Umamusume: Pretty Derby

[random glacier]

[turbid tusk]

mant is the equalizer

the whales can't be bothered to run 1 hour long runs

[random glacier]

okay you can literally just run libra horses

proc nsm spurt

and win

apparently

xoguri is not doing too well but it's still day 1
some of these builds look decent

[austere hemlock]

no one answered me

[random glacier]

i don't think there are new animations

[austere hemlock]

I saw a spe with new animation and music

oh it only happens if you have another specific skill on her

cool

[random glacier]

Might be commander spechan you're thinking of

[turbid tusk]

xoguri unique is late proc for arima

[austere hemlock]

nah it's this one https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7CX3In3rFX8

[random glacier]

Oh that

Yeah she gets it because main character

[austere hemlock]

i'm guessing you get the skill from a future shop card?

[random glacier]

From this card which we don't have yet

It gives this skill

[sterile gate]

DEVS

[austere hemlock]

yeah, I don't see this card in any future banners/events

so I'm guessing it's either guild shop or friend points

[sterile gate]

if whales cant be bothered how will the casuals survive

theyre already almost extinct with this cm

[turbid tusk]

cause the casuals have to use time to make up the difference

they gotta do the thing they always do and play the game

tryhards thrive in mant

[random glacier]

You get it for completing a story chapter I believe

The whole part 1

[turbid tusk]

no stat rng all skill rng in mant

[random glacier]

Then we move on to part 2, with other team members

[austere hemlock]

I'm guessing spe can't use the card

which is funny

since it looks like it's a "spe" card

but idk

[random glacier]

https://youtube.com/shorts/9LdDMlpI7Ng?si=mO3RD8UM2hcNoRlk

I found it

Just story stuff apparently

[turbid tusk]

ye you also unlock a new special week if you win it

[austere hemlock]

is there a list of all the skills that change the music

[turbid tusk]

it's very rare to have a unique that changes music

[velvet glade]

anime teio does

[snow flower]

this is it guys

quartz has found the new meta

[austere hemlock]

yes

the hype moments and aura meta

[random glacier]

anime kitasan as well in the future

[austere hemlock]

does anime oguri have it?

[random glacier]

cingray oguri

She does

[austere hemlock]

do u have a video if it

i can't find it

[snow flower]

just wait 5 years bro

[random glacier]

I have the uma on jp but never run her lmao

[sterile gate]

i fuckin hate spe

if she cucks my pulls again im uninstalling

every fuckin banner i pulled on she shows up

[snow flower]

[sterile gate]

seiun banner = spe (im f2p and i have no horse and i already have her
smaru banner = 4 spe
ksb banner = spe

[random glacier]

me with tm
pulled 2 tm on seiun banner
scam ticket on half anni also tm

[sterile gate]

watched the anime for the first time

i tried not to be biased cuz of my spe hate

that shit is mid af boys sorry

[turbid tusk]

s1 was kinda ass

even the story mode is better

when spe popped off against montjeu in story mode i was also popping off

[sterile gate]

the thing i appreciate the most was knowing history and having played the game prior to watching

had i not done that the show would be worse imo

[turbid tusk]

s2 was good at least

[sterile gate]

nah that shit mid too but better than s1 lol

[turbid tusk]

and s3 tried to make kitasan black look like she was struggling when she won so often

[sterile gate]

ofc weebo gets rewarded

[turbid tusk]

you can afford to give more pixels

[snow flower]

his shit is always like this

that's why I just don't click

[misty venture]

I chilling and never care if I got it or not just a gambler thing

[random glacier]

Front runner problem
How do you make front runner look like they're struggling

They just lead the whole race

And the irl horse is also dominant as hell

[sweet kiln]

ez, just make her barely train groundwork in time before one race, barely train early lead before another

etc

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1233765398856470560.webp?size=96&animated=true

[austere hemlock]

i got 5 double rainbows in a row on speed

[austere hemlock]

she lost URA finals

[snow flower]

horse so weak it lost before the race started

[turbid tusk]

this game's ass

[velvet glade]

LFG

u won the game

[sterile gate]

600 wit

[austere hemlock]

bro

she lost URA finals again

what the fuck

[velvet glade]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-i-shouldnt-laugh-not-funny-gif-17592623435563158903

[austere hemlock]

I guess I'll have to buy her 3 recoveries on finals now

[austere flicker]

isn’t 600 kinda low cause if you don’t proc the recoveries you are cooked

[rigid bear]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PEafHp5ZlMY

[austere flame]

https://youtu.be/mcF_6yAcjok?si=EGZrXscOco3C6fAt

[austere hemlock]

so close to S too

if only I had gotten fast learner earlier

[velvet glade]

if i lose to ur oguri

https://tenor.com/view/unai-emery-unai-emery-valencia-cf-smile-gif-17796906

[austere hemlock]

stop hating bro

she's decent

[velvet glade]

looks good to me

still true tho

y not make a medium one idgi

[austere hemlock]

it's for next cm

nah cuz you was about to hate

[velvet glade]

no shot

its a good uma

[sweet kiln]

[rigid bear]

1 pull

[austere hemlock]

back to taishin mines

mood down simulator

[austere hemlock]

chat what's the next big support to pull for

[rigid bear]

nartia toproad

the sup card

[austere hemlock]

what does this mean

[pliant mulch]

training effectiveness based on how many fans u got

[austere hemlock]

oh

i thought it was raw stats

I wanted kitasan

🙁

[rigid bear]

no nsm

[austere hemlock]

your chances of activating those 3 recoveries are 42.19%

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1035012600276197396/1303848416467488879/alright.gif

[rigid bear]

yeah and even if i do proc the ult i just lose cause no nsm

okay which one is better so i can just move on to super creek

BRO BUT LIKE 6 FRONT LOBBY

[verbal patio]

I got a double dominator and nn lobby 💀

2nd

[rigid bear]

i was wondering why my oguri runs was so fucking lucky today

[night aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/peaky-blinders-tommy-shelby-limitations-limit-no-limits-gif-26523730

[austere flicker]

Man fuck this taiki

[random glacier]

Dominator diff

Unfortunate

[austere flicker]

How does an inferior taiki win against my superior taiki

[random glacier]

I should sandbag more during rounds wtf am I getting matched against

[austere flicker]

That dober must have hit everything

[rigid bear]

i cant even get to my spot

6 fronts were infront of my face

[random glacier]

Not even
She was like 3rd place
I was 4th
We both missed unique skill but procced sfv

[austere flicker]

Oh

[random glacier]

But their comp is double dominator

It's a really well built dober

• sfv

[austere flicker]

Man... my taiki didn't even late start she was just blocked and enemy taiki just catapults off my runaway and maru

[pliant mulch]

that is crazy for a late surger wtf

[random glacier]

Solo ace

2 debuffers

[austere flicker]

wtf 83%

[pliant mulch]

now that i think about it you would just be guaranteed 6th

im kinda limiting my late with 2 pace chasers

[random glacier]

I found the guy lmao ofc he's in VFcord

No human has that winrate with solo ace

[velvet glade]

any winners?

...ig its up me to win it then

[random glacier]

go for it champ

[velvet glade]

i lost

[austere hemlock]

I was the only one with oguri

[velvet glade]

gz

[austere hemlock]

and this one was super scuffed oguri

[random glacier]

woops

gz

[austere hemlock]

any more winners

[velvet glade]

‘quartz ahh horse meme’ died today

[austere hemlock]

[turbid tusk]

game is rigged so oguri wins

man my lobby was jobber as hell

[verbal patio]

yeah double dominator and nice nature actually just gave everyone cancer

[sterile gate]

imagine if u ran that 600 wit before instead of this

[sterile gate]

id sack the pow instead of running her with not even 500 wit

try stam sparks with riko

this was a clubmates and he tried it out

he was getting 900 stam and 500 wit before

[austere hemlock]

is that enough stam?

[sterile gate]

2 spd 3 wit

the track is 2500m its basically medium

[austere hemlock]

yeah but those 2 greens raise the cap a bit

[sterile gate]

idk why people are doing 900+ with 3 recovs + her ult

[lyric robin]

lost to coguri

oh well

2nd place

im fine

[novel raptor]

still undefeated

[pliant mulch]

anotha for the da overlord

[oblique tree]

holy shit my rudolph wins

[novel raptor]

oshi winners

[oblique tree]

she was dueling head to head with S rank Oguri

and she accidentally overtake my taiki on the inner gate and trigger her ult, so she clutches with her ult and wins

[pallid aurora]

what I lost to

cant win em all ig

[oblique tree]

[iron solar]

Scorpio was the worst CM we've had so far and it's not even close I think

Actually a clown show

Random shit winning, random shit losing, fucking XOguri in the finals

So people who got into the finals but didn't have time to train her just lose

[novel raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-uma-musume-cinderella-gray-umamusume-cinderella-gray-oguri-gif-2374650783808853265

[oblique tree]

random shit winning/losing is just every cm

and xoguri on finals is the same as smaru on cancer cup

or whatever that cup i forgot the name

[pliant mulch]

the shorter it is the more rng

id prefer long as well so i can just win off pure stat checks

[iron solar]

I feel like that's not true for the miles tbh

Seemed like the better umas usually won in the miles, and the long mediums 2300-2400

This one I couldn't make heads or tails of it

100% better umas win longs

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2008592597972115829

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[sterile gate]

i like shorter tracks cuz i can actually get good stats. performed better as well

although i got my first ever plat from last cm

[random glacier]

shorter track is skill check
longer track is stat check

unless it's sprint in which case roll a die

I was doing some rooms for arima last night and literally libra horses from cm6 can win

just nsm spurt on taishin

[sterile gate]

this won

55% chance to hit 3 recovs

https://tenor.com/view/dumb-and-dumber-lloyd-theres-a-chance-jim-carrey-gif-11098164

[iron solar]

Also apparently NN wit gets more value later?

Apparently On Your Left gets changed to work for both pacers and late surger

So it works better for Tosen Jordan who has it as a potential unlock

[sterile gate]

she also has 15% race bonus for mant

[random glacier]

it's only the evolved OYL for Tosen Jordan that becomes pace/late

OYL is buffed later to activate in the first 1/4 of late race instead of 1/2 currently

the buff is on 2nd anni, by then you'll probably pull for Ramonu wit SSR already

[snow flower]

[iron solar]

I see, ty for clarification

[turbid tusk]

dimi winner

[snow flower]

I almost lost

I need to watch it again

my suzuka also did not proc TTL so I did not proc gw

[turbid tusk]

wit checked

[novel raptor]

these fake ass oguris

mine would've won

[snow flower]

[earnest gust]

Oguri is a fraud

[turbid tusk]

if she was a fraud why'd she win

[random glacier]

out frauded the others

[iron solar]

They're all frauds

May the biggest fraud win

[novel raptor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bu2fCS_ODxI

[hollow wadi]

Came 2nd in A due to Rush

[snow flower]

unity and ura spark

[iron solar]

https://youtu.be/IAlH2Cfq8Xk

The horse of destruction

[sterile gate]

won by a neck

got lucky im the only frontrunner too

[austere hemlock]

1 white is enough for these stats right

I threw so hard on this run

missed 3 giga rounds cuz I got greedy

[velvet glade]

bro wins one cup and goes full nerd

[austere hemlock]

nah man, all my umas had too much stamina cuz content creators are dumb

never again

[velvet glade]

where is that site tho, asking for a friend

[austere hemlock]

https://stacalc.hf-uma.net/

gotta translate it tho

some stuff doesn't translate so ask me if u need to

[velvet glade]

Thank you

[sterile gate]

does no one use that simulator during launch anymore?

[austere hemlock]

[sterile gate]

youre overstammed tho

i see people doing 901 for stat bonus but not really needed

850 should be good with recov

[austere hemlock]

u sure?

there's like 3 uphills next cm

[sterile gate]

i mean u could always go more if u really worried

i ran 700 stam this cm with no recov and that was bare min. still nabbed some wins even if scuffed

[rigid bear]

bro i forgot supah kick unique dosent proc first place so if im lucky pace i just die

[austere hemlock]

run suzuka

[rigid bear]

3rd spot reserved for tamamo cross and i dont have suzuka

[austere hemlock]

any front runner should do

with no accel skills

u proc NSM and gg

[rigid bear]

i can try till tamamo still not here ig

[sterile gate]

supah kicka

[sweet kiln]

isn't it 1k stam + 1 gold for pace ?

[austere hemlock]

fuck no

it's 2500

not 3200

[sweet kiln]

wasn't it like 1200 + 2 or 3 golds for 3200 ?

[austere hemlock]

that's enough stamina for 2 longs in a row

[sweet kiln]

it was 1200 + 1 gold ye

or 1k + 2

[sterile gate]

moomoo overshoots it cuz he wants to be giga safe

[rigid bear]

yeah it his guide worked this cm cause nn debuff

i dont think stamina siphon cafes are gonna kill u this cm tho

[sterile gate]

my shit lived thru nn idk how lol

[lyric robin]

How much stam for 2500

[sterile gate]

dominator was what fucked me over more

[lyric robin]

Can I train 0 stam card with inherits

[sterile gate]

800 with 1 recov if u really wanna edge it

[rigid bear]

u need 750-800 and a gold skill

[lyric robin]

Ok

Sounds like Tom Cruise end closer then

[rigid bear]

if oguri cap christmas set up 750 stam with 3 whites

[sweet kiln]

i have to drop stam cards too for cafe, she overshoots so easily with that 30% growth

even on 1 shitty stam card

[sterile gate]

her ult heals too

[rigid bear]

wait real?

[sterile gate]

ye its like 300 total

[rigid bear]

they just gave her evreything huh lol

[sterile gate]

i saw people running 800 stam from last cm

im like bros relax lmao

[lyric robin]

Is it 2 speed 3 wit still

[sterile gate]

yep

[lyric robin]

Ok

[rigid bear]

for people without stam growth i recommed running stam cards

[lyric robin]

Back to coping with no 1200 speed

[sterile gate]

full stam sparks and riko should fix your stam reqs

maybe click stam a bit or blow up fireballs

[austere hemlock]

this mine

deck was fine

imo

[lyric robin]

I'm debating goldship Brian mayano?

Hmm

Ugh

All this to lose to xoguri

[rigid bear]

i still need to fix mine my wit is so low 😔

[austere hemlock]

xoguri isn't that good next cm

[lyric robin]

I like Narita Brian design

Sucker for the black hair

[sterile gate]

borrow wit instead

[rigid bear]

but my biko....

i guess i could try

[sterile gate]

i meant for quarts

if u got 3 good wit cards then bikos fine

unless your wit is low too

like low low

[lyric robin]

I wish my biko was higher

I have 2lb

[rigid bear]

i wish i had it max as well so much easier to max speed

[lyric robin]

I still choke with kita and biko

Ugh

[sterile gate]

3 spd enjoyers

[lyric robin]

I should probably do 3spd 2 wit

[rigid bear]

u can try it but u have to borrow a fine motion

[pliant mulch]

It depends what stam skills u run tho

Most people gonna have 777 be the final trigger and that procs after spurt starts

so the recovery is useless

Unless u have 3 mid race ones u dont benefit from it

but that means u waste the accel

[pallid aurora]

the universe is telling me something

[austere hemlock]

buy a horse

[sterile gate]

impostors in chat

[lyric robin]

meh

where is my speed

do i need to go 3 speed 2 wit

fuck

[rigid bear]

if she has no bonus speed growth go 3 spd

if she has one go 3 wit

[lyric robin]

ugh

time to return home, sweep tosho

or should i use taishin for end closer corner

[austere hemlock]

sweep tosho for sure

she has SP bonus

[lyric robin]

im doing 15 stam 2 power spark

not bad

no.....my fast learner.....

[verbal patio]

will tm opera alt reach the upcoming cm? or does she come right after?

[pliant mulch]

apparently right after

[pliant mulch]

Next 2 cms are sprint and mile too

can't use her for 2 months until after mant releases

Freaking haru showcase taking her spotlight

[austere hemlock]

sprint cm

omgBruh

[lyric robin]

would this work

or too short stam

[rigid bear]

u good

[random glacier]

looks fine

end B though

how is she late A but end B

[earnest gust]

https://youtu.be/ziK0qPXj2_Q

Uma musuame smurf

Damn

[iron solar]

https://tenor.com/view/mayano-top-gun-monday-gif-10408516938625344122

[lyric robin]

should i run pump and dober

or just dober?

[iron solar]

Iirc the guide said use both for this track

[lyric robin]

i guess this should be ok

no long s but

should be enough

no long s will porbably kill me though

and all the xoguri

[turbid tusk]

always both if both work

dober sometimes doesn't work when pump does though

track specific

[random glacier]

looks good to me

oguri is stupid stat hack uma

can i get 20 speed 10 power on my oshi plz

[verbal patio]

mile isn't too bad since she's E and u'll need mile sparks anyways, unless her ult isn't good for mile

[iron solar]

The sprint I expect to be a really funny shitshow

[verbal patio]

is sprint just going to be fronts?

like who gets angling = win?

[iron solar]

Which Bakushin Bakushins the hardest

[turbid tusk]

it's rng but should be front rat race

[pliant mulch]

her ult just like a triumphant pulse

[iron solar]

I think everyone has to get a skill called Turbo Sprint

Which can proc at like completely random times

[random glacier]

sprint CM will be funny
the accel zone is a straight
so end closers have benefit
but end closer on sprint
no pump no angling no nothing

it's gonna be rushing gale gamble

and turbo sprint yea

[iron solar]

Also Hishi Akebono is very funny to see

People trying to get sprint build King Halo and Bourbon through their careers will also cause generational crashouts

Cuz they both have to run in Tenno Sho Spring

You probably HAVE to take a recovery skill to get them through it

[random glacier]

nah King Halo just needs Kikuka Sho

and no placements just need to run it

[iron solar]

Oh that's significantly easier

[random glacier]

King is one of the 3 f2p sprint options

now if you want to run someone like Taishin for encroaching shadow

that one is funny

[rigid bear]

double it and give it to the next uma

[earnest gust]

Is it just me or has the races been harder?

[sweet kiln]

yeh, casual players prolly quit over time

so more and more sweats and semi-sweats now

[earnest gust]

I failed a 9% tirple rainbow. This should've been 1200 speed

And 1150 power

[novel raptor]

2 pulls helping hand

but that'll be just 30 parent runs for me

[turbid tusk]

the last 2 cms were easier for me

[random glacier]

this xoguri unit is not real

bro is playing yugioh
just jerks off by himself and get free win condition

i understand why this thing is meta now

normal umas hit 6/5/1 whatever, get accel, win
xoguri plays solitaire, hits combo, win

[sterile gate]

https://tenor.com/view/symboli-rudolf-67-meme-uma-musume-umamusume-gif-8354787702994742859

[novel raptor]

no long S and no head-on

[austere hemlock]

giga

[velvet glade]

i hecking love head- on

[random glacier]

i think you get angling if going pace

lucky pace is real

better than trying to get head

on

[novel raptor]

i'm running a front ace

[random glacier]

makes sense then

[novel raptor]

and making that is gonna be a pain so i won't bother for now

[random glacier]

This uma is so ass bro why do I only get ghetto triumphant pulse

[pallid aurora]

is the canva updated for this next cm

[snow flower]

yeah I just checked

[pallid aurora]

yippee

[sterile gate]

why get angling when u can just hit your ult and win

[austere hemlock]

is that an ACE nature?

[velvet glade]

meta player stumbles on for fun oshi enjoyer

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-gasp-cats-gif-5762916

[novel raptor]

imagine not running your oshi

[earnest gust]

No guts or power

[turbid tusk]

is moomoocows baiting people into overstamming again

[novel raptor]

hence the skills i took

[pallid aurora]

we need 700 stam plus a gold recovery for sprint

[turbid tusk]

average taishin build for sprint

[novel raptor]

also need 1.2k guts for blockushin

[rigid bear]

any1 got that gif for cm3 you need 1200 stam 3+ gold

[sterile gate]

hes just being safe which is sensible but unnecessary

[austere hemlock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XpMm_7roHvc

[snow flower]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1392738499878326383/1416909248381587537/a63crn.gif

[sterile gate]

i mean there u go. if he had max stam and 3 gold recovs he won

[rigid bear]

if anyone is running that cafe card

[snow flower]

is that for xoguri

[rigid bear]

yes

https://www.reddit.com/r/UmamusumeGame/comments/1q490gr/effective_stamina_from_recoveries_and_christmas/

got it here cause i was curious my self

[austere hemlock]

cool

[velvet glade]

• botched the run

[pallid aurora]

[dreamy ridge]

@edgy apex has leveled up! (9 ➜ 10)

[austere hemlock]

ok so like

I'm waiting for tama to build my 3rd CM runner

what do I do til then

[novel raptor]

parents for her

[sterile gate]

[austere hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jordan-jordan-funny-jordan-laugh-mj-laugh-mj-no-no-no-gif-13209134556538742845

[pliant mulch]

team trials andy

[austere hemlock]

fuck team trials

I'll do team trials runs when they add auto career

[iron solar]

https://imgur.com/ukSrMBD https://i.imgur.com/iySYIrg.png

Man

I'm pretty sure all that matters is long S, Spurt, NSM

So the Libra one is just better

S distance aptitude farm is so grief

[lyric robin]

i hate s distance aptitude

i guess ill redo until i get s

[iron solar]

Wait why am I bringing my fucking LB1 Hishi card to Mayano runs

Am I retarted

[oblique tree]

straightaway spurt hint

but sr lb1 is trolling also

[iron solar]

https://i.imgur.com/z2GDFb0.jpg https://imgur.com/jO2PXmR

Listen

Just keep your opinions of the game to yourself

[iron solar]

Chat what if I become a gray horse only trainer

[oblique tree]

jesus

bro screenshotting a chat

[pallid aurora]

🏡🆓

[iron solar]

This guy @s people saying misinformation constantly

[pallid aurora]

brother you gotta learn to take stuff on the chin

[oblique tree]

i dont even remember if i ever said that

also @pallid aurora we need to cleanup Umasen

so many dead people

[pallid aurora]

oh really?

aight

[oblique tree]

there is like 8 people hasnt login for a while

[pallid aurora]

[novel raptor]

taiki shuttle shot them down

[turbid tusk]

victory

[velvet glade]

i screenshot ppl all the time and its so easy to be rent free for me

discord is less fun without a bit of cuckoo dont sweat it

[austere hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/rise-and-shine-meisho-doto-tm-opera-o-tm-opera-cro-tm-opera-crow-gif-7275827755202654036

[snow flower]

this is the first time I got acunpuncturist at unity cup

shit is so rare

[novel raptor]

now why don't you pick that branch 1 to take advantage of it

[sterile gate]

only real momois pick that option

[snow flower]

[sterile gate]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2009468917610414479

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 9, 2026, 3:34 AM

[iron solar]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-oguri-uma-musume-umamusume-lonely-gif-9169928466271091841

[iron solar]

I feel like there's a lot more room for exploring umas outside of the ones that run

What if they do stuff on like, police umas fighting crime

[lyric robin]

where is the long S

[sweet kiln]

it will pop up in a bricked low roll run

[lyric robin]

meh

no long s is most likely brick

fuck me

[snow flower]

[snow flower]

I thought gatekept is only good if you have dober ult

[lyric robin]

i forgot to take it off and put moving past

lol

now that you mention it

i forgot dober ult completely

[snow flower]

[lyric robin]

oop

not like it matters no long s is brick

[snow flower]

ye

I can't get a single long S goldship

[lyric robin]

need more borrows so i can send more

[rigid bear]

1st run i rage quit 2nd run i forgot fans 3rd run no spurt from tosho

please 5 borrows

[velvet glade]

another satisfactory uma musume gaming session

[austere hemlock]

https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2009747102981890198

Umamusume: Pretty Derby (@umamusume_eng)

Heads up, Trainers—a new Champions Meeting event is on the horizon!

🐐 Capricorn Cup 🐐
When: Mid-February
Race Conditions: Chukyo / Turf / 1,200m (Sprint) / Left-Handed / Winter / Snow / Soft

(Details are subject to change.)

#Umamusume

X · Jan 9, 2026, 10:00 PM

?

fym sprint

what

[rigid bear]

yeah and dirt

right after

[velvet glade]

cant xoguri cheese @austere hemlock

[willow nova]

https://fixupx.com/Sora_Kujo06/status/2009582995439767884

Sora (@Sora_Kujo06)

I think I will continue posting this every Friday

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FixupX · Jan 9, 2026, 11:08 AM

[random glacier]

wow thank you riko

I clicked bottom option

[oblique tree]

[iron solar]

My Gold Ship just got 2nd to Mambo at Tenno Sho Spring

Is this a sign that Mambo is the truth

[earnest gust]

Don't you love it when you fail the 25% failure rate then kill your good run

-10 all stats. Lost practice perfect.

Mood bad

But i recovered thanks to kita san events procing immediately after

[sweet kiln]

irl flins is a trainer

[novel raptor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GitT1Qk-ZeU

@snow flower you everyday getting distracted... soon

[snow flower]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1425812615522947215/1427240152669098126/G023XIvb0AArxop.gif

[iron solar]

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-satono-diamond-lick-funny-gif-17230432331182465957

It's Satono Saturday!

[snow flower]

cooked

[novel raptor]

time to update TT after this CM

no one cares about the next 2 CMs

[iron solar]

https://imgur.com/NFWp1H3

Stats are pretty good but no S long

[snow flower]

so this is a brick, right?

it's missing 1 recov

[iron solar]

Yes she just can't proc her unique

I'm pretty sure you don't take Gourmand

[snow flower]

really

[iron solar]

You take the rank 1 version

Ya

[snow flower]

oh it's only whites?

wtf

[iron solar]

Cuz she needs to hit 3 recoveries

No it's not only whites

She just only needs whites to hit her unique

And the track isn't long enough to need a gold's worth of stam

[austere hemlock]

depends

[iron solar]

I would probably look up what recoveries she wants for this CM

Personally I don't own a 3rd end closer I didn't pull for Cafe or Taishin so I am pulling for Tamamo Cross and am gonna use her as my third

Even though I do have Christmas Oguri I think you'd prefer to just send 3 ends and hope one of them hits all their skills

[sweet kiln]

got such a high roll run with cafe

and she just didn't get long s

dis faken game

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1214236233811890196.webp?size=96&animated=true

9 long sparks and gold inspiration btw

[austere flame]

wu da

[iron solar]

Unity Cup just sucks fucking shit

You high roll, you hit distance S, you lose Unity Cup finals

You high roll, you hit distance S, you win Unity Cup finals, you didn't hit Straightaway Spurt spark or hint

You hit spurt, you hit distance S, you win finals, oops you low rolled stats

This is like a test in what someone will put up with

People say MANT is much worse, I hope they rework it or something

[velvet glade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1372784019174981703.webp?size=96&animated=true

[sweet kiln]

idk, rng S aptitudes are wrose imo

literal garbage mechanic

only 2 chances, can't guarantee

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1233765398856470560.webp?size=96&animated=true

when u stack low rolls can at least just quit the run

need to waste min 20 minutes to see if u get S

[austere hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/waheguru-minion-ssg-gambling-gif-25063372

[velvet glade]

head-on is rarer than i thought

mustve gotten lucky before

[novel raptor]

you can use the mayano card

[velvet glade]

: o

i didnt know abut that sheesh

[random glacier]

Unity Cup is fucking dogshit

[velvet glade]

it can be very dopamine inducing

a lot of random skills from the unity stuff

but ye the randomness it adds was not really necessary

[random glacier]

Yeah i love my 3 debuff skills and 4 random white heals that I'll never pick up

[sweet kiln]

idk, ura is so boring

[random glacier]

ura was the first one

it's safe but also boring yea

[sweet kiln]

yeah, that's y i don't hate unity

[random glacier]

I wish they ported the qols early though

Like clock for unity cup races

Clock for non objective races

Hopefully we get 5 borrows on finemo uma banner as some ppl said

[sweet kiln]

ye, we should

[random glacier]

It's at least more spins for the gamble

I might pick up dober for anni ticket
Instead of xoguri

Not having dober kinda sucks

Or brian

[sweet kiln]

i wanna pick one of the wives Falco Ake or Digital

or the new ones

fimo and ardan have high potential

[snow flower]

I might get a dirt runner with it

already got dober and xoguri

[random glacier]

Yeah digitan is valid pick for me as well

[snow flower]

how much is the selector gonna be

was it $25 usd

[random glacier]

If it's the same as jp then yeah
20 usd something

[snow flower]

I wonder if it's gonna be up in the webstore for cheaper

[austere hemlock]

next one is worse 🥀

cygames please skip MANT

[novel raptor]

🐳

[snow flower]

[velvet glade]

head on and long s

[random glacier]

🦆 🚬

[lyric robin]

that's not enough stam, right

ill bleed out on 25?

[rigid bear]

nah ur good

[lyric robin]

this one might be a backup

i got fucked

[misty venture]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpoxG6hxXSE

[pallid aurora]

CONDOOOOOR

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/818633549422395393/1392479685040017528/ezgif-16d677e51a433f.avif

[random glacier]

i do 1 run for the dirt mission thing
and hit mile s med s off 2 med 2 mile pinks
but i can't hit long s off like 14 long pinks

cygames pls

[novel raptor]

[sweet kiln]

same, 2 long sparks, hit long s on condor for the quest run

9 long sparks, no long s, high roll cafe run wasted

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1214236233811890196.webp?size=96&animated=true

[random glacier]

unity cup experience

[earnest gust]

Fuck. 4 tirple circles and i lost

Fuck

This was B I think too

Ain't that nice

Having god seed then i game decided to fuck me in the rim.

Nice

[random glacier]

[earnest gust]

Got another god seed right after

Power guts and wit are a bit low but eh

[novel raptor]

now show that juicy 1 star guts

[random glacier]

too bad she has stinky affinity
or this would be loopable

1* power 2* late

[novel raptor]

🦆 🚬

ah yes just like osu and muse dash

thanks twitch

[sweet kiln]

uma version of just dance would make sense tho

[iron solar]

Isn't it crazy we need a god seed to get an uma worth a shit for CM

[random glacier]

eh you're just trying to min max

making a golshi that can get A finals is easy

5 runs maybe

golshi/taishin

[oblique tree]

or 20+ runs

[snow flower]

what the fuck

well that's one borrow done for today

[rigid bear]

Hopeless stakes

[snow flower]

debut was because I forgot to change her to pace

man late surgers suck ass

[random glacier]

Sashit

Fast learner = glue run

🦆 🚬

hot spring ticket too

[sweet kiln]

hopeful is pretty safe tbh

[random glacier]

It's so fucking predictable

[sweet kiln]

on anyone except late surgers

those are so ass early game

300 speed power stam and it's guaranteed

but surgers can brick it even with better stats

[random glacier]

Yeah you run pace or front in hopeless if possible

Even on golshi i run pace

[sweet kiln]

i only pace her on debut

[random glacier]

The real aids one is the mile before hopeless

[sweet kiln]

she's surprisingly consistent for me as end closer on hopeful

[random glacier]

Asahi hai/Hanshin jf

I lose those so often

[sweet kiln]

i aim for 300 250 300 on those, usually they're pretty safe

for maru it's pretty rng tho, hard to get enough power

[random glacier]

Yeah idt i get 300 pow by that time

[snow flower]

ok now I can cope

the one before sadly rolled low and failed a lot

[random glacier]

First one looks decent
High roll sta and pow a bit more and it's great

[earnest gust]

No power

[snow flower]

it's close enough

[novel raptor]

i'm not the only one suffering

good

[snow flower]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1427377514413686814/1455972863025877074/01.gif

[iron solar]

https://tenor.com/view/rise-and-shine-meisho-doto-tm-opera-o-tm-opera-cro-tm-opera-crow-gif-7275827755202654036

[velvet glade]

three failed trainings, moving my mouse towards end run button, gets fast learner

[iron solar]

https://imgur.com/uTxURCS

Finally hit something decent

This could've been better if she got more double power training but I'll take it

If it got more double power instead of single, this would've been the mythical 1200 1000 1200 with long S

It's possible, just keep rolling the dice

I can imagine if you have SSR Vodka MLB as either the borrow or your own power along with MLB Rice Shower, hitting 1200 1000 1200 is a joke

[iron solar]

https://i.redd.it/h34mvk8nxrcg1.gif

[lyric robin]

meh

[lyric robin]

is this one better

[austere hemlock]

giga

[lyric robin]

first or second?

[rigid bear]

second

[sterile gate]

2 all day

[snow flower]

Thats too much stam for a late surger

[novel raptor]

great start while enjoying my dinner

[rigid bear]

images that makes u grit ur teeth

[novel raptor]

of course i get long S when i got no GW and failed trainings

[earnest gust]

https://youtu.be/-T_LsmIQbfQ?si=XmPQvbJ6U43vqr7E

[turbid tusk]

giga low rolled stats but got all the skills

[novel raptor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYTX_mU63Jw&pp=0gcJCU0KAYcqIYzv

here comes the word of god

[oblique tree]

[oblique tree]

lets keep exchange alarm clock everyday at daily shop

[sterile gate]

when i found out u can clock a race whenever in the future ive been buying it every day

[random glacier]

wdym C rank wins unity cup finals

[austere hemlock]

how tf do u go to finals with c rank

[pallid aurora]

hoooly

[sweet kiln]

cafe just cured herself of night owl same turn she got it

[sterile gate]

just win

[snow flower]

it's been a while since I got demoted

[velvet glade]

https://tenor.com/view/flavialaos-flavia-wajaja-risa-laos-gif-425531678762471530

[sterile gate]

thats me every other wk

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2010410564330443185

myticalCat (@myticalcat)

now we have
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QRT: myticalcat
a bit late but... ARKNIGHTS 4D HEARING EXPERIENCE
#Arknights

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 11, 2026, 5:56 PM

i listened to this while watching another stream

5D hearing

[novel raptor]

wajaja

[velvet glade]

i dont know what accel is good so i went without accel

surely this will work

[random glacier]

Pace is rough

Either you get rod or run front and pray for nsm

[sweet kiln]

enough cafe for now, time to move on to golshi

[sweet kiln]

gonna use 1 pace or front to make it easier for cafe and golshi to proc ult

[random glacier]

wait random run goated

[sweet kiln]

i got unlucky with hints

[earnest gust]

That's a nice stat spread

[iron solar]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-ship-goldship-skeleton-goldship-roar-goldship-banging-shield-gif-14939892431205000563

[snow flower]

this game is trollin

[snow flower]

what a dog shit game

[novel raptor]

this game likes w speed

[oblique tree]

[novel raptor]

daily -3 runs and i only got one decent thing from it

[earnest gust]

Ok how do i get 40k friend points by the end of this month for 2 tickets

For some reason i didn't get my tickets and I've already spent about 50k on sashs

[sweet kiln]

15k from tt class 6

[oblique tree]

7th at debut race
losing hopeful stakes and first unity race
failing 8% into Bad mood

there goes the daily

[rigid bear]

https://x.com/aramori_susumu/status/2010629584014950762

荒森ラッコ@新刊委託中🏇ARAMORI (@aramori_susumu)

🌠Vega
＃umamusume #ウマ娘

X · Jan 12, 2026, 8:27 AM

[novel raptor]

great sparks

[iron solar]

https://vxtwitter.com/satonodiamondAR/status/2010782483399524767

Satono Diamond 🇦🇷 (@satonodiamondAR)

Canon

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 12, 2026, 6:34 PM

[novel raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/mayano-top-gun-plane-crash-open-season-uma-uma-musume-gif-5331908701229637660

[austere flame]

Just a normal day

[snow flower]

I can't make a team trials team

they're all failing shit

[novel raptor]

🦆 🚬

i told you deemee do it after this cm

[snow flower]

I'm gonna be class 2 at this point

[sweet kiln]

i feel like my TT teams are complete trash

but somehow frauded their way into staying class 6

w/o a single demotion

their average is like 530k, but they always manage to fraud a 600k+ score

every week

[snow flower]

I only managed to hit 600k+ once

my TT teams were made like 1st month into the game

I still have 7 to replace

[sweet kiln]

yeh same

have a bunch of units i ran 1 time

like half a year ago

[turbid tusk]

my frauds are also slowly starting to get rolled

[snow flower]

how does unity work again

do you get random skills based on the run style you do the races

[random glacier]

no that's mant

[snow flower]

or is it just the A ranks

[random glacier]

unity picks from A ranks

[snow flower]

ohh

[random glacier]

which is why running like oguri and maya kinda ass in unity

[random glacier]

brother just put your cm aces in the bag

[snow flower]

[random glacier]

mile cm
long cm
medium cm

[turbid tusk]

no sprint and dirt cms yet what cm aces

[snow flower]

yeah

I'm using some of them in sprint and dirt

that's why I'm stretched so thin

[random glacier]

my sprint team kinda ass too

[turbid tusk]

ye i get like one miracle run each week where i win 5

and barely make cutoff

[snow flower]

ok this should be good enough for medium TT

replacing this loser

[turbid tusk]

[novel raptor]

[snow flower]

[novel raptor]

+50 parent runs

[sweet kiln]

maybe i should just spark xoguri

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1233765398856470560.webp?size=96&animated=true

wanted to save for speed fukitaru, but now i think y not just borrow her

riko slot is freeing up soon

[turbid tusk]

and you get 100 free pulls on ntr

that's basically mlb

[random glacier]

im considering pulling speed fuku

or finemo to unbrick acc

[snow flower]

is fine motion or nice nature wits better

[random glacier]

finemo best wit stat stick
NN better in mant, 2nd best stat stick

both lose a tier once ramonu wit comes on 2nd anni

[turbid tusk]

nn mainly for lates

not the best wit card and not the worst

ye finemo is giga wit stat stick

[pallid aurora]

[turbid tusk]

pink

[random glacier]

It's intentional

now i grind for natie end and cafe end

[sweet kiln]

how bad is golshi w/o str spurt ?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1233765398856470560.webp?size=96&animated=true

[turbid tusk]

if you proc nsm at a god timing it doesn't matter

[snow flower]

wtf is this

is there an event

oh there is

[iron solar]

I think it's a bug

[night aurora]

no long s no spurt

[turbid tusk]

it's an event

you get like 5 pieces for winning the race

[night aurora]

https://www.umareference.com/

uma bible just dropped

[earnest gust]

Curen chan career or king halo career?

Such annoying careers

[novel raptor]

curren chwan

of cours i'll hit wit

[random glacier]

i want curren too

stinky uma banners

never got shit from them

[iron solar]

Don't worry, you can get her on Gray Week!

https://imgur.com/xCPgj7C

The single most important banner in the game's history

[austere hemlock]

https://vxtwitter.com/Cygames_EN/status/2011423481712517537/photo/1

Cygames (@Cygames_EN)

https://t.co/ZYF6DlSuAC

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 14, 2026, 1:01 PM

"without prior notice"

we lost

[velvet glade]

they can do it like mappa, where they say we will use ai for one piece explosions, the explosions look shit and thats the end of it

[snow flower]

people really over react to AI stuff a lot

[velvet glade]

it can really ruin things, and u will experience this at some point

[snow flower]

I don't think cygames is stupid enough to ruin their name because of AI

same goes for every major corporation out there

so far they all have gotten criticism but that's all what's happening so far

they'd have to make AI do literally every single thing in order for something really bad to happen

but everyone is so far using AI as tools for the most part which is the intended use for it

[sterile gate]

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-gold-ship-67-67-meme-goldship-gif-16047293554707785456