STOP I DIDNT EXPECT U TO ACTUALLY MAKE THIS
#Biblical Spoilers
granite crescent
granite crescent
the biggest plot twist in history
night egret
Also satan was tricking them by becoming into a snake
thick creek
At the end everyone in the entire world dies
night egret
he said "if you eat this fruit you will become God"
stone kraken
Adam and eve die
No they don't?
stone kraken
he said "if you eat this fruit you will become God"
No?
night egret
No they don't?
they do
thick creek
Okay okay
stone kraken
Stop spreading misinformation mf
stone kraken
When they eat the apple they're kicked out of the garden of Eden where they become mortal and then have to experience, pain, sickness and EVENTUALLY death smh
night egret
spoiler alert: abraham got stopped trying to kill issac
native pond
Spoiler alert: He comes back after 3 days
warped lotus
Biblical? Lmao
ripe swift
spoiler alert: abraham got stopped trying to kill issac
it was wild how Isaac turned out to actually be 5 years old and then began crying AT abraham /ref
still plank
he said "if you eat this fruit you will become God"
Nuh uh the snake satan said āif you eat this fruit you gain knowledge and stuff yeah eat itā and eves like āyo Adam this is lowkey fireā
indigo owl
Spoiler alert: Judas was the traitor
night egret
Spoiler alert: Judas was the traitor
But he didnt do it for the sake of evil he did it for 30 pieces of gold by The Romans to help jesus on the cross
ripe swift
your honor judas was just chasing the bag š£ļøš£ļø
night egret
your honor judas was just chasing the bag š£ļøš£ļø
But he regreted it tho
still plank
it was lowkey a crazy twist
idle current
Just sayin'
David's arc after Goliath is crazy 
idle current
I'm really hype for it myself ngl :P
vague shard
damn didnt think any one would be interested in bible
its been like 2000 years since it was made
indigo owl
bible fandom's still alive?
wicked marsh
bible fandom's still alive?
happy birthday btw
indigo owl
happy birthday btw
thank u
final steppe
Oh shit plot points are getting spoiled in the Bible fandom
idle current
its been like 2000 years since it was made
You'd be surprised
thick creek
bible fandom's still alive?
I mean we did just celebrate an entire holiday because there was a child born so
vague shard
Waiting for season 3
still really unsure if its even gonna come out. like its been 2000 years since s2. s3 has been in production hell for so long and it was meant to come out so many times (remember the rumours in 2012)
solemn lance
bible fandom's still alive?
Bible fandom š
Funny asf to think of calling believers the Bibleās fanbase
idle current
No, it's true š
idle current
still really unsure if its even gonna come out. like its been 2000 years since s...
Oh don't worry, it'll come. They're just waiting till the time is right :P
night egret
still really unsure if its even gonna come out. like its been 2000 years since s...
revelation is season 3 dude
vague shard
revelation is season 3 dude
yeah but that was basically just leaks. the entire plan mightve changed and most of the stuff in revelation hasnt even come out
final steppe
The writers keep saying theyāre gonna do an Easter special but every time itās just that chocolate is going on sale
indigo owl
OH MY GOD DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THE REMASTER LEAK?
dreamy sonnet
it was wild how Isaac turned out to actually be 5 years old and then began cryin...
Edmund.. McMillenā¦ā¦
i love the binding of isaac its a really cool game its about the baby that cries in this basement edmund mcmmillen he msde
tboi fans when the bible
night egret
Ive been waiting for 2000 years for the new bible lore sequel exclusive book of life
ripe swift
tboi fans when the bible
dreamy sonnet
me when my parents got divorced ( Isaac reference + Tears up )
idle current
yeah but that was basically just leaks. the entire plan mightve changed and most...
Eehh not really leaks if it was intentionally put out by the writers :P
vague shard
Eehh not really leaks if it was intentionally put out by the writers :P
so basically just a teaser
its probably even worse then
cuz if it was leaked, that was out of the writers control. this is just them fuckin with us
night egret
so basically just a teaser
Yall guys the writers of the bible are making a new game called Judgement Day one of the leaked bosses is pouplar iconic villian Satan
idle current
cuz if it was leaked, that was out of the writers control. this is just them fuc...
Well it's important for us to know what to look out for before the big finale, y'know? ;)
night egret
Itās clearly a game smh
They didn't make a game yet check your facts next time there only working on a game
dreamy sonnet
They didn't make a game yet check your facts next time there only working on a g...
They did
The binding of isaac
thick creek
Wait I just noticed this thread is tagged anime whatš
Thereās actually an artist out there that is working on an anime/manga based on the Bible
idle current
Wait fr??
upbeat fox
Thereās actually an artist out there that is working on an anime/manga based on ...
yeah I know my friend has the manga
night egret
Thereās actually an artist out there that is working on an anime/manga based on ...
Theres already an anime of it or one anime episode i think its on youtube for free i think its called "My last day"
night egret
tboi fans when the bible
Offical book of tboi
vague shard
has anyone here read this fanfic by a dude named dante?
shit has some awesome ideas, even if its very self-inserty (like you had your personal hero vergil guide you through hell, and had a ton of people you like tell you how you are so great)
wicked marsh
has anyone here read this fanfic by a dude named dante?
bro was drawing his enemies as the soyjack and himself as the chad
vague shard
its honestly kinda based, but also really annoying
no wonder the italian fan club kicked him out
final steppe
Now that Dantes inferno has been brought up, I wanna share this video
https://youtu.be/RnB5zRaAtfY?si=vmNXnFJZHzcfBGMb
And how the line "Catch ya later! I'm about to see the man upstairs." In this version specifically makes me want to cry
