0-3
Barely made it

she won once

[iron solar]

I went like 0-2-1-1

Just how it goes

There are people with worse umas that will win, and better umas that will lose

[velvet glade]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HA84zH_awAAdoXK.gif

[cosmic pecan]

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FixupX · Feb 15, 2026, 6:05 AM

[sterile gate]

https://cdn.7tv.app/emote/01FPRAG32R0006J1JS3TKF402V/2x.gif

[pallid aurora]

we in it

[rigid bear]

W

[iron solar]

https://imgur.com/nUsyhTD https://imgur.com/fXXol71

I made a hail mary last second sprint Taishin

And it got me into the finals

She's cinema

https://imgur.com/yaJ8NSi

She didn't hit any sprint sparks she has sprint C but it's working

If he hits Nemesis mid race, she can win

[rigid bear]

holy stat line

[iron solar]

I don't even think I got the right skills, I just picked what saw that would work in a sprint

She got insanely lucky on stats but didn't hit sprint sparks

[snow flower]

[turbid tusk]

sprints

[iron solar]

Idk it's just how the game is in general

One CM I had dogshit umas with no S aptitudes and mid skills and was sure I would lose and I won, one CM I had freak umas with all the right skills and insane stats and was sure I would win and I lost pretty bad

[snow flower]

I know

but sprint CM is the lowest I've gotten in terms of wins compared to other CM's

[austere hemlock]

5/5 late starts

please bro

ON THE LAST ONE

https://tenor.com/view/marty-supreme-marty-mauser-timothee-chalamet-christmas-day-reaction-gif-8681819051023903719

[earnest gust]

I'm winning with A+ 13000 rated umas.

Skill issue

[snow flower]

let's see your win rate

[pallid aurora]

very even split

[snow flower]

that looks decent for sprint

[snow flower]

yeah looks a lot lower compared to usual cms

[random glacier]

this cm has not been kind

[sweet kiln]

barely made it to final a

[random glacier]

any bourbon pullers

[novel raptor]

selector

[pallid aurora]

[velvet glade]

won the first round but then missed the deadline for 2nd

[iron solar]

Ugh

Building for the dirt without Smart Falcon

Exciting stuff

Considering using the 1 year selector on her, Taiki Shuttle or NY Opera O

[rigid bear]

dirt happens once a year

[oblique tree]

use the f2p team

[austere hemlock]

what's the f2p team

pasa oguri and who

[iron solar]

Haru of course!

[austere hemlock]

Suzuka blocker it is ty

[iron solar]

I guess Maru with some dirt sparks works

She has a D in dirt

[austere hemlock]

I don't have maru

[iron solar]

Unlucky I somehow pulled fucking both on the Tamamo Cross banner

Wait there's no Suzuka cuz she's a turf merchant

Can you just run SMaru with dirt sparks and win

[sterile gate]

if u followed the recommended selector from launch u should have 1 of maru taiki or oguri. any of em can run dirt

[iron solar]

I was a noob and just used my selector on whatever the fuck cuz I didn't expect to be playing the game this long, unlucky

[austere hemlock]

The first 2 months of the game I played for vibes only

[sterile gate]

thats fair. its unfort then

[iron solar]

Well I picked Suzuka so it ended up working out

I do wish I picked Taiki though

[sterile gate]

i mean outside of that u can run anybody. just get lucky with inspirations

[iron solar]

SMaru with dirt sparks seems like the strongest thing here cuz Suzuka's deadge

[rigid bear]

W vibes

[pallid aurora]

I'm trying to make a dirt fm

its been rough

[random glacier]

2 inspo for dirt A and 1 more for mile S

simple

If there is anything i learned from umamusume, it's that idols are dangerous
Curren and Falcon are absolute terrorists

[pallid aurora]

yeah it's completely self inflicted but I want her to succeed

[random glacier]

very noble cause
join me in the mine

[snow flower]

12 more hours

[pallid aurora]

3rd place soon

[iron solar]

I got 66k gang

[novel raptor]

i'm ready to lose my undefeated title

[oblique tree]

[austere hemlock]

and then both fall

[iron solar]

https://imgur.com/TyLrOhd

Is this deck fine for SMaru or should I change it

Parents are my 9 power Seiun Sky and 9 dirt 5 speed 3 power Oguri

https://imgur.com/urcpyLn

Uh oh

[novel raptor]

pull

now

[austere hemlock]

wait it's finals already???

wtf

imagine losing to this shit

[random glacier]

Plancha from 2nd

[austere hemlock]

Mr. C.B. funds looking good

[snow flower]

mr. cuk bluk

[random glacier]

Account successfully unbricked

200 again

At least I don't have to think about using selector on fatty now

[iron solar]

Pasa hit Plancha, unlucky better luck next time

https://i.redd.it/h34mvk8nxrcg1.gif

[austere hemlock]

the pasa in my lobby didn't hit plancha

[snow flower]

[turbid tusk]

holy shit i lost the cm but got taiki hishiama and vbonbon in 10 pulls

[snow flower]

used all 67 tickets

only got eishin

I read she's also worse than og eishin as well

[turbid tusk]

ye

[iron solar]

Far worse outfit for sure

[rigid bear]

u can wear the outfit

time to farm for hybrid mile parents now ig

[earnest gust]

My bakushin pace basically front runner the entire time and won

FUCK

[sterile gate]

9 free

[pallid aurora]

someone proced disorient and all my umas exploded

[rigid bear]

[sterile gate]

losing vs tt horses

[random glacier]

lol forgot how to train long umas after sprint cm

[iron solar]

Oh yeah she has a hard career

She has to get third in Tenno Sho Spring iirc

So you like need to buy recovery skills on her before her run is over to get her through

Training regular Bourbon sucked ass cuz of that

https://imgur.com/FczTr0M https://imgur.com/QlzCpZ0 https://imgur.com/oNHFWL8

I am currently in the SMaru mine and it seems to be going okay

Never trained her before, not sure if I should be taking Mile Maven or not

The first one seemed insane but she got shit speed training and didn't hit 1200

[iron solar]

https://imgur.com/4axLRaH

The mines keep mining

[random glacier]

Looks decent
20% spd growth is so comfy to run

[austere hemlock]

let me play mant

omg bro

I NEED SOMETHING NEW

[iron solar]

She has 15% but ye basically the same

15% speed and wit is a crazy fucking growth rate tbh

She suffers almost no penalty from running Smart Falcon in her deck

[sweet kiln]

it's all because umamusume

[rigid bear]

okay im bored doing dirt cm aces im just gonna slot in my tt umas

[iron solar]

Yeah this is miserable

I don't own a single uma with good blue sparks and dirt sparks

And I need to make a Seiun Sky with dirt and mile sparks for VBourbon and it's so daunting

Like I don't even want to try, making parents is so miserable

My only uma with good dirt sparks is 1 star guts

[snow flower]

dirt cm actually worse than sprint

there's so much spark requirements just because it's mile and dirt

[random glacier]

They’re both fun for the 5 people with dirt and sprint umas

But at least sprint has more f2p options

[rigid bear]

most umas are turf so ur still building for 1 distance

for dirt u need dirt and distance

Like

go have fun with ur taiki harus ig

[random glacier]

And oguri

[rigid bear]

yeah

its once a year anyway so theres that at least

[snow flower]

thank god

[iron solar]

Struggling to make SMaru proc Groundwork from the starting gate but she's proccing it a little bit into the first straight with Mile Maven

[velvet glade]

ppl complaining about dirt sprint when the next three cm’s will be 2 xoguris in the top three every race

https://tenor.com/view/evil-thoughts-evil-cat-baby-cat-kitten-kitty-gif-26009958

[earnest gust]

So close to my first S rank

[pallid aurora]

59 points off

[austere hemlock]

it's not that hard actually

[austere hemlock]

[iron solar]

https://imgur.com/EjPcPdL

Do I just send it and hope she hits dirt sparks?

Or do I keep running Seiun Skys til I pull one with dirt sparks from the borrow and mile sparks on the uma itself

[oblique tree]

run the seiun sky

even if u hit 2 dirt spark on both inheritance, its just going to increase it to B

it only increase 1 tier above iirc

[snow flower]

mihono unplayable for dirt

you need 18 dirt sparks

[pallid aurora]

I finally got a single fucking spark after 10 runs

and it's still ass

[sterile gate]

pretty sure theres a cap to the increase before starting the run

like u cant raise from G to A like that

still gotta gamba for inspi mid run

[pallid aurora]

cursed

[iron solar]

This shit fucking sucks

Spark reroll on 1 year anni surely

[iron solar]

https://imgur.com/uiyqGHq

Wow nice fucking long sparks

This is an experience

[random glacier]

Yea you can go G > C minimum and then it's 2 pinks during inspiration

don't settle for less than C because you don't hit pinks very easily

10 sparks for G > C

[iron solar]

https://imgur.com/SGB4cry

Skies I've been pulling are kinda wild actually, I think I can do it with this one

This one got goddamn 3 stam 3 med

[pallid aurora]

[oblique tree]

why u keep going hank

[pallid aurora]

because I'm a fucking winner

I should have ss'ed it

was 2 triangles and 3 x's

[rigid bear]

HOLY

Never give up on ur umas

[pallid aurora]

the sparks were shit shes going to glue BUT it was the principle

[oblique tree]

[oblique tree]

https://youtu.be/_iK-rB8gwq4?si=-AO5Mz1gbD2_6KgG

[turbid tusk]

if you get less than 1st place in a g1 run is bricked

also i know he says the fast learner cap is good but if you can afford it your shop was bricked

also +3 to stat is a scam don't buy

[oblique tree]

maybe

[rigid bear]

this is why i already started doing my hybrid mile parents

umas who dont have mile apti

are so fucked

[iron solar]

https://imgur.com/mAdDk3w

His thumbnails are improving...

[oblique tree]

[iron solar]

Yeah this shit is uh

Catch me doing one Unity Cup run and logging off for the day ngl

Unless they change it

[random glacier]

i really hope they add spark reroll

1 hour for a run for 1* guts yea i'd uninstall

[oblique tree]

yeah they have to bring qol early again

or the backlash from 4 years ago will happen again to global

[austere hemlock]

medium S

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1035012600276197396/1303848416467488879/alright.gif

ts game is ass

[random glacier]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2025460549321195623/en

カリフラ 自称無課金育成の神 6th 春秋制覇 チムラ...

📑 Translated from Japanese

That's the reason Maycra is god, right? Back when Maycra was implemented, for me, running a ton of races and using items and stuff while doing it felt revolutionary and fun. It took a heck of a lot of time, though. Plus, you can just go with distributions or SR, yeah? That Resvo 15 support card was seriously strong. I hear people saying "ugh," but of course, that's from folks who've done a ton of it, right?

Original text
メイクラが神の理由ですね
︀︀
︀︀メイクラ実装当時
︀︀私にはレースを沢山出走してアイテムとか
︀︀使いながらやっていくのが革命的で楽しかった
︀︀めっちゃ時間かかるけど
︀︀
︀︀しかも配布やSR でいいんだよね
︀︀レスボ15のサポカがまじで強かったです
︀︀
︀︀嫌ーって声を聞くけど
︀︀もちろん沢山やってことある人だよね？

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FixupX · Feb 22, 2026, 6:40 AM

Throne is kinda crazy

[pallid aurora]

woah

[random glacier]

This guy rated MANT as his #1 favorite scenario

[pallid aurora]

damn bruh soonest I've ever gotten rikos event

1 turn after she showed up

she wants this trainer dihh

[iron solar]

Throne, what is throne

Are we pulling that

My ass is probably not pulling that fuck MANT

[earnest gust]

My 1st S rank horse. Does this proc groundworks?

I might need to slot in silence suzuka for this.

[sterile gate]

pal card for mant but it shows up a month before it ends lmao

its op but u probably better off borrowing it

[velvet glade]

uhm

ur name

[rigid bear]

low cortisol

[rigid bear]

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X · Feb 22, 2026, 11:11 AM

AND I WANNA BE

[snow flower]

Oh it's the uma

Just gotta wait 4 years

👴

[pallid aurora]

[random glacier]

you mean 6 years

dude isn't even retired yet
won't be playable for a while

[snow flower]

I thought it means playable

[iron solar]

NA umas for global!!

Forfeit all mortal possessions to Michelle My Baby

[snow flower]

So they just add her in game I guess

[random glacier]

Just as npc yea
Or support card

[random glacier]

how many things can we fit on the screen at once

[rigid bear]

holy shit

[rigid bear]

https://x.com/uma_musu_en/status/2025548721602298018

(Unofficial) Umamusume EN (@uma_musu_en)

On 2/24, the next score ranks will be added to the game! They will begin with "L", and "LG" will be the first rank after "US9"

#umamusume

X · Feb 22, 2026, 12:30 PM

https://tenor.com/view/hideo-kojima-kojima-metal-gear-solid-metal-gear-metal-gear-rising-gif-12559597138027910605

[random glacier]

bro they revealed like 8 new umas this stream alr

[rigid bear]

ye i like this girl tho

[turbid tusk]

legend rank

[iron solar]

What is even happening

[random glacier]

5th anni livestream for jp

[iron solar]

WHAT IS THIS GAME ABOUT

[random glacier]

Looks like those cheap chinese knockoff mobile games

[pallid aurora]

lmao

I should look at the future umas see if I like any

blasphemy

kitasan black wearing white

[austere hemlock]

this kitasan is broken btw

[blissful vessel]

20 pulls

i will continue to not play the game and only pull when they throw out freebies

[iron solar]

https://youtu.be/sGZtiw9RubM

[sweet kiln]

can't even see the uma

omeg

[pallid aurora]

[earnest gust]

I'll leave once it gets to this point

[novel raptor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZsH33GvtDA

[iron solar]

https://imgur.com/wOsgMsG https://imgur.com/ngW5fTa

What I've managed to make so far

These seem pretty decent

[sterile gate]

so those 4 are ?

[random glacier]

still japanese horses but they race in foreign races

[sterile gate]

https://bsky.app/profile/amongusyaoi.bsky.social/post/3mflcxitkuc2t

scolipede themed anal beads (@amongusyaoi.bsky.social)

I'M LITERALLLLY NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP

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NO FUCKING WAY THE BREEDERS CUP RACE BGM HAS A USA CHANT??????????????????

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Bluesky · Feb 24, 2026, 4:22 AM

holy

[rigid bear]

👏

[snow flower]

[rigid bear]

dat ass

[snow flower]

I lost

[iron solar]

https://imgur.com/hhMz4Dp

Pulled this Super Creek with 8 power for training XOguri

It seems like you're suppose to take 4 recoveries on her to try to force out unique asap

[iron solar]

Meisho Doto ZAMN

[sweet kiln]

bre, what is this run

3 food events on oguri back to back

1 with +200 option

and 2 normal

and she got hot topic

all before debut

lmao

[iron solar]

You have been blessed by the ZAMN of Doto

[sweet kiln]

where do i get mile s blessing

all those high rolls for mile A

[novel raptor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQQCBaGO8oU

[iron solar]

https://imgur.com/NxN3utM

Failed a 15% power training on the last turn and got sub 1k power very sad

Still pretty good though

[earnest gust]

Haru S rank is done

[austere hemlock]

got my scuffed dirt team

wake me up on anniversary

[misty venture]

https://x.com/HansTNO/status/2026645194632999380?s=20

HansTNO (@HansTNO)

"Why is it called the Breeder's Cup?" I asked innocently, as Forever Young pins me to the wall and whispers in my ear, "𝐼 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓌 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓌𝒽𝓎, 𝒹𝒶𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔," in perfect English.

X · Feb 25, 2026, 1:07 PM

[snow flower]

she is pretty ngl

[turbid tusk]

wtf 5 stars

[iron solar]

I thought she was a white horse irl

Turns out she's not and her hair color is a reference to her legs being delicate like glass

[sterile gate]

was she another suzu or rice situation?

[rigid bear]

holy shit 5 stars

[novel raptor]

[oblique tree]

wtf 5star

[pallid aurora]

I love my oujo-samas

[random glacier]

luckily not suzu/rice tier
the horse was just prone to injury and had to retire early

[random glacier]

gg wasted all luck on global

[turbid tusk]

too bad she's a little dumb

if fukukitaru wasn't a bum and failed her first event

[oblique tree]

https://youtube.com/shorts/s96zmiuA8dc?si=kcNrCE2LKa2KOAO2

[pallid aurora]

my darling

[turbid tusk]

[austere hemlock]

double rainbow 4 pop

damn

unfortunately i'm way too behind on stats this run

[turbid tusk]

did the almost 200 stat pop save the run

[austere hemlock]

no

[oblique tree]

[austere hemlock]

it was a parent run anyway idc

[random glacier]

Dirt S mile S Ardan already zamn

[oblique tree]

damn he hit dirt pink 3x

[random glacier]

and mile 1x

[pallid aurora]

based

[austere hemlock]

Will she still have the debuff during mant

[pallid aurora]

if she does its cooked

[pallid aurora]

could be better but she's at least useable

[oblique tree]

are u using 18 dirt

[pallid aurora]

14

because i ddont have my own 9

[oblique tree]

did it reach A or u hit pink dirt to A ?

[pallid aurora]

i had to hit pink

the highest i can reach is b

[oblique tree]

so i guees only E aptitude is possible to change to A without hitting pink inheritance

[random glacier]

yea it's 10 sparks for +4 aptitude

F or lower needs pink procs

[misty venture]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2027343752562634796

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FixupX · Feb 27, 2026, 11:23 AM

same va

[misty venture]

https://klipy.com/gifs/tazuna-symboli-rudolf

[sterile gate]

wait i know this game lmfao goat

i recognized the short hair girl cuz she looks like subaru

[sterile gate]

updrafters on pace

[misty venture]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mYPpHWHSXJc

[pallid aurora]

holy fuck finally

hit the double dirt

[oblique tree]

is there no other skill choice than rushing gale

[pallid aurora]

not for the amount of points I had

[random glacier]

I can't hit

like 2 dirt A runs and 1 dirt S run but all low rolled stats

like 4 somewhat usable aces with mile S but dirt B

[random glacier]

triple nose

[pallid aurora]

[novel raptor]

https://cdn.7tv.app/emote/01JXRKKQ0D1F1VNVSCFENJZH7F/4x.gif

[rigid bear]

i dont have carrats for vega

[turbid tusk]

but you have a credit card

[rigid bear]

https://giphy.com/gifs/oh-ooohh-of-course-NcrhM3USM6TABpus85

[oblique tree]

damn same i want ayabe

[snow flower]

I hit double dirt spark only to lose to a long track

[turbid tusk]

holy shit i just failed a 150 stat training this run's glue

[iron solar]

Yeah you need like 400 stam and a white recovery for Tenno Sho Spring

You don't need to win just need to come in 3rd

[snow flower]

what's crazy is it's the first time I lost there

just so happens to be in the run where I also hit double dirt

amazing game

[rigid bear]

HOLD THE LINE

[iron solar]

I remember people had a hard time with Tenno Sho Spring on Seiun Sky

Then they figured out oh you just switch her to pace

I'm curious how much better pace gets with Nishino Flower parent

[novel raptor]

wish you all good luck this cm

i skipped

[oblique tree]

[iron solar]

I'm just using all big 3 with dirt and mile sparks and speed eater x3

And hope it work out, none of them have S dirt S mile cba

Cba farming S distance unless it's a long

Every run you get S distance, you end up not getting stats, missing an important skill, losing the unity finals, always some bullshit happens

Speed Eater seems disgusting

Am considering skipping the FineMo and SMaru banners cuz I'm probably barely gonna play MANT and pulling on the banner that has both in one that comes during Grand Live

[rigid bear]

bro i aint joining either im putting my tt umas

no one gaf about dirt

[earnest gust]

Happy marvelous Sunday

[random glacier]

5th march unbrick day let's go

my account is so not Fine rn

[turbid tusk]

making the most mediocre cm horses

[iron solar]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/umamusume3/comments/1rgyvuh/what_do_you_want/ @rigid bear

[austere hemlock]

check if gok is still under 100k real quick

we might have a slacker among us

@pallid aurora and please can we kill everyone under a certain threshold

we need to have standards

https://tenor.com/view/speed-kill-that-boy-speed-kill-that-boy-ishowspeed-kys-gif-10749022239239578206

[pallid aurora]

what threshold do you want

[oblique tree]

maybe 100m

but we might need to seek for a player

[austere hemlock]

also keep in mind that we'll be getting way more fans during next scenario

[oblique tree]

yea

[snow flower]

my club got a lot of people slacking and we're struggling to find new people

almost did not make A+

if we do not get auto runs during 1st anniv then it might be time to hire grok to do some runs

[oblique tree]

we dont

auto run doesnt work on mant

[velvet glade]

broooo

the backstabbiung is insane

remember when i got u IN lacaris guild

[austere hemlock]

"remember when I got u in epstein's island"

[velvet glade]

oh

https://giphy.com/gifs/STRAPPEDUS-druski-druski2funny-meme-n4FCJYLldGPC95d4ku

i was just taking a healthy break from the game

so i dont burn out

i am really really motivated now

[rigid bear]

GOOD JOB BOYS THATS WHAT I LIKE TO SEEEEEE

[misty venture]

[misty venture]

should?

[sterile gate]

better than gacha spending

[velvet glade]

gotchuuuuu

[snow flower]

least obvious bot user

that's actually pretty crazy

[random glacier]

why would rice shower do this

[random glacier]

wow it happened

I got tazuna without having her in my deck

[pallid aurora]

daaaamn

[sterile gate]

nah that dudes rich but unemployed. thats literally his life

[snow flower]

he's rich and also bots

no way he did 82 mil fans and counting in a day

[random glacier]

yeah it's either bots or 5 indonesian farmers

[snow flower]

it's probably pilots

no way bots are that fast

unless it actually is then I want whatever it is he's using

[velvet glade]

💀

[random glacier]

the next title at 100m
surely i have an ace for dirt cm by then

[austere hemlock]

damn

the special shop is ASS

[earnest gust]

I think that's phase 1 of the event

The shop lasts for 42 days

[rigid bear]

did u get her casual fit

[random glacier]

idt it's in global yet
it's bond level 11

i'm like level 9.5

[rigid bear]

https://tenor.com/view/speechless-corey-harris-gif-16321815488428323403

wtf

[velvet glade]

this game addicting bruh

[snow flower]

cope horse #1 done

surely I can make 2 more before CM opens

[austere hemlock]

bro i don't wanna play this

[velvet glade]

im back

[snow flower]

they finally have dark mode

and better UI

[rigid bear]

haha guys who did you choose!

[snow flower]

bikini maru and mihono

[rigid bear]

wait wut u can pick 2

[snow flower]

you get 1 everyday

[rigid bear]

oh okay

cross cafe here i cum

[random glacier]

natie and cafe

[rigid bear]

u did natie first right

[snow flower]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-nice-nature-shoulder-tackle-new-year-nature-ナイスネイチャ-gif-6116710098587681171

[random glacier]

ofc

[rigid bear]

[sterile gate]

i did stimming and ggb

[snow flower]

does that mean I get some money

[velvet glade]

ur name is still crazy too me, but mbe im too old fashioned

[iron solar]

https://giphy.com/gifs/james-doakes-iuu3hRoxlr2ETPucZW

[sterile gate]

ive been using notepad for like 5yrs whats the problem

[velvet glade]

https://giphy.com/gifs/james-doakes-iuu3hRoxlr2ETPucZW

[earnest gust]

Make a debuffer

[iron solar]

My gut is telling me not to pull FineMo but I'm not sure

[pallid aurora]

no she's wit

[snow flower]

I'm going all in

[oblique tree]

wasnt there a free pull

[snow flower]

1 a day

for 6 days

[oblique tree]

on support banner ?

[snow flower]

so 6 free pulls

[oblique tree]

[random glacier]

single free pull should be a crime

[iron solar]

I've talked myself out of pulling it

I will probably not take MANT seriously for aces, and I want to pull on the Admire Vega guts banner

I also managed to pull Yukino Bijin SSR so maybe I run that plus Mr CB when it comes out and just play backliners

[iron solar]

My gut is telling me not to pull it and I think I'm gonna listen

Cuz in the future, lets say we run MANT for all our parents

Not having Admire Vega SR MLB is probably really bad

[snow flower]

just borrow it

[iron solar]

Problem with that is you can't just borrow everything

[snow flower]

for parents? should be fine

[random glacier]

I plan to run spd wit deck anyway so I have no need for Ayabe Guts SR

and my wit cards are homeless

[sterile gate]

ye u dont need vega

u either borrow fuku or ntr

then later borrow throne

this the last chance to pull fm cuz next rerun her lifespan is almost over

f2p cucks like me it could still be viable tho since we essentially playing behind

[snow flower]

yea I think you should be pulling if you can get 400 pulls in

specially as f2p

[sterile gate]

ill do 200 since i have lb1 thats what i rerolled for at launch

hoping to get at least 3lb cuz im undecided if i should pull mr cb or wait for sc banner

[velvet glade]

ye

[random glacier]

200 pulls and a dream

[iron solar]

Can you hold onto the selector stuff and use it later?

[random glacier]

ofc

i still have my 0.5 selector

[iron solar]

So I could use my selector stuff on Mr CB in a month instead

[random glacier]

oh that, nah

the pool for the selectors don't update

[iron solar]

Oh noooo

[random glacier]

you use crystals for that

[iron solar]

So it just is FineMo

Unfort

I'm aprehensive about pulling a card with limited longevity

[random glacier]

pretty much all cards are time limited

[iron solar]

Yeah but like, they're all still relatively usable

FineMo just isn't when Ramono comes out

[random glacier]

it's demoted to your 2nd wit card

but like, that's still 2 scenarios

[snow flower]

having no finemo for 6 months

[random glacier]

you'll also replace ramonu with style specific wit cards later, they ramp up after 2nd anni

because from l'arc you only use 1 wit card

[sterile gate]

worrying bout longevity when shit like ramonu is in like what november?

hf playing til that comes

and ye like i said its not like its unusable. just demoted. play with something over nothing

[velvet glade]

low kirky its valid

u need to save up a long time

better to spend wisely

[sterile gate]

i mean it is a good investment tho

pulling for a universal card over a more scenario specific card is better for longevity as well

[random glacier]

yea as long as you don't break the bank

my pull plans are quite lax, can fit in 1-2 more sparks np

[sterile gate]

this mine rn

decent wiggle room. more if u dolphin

[random glacier]

that's mine but I buy monthly pack
maybe pull creek + cb

[velvet glade]

holu

🐬

[random glacier]

it's not really whale but it's a bit of effort

[austere hemlock]

did u make the sheet or is that a template

can i have it

[random glacier]

Yeah it's from henry handsome derby
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/100t3hnYl5Qm2UR8RtPlH-8Xd9KQbBlxEdXUOIR4d394/copy?gid=607505096#gid=607505096

[oblique tree]

its been so long i lost my memory

but does 1st anniv give support card selector ?

[random glacier]

Yea

1 free card selector
1 paid uma + card selector

iirc

[oblique tree]

and another rainbow shard yeah ?

[random glacier]

I think so

[turbid tusk]

free horse from free pulls

[austere hemlock]

I don't understand how that sheet works

can someone do it for me

[sterile gate]

lmao u already messed up. the first thing henry said is to link someone the vid, not the sheet

there should be a vid in that link quartz watch that to understand

[austere hemlock]

if i use my free pull now will i get another in 1 hour?

[velvet glade]

any1 got their MLB FIMO?

[snow flower]

First 200 got lb2

Now I can just use crystals to mlb

[velvet glade]

i am 360 pull in 1 fimo

[pallid aurora]

[velvet glade]

well atleast i gotta play the game now

30 pulls in a week…

hope i make it

[random glacier]

???

Where finemo

There finemo

[velvet glade]

disgusting

one more post like this and ill uninstall

[earnest gust]

Cursed account

WE'RE SO BACK

[snow flower]

Too bad kawakami only got lb3

Maybe I use the free ssr selector on her idk

[rigid bear]

i dont even have the currency to pull

[snow flower]

[austere hemlock]

hmm

do I give up on CB for her?

i wonder

[rigid bear]

im borrowing finemo for the rest of my life 😭

[austere hemlock]

ok i did it

i giga high rolled

200 pulls

MLB fine motion

I think I should skip CB now

damn i got 12 SSRs on 200 pulls

[oblique tree]

god damn

200 no finemo

[rigid bear]

single ticket pulls

0lb is useless anyway tho

[turbid tusk]

[blissful vessel]

cool i guess

[novel raptor]

6 star taiki like cali

[sterile gate]

guys i apologize

[rigid bear]

https://tenor.com/view/speechless-corey-harris-gif-16321815488428323403

dont go outside today

[snow flower]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1427377514413686814/1455972863025877074/01.gif

[novel raptor]

wajaja imagine not getting one in just single pulls

[pallid aurora]

so what's like

the next big card to roll for

[rigid bear]

isnt it top road

but its only good for 1 scenario like the unity cup

[pallid aurora]

[rigid bear]

then mr cb if ur a endcloser enjoyer

then agnes tachyon speed card is gonna be kitasan black 2

[turbid tusk]

agnes card is mainly for grand live unless you're a pace main

pasa is the kitasan power creep

[rigid bear]

oh then thats like in forever then

[turbid tusk]

ramonu wit is the finemo power creep

[snow flower]

where's the maru speed card

[random glacier]

yeah you can basically skip the next 4 months

[turbid tusk]

front runners get 2 years and completely die off

[random glacier]

notable pulls, smaru for front runner, mr cb for end closer

[snow flower]

got a whole variety of cards while pulling for finemo

[rigid bear]

🐳 🐋

[snow flower]

one copy too

11k carats and 20 tickets left

shinko windy not even mlb

and these cc's are telling people to pull for ayabe guts

lol

[random glacier]

mega bait

[turbid tusk]

ye cause you have like 3 sr crystals

otherwise what would you use it on

[snow flower]

I only have 2

I forgot were getting free pulls on ayabe guts right

[turbid tusk]

ye should be 60/60

unless they give more

[snow flower]

good enough to cope then

how many should we be at

I think I missed one event?

[turbid tusk]

around there

i don't remember if we get one from anni

[austere hemlock]

idk what to roll for now

I feel like with MLB FM and Kitasan I can just borrow whatever I want

[iron solar]

I got FineMo 3LB in 290 pulls

I'm done right? I just use one or both selectors on it now?

I just realized I had 40 free tickets I didn't use on it

[random glacier]

yeah just selector to finish

[novel raptor]

might as well go for 400 pulls

[iron solar]

I got nothing else though that better have been worth it

I got fucking Tama power man

[oblique tree]

i got finemo to LB2, got 1 from spark

i still have my selector from half anniv, so its lb3 and now waiting for selector from anniv

[sweet kiln]

stupid kawakami showed up 3 times

0 fimo

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1214236233811890196.webp?size=96&animated=true

[velvet glade]

i got 370 pulls one

[oblique tree]

[earnest gust]

What

[oblique tree]

[sterile gate]

pull based on free pull luck

goal is to just get 1 if anything cuz u can crystal after

if none its not the end of the world

[snow flower]

I know

it just sounds giga cope considering the massive pool of available sr cards

[rigid bear]

i jealous pulled cause of borgs and didnt get jack shit

[random glacier]

https://x.com/i/status/2029700376467808616

Neb (@Nebooler)

X · Mar 5, 2026, 11:27 PM

(do not look at the tweet that this replied to
this is for your sanity)

[snow flower]

🥵

[sweet kiln]

ok, unbricked

lb3 in 260 not great not terrible

gonna lb4 with half anni ticket

[oblique tree]

they gave another ticket for anniv too

[sweet kiln]

will just keep for now, not sure what i want to mlb next

i have lb2 condor

[turbid tusk]

everyone owning a finemo mlb now

[novel raptor]

when was that

did i miss that

[sweet kiln]

it's not sent yet

soon

[novel raptor]

ahh i see

[oblique tree]

yeah when the anniv mission drop

[velvet glade]

https://giphy.com/gifs/happy-hate-patrick-spongebob-squidward-gOtFopEjpzGvCNHdD8

[novel raptor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fPXnwMaFwdU

[earnest gust]

Uma ticket or card ticket?

[sweet kiln]

free card selector

and paid uma selector

[pallid aurora]

lol

[oblique tree]

this guy

[iron solar]

https://imgur.com/UHUfit9

Looks pretty tough

[random glacier]

dirt s chocobon
talented

[rigid bear]

wow i qualified with tt umas

[iron solar]

A lot of people are probably running TT umas

[rigid bear]

that too probably

[snow flower]

I got matched with a lot of s falcons

I'm probably just gonna get her from the paid selector

[iron solar]

Nah she fell off

You just gotta hit dirt sparks on VBourbon

ALSO PITS NEXT WEEK

https://giphy.com/gifs/anime-uma-musume-zZlsteq0yep1j5cUMp

[snow flower]

I'm probably skipping her

maybe get kitasan white instead

I'm out of pulls

[rigid bear]

https://tenor.com/view/speechless-corey-harris-gif-16321815488428323403

dis dud

[iron solar]

Wym you're gonna skip

That's your pfp man

[snow flower]

maybe you guys can help with that

I just need about 18k carats

[novel raptor]

have you tried getting lucky deemee

[snow flower]

wut da

[iron solar]

Yeah just get her with the free pulls ez

[dreamy ridge]

@iron solar has leveled up! (39 ➜ 40)

[snow flower]

is there free pulls on her banner

[iron solar]

Also I had like 65k going into FineMo banner and now I have 20k

[snow flower]

I thought it was only for support cards

[iron solar]

Ya you get 60 on her banner and 60 on the supports

[snow flower]

ohh

it's split

[sweet kiln]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpcWx164bZE hot spring resort irl

[iron solar]

https://youtu.be/2IuXPQGSInc?t=48

Apparently there's footage of Oguri Cap in a hot spring but it's difficult to find

[oblique tree]

naked oguri cap ?

😳

[snow flower]

[iron solar]

https://imgur.com/YZcLi6R https://imgur.com/ziBkfW9 https://imgur.com/M14nDJA

Big 3 seems quite strong

I've put every Smart Falcon into the dirt so far

Gambler Taikis are a problem