atomic anvil
PIRELLI GRAN PREMIO D’ITALIA 2023 🇮🇹FP1 : <t:1693567800:F> - <t:1693571400:t>
FP2 : <t:1693580400:F> - <t:1693584000:t>
FP3 : <t:1693650600:F> - <t:1693654200:t>
Quali : <t:1693663200:F> - <t:1693666800:t> (<t:1693663200:R>)
Race : <t:1693746000:F> (<t:1693746000:R>)
atomic anvil
The word "break" for Max can have 2 meanings, either:
plush knot
The word "break" for Max can have 2 meanings, either:
- Break Vettel's record of...
or the winner's curse might come
gloomy patrol
disappointment coming in the new fit
atomic anvil
atomic anvil
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McD's sponsorship when 
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gloomy patrol
buoyant meadow
4 years now 🕊️
plush knot
buoyant meadow
That is both hot and ugly at the same time
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That rear wing 
atomic anvil
Looks not bad I guess.
plush knot
It's just the rear wing which that makes it irritating
buoyant meadow
Shits gonna be like redbull drs once it goes open
Bruh it’s gonna drag air like hell
atomic anvil
glass hazel
Stroll going as far as possible despite marshall stand being RIGHT at the exit of ascari
proper dew
Perez rally mode red flags the session 😄
loud birch
rip that new rear wing
buoyant meadow
Obv Perez
spiral oyster
man wtf, I had no idea fp2 was so late ;-;
thought it was gone and done when I got home
untold charm
That is both hot and ugly at the same time
just like the new cars
buoyant meadow
nah they are not good looking at all
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Albon P1 after first tries LMAO
Looks like Alpine, HAAS and Alfa are the dog water pace teams for the weekend.
plush knot
Alpine out xD
atomic anvil
Q1 K.O:
whole ivy
Lmao both ferrari noted for not going fast enough
glass hazel
No way lance troll is out
atomic anvil
Lmao both ferrari noted for not going fast enough
I just saw.
whole ivy
Investigated after session
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Typical Ferrari 
atomic anvil
Q2 K.O:
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Lawson doing a good job.
glass hazel
yea he good
plush knot
Lawson's doing well
atomic anvil
Ok, softs time.
buoyant meadow
time for the fun
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Max giving Ferrari hope with that mistake.
whole ivy
Would be big funni if ferraris got a grid penalty for their slow q1 outlap
atomic anvil
Woa Sainz on pole... Maybe???
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Great job Carlos.
whole ivy
I mean we know what happens tomorrow
atomic anvil
Well, time to see if they have the racepace..
Or whatever their strategist have.
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I'm just glad that Carlos finally got a great quali when Ferrari could do a P1.
exotic plinth
He narrowly missed out tbf, and not every day Carlos gives us beast sectors like his S2 was.
whole ivy
Yeah lets not act like max wasnt the man to beat this session
untold charm
ah ffs I though it was starting
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Happy Carlos 
glass hazel
albon is the goat
gaunt holly
albon is the goat
Fr
tepid mango
worlds fastest mcdonald’s employee
gloomy patrol
eventual hearbreak for ferrari tomorrow (again)
exotic plinth
Is it a heartbreak if they're not expected to win regardless of where they quali?
buoyant meadow
not really
gloomy patrol
for die hard fans :yes
for hardened fans:no
shell jetty
gloomy patrol
just hyping him up i guess
gaunt holly
Guys, who do you think will win?
atomic anvil
Probably Max.
gaunt holly
Probably Max.
Nah, I think verstappen
buoyant meadow
Gotta hit that 10 in a row you know, then I can let someone else win
Cause tbh who wouldn’t want to see the first ever double digit win streak
plush knot
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Forza Ferrari for 1 lap maybe 
atomic anvil
Tsunoda DNS.
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LMAO good start AT.
gloomy patrol
bro the car is still there
tepid mango
what’s with monza and having the most random shit happening
exotic plinth
Engine intensive weekend.
tepid mango
D tier track
exotic plinth
Yeah, not a fan of Monza either. Terrible track to play in racing games.
proper dew
whaat? you don't like full speed straights followed by corners where people yeet in to you?
buoyant meadow
Yeah, not a fan of Monza either. Terrible track to play in racing games.
I usually skip this track in F1 career mode 🗿
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I usually skip this track in F1 career mode 🗿
Based.
spiral oyster
#JustMonzaThings
atomic anvil
Formation lap <t:1693747200:R>.
plush knot
Mugello >>>>>> Monza
gaunt holly
Yeah, not a fan of Monza either. Terrible track to play in racing games.
It’s one of the better tracks
buoyant meadow
Singapore is a fire track
gaunt holly
Spa is 🔥
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It’s one of the better tracks
Better for what? Ram heaven with huge amounts of just pressing gas and not much space to make up that lost time.
gaunt holly
Better for what? Ram heaven with huge amounts of just pressing gas and not much ...
It’s just so fast
And overtaking can be challenging
exotic plinth
2 lame chicanes, 2 places with closely placed couple corners and boom, the track is already done, not interesting at all.
Overtaking challenging with such massive straights? I don't think you understand Monza then.
gaunt holly
Overtaking challenging with such massive straights? I don't think you understand...
Drs has almost no effect so usually you have to send it into turn 1
buoyant meadow
Monza is one of the easier tracks to overtake isn’t it..
exotic plinth
It doesn't matter if the effect is weaker when the straight is massive 💀
tulip prism
Max in P1 by before end of lap 1?
glass hazel
Probable
tulip prism
Win race by 30 seconds?
buoyant meadow
Probably
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30s only if the race is clean.
glass hazel
Clean t1 ????
buoyant meadow
Bro almost got sandwiched
tulip prism
Would be really nice to see Ferrari actually challenge Red Bull today
glass hazel
How
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Hamilton 9th 💀
tulip prism
What they put in the water in the Williams garage this morning?
glass hazel
What they put in the water in the Williams garage this morning?
Honey
With breaking like this
tulip prism
Albon driving like he stole it
atomic anvil
Hamilton 9th 💀
Meanwhile Russell 4th. 🗿
buoyant meadow
What they put in the water in the Williams garage this morning?
Williams has the highest straight line speed, this is a straight track 🗿
glass hazel
We talking braking here
buoyant meadow
0-200kmh in 4.88s 💀
glass hazel
From max?
buoyant meadow
Average
tulip prism
From both Sainz and max
glass hazel
Ah
buoyant meadow
Drs is on 🗿
jade hedge
Surely looks interesting for firzt minutes
tulip prism
Welp. Sainz is fucked
atomic anvil
I thought you were talking about McLaren.
buoyant meadow
Mac is keeping up on low pace 💀
Mac & cheese for him after the race
gloomy patrol
bigmac 
glass hazel
Lmao
tulip prism
Max is also destroying his tires trying to keep up with Sainz though.
That Ferrari is quick today
glass hazel
Max is destroying his tired because of the aero pack more than pace imo
Like even on slow place he will use them more
tulip prism
Max dive bomb tactic didn’t work.
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Carlos making it more interesting for a couple more laps ig
gaunt holly
Saint has to use elbows to keep max behind
buoyant meadow
Well, more laps = more enjoyment
gaunt holly
Well, more laps = more enjoyment
Ye
buoyant meadow
Sad thing I won’t be able to see the rest of the race 🗿 getting picked up by a friend in like 2 minutes
glass hazel
Phones exist
buoyant meadow
Well yeah but I don’t have anywhere to watch it unless someone streams on discord
glass hazel
Ah
New graph soon apparently
In the race ui
Showing previous lap deployment
Interesting ig
tulip prism
Max thought he’d have this by now. I actually love this.
gaunt holly
Overtaking challenging with such massive straights? I don't think you understand...
Now after 8 laps you might see that overtaking is actually challenging at monza
tulip prism
“They have a lot of top speed for fucks sake”
Translated, Max is crying that they’re not the fastest thing on the track for once
glass hazel
Lmao
gaunt holly
Translated, Max is crying that they’re not the fastest thing on the track for on...
Fr
glass hazel
Omg Russell
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Jorge outskilled Checo on brakes.
gaunt holly
Omg Russell
Russell rn “You shall not pass”
tulip prism
Russell rn “You shall not pass”
Lol
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Now after 8 laps you might see that overtaking is actually challenging at monza
RB is playing it safe on both cars. Just look at how much earlier Checo braked than Russell.
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In a little bit Ferrari will start showing more of how eaten up their tires are and it will be over.
gaunt holly
RB is playing it safe on both cars. Just look at how much earlier Checo braked t...
Checo is just bad
glass hazel
Checo is just bad
Delusion
gaunt holly
He can’t use the whole potential of that car
tulip prism
In a little bit Ferrari will start showing more of how eaten up their tires are ...
Max is eating his tries up too though. He ain’t any better at tire conservation
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Alonso in his draggy Aston is able to pass as you can see.
glass hazel
Oh the graph is cool
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Max is eating his tries up too though. He ain’t any better at tire conservation
What cope is this 
glass hazel
Rare liberty media w
tulip prism
What cope is this <:OMEGALUL:690732369812127784>
Max is actually pretty garbage at tire management
Lol
gaunt holly
Max is actually pretty garbage at tire management
Yeah
exotic plinth
Okay, keep coping in your own universe.
glass hazel
What cope is this <:OMEGALUL:690732369812127784>
Max just slid fym "cope"
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Say whatever you want, it doesn't just erase Max's skill or RB's general advantage.
tulip prism
Max has skill. Tire management isn’t one of those skills
atomic anvil
Oof CHECO and GEORGE.
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Max has skill. Tire management isn’t one of those skills
glass hazel
Max isn't bad at tire management
He's good everywhere else
That's different
Also checo L
gaunt holly
When rb eats through its tires max will either have to pit immediately or he will loose drs to Sainz
glass hazel
Checo trying to lure marshals
gaunt holly
Checo trying to lure marshals
Fr
proper dew
oh the heartbreak coming in this chat
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Nice joke from Checo.
glass hazel
15 laps gg carlo
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Would you look at that, looks like Carlos' tires still went first even though Max is bad 
proper dew
Tickets here, tickets here to sit the fuck down town
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Max haters on copium right about now.
tulip prism
Hopefully Sainz can repass max. That Ferrari is straight faster
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Called it.
gloomy patrol
sainz tires are gone
glass hazel
Max haters on copium right about now.
I hate Max himself but he insane
I can't deny it
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Albon with a 3s pit, hopefully that doesn't cost him.
tulip prism
Took max 15 laps with DRS and a mistake from Sainz. Max isnt faster today at all.
proper dew
I can't deny it
that's different, don't need to like to respect
glass hazel
Yea
tulip prism
<a:COPIUMOD:961369274834911352>
I know. You like to ride Max’s dick
exotic plinth
That's why Carlos isn't even in DRS anymore.
glass hazel
Took max 15 laps with DRS and a mistake from Sainz. Max isnt faster today at all...
Had been opposite you would've sucked Carlos
glass hazel
Tires played yes
But max played more
exotic plinth
I know. You like to ride Max’s dick
You're quite literally ignoring the facts right in front of your eyes, get a grip or I'll just throw your copium and insults out of here.
proper dew
lap count on monza, can half it for stats
tulip prism
Had been opposite you would've sucked Carlos
Had been anyone else. I just want to see someone beat Max
exotic plinth
Pointless hate.
tulip prism
You're quite literally ignoring the facts right in front of your eyes, get a gri...
Ah yes. Mod abuse.
Love that teenager mentality
exotic plinth
You really want it huh? It's really simple, you fuck around and find out.
glass hazel
Ffs corrector
proper dew
Ffs corrector
just edit 😄
exotic plinth
We're here to enjoy the race, not to pointlessly hate and throw insults around.
glass hazel
just edit 😄
Too lazy
proper dew
fair enough 😄
tulip prism
Bro you just admitted hitting on Mac for nothing
Where did I say I hate Max? I believe my exact words were I’d like to see someone beat Max. This season is boring
glass hazel
Faster to resend than Reddit on phone
proper dew
seeing history in the making is boring now?
glass hazel
Apparently
gaunt holly
Yes
tulip prism
seeing history in the making is boring now?
Yep. This is 2014-2021 Mercedes all over again.
exotic plinth
"I hate his guts, but won't admit it" vibe.
proper dew
Yep. This is 2014-2021 Mercedes all over again.
that's years of dominance, this here is a season
tulip prism
"I hate his guts, but won't admit it" vibe.
I’m a mod and can say whatever I want, but if he calls me out on my childish takes as well I’ll threaten to ban him.
glass hazel
that's years of dominance, this here is a season
A way better season at that
proper dew
and records being challenged
glass hazel
In terms of performance
exotic plinth
@tulip prism 
gaunt holly
Yep. This is 2014-2021 Mercedes all over again.
2017-2018 Ferrari was actually to challenge them
atomic anvil
<@685241388312690746> <a:touchgrass:991821960935919748>
Did he got timed out?
exotic plinth
Obviously.
glass hazel
GOOD PITSTOP FROM FERRARI FINALLY
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Doesn't matter who he is IRL, let's move on to the race.
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GOOD PITSTOP FROM FERRARI FINALLY
atomic anvil
Doesn't matter who he is IRL, let's move on to the race.
Yeah, finally I don't have to read his feces again at least.
proper dew
inbefore binning it in the wall 😄
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plush knot
Almost had PTSD of 2021's Monza
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Did Perez get closer to em just now?
atomic anvil
I haven't seen their strategy blunders though.
glass hazel
Almost had PTSD of 2021's Monza
Yea
glass hazel
Did Perez get closer to em just now?
.7 behind LEC
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If Charles passes Sainz Checo will benefit, or they could keep Sainz ahead and just abuse DRS train effect to keep Perez behind.
glass hazel
Russel ?
atomic anvil
Yea.
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That's a costly oopsie from Jorge.
glass hazel
My heart
atomic anvil
And +5s for Russell.
glass hazel
+5 for George "we should not be reaching Williams" Russel
I swear if they penalize a papaya
I will krill
atomic anvil
🗿
glass hazel
Perez sliding a lot
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They're using DRS train correctly, for now.
glass hazel
We need to see right floor of Norris
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Lewis about to disrupt Ferrari if he doesn't pit.
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Ended up helping them by dropping so easily.
glass hazel
Yea
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Albon quietly having a great race, still 6th in a damn Williams 
glass hazel
SuperGT went a long way
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Appropriate position for his lore.
proper dew
hasn't pitted yet but might do last lap again 😄
glass hazel
Appropriate position for his lore.
Hahahaa
That was unnecessary
From both LEC and PER
exotic plinth
Charles needs to be careful, that DRS range isn't infinite.
glass hazel
What's happening with Alonso's pace?
Aston Martin
gloomy patrol
draggy car
exotic plinth
Aston Martin is a draggy car, this is the track where you want the opposite of that, like Williams.
buoyant meadow
Who leading
glass hazel
Not really stuff for Monza
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Max.
buoyant meadow
Ez
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Charles barely on the edge of Carlos' DRS and he just lost it.
buoyant meadow
moment
glass hazel
Perez lifting gigachad
atomic anvil
OOF.
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A little bit forceful from Charles eh?
glass hazel
Yep
atomic anvil
Tried to do the same 2019 method. 
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Ferrari DRS train broke, now Albon DRS train is where it's at 
plush knot
Aston Martin is a draggy car, this is the track where you want the opposite of t...
I understand..
well, there goes my pain
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Lawson lurking in 11th in case anyone in top 10 dies.
Would be cool if rookie got a point.
glass hazel
What's next week ?
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Doing miles better than De Vries, Helmut really needs to reconsider his opinion on Liam.
glass hazel
W Ocon
Also having an f1 driver as an announcer is great with the amounts of details he gives
proper dew
DCs always a good listen
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True.
Carlos getting a 2nd wind ig, keeping Checo away from DRS.
Norris getting alongside a little too late 
plush knot
Lawson deserves really much potential
proper dew
some words missing there
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Liam about to make some passes.
Uh-oh, Sergio got back to DRS.
Imagine trying to trick Williams into pits. They were never going to pit 
plush knot
WOAH
proper dew
OH
atomic anvil
OOF.
proper dew
rip the wing
exotic plinth
rip Piastri.
atomic anvil
Ocon DNF?
ember thunder
Sargeant points
ember thunder
yeah
atomic anvil
Now I hope Sargeant holds it...
proper dew
what a great watch
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atomic anvil
Dang Sargeant got overtaken already.
proper dew
Albon legend
plush knot
<a:FrogePopcorn:810892375396319232>
Sargeant's 11th : (
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Lewis getting that penalty for ruining Piastri.
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Sargeant's 11th : (
proper dew
Ham approaching boss level Albon
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Lewis passing only to lose these positions anyways oof.
Angry Mexican radio.
Albon defense 
proper dew
Imagine binning both Ferraris at monza
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Ferrari fight is awesome, as long as they don't kill each other.
proper dew
very active race, like to see it
atomic anvil
Dang what's with Carlos locking up???
plush knot
He's literally done it for a second time
buoyant meadow
fair tbh
atomic anvil
At least no "rants".
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Ferrari with scared radio
proper dew
this is brilliant
atomic anvil
Max Verstappen wins for the 10th time in a row!
proper dew
GG Max
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Super Max, history made 
buoyant meadow
Singapore new layout gonna be fun
gaunt holly
Aw man if only Perez could close that gap
buoyant meadow
No more tunnel crash
atomic anvil
Albon points, let's go!
proper dew
what's the teams win streek record?
spiral oyster
Singapore new layout gonna be fun
singapore will have a new layout ?
buoyant meadow
10 & 9 RB
atomic anvil
singapore will have a new layout ?
buoyant meadow
singapore will have a new layout ?
Removes last 4 corners before last chicane
gaunt holly
It looks almost the same
proper dew
mental
gaunt holly
So like 16?
And let’s keep it like that
plush knot
congratulations for max making history with 10 consecutive wins
exotic plinth
Top 4 cruising together 
atomic anvil
proper dew
🇳🇱
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DW Alonso will be back to better places soon.
shell jetty
So what's the Top 3
plush knot
VER
PER
SAI
exotic plinth
Your normal top 3.
shell jetty
Hey, a Ferrari didn't retire at least (I hope) 🤣
shell jetty
Anyway, we will return to our regular Ferrari forecast next week
plush knot
what's rosberg gonna take photo with next
tepid mango
hamilton with the headass move on piastri 🗿
proper dew
yeah that move right after the message 😄
plush knot
Dang, AM fell off to 4th.
exotic plinth
Almost as if one of AM's drivers is missing them solid 50+ points or something, and that's being generous.
I'm sure Alonso will take almost any extra chance remaining this season, but Stroll really needs to get his shit together for once, otherwise AM just has no chance in the long run.
plush knot
I'm sure Alonso will take almost any extra chance remaining this season, but Str...
Hopefully
exotic plinth
The only good thing for em is that falling even harder is just not possible, Alpine is not doing great, and other teams are just too weak.
gloomy patrol
well next up is singapore car should work
exotic plinth
Yea I'm almost sure that the car will be better there, but who knows about the other variable, Stroll
gloomy patrol
welp that can't be helped
buoyant meadow
If it was for Lewis he’s say something along ”he’s the best driver ever so don’t be surprised when he gets even more”
exotic plinth
Mercedes really is desperate to get at Max in any weird way, cause they can't get him on track anymore.
glass hazel
i prob would replace mercedes my toto in that sentence
drivers seem less on that vibe from what ive seen
exotic plinth
"hurr he didn't have good teammates" (Carlos, Ricc and Perez are all weak in Merc lore ig)
"durr his records are just stats" (praised their own records to high heavens)
"this domination hurts F1" (bro you literally had seasons with the car just as good and won more titles)
exotic plinth
drivers seem less on that vibe from what ive seen
Lewis made plenty of salt flavored comments too, cause he can't ignore the fact that he can't get back at Max on track. His most recent being the thing about teammates.
Mans forgot that he had Valtteri act as a literal servant for multiple years, including the year he fought Max.
glass hazel
Lewis made plenty of salt flavored comments too, cause he can't ignore the fact ...
on track lewis is salty yeah
oh wait the teammates one is from him ?
exotic plinth
Yup.
glass hazel
dam
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Funny cause Carlos decided to show off exactly the weekend after Lewis made such comments.
BREAKING: 
