pvp

[lavish quest]

Or follow my FC around and press hamstring

[elfin surge]

@green rivet show that you're live on discord

[lavish quest]

Our goat

[solemn elm]

a bit harder a lot more rmps to go around but try dh warr or whatever comp you think been good with devourer you’ll still game

oh hey he just joined

i didn’t notice i’m so cooked

[wheat jay]

i will do devourer/arms, devourer/outlaw, or devourer/havoc

[green rivet]

its not showing?

[solemn elm]

eu loves rmp so much it’ll be so tuff

[elfin surge]

nope

[wheat jay]

nope

[solemn elm]

turn on the streamer mode in the options

[wheat jay]

you do have the twitch icon, but doesnt show youre live

[manic ledge]

@green rivet welcome

[lavish quest]

Did Omni steal the MS pfp from you, or did you steal it from him then abandon it?

[solemn elm]

the world needed you here for this moment

[elfin surge]

now i can spam ping omnivore when someone has a blitz question

[solemn elm]

mud made the ms multi colored

[elfin surge]

instead of kennie

[solemn elm]

yes so true

[green rivet]

I invented mortal strike

[elfin surge]

he is the lesser mortal strike

i am the green one

[solemn elm]

i think you invented heroic strike

[wheat jay]

Mud is whatsapp mortal strike

[rancid granite]

omni needs to be introduced to skyhold's mascot @wheat jay

[solemn elm]

the one that happens after an auto attack

[lavish quest]

Omnivore has good blitz vids on yt, just direct people there

[wheat jay]

bruh

which one

[solemn elm]

not what we have now

so true

lowkey pin this for the family

[rancid granite]

🐱

[lavish quest]

@elfin surge could learn some things from omnivore

[solemn elm]

cause omni cooked so hard

[lavish quest]

He's talking about you kid

Read the sentence

[solemn elm]

https://youtu.be/gdeY3EECnX8?si=Vp2KFEkuias7jpSv

[elfin surge]

everyone spam ping omnivore with warrior blitz questions

[solemn elm]

best omni video out to date

need to pin that

[elfin surge]

@green rivet do u have a blitz warrior guide I can pin

[wheat jay]

oh so i can't?

fuck is this dh racism?

[solemn elm]

lowkey

he does

[lavish quest]

Is it maxing your luck stat?

[solemn elm]

but not for warrior

https://youtu.be/KxcfKVrhZdY?si=9BXfVkpALdVsCmZR

just in general

[wheat jay]

iirc this is already pinned

[elfin surge]

he needs to make a warrior blitz guide

[solemn elm]

it is by afro i’m just high

but we’ll put it #1 pin

[wheat jay]

its pinned twice

[solemn elm]

for the family

[wheat jay]

gotta remove one

[elfin surge]

tf

[wheat jay]

🙂

[tight rain]

Zuk zuk in middle harder than enemy team, every BG is the same

[elfin surge]

where warrior guide

[solemn elm]

i wish we had control of this entire discord cause i’d ask to make the banner the don’t play like a coward picture

[solemn elm]

it doesn’t exist bro.

[lavish quest]

Warrior blitz guide:
If there's bases, stand at the middle one all game.
If there's flags, follow your boy all game
If neither, find the team fight and stand there all game

[elfin surge]

omnivore slackin

[solemn elm]

i think one should be created though

now that it’s op

[elfin surge]

how has omnivore streamed 1000+ days in a row but cant make a warrior blitz guide

[solemn elm]

DESPICABLE

even streaming the jennacide peak stream

[wheat jay]

maybe i should watch the guide

[lavish quest]

Doesn't check existing pins... smh

[wheat jay]

but then again i only want 2100 for mogs there

then i ain't touching it again

[solemn elm]

leave him alone he pops in and says hi and then streams and then goes away

[elfin surge]

i cant keep track of all the garbage pins my minions pin

[solemn elm]

just spam that blitz

[green anchor]

you don't even need a guide for elite

[solemn elm]

you’ll get 2300 too

[wheat jay]

it was your own pin

[tight rain]

How to play bgs: zuk zuk in middle
How to win bgs: zuk zuk in middle harder

[lavish quest]

I run this place hoe

[solemn elm]

yea type shit you don’t need a guide you’re also up there too higher than the rewards you need

[wheat jay]

ye but i want 2300 in 3s

and glad

[elfin surge]

ya pin deez nuts breh

[solemn elm]

ah well you gotta play that schet mayne

[wheat jay]

blitz is for fast mog

and some side fun

[solemn elm]

i only play 3’s fr fr and like solo yuffle

blitz is weird

[wheat jay]

3s is for glad

it is soooooo weird

[green anchor]

3s is the only real bracket

left

[solemn elm]

3’s make you better player always when u play it tiniest improvement

[wheat jay]

i guess it somewhat stabilizes in cr/mmr department at super high rating

[solemn elm]

so true

so so so true

[wheat jay]

i need new glad mount

[green anchor]

blitz is the biggest slop of rated this game has ever seen

even 5v5 was better

[wheat jay]

cuz the one i have is old af and i didnt get one in DF s4

[green anchor]

jej

[solemn elm]

yea, up there where this dude methyltren is at and shit it’s actually kind of decent cause you aren’t exactly fighting drones

[wheat jay]

cuz i was ditched 🙁

[solemn elm]

you 200% got this one

just game it up

[wheat jay]

man i was 2300+cr and 2400mmr in 3s on two classes in DF

and two hoes here refused ot play with me 🙁

[solemn elm]

☹️ i woulda just lfg’d and tried to find people desperately

and let them feel bad

if u got it

[wheat jay]

i did, gave up after a while cuz it got boring

but this one i kinda want

[solemn elm]

can’t be like big tone

[wheat jay]

and i play the spec for it so its all good

[solemn elm]

can’t give up 21/50

[wheat jay]

i might have friends to paly with too

since one is already glad

[solemn elm]

good

[wheat jay]

on devourer

so i got tips and shit from him

[green anchor]

giving up on Df s1 glad mount

[wheat jay]

and other is like 20/50 or so

[solemn elm]

my first one was the crappy season 2 one

[wheat jay]

and he's probably gonna play with me

so teammate wise ill probably be good

[green anchor]

that was the slitherdrake?

[solemn elm]

i tried so hard for season 3 verdant but was really deflated definitely one of the more deflated seasons

[wheat jay]

he's playing havoc/devourer lmao

and i can also play either

[solemn elm]

yee obsidian slither drake, verdant one i wanted more lowkey lol

[green anchor]

that's a good one

[solemn elm]

cause a lot cooler and was harder to get

[wheat jay]

current glad mount kinda goated ngl

it looks SOOOOOOOOOO good

[green anchor]

lame proto drake

[solemn elm]

gonna be even better next patch, either on fire, or the green one we been sending

[green anchor]

lacks armor too

[solemn elm]

i can’t wait for the one on fire

[wheat jay]

ive seen it ingame

[green anchor]

same

[solemn elm]

it looks better in game

[wheat jay]

its not underarmored

[green anchor]

thrice

[wheat jay]

and has FUCKTON of effects

wings, neck, back, tail

[green anchor]

on kasuxoxo

[solemn elm]

cursed with a lobby with him

[green anchor]

in my blitz game lol

[wheat jay]

its one of the most efffects heavy mount in the game ngl

[green anchor]

ez win

[solemn elm]

yea i like it too just wish i didnt have to fight awc teams but this week ill just suck it up and not be bad and try to win anyways cant be discouraged

don’t matter if it’s my grandpa or cousin

it’s still winnable

[green anchor]

always thriving : 💪

[wheat jay]

dh at 2300+ now would be top 20 lmao

[solemn elm]

yea

[wheat jay]

jesus

i hope it inflates xD

[solemn elm]

it’s even worse for eu cause fucken uhhhhh that shit is hard dude

eu players are a lot more real than na

more technical too

[tight rain]

And handsome

[magic wing]

Gotta fight those multir1 glads

[solemn elm]

yes true

nah idgaf about the multi r1 glads

[wheat jay]

eu is mostly rmp

they go MAD for meta

[solemn elm]

i’m talking about straight up tournament teams

[wheat jay]

whereas na seems to go more for zug zug fun comps

[solemn elm]

that’s not very fun

[magic wing]

multi AWC champs

[solemn elm]

type shit

some laros meep and saul

just like why

and i lose and they’re 2400 mmr and we’re over here begging for a crumb of points but they’re the only mf’s playing

[lavish quest]

They need to stop with this start mmr low then increase it over the season shit. Just settle on a mmr number then stick with that

[solemn elm]

i get discouraged as shit but i just gotta get good

[lavish quest]

Just makes people not queue early on

[solemn elm]

but i legit no voice and play w random lfg healers

like i’m just guy bro

compared to them

give me a break

it’s ok though maybe today i don’t think ill lose a game

let’s see what’s up with these buffs

oo wee i like ma horse ma pony ma horse

https://giphy.com/gifs/agnes-tachyon-achyon-stim-KpZrFUfZLU1jvnu1jJ

[tight rain]

I think people play more like this, most people quit after getting what they want, not that many play for fun

[solemn elm]

yeee basically lol

[wheat jay]

People play for rewards

[tight rain]

Increasing MMR with time isn't that bad

[solemn elm]

i am probably just gonna get gladiator and stop playing and play like ffxiv

[wheat jay]

Make rewards possible to get

And everyone will at least try

[solemn elm]

it does increase but this expansion it’s just barely

[lavish quest]

Maybe. I just don't queue rn

[solemn elm]

i’m going to assume the reason why it’s been harder to get shit is cause of 2300 being elite now

and they don’t want it to be like too easy or some shit

[tight rain]

And broken Specs don't get free glad before nerfhammer

[solemn elm]

idek

that what now

oh i read it right im dumb

but some of them do some don’t it just depends on the player

[tight rain]

I'm only 2.1 and is impossible to play already, 1h q in SS

[solemn elm]

cus some people reroll instantly

are you na or eu

if you’re na and wondering why it’s lowkey like 7 am

[tight rain]

People at 2.3 I get that they can't play

[solemn elm]

not a lot of people playing

[idle falcon]

https://giphy.com/gifs/umamusume-uma-musume-oqXNHVuTCyeqmtRzmX

[tight rain]

For most people sitting around 1.7 and looking for 1.8 is probably best this way

[solemn elm]

whatcha mean

or you mean cause you’re 2100 you just sit like hour long q’s right

i know what you mean now homie

[tight rain]

I'm so lazy to level another pj so I sit 1h q while I'm doing something on the second monitor

[copper fox]

What mmo do people play that they don’t play to the rewards

[solemn elm]

move could be just level another warrior and do stuff on the second monitor still

[copper fox]

Aside from rp players

[tight rain]

But at 1.6-1.8 there is a lot of people so q is fast there

[rancid granite]

or any sport in general

[copper fox]

Exactly

[solemn elm]

you know was just abt to say ffxiv but the rewards are mounts, achievements weapons and a bunch other stuff lol

had to think about it

[solemn elm]

yea the average person is there

wheres seb bro i wanna help him

[copper fox]

It’s all for the outcome.
If you told professional fighters they can just have the $ without fighting, 90%+ of them would stop fighting immediately

[solemn elm]

and test slayer

[copper fox]

Same shit anywhere

[lavish quest]

I'm guessing blitz has a big intake from the arena players because mmr exists there

[solemn elm]

with this new buffs

[copper fox]

Correct

[solemn elm]

yea thats like #1 ill tell youthat

[wheat jay]

Gw2

[solemn elm]

nobody plays 3s earlier on in the szn since blitz came out because, they all know blitz has the mmr and everything else doesnt

[wheat jay]

Gacha slops

[solemn elm]

hell NAH, usually when im playing gw2 theres always some sort of reward

doin the achievement for the legendary neck, any legendary weapon achievement

killin world bosses for things

that game is like reward simulator

straight up

[copper fox]

This is insanely wrong lmao

wtf

Lmfao

[solemn elm]

so true bruh

i love gw2 tho frl

[copper fox]

Gw2 is literally a play me for rewards game

That’s how it’s crafted

[solemn elm]

yep

[lavish quest]

They make this mmr mistake all the time, but they do it like it's a religion

[solemn elm]

i literally sat there and was like wtf do i even do

[solemn elm]

its not a mistake its usually on purpose, its just incentive to q blitz

then later on when the season is near end or theres more rating to go around alot more people start playing

theres somewhat more rating to go around, can actually get like 2200 cr or 2300+ mmr now

so can actually start going towards glad

usually when honor gear is gone, we get full conquest and conquest uncaps

thats when rating really starts to kick in

awc is over, tuning happens, and the meta is created

[copper fox]

The thing is the reward system in wow is fine imo. They just fkd up shuffle inflation

[solemn elm]

type

[lavish quest]

The arena mmr is the mistake, not the blitz

[solemn elm]

shuffle rating was PERFECT last szn

[solemn elm]

pretty much, but its just like if you want to get what you want you just q blitz

alot easier to get too

unless you actually really like to just play arenas

dont discriminate tiny toy car

[tight rain]

I don't like blitz, only play wow for arena

[solemn elm]

yup same here

[wheat jay]

I dunno then, play where winds meet

As single player

[solemn elm]

if i played it at a decently high level id probably enjoy it

i just dont know anybody for that

[wheat jay]

Its f2p, basically do story and bosses

Done

[solemn elm]

LOL to be fair, thats single player games though so

hard to compare

[wheat jay]

Technically its mmo

But can be single xD

[solemn elm]

ah i see

k well thats just stupid

[tight rain]

In which point blitz is really competitive?

[solemn elm]

but i can see it

[solemn elm]

i think 3k +

[copper fox]

Top 1%

[lavish quest]

Even if you enjoy arena, hard to not feel bad when you are just 400 rating lower for random unseen mmr reason

[copper fox]

Of ladder games

[lavish quest]

Players compare their skill to those numbers, just natural

[solemn elm]

oh yea for sure, very fucking annoying being stuck at piss 2100 lol

[tight rain]

Is like grinding to actually play, I prefer arena

[copper fox]

For example last night I played in 10 3200-3400 games

14 of the 16 players every game

[solemn elm]

but i just know like, ok if im 2100 now im literally gladiator or like 2700 2800 in any other inflated ass eason, need to think about it like that but you can only really say that after multiple seasons of gaming

[copper fox]

Were multi r1 players

Dorito, rev, bigdam etc

[solemn elm]

yea thsoe 3200 3400 games are just actually fun

you have to escape the hell that is placements + 2400-3k

swear 2400-3k has like drones who think they are real because they achieved a rating they could never get in arena or any other bracket

and they just ego you

i would imagine those games at 3k and shit are so fun, and id probably jump out of joy if i saw jennacide on my battleground targets too

[quartz agate]

Hello so for fury is it slayer fury or thane fury now

[solemn elm]

i dont think we have the update yet or i havent logged in or checked since its quite early but will be trying this later on

i cant give you a definitive answer yet

no one can

[rancid granite]

yes is the answer

[solemn elm]

need all of us to play some call of duty zombies together

honestly yea

yes is a good answer there

[elfin surge]

which one

[copper fox]

Mud

Thoughts

[elfin surge]

who made dat

[copper fox]

It’s a Dorito list

[elfin surge]

lmao figured

[idle falcon]

heyyy im not overrated

les gooo

[solemn elm]

wtf. wow how could you ask this

which one do you actually prefer?

[copper fox]

Lmfao let’s goooo

[elfin surge]

idk why crusaders on the list p sure everyone knows hes bad

[solemn elm]

i personally love black ops 1 the most, but black ops 3 is so good too

LOL so true

probably just watched for content, which is what that list is probably for

[copper fox]

I feel bad for mes

[elfin surge]

2

[copper fox]

lol

[solemn elm]

DAMN

would mud be opposed to some origins

[elfin surge]

Mes pretty overrated

[solemn elm]

and runningi n the mud

[elfin surge]

hes really good

but petkick much better

[solemn elm]

true

[copper fox]

Ik

[solemn elm]

i think petkick better dk overall, but mes just a tournament dude

so people see tournament guy and think WOWAAH hes so good

but mes is like 2500 on ladder

im probably be wrong cause he does q with the dew

[copper fox]

Mes is also one of the worst shuffle players lol

[solemn elm]

but i dunno i agree

[copper fox]

Bro does way too much

[solemn elm]

he thinks its a damn awc game when hes just gotta crank

[elfin surge]

crank on deez

[solemn elm]

frl

whats your favorite map mud

mob of the dead ?

[copper fox]

I’ve told him in tww to just w

lol

[elfin surge]

every BO2 dlc map is goated ngl

[solemn elm]

so true

i love them all personally

not one bad one

people hate die rise but i actually am a fan

[elfin surge]

I have BO2 and every DLC on steam

[solemn elm]

they just suck at veritcality lol

[elfin surge]

was on sale for like $10 for everything

[solemn elm]

unfortunately, dont play that shit cause they are very easily compromised you gotta do plutonium you can get your pc hacked quite easily

safe launcher version and its just the same thing but its own servers

since those old cods are very unsafe to play

i have it too

big mud stream where he completes the mob of the dead easter egg

and does the pvp on the bridge

i wish people would watch you if you threw up a random ass cod zombies stream for fun

damn twitch

[deep stream]

Cod

We slayering soon or still colocucking?

[copper fox]

Let’s reserve all spec questions until after the update goes live

[solemn elm]

ive been slayerin a lil bit here n there, ill give you a little rio clip to make you determine what you think ,but this was before today, i personally thought this shit was lowkey crazy but slept on

if not some random ass stealth buff

[magic wing]

ColoChadding ?

[copper fox]

Stop

[solemn elm]

i personally tried it a bunch of games with my homie zyam on thunder, just absolutely destroyed

[copper fox]

It was the weapon ilvl lol

[solemn elm]

i dont think it was very fair

[solemn elm]

i know im just trippin lol

im overthinkin it

i just dont even know what it is dude

its just cranking

i got this funky clip of me with a 3 stacker vs some chinese dk and everything lined up

[green anchor]

seifcham

[solemn elm]

nooo we love him

[solemn elm]

id put xaryu, pikaboo, and absterge 123 all over rated annoying people who say one take about the game and now your dad and grandpa and cousin all agree with it

all over rated as fuck

but they hardly play i guess

[copper fox]

I don’t think anyone praises xar as a pvper anymore

Literally no one

[solemn elm]

LOL

some people do

still

im gonna fix my ui so people can actually watch my stream

taywarr has like the perfect ui i could copy

but yea slayer bladestorm i think

before, these buffs

[wheat jay]

Gotta lock in guys we need three more levels today lock in

[solemn elm]

LOL

lock in

IM DEAD! to a level 50 mob in eastern peelands

dead for content? yea

o wee i like ma horse

ma pony ma horse

[wheat jay]

Xaryu when he died leveling on 69th alt in classic hardcore

[solemn elm]

yep

that shit just aint real

[copper fox]

He’s just fake but I guess it’s his job to be fake

[solemn elm]

yea true asf

[copper fox]

No shot I could maintain that personality

[solemn elm]

really miss him just nerding out about some 1v2 vs jamilli

hey if it pays the bills, you probably would lol

[elfin surge]

no way meth hates the xar

[copper fox]

No

I didn’t say that lol

[elfin surge]

you just did

"i hate xaryu

"

[solemn elm]

LOL

[copper fox]

Fk

[solemn elm]

mud dumb question but what the hell are you doing up at stark 7 am my time what time is it for you

[copper fox]

It’s 8am real time

[solemn elm]

getting ready for the biggest stream ever?

my fault yea 8, i didnt see it was about to be

im est

[copper fox]

Same that’s the real time zone

Everything else was created as a result of our time

[solemn elm]

yep

[rancid granite]

💯

[solemn elm]

mud has to be preparing for the biggest stream about to answer every question and respond every time

[copper fox]

That being said I need to abandon my family and move to Australia so I can become a professional blitz player

[solemn elm]

yes like your average blitz player

[copper fox]

They’re all Australian at prime time

And it’s like mid day

For them

[solemn elm]

do you know how to get rid of these dumb ass bars bro,i dont really give a shit that i got tactician procs, or a rampage is ready cause i just know you feel me

i absolutely despise that shit

its more clutter for my poor viewers

i need to fix my ui completely

[elfin surge]

i wake up at 5am every day for work lil bro

[solemn elm]

oh i see understandable

[copper fox]

I don’t I live with them as well

[solemn elm]

:(

god damnit

theres gotta be somethin

[copper fox]

Flep goes to bed at 5am

[solemn elm]

shit if i find it ill send it to you

[copper fox]

He’s grinding while you’re asleep

[solemn elm]

lol yea usually if not just doin somethin else

[elfin surge]

the unemployed struggle

[wheat jay]

Yall wack, using am pm

[solemn elm]

unfortunately, i just work nightshift so i just stay up very late

[wheat jay]

Use military time like normal humans

[copper fox]

@elfin surge flep turns 24 hours into 6 segments of 4 hours. Flep has 6 days in 1 day. Stack that up against Muds 1 day? Flep is unstoppable

[solemn elm]

after i come home from work i just wanna game and stuff

LMAO

[elfin surge]

https://tenor.com/view/bookio-gif-13932157847762104386

[solemn elm]

my birthday month is in june im about to be reminded i really am unc

this mud stream today is gonna explode i just know it

[copper fox]

Time to get 8 hours or you die of cardiovascular disease by 40

[solemn elm]

yea i need to actually sleep like a normal person i do get my normal sleep hours but i end up just ruining my day

[copper fox]

I don’t sleep because I decided to be a blitz gamer

Actually might be my last ssn doing it lol

Pushing title^

[worldly oriole]

does KFC serve breakfast at 5am?

[lavish quest]

OG Blops zombies
And Xar is a mage. Of course he's hated

[solemn elm]

i think they open at around 7

[solemn elm]

i sent that one for you the other day

obviously nothing crazy piss round 20 on kino but you know, i love it anyways

[worldly oriole]

Mud takes 2 hours to straighten his hair getting ready for kfc

[solemn elm]

sometimes man you just wanna throw up some kino and chill

shoot some zombies

[lavish quest]

I haven't played it forever

[copper fox]

Imagine having hair when you can simply just not?

[solemn elm]

thats what its about

[copper fox]

Speaking of bald

[lavish quest]

Buying on steam is a scam

[copper fox]

Did Afro burn out again

[solemn elm]

never buy on steam

[copper fox]

@fierce elm

[solemn elm]

get plutonium

[lavish quest]

Still like $100 for everything

[lavish quest]

Never heard of

[copper fox]

Just use the Tony method

[solemn elm]

only one thats worth buying is black ops 3 cause its actually peak of course, and you can get custom maps

[copper fox]

Steal your moms $

[solemn elm]

true asf

[lavish quest]

I think he said he was gonna be gone for a few days gorkin it

[solemn elm]

basically, safer version of the games and in a launcher and its own dedicated servers etc mw3, to waw

and also free lol

[elfin surge]

📈
📈

[solemn elm]

both up hard

[copper fox]

[lavish quest]

[solemn elm]

we love it

[copper fox]

I’m going 0-2300 on arms

TODAY

slayer only

[solemn elm]

you can say this but, here is your proof

[lavish quest]

I'm already past 2300 on arms

[solemn elm]

ON ONE BUTTON GOAT

has to be

yea in blitz? smh

[copper fox]

He’s making a come back

[lavish quest]

Free? No virus? Huh?

[elfin surge]

ANY SLAYER GAMERS TODAY?

[solemn elm]

ive been gaming on the slayer

looks very good

i think sp gonna be op too

[wheat jay]

Ye any slayers wanna play?

I offer broken dh

I expect wins

[copper fox]

He’s coming

[solemn elm]

i use like straight up 120 fov but remember this menu ?

[elfin surge]

we back

[lavish quest]

Someone lemme know if slayer is op. Cuz my assumption is Colo will still be the play

[solemn elm]

all i gotta say

[copper fox]

We are so back

[solemn elm]

i got you leland

no issue

we got you

[lavish quest]

I do. Remember the arcade zombies from there?

[elfin surge]

might be situational swap now

[solemn elm]

of course man

[lavish quest]

Shame blops 1 was before mud was born

[solemn elm]

yea basically what i was sayin, if youre fighting casters can just game on slayer

if youre gaming vs melee cleaves

gottaaa be colossus

but mud said it better and harder and faster and stronger

[lavish quest]

That's what the ladies say about me...

[solemn elm]

oh my bad, forgot to tell you

all dlc for the free

sometimes i throw up der reise man to feel smth

you know when im in q in shuffle i literally throw up black ops zombies

for my sub way surfers viewers

[elfin surge]

i thought u were gay?

[solemn elm]

its in a mini window and people can watch me

for the family

what the hell, this got like almost 100 viewers

[lavish quest]

Unfortunately not. Life would be too easy if I were

[solemn elm]

stop lying

why

hmm this is a dumb question but dream breath isnt kickable anymore right

or like, you just need to be so insane you kick it 0.0.1

last expac i was able to kick dream breath so hard

probably why i had so many people was cause i was actually answering questions instead of being a baby

[worldly oriole]

time to que shuffle on pres

[solemn elm]

good luck to every one

[lavish quest]

Thanks, I'm gonna need it to last the 10 more hours of work

[copper fox]

I’m making the arms warr slayer and never swapping

[copper fox]

What

[solemn elm]

could b the move

[worldly oriole]

xD im 5-7 on shuffles

two games in

in blues

on pres

[elfin herald]

played two game as slayer yesterday, but couldnt get use to be squishy as hell

[elfin herald]

your UI is kinda big no?

[solemn elm]

dont worry i just said that xD

[rustic wind]

it’s interesting that people tunnel warriors so much, defensive stance + muscle and scars + infused heliotrope is so much baseline damage reduction

[solemn elm]

but yea my buttons are hug cause i have 0 iq

[elfin herald]

xd im watching your vod

[solemn elm]

doesnt even matter, cause you die anyways

probably the #1 thing that kills us the hardest has to be bm hunter unholy dk

cause they arent doing like burst one in go they just do it the entire game

if not dev evoker bm hunter

[worldly oriole]

yeah cupid shit on me with rdruid on my team

[solemn elm]

its awful

[elfin herald]

i was withoud my gforce yesterday

but i reflect 500k damage from chaos bolt

and still gor exploded

[solemn elm]

thats what money do

great work

[elfin herald]

by a bm hunter

[solemn elm]

yup

they send their jurrassic park on you and you die

[elfin herald]

i dont think 3% nerf its enough

[solemn elm]

might b enough idk

that shit is ridiculous

and that vod is from a month ago unfortunately, so fury was better at the time

i have a few other dumb ones with arms

[lavish quest]

Warrior needs a 20% DR added baseline

[solemn elm]

would be sick

[rustic wind]

we have 520k HP pools with a lot of baseline damage reduction. meanwhile mages sit around 430k and well aligned Mortal Strike post Demolish crits them for over 180k

[wheat jay]

ohhhh

last loss didnt lower my mmr at all

still 2500 xD

[green wharf]

mages have the power of the cringe to shield them

[lavish quest]

Warriors have to stand in all of the dmg to deal dmg tho. Mages 40 yds away kiting

[copper fox]

BM doesn’t need a nerf at all

[solemn elm]

yea

[copper fox]

Are we forgetting their shields that are basically another entire health bar

Or their avoidance via mobility / root / cc

[solemn elm]

blink ray, blink cast sheep

never even had an issue with shimmer before until now

i hate both

because both are obnoxiously beneficial

blink stun abit less vs us

[wheat jay]

holy fuck these ppl in blitz...

[copper fox]

Yea I was just making sure we weren’t talking about warrior health pools that get globaled by a single spell from mages

[solemn elm]

mage will take 0 damage from a 10 stacker c smash before anything happens

just a fact

[green wharf]

fr wow is one of the worst rpgs related to that

[solemn elm]

either piss blink it, piss tank it or some nonsense

but atleast when you actually can get a clean one they are just outright dead

so cant really blame them

[green wharf]

concept of glas canon is alien, we ahve mithrill canon

[solemn elm]

LMAO we been mithril cannon

did those dumb ahh changes happen yet

im on the game but contemplating life, isnt it around 11

that reset happens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tfQsCdBelc&list=RDYnsOJstQ-t8&index=3

gotta be like

300% uptime with this one

https://giphy.com/gifs/umamusume-uma-musume-kes5O8WxYnUSBzXEqF

make sure on gayflokk you unlock this @copper fox

gayflokk can get big pieces from bonus rolls

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HG24HhFagAAEkrW.webp

pve mfers looking at me having my voidcore 4/6

[copper fox]

Gayflokk unlocked bonus rolls

[solemn elm]

good good

gayflokk needs a myth puzzle box + gaze

[copper fox]

Yo you got a pres?

[solemn elm]

and its over

i wish bro and its so early, i doubt i can find someone other than LFG

[copper fox]

Not rn

Later

Tn

[solemn elm]

even later, i doubt we'd find one but id still be willing to try

for fun

i want to do some agnes tachyon experimenting anyways

test the waters

i think fury bm kfc lowkey

mm mm juicy

[copper fox]

Dude

[solemn elm]

but, slayer bm too kinda op

[copper fox]

I was thinking

The same

You geared? I got a fully geared BM with 0 cr

Rdy to go

Cowsitbase

3400 mmr in blitz. He’s a freak of nature

[solemn elm]

yea of course, all 3 are geared legit just missing like 2 items and we get from playing

[green wharf]

[copper fox]

Ite we can do that too then

[solemn elm]

nice :)

[lavish quest]

The Meth and Flep duo

[copper fox]

Yea literally just a duo because we don’t have healers

[lavish quest]

Kinda tragic

@elfin surge we need you to heal

[elfin surge]

retired healer

[copper fox]

Same

[lavish quest]

Never healer

[copper fox]

In order to know how to kill one you must become one

[lavish quest]

I just instead know I can't kill one

They press 1 button and they full hp

At any time

[copper fox]

It’s true

[lavish quest]

I can spin mid so they can't cap it, that's what I can do

[lavish quest]

In that case, can you spare some of your egirl healers?

[solemn elm]

so true

[elfin surge]

nah

[solemn elm]

on my soul mud gets more e girls than us all

and gate keeps them

ah man

[lavish quest]

When people use the term "short king" they're talking about mud

5'2 and getting all the egirls

[solemn elm]

wanna help me cap all 3 slots this week, i hate everything recently but i want to fill that up

[elfin surge]

is 5'10 short

[solemn elm]

i only did fucking one cause i get bored

no actually

[lavish quest]

Yes

[solemn elm]

and don’t let some mf who’s like 6’1 tell u otherwise

stfu be realistic leland

[lavish quest]

Ur talking about M+ vault?

[elfin surge]

5'10 is basically 5'11 and at that point just say 6'0

so im 6'0

[solemn elm]

yes honey

[lavish quest]

I'm 6'4

[solemn elm]

hey you know what they say about tall guys tho

[lavish quest]

They big

[lavish quest]

I can help you and @copper fox if you both around at decent times

[elfin surge]

Gotta sacrifice length for height i feel bad for your wife @lavish quest

[solemn elm]

you can just ask i’ll probably come with and funnel tren

cause i’m plate too

[lavish quest]

I don't have a wife

[solemn elm]

i don’t need much other than some hero pants and such

[lavish quest]

[elfin surge]

Explains a lot

get out there bro

[lavish quest]

But I haven't had any complaints about my length

[lavish quest]

No

[lavish quest]

kekw

[solemn elm]

i am quite disheartened that one person left you but i was very happy for you at the time aswell mister mud

[copper fox]

My wife said she prefers them small

[elfin surge]

LOL

is that what she tells you

[copper fox]

Yea I don’t see the issue

[elfin surge]

good on her

[solemn elm]

#muddeservesbetter

say it with me

[lavish quest]

I had a 37 yr old chick tell me she doesn't meet her type very often a couple weeks ago. So when I asked your type? She asked if I was on a spectrum

[wheat jay]

oh shit my mmr dropping hard now 🙁

[lavish quest]

LMFAO

[wheat jay]

2350

5 losses in a row 😗

[elfin surge]

I had a 37 yr old chick tell me she doesn't meet her type very often a couple weeks ago. So when I asked your type? She asked if I was on a spectrum

[lavish quest]

I had that happen a couple times

You'll go back up

[copper fox]

wtf lol

[lavish quest]

Tru story

Good times

Was like 3 Fridays ago or so

I guess that's what I get for going outside and hanging with friends

[solemn elm]

LMAOOOO

[copper fox]

So her type is a nearly unemployable human being with random emotional outbursts

[elfin surge]

Least bro is out there

[solemn elm]

ok so don’t go outside again leland

[elfin surge]

did u slay @lavish quest

[fierce elm]

Noo

Im working

[lavish quest]

How is that even remotely close to me?

[solemn elm]

leland attracts all the baddies

[copper fox]

The duality of man or whatever

[lavish quest]

Good idea

[fierce elm]

Started my job in the steel plant yday brother

[copper fox]

@fierce elm oh shit nice

[solemn elm]

LMAOO

W afro

destroying real life

[fierce elm]

Im out here SLAVING

[solemn elm]

then a 19+ after

[copper fox]

Bros a slave

[solemn elm]

does it all

[fierce elm]

Actually we have done like 2 hours of work today and then 7 hours of sitting around

[solemn elm]

brother is slaver spec

[lavish quest]

Nah, I ain't no hag maxxer
And I'm not the type for hook ups or such

[copper fox]

HAGMAXXER

[solemn elm]

no hook ups ?? we’re still young leland

i’m dying

[fierce elm]

Getting paid MAD skadoosh to be a slave

[solemn elm]

hagmaxxer

[lavish quest]

+16

[elfin surge]

respect

[lavish quest]

Doesn't interest me

[copper fox]

It’s not a hook up

[wheat jay]

ohhh nice enemy has evoker

i lose

xD

[fierce elm]

Leland hooks up daily

[wheat jay]

dogshit game mode lmao

[lavish quest]

With WHAT?

[copper fox]

How would you know if it’s a hook up or not

[lavish quest]

MUD?

[copper fox]

If you don’t hagmax

[wheat jay]

do i still lose mmr or rating if someone left?

[fierce elm]

@elfin surge go change the fryer oil this chicken is DOGSHIT

[copper fox]

And see the outcome

[green wharf]

if you lose ye

[copper fox]

I’m out here hagmaxxing

[wheat jay]

rly?

thats wack

[fierce elm]

Out here cortisol spiking due to hagmaxxing

[lavish quest]

I don't got the social skills for that. Why do you think she instantly flipped to asking if I was on a spectrum

[green wharf]

multiple games i lost with -2 or -1

[lavish quest]

kekw

[green wharf]

still lost rating

[elfin surge]

ass is ass

[copper fox]

My wife is 2 years older than me

So

Hagmaxxing

Fr

[lavish quest]

But nah, I was hanging with a couple of friends. We were having a bomb ass meal in a park (one of the friends is a chef.) And there were 3 others, friends of his, 2 of I met before. The other was a friend of one of there's, hadn't met before. So a friend of a friend of a friend situation

[solemn elm]

mmmm

[lavish quest]

We went to an ice cream place after good times.

[lavish quest]

Tru

[copper fox]

Friend of friend situations can be weird if it feels forced sometimes

[lavish quest]

I mean it was fine. Wasn't like a double date or nothin lol

[elfin herald]

it always weird if doesnt have drugs or alcohol

[copper fox]

@elfin surge tfw you know santi is about to be farmed and it happened multiple times

[solemn elm]

😭😭😭😭

we need santi to wake up on arms frl

[lavish quest]

I had another match with your weedtyler guy a couple of days ago

[solemn elm]

he’s very good

[copper fox]

MY

[solemn elm]

and memey

[copper fox]

my guy

[lavish quest]

Your guy

[solemn elm]

i think weed tyler one of best rogues in blitz

[lavish quest]

That time I pulled up his stream and he was chillin with mag and some other guy in discord

[solemn elm]

very funny too

without being fake

[copper fox]

Yea he’s legit

[lavish quest]

Bro was slammin beer at the time of this second time

So more mello'd out

[copper fox]

Yea he’s either drunk or high

Most of the time

[elfin surge]

LOL

is that how people play blitz

explains a lot

[green anchor]

yeah

[copper fox]

Yes

[green anchor]

cause they Q for 12 hours a day

[lavish quest]

It was good to see the offense some. Since I was just following our FC around like a lil good boy

[copper fox]

Ask Yermal

He doesn’t q blitz sober

[elfin herald]

i think if that was the case it would be better

[elfin surge]

I can play wow drunk but i cant high

idk how people do it

[lavish quest]

Never been high

[elfin herald]

some blitz player are on a complete mental breakdown

[lavish quest]

Drunk... eh sure why not

[copper fox]

Most are

[lavish quest]

Only drink socially tho so hardly ever

[copper fox]

Because you have to play the game at 4am

[elfin surge]

I only drink to stop the shaking

[lavish quest]

What shaking?

[green wharf]

me

[elfin surge]

im an alcoholic

[green wharf]

so i can wake up as 7am

[copper fox]

Smart I never thought of that

I should start

[fickle forge]

Mud's a redbullcoholic

[elfin surge]

If you drink in the morning it cures the hangover just never stop

simple

[copper fox]

That’s the Russian method

[lavish quest]

Isn't he on monster, not redbull?

[fickle forge]

He's a unique breed of Kyle

[solemn elm]

yep

[elfin surge]

I've been drinking original monsters recently

[solemn elm]

which one green or blue

[elfin surge]

green

OG

[solemn elm]

valid

[green wharf]

tastes like sugar

[solemn elm]

i like the blue flavor a lot more

no idea why

[elfin surge]

https://tenor.com/view/energy-kyle-monster-drink-soda-gif-14275608

[solemn elm]

personally the best flavor i’ve ever tried was fruit punch but white is so good

[copper fox]

Well

You can’t compare sugar to non sugar

[solemn elm]

yeah

[wheat jay]

another capture the flag

they have evoker

i dont

[solemn elm]

i’d feel a whole damn surge throughout my body like it’s prework out bro

[wheat jay]

so, automatic loss again?

[solemn elm]

with that

and no you gotta believe

[copper fox]

I personally think when mud dips his camel cigarette into his monster

[wheat jay]

wait, is it impossible to drop below 2400 mmr in blitz?

[solemn elm]

LOOL

[wheat jay]

2 losses same mmr?

[copper fox]

He ascends

[wheat jay]

wait i gained mmr after loss????

i had 2350

wtf is happening

[copper fox]

lol

No one knows ma

Man

We just press q

And do dmg

[wheat jay]

????????

[lavish quest]

That's the lobby mmr

[solemn elm]

blitz early on 😃 but we just press q and do big dam

[lavish quest]

Check your personal mmr

[wheat jay]

how lmao

[copper fox]

Addons

[solemn elm]

wish i knew bruh

[lavish quest]

Game just puts you in games around your mmr

[solemn elm]

yep

[wheat jay]

isnt reflex dead?

[modest marten]

blitz is hilarious

[copper fox]

Mmr tracker

[wheat jay]

or is there new one?

oh nice

[modest marten]

i won 6 games in a row and it put me at 2900

just 6 games

[solemn elm]

can use mmr tracker, and then also fixed battleground enemies

[copper fox]

Yea placement games are hilarious like that

[modest marten]

i’m enjoying pvp right now

[solemn elm]

W heretic

[copper fox]

Good

[modest marten]

playing around 1850 in solos feels good because idgaf about losing

[solemn elm]

you’ll enjoy it more after this reset too

[green anchor]

I mean it's doable but people in pisslow cr don't know how

[modest marten]

this rating is a limbo

[green anchor]

but pres is def still broken in fc maps

[copper fox]

It’s more broke

Broken

Than tww

[green anchor]

lose 1 game and it's -500 MMR

[solemn elm]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-flop-flopping-cute-gif-3878230546928076249

pet me

[copper fox]

Woah

[solemn elm]

cat flop

[copper fox]

Calm down there

[solemn elm]

need help game gonna make us too op

[copper fox]

I need a crate group ASAP

[modest marten]

pres vokers can eat a lot but i just lock on to them all game like

they cross mid

that’s the efc

[solemn elm]

instead of outlaw every game we get something better and our job as per usual is to dif them

nothing more nothing less

[wheat jay]

ye, automatic loss cuz of evoker XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[solemn elm]

almost certain ret war pres gonna be op and a nice boring 7 minute match but that’s okay

still great

better than fighting any slop

[wheat jay]

ret warr boring af

[solemn elm]

☹️idek

i’d only offer just try to fc LOL

[lavish quest]

Flep getting kin ky

[modest marten]

it’s just half the world is going voidweaver and nobody is getting healed

[green anchor]

Artji experiencing what I've been enduring for 2 seasons now

[modest marten]

they all wanna fps

[green anchor]

love to see it

[copper fox]

Inv

[elfin herald]

slayers stream when?

[solemn elm]

i’m always zesty

[green anchor]

you get in a game, look at both comps and can just tell how it's gonna end

[bright kraken]

@green wharf arent you asian

[green anchor]

chat activity is also telling

[bright kraken]

can you translate this

[solemn elm]

mud willl be throwing that up later today, i might mayhaps too

[lavish quest]

I think you just need to win

[elfin herald]

fury might be too op, no?

[modest marten]

for real

[solemn elm]

mayhaps

[modest marten]

i legit think fury is strong as hell right now

[lavish quest]

How many layers of wrong

[modest marten]

i can’t believe we are getting buffed

[solemn elm]

type thought we were fine but i guess we just get buffed

cause we’re special

[green wharf]

yeah you should report that

[lavish quest]

Uhhh

No?

[green wharf]

and open a ticket and show the prits for extr measurement

[green wharf]

too much of a unhinged post

[copper fox]

@bright kraken

[solemn elm]

ok he just said he’d throw a woman into a river

report him

[lavish quest]

Hold up, hear him out

[copper fox]

LMFAO

[lavish quest]

I kid, I KID

[sharp meteor]

least mad shuffler

[elfin herald]

dk, spanish, just missed -Ragnaros to get the 10/10

[solemn elm]

the 3rd to last= i would also laugh when i get your wife and throw her into a river

[copper fox]

I’m dying rn

Holy

[solemn elm]

oh wow what the hell did you do

[sharp meteor]

the name and then realm blocked out really is the chefs kiss here

🕵️

[modest marten]

playing fury warrior

100k dps no brain 6 - 0

[solemn elm]

great work

they don’t like you

[copper fox]

LMFAO WAIT

[bright kraken]

damn

[copper fox]

That’s hilarious

[sharp meteor]

wow who would've thunk it a 2k disc priest

fork in kitchen etc

[solemn elm]

LMFAO

fork in the kitchen moment

[lavish quest]

https://tenor.com/view/doolwind-the-office-jet-attack-move-attack-move-jet-attack-gif-8593685078102904069

[solemn elm]

always the most genuine drones who spam whisper etc

[green anchor]

ofc it's a rogue

[sharp meteor]

when somebody spazzin out u just link the checkpvp or seramate and go uh this u then ignore them

u dont even need to elaborate they will make of their history what they do and its never good

[green anchor]

it's always rogue players

[sharp meteor]

like dang thats a lot of blue boogers on your report card big dawg

[modest marten]

people who get mad at their team in wow must have a rough time

they’re the only good player left

[green wharf]

everyone get a litle mad at your team

[modest marten]

in a world full of noobs who kept climbing

i don’t

[green wharf]

you just dont descend into full monkey

[sharp meteor]

i mean nobody likes havin their time wasted

[modest marten]

i’m very calm and composed

[sharp meteor]

if my mage die with block twice im being like dang thought we'd have that keybound after 15 years

[modest marten]

yeah

for sure

you’d be like yo

[sharp meteor]

there is an acceptable margin of error

[modest marten]

block

[sharp meteor]

if my priest trinkets sap in general esp if noth happening its like aight what'd i do to you

to make you do this to me

[modest marten]

like first sap?

[sharp meteor]

idk see the most random stuff in these games

[modest marten]

that’s just griefing