pvp

[sharp meteor]

and just did that for 200 games

[copper fox]

Lmao

[sharp meteor]

look at glad wins

3/50

[ebon steeple]

Wait

the double dh

[spice hornet]

Ffff that

Yeah that sounds lik Tony he does queue double dh

[worldly oriole]

na I played dh dk today and dev dh @ebon steeple

[spice hornet]

Zyam is on @worldly oriole

[wheat jay]

happy new year mofos

[robust hearth]

I dont do arenas bro yall can circle jerk eachother

[worldly oriole]

XD @spice hornet

we got 2550mmr then had 2 shit nights lol

dont even know anymore

might just give up

[spice hornet]

you got this bro you can finish dont give up

[worldly oriole]

haha

yeah

ive tried hard for it past like 3 days

20/50

my brains cooked. I even changed my sleep schedule to stay up and play

[spice hornet]

Why do that I’ve given like over 100 wins to others so far at normal time

[copper fox]

What do you do

[green wharf]

real endgame content

lfr and delves

[robust hearth]

Blitz

[spice hornet]

Guy shitposts in the PvP channel but doesn’t do it

[copper fox]

Lmao

[green wharf]

the amount of people that shitpost in the pvp topics in the official foruns, that doesnt do pvp is insane too

[copper fox]

You pushing r1 this ssn? Best title this xpac

[robust hearth]

Lol no strategist is the only goal and I got tht 2 months ago

[ebon steeple]

WHY IS VAL HERE

[robust hearth]

I gotten it 3 seasons in a row all 100% pure solo queuing no duo queue at all

[fierce elm]

boosting

[copper fox]

That’s called a boost bruv

[copper fox]

Nice same until this ssn but I’m pushing r1 that’s why I am doing duo now

[robust hearth]

Just pay xpert he will organize queue syncing

[copper fox]

Does he even play this season lol

[robust hearth]

Or seth

[copper fox]

Haven’t seen him

[robust hearth]

He actually got DQed and perma banned this season

[copper fox]

Good

[robust hearth]

Expert did

[copper fox]

Yea

[robust hearth]

Idk what happened to seth

[copper fox]

I’ve had games with Seth

Recently

He plays

[green wharf]

attention

new years breaking news

[robust hearth]

Old news

[fierce elm]

multi-license gatekeeping

now this is an AI post

100%

[robust hearth]

Y r1 is never legitimate

[copper fox]

Lmao

[spice hornet]

It’s actual a valid point to discuss because some total degenerate can multi license and take up multiple spots

[copper fox]

That’s omni on 2 bnets

Taking all arms r1 spots

[fierce elm]

The average forum poster does NOT know what monopolized means and absolutely not how to spell it

[robust hearth]

Look up OPs armory

[copper fox]

I think you should be DQd if you do that

[spice hornet]

It’s for sure not for

Fair

[green wharf]

the official foruns is a constant source of entertainment and aneurysm

[fierce elm]

lmao

Aren't you a poster there

[robust hearth]

@scarlet trout what do you think on this matter?

[spice hornet]

[fierce elm]

kek

[spice hornet]

Kennie thinks I post there under the name Bathroom I’m guessing he got that idea from @fallen estuary which means there’s some kind of side channel that discusses who is who on the forums

[fierce elm]

absolutely there is

[spice hornet]

Absolutely stay away from the battleground forums

[robust hearth]

Deathgrip is a raid buff

[solemn elm]

qfiend u dont have glad ?

i thot u play with zyam mayne

[solemn elm]

fat ass boost

[spice hornet]

I do, I was quoting Tony

[solemn elm]

oh LOL

yea ik u own

[spice hornet]

That is on point though

[robust hearth]

Y all it is is them complaining about premades

[green wharf]

which is a problem

[scarlet trout]

I think Qfiend is my best friend

[robust hearth]

[robust hearth]

Im glad you making fwens little one

Don't forget your helmet before going outside to pop fireworks @scarlet trout

[scarlet trout]

helmet

KEKA

[green wharf]

now kiss

[urban skiff]

@spice hornet hey if I'm always 2100 mmr in 2s no matter if it's end of season or the very beginning, does that mean I get worse as the season progresses? 😮

[spice hornet]

Zercher drunk in bed after the ball dropped

[ebon steeple]

14 wins down

was hoping to hit 2500 but 2485 is good

[worldly oriole]

you guys are owning

[urban skiff]

it's only 2.30

[copper fox]

Yes

[ebon steeple]

Watching mes stream and saw him qing with one of the homies

[lavish quest]

New York hasn't changed the year yet

[urban skiff]

@copper fox

HOW IS HE HORSE

BUT FROG

[spice hornet]

Zercher is Danish

[worldly oriole]

same item 3x in a row

[urban skiff]

game knows you need wood

[worldly oriole]

how rare am i? as a person?

[lavish quest]

So? New York changes the yearr

[green wharf]

you are asking for it with this one

[tribal holly]

Happy new year hardstuck 1800 folks

[mint slate]

god id like to get to 1800 so i can get my shoulders and fuck off im in 1600 hell

[fallen estuary]

Who dares ping ME!

[spice hornet]

Me

[novel crater]

Happy New Year fellow freaks @spice hornet @copper fox @sharp meteor @elfin surge @lavish quest @worldly oriole @urban skiff and everyone i cant tag ❤️❤️

[mint slate]

movin on up!

[copper fox]

same to you pal

[solemn elm]

happy new year :)

take care of yourself

[green wharf]

could have tagged me but all right

[solemn elm]

and let’s hope we all get r1

[scarlet trout]

hey happy new year guys

[spice hornet]

Happy New Year Santi!

@green wharf caipirinhas tonight?

[green wharf]

already had pure vodka earlier

[robust hearth]

Happy new years @winged thistle

[robust hearth]

Just git gud

[mint slate]

i have been but im not so sure about my teammates sometimes

[spice hornet]

I’ll
Do it for 200k

[urban skiff]

@spice hornet still 2.1k mmr

[bright kraken]

Found this on Reddit 😭

[urban skiff]

my sub rogue is the same

500 rounds to get 1800

meanwhile shaman toeing elite with 141 rounds

warrior? 400+ rounds to do the same as my shaman

[green anchor]

me but arms warrior

and blitz lmao

200+ rounds

[fierce elm]

lmao was about to tag you

[urban skiff]

s1 blitz I lost first 15 rounds of blitz

[green anchor]

S1 doesn't count

[urban skiff]

I'm very happy I couldn't see my MMR back then

it would have been very discouraging

[green anchor]

I did shuffle only in S1

and it was enough for me lol

switched to blitz

[urban skiff]

@copper fox i overshot my dk and doubled the amount of games I need to play to finish up dk mog

🙁

[green anchor]

S2 I wasn't even pvping until the last month of it

but had nothing to do so I went and got 1950 at least for the mog

illusion was terrible

[lavish quest]

Happy new year to you sir!

And to all you career rivals as well!

[fickle forge]

Didn't know you posted your journey

[bright kraken]

I still remember my first time...

[bright kraken]

winning though

[urban skiff]

o shit yeah HAPPY NEW YEAR Santi and others on that tag

also to @fickle forge @fierce elm @rancid granite @green wharf @haughty jewel

[bright kraken]

where's my happy new year

its like im not even here

[fierce elm]

Aren't you chinese

not new years yet for you

[urban skiff]

bro happy new year

what the actual fuck

[fierce elm]

Sis*

[urban skiff]

everybody gets to play enhancement but me

[bright kraken]

im pegging you

[fierce elm]

what the fuck

[lavish quest]

uwu

[lavish quest]

I had you covered

[bright kraken]

you are not fighting me to become an OF model

[lavish quest]

Peepo_MathsConfusedThink

[urban skiff]

oh look A DIFFERENT ENHANCEMENT

[urban skiff]

somehow a tough lobby

rdru and voidweaver disc both feels really stronk into unholy when coupled with casters

[fierce elm]

(if the DK is bad yes)

no flame

[urban skiff]

I know i'm not great, that was my 7th lobby

but when I kept the shaman off the warlock the warlock couldn't land kills

and no matter what I was hitting into they always decided to swap targets to something else

couldn't keep up

[urban skiff]

This looks brilliant

[fickle forge]

So do I

I won't forget it either

[fierce elm]

You dont have wrist issues where you need a specialized bar for 180 euros

[bright kraken]

why do you remember my firs 1.8k

[fickle forge]

We were talking about 2.4k

[fierce elm]

1.2k

[fickle forge]

0.2k

[urban skiff]

sounds like i need to create issues first

mostly i just like how many uses it has, remember i have a home gym so I need to think about compound solutions

[lavish quest]

Wait, you were talking about pvp?

Clueless

[bright kraken]

dude my first +20 i got flamed for dying twice into the first pack as tank

(BDK, SBG with the two skele tank buster fuckers. i didnt know about the opener using deaths caress/DRW)

[lavish quest]

https://tenor.com/view/joke-dumb-you-dont-get-it-gif-7962556574843576309

[urban skiff]

caster lobby

think i can eeke out another 3-3?

nop

but almost time to try aug

tripple tap lol

[rancid granite]

happy nw year :)

[urban skiff]

Unholy is done

aug or feral or dh?

[green anchor]

DH

become Tony

[urban skiff]

can't, imma stop at 1800 because I have so many alts i want to get going :S

I hear tony is 2100 at least

so for this season now done:

Enh
fury
sub
uh

[solemn elm]

can help if you need

[solemn elm]

volley

i see it right there

little arrows falling from the sky

[urban skiff]

Yea but it was a shuffle

double kills are rare enough

[solemn elm]

happy new years, the new year’s resolution is to kill every single mm hunter

yea

[urban skiff]

i don't think i've seen a tripple yet

maybe 2x on their team and 1x on mine as a draw

[solemn elm]

good try my seal friend

[urban skiff]

I got my goal though

[grand scaffold]

yo

mr zercher

[urban skiff]

yooo

[grand scaffold]

you think i should try to get shuffle r1 on arms

[urban skiff]

I think you're about to have a better time than me

[grand scaffold]

😂

you playing evoker now?

[grand scaffold]

aug!?

making warrior sad globally

[urban skiff]

I'm just going through the lower ranked things to relive the rush of burning myself with oil

[grand scaffold]

🥀

what

[grand scaffold]

try outlaw rogue

[urban skiff]

I did sub

500 rounds to hit 1800 🥴

[grand scaffold]

dang

sub rogue not my thing

but i can play assa like a ring and a bell

[urban skiff]

it's the only rogue spec i acknowledge

If I wanted to play assa I'd play my feral

[grand scaffold]

nah feral too hard

have to cyclone and shit

[urban skiff]

feral is so easy and fun

[grand scaffold]

assa is fun though

[urban skiff]

once you get in the flow it's just a rush

[grand scaffold]

crazy damage and kiting

[urban skiff]

Kiting?

kitting

😄

[grand scaffold]

lmfao

feral too complex

its like bringing chess to wow

a good feral might be the most annoying spec to face though

[urban skiff]

I don't think I'm good but it's a natural spec for me

maybe because I've been a feral main since vanilla

[grand scaffold]

you are a feral main?!

[urban skiff]

I got rank12 or something on it too

In theory?

it's the spec I fall back on if I want to relax and have it easy

just like enhancement i guess

[grand scaffold]

crazy

so why dont you play feral more often then

[urban skiff]

it don't feel as good when I win

turn shit around

Like this right?

Playing low vers enhancement is fun

@grand scaffold

[grand scaffold]

sup bro

[grand scaffold]

enhance burst crazy

[urban skiff]

I think that dk was way scarier

😄

The struggle is the fun part

man aug is weird to play

i know i'm wearing honor gear but getting steamrolled by a paladin that I can't outrun is just

[modest shadow]

i've won 7 rbgs in a row wtf is going on

[lavish quest]

The payment to the cabal went thru

Duh

[urban skiff]

streak

in s2 i won all my blitz in a row

ALL

completely undefeated, but i stopped playing before doing anything of interest with it

[urban skiff]

Is Jefferson Curl as good as zercher squats?

[vital quarry]

No. Jefferson is gay, zercher is superchad

[robust hearth]

Did @scarlet trout survive?

[urban skiff]

i feel like i want to invent the jefferson squats

[vital quarry]

I always look at jeffersons as something influencer girls does on social media.

[urban skiff]

really?

[vital quarry]

Yea, former powerlifter. So im quite biased in my training prolly. 😄 Just do what you enjoy

[urban skiff]

Just a dad doing strongman adjacent stuff at home in a home gym but on copious amounts of state sponsored roids

Gotta have won some sort of lottery to get both testosterone and amphetamines on a prescription

[spice hornet]

wtf

[green wharf]

[copper fox]

Current powerlifter, zerchers are gay

@grand scaffold we saw that, don’t delete messages

[urban skiff]

ok but they're fun

Idk if I trust jefferson curls to be as much fun though

[grand scaffold]

😂

i checkpvpd him and saw he was still playing

[urban skiff]

I missed the fun

@grand scaffold are you Arms R1 yet?

[grand scaffold]

nah

but im going up

[grand scaffold]

but rn im playing some 3s getting some glad wins going

[grand scaffold]

😂

[urban skiff]

I think i have a problem

[grand scaffold]

😂

[green anchor]

Zercher going Kennie mode

[urban skiff]

I'm just a wee furry

[green anchor]

that belt

my eyes

[urban skiff]

what belt?

it's a dick

[green anchor]

oh that's unlucky

[vital quarry]

nah. I love em

[copper fox]

Not that bias then

[urban skiff]

It's not big, it's a dwarf with a regular sized dong

[vital quarry]

true

I see the point with zecher, i don't see the point with jefferson ^

[urban skiff]

According to instagram, the point of jeffersons is to be able to lift comfortably regardless of what position your back is in at the time

I guess being able to brace and hold at any single point in the journey to curl your back like a bicep

[vital quarry]

isn't jefferson a deadlift but the bar is between your legs

[urban skiff]

Like picking up three grocery bags from the ground while you're holding a large kid on the other arm

[urban skiff]

huh

[urban skiff]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Se3bWqMTe9s?feature=share

[vital quarry]

ooooh

the curl

[copper fox]

Jefferson deadlift and curl are 2 different things

[vital quarry]

i thought you ment the squat

yeye my bad

[copper fox]

They’re both moronic

[vital quarry]

Yea i dont do

[urban skiff]

different moronic or same moronic

[vital quarry]

as i don't see the point

[urban skiff]

Me when my wife tells me to check the girl behind us but to be discreet

[urban skiff]

^

[copper fox]

lol

[grand scaffold]

this might be the craziest looking deadlift ive ever seen

[urban skiff]

Is it even a deadlift?

[vital quarry]

It’s like a long ass stiff leg deadlift

[urban skiff]

Hey carrying my grandmother's casket tomorrow, how close to the show do I build pump?

[copper fox]

To the show lol

[urban skiff]

I can't do shirt off but maybe a tasteful wifebeater?

[fierce elm]

Haven't seen this in a while

[urban skiff]

Should have reflected that

[fierce elm]

yeah the silenced priest could do something about that

lmfao

[lavish quest]

And I thought I was the one in retirement

[spice hornet]

what kind of person do you have to be

[vital quarry]

Cut off the arms on the suits jacket

[spice hornet]

where your idea of pvp is specing prot, picking up a bunch of world and questing buffs, and then just sitting in some bloody token world quest on the map

[urban skiff]

No suits and no black. She hated that kind of formalities

[lavish quest]

A furry

Like Kennie

[sharp meteor]

Only when I'm working on the wpvp achievements.

[spice hornet]

yeah except kennie has one key difference from these other guys, kennie isn't lifetime 1200 CR max and hides his api

[sharp meteor]

I love end of season where like one third of players disable data sharing and show offline for a month.

[grand scaffold]

2500 eu 3s now

😄

[harsh totem]

Does mud add ppl on his friendlist on bnet

I sent him a friend request, if your asking why i need him on my bnet the answer is clear i gotta flex that to ppl

[copper fox]

Why did you say eu

[copper fox]

You buying glad from him?

[harsh totem]

Nou

[cosmic yarrow]

Anyone have any opinions about spear vs dragons roar for colossus arms?

[fierce elm]

Do you want the right opinion

or an opinion

[cosmic yarrow]

The right one haha

[fierce elm]

Run roar

and forget spear

[cosmic yarrow]

Yea that’s what I was thinking

[grand scaffold]

because i already been 2500 3s on na before

[copper fox]

But why is there a difference? Eu just more inflated ?

[sharp meteor]

are u clean from boost buyin dogos

[sharp meteor]

kind of hard to fit spear into already giga telegraphed bang

also bleed stuff synergizes with, well, bleed stuff

and colo plays bleeds

[grand scaffold]

fym

i wanna see the evidence people must have to keep saying im boosted

[sharp meteor]

its easy u q into somebody playin with people who only play for money and their data sharin disabled and/or they name change

and its like dang didnt know bout that guy

honestly so rampant in recent seasons not even fun to poke people about it

[copper fox]

No it’s definitely still fun

I found out someone on my real id did the same thing this ssn because I qd into them playing with asbur

Who only plays to boost now

[sharp meteor]

<asbur and hes friend>

[copper fox]

Lmao

[sharp meteor]

i barely get 3s in now cos healer lives in dungeons

[copper fox]

You going to get the void bat?

[prime solar]

What is the method players use to fly across the BG and cap flags in 6 seconds?

[sharp meteor]

its called pres evoker

[sharp meteor]

maybe? hopefully? was just lfging with monk yesterday to try to get caught up on cr

like 2300 cr 2400-2450 mmr or somethin i think

thankfully 3s dont overlap much with blitz queues

[spice hornet]

When is enough gonna be enough for asbur

[sharp meteor]

free money never enough

[spice hornet]

Pure greed

[sharp meteor]

maybe when he get undercut by russians

[prime solar]

Monk using osme extreme speed parachute combo to literally cross the entire midfield in 6 seconds. I'm curious what that is.

[spice hornet]

Wouldn’t call it free, trading time when bro supposedly has a good job irl

[sharp meteor]

oh was it eots

or like wsg/tp

cos u can parachute cloak or legendary cloak from uh nyalotha + scale

[copper fox]

Isn’t it the Brazilians that do most of the arena work now

[sharp meteor]

some specs can like insta pop over to dr/frr in eots

[copper fox]

Russians do blitz

[sharp meteor]

idk if i havent see the pres an dmw in a min

so maybe

[spice hornet]

Don’t know about you but I don’t see people in good jobs irl selling boosts to regards in wow for near VCOL minimum wage essentially.

I’m sure it’s great for people in countries with low wage and weak currency

[copper fox]

That’s why the Brazilians corner that market

But

[spice hornet]

People are like “bro he made 40k in one summer” like ok he played for 1000 hours and is getting something a job that grants RSUs gives each year alone

[copper fox]

Yea boosting is not something Americans generally do

[worldly oriole]

[copper fox]

For that reason

[sharp meteor]

ya its not gonna be like americans usally unless its

rly fast and efficient

[green wharf]

are they?

never knew one

[wet pike]

Hi! Which warrior spec would it be easiest to reach 1800 before end of season with? I don't play much warrior but I got there with SV hunt and disc so far

[spice hornet]

1800 is free on either spec if you press ur buttons somewhat correct

just get it for free in blitz

[wet pike]

Fair! Thanks

[urban skiff]

By definition, if you press buttons correctly you're doing everything right and should be rank1

[sharp meteor]

if u do human levels of dmg and nothing else u land somewhere between 2100 and 2400

[urban skiff]

can confirme

[sharp meteor]

marginally higher on favorably tuned specs but at some point you need to be

[urban skiff]

I'm right in the middle

[sharp meteor]

somewhat aware of positioning and cds

[urban skiff]

Or just play enhancement and collect free 3k rating

[sharp meteor]

my healer came back to the game after a year and asks if the turret lock who doesnt move still plays

and i say barbeeelf? and he goes ah so u know

[urban skiff]

that's funny tbh

[sharp meteor]

3k free on everything

had a warr mashing whirlwind in a 3100 game

[urban skiff]

took a lot of rounds but elite moving closer

still embarassing how my shaman is like 140 rounds for the same rating

[sharp meteor]

people are like rmt boosters gatekeeping rating above 1800 >.< and theres 3100 players slamming whirlwind as arms

[green wharf]

[urban skiff]

don't arms have some interaction with whirlwind?

[green wharf]

in pve

[sharp meteor]

no it should be unbound in pvp

its 1 singular use is cheese 1 shotting people with like a 10 million hit

if u full yinvest in it

[urban skiff]

yeah that's the interaction I thought I remembered

[sharp meteor]

but at that point just play demo natty

[green wharf]

im sure Greil from the foruns would say whirlwind have builds for pvp

[scarlet trout]

Who

[urban skiff]

step 1: Make a new DH spec
step 2: Make it mid range
step 3: Make the defacto pvp spec melee
step 4: laugh

step 5: forget to make void tattoos and void themed eye glow

rate my lobby @fierce elm

[fierce elm]

lmfao 0/6

[sharp meteor]

wtffffff

id pay gold to get alob like that every game

[green wharf]

2/6 if he is with the MM

[fierce elm]

0/6

DK is 6-0 unless he is ASS

[green wharf]

call it

[urban skiff]

2 wins

[fierce elm]

I just did

[urban skiff]

idk what to hit UH or BM

[fierce elm]

So the DK is ass

[sharp meteor]

u hit what u can

prob ideally bm but

its not all or nothin

dks also refuse to play bloodforged in all phys lobbies

for some reas

[urban skiff]

had them low but the MM is just not good

[grand scaffold]

you go dk unless its an mm hunter

[urban skiff]

yea good

i tried at least

[green wharf]

war smokes DK

[fierce elm]

Yeah okay, warr does not smoke BM/uhdk or mm/uhdk lmfao

[copper fox]

@green wharf no offense but I doubt you know the Brazilians capable of boosting

[fierce elm]

Warr/DK does not smoke mm/bm either

[copper fox]

So that’s not surprising

That you never knew one

[fierce elm]

Warr/dk absolutely does not beat hpal/mm/bm

[urban skiff]

FFFFFFFUUUUUCK

[fierce elm]

Just slap DK and pray for a healer diff or people being bad

[green wharf]

of course i dont, otherwise i would talk to then

wanting to buy this season aotc

[fierce elm]

Why not just join No Pressure equivalent to NA

and get a HC run through that?

[green wharf]

whats that

[fierce elm]

A friendly discord that acts as a LFG tool for content

They force reasonable demands on any group that is being posted

and you can find a run pretty easy

[green wharf]

dont know any na group like that

im on perky pugs, but they arent doing much lately

[fierce elm]

https://discord.com/invite/Fj3EuN2XD7

Pretty sure this it

[urban skiff]

that fucking sucked

[fierce elm]

smh

Told ya

Strange how I am always correct

and never wrong

[copper fox]

Idk

I’m ngl

You just sit dk there and do pve dmg

Because it’s ss

[urban skiff]

I got a 2-4 at least

[fierce elm]

Yeah but the DK/hunter is gonna do the same thing lmfao

and they do more

[copper fox]

I know but

[urban skiff]

dk was keeping me from the hunter

[copper fox]

That doesn’t mean you don’t do it

[copper fox]

That’s why you go dk

[scarlet trout]

Isnt this a server that serves as like a bait to lure in new players and then shit on them relentlessly

[urban skiff]

as soon as I went into the dk he started kiting me too

[fierce elm]

It measn you just turn off the game

[fierce elm]

idk

No Pressure originated from this group

[copper fox]

Nah he can’t kite you the way a hunter can

[fierce elm]

No Pressure is neat

[urban skiff]

no but he did

[copper fox]

Show me hamstring uptime

On one of your graphs

[fierce elm]

Show me wiener uptime

[urban skiff]

With a paladin on his team half the time?

[copper fox]

And show me shout uptime

Yes

Show me

Doubt pally freedoms dk

Show me

[urban skiff]

With his double horses?

[copper fox]

Yes

Show me

[urban skiff]

and his stronger slow?

[copper fox]

Yes show me

Pull out a zercher chart

Show me uptime

[urban skiff]

i have no idea what uptime you want

what shout

[fierce elm]

Piercing howl

[copper fox]

^

[urban skiff]

I don't have that

[fierce elm]

Oh no

[copper fox]

LOL

well

Good thing you took a fear break against 3 classes without one

[urban skiff]

Piercing howl has been completely forgotten since they removed the root

[copper fox]

….

Ok

[fierce elm]

oh no

[copper fox]

Go back to enhance

[urban skiff]

i kinda want to

that was a nice lobby for enh

[copper fox]

After that comment I think you should

I use howl regularly

[scarlet trout]

Wtf

Why are we bullying zercher

[urban skiff]

Berserker shout / berserker rage just bugging out so much I gave up switching

[copper fox]

Now I’m really confused

You stuck to the bugged one?

Instead of swapping to howl lol

[urban skiff]

Like you swap them and then ability won't fire

even if I don't use a macro

[copper fox]

I know

[urban skiff]

but if you keep one it never bugs

[fierce elm]

Even then howl is the correct choice

[copper fox]

That’s what I’m saying

[fierce elm]

even if you couldn't use berserkers shout

[fierce elm]

this is teaching, not bullying

[urban skiff]

well i just learned something new today

[fierce elm]

Like realistically you are gonna need fear break in 3 rounds at MOST

[urban skiff]

this is definitely what's been keeping me from 2400

[fierce elm]

And even then it is iffy

[sharp meteor]

warriors confused by changing 1 (one) talent

[fierce elm]

because DK can just pre-AMS the fear break

[scarlet trout]

what ccs can dk not break

Root?

[fierce elm]

They don't break any

they prevent

[scarlet trout]

yeah

That

[urban skiff]

root they break the easiest

[scarlet trout]

what breaks root

[fierce elm]

Root breaks

lmao

[scarlet trout]

price of progress doesnt

[urban skiff]

between 2x horses and 1x ghostwalk

[scarlet trout]

oh right

[copper fox]

If the dk is kiting you and you could have 4-2 yes it’s keeping you from 2400

[scarlet trout]

Horses

Unholy

[urban skiff]

also half the time they can just sit the root and do full rotation too

[scarlet trout]

Blood doesnt get horse 😔

[scarlet trout]

Is death coil spam their whole rotation

[urban skiff]

tbh i forgot a goat soundtrack so that's my own fault

[urban skiff]

death coil + the ranged scourge strike

[scarlet trout]

Ah yeah

[copper fox]

You playing fury?

[urban skiff]

also diseases and chains of ice

[urban skiff]

yea

[scarlet trout]

And then if theyre dying i guess they can

Coil themselves

But no deathstrike sounds bad

[urban skiff]

this garbo

[fierce elm]

what

[copper fox]

Did you run disarm into every match or only mm

[fierce elm]

they have death strike brother

[urban skiff]

all of them, could either disarm mm or dk

[copper fox]

Rumbling earth is a wasted talent

[fierce elm]

Shatter is CRAZY

[copper fox]

Don’t use disarm into dk

You play enrage

Always

I mean

Enduring

Rage

[fierce elm]

smh doesnt even know the talents

[copper fox]

I have a concussion it’s fine

[urban skiff]

i feel like that was explicit

[fierce elm]

no I mean bald NA man

[urban skiff]

DID I S S S S TUTTER

😄

[fierce elm]

Running shatter is also crazy

[copper fox]

Drop champions might and rumbling earth and go 2x wild strikes

[fierce elm]

Into a singular hpala when you have mass dispel and 2 purges if they ever BoP

[urban skiff]

I need a point somewhere

[urban skiff]

BROTHER THERE WAS NO MASS DISPELLING OR DISPELLING OF ANY KIND

[fierce elm]

lmfao

[copper fox]

Leeching strikes

[urban skiff]

watching a mm hunter fuck around for 10 seconds uninterrupted inside bop

[fierce elm]

so angry

[urban skiff]

we gucci?

[copper fox]

Yes

[urban skiff]

my stats decent?

[warm plinth]

those are some numbers

[fierce elm]

drop all your vers and haste rn

invest into crit+mastery

Worldofoneshot builds

[copper fox]

Yea that’s fine

[urban skiff]

if i were enhancement i would be running with 20% vers instead of 35% but warrior be squishy

actually wait, am i down to 18% vers now?

[green wharf]

i won, 2/6

[copper fox]

36% in combat?

[green wharf]

@fierce elm

[urban skiff]

I'm about 90% sure I steamrolled the worldofoneshots guy and that's the reason he posted enhancement guide

[urban skiff]

yea I always slap the pvp dummy with a taunt before getting stats so gear scales up first

[copper fox]

Yea then you’re fine

[urban skiff]

Since pvp gear has different scaling secondaries it's a nightmare to ever read out before stats

for example honor gear has static vers and the other stats scale up entirely

[solemn elm]

u can take one out of that wack ass leech talent on the top and put it onto something else

[urban skiff]

i'm trying to clip one of the rounds

[solemn elm]

concussive blows is really good

[urban skiff]

Like what?

[solemn elm]

insane

wrecking throw with demolition vs warlock

insane shatter literally every game almost cause of how many pallys there are

i use rumbling earth something but it’s vs like double melee and shit kinda whatever

[copper fox]

That’s the flex tho

I leave it in leeching

[sharp meteor]

feels aight if its like perma reset

[copper fox]

And flex it

[sharp meteor]

vs petspam or w/e

wish u had 3 ec stun as slayer tho

colo is so bleh

[copper fox]

Most of the time you ruin drs

With the shockwave resets

Not worth

[solemn elm]

the middle talent in the hero aswell can be switched if i’m fighting like something i can cleave i usually play the bladestorm one or switch to the other that does make you do like a big rampage after bladestorm if its like one guy i attack all game

it’s just hella nerfed it’s like 30 or smth not 50%

[green wharf]

25%i think

or 20%

[urban skiff]

found what lost me the round, i should have stunned the dk instead of trying to finish him off

[green wharf]

at least for arms Ms

[solemn elm]

yea some shit like that it’s wack but it’s not terrible either

that’s crazy that dk doesn’t die

[urban skiff]

I felt crazy

that's for sure

[solemn elm]

literally just needed to crit

[urban skiff]

I'm pretty sure a stun would have done it, it was probably deathstrike spam keeping him up

let me look it up

[solemn elm]

yea it was

i can hear the dumb ass sound every time they press it

[urban skiff]

Yep

That loss was on me

If I had stunned him, he hadn't silenced our healer

[solemn elm]

a real one taking accountability

ya and like big daddy tren said you should totally switch between piercing and zerker that’s usually like the difference between touching someone and not

[urban skiff]

surprisingly few death strikes tbh

[solemn elm]

especially on that big ah map

ah it was just the strang

[urban skiff]

Need something cooler to look at to recover from this humiliation

Look at that 360 no scope kick

hnnnnng

[solemn elm]

LOL trust me it’s always gonna be miserable you got blessed with a double hunter lobby

[urban skiff]

I can't complain when I'm on my warrior

All the Meta Marvins

I'm just one more of them

right now I'm just gathering conq boxes so I can gear up my auggie

queue does not bode well

queue pops, i get in, see this

and then my wife says she wants to play

this lobby better end fast

so I can get some enhancement action

@fickle forge isn't this ya boi?

[solemn elm]

double hunter is so fun

[fickle forge]

No

I haven't played with James in a bit, our 3s team hit the drama fan, now we ain't talking

[urban skiff]

but him or not him?

[fickle forge]

Not him

[fierce elm]

CArryjames lmfao

[urban skiff]

2 wins down

do I hit what here?

I ended up killing the rsham because the rest kept fucking off

[green wharf]

BM

good game for thane fury

[urban skiff]

that's 3-0

needs 1 more to break even with last failure

probs 2 more

4-0

5-0

@copper fox did i do good

my damage so low

[copper fox]

Look at this guy

[fierce elm]

Holy is this 2.4 season

[urban skiff]

you fuckin' know me

I'm going to do something stupid like pause warrior until enh is caught up

[warm plinth]

you beat a hunter though somehow

was he afk

[urban skiff]

technically i beat two of them 4 times

I beat 8 hunters

[warm plinth]

nice

theres a lot of shit hunters out there

beating them on war feels good

[urban skiff]

m8

shiut

fuck

THOSE ARE THE SAME HUNTERS I LOST TO THE ROUND BEFORE

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

[warm plinth]

few more weeks until prepatch and then I can play again

if Im playing now Id have to redo all my wa/addons, fuck all that

[fierce elm]

kek

[warm plinth]

my whole WoW installed got wiped twice this expac

[urban skiff]

just play without

I'd say that's what I'm doing but really I just have a fuckton of addons I don't pay attention to

Like DR and shit

should i let my CPU rest soon?

I feel like rest will only teach it weakness

[copper fox]

Just q until 2.4 today?

Fr

[urban skiff]

nah

[copper fox]

[urban skiff]

I cannot in good conscience get my first 2.4k as fury

not when enh is close

[copper fox]

That’s absolutely insane

[urban skiff]

You say that like we don't collectively mock people for getting their only glad in shadowlands

how do I know this isn't going to be a point of mockery in 10 years??

[copper fox]

It won’t be because warrior sucks

If it was on mm

Your grandkids would be shitting on you for this in 15 years yea

[urban skiff]

fuck don't remind me

my kid says she wants to play hunter now

when she gets her own pc

[copper fox]

Not good

[urban skiff]

guess who just postponed her own PC by about 100 years

[copper fox]

That’s good parenting

[urban skiff]

I cannot support degeneracy

she will play feral and she will love it

[wet pike]

Not warrior?

[urban skiff]

eh

I sense furry in her future

Now younger kid however

[wet pike]

Worgen warrior

[urban skiff]

she's the most feral barbarian imaginable

She'll do great and horrible things if you ever put a weapon in her hand

[fierce elm]

not too late for an abortion

[urban skiff]

trump's too busy these days to do post term abortions nilly willy

[wheat jay]

xd

[copper fox]

You’re not even over here trump doesn’t mean anything to you

[fierce elm]

Also man my kid aint gonna be allowed to touch WoW

[copper fox]

Why are we acting like any new gen kids will want to play this garbage over Roblox or Minecraft anyway

[urban skiff]

I live in the country that will have to go to war with murica when they try to take greenland so I'd say it's mighty relevant to me?

what the fuck

[fierce elm]

I don't think you should wait to abort your children until Greenland maybe gets invaded

[copper fox]

Yes that’s my point

[fierce elm]

Don't want to go too long

It's like a lobotomy, you do it early

[green wharf]

whats up with women and playing hunter and druid

i think its because the pets

[fierce elm]

kid

women

[grand scaffold]

abortion is nasty business

[fierce elm]

Also they play priests man

[green wharf]

i mean i could have said female

dont make it weird

[fierce elm]

Its a kid, they probs see something cool

Who wouldn't want to have 800 pets

[green wharf]

every girl i play dnd with they go nuts when pets are involved

kill one and you sleep in in the sofa for 2 days

[fierce elm]

I just auto pick the buff muscular male characters in every game

[green wharf]

over compensation

[fierce elm]

It's fun

[green wharf]

if you play too much, the same archetype gets kinda boring

so you end up playing something else

[urban skiff]

pets and nurturing?

[wheat jay]

afro

[fierce elm]

It never does

[wheat jay]

waht about hot ladies in games

[fierce elm]

its crazy

Barbarians, Wrestlers, Huge giant men

MY favorite archetype in BG3 is a hulking str man beating other people with people

[green wharf]

Freud explain

[fierce elm]

Or throwing people at people

[green wharf]

5e added the giant path barbarian and it does that

you become huge and can throw people around

@urban skiff did you play with that one?

[fierce elm]

I know

Its what I ran with

though the kick was disappointing

Also the ability at 6 to enchant your weapons with throw tag and another damage type

DOESNT WORK ON THROW

[urban skiff]

never got around to it

man we're tanking our 2s rating today

[green wharf]

the 5e design have so many oversights

but they fixed in 5e

[fierce elm]

Lioke I DONT WANT TO USE WEAPONS

I WANT TO USE GOBLINS TO SLAM HUMANS

DEAD BODIES TO SLAM PEOPLE

But I cant enchant a dead body

[urban skiff]

I still want to try lizardfolk path of the beast barbarian

[green wharf]

you can if you sweet talk the dm

[urban skiff]

but now we have 5e 2024 and like, that's crazy stronk barbarian

[green wharf]

a body will be a improvied weapon

[green wharf]

cool as hell, i did with a dragonborn

let me get one pic

fucking love this manwha

[fierce elm]

https://tenor.com/view/tekken-3---king-chain-throw-gif-390265447012943057

this is waht I want to do

but nothing quite works out

[urban skiff]

yea we talk about this every time

😄

these guys had us on the ropes the entire match and then just wiped them out in a few globals when they were done wasting 3 minutes doing all the cc

[copper fox]

Why doesn’t your wife get any KBs

[green wharf]

there are some grappl builds

[copper fox]

She needs to start holding her own

[green wharf]

but they work better with other people

[urban skiff]

she's a bad priest i guess

apparently keeping me alive is a fulltime job?

[fierce elm]

I mean yeah

You got lots of self-preserving stuff though

[urban skiff]

She says she can't land kills because she can't SW:D until they're under 5% hp which is basically dead

rip

[copper fox]

Just win

[urban skiff]

i keep forgetting my soundtrack for just winning

sec

goat it ready now

[green wharf]

whats the easiest healer, monk or shaman

[urban skiff]

shaman

[green wharf]

might try one of those in midnight

[fierce elm]

monk

[copper fox]

Sham 10000%

[fierce elm]

: 3

[copper fox]

Oh I’m midnight?

[urban skiff]

rsham looking really stronk in midnight, only healer with kick

[copper fox]

No one knows

It’s most likely rdruid s1

[fierce elm]

DO NOT play Pres

MASSIVE mistake

[copper fox]

Rdruid output rn is absolutely broken

[green wharf]

[urban skiff]

i predict rsham + devourer + MS-ranged will dominate

[copper fox]

No lol

[fierce elm]

Devourer is gonna be meta, trust

[green wharf]

i need to learn at least one healer

[fierce elm]

Hpala or Rsham

ez pz

[urban skiff]

noooo a waddle comp

[green wharf]

i mean, isnt all new class/specs

[fierce elm]

Hpriest probs too

[green wharf]

orc cant be pala so no

[fierce elm]

the fuck

[green wharf]

[fierce elm]

orc healer

crazy

[copper fox]

Tsg will be meta

I’ll bet a character with a title on it

[fierce elm]

TSG won't be meta

and you will suffer

and I will laugh at you for this

[copper fox]

I’ll have glad before the first month of the ssn ends

Playing tsg

[fierce elm]

I wonder what I am gonna rename your character too

[copper fox]

Lmao

[green wharf]

i rly need a code book for all these names

TSG KFC

[wheat jay]

AFRICAN TURTLE CLEAVE

SCOOBY DOO CLEAVE

[fierce elm]

TSG is just DK/WARR

KFC is just HUNT/WARR

[wheat jay]

so is african turtle cleave

smh afro gotta be specific

[fierce elm]

no because nobody plays that

[wheat jay]

I did

with Mwahi and Kargish

so fuck you afro

casual

[green wharf]

[split helm]

Happy New Year everyone ! 🙂

[urban skiff]

what is this weird shit

everybody suddenly experts at dodging cooldowns and coordinating cc

cursed week

[spice hornet]

cabal keepin Zercher down working OT on New Years Day

[urban skiff]

that's the weird thing

we get matches vs people who play excellent

then we get hit with a moonkin + void disc we just completely obliterate

didn't even need ascendance

Like can the good players just fuck up where they belong and leave the lower brackets to me?

[fierce elm]

Real hard saying 'hey I am gonna stun soon'

lmao

[urban skiff]

there's no time for that when we're too busy reaffirming our love for each other

or is it just affirming?

eh

anyways I refuse to coordinate cc

Taht shit is for people who want to win

more waddle games

[spice hornet]

Zercher just play BM hunter

[urban skiff]

fuck no

void disc + aff just fucking around near safe room all match is just peak shit

do people enjoy playing like that?

[fierce elm]

lmfao

[urban skiff]

why so many enh disc

wtf

[wheat jay]

bro, if my wife played enh id divorce

[solemn elm]

LMAO

[urban skiff]

wtf

[wheat jay]

yes

[urban skiff]

how did we just fucking steamroll assa pres

[wheat jay]

cuz they suck

[urban skiff]

straight up bullied them

i keep forgetting my music

[lavish quest]

Enh op

[lavish quest]

Happy new year dude

[copper fox]

If your husband plays enhance is he really even a husband

[urban skiff]

I feel like I'm super close to cracking the code on how to hit a pres evoker

and when I can hit them, i can kill them

[wheat jay]

maybe so

but its like

being an eunuch

[urban skiff]

the right number of globals into hitting my cooldowns before I drop a cap totem that'll stun their stupid pet

[wheat jay]

he isn't clearly

[lavish quest]

You're enhance, you're like 30% ranged. You just bit them

[wheat jay]

but then again, is a man playing gnome still a man methyl?

[urban skiff]

I just killed a rogue inside smokebomb

or like

[green wharf]

40%

[urban skiff]

i dropped him to 5% then thought it was too easy and thunderstormed him out so i could do it again after he healed up

also let him restealth

[spice hornet]

Once Zercher swaps to BM, Mendora is gonna be a lot happier in life

[urban skiff]

what's wrong with our rsham+uhdk?

[scarlet trout]

Qfiend are you top 20 yet

[urban skiff]

He's my R1 fan

[lavish quest]

You break 1200 yet?

[spice hornet]

[urban skiff]

I can play with him on my aug

aug + whatever tonk spek he decides on + my wife

just make the other team leave

[lavish quest]

He's na

[urban skiff]

fk

all the good bois are NA

[lavish quest]

[spice hornet]

I would actually queue with turbo with Zercher if he was NA

[urban skiff]

turbo boring

[lavish quest]

Lumberjack with me?

Clueless