pvp

[urban skiff]

meanwhile enhancement gets their only offensive cd removed from GCD

Wheee

[copper fox]

@bright kraken spotted in Gilneas?

[sharp meteor]

[bright kraken]

HELP IM BEING DOXED

[copper fox]

[urban skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/repressed-oppressed-oppression-peasant-police-gif-22437101

this energy

[green wharf]

i think thats just for Avatar and CS

i think avatar is also now in the AM

[toxic widget]

Anyone know how I just got hit by void shift while training on pvp dummies in Dorn?

I was doing death wish at 5 stacks and a priest hit me with void shift for 17m. I wasnt expecting that considering while we're in warmode, I think we're on the same faction too?

[green wharf]

some weird interaction that i dont know

[toxic widget]

[urban skiff]

Was there a level difference between you two?

[toxic widget]

No they were 80

[urban skiff]

Is voidshift not just the health swap though?

[urban skiff]

This stuff makes it sound like it's going to feel pretty bad

[sharp meteor]

hope they rework or delete colo

[green wharf]

good thing nobody gives a shit about ravager but the pve twats

Thankfully they did not listen tot hen and put avatar back

[green wharf]

if its better than in TWW who cares

[urban skiff]

Is it better though?

[green wharf]

it says there it improved

[vapid tartan]

ravager is nice in blitz

can sometimes play it in shuff vs cleave its pretty fun

[sharp meteor]

ya its utility is somewhat niche

wish it ticked

faster

and didn't turn off (??) if you get cloned

[green wharf]

then you are griefing

[vapid tartan]

how is it grief

[green wharf]

at beast i can see using ravage in a flag

but that pushing

[vapid tartan]

pressing bladestorm as thane in a teamfight is dps loss

[urban skiff]

I always said colo needs to be an empowered cast with entirely different effects depending on which tier you end the cast on; or it needs to be like eyebeam where you can do a little movement and it slams a long line and not just immediately in front of us

think sundering

or shockwave

[sharp meteor]

how so

cos its an option if people gonna sit in it

as he says thane bladestorm is minor dmg

[vapid tartan]

any scenario youd need bladestorm 99% youre slayer anyway

[green wharf]

bladestorm let you be immune to CC, root, slow, so even if damage is little is better than no damage

[green wharf]

Demolish being empowred like evoker BS but also letting you move slower would be goated

[sharp meteor]

ravvy you throw down

and just do dam

dont have to stop doing dmg to spin

slayer is runnin people down with storms

[green wharf]

people in arena will jsut walk off

[urban skiff]

I don't know why they insist on ravager being a thing

[sharp meteor]

if they can you wouldnt play it

[green wharf]

and the damage is ass

[sharp meteor]

you're playing it into stuff that sits in it

[urban skiff]

It's one of the things that squarely proves warrior is a magic class

i'd rather it was attached to the warrior as a massive whirlwind like we see with barbarian ult in D4

[toxic widget]

So like that big frost dk aoe?

[urban skiff]

nah

Barbarian has a button they press where it's like 3 attacks that ends with a massive swirl of weapons on chains and a groundslam like a god of war

[vapid tartan]

in shuff it feels like the only way to win vs tsg or other dk cleaves sometimes

ngl

but i think if ppl arent dring everything then prob have to play bladestorm

[solemn elm]

solo shuffle is fun i think

feels so hard to climb im trying to climb like mt everest

[toxic widget]

Isnt after the first 20 matches you are put into your mmr properly?

[solemn elm]

thats not the problem i was 2870 cr but ive just been losing from then was like 1 lobby away from cut off b4 it went up and since then ive just been losing like crazy

its been awful

i turned my computer off yesterday after that 0-6

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G-G3VwQa0AAMi0l.gif

i just came home from work earlier and come home to just get that 2-4 again :(

[fierce elm]

usually 8-10 games

[robust hearth]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/148898720803586048/1153694496261947442/caption-1.gif

[vital quarry]

You’ll get it! If you been that close it’s just matter of good lobbies.

[toxic widget]

https://tenor.com/view/doggy-milkdog-tilt-forward-asleep-gif-12034751368745646111

[bright kraken]

loses game

'its a wintrade!'

'just full premade'

'trolling'

do people just not realise peolpe play bad sometimes

and make mistakes

[urban skiff]

haters will say it's a skill issue

i say it's an issue of not playing the superior SMF THANE build

SMF THANE

[lavish quest]

Yes, but they can save those for when they're on the enemy team.
Otherwise they are throwing and getting reported.

[lavish quest]

So now we're making a list lol

[urban skiff]

SMF THANE

list of what?

[bright kraken]

i thought they were toxic at first but they turned around at least (i think)

it really is just the midrange that's toxic lmao

dunning krueger effect type shit

[urban skiff]

It's because they make their rating their identity, once that happens any threat to their rating becomes a threat to their person

which triggers a response that is not appropriate for a hobby video game

[grand scaffold]

anybody have a thane build

that actually does dmg

[urban skiff]

ye bro i gotchu

[grand scaffold]

😂

[vapid tartan]

disarm into fear/bolt the second they pop doomwinds

or the other way around

[grand scaffold]

fury might be my least favorite spec to play in shuffle

oh my goodness

[vapid tartan]

i think arms is worse

fury close tho

chasing perma freedom hunters is rlly exciting

[grand scaffold]

dude the freedom hunters and mage make me so sad

idk i find arms is maybe a bit better than fury but it might just be preference lmfao

[vapid tartan]

I swear it should dr

like theres no way they should be allowed to

hunter freedom

ret freedom

disengage

root

hunter freedom

xd

[grand scaffold]

its really bad

then we are stuck being slowed by assa rogue the whole game

almost 70%

[wheat jay]

dont worry

most is getting nerfed in midnight

[grand scaffold]

really?

[vapid tartan]

why does ret pal stioll have consc ground

too

[grand scaffold]

i mean the legit the only season ive played since df s1 that ive had a hard time getting into shuffle r1

[grand scaffold]

THATS THE WORST ONE

50% slow

[vapid tartan]

its not enough im chsaing cycling freedoms

[grand scaffold]

unslowable teammates

[vapid tartan]

the 5/30 secs i can actually apply a slow

its just gone

[grand scaffold]

its dumb

then you have mages with 55 blinks

alter time

displacement

[vapid tartan]

i mean they need it to tie their kit of sanc sac bop bubble lay spell bop

what would they do without it

[grand scaffold]

whatever the cd reset thing is

[vapid tartan]

just use freedom>?

[grand scaffold]

i think what it should just be a shorter duration

and slows should be able to be applied as a debuff during the freedom

it just doesnt take effect

[vapid tartan]

id be happy if they could stop buggin spears atp

[grand scaffold]

thats another horrible one

disengage gets you out

if you spear after a cyclone the debuff gets applied but it doesnt work

[vapid tartan]

priest and lock are the only ones that feel fair

every other class just randomly hops out

[grand scaffold]

its dumb

[fallen estuary]

What you dont like the classes with defensives on par with paladin?

Warrior nerf inc

[grand scaffold]

evoker mage hpal

worst shuffle matchup

[fallen estuary]

This message i was replying to thanks discord lag

[grand scaffold]

😂

this expansion i think was the first one i genuinely disliked in terms of pvp

dks can kite ffs

[fallen estuary]

Dont forget le phantom paine bug lol

[grand scaffold]

whats that

[vapid tartan]

honestly you might be right ab arms feeling better

[grand scaffold]

as fury i just get shut out of the game

[vapid tartan]

parrying the opener after u disarm and cc trueshot and ur healer inevitably doesnt press anything doesnt feel as bad as fury walling opener

[grand scaffold]

i havent had a hard time getting r1 range before this season

[vapid tartan]

and just afking dstance

[grand scaffold]

well aside from s1 df when i was learning

😂

[fallen estuary]

The bug when the new revamped anni came out and hunters exploited a 1 shot ez win to 2900

In s1

[grand scaffold]

oh

[lavish quest]

What you are. We've got dad and smf thane so far

[grand scaffold]

i think what blizz needs to do is bring back annihilator fury

it was so fun

[fallen estuary]

So any hunter claiming theyre 2900 xp is fucking lying and should be blacklisted from all pvp

[urban skiff]

I am also Death, Made Meat And Bone
@worldly oriole

[grand scaffold]

look at this

what type of shuffle

[urban skiff]

looks like a fun lobby

[grand scaffold]

0_0

[urban skiff]

for the dk

[wheat jay]

hunter loses 2 cc abilities

scatter and tar trap root

and knockback trap

so 3 kinda

[urban skiff]

they also lose a cc break, right?

or am i thinking of something else+

[lavish quest]

I enjoy being a rabid chihuahua nibbling at people's heels

[grand scaffold]

i just cant hit anything

as arms i can somehow

really dont understand why

[urban skiff]

Fury has shorter range

Because the other spec has ARMS

[grand scaffold]

😂

[wet pike]

Not the knockback trap!
Now how will I midfight on Eye of the Storm?

Spin the flag???

[wheat jay]

lmao

yes

[wet pike]

But on a serious note I will miss it

[wheat jay]

same

oh wait i won't

fuck this game

i have been gladblocked too many times

https://tenor.com/view/abort-mission-self-eject-bye-gif-12172315

im ejecting

[grand scaffold]

gladblocked?

[wheat jay]

i wanted to get glad

homies didnt play with me

they ain't real ones

[grand scaffold]

😂

sorry bro

its happened to me too

[toxic widget]

Playing melee is pretty much crawling up whatever you are fightings ass

[grand scaffold]

guys

idk what to say

i went 6-0

[toxic widget]

Are you using death wish

[wet pike]

Congratulations

[grand scaffold]

this not helping my case

😂

[grand scaffold]

even better i quit fury and played arms

[toxic widget]

🙁

[grand scaffold]

honestly as fury i just cant hit anything

[toxic widget]

After the update to arms I couldn't figure out how to play it anymore

[grand scaffold]

demolish?

[wet pike]

Arms, based

[toxic widget]

Yeah

[grand scaffold]

its not too hard

so basically first go

you ss roar avatar cs

demolish right away

mortal strike

and keep doing dmg

do 2 overpowers before any of your goes btw

[toxic widget]

For sure

[grand scaffold]

it revolves around getting a big mortal strike

and then

every other go

you wait for demolish to be 10 stacks

and then use cs and stuff when that happens

you can also use bladestorm to get 10 stacks fast because of unhinged

[toxic widget]

Thanks

[grand scaffold]

and then

UNLESS VS 2 MELEE

do not play demolish

its straight terrible vs casters

[wet pike]

U mind if I screenshot this? This is really good to know

[grand scaffold]

sure

[toxic widget]

Goes hard

[grand scaffold]

yo guys if i did about the last maybe 10 wins as fury and the rest as arms does it still count as an arms glad

or does it count as a fury one because the last wins got done as fury

[lavish quest]

No one awake atm gets glad

[grand scaffold]

lmfao

[wet pike]

Well except maybe Ndogo here, considering the topic

[grand scaffold]

well nobody else lives in africa in this server far as i know

😂

[toxic widget]

It's almost 7am

[grand scaffold]

boutta be 3 pm

[wet pike]

It's midday here in Europe tbf but most are probably at work during this time

[grand scaffold]

yeah

[grand scaffold]

also 1 little thing is that if you press execute 2x just press mortal strike instead of spamming execute

[fierce elm]

Both specs do the same thing lmao

Which is: getting carried by someone ranged

[toxic widget]

Execute

[grand scaffold]

they play diff tho

[toxic widget]

WOW

[grand scaffold]

😂

[fierce elm]

So not much difference there lmfao

[grand scaffold]

theres defo a diff

[fierce elm]

Both just play with a fire mage

or ele

[grand scaffold]

burst dmg isnt even comparable between the 2

[fierce elm]

and get dragged across the finish line

Or warlock, spriest, any mage really that is s-tier kek

caster*

[grand scaffold]

hows your glad push going btw

you find anybody good?

[fierce elm]

I am playing League

[grand scaffold]

-_-

[fierce elm]

Then swapping back to warrior next season if I gotta LFG it

[grand scaffold]

oh really

why not ret?

[fierce elm]

Was considering pushing my ret to r1 but cba

Ret doesnt have many comps

[grand scaffold]

just try

[fierce elm]

Warrior has a ton of comps

Thus making it easier to KFG

LFG*

[grand scaffold]

idk ret in shuffle seems better than warrior in shuffle

[fierce elm]

It is

[grand scaffold]

then

[fierce elm]

But I am also not pushing r1 probably

[lavish quest]

Warriors best comp is rerolling

[fierce elm]

so might as well play warrior

and LFG it up for 3s

[toxic widget]

I thought that was the joke for druids

[fierce elm]

Not like my ret wont be there anyways kek

[grand scaffold]

just try to push r1 season is only maybe 1 more week

[fierce elm]

Eh

[grand scaffold]

and its a cool achieve

[fierce elm]

I got shit to do

Play League

[grand scaffold]

it will help you do lfg next season

[fierce elm]

Finish my last school

It isnt about xp for the LFG part

[grand scaffold]

wdym

you taking a course?

[fierce elm]

its that I am ret and have like 3 comps lmao

Finishing my Electrician courses this month

[grand scaffold]

oh nice!

[fierce elm]

So we just waiting for Midnight

playing Tekken too

[grand scaffold]

electricians are brave

like those mfs on the power poles are just crazy

[lavish quest]

Karg pissed in Afro's cheerios

[grand scaffold]

😂

[toxic widget]

The scary electric boxes buzz really loud. You know one uninsulated touch of that will turn you into a skeleton

[grand scaffold]

you mean a transformer?

or a diff box

touch this mf and its over

especially with kplc's quality

🥀

[toxic widget]

Did you really just flower wilt

[grand scaffold]

😂

[toxic widget]

Think it's time to finally sleep now, gn

[grand scaffold]

gn

2 rounds in a row

[rancid granite]

you're not supposed to die if you want glad

[grand scaffold]

lmfao

[lavish quest]

It's shuffle, he can die all he wants

[grand scaffold]

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ret

hpal

2x hunters

wtf is this

[lavish quest]

Ez 6-0

[fierce elm]

3-3 ret

[grand scaffold]

AFRO WAS RIGHT

[lavish quest]

Could have been a 6-0

[elfin surge]

sup nerds

[lavish quest]

Mud's back at work

[elfin surge]

I am.

[lavish quest]

Well could tell with you popping in here

How's mud today?

Dry mud?
Wet mud?

[elfin surge]

sucks im at work

[lavish quest]

Does Audacy still drop you off and pick you up?

[elfin surge]

today she did ya

still looking for a car

[wheat jay]

Thats cute of her

Dropping her baby to kindergarten

[elfin surge]

[wheat jay]

I sometimes wonder if their relationship is better cuz of all the banter and talk here

[lavish quest]

He ain't got no car bills, he's got the hoe givin' him rides.
Surely he's gettin' rich

😎

[wheat jay]

Or are we nuking it

[wheat jay]

Man found an egirl sugarmommy

Mythical being

[lavish quest]

I'm nuking it like how Trump thinks nuclear is the N word

[wheat jay]

Lmao

[lavish quest]

Won't share the secrets of it either

[elfin surge]

maybe you guys should get a life

just a suggestion

[wheat jay]

I do have life tho

I even touch grass

[lavish quest]

I tried that

[wheat jay]

Also bold of you to say when you got egirl in unreal life bozo

[lavish quest]

Wasn't pleased with the results

[rancid granite]

happy for u MUD don't listen to the haters

[lavish quest]

Besides, we all know you didn't have a life either bud

[elfin surge]

mad

[lavish quest]

Why would I be mad about our lil short king?

[elfin surge]

I tower over you, peasant.

[lavish quest]

You're 5'6

140 lbs

[elfin surge]

am not

[compact mica]

He’s like 5’10

[lavish quest]

@wheat jay how does this keep happening?

[lavish quest]

Also last time you were telling me 6'3

I need a trusted source. I'll ask Mud's mom later

[wheat jay]

I dunno bro its conspiracy

Audacy is his 2nd account

[lavish quest]

Honestly makes sense.

Sudden egirl that instantly moves in with him and his parents

Sounds like a 2nd account to me

[wheat jay]

@elfin surge is this egirl in the room with us right now?

[elfin surge]

https://tenor.com/view/zak-bagans-zachary-alexander-bagans-zachary-baegans-zachary-bagans-snack-baegans-gif-17975009

@compact mica if you're with us make a sign

[lavish quest]

Now with ai he can just generate pfp's for the alt account

[compact mica]

HAHAHAB

[spice hornet]

“Babe get in the warrior discord right now and make me look good”

[lavish quest]

Then when she's bored she looks for me. 'Tis an odd thing

[compact mica]

He just says “lol skyhold”

And I know that’s my queue

[scarlet trout]

summons her like a pokemon

[spice hornet]

@pine quest stil waitin on that skyhold pvp posters tier list

Wrong mud omg

@elfin surge

Why is there like 10 muds in here

[elfin surge]

@pine quest

[lavish quest]

That's a good point. He sent out his Squirtle to defend his height.
I'm gonna need you Khailby, to be a bulbosaur to fight for the truth

[rancid granite]

so MUD is like 19 and his bae is like 37 right

[spice hornet]

Mud is 15 this year

[rancid granite]

so MUD isn't even done growing

[lavish quest]

Yup. Complete sugar momma angle

[rancid granite]

he might end up like 6'4

[compact mica]

?

I’m literally a year younger than me

[lavish quest]

What did she mean by this

[scarlet trout]

paradoxical

[lavish quest]

Somehow I accidentally sent a friend request trying to take a ss there. You can ignore that

KEKW

[scarlet trout]

no no

Friend him

Hurry

[elfin surge]

LOL

[compact mica]

I meant him

[elfin surge]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-doakes-squint-stare-suspicious-gif-14432154109786838518

[compact mica]

I’m trying to watch something

[compact mica]

I accepted it

Gg

Leland the balding

[spice hornet]

[lavish quest]

You slide your palm across the screen to take a screenshot. But it took that as click on her, and send friend request lmao

[spice hornet]

That’s a good one

[lavish quest]

This is true

#winning

[elfin surge]

You're in

[compact mica]

Okay deleting him

He’s not in

[lavish quest]

[lavish quest]

PepeHands

[compact mica]

I love Mud that’s all

[lavish quest]

I love being clean, but you do you girl

[compact mica]

LMAO

[copper fox]

I’m in

Idk what the conversation is about

But

[urban skiff]

It's about butts

mud butts

[lavish quest]

You just unknowingly agreed to carry me next expac

Or you know, review the logs

[copper fox]

Brb

[lavish quest]

I was happy to settle on option A

shrug

[elfin surge]

@lavish quest

[urban skiff]

@spice hornet pork belly

[spice hornet]

Looks great

[urban skiff]

Smoked, ready for 90m in the oven

[lavish quest]

When Mud and I meet up

[spice hornet]

Muds the small one, right?

[lavish quest]

Well I'm 6'4, so yes

[spice hornet]

I hate how these emotes are named after stupid pvers

is another

[lavish quest]

Did not know that

Who's xeos?

A warrior I'm hoping

[bright kraken]

all elite sets finsihed!

hurray

[robust hearth]

TBC classic pre-patch tomorrow

[elfin surge]

lmfao

[lavish quest]

I will maybe do shaman this weekend... maybe...

[spice hornet]

when are they gonna rename this one to MUD

[lavish quest]

If I can bother to do hours of crate farming and a few hours of 2s

[elfin surge]

third tbc release hypeee

[robust hearth]

ikr

[elfin surge]

real

[lavish quest]

I was hype for mop classic

[spice hornet]

we don't need all these emotes named after some pve andy

[lavish quest]

And I fell.off that super fast

Still mean to go do the CMs. But when I last logged on, it was dead af

[spice hornet]

mop flop

[robust hearth]

git gud

[spice hornet]

turns out when 80% of the ladder is warr comps its not healthy for the game

[wooden yarrow]

did someone say mud

[lavish quest]

I loved MOP og.
But something about not playing my same account makes me not care as much

[lavish quest]

eyescute

[spice hornet]

yeah same, feel that way about all the previosu expacs tbh

[spice hornet]

can 100% confirm Mud is a ghoul

[lavish quest]

Is THIS Audacy?

[spice hornet]

also doesn't help they used last patch balancing for the entirety of each expac

[lavish quest]

Actual vanilla classic was diff. It was new in a way (first classic) I only fell off of that after big guild drama after we cleared BWL and I didn't want to try to find a new main tank spot

And didn't want to be some bitch off tank either

[ebon steeple]

As someone who only played a trial account back in mop (if I recall right) and only really started playing wow in sl. I never saw the hype around classic, touch it a few times and went meh

[bright kraken]

dude ele is so fucking free

i was queueing up at 2.1kmmr lmao

my other alts were like 1.9-2k

[lavish quest]

Vanilla was just really rewarding with gear and progression. Way more RPG too

[lavish quest]

I'd prob do it as resto

On the classes that can heal, except ret, I usually just heal

Easier to find DPS for 2s to 1800 than to find heals for 2s to 1800

And I usually do 2s, cuz I can probably get 1800 in 2s before I can play even just 3 lobbies of dps ss lol

[bright kraken]

ah, gotcha

[lavish quest]

Back in DF I got a sham 1800 doing resto 2s and had 66% Winrate when I finished

[bright kraken]

i usually shuffle

[lavish quest]

Took no time at all

[lavish quest]

On my recent DH set. I did one shuffle, had an rdru go 0-6, and said nah fuck this

[robust hearth]

but too much of a bitch to make ur own guild tho?

[lavish quest]

Yeah, halfway thru classic when everyone already had guilds?
Yeah you could say that

[robust hearth]

skill issue

[lavish quest]

Not to mention I ain't Tony (have a job)

Actually at that time I had 2 jobs lol

[robust hearth]

1 for each hand?

[urban skiff]

I'm about to build alternative set for enh, or maybe just build it on another shaman

drowning in excess conq points right now

[lavish quest]

We got a week of season left lol

[urban skiff]

eh, so?

[lavish quest]

I very much am not. I'd be in the crate mines for several hours

[urban skiff]

That's a full week of having fun

[robust hearth]

we have 189 157 hrs left

of season

[frank knoll]

Yeah Ele is like the Arms warrior of casters
I am considering playing it in midnight

[urban skiff]

subtract 4 hours per day for sleep

[bright kraken]

just win harder dumbass

[urban skiff]

sometimes i sleep in and do 5 hours

[frank knoll]

I’m thinking about maybe doing Spriest for the set but I think I’m done queueing

[robust hearth]

already did

[lavish quest]

I couldn't beat the 30s enrage time (rdru being trained into the dirt)

[robust hearth]

dont play ele

play enhance in midnight

midnight getting the royal treatment in midnight

ele ass

[urban skiff]

preach

It's so comfy to play

needs a few things to be perfect

and squishy as holy fuck

[spice hornet]

nobody actually plays warrior in here

its crazy

[urban skiff]

but mobs hit like trucks which is kinda nice

[bright kraken]

chaos nova? imprison? darkness?

[robust hearth]

plz teach lil @scarlet trout how t o play enhance

[lavish quest]

Used 15s in

KEKW

[urban skiff]

Didn't i link a few clips yet?

let me find some

[lavish quest]

@scarlet trout 1800 when?

[scarlet trout]

im in class

[lavish quest]

I didn't ask where you were

[spice hornet]

He doesn’t even play pvp

[urban skiff]

@scarlet trout @grand scaffold this is why i run my talents the way I do. Straight up delete someone without real cooldowns

[spice hornet]

He is a professions main

[urban skiff]

@scarlet trout

[frank knoll]

Enhance is a risky pick
Cause they always nerf it when it’s good

[scarlet trout]

you dont know this

[urban skiff]

Enhancement is for people who play elden ring / dark souls but do challenge runs like SL1/RL1

We do it because it wouldn't be fun if it was stronk

[spice hornet]

people who main enh and feral are sus

[urban skiff]

Feral is on my list

[lavish quest]

Crazy that she didn't catch this one @spice hornet We in the clear

[worldly oriole]

Baddest mfs in the game

[urban skiff]

this feels like bullying

no fancy music, just a priest learning the value of positioning

[bright kraken]

Can someone remind me why people are scared of spiders?

[lavish quest]

Some of them are deadly

[urban skiff]

they're prey and having a prey response

[bright kraken]

Saw this fella in the bathtub when I was gonna do it, had to pick him up and move him

[lavish quest]

But daddy long legs are complete bros

[bright kraken]

Look, so happy

[lavish quest]

#savethedaddylonglegs

[bright kraken]

Have you ever heard of a huntsman

[urban skiff]

we had a huntsman nesting here a while ago and now the place is teeming with little baby huntsmen

[lavish quest]

As in a huntsman spider? Not really

[urban skiff]

I let them out when i catch them but keep the big bois around because they clearly know how to catch shit

[bright kraken]

Bitch I'm Aussie and I'm sure I've let more spiders crawl on me than at least 70% of people ever will 😭

[lavish quest]

Ur also a furry

[grizzled anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-17665492613270485266

[bright kraken]

This is them

A lot of people are scared of them but it's actually a blessing to see them. They aren't able to kill people, and are actually more scared of you than you would be of them. They also are like S tier bug control

Like legit have one in your house? It pays it's rent in dead buugs

[robust hearth]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/148898720803586048/1153694496261947442/caption-1.gif

[robust hearth]

thjey can kill u

6 hr in a boss on lfr

holy shit ppl are so stupid

[bright kraken]

6 hours??

[lavish quest]

This is actually great

[robust hearth]

no tanks were queuing

[bright kraken]

Ah

Fair enough

Was gonna say like

Lfr is tuned so low

How do you die

[sharp meteor]

healer was like yo i want lfr mugzy

2 hours later finally kill him

piece he wanted didnt drop

[lavish quest]

I thankfully don't have many bug issues in my condo lol

[rancid granite]

thats not a spider; thats a best friend

[sharp meteor]

90% of time was just waiting for a pop

[rancid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/spiders-bugs-scared-run-you-died-gif-6456767821283857356

THAT is a spider

[lavish quest]

But usually daddy long legs do our bug control here

[spice hornet]

took 2 hours for lfr dimensius a couple months ago that my buddy kept begging me to join

[robust hearth]

i dont want them crawling on me in my sleep

[spice hornet]

6 hours is insane

[robust hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/crusader-crusader3455-wow-spazz-out-beast-mode-gif-25970151

so i found out u cant posts gif of crusader in DH discord

u can post anything else but anything with crusader in it and it wont let u

[bright kraken]

Oh yeah actually I heard once this guy got bit by a huntsman

It started off mild, but then rapidly escalated

2 hours after exposure his dick swelled up to the size of a basketball until and huge splatter of blood exploded from it and the head of his dick flew forward, punched a hole through his wall and caused his house to collapse over him

Remember kids, huntsmans can kill, so kill them first 😔

[lavish quest]

Some weird fan fiction going on here

[urban skiff]

Supposedly they do kill people, by surprising people while they're driving in the car

[spice hornet]

Tony is massively down bad

[worldly oriole]

xD

having some fun

bolting dudes

fear heals triple bolt gg

wall for bolt kill XD

making plays on the 1800s

[scarlet trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243742396653895681/1460313146894979093/e32ff0f75c63947ef21274b03b50cc64.mov?ex=69667619&is=69652499&hm=ae60257c58de308de930146e638f34ab5e923ef681d418e47cca54834e90711f&

@frank knoll @worldly oriole

you guys run this comp dont you

[urban skiff]

@spice hornet flæskesteg/ribbensteg lets go

[spice hornet]

yum. I had flæskesteg when I went. Was tasty

[urban skiff]

Did you try it in a toasted bun with rødkål, syltede argurker and a dash of mayo or butter?

even though it takes 2½ hours to make it's my go-to lazy meal

[urban skiff]

looks amazing

Gonna pair it with a beer my coworker brewed at home

[spice hornet]

My wife got the schnitzel

[urban skiff]

I was never really into schnitzel

But those brown potatoes? fuck yea, if made right I can eat them until i burst and then assuming i don't lose blood pressure I can keep eating until i bleed out a mixture of life essential blood and life essential POTATOES

I have no talent for making them though, luckily

[spice hornet]

They were great. Denmark is fun

[copper fox]

This is a crazy sentence

[urban skiff]

https://youtu.be/5Qllf6-N3DI

Fucking

FUCK

I'm about to be poor(er)

[sharp meteor]

be american

no schnitzel

no meat pies

[rancid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/sips-tea-gif-10558867

[sharp meteor]

amerilards dont like pies unless they have 400g of sugar i swear

[spice hornet]

[urban skiff]

is that why they love pies with cream?

[sharp meteor]

🗞️

[spice hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/anti-funny-memes-memes2023-goofy-goofy-ahh-memes-gif-27626643

[grand scaffold]

it would probably stop them

im gonna test it after i buy a spray bottle

😂

[urban skiff]

NGL, having a hot furry spray me is my fetish

[grand scaffold]

you have spoiled my day.

that musta been the last thing i ever expected to hear

[urban skiff]

First I spoil my wife, then I spoil you

you're welcome

[grand scaffold]

🥀

[urban skiff]

I'm just trying to make everyone equally uncomfortable

[grand scaffold]

is that right

[urban skiff]

yup!

Never relax around me

Sleep with your ass against the wall

I'm just kidding

but keeping you on your toes

It's a trust exercise

Now hush baby, go to bed

[lavish quest]

No

[copper fox]

Zercher just called @spice hornet a hot furry

[vital quarry]

This discord is such a wierd place, you never know what you walk into. Barely is it PvP related lol

[urban skiff]

they're all hot

never heard of one that didn't sweat their taint off in that suit

[spice hornet]

Bro was so horn he confused me with Kennie for a second

[copper fox]

I’m now wondering if the seal thing is just a fetish

[lavish quest]

It just reminds me of some cartoon movie that was about seal clubbers that I watched when I was a kid

[lavish quest]

You're welcome, btw

[modest shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-lebron-james-lebron-james-meme-gif-13813867165701134767

[vital quarry]

Yea don't get me wrong, i love it. Makes me laugh

[modest shadow]

What’s there to talk about in PvP other than complaining about hunters

[vital quarry]

rets

[wooden yarrow]

who the FUCK pvps

[vital quarry]

well you're in the pvp section

[wooden yarrow]

Pretty sure this is general chat sorry bubs

[vital quarry]

huh

[wooden yarrow]

huh

[vital quarry]

LAND OF THE CHADS

[copper fox]

It’s whatever chat I decide the conversation is about

Generally Tony shaming is a good one

[green anchor]

I just pve in pvp

works

[fierce elm]

PvP sucks

Meth has zero potatoes

[fossil mortar]

PvP has gone pretty thame lately tho

Less unhinged rants and jazz

[fierce elm]

you just miss it tbh

[fossil mortar]

Kinda

[fierce elm]

I do miss the guy that tried to say because trump became president thus more people played warrior

or that warrior players generally lean conservative

lmao

[fossil mortar]

What if it is true

Discuss

[fierce elm]

My guy will still get clowned

He does come in here and there and ask the most basic of basic questions

[fossil mortar]

Trying to think of a basic PvP question that is basicer, wth could that be

Asking about how to counter hunter?

"what do if rooted", maybe

How to catch healers

Oh I am feeling it now

Why does my team always lose

I got silenced, how can I communicate that my team is bad

[modest shadow]

MWGA

lmaooo

[green anchor]

i know the DH discord is pretty unhinged

[modest shadow]

Mage discord used to be unhinged/fun but then two-three people got god complex and ran everyone that doesn’t cater to them away

[lavish quest]

No, it's what WE decide it is; comrade

[elfin surge]

guys i think warrior is bad rn

[lavish quest]

guys i think bad is warrior rn

[wooden yarrow]

Came here for PvP info...nice to see it’s the same old slop as all of the internet...ie, ignorance thinking it is educated.

I’m taking this one out of prot channel I’m using it everywhere

[rancid granite]

cool story bro

[modest shadow]

Don’t fucking cool story bro pash

Fuck you

[rancid granite]

you wanna duel about it

[modest shadow]

If I won on my prot I’d actually be sooooo happy

[rancid granite]

prot is a legit dueler lol

[sharp meteor]

what are you on about

[modest shadow]

it was a copy pasta

[sharp meteor]

[wooden yarrow]

Some guy dropped that in the prot warr channel and dipped. First and last message. Godspeed soldier

Now its this weeks copypasta

[lavish quest]

Best not be saying that about me

ragey

[green wharf]

Hello frens

[green anchor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1025579124170952744/1310860170326179891/wrdjsn_-_1860288354689933429_-_GIF_1.gif

[wooden yarrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/844764179919405071/1158215055779823626/puppytyping-no-bubble.gif

[lavish quest]

[elfin surge]

https://youtu.be/bP_vzHICa4I?si=1-QN7twmktohfY-u

wtf we're overpowered

[toxic widget]

Was it not a vanilla feature to have bladestorm stacks appear appear above your vanilla health bar under your character

It was really nice to have

[elfin surge]

@fickle forge

damn USA using sound cannons and laser energy beams

[toxic widget]

Just like Dune with the sound beam tanks

[sand sundial]

asmongold in 2026

[lavish quest]

Americaaa... fuck yeah

[elfin surge]

Whats wrong with it

[sand sundial]

whats wrong with asmongold, shiiii

[lavish quest]

He says stuff some people don't like

smadge

[elfin surge]

lot of people like that on the internet

[lavish quest]

Yeah, but this is non agenda approved stuff

Some real shit

[sand sundial]

yeah man %100, no agenda

[spice hornet]

Asmongold doesn’t even brush his teeth

[green wharf]

you say stuff we dont like here too

[elfin surge]

Peasmonbald

[lavish quest]

Not saying no agenda. Just not the particular one

[green wharf]

[sand sundial]

a racist ghoul who sleeps with the roaches

[elfin surge]

Racist?

[wheat jay]

I think nowadays its called graphreader

Gotta be respectful you know

[sand sundial]

hes such a neutral figure that he has to step away from his own org for being a respectful, upstanding person

[wheat jay]

Who cares?

[toxic widget]

I wish I could get paid a ton of money for spouting my dogshit opinions online tbh

[sand sundial]

yeah man its not that deep

just say stupid shit no degree no job

[elfin surge]

pretty sure he has a business degree and worked for the IRS before streaming

but ig hes a controversial figure nowadays

[rancid granite]

having an opinion is controversial these days if it differs from your own

[toxic widget]

I dont really care what he does. I've watched him a bit myself. Just jealous he sits on his ass all day yapping and I gotta work, dawg

[lavish quest]

People either have my opinion, or they're dumb

[elfin surge]

those damn streamers

[lavish quest]

It's just simple as that

BASEDCIGAR

[rancid granite]

rofl

[green wharf]

trade hitler to fascist/racist now, they are the most common currently

[sand sundial]

ye man just say your hateful opinions, not like it got him banned on twitch and he had to apologize

[toxic widget]

This is why you're the boss, boss

[green wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/asmon-gold-water-disgust-fiji-bleh-gif-5942155623690568851

[elfin surge]

😐

[spice hornet]

Am I the only one that doesn’t even watch streamers at all

[rancid granite]

I don't think Wind likes the roach king

[spice hornet]

Never have

[toxic widget]

I watch clips, but sometimes I'll be in bed late at night and watch Moistcritical play trashy horror games

[green wharf]

i do it when blizz make twitch dropds

[idle falcon]

hello guys

[rancid granite]

I don't see the appeal either but to be fair asmon shows some entertaining clips I don't see elsewhere

[green wharf]

and i put then on mute

[idle falcon]

whats the news

[elfin surge]

normal people watch clips on youtube instead of streams lets be real

[idle falcon]

REAL

[rancid granite]

I try to watch wow streamers for tips but I'd rather do anything else

[spice hornet]

Where’s GalaChad

[idle falcon]

i dont use tiktok or twitch or even watch streams

i use youtube shorts

cause im a chad

[green wharf]

Asmonbald did a very decent guide for warriors in the mage tower challenge

[elfin surge]

same

[idle falcon]

i dont know

[green wharf]

back in legion

[idle falcon]

i miss him

[elfin surge]

tiktok is lame

cringe

[idle falcon]

real

[lavish quest]

You don't wanna know

[spice hornet]

YouTube shorts is for blue collar workers

[idle falcon]

@elfin surge i also use reddit though

[spice hornet]

Lmao tell me

[green wharf]

i just didnt got cause my pc crashed everytime the mage summoned the ice shit

[idle falcon]

is that bad

[elfin surge]

ya

reddit bad

[idle falcon]

i use it when im outside cause youtube shorts take too much internet

[toxic widget]

"Watch for tips" yeah me watching the guy absolutely clown on the enemy team or nuke pve content while barely trying being super envious of their skill in the game

[green wharf]

This interaction was funny for me, cause in portuguese Gala can mean sperm

[rancid granite]

me watching pika trying to learn rogue yeah

[green wharf]

what skill? pve is just gear and following what addons tell you to do

[toxic widget]

Isn't that just pvp

[fickle forge]

We about to fk y'all up buddy

[idle falcon]

@elfin surge i don't use any social media except youtube shorts (which i don't think is considered even social media) and reddit

[green wharf]

no, pvp you have other people, not npcs

all though in some games you find npcs too

[idle falcon]

i litterally find it not enjoyable

[elfin surge]

we have halo weapons wym

[wheat jay]

As long as hes not calling for killings or supporting killers its fine

I watch him for "asian booba in games good, man looking ugly bitches in western games bad"

[green wharf]

Like Hasan piker?

[idle falcon]

what is wrong with asian booba

[wheat jay]

No no, asian booba is good

[idle falcon]

ah

kk

thought we had a problem there

[wheat jay]

🔌 🐶

[toxic widget]

It's why I'm excited for Divinity 3 for HD tall lizard women

[wheat jay]

Brother I play wwm and stellar blade

[idle falcon]

chad

[rancid granite]

based

[wheat jay]

I am a connoisseur of asian booty

[idle falcon]

[wheat jay]

Dis me

[rancid granite]

you don't wanna play the ugliest person imaginable when you game?

[idle falcon]

is it weird that my warriors are all men and every other class i have leveled up is female

[toxic widget]

Only in oblivion and ark survival

[green wharf]

Some developers today have a problem with that

[toxic widget]

I only play women as a man, so idk

[green wharf]

But we shall not dive in this rabbit hole of "woke", otherwise afro get mad

[idle falcon]

i have a meme for that gimme a sec gotta find it

xd

[green anchor]

other way around

[wheat jay]

Why would afro get mad?

What?

Did he turn gae overnight?

[green wharf]

he got like super pissed the last two times we talked about it

you were there even

[idle falcon]

@wheat jay

[wheat jay]

Was I?

I legit dont remember lmao

[idle falcon]

warriors only rember zug

nothing else matters

[rancid granite]

afro is always mad and yellin

[lavish quest]

You didn't see the stuff I think it was in Mud's cord about him maybe a week or so ago? Lol

[spice hornet]

No I didn't LMFAO. Is it still there?

[green wharf]

we talked about superman shit movie too

[wheat jay]

mmmm

the new one?

haven't seen it, only clips

i still think man of steel is #1 superman

aura farming

[rancid granite]

#2

batman vs superman was #1

[idle falcon]

chad

best one

[green wharf]

Man of steel had some huge problems as, like Clark letting his father die

[wheat jay]

thats literally the same superman O_O

[green wharf]

thats dumb shit that breaks the entire movie

supes would never allow it

[rancid granite]

yeah he's the definitive superman for sure lol

[green wharf]

this was pretty bad plot/story wise, but if you just watch the action is fine i guess

[wheat jay]

superman rage when they attacked his mother tho

peak moment

[rancid granite]

na i was just high af when i first saw it

[green wharf]

still baffles me how so many shows and movies sucks when they literally have the blueprint of sucess with books/movies

[wheat jay]

https://tenor.com/view/zack-snyder-dceu-man-of-steel-faora-ul-gif-1659913600469740118

smash

[green wharf]

people are just so far up their ass they think they can do better than people like tolkien

[wheat jay]

witcher?

xD

[green wharf]

its an example ye

[wheat jay]

bro for polish dubbing they got same VA that PLAYED geralt in polish version of witcehr

peak

[green wharf]

they got some dumb f*ck to do wheel of time, and the show got so crap they cancelled

[wheat jay]

lmao

[green wharf]

and its like, one of the most well know fantasy books of all time

They even told Sanderson who finish the series cause the author died to fuck off

[wheat jay]

GoT

oh no books ran out

we can make our own ending

https://tenor.com/view/arya-stark-night-king-game-of-thrones-season8-go-t-arya-gif-14029865

[green wharf]

that is trick cause

Im 100% sure, that was the ending MArtin wanted

he just gave then notes in how the finale was

and they fucked over how it should got to that end

[wheat jay]

100% should have been one more season

whole war at the end

[green wharf]

MArtin said it was supposed to be 10 seasons

[wheat jay]

xD

[green wharf]

they cut to 8 to do a star wars trillogy

https://tenor.com/view/omegalul-lul-lulw-twitch-emote-gif-13523263

so they siquish 3 seasons in 1, it got crap, but that is the finale from the books

people are mad, thinking Martin will "make the right finale", but that was the finale, so he doesnt know what to do

and thats why he will not finish the books either

[lavish quest]

You think they purge anything over there? Of course it is lol. Can try to find it

[frank knoll]

Got off a cruise ship a couple hours ago
Now I’m at the gym getting after it

[urban skiff]

send help

[frank knoll]

Take notes

[fickle forge]

@fierce elm See I am unwashed now

[rancid granite]

damn gg grats

[idle falcon]

imagine not being diamond V

[fierce elm]

I am carrying this dude

[idle falcon]

gg though

[fierce elm]

He is still mega washed

like absurdly washed

If you go from Master to struggling D4 you are washed

[fickle forge]

This man a legend

[rancid granite]

i was gonna ask what role you played

cause if you hit diamond as support it didnt count

[green wharf]

funny how some words are forbidden

cant say that neither ti ties

[lavish quest]

@wheat jay are you on route to become a femboy, or are you in denial about it?
This is important for record keeping

[spice hornet]

🦗

[green wharf]

[green anchor]

https://i.imgur.com/y51pi08.png

Tony alt spotted on EU ❗

[worldly oriole]

lol

what about tonyparmesean?

[spice hornet]

@worldly oriole glad wins check

[frank knoll]

quick gladi push for christmas

Tony getting glad wins is the equivalent of a Russian 3 day special military operation

[obsidian oar]

I have a very noob question about pvp gearing. In guides like this post, or on Murlok, are the values/percentages for secondaries while in pvp mode (hitting a dummy), or not?

[elfin surge]

That post was for pvp stats but I doubt murlok uses pvp stats as it just takes off the armory

[sharp meteor]

There aren't many specific thresholds.

Aside from the point of diminishing returns.

Sites like murlokio just pull from whatever people with rating log out in.

[worldly oriole]

Just got that new smig in blops @spice hornet

[spice hornet]

How is it

I haven’t been playin

[grand scaffold]

league is so hard

[robust hearth]

I was bitten by a brown recluse in basic now I have a crater tht was once a gaping hole on my back

[toxic widget]

I use murlok io for stats

Everyone's is pretty much diff

versatility + mastery then at least 12000 haste

[sharp meteor]

Gonna be some variance based on interest in specs played not to mention general experimentation.

[toxic widget]

Seems ok for me

But I'm not an expert

[sharp meteor]

"whys this slayer fury playing more haste and 4pc?" because he plays arms

etc

[toxic widget]

TRUE. I think fury is just 2 piece right?

[sharp meteor]

all it do is show what people logged out in

[toxic widget]

:3

[sharp meteor]

wish they didnt nuke thane or rework abandon

was fun to rampage bloodbath somebody for their entire health bar

[toxic widget]

I use death wish in blitz and it's been pretty fun

[boreal veldt]

good

only valid pvp talent choice for fury

[sharp meteor]

ya fury lost like half of its pvp talents

[boreal veldt]

at least it's fun(ish)

you know outside of mashing it to keep it active

[toxic widget]

I need to get a weak aura for it

That and bladestorm stacks

[frank knoll]

Ft Benning?