Umamusume: Pretty Derby

[quartz coral]

dawai hotspring end

[spare storm]

😋

[cosmic pecan]

wtf

yall have gotten hot spring ticket

i still havent won once

[blazing elk]

THATS RIGHT

thats my girl

[quartz coral]

got it for dawai and vodka

[cosmic pecan]

wtf

all ive gotten are like

3 steaks

[blazing elk]

i dont think she gon win this 1

but its ok she done enough today

aight i'll take it

lowkey just need better parents for oguri

[quartz coral]

best thing cy games coulda did was having a steam release the absurdity of horse girl racing and easy access for normies is

[cosmic pecan]

i can consistently win basically every run on the uma im farming unless everything goes to giga shit

but jesus spark farming is tedious

were suppose dto b able to sweep with alarm clocks or somthing later to spark farm

[blazing elk]

yeah she came in 3rd on the finale its ok

i need better legacy fellas

[velvet glade]

u really dont need to spark farm

[blazing elk]

why im bringing some up before doing oguri again

since u can only borrow 1 ata time

[cosmic pecan]

i have 8star legacy

[oblique tree]

not spark farm, more like getting correct spark is harder

[cosmic pecan]

problm is the 3s are on grandparent

so its a 2 - 33

[oblique tree]

if u got 9star stamina already, then u basicly done

[quartz coral]

its a rich get richer situation. it makes grinding much easier when you dont have to rely on 3 shots a day at a through bred

[cosmic pecan]

instaed of a 3 -32

where can i hire some south east asian to grind my sparks for me

[cold crag]

holy failed a 7% rainbow

[velvet glade]

yea it is but its also not necessary to clear scenario on any uma

[oblique tree]

its not that its necessary

u kinda have too, cause there is affinity for each parent uma

you could have 9* power on bakushin, but she's not a good parent for long uma like gold ship

so u want someone else to have it

[cosmic pecan]

im trying to slowly work my way up

[oblique tree]

or if she's a grand parent from an Uma that is compatible as goldship parent, it works

[cosmic pecan]

to build oguri

so rn farming grandparnets

[sharp kernel]

funniest is when normies who found this weird got outnumbered by normies who found this peak

[velvet glade]

oguri is so op

wish i had her

[cosmic pecan]

oguri is just easy to use

cuz dirt coverage

[velvet glade]

yep

[quartz coral]

i don't even like her but i'll probably end up selecting her she has so much coverage

[blazing elk]

cap is cute too

idk who ima use 2nd selector on tho

i'll finish the event shit for the random uma ig first

[oblique tree]

there is 2nd selector ?

[snow flower]

the new one is random

sadly

[blazing elk]

was gonna pay the 20 bucks

[oblique tree]

yeah both 3star ticket from mission is random

[oblique tree]

oh

[blazing elk]

we drinking and driving now

[snow flower]

paid one is also random

[blazing elk]

the one in rookie pack is selector

u thinking about the gacha 1 i believe

[pallid aurora]

I stg

if this next selector gives me taiki shuttle I'm throwing my phone at a wall

[cold crag]

[errant basin]

rice shower

[quartz coral]

💀

[snow flower]

nah it's random

I bought it

[blazing elk]

surely my streamer would never lie to me

[novel raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/eishin-flash-umamusume-gif-22890513

[blazing elk]

BREASTS

[snow flower]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-suck-sucker-sucking-gif-13638182052461067209

[novel raptor]

i wanna persona myself

[blissful plaza]

american seeded acc

[pallid aurora]

they want me to buy more revolvers

[dusk rapids]

It's okay urara you will win next time

[errant basin]

https://tenor.com/view/symboli-rudolf-don't-laugh-symboli-rudolf-umamusume-don't-laugh-ishowspeed-cinderella-grey-gif-17715589316938969880

[blazing elk]

ata girl

[pallid aurora]

I wanna try breeding haru to win the arima

I'm sure there are builds or videos from people who've done it

[errant basin]

its unironically gonna be front runner

[pallid aurora]

I need long distance parents for it

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/511223357153214484/1390973244261007390/unknown.png?ex=686a3448&is=6868e2c8&hm=bd01f30593f39fdc65fbf93d7c055448c7e37642a8b237e5f5fb34a1ebfdf3a0&

for the rice shower sufferers

[errant basin]

fucking gold shit

as well

[oblique tree]

u need 9star turf and 9star long parent

and one of it has to be your uma

[pallid aurora]

by 9 star I assume it's both 3 star parents as well as the 3 star horse?

[errant basin]

grandparents too

[pallid aurora]

I mean

those are the parents

of haru

3 starred parenrs who also have 3 star parents

[blazing elk]

how tf do u do this ?

[errant basin]

get lucky

[pallid aurora]

just get lucky

[blazing elk]

trash

[errant basin]

also the director and reporter dont count

iirc

[pallid aurora]

I did it in the first hour

[oblique tree]

yes

[pallid aurora]

ok

I figured but wanted to be sure

[oblique tree]

if ur talking about character rarity, it dont really matter rn

but its better to get SSR uma parent, cause her ult will be added to ur uma

[keen socket]

let's fucking GO

[errant basin]

waow

[keen socket]

she's so fucking fine

[errant basin]

does teio break her leg in her career in game

[blazing elk]

no

we break her legs if she loses the race

[rigid bear]

dosent matter if she gets injured she gets back up

[errant basin]

you know who didnt get back up

[rigid bear]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-trying-to-not-laugh-speed-holding-laugh-speed-laughing-speed-laugh-gif-242565803459391828

[errant basin]

need global to accelerate

[spare storm]

they need to accelerate my carats

into my carat account

[pallid aurora]

🌊 🐴

[vestal wharf]

Lost a Bakushin career

[spare storm]

time to feed a haru urara for this mission

sucks to be this haru urara

[oblique tree]

[pallid aurora]

[pallid aurora]

nice

[novel raptor]

my stamina was higher than my speed tho

this game really likes to do a little

[errant basin]

ngl i might just play until i naturally get one

[pallid aurora]

I won the sasami ashinzawa encounter

[novel raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/satono-diamond-its-peak-peak-uma-musume-uma-musume-pretty-derby-gif-14473982584760202424

[oblique tree]

is this the crazy doctor

[pallid aurora]

yea

[oblique tree]

first option ?

[pallid aurora]

also I swear I'm getting some absolute dogshit rng or grass wonder really just sucks ass

[oblique tree]

[pallid aurora]

I'm straight up getting this for her constantly

[oblique tree]

did u watch her race, what went wrong

[pallid aurora]

I'll watch this time

I just dropped my 3rd career for her after she failed the 3rd race 😭

[dusk rapids]

But how

[oblique tree]

i think the biggest rng fuck up is if the race have 3 double circle before u press race, but somehow u didnt get first place

[cosmic pecan]

i chug pots

and come back to the same if not more pots

[vestal wharf]

idk maybe not enough stam ig

[dusk rapids]

Oh thats a lot of wit yeah

Wait why do you have a front runner skill and a late surger one

[spare storm]

could also be cuts

guts

since your stam isnt high enough

[vestal wharf]

grabbed surger due to excess points

[dusk rapids]

Ah gotcha

Did you run her pace or lead?

[vestal wharf]

lead

[dusk rapids]

I think stamina is fine

This is my B+ baku

You can make up stamina with certain skills

Swinging for sure

[rigid bear]

3 night owl debuffs still won

damn no 3 spark

[turbid tusk]

https://fxtwitter.com/shibainoe/status/1941412414999994419

Inoe (@shibainoe)

what an awesome game

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[spare storm]

just a normal day with dogshit shower

[turbid tusk]

that was my grass experience except she chained it to awful mood

i don't think i've ever seen awful mood before

[dusk rapids]

Leave rice alone

[blissful plaza]

goldbeeg

[cosmic pecan]

still no 3* stat

but i finally got a fucking hot spring ticket

[pallid aurora]

wtf

with MY horse!?

[cosmic pecan]

as my mexican friends call them

the bbls

[pallid aurora]

[spare storm]

bruh

this giga one

all fell off

[oblique tree]

[spare storm]

time to redo a new haru

[pallid aurora]

[spare storm]

another haru gets glued

[pallid aurora]

💢

4 nights in a row with only 30 energy restore

JUST SLEEP LIKE A NORMAL HORSE

[oblique tree]

sleep deprived

[oblique tree]

also lucky u didnt get night owl even its 4x in a row

[pallid aurora]

I did

I'm just pissed more about the 30 energy

[oblique tree]

oh u did

[pallid aurora]

I cant do jack shit

[sharp kernel]

Horse mirroring real life

[pallid aurora]

and its even more tilting when she doesn't even get cured after 2 stays

Why are you sabotaging yourself

[cosmic pecan]

[spare storm]

i think this haru is cooked

fails 2 gambas in a row

15%s

all i saw were 85% success rates

[sharp kernel]

E7s fault

[spare storm]

i got 1 big cutie and 2 smaller cuties

they copied ebicseben smh

[cosmic pecan]

if nothing else

condor is really easy banner farming

if the run goes smooth

[kindred pagoda]

Gold ship need speed inherits and a very lucky run which doesn't trigger any 5 of her energy down events

[blissful vessel]

then I lucked out

[dusk rapids]

SILENCO SUZUKA

Never mind

[kindred pagoda]

Every one can get sleep deprived event from rest, which is funny it makes rest not the safest option

[quartz coral]

3 fucking visits to clear it one run

[kindred pagoda]

Getting poor practice and it erasing your perfect practice fills me with so much emotions

Ngl as f2p you can probably save almost 170 pulls for kitasan

Im at 20k a bunch of trophies left and some gifts from devs

[errant basin]

im halfway to spark

i havent been farming karats

[kindred pagoda]

Well i realized my cards are too weak so I'll just for kitasan

Once my deck improves getting A on all will become very easy

[errant basin]

im just doing this

[kindred pagoda]

I only have 1 ssr and 1 sr speed

So im forced to take the bed girl sr mlb from support

[errant basin]

ngl i would have kept rerolling for creek and fine motion

but i hit a bunch of speed ssrs

[kindred pagoda]

I run creek, motion, bed girl mlb, event spe one and natisha pool one

Also i discovered maverick lone wolf cant trigger together

Only one of them

[errant basin]

that's funny

[kindred pagoda]

The only 2 ssr cards that are good even on jp are bakushin cooking and power ranger one

[kindred pagoda]

Yeah no free 100 speed

Also the bed girl sr is also op due to 5 hints maverick

[blissful vessel]

i have none of the good SSR cards you're meant to roll for and I do fine enough

i got lucky enough to get a decent set of speed supports

[kindred pagoda]

Realistically you could just run 4 sr if they are mlb

They are considered very good for atleast an year

[novel raptor]

is mp4 the only video file you can play here?

[kindred pagoda]

All current 4 sr speed good

[kindred pagoda]

I have been loosing races with peak stats but under 200 guts ends up ruining the final stretch for me

[cold crag]

chat what time does uma server reset

[kindred pagoda]

I keep getting tanaka saying no guts

[errant basin]

i am begging

[kindred pagoda]

3h 14 mins

[cold crag]

[kindred pagoda]

I see an orange i skip

Its 50/50

[errant basin]

never punished

[novel raptor]

as long as it's still under 65% i still go

3 more umas and i'll complete the collection

[spare storm]

man maruzenskys unique skill is so broken man

[kindred pagoda]

Duty of dignity and red shift are easily the best 2 inherit skills

[errant basin]

isnt oguris good as well

[spare storm]

just casually increase acceleration for being in the front (top 50%)

oguri is good too

[novel raptor]

i was about to say something but it's a spoiler

[spare storm]

idk man if you proc marus unique

you basically auto win

cause its late into the race

so you have a lot of time to pick up into max speed

[novel raptor]

when will this game give me a 3* stamina

[kindred pagoda]

Oguri also good but havent gotten a single good oguri for inherit

[spare storm]

[kindred pagoda]

I also dont have a 3* inherit

[spare storm]

that bricked haru

[kindred pagoda]

[spare storm]

gave me 2* power

small improvements

[kindred pagoda]

I have kept alot of meh veterans because they had 2 stam/power or speed

[spare storm]

oh baby a triple

yeah

keep those meh ones

just gotta improve slowly

eventually everyone will get 9*

yes

got myself a silence

(as long as its not rice shower)

not sure if i should pick up oguri cap or maru

which one of the 2

i feel like maru would be more useful overall for her unique

but oguri cap is just really good overall

[pallid aurora]

I'll wait until this 2nd ssr

[spare storm]

oh this is another uma?

[pallid aurora]

[spare storm]

i thought it was a support

[pallid aurora]

I have no idea

[spare storm]

i guess i can do that

i kinda like the free umas we get anyways

they're easy to train

[pallid aurora]

and when it gets taiki shuttle and I buy a new phone then I'll use it

for ogura maybe

the kfc meme made me laugh and I've seen no memes of the other horse

[rigid bear]

the one where she orders 999 family chicken buckets?

[pallid aurora]

[rigid bear]

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-oguri-cap-uma-musume-pretty-derby-oguri-cap-dance-anime-girl-gif-2367867096192210075

[pallid aurora]

the smug ass face got me

[spare storm]

https://www.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1lqdb7j/she_has_become_too_powerful/

https://www.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1ls0j7b/one_of_the_popular_fail_animations_in_the_uaf_mode/

ok thats a good one

gold ship that troll

[pallid aurora]

does rice shower lore have anything about losing a lot or is it just an in-game thing

[novel raptor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFskZP7DSNc

[errant basin]

first in quarters and semis

and then 15th in finals

how

[spare storm]

not sure about rice shower lore

[novel raptor]

https://fixvx.com/dantsuflames/status/1940145547392033088

Mei 🏳️‍⚧️ (@dantsuflames)

I would really love for Cygames to bring the KFC collab to global, I'd eat chicken every day for these girls!

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[spare storm]

except that he was put down at age 6 for a race injury

thats pretty insane

considering horses live 25-30 years

haru urara is 29 so shes approaching

[errant basin]

i think rice got a really bad injury

[spare storm]

yeah during a race he fucked his leg

[errant basin]

and had to get immediately euthanised on the racecourse

[novel raptor]

silence suzuka

[errant basin]

stay gold's design is peak

[novel raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[turbid tusk]

[snow flower]

who is this

[errant basin]

squeex

[pallid aurora]

I'm gonna try to visit her this oct

[spare storm]

make sure you book it

and let them know

[edgy apex]

you can get reddit videos to embed by changing the url to rxddit
https://www.rxddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1ls0j7b/one_of_the_popular_fail_animations_in_the_uaf_mode/

[spare storm]

dont be a typical gaijin

[edgy apex]

[dusk rapids]

Slacker debuff

3 straight clinic no fix

6 or so failed trainings

Oguri deserves the glue factory

Still won ura with a shitton of G1 wins

[shadow iron]

https://youtu.be/1YVAN4QWBTg my Agnes Tachyon reaching SS+

[spare storm]

https://tenor.com/view/devilman-crybaby-run-gif-10824304

[pallid aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-fire-writing-gif-5699810632707475134

[rigid bear]

AND ITS PEAK EVREYTIME

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-fist-pump-celebration-horse-girl-racing-opera-o-gif-6655393067816857287

[neon trench]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-mejiro-mcqueen-crying-gif-21048779

[errant basin]

and then they had a career ending injury

[shadow iron]

Northenlion laughing his ass off when he learnt rice shower got sent to glue factory at 6 for having a career ending injury

[misty venture]

[spare storm]

It wasn't even a career ending injury

[misty venture]

everyone don't like rice shower even jenazad

[spare storm]

It was a life ending injury

[misty venture]

[shadow iron]

[spare storm]

Literally had to put it down on the spot

[misty venture]

fucking gold ship bite the fence rail and injure it teeths

end the career

[spare storm]

Smashed his bones in his front legs and toes into pieces

[misty venture]

https://vxtwitter.com/NoContextCrap/status/1940994478585925809

No Context Shitposting (@NoContextCrap)

https://t.co/XMFx0DftEz

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[shadow iron]

Fuck you going to tell me to do

Imma bite this fence

https://youtu.be/lLsQmXzD_M0

[novel raptor]

should i do a 10 pull

[timid portal]

No

🙂

[spare storm]

If make debut is the uma

What's the support one

[novel raptor]

only one "no" i need

aight imma do a 100

[spare storm]

Oh they're both called make debut

Idk why gacha companies do this weird ass naming thing

Where it's very similar

So

3* make debut is Uma

SSR make debut is support card

Why don't they just add the word Umamusume or Uma in it

And Support in the other one

[cosmic pecan]

til

gold ship actually couldnt be controlled

even by his own jockey

and maruzensky was so op that he had to get server banned

[spare storm]

Yeah gold ship was a menace

[cosmic pecan]

mfw you are horse jordan

and you are so good you are banned from playing in the nba

[spare storm]

Maruzensky is basically the opposite of Haru Urara

Never lost a single match

Only lost to himself

[dusk rapids]

mambo

*Matikanetannhauser

https://tenor.com/view/mambo-dance-uma-musume-kawaii-anime-gif-12641256523269720224

[blissful plaza]

Get rice shower

[errant basin]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-and-jerry-kazuya-mishima-tekken-tekken-grab-tom-vs-jerry-gif-14188079764670529594

600 in 3 stats

[oblique tree]

wait that's kazuya grab

[errant basin]

gives me 2 star in 300 stat

[oblique tree]

[light slate]

oh, Agnes Tachion is same va as and

[novel raptor]

i already have her

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-uma-musume-pretty-derby-rice-shower-gif-3101020431960946058

[blissful plaza]

[verbal patio]

[novel raptor]

time to get some guts

[misty venture]

PLAY um

uma

or hina

will hate u

[cold crag]

https://fixupx.com/ThanosPagkidis1/status/1941379653261983780

Thanos Pagkidis (@ThanosPagkidis1)

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tell me this is edited

[novel raptor]

i win this

okay nvm

[oblique tree]

[ornate crow]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-gambling-gamble-gambler-gambling-addiction-gif-25801242

[cold crag]

just saw the urara arima run on stream

i am now forever sad

[pallid aurora]

the irl one?

[cold crag]

yea was curious coz twitter was full of urara

[pallid aurora]

now I'm curious

do you have a link

[cold crag]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7aJCZ_U7fk

[kindred pagoda]

Uma exposing me to irl horse racing only made me aware of how miserable fate it is to be a racing horse

[cold crag]

:aware:

[kindred pagoda]

From fatal injuries to being basically killed off after retirements

[pallid aurora]

not always

[kindred pagoda]

Also funny that even in the uma anime series majority of the initial ones retire early or have their career ended due to injuries to mirror the irl evnts

[pallid aurora]

but yes unfortunately

urara living like a queen

[kindred pagoda]

She is a lucky case

[shadow iron]

Gold ship also living like a king too

[pallid aurora]

https://stupidpenisx.com/mashudoesntdraw/status/1940307778096218152

Mashuu (@mashudoesntdraw)

just found out haru urara is still alive omg 🥹

QRT: animal_love_kaz
ウララさん、お誕生日おめでとう🌸
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[shadow iron]

[cold crag]

[pallid aurora]

Right girlcock...

[shadow iron]

You have to use stupidpenis now

[kindred pagoda]

That url

[pallid aurora]

unlucky

girlcock broke

[cold crag]

aintnoway stupidpenis is a command

[pallid aurora]

you guys did this..

[shadow iron]

Free girlcock

[pallid aurora]

but yeah I also admire all the nods to the irl horse racing events they put in the show (even if I never saw either )

[kindred pagoda]

[keen socket]

creek the only fucking thing i put you as a support card for is to give me swinging maestro and YOU DONT GIVE IT TO ME FFS

[pallid aurora]

[misty venture]

https://www.twitch.tv/fobm4ster/clip/ElatedEsteemedTubersStrawBeary-kREpoZF9sHD7Yxwj

so in pvp instanly minus 400?

[pliant mulch]

do i just have to sack a run and spam recreation for this stupid mission

im like great mood most of the time in normal runs'

[hidden marsh]

my life already fullfill

[fleet garden]

why not 3*

[cold crag]

lost another good run to manhattan

[edgy apex]

https://fixupx.com/Il_Sombrero/status/1941548597654454626

IlSombrero (@Il_Sombrero)

Many people are still not using one of the best tools you can use for your training. Gametora.
︀︀This website has among others a Training Event Helper that can show to the outcome of Training Events.
︀︀With the cog up right you can switch to global
︀︀gametora.com/umamusume/training-event-helper

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FixupX · Jul 5, 2025, 5:23 PM

[blissful plaza]

not the spreadsheets... not the fuckin spreadsheets agane

[hidden marsh]

boring

[velvet glade]

im happy to c u guys arent spreadsheet gamers

[cold crag]

haven't touch a single guide on this game

downside is haven't won a single goal

xdd

https://tenor.com/view/r-tachyon-ume-musume-uma-musume-horse-gif-6355441694660360746

[light slate]

https://tenor.com/view/tachyon-agnes-tachyon-umamusume-uma-musume-gif-1357866635738650364

[novel raptor]

holy essay and it's not even a gold inspiration

[velvet glade]

[cosmic pecan]

waiting this whole time

for guaranteed chest on each win

to use parfait

[cosmic pecan]

finally A rank

it was still 1* guts spark tho

[misty venture]

so where

I can get crane game

got unlucky

[edgy apex]

i will take whatever advantage i can get vs this game's bullshit RNG

[obsidian jungle]

Im 2 stupid to understand

[misty venture]

so 5 characters from support cards

trainees

at one training

when u see those circles

and it doesn't count the director and the office girl

its rng

so good luck

I stuck at the claw machine

[obsidian jungle]

[rigid bear]

https://fxtwitter.com/shitashira/status/1941514884845539602

Whira (@shitashira)

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FxTwitter · Jul 5, 2025, 3:09 PM

[spare storm]

I mainly use gametora for skills and game mechanics

Cause the game likes to vaguely describe the ability

Also helps to understand what each term means I'm this game

[cosmic pecan]

i think one of my guildmates

is one of the authors on gametora

[cosmic pecan]

Evil baby has insane stat distribution

I pick evil

[spare storm]

Like Back is the last 50% position. Front is the first 50%. Large margin means 3 or 4 horse lengths. Challenge means to be neck to neck for 2 secondd

I wish they let us know these terms or at least make it more detailed when you hold the skill

[pallid aurora]

like this

except no director or that other bitch

[spare storm]

Holding the skill to show the exact same text as not holding the skill

[cosmic pecan]

Jap gachas love hiding the ball woth regards to game mechanics

Its a holdover from when they loved hiding the gacha rates

[blazing elk]

im sending haru to the glue factory

[misty venture]

https://www.twitch.tv/surefour/clip/FragileVenomousRadishBlargNaut-h5dccl9swMwSEF2w

[light slate]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-tachyon-sitting-gif-7357207957197193220

[cosmic pecan]

i am gamba

cuz i am missing 1* fkn horse

i got the 1* hors

[snow flower]

the 3% will hit

[blazing elk]

see u in da grave

[pallid aurora]

[blazing elk]

yippie

[pallid aurora]

guys just get it it's really easy

[snow flower]

I got that 3 times yesterday

[blazing elk]

you are safe from glue today

omagah

not bad honestly

[blissful vessel]

t-thanks 3* ticket

[blazing elk]

[snow flower]

been getting this a lot

[blazing elk]

same

[misty venture]

yeah

a lot people playing it

[snow flower]

I even disconnected one time

it's about to crash

[spare storm]

game is too popular

ddosing them

[keen socket]

yeah mfs are going too far it's a fucking casual gacha like relax

just check the race types and equilibrate stats according to that, the rest is dead ass luck

got races where i ended 16th, use the clock reset and i ended up 1st dominating like a mf

[oblique tree]

no thats not the tryhard part

its the base of the game u should know

the game has the qol to tells u which choices give which, but its on JP server

somehow the EN server dont have it

[oblique tree]

also this qol was added to the game after like 3/4 year the game release

classic jp gacha

[keen socket]

Ohhh i just saw properly

i read "not the spreadsheets" and i thought it was some shit of like "if you combine this stuff and this stuff you'll get x stuff" not a QoL mb

yeah that is crazy that is not on global

[oblique tree]

cause before u use this shit

[spare storm]

its probably to give it a more random feel

until they learn what they do

[keen socket]

yeah, i mean it still isn't that deep i feel, but it wouldn't hurt to add that as a QoL

[spare storm]

yeah i would like it to just show it

its quite important to know the results

[oblique tree]

yeah especially when u have a perfect run no error

[spare storm]

the gamba lady is funny

[oblique tree]

or want a perfect run

[spare storm]

bricks your runs for fun

the acupuncture gamba lady

[shadow iron]

Degeneracy

[timid portal]

my final URA trophy

[shadow iron]

https://stupidpenisx.com/Dreamboum/status/1941196281906688056

Dreamboum: GOAT Ship Fan (@Dreamboum)

I'm reading that Gold Ship loved hitting on mares in his career and his run as a breeding stallion had a conception rate of 99.1% in 2019.

Mares struggling to conceive would go to him and end up pregnant. Mares even fall in love with him because he treats them gentlemanly 😭 https://t.co/3MfOIzqfBW

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jul 4, 2025, 6:03 PM

Anime protagonist horse

[spare storm]

a true menance to horse society

[shadow iron]

Gold ship shows up beats your ass in a G1 and then fucks your mare

Beast mode

[timid portal]

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addams family stan account🫃 (@NorthernIion_LP)

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FxTwitter · Jul 5, 2025, 2:23 AM

[turbid tusk]

mr grinch after christmas

[verbal patio]

Finally got a triple spark

[spare storm]

wtf

hes him

[pallid aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-congrats-kid-congratulations-nice-gif-11565253382391449339

[oblique tree]

you know what

speed spark probably the second worst inheritance

cause almost in all scenario, u bring 3 spd everytime

[pallid aurora]

my first decent set of stars... from power parents

[errant basin]

speed spark is meta until kita

[oblique tree]

no if u have mlb SR card

cause u will overcap

even in the newest JP scenario u bring 5 speed card as a meta

[errant basin]

isnt jp just 5 spd and the 3 goddess card

for everything

[verbal patio]

it is unfortunately (i prefer it over guts or wits tho) but that's literally the only 3 star stat inheritance i got

after 90 hrs that's literally all i got

[errant basin]

you take what u get

[verbal patio]

[errant basin]

and if its glue

you go next

[oblique tree]

well yeah u take what u got cause of crazy rng

[errant basin]

best ive gotten

[rigid bear]

low key dont wanna glue my oguri cap cause of 2 star power as well

[errant basin]

ive been getting 1 star wits

im 600+ in spd/str/stam

and wit is 300

[verbal patio]

yeah mine goes to wit or guts even when the rest are 600+

[turbid tusk]

now to farm more 9* parents

[neon trench]

[cosmic pecan]

https://x.com/euphoriainmind/status/1941407412457783623?s=46&t=Hs_QRLG_ayqKN5hO2BW3-A

chamberlain 🐉 (@euphoriainmind)

im tired boss

X · Jul 5, 2025, 8:02 AM

[blazing elk]

hell yea

[obsidian jungle]

[cosmic pecan]

[analog geyser]

finally

[errant basin]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

4 turns into the run

[kind blaze]

Damn, nice

[willow nova]

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OrbiVN | Uma Musume (@OrbiVN)

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OrbiVN | Uma Musume (@OrbiVN)

Guesstimate Umamusume global banner.

It's not 100% accurate, I did one character banner per week when compared to the Japanese banner timeline on gametora.

X · Jul 6, 2025, 12:32 AM

[rigid bear]

pls let the glasses chick run with kita san banner im begging

[keen socket]

bro

suzuka is fucking crazy what the fufck

[spare storm]

i think i would have gotten more energy from reading a book

than sleeping

then i need to do infirmary twice to get rid of night owl

this daiwa is cooked

[pallid aurora]

havent lost a run with her yet

[cold crag]

holy is this what 5 years gap look like

[snow flower]

good thing blue archive prepared me for this

I was watching lacari and his goldship had a different unique skill name

I didn't know it changes on star unlock

skill animations change too

pretty cool

[velvet glade]

it gets a lor better

[cold crag]

damn this game actually has pvp

[velvet glade]

we can host a room

[spare storm]

theres a pvp event coming up

[velvet glade]

do a discord matvh

[spare storm]

3v3 pvp event or something

[cold crag]

no wonder ppl try hard on this

[spare storm]

i mean not really

if they were REALLY try harding

they would make a dedicated debuff ONLY uma

and the other 2 is going for the win

the 3rd debuff only uma would just debuff the whole map

[velvet glade]

u dont know if ppl arent msking those

[spare storm]

i mean you could be right

[cold crag]

xdd oguri cap lore accurate win on lac

[spare storm]

but im sure they're just making 9* umas

[snow flower]

not right now anyway

everyone still busy making 9*

[spare storm]

the only people that i feel would be making dedicated debuff only umas would be the big whales

that have their 9*s all set up

[snow flower]

yeah

[velvet glade]

btw u get score in pvp for each skill used right

whats more inportant winning or using skills

[neon trench]

Skills

[edgy apex]

https://tenor.com/view/kitasan-ballin-kitasan-black-uma-musume-umamusume-pretty-derby-gif-11370135500955216382

[blazing elk]

how do u even get claw to appear

i got it once but shit scams u fr

[spare storm]

recreation on 2nd and 3rd year

once a year

rng

do it on haru urara

cause her goals allow her to have like 10ish days in 2nd year

to spam out recreation

[blazing elk]

oh lord

i got it once but that shit is a scam machine

and then i need 5 trainers at once shits impossible

[spare storm]

go for the ones with her head straight up

[blazing elk]

i got it once but 1 of them was a npc i guess

[spare storm]

if the head is slightly angled, its impossible

[blazing elk]

got any tricks to get 5 trainers?

[spare storm]

the trainer one is rng

but what you can try to do is do 4 speed

[blazing elk]

oh no lol

[spare storm]

1 wit

[blazing elk]

these the last 2 things i need

[spare storm]

and hope it goes into 5 speed

[blazing elk]

claw and 5

[spare storm]

or do 5 speed

[snow flower]

yeah go for the ones that has the gold twinkle effect

[blazing elk]

yeah i was running 5 speed cards

BUT

i got 5 and 1 was a fukin npc so it didnt count i guess

[spare storm]

yeah

the npc is scam

i mean that one is actually "easier" than the claw machine assuming you aren't sending that uma into the glue factory from the start

cause you dont need to go out of your way to get it

it just happens from rng

but then its rng so theres that

[blazing elk]

just hella wasted time

[spare storm]

just keep playing more careers

eventually it'll happen just from you trying to get better umas

[blazing elk]

cygames wants us to suffer i swear

[spare storm]

ive seen 5 supports several times now

maybe like once every 3 careers or something

[blazing elk]

were u also running 5 of the same stat

[spare storm]

i usually run 3 speed

or 4 speed depending on distance

[blazing elk]

i just did full speed baku

she won everything but came 2nd on final face

[spare storm]

might need 1 power in there somewhere

probably isnt picking up to max speed on the final spurt

[oblique tree]

do 3 speed 3 wisdom

[spare storm]

i think 3 speed is more than enough

even for umas that are trying to max out speed

3 speed should easily get you to 1k

[blazing elk]

3 speed 3 wit and what 2 stam or power?

[misty venture]

another one

[spare storm]

support deck depends on what distance you are running

[blazing elk]

no1 can resist horse

[spare storm]

what distance are you trying to run

[blazing elk]

no idea

but last 1 baku was sprint for her shit

[spare storm]

which uma are you playing

[blazing elk]

none

i just ended bakus

i want to do oguri tho

[spare storm]

go on oguri cap

and click on that career info

go through those i

it'll tell you the distance

so just see what she has most of

[blazing elk]

she is mostly mile long and medium

[spare storm]

so whatever she has most of you can now decide what distance YOU want her to specialize in

[blazing elk]

but i cant run her yet

i have to do haru to try and spam claw i guess

[spare storm]

oh then just check haru the same way

[blazing elk]

yeah its just annoying

[spare storm]

(shes sprint)

now you can check the pinned

theres an image for distance and what support deck you can try

[blazing elk]

i see i'll do that ina bit i need a break

[spare storm]

#1387279445928448120 message

[blazing elk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1387279445928448120/1389047687990612070/image.png?ex=686b1bf8&is=6869ca78&hm=02bdd09ddac4f5485e108b937210ef93209d41e45c4ec4bc5565f908589bd204&

u mean this i assume

[spare storm]

yeah

so sprint/mile is 3 speed 2 guts 1 wit

or 4 speed 2 guts

of course you can change this around to suit what you want, this is just a suggestion

[blazing elk]

yea

guide lines

[spare storm]

most of the time you want to build your uma for the distance and not really the style they run (front, pace, long, end)

but of course pick up those styles if you dont have the distance skills

[errant basin]

isnt that the strength symbol

[spare storm]

strength is power

[errant basin]

ye

[spare storm]

oh sorry i said guts above

yeah power

my supports love guts

so i brainwashed myself

they keep stacking guts

[turbid tusk]

this fucking special week

hotsprings ticket but not enough fans and keeps losing mood

thanks game

this shit is so ass

[snow flower]

how do you even get hotsprings

I got it for the first time I think

towards the end

[spare storm]

you have to win the super rare lottery event

[turbid tusk]

it's rng

[spare storm]

and then win URA finals

[turbid tusk]

i've gotten one ticket in like 50 races

[snow flower]

I got it after 60

[errant basin]

rice showered

[pallid aurora]

does the umamusume events app work for this yet

[velvet glade]

damn thats crazy

i dont like that but alright

i played against this guy who had like 800 wit and 400 skills

and i was like whats up with this

btw does any1 have a mlb ssr support card friend code

prefer super creek

[pallid aurora]

fug i cant share

[spare storm]

call up a whaler

[pallid aurora]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1387279445928448120/1389360807233458319/image.png?ex=686aee15&is=68699c95&hm=b196ec3f8167e85c71691d973dcaab2dc71f0e6df8c204edc6124000c524dedc&

see if this works

@velvet glade

[velvet glade]

ty king

[spare storm]

its full

(not surprised)

[pallid aurora]

[verbal patio]

[velvet glade]

wdym can ppl only be followed by a certain amount?

[pallid aurora]

ya its dumb

[velvet glade]

:lacdink: any whalers

⏰

[verbal patio]

try these
993963476463 - MLB Fine Motion
871255358606 - MLB Twin Turbo
647835297428 - MLB super creek
138 383 619 786 - MLB super creek

[errant basin]

956195578270 - creek

[velvet glade]

ayo

[spare storm]

wtf these whalers coming in clutch

[pallid aurora]

hooooly

[verbal patio]

stole it from another discord

[pallid aurora]

yoink

[spare storm]

onlt this one 956195578270

[velvet glade]

this one works ye

ty guys

[spare storm]

lacari getting triggered on uma

cause he couldn't "prove" that rice shower isnt dogshit

[sharp kernel]

so i have questions before i download:

• any reasonable reroll targets that doesn't take 1 hour
• do you need to add friends? from what i skimmed seems like good friend horses are needed to be parents early

[spare storm]

scammed DJP once again 🦆 🚬

i think you missed the best time to reroll

isnt the global support banner over?

[snow flower]

honestly might as well wait for kitasan to reroll

[spare storm]

or is it based on account?

[turbid tusk]

nah best time to reroll is when kitasan black comes out

[spare storm]

yeah i was thinking just wait for kitasan black at this point

[turbid tusk]

you want at least 3

if you're a hard core reroller

[sharp kernel]

i see, alright I'll wait i fink

[turbid tusk]

then farm for 2 weeks

[snow flower]

so 10 more days

[turbid tusk]

you should be able to mlb it with the spark if you hard reroll it

[snow flower]

really?

that's a lot of luck

[spare storm]

1. I'd wait for kitasan black
2. You don't NEED whalers but it definitely speeds up your progression by a lot

[turbid tusk]

ye but you need to reroll 3

it's 90% of the whale experience for a reason

either luck into it by spamming rerolls as f2p or borrow it for eternity

[spare storm]

a lot of people have 9* horses now

so getting 9* should be easy

just harder to find people with big wallets for those juicy juicy support cards

[sharp kernel]

aite thanks homies see you guys in 10 days maybe

[verbal patio]

i guess the only thing you'll be missing out on is the free mlb event card

do they just add that to the pool?

or exchange shop?

[turbid tusk]

event should rerun eventually

[verbal patio]

oh they rerun those i c

[velvet glade]

is kitasan black a support card?

[verbal patio]

yeah

the one that's coming soon

is

[velvet glade]

should i as a f2p save for that

[errant basin]

i got half a spark and a dream

[turbid tusk]

yes

[verbal patio]

yes

[turbid tusk]

get at least a spark for it

since you'll eventually mlb it with the free unbind mats we get later

[velvet glade]

i have zero currency atm so that wont happen

[errant basin]

time to borrow

[turbid tusk]

do you have super creek

[verbal patio]

im probably cooked tho, i went for tm opera

[turbid tusk]

you're gonna be borrowing the card for at least a year

that slot is permanently taken

[velvet glade]

also no

[turbid tusk]

you're cooked then

[errant basin]

how good is the free mejiro support card

[turbid tusk]

don't bother with pvp

it's usable if you need a 2nd stamina card

it's the other decent one besides super creek cause you can mlb it eventually

[errant basin]

im just borrowing mlb super creeks

[turbid tusk]

only really need it for training long racers until we get kitasan black

[vestal wharf]

same

[turbid tusk]

then 3 color decks become a thing

[verbal patio]

it's a decent 2nd stam card

[errant basin]

i still dont know why fine motion is good

[turbid tusk]

it's really good when we get kitasan black

since we're capping out on spd no matter what

rn if you're not capping spd then fine motion is worthless

[vestal wharf]

[velvet glade]

i do have a fine motion 🙂

[turbid tusk]

baited by the casuals

[velvet glade]

naur

[turbid tusk]

actually, i don't think they've implemented reruns on the jp server

even after 4 years

[velvet glade]

what about tazuna haya

i like using her

[verbal patio]

rip

i think if u have her 2lb

iirc

[turbid tusk]

she's good if you're new and bad at managing energy and mood

[velvet glade]

[turbid tusk]

i guess the f2ps will miss out on the special week card, which isn't that big of a deal

if they reroll kitasan black

[velvet glade]

i gotta look up this kitasan black card

why is it so good

[turbid tusk]

good events, skills, specialty priority

[verbal patio]

hopefully they give more karat income

[turbid tusk]

you only need to run 3 spd cards if you're running kitasan black, so she frees up decks for 3 colors

[verbal patio]

to alleviate the speeding up of banners

[turbid tusk]

ye hopefully

[velvet glade]

are we gonna catch up or smth

[turbid tusk]

the other two servers they've released on had to complain until they gave them more currency

[verbal patio]

we're 1.5 faster than jp

so eventually yeah

[turbid tusk]

since cygames when they were doing the accelerated schedule didn't give them shit

[velvet glade]

oh damn

how long before the famed kitasan black support card

[verbal patio]

like 10 days

or less

[velvet glade]

omg

[turbid tusk]

july 16th

[verbal patio]

[turbid tusk]

ye that's the best time to reroll if your account blows

[velvet glade]

im not gonna reroll

surely theyll rerun

[verbal patio]

i mean tbh if you want to play the game casually and not min max just borrow someone's mlb

[turbid tusk]

ye if you're playing the game casually the campaign's really easy

this is the only time you're going to be able to push class 6 before the whales fill it up

[verbal patio]

the new campaign in jp looks really fun

[velvet glade]

so i should be making wit characters with loads of skills

for pvp now

[verbal patio]

i think farming for 3 star sparks is better

to build cracked parents

[velvet glade]

ill do 600 speed 600 stam 600 wit

[turbid tusk]

ye farm for parents if you're starting

[velvet glade]

i hit 3 star with 600 already

[verbal patio]

but i've been so

[turbid tusk]

you can try to push in pvp for class 2 as well

[velvet glade]

so i got a bunch of 8 stars atm

[turbid tusk]

rn it's not too bad

but you can wait until the next wave

[spare storm]

they will add kitasan black into the standard rotation

[velvet glade]

but class 2 means actually losing a lot but with loads a of skills right?