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twitch is run by gooners
theres more hoeing now 
Artji needs something to feed his hatred towards anything that isn't white males
Don't they keep unbanning some girl who streamed stealing and sexual assault? Kek
they did
But as mentioned Twitch is just strange
lmao that ones crazy
True DK main now
gooner site
Can't respect twitch's rules. They just make the shit up moment to moment to suit them
I mean yeah
they keep banning and unbanning because there is like 1 non-gooner mod and the rest of the gooners unban her
Selectively enforcing it
i dont watch twitch streamers
You told me
directly
Me neither. I just hear about the stuff
Also MUD 100% watches Tiktok streams
i dont have tiktok
Best they get is me putting up a muted chrome tab when there's twitch drops
Thats a LIE
Mud is a YouTube Reels watcher
I watch two league streamers, two tekken streamers and one WoW streamer
yeah i like youtube shorts
Whenever I am BORED
Get a life
he just like me fr fr
what else am I supposed to do when life slows down
I don't want to play league, but I want to watch it
I want to learn Tekken which means watching Tekken
twitch is the devil as is short form reels and shorts
Build something. Play something
I want to hear Lontar freak out over freaks in Solo shuffle
Jerk it, idk man
thus I watch Lontar
i really only open twitch to watch a few select friends or harass venruki in his chat
Few select egirls*
Goes well with your furry persona
Just can't let the secret get out these days
explain this
yeah man im not a 8 hour twitch viewer like you
I fuckin called it @bright kraken
bro sits and waits for his twitch streamer to watch their whole stream live
Wish my 3s team wouldn't lie to me
Yeah mud, why do you lie so much?
This is deflection MUD
Lying about me balding
just take responsibility of your actions and words instead

You have hurt a lot of people here today
aren't we playing today
man fk u guys
or well, 2 of it
I can't believe MUD would literally bully and lie all the time
its crazy behavior
afro can sugma
whats sugma
Why u bulli
Is sugma what the 14 yr Olds are calling sigma these days?
sugma pokemans
Im tryna get KSL it's my first time I've already pugged my way to 2663 io will 1 of those high key of urs get me ksl?
guys is warrior good rn
If you have a mage on your team yes
No
wow only been 2 years of this

Got that when it was like 90 or 95% off
I need to return to skyrim one day
Maybe when I'm old
Me and a couple of da boyz have been on Nightrein as of late
That's good fun
i hate the combat in it
but i still enjoy a skyrim run
Kinda same
I played it in early teens, did main story only for the most part, and was like this is lame lul
Oblivion is better
Mud is going through his medieval phase 
Skyrim was saved by mods
One of the NPCs I needed for the main story line bugged out, and then I quit the game
man it feels bad doing more dps than... dps in blitz 
are ppl using 1 button in pvp or some shit
skyrim type games
mentions KCD
okay buddy
The only thing they share is they are both open world
wrong!
Frost gonna be meta
Why not
Milkshakes
no
KCD is way more rpg then skyrim lmao
q survival/fury?
It's actually unplayable to play an alt
thats the joke
idk how to
I will never understood why bethesda keeps dumbing down their rpgs
You mean since Oblivion lmfao
because it sells
wym how
Now a lot folks just don't like the slop they put out
It still sells lmfao
u trap thing then pipe bomb thing
Well starfield did i guess
also jesus christ mm is so stupid i hate this season
which is their latest release
so yeah it still sells
literally 90% of games are mm/feral, ret, unholy and sometimes destro
Kids can't even read these days
That's also a vaild point
this is a dev issue unfortunately
LMAO
See: BG3, E33, KCD 2
Something I never thought I'd see was kids become less literate
and less tech literate
It is just a dev issue in general
Bethesda has never been a good game dev since Oblivion
Yuh
They outsource everything
What rating are ya at
Rmp should be up there too
If i counted how many mm/dk or mm/ret teams i fought
my mw after consenting to queue with a mage: oh you're right he does take a lot of dmg hm
LOL
Society problem
What is your point?
Point is that it is absolutely a dev issue
Yes there are people who can still read lmao
But my point is, people dumb things down because people getting DUMBER
My "step sister" has 6 kids. Only two of them can read. And even that's at a basic level
And they brainrotted to hell, not to meme
I'm a manager at a store in my town who hires a lot of teens and sometimes i say a word and they ask what it means.
it makes me sad sometimes
@copper fox in thinking Blitz or some 2s
Nothing too sweaty just wanna play with some people
might head back to the gym today haha
Did you leave at some point? Lol
We're never getting the personal trainer career going are we?
I might but I probably can only give certain advice
might just have to go to regular job
If only we had made such suggestions

Yeah i will

Tbf, he's got parents paying the bills, no stress it seems.
Homie living the dream
Crazy
To be fair, Tony could be like the anti-personal trainer
The guy to tell you what not to do because he does it
i mean it literally
I mean i fucked off when i was younger didnt really mean for it to be like this @lavish quest @scarlet trout

most comps dont have some oddball unique gameplay plan
you just play your spec the same way you usually do
yeah like fury kfc just feels bad
but then again i queued with mm hunter and went from 2200 to 2500 insta so eh
yeah and im not you
3rd game ive done more dps than some teammates, taken most damage and lost (even holding orbs/carts doing objects)
shits rough dog
at least the dps are yelling at each other
i thikn u overestimate me cos i dont q for 4 months
although mw warr mm prob felt aight both in part cos of the mm dmg but also
the monk and me amping it
so we just spam brute force people
although hunter was afk every time we went to q
so we did what we always do
which is warr/mw lf third put favorite animal in note

hey dat me
Kennie is the alpha furry 
who in the shuffle main is that
one of them is kennie, one is me
try and guess who is who
@sharp meteor get a real r1
Mud, how did we get to having 2 of them?
you'll do literally anything but queue with me
you wanna know how?
i q when healer isnt in key wqhich is like 10 mins a month
This doesn't explain Kennie tho
You know a guy that knows a guy
And then 2nd guy imports the furries huh? Hmm
why u all fiesty again
He had to go back to work
200 players 1 warrior, arms. 18 uhdks… 15 assa rogues…. 4 frost dks KEKW dead class like dev has 2 players dead spec like rdruid has 2 Warrior being one of the most played classes in the game, commonly alted to boot. Also u guys literally killed fury warrior in 3s. 0 reason to play or bring one at any decent rating.
Buff D stance and increase stun duration of bolt and shockwave

bring back misshapen and overwatch
give me more utility breh
this shit suckkks
3 sec bolt sucks
Kinda low for this point in the season, but keep pushing king
warr too squishy
lazy blizz fix would be like add 3-8% dmg
but they couldnt even be bothered with that
This is warrior kill rate, watch and learn folks
come on leland i thought you were a fossil
You should know that reference
i literally havent touched keystones sicne dragonflight season 2, i literally started 4 days ago and ive been 100% pugging
2 second shockwave is criminal
Huh? What are we on about?
hard to push when all i get are these quel'thalas players tht psot their keys and they're the biggest fucking sandbags ever
spell reflect is so useless besides the wall it gives
ya feels so grief to use it usually
like unless its dr to stop a bolt or somethin
1 sec stun here should b fine
make spell reflect cost rage again
fr
Back in ye olden days of vanilla
like in TBC
Post your own key, invite only 3500 players, profit
and his name was JOHN SWIFTY
Getting the highest mob kill rate per hour
Using warrior
and then warrior got nerfed
And people told him to die

Thats the story
I played back then, but didn't watch videos then
I only played at my cousins place as I didn't have internet at my house till I put it in myself at like 17 lmao
Not quite. PvP gives me a migraine so I haven’t done a whole lot tbh
I will get it though
Hell or high water
ya got a headache after queues last night 
No
its based on recent pops (not successful game creations) of your spec/mmr
so if its off hours and/or you get an insta pop
itll show like avg wait time 8 seconds
if no recent pops it doesnt show avg
basically its useless cos theres no way to predict when you'll ever get a match cos it requires 6 qualifiing players
and in theory they could never queue

@fierce elm any meal 1 posters
Glad you have bananas to give moisture to that dry ass bread
Not even going to toast it?
wtf
Other 2 get eggs
Poor? lol
2 eggs, 400g egg whites, 60g carbs of Ezekiel bread, 75g banana, 20g peanut butter
400g of egg whites alone is Tony’s moms monthly salary
Wouldn’t toasting it make it more dry? (Yes)
Yeah it just disappeared
Arms is dead
ya no recent pops
LMAO
i q prot and blood so theres never an avg
the avg is when my first queue pops
even if it gets declined and i get skipped
POOR
Mad poor
this is a true warrior player breakfast
soyboy warrior has a vape and a pink monster for breakfast @elfin surge
How do you possibly think he drinks any other color than the white monster?
Gotta match his skin homie
tf?
Just hit upper
In midnight
Name it
Mainly wanna mog weaps that hip holster
incline bench
db shoulders press
dual cable pulldown
cable hammer row
db side raise
db rear delt fly
hammer curl
triangle triceps pushdown
3x a week
the fuck did I just read
incline bench
db shoulders press
dual cable pulldown
cable hammer row
db side raise
db rear delt fly
hammer curl
triangle triceps pushdown
3x a week
incline bench
db shoulders press
dual cable pulldown
cable hammer row
db side raise
db rear delt fly
hammer curl
triangle triceps pushdown
3x a week
cr check
queueing phd atm
Tony really sat here and typed this out and pressed send
might bust out wide stance smith front squat @copper fox
so is that guy that changed pfp after methyl made fun of him for being a fitness queen
He has posted a few times since ye
After his time out ended
He hasn't been as bad since
Keep qing this with the same ppl
Idk about this one man
What the fuck is tony writing
WIDE STANCE SMITH FRONT SQUAT
thats a CRAZY one buddy
tony you've been workin on your tan huh
and if that case why not just do ANYTHING else
its a different strength curve
every exercise has different curves afaik
send me the curve of a wide stance front smith squat
Mad curves
Is Tony just saying things to seem smart
is this how he is gonna train people
"why are we doing this except for something that is less convoluted proven by millions"
"different strength curve buddy"
What if I wanna get leg work in but not use a crazy heavy weight. I can use a different exercise with less weight and get work in lol
zyam will def q with him @spice hornet
so why not do a more proven variation
kennie can do good stuff zyam would love him
Or idk, don't be a fucking pussy and realize that you have to lift heavy in order to grow?
because that guys been lifting for years he's probably done every variation
what
w h a t
Let me know when you find someone who grows on only using baby weights brother
I am sure everyone would love to study that person
See what I just did
see what I did
I took what you said and then I did the same thing you did, by overexagerating it
w e i r d
Now stop delaying between sets
I dunked on you
where
like yao ming
brah lol
Also someone called out the Swifty post as AI in the Paladin discord
and every chat scan is showing it as AI generated lmfao
What if I do 3 sets of 1000 reps huh?
do it
Not even a valid answer to the question smh
Prepare for your loss streak
But WHAT IF?
Khailby, 1200 yet?
Ilvl too low? Didnt you start gearing 2 weeks ago
Any gearers in chat?
@sharp meteor
because i havent done pvp gear
you need like ilvl 720 to queue for pvp
I thought rated was like 715
can still queue non ranked
looking good bro
can also just buy pieces off the ah if you're really lazy
did another 500 bloody token wq, surprise surprise a hidden API tank spec player sitting in there with all kinds of buffs trying to kill people
check armory, 0 arena games queued
who mains this kind of pvp
Have you nightreigned at all?
wheres the avacado? 
whats wrong with butter
peanubutter+banana sammy is elite tho
lmfao
macros
Was in jersey shore
Plus taste probs
i didnt think butter would mess with that lol

I put peanut butter and bananas in my overnight oats, it is elite
taste
macros
Meth is tistix
@wide pawn this u?
lmfao
Zerche still didnt give his macro for auto spear btw

coward
Soul breaker meta
He tried to get me, another NA guy, to play ret war with him, and tried to get me to carry him in remix lul
bane of kennie and Khailby love startin drama
jsut learn to aim and throw spear
@urban skiff where is his macro
wow is boring and if is start drama in wow i get banned
i been doin frozen berries never banana im gonna have to try that
Believe it or not. Khailby isn't trying to start drama or troll
It's just how he is
I forgot to make the weakaura and to test if it truly cannot miss

That's what they said about me, and now i'm a staple

ive never started drama
and we're friends
be nice :(
don't listen to them sweetie i know you're a good boi

Would you happen to have been a Warlock named Vixxiet in SL? 
100% positive
LELAND KNOWS
KEKA
the only caster i ever played like actually learned how to play is evoker
🤢
thts the only time i ever played a caster and played it seriously
is evoker
but soon it will be devourer DH
gross
🤮
its ass
Men stay with warrior
but i want to mythic raid with it
no kencel
Or at least melee
i was warrior from legion-SL i got broed of it
i miss condemn

MY SWEET SUMMER CHILD
Glad mounts pretty good next expac. May have to fotm reroll 
how wrong u unfrotunatley are
it is literall dog shit
Galactic Marshal
or Galactic Warlord?
wat sounds better
title better
@copper fox found another title enjoyer
Tho I don't think this one ever gets titles
nothin
not until blizz enforces on the win trading cabal shit show
r1 titles arent legit these days
just been sitting on tht cr
Nope
Im still high on monster hunter wilds XD
sure
I just started it this week. Better than I expected
Holidays are over, should play this week
So I can judge EU
blitz is wierd cos its like u start 1300
and theres people with adapt and whirlwind on their bars at 3100
muhee hitting a warlock with 100% uptime does half the dmg i do on prot

Slots go crazy
I need to do wwm soon but man i dont feel like playing until they add fist weapons
It doesn't even teleport
i played it shit got boring fast
It's just a really fast dash
I’m sure glad this bracket gives arena titles
WWM pvp is shit too
Wwm?
literally just land hit and then chain combos till person health hits 0
where winds meet
sometimes i equip adaption and regular trinket just to be sure i can get out of cc
@scarlet trout this is how you ragebait
it literally puts eachother on 30 second CD when 1 procs
Apparently new best f2p game if we trust reviews and numbers
they need to bring back relentless trinket
i 100% would be using relentless in blitz
especially for warrior
i dont ragebait
stop bullying khail
that was a good show
I too don't ragebait ever
there there i beleive you 
you never like anything

Syegfryed definitely doesn't like anything
Wuthering waves M?
What does wwm stand for? Lol
Where Winds Meet
Idk, grown?
Wanda mindrapes the entire city and get to walk away free like a victim
i literally told u its where winds meet
She doesn't get to walk away
She walks away and is too terrifying for anyone to do anything about it
I dont think he has seen the show
She's no different from hulk. Nobody would say that about him
true, she flies away
Psshhh, missed it, was right after something else
Also yknow, it is a set up for Multiverse of Madness
which is also fucking awful
She's a "might makes right" character, the only way to ever beat her is reasoning
Name four good movies
hater
idk if the brazil dub was shit or what
h8 e r
but the show was good
LMFAO
Alright that is fucking funny
good, I didn't say FUN
I said GOOD
fun is good
No country for old man, lord of the rings, Bladerunner and first rambo

kek
ya its funny like shuff is easier than arena but blitz is like
@scarlet trout this is how you ragebait
if u have a pulse and queue
zerch
you only go up
Alright, now without mentioning the most ABSURDLY POPULAR MOVIES OF ALL TIME lmfao
and having an original opinion about something
Wandavision was aight
Liked the Movie because Sam Raimi is a gem
no wonder good movies will be popular
lord of the rings was slow as fuck and lacked magic
In the end it is superhero slop and superhero slop is gonna superhero slop
There, I said it
stop ragebaiting because I know you love lotr lmfao
Gandalf was just a male mary sue
It makes no sense how he always wins even when he loses
idk

Anyways, opinion nullified, mentioned the top 5 list of every nerd

I'm ragebaiting like crazy right now
waiting for an original opinion from the h8er
Trying to think of good movies right now
I bet the Brazil dub of No Country for Old Men goes hard
brazil 
there is bad superhero slop and good superhero slop
is all right to have shit taste afro

lmfao
i watch stuff in english
🤷🏾♂️
@lavish quest big title guy
Look man, I am just saying that you don't have an original opinion
I can't help that
Name 5 great superhero movies
yeah cause, if i dont like something, or think something is shit, i dont have original opinion, and that is because???
and I will judge you based on this and nothing else
"Hey guys I really like lord of the rings guys whats up"
"Yeah my favorite color is black!!!"
you asked me 4 good movies you goober
Dark knight x 5
5 different
"Guys I really think we should be more nice!!!!"
GIVE ME SOMETHING ORIGINAL
i say 5 good super hero movies and you will bitch about it rtoo, so be specific
I WANT SOMETHING CONTROVERSIAL
Naa, I am waiting for you
Give me 5 good super hero movies
And yes, if you mention one batman movie you mention all 3
So don't say all 3 lmfao
@fierce elm
My list:
Boondock Saints
Princess Bride
Starship Troopers
Watchmen
The newest superman movie
Logan
The Thing
I did not expect Boondock Saints on your list LMFAO
why not?
Avengers is pretty good, Winder Soldier is great, i love 2008 hulk, Dark knight rises and spider man 2
e w
got superhero movies
Superhero slop isn't superhero slop
MENTIONS THE SLOPPIEST OF EM ALL
Also you can't just say spider man 2
i didnt say that, i say there are good and bad slop, read 
fucking reimi
Goddamn brother
the amazing spider manw as trash
ask controversial
Cant help you if you dont help me
His fight with abomination make all that movie worthy
@urban skiff what’s for dinner
homemade sushi
reminds me i need to get the salmon back out
Invincible
Boutta hit you up with the, Spider Man 1, Batman begins, Incredibles 1, Into the Spiderverse, X-men First class
Straight up best superhero show there is
Wandavision wasn't actually a superhero show, for anyone wondeirng
Dark knight, guardians of the galaxy 1, iron man 1, space jam, hellboy
it was a villain origin story
heh
hellboy one was fucking great too
Space jam, what a legend
The Boys also good
heard the reboot flooped
The Boys sort of eh
The boys got shit after S1
mind you I only watched first season
Yeah that makes sense lmfao
the first minutes of the boys' first episode was just very peak
Because the show and the books are political commentary that isn't hidden behind eight different walls
as is tradition
That is sort of the entire point
I still cannot get over how many people think Homelander is the hero
you can do that in a good way, the show lost the sauce after s2
That shit is straight up offensive to me
🤷♂️
?????
Only watched first season, but The Peacemaker was a really good show too, not really superhero
He literally is
That happens when you write a bad show
Peacemaker absolutely is a superhero
Homelander single handedly put an end to the spread of compound V
@scarlet trout this is how you ragebait
lmfao
the show that shows that a society with no crimes and is great to live is a nazi one? 
He becomes one, I think.
That's what happens when you punch a nazi. Instant hero status
its soo cartoonish
trying to be serious
How do you like my new meme?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
Superantagonist
and people were like
idk what to call it
He was fine with that Nazi chick being killed he only used her for views anyway
"man the peacemaker s2 world isnt different from america today"
lmfao

The show LITERALLY has crime in that world
I mean he punched a nazi. That's pretty heroic in my book
'It has no crime'
IN RETAIL????
Do you engage your eyes when indulging
Chronicle 👌
My eyes never engage
Need your eyes to engage right now
Sometimes people think I’m staring when I’m literally just dead inside
I am literally astral projecting mid conversation
Same
Since it isn't done yet it is also unfair to judge in that sense
punisher s1 was peak too
because the movies are 'incomplete' without more things
then it got lame
3s gonna be great
So it hangs on the third movie
The multiverse in general is whack
Daredevil from netflix is prob the ebst superhero adaptation there is
I wish I was in the multiverse where Meth and I was dating
but disney got tis hand in it and make it lame and gay
I try thus with all of the busty women
Never works

I love when the argument is 'lame and gay'
Try the non busty ones
really provides a lot of depth into ones opinion
And Iron Fist was the worst garbage I have ever had the misfortune of watching.
And I generally love most things and can enjoy the good when stuff is otherwise bad
It is what I say to Karg when he ragebaits me
I think it’s valid
lmao, yeah ironfist was dogpiss
Work better with the big ass bitches since they don't catch as easily
Alright I am leaving that in
jessica jones was all right
LMFAO
yea get fkd
@lavish quest pin this
This is art
turns out I just l33t no sc0pe my own feelings
Who wins in a fight goku or homelander
Not the city where they fight in
But I've already got a couple of good meme pins
Actually, the contractors that have to rebuild the city
That’s his first time lifting weights btw
Racking in dolla dolla bills
Women can’t be funny
the ones who can are not comedians thats for sure
women stand up comedy 
win check
nice bro
Syegfryed doesn't watch the shows he watches and then he just puts on 'funny roasting stand up comedy moments women owned 2025'
im hardstuck 2300 losing all hope @bright kraken
still 20
Just 30 more brother
i only just got back to elite mf
I played football with a freshman kid who had only ever done pushups and dumb football workouts
I watched him deadlift 5 plates like 8 times his first time ever deadlifting
what's SF? sex offender?
He was like 185 lbs and black
Looked like a bodybuilder
????
thats pretty funny
Photoshop
That doesn't even make sense you furry weirdo
Stormforged
Sex fender
i watch all of then except pissmaker, drop on s1
i dont think is bad though
Syegfred: watch all of them
Also Syegfryed: no crime in s2 nazi world
just dont like it
such a fred take
Twice today already
I thought SF was Special Forces
Because warriors are the elite PvPers
When is Meth being promoted to my kitten?
He refuses to accept his position
@elfin surge
what
hows your day going
Look up my boy
bad
he is a milenial, he cant look at that many info at a time
@fierce elm the trinket slot is an ear
meth is gen x
what the fuck did you just say
take trinket off, it's an ear
the fuck
He's a zoomer...
???
Short joke?
I haven't told him to look up upon my glory yet
you didnt knew?
I didn't know
I didn’t know until today
How is that a ragebait
When I saw the xar clip
are you happy?
We need to get you back to the fucking retirement home Zercher
@fierce elm consider me a tank main moving forward btw
the trinket is a earring yeah
Aight changing my name
just lil old rpg things
Yeah like Starfield
sure
i wanna know how the Baumkuchen cake
made its way to japan
and became a wedding staple
ugh 1 game from 1,800 lets go
time to go on a 5 game losing streak
Baumkuchen
Baumkuchen (German pronunciation: [ˈbaʊ̯mˌkuːxn̩] ) is a kind of spit cake from German cuisine. It is also a popular dessert in Japan. The characteristic rings that appear in its slices resemble tree rings, and give the cake its German name, Baumkuchen, which literally translates to "tree cake" or "log cake".
I don't think you do want to know
why
Skilled pastry chefs have been known to create cakes with 25 layers and weighing over 100 pounds (45 kg)
Holy fuck it weighs more than MUD
farming
What if there’s Germans that aren’t EU
thats not a thing is it
also how tall are those layers
it might be taller than him too
tall
win check
theyre supposed to look like a tree
How tf are you climbing so fast
win streaks buddy
the cabal
^
idk my rating tends to yoyo
either we huge up or we huge down
Tune in next week for next depression streak
why did i read that in the dbz narrator voice
its for sure the matchmaking
Blizz let me get 2400 easy
to give me a taste
to keep me on the hook
then bounce me outta 2400
to increase playtime, to show the shareholders
the cabal were the devs all along
@spice hornet
yum
the heal difference 






