pvp

[sharp meteor]

eyeballin that

[wheat jay]

Im gearing my warr, got 280 today, and dropped mythic gaze

[sharp meteor]

one hour til i wipe on the wind chime for 3 hours

[wheat jay]

Only need vorasius trinket and crests

[sharp meteor]

dang u got that gaze

[wheat jay]

Yeeeee

On alt

My main is 285

Dh devourer

[scarlet trout]

i got myth gaze yday

very poggies

[spice hornet]

You mythic raiding this season Kennie

[wheat jay]

Im full stacked in bis gear on dh

[scarlet trout]

qfiend

[wheat jay]

Kennie you were na right?

[scarlet trout]

where glad

[lavish quest]

gods forgive melee/phys have a good time

Rather than the 18th season in a row where casters are bis

[scarlet trout]

rogue is a melee

big pvp class

duh

[sharp meteor]

i started back in goblin raid

cos didnt wanna q first half of season

been doin since

[wheat jay]

Melee comp is 10/10 in m+

Like, arms is beyond broken

So is dk

[lavish quest]

But the buff is still SHIET

[wheat jay]

Doesnt matter

[sharp meteor]

so naturally it was beef

[lavish quest]

DK is a caster

[scarlet trout]

token woman healer

[wheat jay]

People are doing 22s

[scarlet trout]

classy

[wheat jay]

Lmaoooooo

[sharp meteor]

man raiding rewards stink wish they'd buff raiding

[copper fox]

There’s always one of those

[sharp meteor]

its like keys into pvp

[wheat jay]

Its so nice that in my guild we don't care about gender and we flame everyone equallt

[sharp meteor]

raiding fun though

[wheat jay]

Hell, women are getting more hate

[sharp meteor]

and yeah usually its fine but it was like

why'd you die

[lavish quest]

One or all...

[sharp meteor]

you didn't heal me

and that was taken personally

[lavish quest]

[sharp meteor]

heck heck

my bad

i forgot

[lean jetty]

if I would like to play both arms and fury, should i just go for a mix of haste and mastery?

[sharp meteor]

you ever queue with people who can just be like oh yeah my b

[scarlet trout]

deleted it

wont even stick to his guns

[sharp meteor]

and forget that some people don't have a personal attachment

[scarlet trout]

doubly a loss

[sharp meteor]

yo ksm buyer u need any keys

[sharp meteor]

i mean conq uncaps in like

[sharp meteor]

next week or week after

[wheat jay]

So funny how khailbt got outed hard like that

[sharp meteor]

ya it replies to me like its a sentient being and not some boost buying cattle

shouldn't it be in a pve channel

[scarlet trout]

intellectually dishonest

[sharp meteor]

even havin those saved

go back

[copper fox]

LOL

Holy

[wheat jay]

Those dont like people buying boosts either

[copper fox]

Boost buying cattle

Lmfao

[scarlet trout]

sorry too far

[sharp meteor]

feel like pvers never care

actually i feel like nobody cares if u dont lie

[wheat jay]

That is true

[sharp meteor]

if some raid parser is like yo i dont pvp but i wanted dragon

nobody cares

but they always lie

then double down

weirdge

[wheat jay]

Like there was that guy in lontars chat

Windy?

Guardian druid

Who got boosted to the fucking moon

Noone cared cuz it was funny to watch and noone was pretending

[scarlet trout]

oh windy

that was a time

[copper fox]

Who’s windy

No

[wheat jay]

Guardian druid who paid for boost

[copper fox]

Asking him

[scarlet trout]

idk i just be saying shit

[copper fox]

^

[scarlet trout]

its funny

on the subject of real and true things though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R8EG_w-h4s

the gooners finally got a representative in parliament

@wheat jay do you feel heard

monumentous day

[copper fox]

Can we ban his links

[wheat jay]

Are you projecting khailby?

[scarlet trout]

yes

[wheat jay]

Ye, figured

[scarlet trout]

did you know snails have a foot

thats also true

[tame rain]

Prove it

Send snail feet pics

[tame rain]

Tha ks

[lavish quest]

Shut up nerd

(Sorry, I had to)

[scarlet trout]

ok

[lavish quest]

They recognize game

[green wharf]

@wheat jay doesnt know this feeling

[novel crater]

lmao

[lavish quest]

[idle falcon]

guys

i've been WoW sober for 5 days

because i have 4 projects

help

I literally forgot today was vault day

I opened up vault a few hours ago and logged off

Sadly tokens

[worldly oriole]

i quit technology for years after slands season 1

goated

qued into my fan

[solemn elm]

what the fuk

double tonypajamas

q’d into yourself bruh

[copper fox]

Win trade

[scarlet trout]

i still cant believe horde took over world pvp on na

kinda crazy after all these years

[lavish quest]

who world pvps?

[scarlet trout]

horde apparently

nobody should though

you cant win a 1v1 without worldbuffs these days

like i feel bad

this disc priest just lost and all he was doing was trying to void invasion

then i realize a disc priest shouldnt be losing 1v1s and i feel a little less pity

[latent fossil]

For the past few days I've been doing Col vs 2 melee and Slayer vs 2 ranged, but I'm always curious as to how I should approach 1 melee - 1 range

thoughts

[solemn elm]

colossus

[copper fox]

Yea it’s pretty much

Always colossus

When in doubt

Colossus

[latent fossil]

Thanks

[copper fox]

@solemn elm in 3s

Against ww mage

Is it colossus

[solemn elm]

ya

they 1 shot you hard as fuck

wanna be tankier

• can mayb get a crispy 1 shot demolish on mage

if not aswell whatever healer they play with

usually can get block with a spear go with your homie

esp if they get a purge on alter just depends on what happens

if you’re playing with chammy ofc

if not pres to purge

[copper fox]

Ok. I’m working on my colo gameplay

It’s like

So much worse than my fury lol

[solemn elm]

LMAO it’s okay

can be annoying

people have like howl and shit for demolish every time

it’s annoying as hell

[robust hearth]

i love it when blizzard trolls degeneracy

wtf is earthshrine? its the only way how to communicate to the evoker players

[scarlet trout]

shaman discord

theyre making fun of u

be less gooner

[green wharf]

LMAO

https://tenor.com/view/tesla-and-einstein-luma-ai-gif-14475294631445060178

[robust hearth]

None of that posting is to be taken seriously how tf is the shaman discord talking about me I've never even been in there

[scarlet trout]

they saw u in wyrmrest gooning

[scarlet trout]

@green wharf there exists one person below me on skyhold

and it is kaigrok

[lavish quest]

Demolish full CC immunity when?

[green wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/nah-han-sung-kang-fast-x-no-gif-9009623534519168477

[scarlet trout]

you know in your heart of hearts

[robust hearth]

[scarlet trout]

@lavish quest

what do i pay you boes for

execute this gooner posthaste

[lavish quest]

Mediocre DPS

Wasn't last tho

[scarlet trout]

ya

told u

[latent fossil]

when is prevoker getting nerfed?

[lavish quest]

Next expac

[latent fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-gif-5111338745644474401

[solemn elm]

play with one and you won’t be saying that

[green wharf]

trying to convince my mage to play one

[spice hornet]

@copper fox lmao @worldly oriole literally caught queueing double dk

tony loves playin double dk or double dh 3s

[lavish quest]

From mage player to scalie, what a promotion

[lavish quest]

Khailby out here carrying me to 2/9 M and loading me up with loot

[scarlet trout]

U were pumping

Be kind to urself

[lavish quest]

keksquad

Appreciate the kindness

[flat crystal]

just went 2353-2259 mmr for 1-5😢 brutal...

[green wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/rekt-savage-brutal-absolutely-taken-down-announcer-gif-15115500

[copper fox]

He can’t help himself

[spice hornet]

23 / 50 (basically Gladi)

[solemn elm]

basically

[deep stream]

But technically

[boreal veldt]

yall know a group of owls is called a parliament

this is relevant pvp information i thought i'd share

[solemn elm]

very useful information

[lavish quest]

That a roundabout way of saying like Canada and UK leadership are bird brains?

Clueless

[boreal veldt]

a group of cats is a clowder

[stark agate]

https://check-pvp.fr/us/Zul'jin/Braxxínn

look at this guys build

full crit nothing else

3% haste jajaja

[deep stream]

[green anchor]

he has the secret sauce

[boreal veldt]

WHAT

i cannot believe someone is out here out critting me

IT'S FEKIN BRAXX?!?!

on one hand, phenomenal, lets go, crit boys

on the other hand... lets go crit boys

[stark agate]

he was colossus but his execute and deep wounds damage was insane

when conq uncaps i'm going to try it lmao

[boreal veldt]

i'm 20% crit and 15% haste, our boy here is THIRTY TWO PERCENT CRIT thats nuts

he is running what i did in tww

i've been saying since our rework they are baking a lot of arms into crit% damage

[urban skiff]

is he having fun?

[boreal veldt]

this is actually the most important question

[stark agate]

his team beat ours so

we only fought once though

[urban skiff]

I have half a mind to try crit enhancement and crit feral

Lift the conq cap already, I have so many dreams

[boreal veldt]

i'm yelling, if crit becomes the new arms meta i'm going to yell at so many people in this cord

no one is safe

[stark agate]

crit was meta in shadowlands but everyone went haste anyway

afraid of change

[green anchor]

haste is just too good of a stat

faster gcd, cd reduction, faster casts, more procs

crit is just crit

[boreal veldt]

yes

[green anchor]

I wonder how much cd reduction you can get on demolish tho

like demolish every 15 seconds would be insane

[boreal veldt]

see that was my issue running mast/crit in tww, the demolish timing within a stun window

thats why im doing crit/haste this season

in tww we had in for the kill so we had a free 10% haste buff every csmash

i could justify 7-10% haste

if our boy braxx is running full crit i gotta give it a shot, cause maybe it ain't even about demolish at that point

[stark agate]

Critical thinking for extra 10% crit on execute and massacre

a lot of deep wounds damage

[boreal veldt]

well execute crits don't relate to deep wounds i don't think

[stark agate]

yeah but he was pressing execute a lot

also had the slam reduce rage cost talent and barbaric training

pressing that a lot too I think

[boreal veldt]

bro also took fervor

did you see any whirlwinds?

[stark agate]

dont remember

[boreal veldt]

gonna give it a go, see how it feels

we gave the disc the AA in an ashran lmao

[magic wing]

How is the mmr buff guys ?

Didnt play yet

[solemn elm]

gotta play some 3’s

pretty chill

[jovial torrent]

honestly doesnt really feel any different unless u were off of a certain reward bracket, my warrior received so much hate in the arena chat compared to healer though which was funny

especially when the person throwing hate loses to u after calling you bad

[stuck mulch]

yeah shit is gonna die so fast

[wheat jay]

Bruh

Cutoff aint moving much???

Wtf

[jovial torrent]

most people havent even started to get their upgrades yet

actually got good bonus rolls today in academy, chest and legs myth upgrade

just waiting to upgrade weps/trinkets for 285 ilvl discount then i can upgrade the legs/chest for cheap

[fierce elm]

cant wait to do like 2 hours of Skyreach 10 for the rest I need

[jovial torrent]

yehhh, im honestly thinking of after my 8 weekly just spamming ritual site t1 and rolling the dice

where i can just watch movies at the same time

[wheat jay]

Just boost those keys for free gold

[jovial torrent]

get 2 from prey

[fierce elm]

Best bet is to just blast heroic raids then get the rest wherever

[jovial torrent]

after i get upgrades i honestly should do that my dk getting pretty stacked ilvl wise

[fierce elm]

In terms of time investment

thats what we did yesterday

Like an hour for 7 shards but everyone had to sleep so no Belo or L'ura

[jovial torrent]

i havent even cleared heroic raid, nothing there for me

[fierce elm]

Aight yeah then its rip

Just gonna do 7 10s and bite the bullet

In reality I probably need 12 10s

[jovial torrent]

they made it 100% dropchance i think in +10

[fierce elm]

They did

But I need 7 10s to upgrade the trinkets I have

then 5 more for Myth Imperator trinket

because I am spending my bonus roll there unless it drops

All this for like 1.2% upgrade

[stuck mulch]

maybe at the weekend

[jovial torrent]

its a shame that vault doesnt remove things from the bonus roll pool, i need to bonus roll algethar but i already have the 2h from there

[fierce elm]

Been rolling raid ever since the release of it

FEELS REAL GOOD TO SPEND 2 ROLLS ON IT

[jovial torrent]

i managed to luckally win the roll on the guidon then got alnseer from vault

[fierce elm]

I would be prio on Guidon but I have only been in this guild for a week so still trialing

I am the only DK

[jovial torrent]

we got a long time and alot more bonus rolls to come, especially with ones from vault when u get nothing

[wheat jay]

Oh right

Which one did you pick?

[fierce elm]

The roster is still being built but the RL has connections with 8/9M guilds that bring alts to fill our roster

Last time we had 2 fill DPS and a fill tank

[fierce elm]

yeah but socket is most likely more valuable next week too

Socket this week was 0.7% while my best roll was 0.8%

[jovial torrent]

maybe we see priest buffs soon artji ppl are starting to notice dragon druid supremacy

[fierce elm]

In a dungeon I have never rolled

[wheat jay]

Lol that's nice

[fierce elm]

We did heroic raid with that guild yesterday to just blast the upgrade shards

[wheat jay]

Nice, we started extending lockout

On paladins

But bulletstorm boss defeated most of our players xD

It is fun tho

[fierce elm]

But its w.e, using this to get Myth experience and get my logs up

Since no other 'good' Myth guild will take me if I don't have myth logs, meaning I would be placed on the casual heroic only team until they think I am good enough

[wheat jay]

Yep

[fierce elm]

I aint tryna prog heroic

[wheat jay]

Mythic raiding is a ladder basically

[fierce elm]

Ya

and if I only have HC logs to show then I aint going anywhere

So gonna see how far this can go, the GM/RL seem to be really invested into getting people better

[wheat jay]

True

You do high keys tho, thats a bonus

And ppl do look at that

[fierce elm]

I would have hoped my HC logs could carry me

but ALAS

that is not the case

Hoping to increase these today because I actually have seen the fight

[wheat jay]

Yeeee those dont matter xD

Its for personal satisfaction

[jovial torrent]

how the hell are you supposed to do nightmare prey fast now

tehy deleted all the traps and rares arent that common

[wheat jay]

Do the quest, fly around the map doing traps and rares

[wheat jay]

Ewwwww salhadar

Disgusting

Reclear took us longer than first kill

Twice

[fierce elm]

Started Saladbar last week

49% best

but we have a bunch of deaths to random stuff

[wheat jay]

Its so boring

[wheat jay]

Let me guess, people dying to spikes spawning on them?

Cuz they're running and they get with both the knockup and spikes?

[fierce elm]

We only had like 1-2 deaths to spikes

But we had 5 deaths to the beam

: )

[wheat jay]

OOF

[fierce elm]

Damage wise I think everyone can grey parse and it wouldn't matter

[wheat jay]

Devourer can shift through lasers xD

[fierce elm]

but its w.e

33% chance to get my trinket this week

For a bout a 2% upgrade

[wheat jay]

Rip

I got my 2nd gaze yesterday

On warr

[jovial torrent]

it is really tempting to try gear war

but itll take to much time away from pvp grind me thinks

[wheat jay]

True it would

Thats why im barely playing pvp now

But in 1-2 weeks im done with FULL mythic gear

So that's cool

[jovial torrent]

saw omni against someone this morning who was playing the 100 stack devourer

he is now the rank 1 solo shuffle dh with like 2550 rating and only 2k xp, in shadowlands

he just afk tunneled the enemy healer every round

[wheat jay]

Lmao

I dunno man im playing devourer

But im not 100% feeling it

Not a spec for me, too zug zug xD

Zero utility

Zero anything

[jovial torrent]

ngl id be tempted to try it lol

zug zug cleave dps

[magic wing]

Devo is braindead

[wheat jay]

Play devourer, or play devo/arms?

[magic wing]

Same with udk you spam SS 10 times in a row

Top 3 braindead specs in the game

[wheat jay]

I might just go survi again

[jovial torrent]

il probs stick to warrior priest

[wheat jay]

Or havoc if it gets buffed

[jovial torrent]

survival hpriest then like ret or rogue would be neat

but war dev pug healer could be good, il be practicing both in shuffle

[magic wing]

Atleast the inclusion of devo made havoc kinda cool

[wheat jay]

Tho problem is i haven't played proper 3s yet

Always alts or lfg healers

[wheat jay]

It is good

[jovial torrent]

got time to try em, guna bash out these upgrade pve shards then im guna start spamming hpries games

[wheat jay]

Objectively speaking its one of the best comps

[green anchor]

Highest shuffle person on NA is a devourer

who's only managed to get rivals in the past

joke

[fierce elm]

w h a t

[wheat jay]

Its funny cuz he's playing annihilator

Worse build xD

[magic wing]

Engaging spec

[fierce elm]

He is also fucking up

so yeah

I know that is Pikaboo and that he is way better than I will ever be

but that is objectively wrong

He has DT+Army up, which is spend runic power window where you pretty much only SS for runic power gain

[jovial torrent]

yeh he played it very wrong

[fierce elm]

He should have also sent his last putrefy stack unless that is from him gaining CDR from SS

So yeah, thank you for sending the wrong way to play UHDK lmfao

[jovial torrent]

u wana alternate spender ,scourgestrike cus it reduces the cost of it

[fierce elm]

So yes, this is wrong

This is like not hitting MS/Cleave because you want to hit raw slam

[jovial torrent]

after ive upgraded items might also try frost for fun

they both seem to be about equal in dmg atm

[magic wing]

This is him in pve tho

Or is the rotation the same in pvp

[urban skiff]

What the heck is afro doing in here

[wheat jay]

Lurking

See

There are people who always lurk

Like mwahi, late, afro, kargish, khailby

And many others

Iirc in shadowlands we were the most active channel, or having most lurkers, I dont remember the exact stat

But pvp channel was big

[jovial torrent]

inflation high, pvp participation and discourse high too, makes ya think

[urban skiff]

do i make another impulsive purchase?

[jovial torrent]

very tough choice

[urban skiff]

i still have so many unplayed great games

[jovial torrent]

i wana get pragmata but wow grinding

[wheat jay]

Dark ages suck

Legit

[urban skiff]

I was told it's the best one

[wheat jay]

4/10 only because doom slayer is badass

[jovial torrent]

i havent even bought expedition 33

[wheat jay]

Okay

So

Its like 6h of gametime

Maybe 10 if you explore

[urban skiff]

Bought it, started it up

[jovial torrent]

i think it has alot of cool moments but yeh it is a very short game

[wheat jay]

Gameplay is the same on every single fight

Block headshot finish for infinite ammo

Done

[urban skiff]

wife started watching The Outlander show and I guess I was sitting afk in the game watching her stupid girly show out of the corner of my eye instead of playing

[wheat jay]

Same with bosses

It is badass, but overall boring

[jovial torrent]

i havent actually heard anything about pragmata, i saw all the "influencers" hop on it day 1 but i havent actually seen if they completed it or what they thought

havent heard anything negative

[urban skiff]

all I've heard is that it tugs on every emotional string as a parent and just emotionally eviscerates you

[wheat jay]

Dead space but robots not aliens and you got AI daughter that does hacking for you

[urban skiff]

which is neat

[wheat jay]

Done

[urban skiff]

I never liked dead space

something about them just seemed off

[wheat jay]

I never played

Id say play stellar blade if you dont have it

[jovial torrent]

yeh , very simple in a good way, i do wana get it eventually

[wheat jay]

Hard bosses tho

[urban skiff]

I went and bought this, even though I already tried it on gamepass and didn't like it. ONLY bcause @wheat jay swears it's good and his taste is good

[jovial torrent]

was it you who said you didnt play metal gear revengeance

[urban skiff]

I expect it to be like dark souls where if you don't get it, it's bad, and when you get it, it's the greatest thing since whipped cream in the butt crack

[magic wing]

Buy KCD2

[urban skiff]

never played first one

[magic wing]

Its head and shoulders above the other games

200h of content

[wheat jay]

Did I say kcd2 is good?

[urban skiff]

I mean I did play it, just didn't enjoy it

[magic wing]

It gets you up to speed

[urban skiff]

you said first is good

[wheat jay]

Ohhh stellar blade?

Or kcd?

[magic wing]

2 is WAY better

[urban skiff]

Nah, KDC 1

[jovial torrent]

one of my friends completed kcd2 and seems to like it

[magic wing]

Its so cinematic

[wheat jay]

Cuz kcd is like 10/10 sandbox rpg with some decent story

[urban skiff]

peak

[magic wing]

But Im also Czech

[jovial torrent]

its a shame the new fable game is probably going to be trash

[magic wing]

So might be biased

[wheat jay]

Yee I heard

And seen it

They removed evil/good compass...

Bruh

The MAIN feature of fable 1

[jovial torrent]

id kill for a good remake of the first one tbh

[wheat jay]

Same

[urban skiff]

creator of original fable game said there's no way to make a modern fable game, because of how graphics and player expectations of customization have evolved

[wheat jay]

Have tou seen animations?

Both male and female use female walk animations...

You can play woman or twink

[wheat jay]

And its ugly as fuck

[urban skiff]

I can deal with ugly, it's a nice change of pace from being a handsome man

[wheat jay]

https://tenor.com/view/stellar-blade-pfp-profile-picture-gif-1448355871851468327

[jovial torrent]

my biggest problem was the combat change, u used to be able to mix guns magic in with melee, but then they changed magic to all charge spells

[wheat jay]

Meanwhile npc in stellar blade xD

[wheat jay]

Thats a woman on his screenshot

[jovial torrent]

ciri getting bogged too

[wheat jay]

Nah Ciri is good

You sent edited screenshot afaik xD

They made her into slavic woman in her 30s

[jovial torrent]

i hope so

[wheat jay]

And that's mostly accurate

[urban skiff]

What? That's gorgeous

[wheat jay]

One could argue her lips are too thick but thats only trailer

Gotta see final product

[magic wing]

New Fable game will be WOKE

extremely

[jovial torrent]

i found the scene in the trailer what i posted wasnt edited

[wheat jay]

Go woke go broke

As god intended

Asians going FULL on with pretty characters

[jovial torrent]

@urban skiff in comparison to witcher 3

[urban skiff]

In witcher 3 she's a child

[wheat jay]

She's like 2

20

[jovial torrent]

in witcher 4 she gained 20 pounds to her face and got chin filler

[wheat jay]

Vs over 30

[urban skiff]

that's a child

[wheat jay]

Choppah brother

Thats also edited picture...

Why you sending edited shit xD

[jovial torrent]

cus i dont currently hold a copy of witcher 4 and apparently thats all there is on google atm

[wheat jay]

Cuz ppl were memeing ciri cuz she doesn't look like 21yr old girl anymore...

[jovial torrent]

we will see if witcher 4 is meh or not, im not really holding hope either way

[wheat jay]

I am holding MAD hope for it

[magic wing]

I dont think theres a game like KCD2 tho, where you can literally go the irl location and its the same just back in time

Old AC maybe

But not exactly

[jovial torrent]

theres aging and theres getting bogged, sadly its very common in holywood

[wheat jay]

Well, slavic women

They're not aging like Asians xD

[jovial torrent]

they kind of do but like off brand lol

[wheat jay]

No.

Trust me

[jovial torrent]

at 60 they turn into those stacking dolls

[solemn elm]

is sex a viable option

[wheat jay]

Asians ye, in eastern Europe its at like 40

[urban skiff]

it always is

[wheat jay]

Or 50

[wheat jay]

You inviting ?

Zesty boy

[idle falcon]

Eyo?

[wheat jay]

@jovial torrent

Ingame shots from the demo they've shown, and trailer on the last one

Woman in 30s

That's all

[jovial torrent]

240p

[wheat jay]

Ye couldn't find better one lol

And im on phone rn

[green wharf]

What i know of witcher lore is that she couldnt become one, but the devs said, fuck, now she can

[magic wing]

I cant say M I L F ???

[jovial torrent]

yeh google really has nothing lol

[magic wing]

Wtf

[green wharf]

even though her whole deal was using her powers of high blood to emulate the witcher powers

[wheat jay]

They've addressed that

[urban skiff]

it's a fictional thing, they can do whatever they want as long as the story is interesting

[wheat jay]

Their answer was "you'll learn in the game" xD

[green wharf]

that is not addressing it

[wheat jay]

Will be addressed in the game

Its better than them spoiling it before release

[magic wing]

Theres 100% black girlfriend inc

[wheat jay]

Imagine if they spoiled vesemir dying in w3 before the game came out

[urban skiff]

I swear people treat new lore as betrayal of old lore, as if it's infallible. Some old geezers say "women can't be witchers" becomes canon and someone later finds out a way they can be and that's a problem, somehow

[green wharf]

i mean, if you establish one thing in your setting, and in the next you are changing for the lulz, your lore becomes a joke, thats what happens in wow

[urban skiff]

yea like that

[wheat jay]

Some old geezers is literally the writer

[urban skiff]

They have his blessings, though

[wheat jay]

He established it all

Indeed

So had writers of got

[urban skiff]

And when I said old geezer I meant people inside the story, not outside

[jovial torrent]

when is that coming out anyway, feel like it was shown ages ago

next year som time?

[wheat jay]

And how did last season end up?

[wheat jay]

2027 probably

[urban skiff]

no clue, i never watched it

[wheat jay]

Terrible, they ran out of source material

[urban skiff]

eh

[green wharf]

isnt even that women cant be, for i remember, the success rate with women is too low, and it needs to be done on children, she is already grow up, the method to become one is lost, and she wouldnt become one, cause that would make her sterile, ending her lineage

Like, she already had magic to be a witcher without becoming a mutant, that was her differential/special thing

[wheat jay]

So everything she wants to avoid xD

[urban skiff]

It's not like they could have possibly ever tried every way to become a witcher to conclude what is or isn't true and possible.

[magic wing]

Witcher after s 1 is hot garbage do not watch

[green wharf]

you just throw away for nothing

[wheat jay]

True too, went too woke

[urban skiff]

That's like saying we can't invent new medicine today because they tried everything 200 years ago

[green wharf]

is it though

[wheat jay]

One way to become a witcher

[magic wing]

Yeah killed Henry Cavill the only good part for some lame women stuff

I read all the books

[wheat jay]

Cuz you need to be able to use signs, and potions

[magic wing]

The witches were like 10% of the story

[jovial torrent]

hope he actually managed to make a 40k show

[magic wing]

Max

[wheat jay]

And have immunity to venoms and poisons

[magic wing]

Hell yeah

[urban skiff]

we're on the cusp of having medicine that regrows teeth and knee cartilage

[wheat jay]

That you get from the grass trial or whatever they translated that into

[green wharf]

isnt the same thing

[urban skiff]

by definition, isn't a witcher just a specific set of mutations?

[green wharf]

@wheat jay did you read the interview with the author about the show? he said he went to the set and tried tot alk with people, and they were annoyed asking for who this old guy is

[wheat jay]

Plenty of specific things to become a witcher, and surviving the trial of all the drugs and poison is one part

[urban skiff]

only way a 40k show could work is if they switch from live action to animated show in the style of Vox Machina

[green wharf]

and he said he wrote something to give them tips, but they just ignored him

[wheat jay]

Ye, disgusting behaviour from them

[wheat jay]

They can just focus on non-primarch stuff

Hell, do Yarrick

[urban skiff]

yea, I'm just saying either a witcher is the end result with the possibility of a variety of ways to achieve this end result, or a person who has passed through a specific process with varying end results.

[wheat jay]

Watch the old polish series xD

[urban skiff]

Or rather, a witcher is a guy who murders monsters for money and some of them happen to have undergone the ritual and be mutants

[wheat jay]

End result is the same for all witchers

[green wharf]

But if the point is to become a witcher with another method, she was already basically one with another method because she had high blood

[wheat jay]

One way to get that end result

[magic wing]

Just started playing WH3 TW pretty cool universe

[green wharf]

there was no need to make her a witcher like Geralt

[magic wing]

Never got into anything WH before

[wheat jay]

Ye that too, she had superior stats and broken as fuck magic

She was more powerful than witches and witchers

[green wharf]

they nerfed her for no reason 🤷🏾‍♂️

[wheat jay]

Thats what they have to explain well

It CAN be a good point of the story

Or it can be the most dogshit asspull

[magic wing]

It sounds stupid that she would just lose the powers

She can teleport between worlds and fucking zoom around lmao

Way more powerful than Geralt

[wheat jay]

Than anything

She was literally written to be #1 being in the story

[urban skiff]

what do you call a dog with no ears?

Doesn't matter, he can't hear you anyways

[wheat jay]

A good boy

[urban skiff]

only if he's good

Any good transmogs for midnight S1 elite weapons?

shit this is going to be so expensive

[wheat jay]

2h sword

Glaives

Polearm

[green anchor]

Minas Tirith lego

🤯

[urban skiff]

wait which one is the elite one?

[green anchor]

red

[green wharf]

700 dollars from what i saw

[idle falcon]

So worth it though

[urban skiff]

they're so small though

[green anchor]

Syegfryed tmog

[green wharf]

@wheat jay https://x.com/DrClownPhD/status/2054720655589777765?s=20

Dr. Clown, PhD (@DrClownPhD)

Troy, but instead of Brad Pitt, it’s Elliot Page.

▶ Play video

X · May 14, 2026, 12:29 AM

[urban skiff]

brad pit always looked so small

[green wharf]

they apparently cast the twig to be achiles in the oddisey

[jovial torrent]

i really dunno whats guna happen with odyssey, i think its guarenteed to be atleast 850m boxoffice but it kind of needs to be more

same with doomsday, its guarenteed like 1bil but really it needs to be 2 and it wont save the universe

[wheat jay]

Bro

Check Helen of troy and athena

[jovial torrent]

it was so jarring when they said daddy in the trailer

[magic wing]

Sure

[green wharf]

yeah its cooked

Nolan is also using a recent feminist translation from the odissey

[wheat jay]

Ye seen that

Its disgusting

[wheat jay]

Big sword

[jovial torrent]

i wish i had the comparison on hand, the dialogue between the like early translations and modern one is night and day

[magic wing]

WOKEST garbage that will ever be released

[jovial torrent]

i just want a good xmen movie but were not guna get it

[magic wing]

Unwatchable and its not even released

There are some gems released here and there

[green wharf]

Project hail mary was very good

[magic wing]

Knight of the Seven Kingdoms and Shogun

All tv shows tho

Movies are cooked mostly

[green wharf]

end of the year we will get harry potter, rings of power and house of the dragona, all cooked

[jovial torrent]

i might go watch the street fighter movie, it seems pretty chill

[wheat jay]

Plenty of good movies

[wheat jay]

House could be good

[green wharf]

i already got some spoilers, doesnt look good

[wheat jay]

Harry potter with Harry's dad being a bully AND a racist now

[wheat jay]

You mean books?

[green wharf]

they are changing some stuff from the books, and kicked George out

[wheat jay]

Wtf

[jovial torrent]

the sad part about harry potte itll be the most watched show ever even tho it could have been literally a 5 billion £ show and they will learn nothing

[wheat jay]

Its joever

Well. Its all cooked

[green wharf]

Alicent and rhaenyra would be gone by now, but they are focusing on then more again

[wheat jay]

Some movies are literally trying to erase history

[green wharf]

cause women power

[wheat jay]

Syeg

Zendaya is playing Athena

And why is the black actress playing Helen is playing both Helen and her sister

[green wharf]

Rhaenyra should be like disgusting fat by now and that was the joke in the books, the realms delight becoming trashed after giving birth to so many bastards

[magic wing]

Greek history has better representation in Assassins Creed than a trash movie

[wheat jay]

Did Helen of troy have a twin sister in the original odyssey, cuz I dont remember that being the case

[wheat jay]

Lmao

[urban skiff]

Ancient greek people weren't white

[wheat jay]

They weren't black either

[green wharf]

They called her Helen of Detroyd

[urban skiff]

Is zendaya?

[jovial torrent]

i think so, but like mixed

[wheat jay]

XD

[green wharf]

and i dont remember she having a sister

god i wanna know what they gonna do with Circe

[jovial torrent]

yeh shes mixed black white

[green wharf]

gonna be so cringe

[urban skiff]

this is her mom and dad

[green wharf]

damn im blacker than her

[lavish quest]

Heard that one lol. Although it's Detroit

[wheat jay]

I was referring to Helen of troy actress

Zendaya is just annoying

They get her into EVERY movie

[green wharf]

i wouldnt picture fucking zendaya as the goddess of wisdom and strategic warfare

tbh

[wheat jay]

^

[green wharf]

they should have brought like a big moma actress, cause greek goddess were warriors, muscualr, toned, tall

at least athena was

[finite escarp]

Do you keep the 1950 wep transmog after the season ends?

[urban skiff]

Man it's been ages since I last read the illiad

[green wharf]

the greek goddess were humans "divine"

[lavish quest]

Yes

[finite escarp]

Ty

[jovial torrent]

yeh the only stuffu dont keep is elite title

[green wharf]

like the perfect picture the greeks had for humans

[lavish quest]

The enchant I assume you mean

Weapons are at 2100

[finite escarp]

Yeah sorry

Enchant

[wheat jay]

Nah let's have tiny tiny small women play athena and achilles...

[urban skiff]

they didn't portray her that way 1900 years ago

[jovial torrent]

push for weps too 👍

[green wharf]

she seems pretty imposing though

[jovial torrent]

nah he just ran out of marble, she was actually thiccaf

[magic wing]

They are tan whites

[urban skiff]

If she's 20 feet tall, yes, if she's 2 feet tall, no

[wheat jay]

Btw why is achilles 150cm tall?

And weighs like 40kg

[magic wing]

1000% white

[jovial torrent]

because thats his spirit, he was very naughty bad man and was cursed to a sub 100 bench

[magic wing]

Call greek black and he might kill you btw

[wheat jay]

Afaik they were described as olive skin color, so like slightly tanned white

[wheat jay]

100 grams?

[magic wing]

Its like the idiots calling Kratos black

[urban skiff]

the one I linked was a copy of a statue from year 100 BC

Like OLD-old

[green wharf]

the ones i linked were old representation as well

[wheat jay]

Wasn't athena parthenos the oldest one we have?

Or sth like that

[jovial torrent]

alot of very questionable choices in the movie, i heard that the weapons some of them use are like 1700 years out of date

[wheat jay]

Lmao

[jovial torrent]

they should have bronze but some have iron weapons i think

[wheat jay]

Have you seen full plated armor giants in trailer?

[green wharf]

there is also the famous statue arthena parthenous

where she had nicky(victory) in her hand

[urban skiff]

Leonidas Drosis was made in 1880

[magic wing]

Its all wrong and trash

[urban skiff]

That's the first statue

[magic wing]

300 is better movie about ancient Greece loo

[urban skiff]

300 is missing a ton of gay sex

It's basically unwatchable

[urban skiff]

Meet The Spartans is a better spartan film

[wheat jay]

Yeeeee that one

[solemn elm]

300 is the best though

[wheat jay]

Isn't it the oldest one?

[solemn elm]

cause of

THIS IS SPARTA

[wheat jay]

Lmao

[solemn elm]

be realistic zercher

actual cultral changing video

[green wharf]

i think recent modern media revised story a lot to say every greek were gay as fuck and they had gay sex like candy

[green wharf]

it wasnt rly like that

[urban skiff]

https://youtu.be/BDhODlCScqc

[solemn elm]

i heal any friend

[wheat jay]

They had different idea of love back then

[urban skiff]

gay is so natural, even ducks do it

[wheat jay]

Love for wife was different than love for a man you were fighting in war with side by side

[green wharf]

Still, its not like every warrior were fucking other men, this is modern take

[jovial torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd8vzIRQLLM there was nothing gay about having a twink spongeboy to wrestle with as a greek

[green wharf]

exist it and it was a niche, pretty much like it is today

well less than it is today

but still

[copper fox]

Ducks are manmade though

[wheat jay]

Most gays in greece also had wives and kids

[urban skiff]

is it though?

[wheat jay]

If not all

[copper fox]

This is zercher

[wheat jay]

Yes, its a modern thing

Cuz of misinterpretation

[solemn elm]

LOL

[wheat jay]

Greeks also had different view on body and peak of human physique

[magic wing]

Yeah ofc

[wheat jay]

Imagine every person was a gym guy

Thats greece

[magic wing]

Were some of them gay ? Ofc

All of them ? Get fuckin real

Thats lgbt fantasy

[jovial torrent]

wait pres can mog 2h sword? @solemn elm

[wheat jay]

Yes

[urban skiff]

The greek invented the Kynodesme, there's nothing more gay than that

[solemn elm]

ye

[magic wing]

They imagine gay sex in every scenario

[jovial torrent]

i should level one just so pres gets nuked from orbit in a few weeks

[wheat jay]

Do it lmao

[magic wing]

Sacred band of Thebes were actually gay

[urban skiff]

How do you guys tie your kynodesme when going to the gym? I like to do a bow because the double knot takes too long to untie

[solemn elm]

leveling one to help friends :)

probably help @lavish quest

[green wharf]

Like, the greks had some "slave boys' to have fun with it, when they got older they graduate from it, but it was weird, cause sometimes they were framed as bad, there was one who was used a lot and became a joke in the greek circle, couldnt enter a politic position and killed himself

i just dont remember the whole story, my greek is weak

besides the mythology

[magic wing]

Lmfaoooo

[solemn elm]

dont mind helpin anybody else

[wheat jay]

Lmao did he wear red lipstick too ?

[magic wing]

Mike Ohearn should wear that

[jovial torrent]

i need to actually watch some vids on pres, cus their abilities just seem like make no sense lookin in without any guidance, its just all red green brown bullshit on the bars with no real icons

[wheat jay]

I dont remember if it was Greece or Rome but hoes wirh red lipstick were specialists in tongue play

Lmao

[urban skiff]

did i successfully get you to look that up on wiki?

the images are... haunting

[magic wing]

Yeah you did lmao

Thought they just went bare cock

[urban skiff]

That almost seems preferably, doesn't it?

but also, I can understand the appeal

[green wharf]

for the record, the ceramic image i had was 440a.c zerch

athena parthenous was like 200~~250

[urban skiff]

It also doesn't portray a bulging muscled momma

it displays a regular soft woman with curves like any other

[green wharf]

well i didnt meant to be like a bodybuilder

[magic wing]

Its clear to everyone that is a statue of a black woman

[urban skiff]

I'm just saying, Zendaya don't look that distant from that.

[magic wing]

Zendaya isnt the biggest cockslap

Its the Hellen of Troy

They couldve ATLEAST picked a hot black woman

[wheat jay]

Twink achilles is also terrible...

Smallest trans they could find

Like, hello?

Sheesh

Hello Mud

[elfin surge]

everyone qn warrior cleaves ive been qn with lots of casters as slayer and it feels pretty damn good

[urban skiff]

middle is Helen of Troy

[magic wing]

Incels in Africa even wouldnt go to war for this lool

[green wharf]

she does a lot lol

[lavish quest]

nzoth_heart_meggo

[idle falcon]

What are we talking about

I want in

[wheat jay]

Brother if my son Paris brought her home id just surrender troy

Not worth it

[green wharf]

no

denied

[lavish quest]

If you wanna spam timewalks lemme know @solemn elm

[idle falcon]

😭

[elfin surge]

@lavish quest

[lavish quest]

blobwave

[wheat jay]

Wait, are they gonna make both troy and odyssey in one movie?

[lavish quest]

I got a couple mythic boss kills thanks to Khailby and some of my blitz CR/MMR back so in elite range again

Last night*

[urban skiff]

Khailby isn't dead yet?

[wheat jay]

Back from therapy

[elfin surge]

had a 9 minute game into these dumb fuck tank players

[wheat jay]

Didn't work

[lavish quest]

Just 1 shot him

[copper fox]

@elfin surge I think slayer + caster makes sense

[elfin surge]

cant they bubbled 15 times in that arena

[elfin surge]

its so fun

[copper fox]

Warrior just feels more fun with a caster tbh idk what it is

[urban skiff]

I love tanks, they raise my dps

[elfin surge]

Playing slayer with a caster lets you literally triple everyone elses damage

[urban skiff]

explain

[elfin surge]

damage big
enemy dead
warrior happy

[lavish quest]

Bet ya could with necro banner

[jovial torrent]

what do u do as slayer when ur the kill target, or is that the point of going a squishy caster to bait them off u

also u run shockwave as slayer?

[elfin surge]

I've been playing a lot of slayer trying to find when its better than colossus

[elfin surge]

nahh

some people do but i dont

dont see the point in a 2 second stun

[jovial torrent]

true guess colossus only good cus of the + seconds

[rancid granite]

i cant even land shockwave wthout imo talent

[jovial torrent]

ive been having more success in shuffle with colossus but i do feel like against locks i should just go slayer

[elfin surge]

for the most part colossus is better

you can play it into anything

but some games slayer is actually better

[jovial torrent]

u got any tips for sticking to lock, ineed to actually find some videos on how to kite as lock so i can reverse it

cus atm it feels like they gate ur spear, then port, then gate again and u cant really keep up with em

[elfin surge]

If they gate early in spear you can leap then leap back to your spear when they gate back

[jovial torrent]

true could try that, baitin their gate but holding my spear leap

[lavish quest]

I think I've seen that, locks can gate multiple times now?

[jovial torrent]

the biggest problem i find is like mid match when they get gate again and they gate like 2x the range of ur charge

i think they get 2 charges of it

[elfin surge]

If you really want you can fear their gate

[green wharf]

thats why i was running dragon charge

versus warlocks

[elfin surge]

They will gate out of spear 100% of the time you can hold the global to fear them mid gate which stops them in the air

[green wharf]

you rly get far

[jovial torrent]

ooo thats neat

[green wharf]

lmao

[jovial torrent]

i think my biggest mess up in solo was using fear on healers it feels way more effective on dps

and just letting em sit it

[elfin surge]

Yeah I usually use fear defensively on major dps cds

like incarn from boomy or ww cds

[jovial torrent]

good on like wings and combust too

[elfin surge]

you should have pretty good uptime on warlocks for the most part unless they are actively abusing Z axis and knocks but random shit can happen they could play super lame and perma pillar with port freedom

[jovial torrent]

i need to record, wasnt able to yesterday , just for whatever reason when theres a lock in the game i struggle to go 3-3

[elfin surge]

the only time i struggle to connect to warlock is when my team REFUSES to push in so it feels like i cant ever chase a port without ranging and lining my healer

[elfin surge]

that happens a lot in shuffle people dont know how to play with warriors

[green wharf]

This happens oftem :/

like im a warrior i need to go all in

team playing pillars like cowards

[solemn elm]

spamming some now

[lavish quest]

Which faction?

[rustic wind]

Feral+Ret: who do you target?

[green wharf]

i do feral

[jovial torrent]

feral i think, feral cant use defensives in stun

[rustic wind]

Feral+War and me with ret we just deleted the war, but feral+ret with a war, we couldn’t chase the feral, nor ret. They’d just run away as soon as they got low

And killed our healer

[solemn elm]

type shit pop your shit, dont use spear

they dub gate

then just touch

then spear

i press all my shit but not spear

[urban skiff]

Had a warrior in my shuffle yesterday who I could just not vibe with at all

it's so weird when that happens

[solemn elm]

go healer

[green wharf]

was doing a world quest with me hunter, warlock killed me, then i logged on my war and destroyed him

Those are weird times

[urban skiff]

I always park my rogue out in the zones when I go questing to level up

Can just bully anyone

[weak atlas]

Is there a hard cap of haste for arms/fury in pvp to which you then switch to mastery?

[solemn elm]

15-20% haste

im chilling on like

17-18%

the rest mastery

[weak atlas]

that's not in pvp combat yeah?

[copper fox]

That’s in pvp

[weak atlas]

sitting at 2134 I should probably know these things lol

ohh

well shit. im at 18% outside of pvp lol

[copper fox]

Probably a bit high yea

I would work your way down to 20 once conq uncaps

[weak atlas]

should probably recraft a couple items then

is it the same for fury?

my stats in pvp combat lol

[jovial torrent]

im at 27% haste

my other war guna be mostly master then when uncapped il probs try 20% haste mix mastery

[solemn elm]

dayum

i have like a ton more mastery

need way more mastery

[weak atlas]

I was blindly looking at murlok stats without knowing reasoning lol

[jovial torrent]

i copied magnus but i know that i can reforge my rings at any time

[weak atlas]

this guy? https://murlok.io/character/us/zuljin/magnusz/pvp

[jovial torrent]

ye he sent full haste

[weak atlas]

thats kind of what I was copying as well but idk if it's correct or he makes it work lol

[solemn elm]

could be a make it work

[jovial torrent]

i can see the thought behind it, more haste faster demolish harder to react to

[solemn elm]

ye

[weak atlas]

he's almost 2700 in 3s must be doing something right

idk

[jovial torrent]

i cannot for the life of me get into a 10-11 skyreach hoooly

[worldly oriole]

@spice hornet that wasn't me bro

[solemn elm]

he does it always right some of us play both arms and fury so we geared for both but haste op for arms

[worldly oriole]

google them

I qued aff warrior

[weak atlas]

ah right so a lot of people have a mix stat cause if you want to switch fury you need both?

[solemn elm]

lot more mastery

but

[copper fox]

Mag specifically says not to copy him

[solemn elm]

15-20% super chilling

^

you aint do nothing wrong so long as you have 15-20 haste more or less

[weak atlas]

is there a char on murlok or armoury I should take a look at to try and get something similar or for recrafts?

[wheat jay]

Need a boost?

[solemn elm]

id do laros if not copy the guide we made too ive been using that works really well, playing at i guess normal guy mmr 2350

[weak atlas]

is that in pinned?

[solemn elm]

yea

we got a gearing guide in pins

for both

[copper fox]

Lardos is a good base for sure

[weak atlas]

and is the lower or higher end of that 15-20% in pvp combat recommended?

[copper fox]

I run 20

[solemn elm]

im at 18%

and its chilling for me

[copper fox]

Nothing is recommended because haste works better or worse based on your individual skill

[solemn elm]

just depends on you

you can pick which ever % you like

[weak atlas]

ah right. i guess what markers of my playstyle would lean towards higher haste

[green anchor]

I've been fine with 15%

but if I was maining slayer I'd want 20% for sure

[weak atlas]

been doing colossus myself