pvp

[undone geyser]

should i go solo shuffle or blitz ? 😄

[fierce elm]

Like Kargish thinks if you play 800 rounds of SS you are addicted

[fickle forge]

It's free

[fierce elm]

but damn sorry half my playtime is waiting in queue

and playing ss

[wheat jay]

Can you play pvp?

[fierce elm]

But yall acting like I wont drop 3s without thinking twice about it if I dont like it

[lavish quest]

Shuffle is faster if you've got the skill, blitz is probably lower skill required

[fickle forge]

Press Mortal Strike in shuffle and you'll get it

[wheat jay]

Oh you will

[fierce elm]

I HAVE DONE IT BEFORE AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN

[undone geyser]

i m average player 😄 not good not bad

[fierce elm]

I do wanna play SS

[wheat jay]

Shuffle could be decent, blitz migjt be easier

[fierce elm]

but sitting queues got me fucked up

[fickle forge]

You say this shit, and then omega shame me when I say the same

[wheat jay]

Just get 1300, then pray for good lobby to get shuffle instant

[barren zinc]

man hell , i've played a wrong mode

i wanted a mount

[fierce elm]

Because you never play the game

at all

lmfao

[barren zinc]

where am i gonna find a healer in 3's

[fickle forge]

Man dislikes VW meta

Gets shamed

Smh

[lavish quest]

Yeah it's a scam

[fierce elm]

Your ass will play 200 ss rounds across all character and say ”I am done now”

[fierce elm]

lfg

[barren zinc]

bro they play one round and go offline

[rancid granite]

u play 2kxo yet?

[barren zinc]

every healer i met

[fierce elm]

Yeah stop sucking

win games

[undone geyser]

rate will be down after hit 1300 if you lose ?

[fierce elm]

Not a tag fighter enjoyer

[barren zinc]

it does not matter if you win or lose

u ape

[fierce elm]

it does

[barren zinc]

they go offline

[wheat jay]

Up until around 1400 you get ~96 rating per win

Above that its 20 or so

[barren zinc]

go cuddle cats or paint your nails

pls

[fierce elm]

lmfao

Stop baiting ya lil fuck

[green wharf]

is this sus

[wheat jay]

So you can get 1300, even if you have to throw games

[fierce elm]

Is he current glad on an alt?

[barren zinc]

you got one point there wrong

[wheat jay]

And then get few more wins next lobby to get faster rating

[barren zinc]

i ain't lil

[undone geyser]

ty so much for info

[green wharf]

all right, who is it

[wheat jay]

That's kinda abusing shuffle systems, but it gives much easier and faster 1800

Also, do yourself a favour and dont go queueing without gear

Or you'll lose every round every lobby

[barren zinc]

i usually queue up with timewalking gear

[fickle forge]

Just press Mortal Strike

Win

[barren zinc]

and report my healer for bad heals

[fierce elm]

Im prepping for r1 next season

[wheat jay]

Shush now, go away

[fierce elm]

Need that title

Can we ban this guy

Since he has dropped the n-word in HIS HISTORY

lmao

[fickle forge]

What

[fierce elm]

ya

[green wharf]

lfg is kinda wacky, most people are doing x2 or asking for CR injects

whatever that means

[fierce elm]

Isnt it pretty fucky time wise rn for yall anyways

CR injects means wanting high mmr people

[green wharf]

cant play other hour

and right now i need tog et out to make lunch for the family

[fierce elm]

Then ya shit out of luck

[green wharf]

see ya chaps

[barren zinc]

tell me

why are you gae

[fierce elm]

lmfao

[barren zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/why-are-you-gae-pepe-julien-gif-13687553676606303412

[wheat jay]

You tell us, why did you suck that guys dick the other day

[barren zinc]

wait ban me,but this is alright

HMMMMMMMMMM

[wheat jay]

Thats pretty gay of you

[wheat jay]

Yes, cuz im stating facts

[barren zinc]

you were not the smartest kid in your classroom i bet

[wheat jay]

Nope, I was above average tho

[barren zinc]

you have been told a lie

[wheat jay]

Top kid was some fking brainiac, you wouldn't like him

He could read, unlike you

[barren zinc]

very nice pfp,i like

manly

1/1

[fierce elm]

@knotty atlas hey buddy, is avoiding saying the n-word by typing it out a different spelling allowed

Asking for a friend

also Happy new years

[wheat jay]

Thank you

[barren zinc]

@knotty atlas lmk if this is allowed to

[barren zinc]

.

[fierce elm]

I mean happily warn/ban artji

[barren zinc]

alright artji,you and me go down

[wheat jay]

No, only you go down on men

Don't lump me in together with you

[barren zinc]

hmm again.....

damn..

very toxic i must say

rude too

[wheat jay]

Nothing I said is an insult tho

[barren zinc]

really

[wheat jay]

Indeed

[barren zinc]

well i don't think so,but okay,let's see

[wheat jay]

I only answered your pvp questions, and stated a difference between you and me

[barren zinc]

yes i'm a man,you are IT

clearly

[wheat jay]

[green wharf]

Artji called me Duelistfryed, ban him mods

[barren zinc]

yes

[wheat jay]

What rank are you/

[green wharf]

you should use the term as a empowering one, not to mock it, very rude of you

We dont appreciate in this safe space

[barren zinc]

yes very rude

i must say

[wheat jay]

Indeed

[wheat jay]

https://tenor.com/view/denzel-training-day-gif-23255629

[barren zinc]

the n word?? oh no

very rude

[wheat jay]

What nword

Bruh

[barren zinc]

we can read lips

[wheat jay]

So?

XD

[fierce elm]

Alright the fuck

[wheat jay]

I ain't dumb enough to send gif with actual text lmao

[fierce elm]

s t o p

[lavish quest]

Better than a week ago when you would have been Rivalfryed

[wheat jay]

[green wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-rot-lil-nas-x-mpreg-pregnant-discord-gif-5991367321020313704

[barren zinc]

pls no more toxic i fear for the safety of my life

[fierce elm]

<@&257983573498265600> : )

Aight im back to work

[green wharf]

i will be elitefryed in midnigght

just yall wait

[lavish quest]

Keep coping

[green wharf]

wait a minute

you are duelist too

in s3

[lavish quest]

Technically

I'm 2376 tho

So... just need to push it over sometime

[green wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/opinion-rejected-rejected-opinion-imposter-gif-22659659

[lavish quest]

:)

[barren zinc]

i saw his name popped up when i wrote wow glad boost

now i remember you

i wanted to get boosted,but i decided not to..

[lavish quest]

What are you on about?

[barren zinc]

leland ,yes i remember this name

[lavish quest]

Cool I guess?

[barren zinc]

do you take cash or just credit cards

[lavish quest]

Yeah, we're just gonna move on

He can try again in an hour

[worldly oriole]

lol this guy is like my guild master

Who accused me of being an RMTer

and kick unfriend lol

[lavish quest]

Guys just been trying to piss off several people for no reason at this point. Just a troll

[copper fox]

He’s got a cute yoga mat for his knees in his pfp

Gotta protect those chapped knees

[green wharf]

yo

[wheat jay]

Thats what I talked about earlier

[copper fox]

Got that kitty cat tiger crawl going on too

[green wharf]

hurting the knee is serious stuff

[copper fox]

What a freak

[wheat jay]

Well I worded it different but meaning was the same

[lavish quest]

Lmao, he changed his pfp

[wheat jay]

XD

Mans emanating gnome energy

Sheesh

[copper fox]

LMFAO

damn

Some people on gear get super sensitive

Man’s estrogen is probably thru the roof

[fickle forge]

Bro's like ma boi Slicey

I miss that guy

Poke him once and he's fully retaliating

[wheat jay]

that one time when someone called his lifts average

and he got mad and left discord

[rancid granite]

who'd u doxx with this gif

i assume thats methyltren with santi's baby

since meth is his kitten

that could also be me after 8 beers and a papa johns pizza though

[fickle forge]

@wheat jay It just sort of happened

This spec plays itself

[ebon steeple]

20 wins to go

[wheat jay]

Yes.

[scarlet barn]

Was slicey the one saying the victim mentality line or was it someone else

[wheat jay]

it was the 155cm short steroid abuser

[fickle forge]

Slicey was big talk, but omega insecure

He was on mad gear

[scarlet barn]

Kiggs

That pfp always made me smile

[worldly oriole]

tried to reinstall wow to fix my graphics issue was told I gotta reboot my hard drive tho

gonna crash out if my binds are wipe

[fickle forge]

Y'all

I am doing something wild

I still had all my shadowlands abilities on the bars

[copper fox]

Good man

[fickle forge]

Had my summon kyrian owl on the bars lmao

OG spear

[solemn elm]

miss using the phials a lot

[worldly oriole]

wtf

[vital quarry]

You can still pop the conquerors banner if you are necrolords. Dosen’t do anything but looks pog

[fickle forge]

What the fuck man

Can I be allowed to learn a spec?

[sand sundial]

lmao

1 win > immediately +2400

[lavish quest]

You already know warrior

ragey

[fickle forge]

Fury does feel pretty stupid

[ebon steeple]

should i play arms still or go fury for the last 15 games

[copper fox]

Fury

[urban skiff]

this is ridiculous

1 fury for a 10 second cooldown

[fickle forge]

Fury feels like it's unhealable if it can stick

But that is a very if on that if it can stick

[spice hornet]

Fury is very OP into people who stand still

[fierce elm]

woah no way

[fickle forge]

What is OP into healers leaving the lobby?

[fierce elm]

being positive before they leave

[fickle forge]

I did that, but I didn't get as much from it as if they hadn't left

It's the cabal man

They're keeping down my arms push

[fierce elm]

wintraders

[fickle forge]

That dude was right all along

[fierce elm]

crazy

[fickle forge]

They're keeping me down here at 1800

These win traders

[barren zinc]

when ban

[green wharf]

whos alt is this

[lavish quest]

?

[spice hornet]

You know whose alt this is

@elfin surge good morning

[worldly oriole]

@ebon steeple

was that you lol

[wheat jay]

nice starting mmr

does that put syeg's duelist as even less impressive?

@green wharf thoughts?

[ebon steeple]

Cry can't do anything for the pally there

Most ret/dh teams or dk/dh teams just run over him

[green wharf]

just means my is earned and not given

[wheat jay]

mhmm

[worldly oriole]

lol

[green wharf]

man, pugging is fucking shit

just joined a 3x group

healer join, we q

we accept

[urban skiff]

You're 350 mmr above starting MMR right now, so that extra MMR is earned and therefor your argument about learning a new spec is meaningless

[green wharf]

and he quit

[fickle forge]

This my 2nd lobby on this spec ever

I don't even remember the first one

[urban skiff]

I started a fresh toon this week and it was 2048 start MMR

Looks like you went 4-2 first lobby

That shouldn't be enough to jump you 350 MMR alone so you have leftovers from an earlier season in TWW

[fickle forge]

Brother bear

My fury warrior had abilities from Shadowlands on its bars

[fierce elm]

lying is crazy

[fickle forge]

I'm flexing with friends rn, can't talk

[fierce elm]

Not invited

Not invited to 3s

smh

[worldly oriole]

lol no way im 2399

[fierce elm]

gaming

[wheat jay]

kargo ain't a real one

[fierce elm]

dudes fake

[wheat jay]

maybe all the drama between you and james was cuz of kargish

working behind the scenes?

[green wharf]

[fierce elm]

dudes fake

[urban skiff]

you're gonna get elite before me

[green wharf]

tony is a veteran gladiator

[urban skiff]

i believe in you

[worldly oriole]

im already elite

on 2x

in shuffles

[urban skiff]

He's washed up

[green wharf]

whats rmp

[fierce elm]

rogue mage priest

[green wharf]

fuck

[lavish quest]

Think I'm figuring out why you barely hit duelist

[grand scaffold]

yo leland

arms glad

is on the way

11-12 more wins

maybe 1 more hr

[green wharf]

Because i dont know all the pvp slangs/acronyms?

[grand scaffold]

😂

[lavish quest]

Amongst other things

[lavish quest]

I'm close to fury elite in ss because I've barely been playing this season 😂

[grand scaffold]

nice

[lavish quest]

But that's dope man, keep er pushin

[fickle forge]

Elite does seem like the freest it's ever been

[grand scaffold]

idk bro

[lavish quest]

Yeah, I just haven't been queuing

[grand scaffold]

these 2600 players are horrible

[lavish quest]

I'm still only at like 100 or 150 rounds

[grand scaffold]

kinda hard to push

idk what cr it starts to get better at

[fickle forge]

In shuffle?

[grand scaffold]

yeah

even 2700

its just crazy

[urban skiff]

https://www.reddit.com/r/worldofpvp/s/ZqPztYwbMF

Reddit losing their shit over devourer dh because a hunter couldn't win a duel

[modest shadow]

Reddit losing their shit? No way

[green wharf]

gonna stream my glad pushes

fr no cap

[lavish quest]

Lezzz gooo

1800 3s

[green wharf]

wat

[wheat jay]

dogass ui @green wharf

[green wharf]

it does

but i play like that since mop

lol

[lavish quest]

Thank God we can see that 44k was absorbed

[green wharf]

dunno why it does that

sometimes it does

[wheat jay]

THANK GOD WE CAN SEE IT WAS 2 HITS 2 CRITS SYEG

[green wharf]

Like i said, i played like this since MOP

you kinda get used to it

[lavish quest]

Have you considered changing that?

But might as well wait till midnight now

[solemn elm]

miks scrolling battle text classic addon

i actually have 0 damage numbers i just see what happens through details

[wheat jay]

@lavish quest he stood in valley

and trueshot

didnt wall

this is absolutely haram

[lavish quest]

https://tenor.com/view/haram-andrew-tate-haram-tate-yoga-fire-gif-26371872

[spice hornet]

Bruh

Clown UI

[urban skiff]

What are they even complaining about? I can't tell. They're talking about a dot and permanent slow. I recognize neither from my own devourer gameplay.

The guy is also starting his duels at max souls and max fury. Equivalent to dueling a warrior with max rage and 10 stacks of death wish

[wheat jay]

BRO

I AM PREDICTING HIS GAMES

i told him to bladestorm, he bladestormed kidney

told him to fear, they smoke bomb right away

TOLD HIM TO DISARM

[lavish quest]

Artji coaching

[urban skiff]

I'm so missing out on fun discord shit right now

[lavish quest]

[wheat jay]

HE DISARMED ON KINGSBANE DEATHMARK

[modest shadow]

Reddit is hive mind poison for the most part

[wheat jay]

@lavish quest 100% undeserved duelist

[lavish quest]

What is this? Showing debuffs they missing?

[wheat jay]

fuck knows probably

this is fun

he once had a long streak of [ignore pain] there

[green wharf]

[fierce elm]

missing debuffs

[wheat jay]

he doesnt look at it btw

it has never changed from derp to anything else

[spice hornet]

World PvP subreddit sucks. 90% of the posts are dad gamers posting “first time elite” in soloq brackets @urban skiff

[green wharf]

whats wrong with it

[wheat jay]

you dont even look at it

you cant see your teammates hp, cc, mana, anything

[green wharf]

how do you know

[wheat jay]

you cant see enemy drs

cuz you have yet to pressh amstring

[green wharf]

[wheat jay]

so, you cant see enemy anything

[green wharf]

they remove all the time

[wheat jay]

your scrolling combat text is 99% of your screen

[green wharf]

that is more to see if people are with rend

when i do colossus

[hot solstice]

what u bois doing there?

3s?

[green wharf]

THAT IS CAUSE I WAS DOING SOMETHING ELSE

SHUSH

[wheat jay]

ye, losing

[wheat jay]

im coaching his ass

basically im telling him what's going to happen, and when its going to happen, in real time

and he doesnt react to it

so he still loses

i called him to wall

he didnt

one time he did he lived

tho he just learnt that parry only works from the front

but thats fine

[green wharf]

I tried to fear the 3 people

but healer wasnt in range

[wheat jay]

this is the best element of his ui

as it speaks the truth

[lavish quest]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-out-loud-laugh-ridiculous-hilarious-lolz-gif-11471928946508461092

[wheat jay]

didnt need to, you only needed to fear the healer

he had no trinket

and dk was 20% hp

worst case scenario you'd have 2v2

with their healer having 0 buttons

[green wharf]

not true

[wheat jay]

why did you let rogue hit you in the back then?

[green wharf]

cause i was going for the mage

[wheat jay]

and only turned after i told you to

O_O

[green wharf]

[wheat jay]

go sideways

[green wharf]

thats too high cr for me

[wheat jay]

that's placement mmr i believe

or lower

[lavish quest]

Does not not strafe?

[wheat jay]

no

[green wharf]

whats strafe

[lavish quest]

Lord help us

[wheat jay]

leland proving my point about shuffle being easy pve bracket

[lavish quest]

PepeHands

And it's the only mode that exists

[wheat jay]

he took wrecking throw

with demolition pvp talent

into lock

which is cool, fine

he used it on spriest

bro

i am putting a fucking leash on him

screaming at him to stop outranging his healer

[fickle forge]

What the fuck are these buttons

[green wharf]

its the normal skills

i just changed the icons

[fickle forge]

What is Imp

[wheat jay]

same shit as vesa

[fickle forge]

Weirdos

Vesa is also not human

[green wharf]

impending victory

[urban skiff]

IMPROVED SLAM

aw

[fickle forge]

Only press that button when you have x2 OP x2 EP up

[urban skiff]

BUT IF I USE MY MOUSE TO TURN HOW DO I CLICK ON REND???

had a nightmare friend who rebound AD to strafe but then when he needed to turn he took right hand off mouse to use the keypad left+right to turn

back in vanilla and tbc

[green wharf]

[wheat jay]

conclusion, you play like shit

but good luck

[fickle forge]

That's mean

[wheat jay]

nah its okay

i gave him tips on voice

[urban skiff]

Then you fled when i showed up

rude

[solemn elm]

make him turn off that horrible damage numbers addon

[urban skiff]

Something fucky with Syegfryed's sound or is my discord shitting itself?

[solemn elm]

if he wants damage numbers just get like classic numbers

[urban skiff]

I want to overhaul his UI so bad

[solemn elm]

poor syeg don’t pick on him for not knowing that stuff what a little learner

[urban skiff]

Man has his party frames and arena frames as far away as humanly possible

[green wharf]

i play like this since mop

fr

[fierce elm]

Trust me, its not something you are gonna miss

we all have this phase

we all move away from it after a bit of friendly bullying

[wheat jay]

true

[fierce elm]

About once you realize that seeing your damage/healing numbers like that doesn't matter

whatsoever

[green wharf]

imma do this for midnight

no use in learning to play again now

[urban skiff]

This, i even disabled one of my addons

[green wharf]

@urban skiff did you saw the last game

i played ok

[urban skiff]

i didn't, i'm going to and from to cook dinner

ribeye and hashbrown fries

[green wharf]

[urban skiff]

man I can't even tell who your party members are

i'm guessing ret war disc

[fierce elm]

"learning to play again"

YOU ARENT LOOKING AT THOSE NUMBERS

I am gonna go in there

and I am gonna question every number that pops up

and if you can't answer me EXACTLY

then its a shitty addon

[wheat jay]

bro

start with +3 rage

[spice hornet]

you guys think Syeg's numbers/UI is fried

check out my friends

@wheat jay

@solemn elm

[urban skiff]

I don't see the issue

Adding difficulty to challenge oneself is the GOAT way to play

[wheat jay]

gw2 numbers?

[spice hornet]

is it?

[urban skiff]

@spice hornet tell me, is the 3s dream dead for me?

[solemn elm]

man what the fuck is that

[wheat jay]

kinda?

[solemn elm]

why does he have guild wars 2 chat boxes

[wheat jay]

same font XD

diff size

[solemn elm]

buddy has gw2 ui + the chi in the greatest spot and the health bars in a amazing location aswell

incredible abomination of a ui

[spice hornet]

he is legimiately like 1200 cR

[wheat jay]

oof

[solemn elm]

bro zyam is crazy it be 5 am and he’s like q soon? like bro i’m bout to sleep LOL

oh poor soul

[spice hornet]

he did wayyyyy too many drugs

so hes like slow mentally

permanently

[solemn elm]

we need to bless him with like something basic

[spice hornet]

zyam is always down to q its great

[solemn elm]

and simple

[wheat jay]

it could be gw2 ui but only few pieces

[spice hornet]

half the people he fights at his mmr are just like afk

[solemn elm]

they have to be

i didn’t think it was possible to be literally 1200 you have to be like reading your ability’s while you’re attacking or something

[green wharf]

you open the spellbook to use the ultimate

like the true chad

[fickle forge]

Your UI needs help man @green wharf

Like Jesus Christ

[solemn elm]

LOOOL no one likes poor syegs ui

[spice hornet]

syegs ui is all over the plkace

lmao when he gets a killing blow the game takes a screenshot

[green wharf]

[spice hornet]

is that an addon

[green wharf]

I dunno why

he just does

[spice hornet]

i think you should just play slayer fury

press hamstring

and w key something

[green wharf]

fury is weird now

[worldly oriole]

lmfaooo

got 4 wins

then everthing went to shit

[fickle forge]

It is abysmal

He cannot see anything

And I guarantee you he reads none of the info

[spice hornet]

With zyam?

[worldly oriole]

no

got up to 2390 with him last night

down to 2350

dh dk rsham this morning to 2420

but the dk had to go

[fickle forge]

High exp ☝️ 🤓

[urban skiff]

tbh it's higher than me

[fickle forge]

Only reply to this comment if you are high exp ( 3200 NA / 1800 EU )

[urban skiff]

what a lobby to start shuffle out with

[lavish quest]

Fury is pretty hard

[spice hornet]

He’s playing Colo arms and is doing nothin with demolish

[fierce elm]

Just did 3 AI chatbot interviews so they can pre-sort me @urban skiff @fickle forge

I am gonna kill myself

[urban skiff]

fuck i'd never do that

[fierce elm]

Literally just an AI chatbot asking me things that is already in my resume

like hello

Oh well

Applied to 6 jobs

[fickle forge]

Yikes

I never do that

[fierce elm]

every fucking thing was ANSWERED in my RESUME

That you REQUESTED

[fickle forge]

Those and video introductions I just jump the ship

[fierce elm]

why am I doing this SHIT

I mean it is a huge fucking industry

so they probably need to filter people out

[lavish quest]

I came out of retirement and had to relearn fury

Difficult spec, after training i doubled my damage

[urban skiff]

I would actively fuck with them

costs them money to use

[fickle forge]

It's called CV

You do the CV to fast filter

[fierce elm]

Yeah but I doubt they want to read like 2k resumes

lmao

[fickle forge]

There ain't 2k resumes

[fierce elm]

There is

[fickle forge]

Maybe like 150

[fierce elm]

The company in total has 20k employees

so probably not 2k resumes

But they are filling summer workers rn

And I doubt someone wants to read an entire resume to find out they have no relevant education or experience

filter them out with a basic questionaire lmfao

[urban skiff]

RIP

[fierce elm]

gonna call around to all the firms in the city on Tuesday

"YO HIRE ME BABES"

[fickle forge]

Good luck

Now 3s is truly RIP

[fierce elm]

Thanks

[fickle forge]

Finito

[fierce elm]

Because I am applying for jobs? lmfao

[fickle forge]

No more WoW ever

[fierce elm]

the thing I was doing anyways

[urban skiff]

I begun applying for jobs now too

[fierce elm]

No wonder this fucking industry is DYING

[fickle forge]

World of Warcraft Player Versus Player three versus three is dead

[fierce elm]

motherfuckers require 2 years of experience for an entry level job

like hello

HELLO

TEAM

[urban skiff]

I ignore any business that does that shit

if they're going to wave their red flags that happily even before i'm employed there's no telling how badly they'll try and treat me once I'm locked in

[lavish quest]

What's your age again afto?

[fickle forge]

Apply anyway and say your study is the 2 years experience

[fierce elm]

Like waht do you mean I need a heat certificate for an entry level JO

I did apply anyway

lmfao

One wanted grades from basic school and I just said Yes

I do not have the grades

[spice hornet]

you don't work?

[fierce elm]

Worst case they ask me wtf is up with that, best case I tell them why the fuck do I need grades in English/Maths/Swedish when I clearly can finish an electrical education

LIKE WHAT THE HELLY

[scarlet trout]

what the halle berry

what the hellion

[urban skiff]

Nah, taking a few months off

[fierce elm]

Which is what I asked the school when I applied to it

[scarlet trout]

@spice hornet if you're NA when are we queueing

[spice hornet]

whenever you want

[fierce elm]

anyways someone hire me

[scarlet trout]

sweet

ill get my pvp gear set up via war chests

so im not trolling

[urban skiff]

In one interview they called in the top executive guy and two of his henchmen at the end of the interview

and all he cared about was grades

[fierce elm]

lmfao

[lavish quest]

He trolled with me btw

[lavish quest]

Asshole

[fierce elm]

If they want to filter me out because I don't have a grade that tells me I can do addition but I have a finished education in a place where I had to calculate different engines

then fuck it

filter me out

FILTER ME OUT DOOD

I CAN TAKE IT

[fickle forge]

Often times they try too hard finding the perfect candidate

[fierce elm]

Eh, they are looking for summer workers

and tbf, just having an education puts you above the rest according to my contact

They have a ton of applicants that try to get in based on vibes

Applied to a paper factory too

that might be fun

[lavish quest]

Lotta fake job listings too if it's anything like the US

[spice hornet]

me and zercher gonna work at novo nordisk

[scarlet trout]

no

we had big fun

[fierce elm]

Somewhat

but they are easy to spot

[lavish quest]

Jobs are dead regardless

[lavish quest]

[scarlet trout]

right?

[vital quarry]

Electrician? Become a lineman, infinity of work.

[fierce elm]

I still have to get into that field

[scarlet trout]

my grandfather was an electrician in new york

they have good unions

[vital quarry]

Yea I had nothing, they just took me in and teached me

[scarlet trout]

i can give a +1 for electrical lineman

[vital quarry]

It’s fun too

[fierce elm]

It is just the way it is here rn

[lavish quest]

New York is deadge now

[scarlet trout]

didnt they get that muslim guy as mayor though

thought he was making some good changes or something

[lavish quest]

Idk if he gay. But he's got a ton of horrible ideas lmao

[scarlet trout]

ah

[fierce elm]

Anything is up compared to Cuomo

[scarlet trout]

yeah

cuomo's father(?) was a good guy i hear

but talking to family in NY

they werent a big fan of the new one

[fierce elm]

You never are supposed to be

until you know, they do good

and prove what they said weren't just lies to get elected

[green wharf]

they got his ass

[scarlet trout]

who that

[lavish quest]

He, who wants "no qwar"

[urban skiff]

they're only in copenhagen

[fierce elm]

REMOTe

[urban skiff]

they're one of the champions of "return to office" bullshit

[fierce elm]

ew

[urban skiff]

means they're too american to be worth working for now

there's many great Danish companies, no way I'm going to slave for someone pretending murica is peak employment

[grand scaffold]

man i dont like arms

[urban skiff]

what's your stance on legs??

come on, that's fucking funny

[grand scaffold]

😂

thats a good one

[green wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/bu-dum-tsss-pirate-monkey-bored-gif-12076993

[solemn elm]

lol that was a good one

[solemn elm]

should be fun :)

[green wharf]

broo there is just too much fucking ranged

i ace when there are other melees

[urban skiff]

was actually really shit

[green wharf]

but everyone is fucking ranged

Even the melees are ranged

[urban skiff]

assa didn't do anything to take pressure off of me so I was on the back leg the entire round

[green wharf]

🫃🏾

[urban skiff]

I DON'T FEEL LIKE THERE'S A RET PALADIN ON MY TEAM WHAT THE FUCK

[green wharf]

what im looking at

[lavish quest]

Someone cranking

[sharp meteor]

death taxes and low rated players looking up everybody they queue into

[urban skiff]

elite players ruining my evening by being in my games

[scarlet trout]

trade chat is giving me an aneurysm

but i have to make money from crafting orders

[grand scaffold]

im telling you if you send me a video of you playing warr

+100 cr

[urban skiff]

its my shaman struggle right now

just wanted some chill games before bed but turns out there's only tryhards in the pool who shut down everything I can all the time

[grand scaffold]

what cr you at

[urban skiff]

Just a bad night is all

[lavish quest]

How much have you made thus far?

[urban skiff]

When i play with people who don't have stupid reflexes I have a much better time

[scarlet trout]

uhhhh

made like 50-70k

but ive spent about 100k

but we're easily gonna get another 30k

i make about 10-15k a day

[grand scaffold]

try to get dr'd before you do your goes

[lavish quest]

How long do you sit there a day? Lol

[urban skiff]

But also all my games have had mm hunter at the very least and two of them had an assa rogue

[grand scaffold]

those are good when they are on your team

as enh

[scarlet trout]

whenever im waiting for keys to accept me

which takes a while

[lavish quest]

Lmao fair

And you won't just list your own

Kek

[urban skiff]

very difficult, I get shut down by both silences and stuns and disarms, when there's assa I can't trinket disarm and the first 20+ seconds I don't get to do anything at all

[scarlet trout]

I have an ara kara 12

i have no interest in that stain of a dungeon

[grand scaffold]

bit of a weird strat

but you can bait people with doomwinds

and save ascendance

some dude 1 shotted me today doing that

[urban skiff]

The disarm is always in response to ascendance, not doomwinds

[grand scaffold]

you would be surprised

[scarlet trout]

id trust zercher

[grand scaffold]

i disarm doomwinds

[scarlet trout]

he plays shaman as a career

[urban skiff]

I can tell because if I last long enough to get a proc, they slap a disarm on my set bonus proc'd ascendance

and that shit lasts like 1½-2 seconds

Just some bad comps for me today

[grand scaffold]

are you swapping on people with no trinkets

[urban skiff]

I typically do a lot better into stuff like mages and rogues who don't have a hunter on their team

[urban skiff]

m8 I'm not doing much of anything besides dying super fast

another bad matchup @grand scaffold

between unholy and assa and ret I'm kind of fucked

I need to build me a high-vers set

[grand scaffold]

ive never ever heard of an enh shaman doing better into mages

you musta cracked some type of code

[nimble jasper]

isnt shaman one of the better classes into mage

[grand scaffold]

ele is

[spice hornet]

Mage is the best class in game and can’t die

[grand scaffold]

this man gets it

[nimble jasper]

well yeah besides that

me when the fire mage asks

why i dont “just” sit a frost mage

in shuffle

same guy who gets speared in opener and blocks less than 30s into the game

[lavish quest]

It's not that bad

Jeez

I think I have it done at a 14 months ago

[urban skiff]

I hit them so they die

idk what to say

[nimble jasper]

Yeah arakara is just slightly less stupid friendly than some other keys

[urban skiff]

lost first round

[nimble jasper]

does ele even hardcast

in current year

[urban skiff]

nop

only to bait

[nimble jasper]

lol i was about to say

besides hex cant remember last time i saw an ele castbar

@sharp meteor hypothetically if one were to q shuffle as prot, do you get slotted as a dps role

[sharp meteor]

well ye

prot palas used to replace healers but no longer

prot warr shuff is just dps

only weird rule is u cant have 2 tanks same lob

so you'll never see a veng, brew, other prot warr, etc

[nimble jasper]

Oh yeah i remember when prot pal was counted as healer

and other healer would also be one

[green anchor]

prot paladins in arenas

the so called cheaters

[urban skiff]

@grand scaffold

The UHDK couldn't refrain from telling the hpal to "Never queue healer again" in the wait room so healer threw the last round

[nimble jasper]

12s horse cc immunity made me want to say colorful language

[green anchor]

have you fought evokers

[nimble jasper]

Yeah we dont talk about that class

[green anchor]

my man

[nimble jasper]

its especially bad if i play on warrior

feels like playing one of those shitty korean p2w mmos

and the evoker is cashshop andy

[green wharf]

i mean, i dont think it was going to make much difference

[urban skiff]

Really the worst map for this kind of matchup

[nimble jasper]

god damn enh games are short

[urban skiff]

If I hit my cooldowns and force a bubble or cloak the other two targets will have scampered behind LoS so I can't swap on defensives

[nimble jasper]

not one to 2mins

[urban skiff]

That's a shuffle thing

length of 2s games

[nimble jasper]

ehh i’ve had longer shuffles

[urban skiff]

Me too

[nimble jasper]

might be since alot of the classes in first ss can die fast

[urban skiff]

I'm one of the classes that can die fast

the rest of them have stupid amounts of immunities

[nimble jasper]

unless you cheese the ret

and man forgets to bub

[urban skiff]

that don't happen

he'll magic-bop my ascendance every go

[nimble jasper]

i saw it once

mm assa round

[urban skiff]

I mean I done it

[nimble jasper]

[urban skiff]

straight up detonated the hpal

[nimble jasper]

i’ve also killed hunters

who trinket disarm and die in a stun

[urban skiff]

Hunter's range is annoying

[grand scaffold]

1 WIN LEFT

[urban skiff]

they pop out of stealth and nothing I can do for however long it takes to run into 20 yard range

to get a lasso on them

hex is 30 yards

[nimble jasper]

yeah

[urban skiff]

In theory I could make a macro that'll target the hunter and only if target is successful it'll cast spiritwalker's grace and gust of wind and hex at the target

but that feels so icky

[nimble jasper]

hope you get him out with earthgrab

[urban skiff]

don't matter, he'll instantly put someone on the team on the defensive when he doubletaps someone down to 5m hp

[nimble jasper]

skill

[spice hornet]

@copper fox

[solemn elm]

LOOOL

hes telling me about it rn too

[spice hornet]

[scarlet trout]

what

is somebody losing to tony

[urban skiff]

Gratz man, I'm proud of you

[solemn elm]

grats

[grand scaffold]

thanks bro

😄

[spice hornet]

Nice man

[solemn elm]

very swag

[copper fox]

LOL

what happened

[spice hornet]

Tony doin tank dps and sayin DH is bad

[lavish quest]

YUGE

[nimble jasper]

dh dam bad?

[spice hornet]

Tony told me gets graphical freezes for like 5 seconds at a time

I imagine that’s not helping

[nimble jasper]

tbh idk why dh isnt more common

besides mm eating your ass

[worldly oriole]

I blocked that guy

he spams racist shit

[spice hornet]

[worldly oriole]

disconnected in like 5 of my games

left this game out the gate

just now

for no reason

[spice hornet]

He will omega crash out if you say something stupid

[solemn elm]

he crashes out regularly

[worldly oriole]

im good on it bro

dont even care if i get the mount

[spice hornet]

You’ll get it bro just find a dk

[nimble jasper]

need the crusader stream

[worldly oriole]

i got wins this morning without him

yea

[nimble jasper]

for the content

[solemn elm]

basically

just find a dk

[fierce elm]

thats fucking good

stand up for yourself

dont take this crash out shit

[grand scaffold]

This dude comments so much on my gameplay when I used to play with him it's insane

I decided that season I would rather not get glad than get it with him

[grand scaffold]

Zyamx the worst of the lot

Dude is the most rude mf I have ever met

[spice hornet]

[spice hornet]

Yeah he’s still the same. Some of his feedback is valid though. Just something that not a lot of players can kinda handle. I take the valid points and just tune out the rest and that works for me

And he will always play and is chill otherwise

[grand scaffold]

When I play with him it's like I do everything wrong

I legit start playing worse with how much he nags

[green wharf]

Do people still do RBG

[sharp meteor]

no

[solemn elm]

dude this character is so fucking cursed bro

its so annoying

just makes 0 sense

[grand scaffold]

What happened now

[solemn elm]

nothing

just not able to win a lobby today

[grand scaffold]

You playing arms?

[solemn elm]

fury

trying to get back to where i was but its literally impossible

was 2840

now im just this garbage

[grand scaffold]

Dude I'm telling you these mf throw with warriors so hard

[solemn elm]

its so fucking dumb

just a round where i get literally fucking 1 shot by this male human paladin that is so lost its insane

i tell him too lets go druid, we need to hit druid this dk and this fucking ret like bro we need to hit the druid we just cant pve these people to death

and this guy doesnt hoj the druid once

[grand scaffold]

Worst one is when the healer doesn't heal and blames you

[solemn elm]

on the enemy team he just literally is always on druid

its so cringe bro

[grand scaffold]

Hahahahahahaha

[solemn elm]

just a random round where i get 1 shot and this guy doesnt go 0-6

its so dumb

[grand scaffold]

Shuffle is silly

[solemn elm]

holy fuck bro

i just cant get back up on this character its so infuriating

like why is this character cursed

cause it has like almost 600 rounds ? i dont get it

geniunely not allowed to win

its just not possible

[grand scaffold]

Try changing your gear

[solemn elm]

1b damage is not enough

[grand scaffold]

Just for the sake of seeing if it affects lobbies

[copper fox]

It’s not cursed. You go into that chars game with a weak mental I bet

[spice hornet]

Damn you’re goating out

[solemn elm]

not even man i just try to game and its just impossible

its just random garbage

i literally cant ever get back to 2800

im also off of cut off by like 1 point thats cool

[copper fox]

I mean

Cut off is going to be 2950 minimum

[solemn elm]

atleast on this character its just impossible to climb at all

[copper fox]

It was never going to stay there

[solemn elm]

yea i know

its so frustrating

[copper fox]

Dw about cutoff rn

[solemn elm]

on this character

[copper fox]

You need to q main next weekend tho

[solemn elm]

i just cannot wrap my head around it

ya i will

[copper fox]

Because me Santi sze and probably happy will be pushing next weekend also

[solemn elm]

ya

just dont understand this game at all sometimes bro

like twice in a row in 2 lobbys just a dumb 1 shot on me cause im wearing paper armor cause im fury warrior

its so annoying

why am i even wearing plate armor if i just die so fast

[copper fox]

Yea fury is a piece of paper

In blitz last night I tanked so bad I felt like I couldn’t get games with healers that could keep me alive

Dead all game

Instantly

Doing healer dps cus dead

Got flamed for my dmg

[green wharf]

destro/Assa/MM

[copper fox]

Yet I’m dead

All game

[green wharf]

impossible to get a game without it

[solemn elm]

my god bro

what did i even do to deserve this shit

whats more stupid is none of these lobbys even have dumb ass hunters

its just dumb ass people

[copper fox]

We all have our form of crash out and ngl you gotta change yours to rage

Rage is bis

Dooming is gay

[solemn elm]

how could i possibly even change it i already rage anyways

[worldly oriole]

Call of Duty and World Of Warcraft are under the same company. wouldnt be surprised if theres some awkward matchmaking in wow designed to keep you on the hook

[solemn elm]

its just infuriating

[copper fox]

I’m just saying, respectfully, you’re kinda doom typing… gotta channel that shit

[solemn elm]

i havent been able to get back up on that character for like days bro

[worldly oriole]

the matchmaking in call of duty is designed to keep you like 1-1

[spice hornet]

Most intelligent Tony post

[worldly oriole]

ive just wanted to log out but tryna get this mount

[green wharf]

people are fucking abusing it

[spice hornet]

What’s their names

[solemn elm]

how do i even channel it what do i even do man it actually just tilts me so hard and i just dont understand what is even like wrong with this character

[green wharf]

i dunno

they exploded my ass

[solemn elm]

i just dont understand what to do i dont get like why this shit happens to me

this ret just stood in the middle of the tigers peak and just did absolutely nothing and then proceeded to tell me this

this dude has to be an NPC bro

[spice hornet]

[sharp meteor]

kings honor friend

[solemn elm]

yes bro this guy is going to tell me where the profession trainer is

[sharp meteor]

this guy bout to tell me they should put glad mount in shuffle

[solemn elm]

then the next round after he just actually is hitting the druid