pvp

[worldly oriole]

time to get my third duelist

[green anchor]

I'm glad I'm EU

wouldn't wanna run into Big Tony 100-0 me in one BigMac bite

[lavish quest]

Flep RPer here

[hot solstice]

why is this possible?

[tame stag]

when recommended start play rated? gear wise ? i dont want to ruin rated bgs while i dont damage enough

[rancid granite]

not far off from my rogue

[lavish quest]

At least post the 1500 arena 3k blitz one

[tame stag]

guys what to prio buying with conquest? set pieces or neck, ring etc?

[hot solstice]

laugh all u want. this isnt ok state of pvp

[wheat jay]

some would say he's got idfferent skill set

to play blitz

[green wharf]

there is a guide in the pins

[wheat jay]

others know whats up, and hes dogshit boosted ape in inflated bracket

👍

[frozen glacier]

[hot solstice]

being a such deadweight so only 7 ppl can carry him not 2?

[tame stag]

oh now i see, thank you

[ashen crypt]

Sup everyone, for blitz and solo whats your recommendation? fury or arms (already checked pins for gearing and other stuff)

[stuck mulch]

time to try some more m+

@wheat jay did u see the nerfs for druid?

flew too close to the sun too fast

[worldly oriole]

damn man, hyped to open my chest in 5min and get hit with the extended maint

[copper fox]

Doesn’t matter they’re both equally useless in bgb for shuffle probably arms

[wheat jay]

ye lmao

[copper fox]

Arms is easier to play

[lavish quest]

Did you see the 5 bear +20 WRS?

kekw

[stuck mulch]

yeah thats why they prob got nerfed

[lavish quest]

[elfin surge]

???

[copper fox]

???

[lavish quest]

???

[copper fox]

[lavish quest]

If it's so easy to play, why are none of us glad yet?

[copper fox]

We all suck

[lavish quest]

Why do we all suck? @elfin surge have you lead us all astray?

[green wharf]

cause amges

fuck mages

https://tenor.com/view/rage-gif-24341837

[wheat jay]

@lavish quest @stuck mulch

[elfin surge]

well idk about you guys

[lavish quest]

Are you glad rn?

[stuck mulch]

man everyone wants bears atm

[lavish quest]

Didn't even get to level my bear before the nerfs

[elfin surge]

cant q the game

need wins

[lavish quest]

So you're in the same boat

We all suck

Only difference is.... I don't have egirls?

[ashen crypt]

how did ppl react on bears discord? must have been fun

[elfin surge]

and i do?

[lavish quest]

So the hunting didn't go well LMAO

[elfin surge]

hunting?

[scarlet trout]

After the nerf bear is only 10-15% more dps than any non brew tank

With more survivability than all by far

Crippling nerf really

idk how theyll survive

[lavish quest]

Boy is always playing dumb

susge

[elfin surge]

nah ur just dumb

[lavish quest]

I was refering to you ape

[stuck mulch]

@wheat jay getting 0 invites cus people want bear

[lavish quest]

Fun game

[elfin surge]

lol point proven

thanks for playing

[copper fox]

Mud isn’t glad idk why he’s flexing

[elfin surge]

I'll execute you peasant

[lavish quest]

Mud apparently doesn't have egirls idk why he's flexing

[elfin surge]

no bitches :(

[copper fox]

He’s got the famous streamer cherry wym

[elfin surge]

cherry goat out

[copper fox]

Fr she carried me thru legion remix ngl

[elfin surge]

ye she coo

[fickle forge]

RIP in peace Lexi

[lavish quest]

How you guys find healers?

O.o

[solemn elm]

lfg

best friend

[stuck mulch]

feels like im a dps trying to get keys

[solemn elm]

mud plays with good people though cause he’s mud

[fickle forge]

I play with them 2 sessions, then they quit the game

[lavish quest]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-empty-om-nom-om-nom-stories-there's-nothing-in-it-the-cup-is-empty-gif-10449457738059514311

[solemn elm]

have to look harder

i got nothing for team mates so today my goal is to sit lfg for 7 hours straight hoping to play

[stuck mulch]

holy shit i got invited

[solemn elm]

i have to get 2200

[stuck mulch]

to a damn key

nevermind the leader left

wat a poosey

[copper fox]

Mud plays with the best people in the game and isn’t glad yet

What’s that say for us

Doomed?

[lavish quest]

doomed

When we queuing lumberjack? @elfin surge

[sharp meteor]

LMFAO

was just sayin maybe small nerfs

then that run happens

2 people tell me imma get turned into a rug like 5 mins later

as long as prot pala isn't best i think bear still excellent maybe bis

[stuck mulch]

bear is bis atm

[elfin surge]

I got my first glad entirely through lfg

[sharp meteor]

ya ik i mean this week

[elfin surge]

shut up

[sharp meteor]

my bear has a weird spread of keys

got like 18-19s

then a bunch of 10s

[stuck mulch]

yeah it wont change for a while

[sharp meteor]

im the 275 ilev bear with no embellishments u zone in and see

[worldly oriole]

back in 02

[elfin surge]

🤯

[sharp meteor]

washed

beached, even

[lavish quest]

What kind of answer is that?

[elfin surge]

KAP

[stuck mulch]

if it says meta u can go in naked

[elfin surge]

Should I quit my job become unemployed so I can play wow all day become the best warrior in the world and dethrone @winged thistle back to #2 warrior where he belongs

[copper fox]

Yes?

[stuck mulch]

all the kfc that will go unfried

[sharp meteor]

dethrone rendlol u mean

[copper fox]

LOL

[sharp meteor]

(he is unequalled)

[elfin surge]

4x #1 warrior

rendlol

[copper fox]

So true

[sharp meteor]

STATISTICALLY-

[sharp meteor]

i load into deephaul think man who is this random warr ive never seen and he runs across the tracks at the top and jumps into enemy team in mid but doesnt charge or leap so takes like 90% of his hp in fall dmg and dies insta

then looked him up later and saw it was rendlols alt

[copper fox]

Leadlicker randomly dies all the time

[sharp meteor]

most heroic thing i seen in blitz

[copper fox]

He’s clip farming for TikTok

[elfin surge]

I need to lock the fuck in and push 3s

if my internet would let me

[sharp meteor]

dang u got scuffed net

[elfin surge]

last 4 nights at 8pm my internet becomes unusable for no reason

right when high qs start

lasts for a few hours

[copper fox]

Anyone in your house get home from work around that time and lock their door?

[sharp meteor]

oh i used to have net like that

except itd croak at like 1 am

u sharin it with anybody

[elfin surge]

been looking at some forums online lot of people in my area have the same issue

[sharp meteor]

hmm

[elfin surge]

my ISP just fucking us for fun

[lavish quest]

I've been ddosing mud

Next is doxing

[copper fox]

You need the Elon musk tech

[elfin surge]

it sucks cuz i have the highest plan

pay good money for it not to work

[copper fox]

Starlink

[elfin surge]

lol

[elfin surge]

wtf

ayo chill

[lavish quest]

Jk, it's the somalis

monkaS

[sharp meteor]

[elfin surge]

@lavish quest ???

tf u doin

[lavish quest]

And that shit is real when a furry is the informant

[lavish quest]

Had to get elite somehow man

[elfin surge]

me vs kennie mirror 2v2 who wins

[fierce elm]

Kennie

[sharp meteor]

I said it sounds like something a guy I know would do.

And later turns out it was him.

[lavish quest]

Do you forfeit when you see that in 2v2?

[sharp meteor]

Wish 2s had a purpose

[copper fox]

Kennie 100% wins

He has a vulpera fw

You’re cooked

[elfin surge]

I'll execute him like the vermin he is

[sharp meteor]

also man verdant was a title

that stank for everything that wasnt like

druid and monk

no good green mogs for anythin else

[lavish quest]

Gnomes vs Vulpera

Literal battle of the short kings

But Kennie is tall irl, so GGs @elfin surge

[sharp meteor]

goated mog

[solemn elm]

yea i lfg to glad every season too i was just sayin that you’re op

[sharp meteor]

also feel like hes the single disc i see that queues like

not jungle or rm

2chadded

[elfin surge]

Time to push r1 lil bro

become more than a gladiator

[solemn elm]

:(

that’s my goal but it’s hard to find people

especially since i’m not big and stronk like you

[elfin surge]

he qs off meta priest comps

[sharp meteor]

yer

[elfin surge]

he qd arcane mm disc for his rating rn

2400 or somethin

[sharp meteor]

always thought it was a shame that like

it was hard to get oddball comp queues

[solemn elm]

op he heals the tsgrease always

[sharp meteor]

guess its lil easier when u know a lot of people but for most people

[elfin surge]

I got most of my r1s with chal

hes my goat

[lavish quest]

Should be able to get glad in 2s, so you can edate an egirl in 2s AND get glad at the same time

[copper fox]

Flep can ascend he needs a team

[green wharf]

dont we all

[copper fox]

For r1*

[lavish quest]

I don't think Meth thinks you can ascend Syeg

[fierce elm]

Nobody does

[copper fox]

syeg has so many fried takes he’s gotta change that first

[lavish quest]

He is Syegfryed

[copper fox]

It’s all figured out already

There’s nothing to experiment with

[green wharf]

he is not wrong

[copper fox]

lol

[green wharf]

what fried takes

im not out there saying you should not use hamstring

[lavish quest]

Syeg can maybe go out and get the latinas tho

Maybe

[winged thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/shawn-michaels-wwe-tripleh-gif-10705142

[elfin surge]

sup lil bro

mornin

[green wharf]

last time i got out i got an european funny enough

[lavish quest]

Mag here... without getting a ping?

GlorpGasp

[elfin surge]

oh he got pinged

[green wharf]

lady from ukraine

[lavish quest]

Musta missed it

[elfin surge]

he replied to the ping dumbfuck

[copper fox]

Syegs bringing mud the Latinas?

Damn

[elfin surge]

[lavish quest]

Psshhhh I skimmed read it

We both know you ain't quitting KFC

[elfin surge]

i hate the kfc meme

retire it

[green wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scuba-scuba-catgif-cat-gif-3307696218951769070

[lavish quest]

That's the best part bud

And good to see syeg is flep in training

[frozen glacier]

Id rather be a KFC manager than a Subway manager think of that

[elfin surge]

is that what you do

[green wharf]

i always post whacky gifs, its my gig

[copper fox]

How is Tony not r1 in every bracket in this game

[green wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/incel-wojak-meme-anime-glasses-gif-21218188

[copper fox]

Lives with mom, no job, goes to the gym twice a week half reps everything and accumulates 0 fatigue and plays wow that’s it

Man should be r1 every season

[latent fossil]

lol

[fierce elm]

best life

[stuck mulch]

@wheat jay 18 wind

finally timed it

[frozen glacier]

no

[copper fox]

Acquire titles > acquire women / $

[lavish quest]

We're not all addicted to titles

[frozen glacier]

A married man would say that

[copper fox]

My wife beats me

[lavish quest]

Hawt

[copper fox]

I’m damaged

[green wharf]

lucky

[stuck mulch]

@wheat jay time to try sky 19

[lavish quest]

How am I worse than Jaded these days? It's jover

kms

[copper fox]

I’m about to consume 250g of ground beef and 400g of jasmine rice

[worldly oriole]

Just slammed upper bod

[copper fox]

Same Tony

@elfin surge how does ret warr beat dev bm mw on cage of carnage

[elfin surge]

go hunter

[copper fox]

Thanks! Sound advice

[lavish quest]

@elfin surge how does war beat LFG?

[elfin surge]

ya

[lavish quest]

Thanks! Sound advice

[solemn elm]

hunter dies cross dev he doesn’t exist

i’d just be bolting healer or dev on cd for cross

shocky W hunter and his jurassic park

[copper fox]

Yea I fkd up a few times against them

Bad calls

[solemn elm]

it’s an obnoxious one for ret warr so not your fault

only comp that counters us

[copper fox]

Map didn’t help either

Their entire comp can be wherever they want on that map whenever they want to be there

[solemn elm]

it’s boring asf to fight they do legit nothing and jump around and win

pretty much

[lavish quest]

When we getting them war favored maps? (10 ft diameter no pillar)

[solemn elm]

just need to destroy hunter that’s usually what i do vs that

back to my lfg roots

[lavish quest]

Let us know how it goes

[solemn elm]

that’s if i play but usually someone from btag saves me

[wheat jay]

gl

[stuck mulch]

hunter trolled last boss

died at start

didnt bl

then died

[wheat jay]

lmao

noobs

im just doing chill stuff on my warr now

[frozen glacier]

i want calamitous i want level alts

i need this

[stuck mulch]

was such a free key overall

no issues until then

[wheat jay]

well

always one boosted guy

thats why cutoff isnt jumping as much now xD

[stuck mulch]

yeah was his key aswell

[wheat jay]

xD

[stuck mulch]

was the same grp i did the windrunner with

he didnt even move when he got the laser on him

then he was in narnia when he got the cast off

so noone could stun or dmg the shit

[exotic forge]

Not every hunter, but always a hunter

Bet they were MM too

Y'kno, I should make an M+ Bingo card

[stuck mulch]

nah bm actually

[exotic forge]

Close enough

[stuck mulch]

all the keys i dont like

[rustic wind]

https://discord.com/channels/148872210742771712/1503751453909581986

[stuck mulch]

[copper fox]

Brother I promise you people will get to it. We always do. Just be patient

[rustic wind]

Thanks ofc 🙏 just fyi’d

[frozen glacier]

the video is in low framerate or my work pc sucks ?

[rustic wind]

Limit of Mac screen recording

[solemn elm]

i’ll check it out later i’m tired

but i’ll help you out

pinky promise

[copper fox]

If Tony was good at warr he would do it because he’s jobless

Give me a hour

I’ll be on break

I’ll look

[solemn elm]

bettington

[rustic wind]

Ofc I didn’t mean to push, I am super grateful yall even willing to do so! Just didn’t know what the process is here

[copper fox]

Ik just letting you know we aren’t ignoring it

[solemn elm]

it’s ok i saw you sent it in the little pvp help thing so ill check it out :)

[lavish quest]

I'm ignoring it

[rustic wind]

I am used from work. There if I don’t cross post to every relevant Slack channel it just gets buried

[lavish quest]

[rustic wind]

Not wow help but work things i mean

[copper fox]

Valid

[copper fox]

This is probably preferable

[lavish quest]

Alright normie

[copper fox]

You actually just made me speechless

Idk what to come back with

Lmfao

[lavish quest]

And that's why I'm yellow

GG

[stuck mulch]

piss boi

[lavish quest]

As opposed to poo boi

[exotic forge]

Ooh

You just got wrecked mate

[stuck mulch]

dookie brown names rise up

[green anchor]

warrior fights his way through all the shit

as opposed to someone sinking in piss

[lavish quest]

We all do both lez be real

[green anchor]

😤

[exotic forge]

Better to piss in the sink, that sink in the piss.

[latent fossil]

Yo @green anchor

[stuck mulch]

bruuh its so annoying to find a decent mc route

[rancid granite]

popeye's made you a good offer to switch over huh

mud is going to bring back popeye's cajun rice to every location

[exotic forge]

Popeye's is good ngl

[lavish quest]

I hear there's good money in starting daycares out there in Minnesota

[stuck mulch]

people hate kids

[lavish quest]

Given birth rates, I'm inclined to say you're right

[balmy solar]

Anyone have good write up of this mid season upgrade mechanic? Does it affect pvp ilevel?

[lavish quest]

Acquire item by playing pvp. Apply it to your weapons and trinkets, makes them go to 298

[balmy solar]

Well that's a relief, least it's not complicated

[vapid tartan]

Sounds like free leveling to me..

[copper fox]

^

Lots I gold to be had

PVE players have void sliver things to get now

The game is new player friendly tho dw. Less of a grind

No more grinding. We want new players

The grinds are over

[tame rain]

Yes more players in shuffle please, i would love to get my queue time play time ratio up to 1:1

That would be wild

Can you imagine playing as much as you queue

[tame rain]

Nice selfie

[wheat jay]

So 3s?

With 10s q?

[tame rain]

That involves talking to strangers

[green wharf]

when will bliz bring back 5s?

[worldly oriole]

bigmoran will dos it

[vapid tartan]

[lost juniper]

I've had a hard time since midnight with seeing people in-range on raidframes it's such a small visual effect when they are close and the raidframes has become completly scuffed. Is it fixable with BBF?,

[lavish quest]

You're not factoring in the lfg time

Of an hour

[solemn elm]

5’s is only something syegfryed would want back and take serious

[wheat jay]

no

[copper fox]

You can’t even find 2 people

[lavish quest]

When will blizz add actual mmr to 3s and solos?

[copper fox]

How will you find 4

[solemn elm]

pretty soon actually

most likely today

[honest sleet]

i make my little brother level my alts xd

[lavish quest]

COPIUM

[solemn elm]

it’s been going up a little slowly this week so it’s actually accessible for the people who got it previously

[lavish quest]

Rogue detected

[solemn elm]

jaybeezy and jaywaz finished theirs the other day playing vs my friends

and i just need a broken enhance or ret so bad

i’m forcing myself to torture playing with an ele

who refuses to play enhancement

it pisses me off the game can be won so much faster

it’s already been going up slowly so just need a win streak

[vapid tartan]

the cycle of zyam continues

BREAK THE WHEEL

[solemn elm]

i need to break it

[green anchor]

👋

[solemn elm]

how do you break it when he asks you to play every second every minute every hour every day i’m like working and he spams me

needs to explode

i’m just gonna sit lfg like i always do

[green wharf]

my problem is finding one healer, i have a mage duo

[solemn elm]

cause it hurts my brain

[lavish quest]

Are you saying MMR is accessible for those who already have it?

[green wharf]

and is more to watch i think 5 people versus 5 would be fun

[solemn elm]

no, gladiator

[vapid tartan]

Tell him to put the fries in the bag

You have retwar to q

[solemn elm]

and 5v5 is the most unserious slop you could think of just as unserious as taking battlegrounds serious

[green wharf]

same way my mage refuses to go frost

and want to go arcane

[latent fossil]

[green anchor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1248693550120439919/1459316340106989757/ezgif-395a166e2e34663d.gif

[lavish quest]

@elfin surge was thriving in the 5v5

[solemn elm]

cus he gotta cap

every one does 5’s for their arena points or 2’s

nobody plays 3’s on that game

and that shit has that wack ass arena points system not conquest

honor/conquest system is the best

[scarlet trout]

@lavish quest

[elfin surge]

hmmm

[lavish quest]

Just wait for AI king

@fierce elm @wheat jay @stuck mulch turns out MID does do keys

[copper fox]

Lmfao

[green anchor]

wtf

[solemn elm]

that adeptxo guy is funny on twitter

[green anchor]

name rings a bell for some reason

[wheat jay]

lol

[wheat jay]

im attempting 20 maisara

[vapid tartan]

we already got ai tuning!

[exotic forge]

FUUUUUUUCK

5-1, a 6-0 would've been 2,3k

[lavish quest]

Godspeed sir

[frozen glacier]

coffee time ☕

[solemn elm]

i like coffee with milk

[frozen glacier]

more coffee or more milk?

[copper fox]

Yo

I could use a coffee

[solemn elm]

i think with a lot it doesn’t taste so bitter

and some sugar

[frozen glacier]

coffee with cinnamon is very good, without sugar

[copper fox]

Black with cinnamon?

[frozen glacier]

ye

[copper fox]

Hmmm imma try that rn

[frozen glacier]

I used to drink a lot when I was dieting

[copper fox]

Yea good appetite suppressant

[solemn elm]

that sounds yummy my dad puts cinnamon i might have to try it myself

[tame rain]

Cinnamon in coffee fucks

Bigly

And cinnamon is literally free

0 calories

Or close enough

[sharp meteor]

Cinnamon and nutmeg.

[lean jetty]

question about the gear stuff, why upgrade insignia with conq in week 2? or is that outdated and should i just go legs?

[urban skiff]

Dude

If you'ra NA you can buy a full set of gear with the conq cap today, if you're EU you can do that tomorrow

Just buy everything ,don't worry about what order

[lean jetty]

well i have 2k conq right now so cant do that

[latent fossil]

Penis enchilada

[exotic forge]

Cinnamon is bis

[lean jetty]

ah okay gotcha tyty

[urban skiff]

You want trinkets early because without trinket set bonus you're screwed, you want weapons early because they increase your damage by a fuckton, you want to grab your tier set bonuses if you play a spec that has those, you want to close out any gear that doesn't have vers before you replace the gear that has vers, etc etc

[lavish quest]

Week 2 insignia was keeping in mind what amount of conquest we were limited week 2

[vapid tartan]

I swear I get more hungry

[frail lake]

This bro is living in bgs

[lean jetty]

ohh makes sense, ty

[frozen glacier]

me too, I only drank it because I was consuming too much artificial sweetener

[robust hearth]

@urban skiff

[urban skiff]

what

[wheat jay]

@lavish quest 2nd pull xD

deplete

[lavish quest]

At least you made it to pull 2

:)

[solemn elm]

tf actually well made of that dude from monster house lol

https://tenor.com/view/eating-eat-eating-food-monster-h-reginald-gif-2362901127389079325

[robust hearth]

you know what you did

https://tenor.com/view/wow-worldofwarcraft-nod-nodding-yes-gif-27498166

[magic wing]

cinnamon into vanilla protein is goated combo

[urban skiff]

https://klipy.com/gifs/scaroused-futurama--k01KRESZQZS9T996N8HCM5MC7ZV

[robust hearth]

[robust hearth]

did u put it in milk?

[magic wing]

no

just water and ice

[robust hearth]

psychopath

[frozen glacier]

protein with water 💀

[magic wing]

its good wtf

[frozen glacier]

i hate it

[magic wing]

just has to be high quality protein

[urban skiff]

Protein powder goes in milk

[robust hearth]

some are meant to be with milk

[urban skiff]

All of them

[robust hearth]

vanilla always goes with milk

[urban skiff]

If they don't go in milk I don't touch 'em

[robust hearth]

same thing with energy powders

some flavors go well with milk

[urban skiff]

Why would anyone take a half dose of protein when they can get a full dose, and milk is delicious asf

[green wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/snusnu-futurama-fry-death-death-by-snusnu-gif-16228376

[frozen glacier]

They all go with milk

[urban skiff]

Bubblegum + milk, let's go

[green wharf]

man i never knew someone who doesnt like cinnamon like me

[magic wing]

nah water protein is better digested

just use extra scoop lol

the ice is mandatory tho

[urban skiff]

how

[wheat jay]

lma oreal

[lavish quest]

That means something

[tame rain]

Protein powder in milk?

Youre fucking up the protein to calorie ratio

Terrible

[rustic wind]

Protein powder in low fat milk is good bcs the bit of carbs in milk cause the protein to be better used instead of being partially converted to carbs (assuming no other carb source is eaten)

[urban skiff]

The day I can't quaff 1 liter of milk with two scoops protein powder to supplement my breakfast is the day I'm a sad old withered corpse

[rustic wind]

GOMAD

[idle falcon]

[urban skiff]

i've been drinking 1 liter milk a day since I was 5

[idle falcon]

actually?

[urban skiff]

Yes

[tame rain]

How often do you shit yourself

[idle falcon]

u eat your veggies too?

big strong man

xd

[urban skiff]

For anyone wondering, that's about 13000 liters of milk by now

[urban skiff]

I'm Scandinavian, we have the magic milk drinker gene

[idle falcon]

yo same

but im egyptian

[urban skiff]

Sounds like you're a rarity then

[tame rain]

https://tenor.com/view/skyrim-dance-dancing-gif-7883595735377955846

Dont ask me what that means

It was the only skyrim gif that came up

[urban skiff]

Just checked it's 40 kcal per 4.1g protein for my milk. So that's 400 extra calories and 41 grams of protein just from the milk. No ratio getting messed up here

[idle falcon]

i think all arabs are milk drinkers

genes

we used to live off them in the desert

type shi

[tame rain]

Yeah i mean skim milk is not that far off from protein powder I guess

Fine

You convinced me to drink 1L of skim milk every day

And shit myself in the squat rack

[lavish quest]

Put the powder in oats, milk, Greek yogurt, honey salt, bananas and peanut butter

[urban skiff]

Yea now I think about it, think that might be right. I don't know if any of my muslim friends couldn't tolerate dairy. But their parents were also from all over the place so it's not like there was any pattern to recognize

[lavish quest]

[idle falcon]

Yeah

Technically Egypt is an exception cause of the nile

But still

[urban skiff]

Sounds like a whole lot of work when I can just put the powder straight in my milk carton and shake it in there. No dishes to wash or anything

[idle falcon]

No lactose intolerant people here

[lavish quest]

Oh god, how far we've fallen

[idle falcon]

I think the only person I saw who was lactose intolerant was my cousin

[lavish quest]

Fair point. But I do overnight oats :)

[idle falcon]

Wdym

[lavish quest]

Pfp

[tame rain]

Everyone in know who is lactose intolerant just consumes it and sharts anyway

[urban skiff]

My kids all want to eat different stuff, and I'm doing pretty much every meal at home. So that's 4 different meals every morning, like 5 lunch boxes, and throw in at least 3 different meals every evening. Ain't nobody got time to mealprep breakfast. I just want to get out of the kitchen at that point

[idle falcon]

Oh, sorry at first i watched the memes and thought it was cool but now i started playing the game and watching the anime it's joever

[robust hearth]

Holy shit Asians cant consume milk!?

[frozen glacier]

bro im sure a huge part of america and to be more specific latinos are celiac or has lactose intolerance

[idle falcon]

@lavish quest

[urban skiff]

heard a theory they actually aren't, there's just a load of people who are intolerant of all the shit preservatives they put in all their food in the US.

[robust hearth]

Nope lots of latinos drink milk

[lavish quest]

We are no kid havers here

[robust hearth]

Have u never heard of Horchata?

[lavish quest]

Idk what goals these are

[frozen glacier]

I worked as a manager for some hotels, and we had to have huge buffets to meet those demands

[urban skiff]

I spent 30 minutes today playing dragon and princess with my kid. She bashed the everliving shit out of my hand with her foam sword and shield.

I basically just play pretend a WoW boss fight with breath attacks she has to dodge, tail swipes she has to jump over, and a glomp attack she has to endure for time

[robust hearth]

Im Latino and im american

[idle falcon]

Career goals, in the races u race in you need to place in like top 5, top 3, first, etc.

[lavish quest]

Is it the horse anime girl game?

[frozen glacier]

I didnt know about it, it looks very good

[urban skiff]

If I weren't already married, I would marry @green wharf just to have him come here and cook up all the brazil delicacies

[lavish quest]

Guy out here actually living life
You don't belong here

susge

[frozen glacier]

Me too, my mother is Brazilian

[frozen glacier]

a lot of feijoada

and caipirinhas

[urban skiff]

i went to the gym today, for the first time in 2500 days

Shocked to find out I'm stronger than I were when I left

doing stuff I can't do in my home gym

[urban skiff]

I'm throwing you on the widow list

If my wife dies, you're 2nd in line to be my 2nd wife

If/when

She's getting an attitude

[frozen glacier]

lol

[idle falcon]

Yes

Umamusume

[urban skiff]

Why did the Egyptian keep drinking milk despite being lactose intolerant?

He was in deNILE

[lavish quest]

https://tenor.com/view/boo-gif-19787475173016375

[idle falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-phone-speed-legendary-stream-speed-phone-gif-4108923420328591811

[rustic wind]

Lack toes in taller ants

[solemn elm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/121880917579923458/1323250209429520414/togif-16.gif

[idle falcon]

No toes?

Gg go next

[green anchor]

the spreader

the entire couch taker

the all over the place loafer

[solemn elm]

that boy is dying to play

[wheat jay]

@lavish quest but its okay, we timed 19 xD

[stuck mulch]

do you have a good mc route?

[stuck mulch]

https://keystone.guru/route/maisara-caverns/NdowZih/maisara-rapidasafe/2

is what im looking at atm

[wheat jay]

mmmm

1sec

!TvvtVTnmm0)o7yKKTL91UHbSVmkMY2UjmNe52S6Axel312d73(ejLKLClIrGnf1tps(iLMP3RvDNonn(tZL5ZtJ62kgxRoonmD56UbJ1A(0y)e62ID69G9ZJ3OVAJpNEs3wOTAL18K7)VpTyn)73SsT605((ZhxgSpRB570QLZN0Qd)4x1h(87(QC(BA1JDdlg4eoUC5Iz0E9YWaGw4B1YHbZJgNnw02hwgVXmnINlR057SzWC0crWEWpImp4qAMmS(xlhFCVia3Gh3lL62g3wCReCYc2Ppyayy8Qv99ctFp4DyncqN71EtIKdawyfwp2sApvWkvEJLWhYGhfKhLegIu0Djre(6esbuQXSskb5dVM2Fdrcrgj4BckHB)SDXqWUIg3hJ7cSbYzU9djnGPvitDBGfa3HdEIfzN4USqKNbkwYAznPrkRKI0I0Arvwy3G1IIWgAOnGhuP3izRMieASknid8HrPCwfYhgfKadCpmjgKykhSTpustZG9hWmybTAZMyWdBnbRKGTjM0SrPaxMi6aE8ArlYBEDMFLzYrXgTrKzT5kwwvgi8KVIPMadO8tt2PrSQiBZeWfXCm5HVhRiVacmZPB918ugdLv2AnVLuBcGuai1z0iSoytMhdnzXaJfeiy1Gygu5lrNsXuIFLMKxjDZH8eQirNgjGVZ33sfzaXvwo88S6fnGzf(6mjKmvzcTpGYellXni9hn15j3uks0WS1rwReOJTrWe6)55ks)mgczO1lzQGWZaEwWl8QtFppPh4iJ4S3mtNKkSiSjYvY4kLI0LsX8IStrKtE)i44as0NQSS4BmGDvzlJsVS(HSCcNUDbNn(QjTXgeQSi4uRT)cPksUxIvxrnj73b6(wHeNPjORRQEdnyGrBhtYl1P9gWp10H)4U3CgtLQ)Am3bRQoEX0znNU6zeLHU5z6Mw393JD3B0QpEPB84TNFywRCUoCVw9LUxEP7oeu9))d

this in mdt xD

our dps at the very end @stuck mulch

[stuck mulch]

that one is impossible with most pugs

[wheat jay]

xD

well

id expect more issues with 5 6 7

[stuck mulch]

6 and 7 are fine

5 might be annoying if ppl are dumb

[frail lake]

Is there a day where i should avoid pvp

[stuck mulch]

everyday

[wheat jay]

11 is cool cuz you can chain it down lol

[solemn elm]

https://tenor.com/view/67-67-school-6-7-8-9-6-7-meme-gif-9283842523222664778

[wheat jay]

5 and 6 you can chain

when casters die

main idea is you skip every cancerous pull

[stuck mulch]

https://keystone.guru/route/maisara-caverns/xnbdYmn/maisara-rapidasafe/edit/2

think ill do that

i devided the pull after the 1st boss

[wheat jay]

3 casters

that hurts

[idle falcon]

I with they would make piercing howl interrupt aoe

And bring back rally move increase/root removal

[stuck mulch]

true ill devide it and take 2 each pull there instead and remove one pack later from some of the warriors toward 2nd boss

[stuck mulch]

hows this

i hate open dungeons like this

too much fiddling and ninja pulls

[copper fox]

@solemn elm ik that guy

He’s pilled out

Like bad

[wheat jay]

mmmmmm

fine

but will you want big all big ones

imo if youre doing pugs

2 casters at once MAX

[latent fossil]

I need a beer

[latent fossil]

Fleperd kinda weird the last couple of days

I said “hey Flep I….” And he just went “fucking hell Seb, just press mortal strike”

[copper fox]

Eventually when you repeat yourself enough you become like me. Flep is close

[solemn elm]

i think ive seen him b4 and he is like tbc glad no

has a really big ego

and ya thats all it comes down to

[copper fox]

Yep he’s always putting real id messages saying “should I go for blitz r1 or ss r1 i cant Decide”

Guys been elite tops for the last 7 expansions

SL s2 glad was his last glad then 1 in wrath and tbc before that lmfao

[lavish quest]

Your version of real ID or mine?

[stuck mulch]

wat is that sentence

[lavish quest]

He's saying do all big pulls

Maybe?

Idk

[wheat jay]

Vro i dunno

Stroke?

[solemn elm]

LMAO

i think hes tried to shit talk me after i 1 shot him

[wheat jay]

Btw we one phased last boss xD

[solemn elm]

just a cooked dude

[solemn elm]

gottta be elite from blitz too

[stuck mulch]

wich last boss

[wheat jay]

Maisara

One roar phase

[stuck mulch]

damn thats really nice

[stuck mulch]

im just filling my vault for otmorrow

doin some 10s with the guild

[wheat jay]

Ye i did that too

Some 10s

Some keys on my warrior

[stuck mulch]

that was AA

10

not showing names that would shame them

[copper fox]

I don’t even know what happened that time

[stuck mulch]

fkers making me run magisters so they can get mounts

such a boring dungeon

[wheat jay]

Yeee i had similar xD

[wheat jay]

I like it

Ngl i think dungeons wise this is a 10/10 season

Legit

Every dung is fun

[stuck mulch]

nah fuck MC

[wheat jay]

Maisara is goated xD

I like it a lot

[stuck mulch]

its so ass to tank

[frail lake]

...what

Mc is the easiest dungeon to tank

[stuck mulch]

no its ass

not hard

no dungeon in this season is hard

but its so fucking ass with pugs

[wheat jay]

How

[frail lake]

AA is the most horrible dungeon this season by far

[wheat jay]

There's literally three pulls that can kill you

Rest is easy

[stuck mulch]

and they allways do with pugs

[lavish quest]

Happened this time too. Aka you mean bnet message or broadcast I'm guessing here

[stuck mulch]

if people just kill 1 lasher after i get bleed removed its a chill dungeon

[wheat jay]

Bruh

[wheat jay]

Aa has hardest timer

Cuz you do entire dung in like 3 pulls or 4

[frail lake]

The wyrms and battleaxes also hit like trucks

Harder than the first pull imo

[stuck mulch]

if 1 lasher dont die after the 5 stacks are removed and im close to get 3 again

shit aint gonna be fun

[frail lake]

Youll live

Then again i havent tanked it on a war above 18

[stuck mulch]

i might live but shit is gonna become a cluster fuck if i gotta kite

[frail lake]

Tell your heal to stay near stairs

Intervene for first reset

[stuck mulch]

nah i tell my dps to kill 1 lasher

[frail lake]

Leap for sexond of needed

[stuck mulch]

leap

[elfin surge]

@lavish quest

why is your name lf healer

[copper fox]

Broadcast

[stuck mulch]

he cant find friends in lfg

[elfin surge]

no friends no bitches

unforch

[frail lake]

https://tenor.com/view/no-maidens-no-maidens-meme-elden-ring-no-maidens-meme-gif-25095009

[elfin surge]

lmao what a weirdo

leland the local clown

[wheat jay]

Bro if you used leap in that pull id kick you mid pull and block you

Instantly

[copper fox]

Tony is in lfg rn

On Pres

[frail lake]

And why would i care ?

If it works it works

[tame rain]

Why would a leap not be good to get space and let bleed clear

[lavish quest]

Cuz we need healers in here

[elfin surge]

why

no we dont

healers are evil

[lavish quest]

To heal

[wheat jay]

Dps goes down, timer runs out

[latent fossil]

Based

[elfin surge]

they think we need to ask for a dispel no i deserve the dispel

[copper fox]

Glad xp dk in lfg with 1 elite and all duelists

[frail lake]

There is no reason to not leap for reset in that pull if you have to lul

[copper fox]

Make it make sense

[wheat jay]

Some specs lose FUCKTON of dps when you kite that pack a lot

[wheat jay]

Play dwarf, or have aug, or pres, and tell dps to nuke 1st lasher

[solemn elm]

okay

i guess

[wheat jay]

Then you dont have to kite far

You just move out of pools

[solemn elm]

we need to lfg

if we have any shot of doing anything leland

[frail lake]

Play dwarf, lmao

[wheat jay]

Those are your options

Classes like dh, demo lock, hell almost every melee

Lose FUCKTON of dps if you do that

Not 10%

[frail lake]

Cause?

[wheat jay]

Like 30%

Dh the more stacked mobs are the more souls you get

[worldly oriole]

THEY Buffed shuffle MMR supposedly

[frail lake]

Okay?

[copper fox]

The injected yes

[lavish quest]

Why is your name MUD @elfin surge ?

[wheat jay]

Melee you ran with mobs from them

[lavish quest]

Wet dirt lookin ass

[elfin surge]

song name

[hot solstice]

only shuffle mmr?

[wheat jay]

And your job as tank is to enable dps to do more dmg

Not just survive the pull

[frail lake]

So if all the mobs literally walk Clustered in a straight line, which happens, where is the dos loss exactly

[copper fox]

Allegedly

[green anchor]

buff blitz mmr

[wheat jay]

Theyre not stacked, some are slowed some are not, collapsing star on dh hits fewerr mobs, dh gets fewer souls, can't do as many collapsing stars, and every subsequent collapsing star does more dmg

[green anchor]

and warrior

[frail lake]

Earthquake for shamans, ok, i agree. Everything else? Nah.

[wheat jay]

That is why the strat there is to nuke one big add

[wheat jay]

Bruh

You think every class nukes entire map with every ability?

[frail lake]

No?

[wheat jay]

Holy fuck i hope i dont do keys with you if you jump around the whole map

Keep mobs stacked

[frail lake]

Leap doesnt spread mobs around the map, idk if you knew that

[wheat jay]

Some mobs are slowed, some are not

They do spread

Mosquitoes jump around to poeple

Anyway, no point in going about it

If you do it that way, your call

[frail lake]

[lavish quest]

That you were moved by so

[copper fox]

Anyone else just realize mud might actually be gay irl

Explains all the friends that are girls

[lavish quest]

Oof, can't just expose him like that

No wonder he has all the healers

[wheat jay]

Hes not with the egirl anymore?

[copper fox]

Idk

[green anchor]

ofc he is

[lavish quest]

If you mean the one he moved in, no

[wheat jay]

Audacy?

Woman has been deleted?

[lavish quest]

Yeah her, I forgot the name

[wheat jay]

Rip egirl

[stuck mulch]

@wheat jay you only need 1 full row in vault for the 6 coins right?

[elfin surge]

im gay

[urban skiff]

If you're not a little gay, are you even alive?

[copper fox]

Good point

[wheat jay]

3 slots out of 9

[stuck mulch]

ok good

ill lfr the last slot

idk how to tank the raid but fuck it

[stuck mulch]

btw is it worth using the ilvl upgrade on hc trinkets?

[wheat jay]

If you can get mythic, no

If you csnt, yes

[lavish quest]

This is good to keep

[stuck mulch]

at most i might get mythic seer

[latent fossil]

It’s true, I was there

[wheat jay]

Well

Get that xD

[stuck mulch]

beloren lfr

was fun

solo tank

[wheat jay]

XD

[solemn elm]

buss

[worldly oriole]

robust double d

[low cobalt]

is mmr buffed or is it fake news

[copper fox]

It’s just +100ish mmr injection

[low cobalt]

so if i log in is my rating just +100 or how does that work?

or do i just start acquiring more rating per win?

[solemn elm]

there is just more rating to go around when youre gonna play

[jovial torrent]

u will gain rating at 50% winrate pretty much

[low cobalt]

gotcha thanks

[lavish quest]

The mmr soft cap has been raised basically and character will get some +mmr that you didn't earn

[worldly oriole]

its time

to try for elite on pajamahunt

post nerf

[scarlet trout]

Family tree of the average paladin player

[solemn elm]

lotta people playing today

more 3v3 activity is cool

i play more later and i stream again

[frozen glacier]

good night

[green wharf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1248693550120439919/1459316340106989757/ezgif-395a166e2e34663d.gif

[scarlet trout]

Animal jam…

that game caused severe societal damage

Was kinda peak though

I was a club penguin enthusiast myself

[worldly oriole]

holy shit the injection is pay to win af

lol

[robust hearth]

Thts what u get for playing with tony

[worldly oriole]

i shouldve got 3

but i press feign didnt go off i guess

[solemn elm]

oh no taxfraudtony

[worldly oriole]

tryna do good next game and get elite

🙏

[rancid granite]

ur alrdy elite in my book Tony

[latent fossil]

The fuck

[worldly oriole]

holy shit

just getting bullied

in the influencer lobby

supatease the wow influencer was in my lob

[boreal veldt]

did you body him? i think we've all done it at least once

[worldly oriole]

no shot

i went 0-6 on marksman

[boreal veldt]

woof

you'll get him

[rain bronze]

Any patch notes for todays maintenance?

[boreal veldt]

oh no it's becoming a thing

[sand sundial]

wheres this from captain grim? lol

[robust hearth]

Blizzard themselves

[sand sundial]

where

a ha https://www.wowhead.com/blue-tracker/news/eu/hotfixes-may-12-2026-world-of-warcraft-blizzard-news-24276957

[worldly oriole]

https://www.bluetracker.gg/wow/topic/us-en/2296045-world-of-warcraft-midnight-hotfixes-may-12-2026/

[elfin surge]

Slayer arms Boomy Voidweaver Priest

LOL

[brazen rock]

[green wharf]

nah, that priest is shadow

you dont fool me

[solemn elm]

yea felt like rudars health bar does not move not gonna lie

that wasnt very fun

my friends do not help me go in

:(

[frozen glacier]

wheres stream flep

[elfin surge]

ya im qn triple dps

[elfin surge]

get owned

[solemn elm]

he did like 4.1m

damage

i wasnt even on the meters

[sand sundial]

blitz is filled with subhumans ngl

[worldly oriole]

marksman dream is dead

[solemn elm]

:(

[green wharf]

<Tunelling and Wining>

good name for a guild

[robust hearth]

hes from ragnaros

his opinion is invalid

[solemn elm]

delete them

[elfin surge]

stupid fuckin tanks

[frozen glacier]

you got fry by a peruvian friend of seb

[latent fossil]

I don't play in Ragnaros

[frail lake]

I swear its always huntards that act up like that

[static knoll]

how much haste is too much haste 🤔

[solemn elm]

15%-20%

[urban skiff]

Do you keep a record of games wins/losses with team MMR, enemy team MMR, and how much MMR changes from each win/loss?

I want to math the changes to ratings gains and don't have the time to play rated content for a while

[solemn elm]

wonderful

the power of lfg

i think bm hunter is good

[magic wing]

Lmfaoooo

[urban skiff]

quick math: Looks like they straight up doubled the MMR gains from a win

Which is funny because they used to use the chess ELO ratings calculator but halve the result. Looks like they removed the halving

[solemn elm]

no i just dont have any cr

so i get more cr cause i have higher mmr

[urban skiff]

I only look at MMR

[stuck mulch]

time to see what poo i get in my vault

pure poo

oh well ill get my last stuff from seat atleast

[urban skiff]

I need to try out this new math

@jovial torrent are you able to play 3s?

[jovial torrent]

@urban skiff ye can do, just glad last week is done with, got rewarded for it tho

[urban skiff]

aww yir, nice drop

Just in time for you to drop that character and reroll into the next one 😄

Wife needs to finish her round of hearthstone

[jovial torrent]

exaactly, i upgrade my wep/trinket with the ilvl stuff then dropt that char and move over to next one with crest discount

[urban skiff]

haha

[green anchor]

is it troll to have 2 trinkets that proc crit stat?

[jovial torrent]

do we have enough conquest to buy all slots now?

[undone wraith]

best 2pc slots are still head/hands?

[deep stream]

Yes

Last week i checked we were missing like 200 or someshit to have all pieces

[jovial torrent]

nice, still a bit behind on cap for war so wasnt sure if i could sendthe cheap bits safely

[green anchor]

conquest still capped

[urban skiff]

@jovial torrent we good to go when you are

[urban skiff]

I do

[deep stream]

Wtf

[urban skiff]

with conq to spare

[deep stream]

We can get all pieces they should uncap and allow us to have weird shit going

[green anchor]

want to try that crit/mastery build lol

[deep stream]

I had 375 spare cuz i got rings n had pve myth shoulder

So makes sense

[urban skiff]

I'm seriously considering just spending this week's and next week's conq on upgrading my weapons

weapon embellishments is the final big upgrade for me

along with ring swap

[deep stream]

Ye heard its good for enh the wep emblish

[urban skiff]

Yeah so the ring is 29 secondary rating gain and 147 stamina.

and also shifting 56 of my vers into haste

[urban skiff]

is this one of you guys?

holy shit these mmr gains

who do we kill

[solemn elm]

ele

tab resto

with your pop

[urban skiff]

woops

I have no clue how I'm dealing this much damage

[jovial torrent]

that druid was mad, reflected his first clone, he trinket it into fear

[urban skiff]

I feel like blizzard will fix this

[urban skiff]

I'm mad I had lost focus and couldn't kick his very in the open tranq but we still killed his shaman so

Just randomly deleting the shaman in the final seconds of doom winds with no good explanation

other than "stormstrike big dam"

[jovial torrent]

think i would have been better off slayer there, ele has knockback for demolish

[urban skiff]

you're immune to knock during demolish

Immune to stun, knock, pull

[urban skiff]

we mostly did what you said, thouights on this?

[jovial torrent]

need a stick to wack zerch with, so he goes on target called

[solemn elm]

yep

[jovial torrent]

always on rogue