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You got told mud is a KFC manager in Canada
oh yeah manager
Who’s a liar
Not franchisee
he doesn't have the drive to be a franchisee
I’m fucking crying
I'm an Indian Somalian man from
Canada I work as a fidget spinner kfc manager
Chicken franchise
lmfao
LMAO
@lavish quest pin this
GIVE ME BACK THE TAX MONEG
thats the lore you guys have created
Oh is mud black
MUD has Multiple Personality Disorder
no
Otherwise his name would be MPD
Its MUD
MUD = Multiple utility disorder? 
LMFAOOOOOOO
Multiple Unranked Disorder
As in he cant escape unranked
who
WOAH
lmfao
that’s photoshopped
This is still the funniest thing ive seen here
ayo @frank knoll how do you know that?
You guys cant top this

I would rather this chat not get purged
“I dont want to hear your science”
keep it clean boys
If it hasn't yet, then it wont
I am keeping it clean
Im the most well behaved of all of you
And thats saying something
You are a little baby in the context of this channel
Khabib started it
You're a nice guy

Im not muslim
I wouldn't go that far
@elfin surge does at least
why are you methyl's hoe?
I know where you got this
afro
he let his true nature bloom

artji is doing that japanese thing
afro bent?
The uhh
Just two bald, yoked men together
Yandere
And I still CAN'T change my own name
Hes jealous you and meth are a thing
what the fuck are you saying rn
He wants you to be with him instead afro
Mud has cursed me
isnt that tsundere?
wait, @copper fox are you bald?
Artji wants you for himself
He’s envious
I dont know im american
sorry to hear that
im sorry
I have class, strength and traps so obviously yes
wow
one day they'll find a med for that
@compact mica why does Mud think I'm balding? 
traps as in afro in a wig?
Yes
leland whats the comeback to anti na propaganda from the eupilled
I don’t know
bitch cuz you are
who here did not watch riddick
bald ass shiny head
Just tell them about britain
In what sense
Or the fact that we're bigger than their whole EU and stronger too
brother y'all still confused about men getting pregnant
He's seen my beautiful hairline 
come to poland leland
You too.
you can be as racist and homophobic as you want here
NA confuses the world
confused about men getting pregnant
is from poland
Has he?
Dude
dont go to warsaw tho, thats where femboys dwell
im in that half
sorry that was mean of me
Aye he has
i apologize
dont apologize habibi
Marry me?
@lavish quest lets go to poland
we're good
Im working on not making blanket statements
@copper fox HAH i got my own kitten now, you can keep that bald ass swede
And said that drinking water didnt make them not thirsty
So theyd send the group chat videos of them bleeding themselves and drinking it
And we had to ban them
So every female born after 2000. Got it
They were from poland
no
that was a weird experience
you got weak hair genes
I’ll take weak hair genes for the strong genes I did get
just have both like arnold
Wait, meth is short?
We srs
oh nice greece, ancient gigachads, spartans, philosophy
No modern greeks
but the other coin is "oh its just turks"
Greek 2025
then its the other coin
Oh
they were the first ones to appreciate the femboys
Greek people can’t be racist they’re literally THE race that can say it
No one considers them otherwise
So he’s got the pass

Google it I’m not explaining it
i dont get what you mean methyl
He just has opinions i disagree with
Lolol
If I explain it I get banned
lol what
I dont like this conversation anymore
id love to but cant
Lmfao
Can we talk about pvp
No
racism is pvp
Khabib this is pvp
Can we talk about gym
Literally
No
the Poles became honorary Haitians after they did not join france to kill the haitians
That’s true
^
Ill be back later
Leave while you still can
they have the n word pass, like brazilians
You will get locked in here
Look at this lil lost kitten
i dont use the english version 
my cat is called the polish word for it 😄
granted we have like 10 diff words for that
Khebab
Kabob
Good kitty 🙂
cuz of you saying it
Yw
mofo had to go to vet today...
fatso
cuz he couldnt walk, had torn ears too
they shaved his fucking leg lmao
all bloodied...
I'm glad the kitty is well
a car can't bite
I mean it COULD
That is such a deep boomer fucking reference
Highest and oldest light forged ever in history ama
how was the great depression?
Not as bad as everyone made it seem
@fierce elm holy fuck that name goes hard
Boutta namechange my ret
You won’t. No balls.
If it wasnt like 15 bucks I would send it lmfao
wtf 15
idk what it is tbh
It’s 10 on na
yeah 10 BUCKS
Can I get the inherentence?
a namechange here is like one wow token
Yes
That’s a lot
Gonna racechange next patch when they let Paladin be every race anyways
really paladin every race?
Paladin orc 💪
Tony can you help you out with $10
cringe store
I played football in the south east US for like 12 years
10 bucks i can get a name change or a quesorito and stacked taco from tbell lol
when I was in Brazil at Iguazu falls I was gonna get some brazilian money and then was jsut like nvm
You can't get shit because you don't have any MONEY
the expansion is almost half of what i earn MONTHLY
Im sayin if i had money lols @fierce elm
in me job
Aight fair lmfao mb G
He doesn’t need money his mom covers it
😂
controversial take...taco bell is absolute garbage
im in San Diego so
I spent all day trying to bait my GF into us going to a BBQ place for new years
Yeah it’s crap
McDonald’s ftw
Like I was planting seeds
yeah its shit, but better than the rest of south america
@worldly oriole change your pfp to your face
Then she tells me when she is about to go to bed "Can't we just eat at home"
yeah true real mexican bangs
Does she even LOVE me
So do you make like 600k a year?
Your quarter squat is way more sketchy
i wish lol
True
Yeah @rancid granite Josh
Yeah Josh
Isn't 600k like minimum wage there?
@spice hornet Timothy
my real name is khalid kashmiri
doxxing me
My real name is Benyamin Netanyahu

Afros name is literally Patrick
My real name is Him
IT is literally Patrick
Jk my real name is Adam Friedland and I’m gay
why did you capitalize it
Nice
Banned
I got standards but not enough for that
I guess
Timing out for improper use of capitals
Is Muds name Steve
: 3
It has to be
Ryan
Ranjit
Holy shit I know it
Or Chris
Lmfao I was going to say Brian
Naaa
OH ITS KYLE
MUD pays his sub by stealing copper wire
imagine you are sweeden and you name is patrick
holy shit
Kyle is LITERALLY green monster
: 3

Green monster is rptty fucking good
You wanna know how I know
Wasn't this learned like a year ago?
because I guessed it
dont slander green monster
Highest oldest smartest light forged ever known to man ama
just like I guessed your name
Known for years lmfao
Yeah a Swedish name is like Sven or Lars
But he gets angry at me when I call him that here
You know my name Kitten?
It’s Kyle right
Karl Jacobs
: 3
Ok
Its really Monster energy vibes
That’s you
Another Yellow name
Mark Bell
Yeah we kinda cool like that
AFter like, 6(?) years of knowign the guy
I still call him by his username
7 years?
fuck is it that long
Yea everyone I’ve always played with calls me by another char name it’s funny
Almost 8 years
I’ve played with someone for a decade+ who’s known my name since wrath and calls me what my old chars name was still
Janirl?
Zerchers name is Objorn or somethin
Zercher 100% has a Danish name
For me or mud?
Wrong :)
This man gets it
@frank knoll just left doc. Heart literally perfect. Time to up the dose
Run the Jason Genova cycle
Yea that’s a good one
It’s funny if all these idiots on gear just did it properly they’d be way bigger and stronger and live perfectly normal lengths of time
Rich Piana slap boxing him is legendary
God this was a different time
A better time
Rich Piana having to defend himself for slap boxing someone who is clearly mentally disabled
is so fucking funny lmfao
lol
Rich didn’t give a shit
Gone but not forgotten 🙏
Rich was legit throwing those lmfao Jason was like “hey is this real”
?
Yeah
I will make the decision when I turn 35
My thing is
I don’t want to lose all my hair and die of a heart attack
You don’t if you get checked regularly and use normal doses lol
I lost my hair before gear
Yeah I’ve got a good head of hair
But men in my family tend to die of heart attacks so I’m a little sus
I went to the doctor and they told me I was vit D deficient 
But at least I know I'm a real gamer
Yea valid
Leland needs the D
who doesnt
Are u guys pro kettlebell or anti kettlebell
the fuck does that even mean
I mean, it depends on what you’re doing with it
Chad
I know people who say that anything you use a kettlebell for is stupid
And you should use a dumbell
But i like kettlebell for goblet squat and rowing
They have uses where a DB doesn't
jeez
why
Rowing with a KB is autistic*
Lmfao
why
id row with a dumbell
Its the same thing
The same reason why DB rows have been phased out of programs too lmfao
If you’re rowing with a kettlebell, you’re probably not getting full range of motion
also that
How
It is higher than a DB
What
Goblet squats because you can just do whatever squat variation that actually allows you to load up
A KETTLEBELL
If your kettlebell is not touching the floor, then you’re also just not rowing properly
Like how high does your bench need to sit for you to row a kettlebell
Brother what angle would that be
standing
idk
(I am off the opinion that DB rows are also pretty mid)
Your legs need far more weight to stimulate growth than what a goblet squat can provide so you’re literally wasting your time goblet squatting
You are allowed to do that
The alternative is doing ANY other rowing movement
What if you move the bench up higher than you’re not rowing correctly?
I have an unpopular opinion in that i think machines are evil
i do not like them
Why not just use free weights
What kind of machine are we talking about here like a grandpa planet fitness machine or like a t bar row machine plate loaded
Smith machine rows, Pendaly rows, Bent over rows, T-bar rows for manliness
any machine
Uh, Kroc rows but thats DB
Your objectively wrong
what the fuck is that other variaton
You’re
GOD I cant believe I forgot his name
First result for freeweight rowing
Did a few shows
Looks correct
FUCK
Yes, if you do that with a kettle bell, you will not get full range of motion
It was a one handed barbell row
But why do you say you cant do this with a kettlebell
You just do THAT
with a kettle bell
And if your kettlebell is not touching the floor, you are doing it wrong
Meadows row
Those are too advanced for this guy
yeah but cant u just move the bench higher
Thsts what i do
The kettlebell touches the floor before I can get a real stretch
lmao
And if I move the bench then I change the angle
No, because then it’s harder to get parallel to the ground because you’re on an incline
It’s not a height, diff most bodybuilders are in their mid 5 feet range
It is not a height diff
Oh im not a body builder
it is this way for everyone
I lift for health
Bro, just use a dumbbell for that
And to lift heavy weights
STOP RAGEBAITING
I never said you’re a bodybuilder lol
Anyways, Kettlebells have their place
where
My last blew up just doing heavy af lat pull downs
its just that just like DBs they cant be LOADED enough for certain movements
Kettlebell swings
I do swings
so they are very niché things
They are also VERY good if you have fucked wrists for certain movements
because the handle allows for the weight to sit elsewhere on your palm
Yes
Thats why you can use them for that thing where you pass it behind the legs
what the fuck
bro, its close to 20h and its 30°C
Pass it behind the legs

what
Hold
Are you fucking hula hooping the kettlebell
fucking equator line
I know what he’s talking about. I just can’t respond.
good warm up
Notice how this guy is bald by the way
LMFAO
They call this one the LeBron Curry
I usually just say "shoulders fucked anyways its bench time"
I can only deadlift 360 pls 
thats my crazy warmup
Not good
U dont warm up before bench???
Its super important
Get your weight up
I warm up by increasing my weight and listening to my body
Stop doing the LeBron Curry and you’ll deadlift more
If I am trying to pass time I warm up
and then hate it and just doomscroll instagram
until the becnh opens up
Powerlifter experience
Do 1 rep
Scroll ig for 10 hours
Do 1 more rep
Go home
I don’t even warm up. I just maxed out.
Idk
But no, I don't really warmup
isnt that really bad for you later in life
I definitely wouldn't do some random ass kettlebell between the leg basketball passing
Like
My warm-up takes about three minutes total in seriousness
Lots of stuff is bad for me later in life
Pull a bit on a shitty band, feel your shoulder hurt a bit, maybe do some facepulls because you look jacked doing it

then set the bench up
ur taking a break*
I literally do dead bugs and facepulls every day for my warm-ups and then I lift no matter what I’m lifting
Yeah
dead bugs suck
Everybody do be individual but fuck man, I aint tryna warm up for hours on end
passing a fucking kettlebell between my legs
sorry that was mean
Imagine thinking you have to activate your muscles as if they’re not already active
Its a real workout and its recognized and its a part of programs and its good for you
Its a real workout lmfao
No fucking program that is serious is gonna give you more than like 5-10 minutes of warmup stuff
Bro, if I don’t activate my chest before I bench, it will never get active. The muscles are inactive.
Yo, relax, I’m just trying to get my quads active
No serious program is gonna be "Okay buddy grab the kettlebells and fucking pass them around your nutsack"
lmfao
Afro do you feel unheard in group settings
I can bench your dead lift max for a set of 10
No I am European and have a naturally hostile vibe
I benched more than your dead lift max when I was natty as well that changes nothing
juicers will look u dead in the eye and say “i bench ur deadlift max” like yea u do hows the penis shrinkage
I can do it for 6 : (
Im natural : (
Oh yeah
Fun eu fact
The russians dont add eyes to their smile faces
Its fucking weird
A russian smile face is just )
I learned it a week ago
Bizzare to me
How are they allowed to get away with it
My wife is Russian and I’ve been to Russia a dozen times. It’s very weird. I agree.
Why are we doing regular BGs here
Afro what do you play in pvp
I know its not warrior because you said yours was offline


One of the two is a bad thing and you’re correct about one of them
He plays ret. He fotm rolled it
Gross
@sharp meteor I’m not Bathroom (whoever that is) 
Why
why not
because i die to ret pvpers a lot and it hurts
how come you didnt consider my feelings

Because we literally don't exist on the same server
Imagine fotm rolling smh
Bubble should be a choice node with Lay on hands
a lot of them
Why so many
OP
sit back, relax, click buttons, if anyone gets close, use defensives and then evade, repeat

Is that bad
Im sure plenty of people do that
2.2 shuffle! woohoo
No it isn’t
afk hunters
It’s normal bgs they’re probably bots
am i pveing properly
Yea
This dude is ragebaiting LFG
Khail is on a streak today
they die in 2 chaos bolt fam 
we need orc demon hunter
Orc DH would be sick
qfiend is my bestest friend in all pvp chat
the leak was better than the actual expansion
would be dope
Hey good job
damn hansol was able to sell you that fast
congrats friend
man, spikey fel orc would be dope
grats mud
dumbass lost base on eye of the storm and didnt call inc
Aren’t you mm?
alt elites

wife and i did a few normal bgs to get her conq and i had to turn off sound because of how often my "KILLING BLOW!!!" addon announced another kill
AV was won before anyone could kill anyone
im coming @copper fox @solemn elm
FIRST LOBBY ON DK
starting MMR for fresh characters is only 2k still
a 6-0 lobby turned 4-2 because the rogue is ilvl 712
gain 3 mmr for that, at least I'm still in range of the fresh people
ground zero
"only"
2050

Back in my day it was 1500
there's 20 days left of the season
participation duelist q up
Nah, the inreasing MMR is a math solution
Every new player that joins a season will siphon MMR out of the game if they don't start above 0
If that number should be 100 or 1500 or 2k or 3k is entirely a math equation based around their desire to have a percentage of the population be able to hit 1800 CR rewards
If we don't want people to easily hit 1800 for elite sets then blizzard need to turn off accelerated gains or limit it to like 1k, so people have ample opportunity to get a volume of their games that'll pull their MMR down if they don't deserve the cosmetics
dang thats crazy
but I think it's safe to say they want at least 30% of the population to get the elite set so, math checks out
people who are bad will still tank MMR with nothing to show for it
at least I did on my rogue 😄
what in the fury fuck is this
I hope this is a meme
meh
warrior elite set collected now i can log off till pre patch hits
onslaught just chunking ppls health for 8 mil
is kinda neat
go collect the weapon too
kinda close
what's the deal with always getting moonkins and eles in the same lobbies?
I've never seen a moonkin that wasn't in an ele lobby
technically i'm climbing
healer diff 😄
which spec/hero does more AoE damage on uncapped targets? Fury MT or Arms Colossus? i'm bored and i do a challenge where i try to get 1B+ in an Alterac game with some melee specs. i'm new to war and only played fury slayer in SS so far
good luck with that lol
The current AV meta is to sprint to boss and ignore everything
i had 950M on fury MT so at least not a lot of luck is needed
naah i spam alterac the last couple days and not even half the games are like that
at least for EU horde there is a lot of zerging going on
this was on EU horde too
i had like 20+ alterac games the last couple days and rarely was blitz used
I've had those by the 2nd week of the season lol
anyways for upcapped damage just look at M+ numbers, they do uncapped-sized pulls
I'm pretty sure fury is the S tier spec in m+ still
where can i compare numbers? when googling i only find tier lists
if you go to raider.io and find the leaderboards you can find what the top players are using
then you gotta engineer that bit into something that works for pvp
aight thank you
don't remind me
damn. slayer fury is not what i was expecting
I keep meaning to bring my AUG up to snuff but then forget they exist and don't feel like I'm behind all the stuff i want to do
Slayer isn't good cuz it's aoe capped
it's the 4set bonus they stealth fixed to cleave for some reason
If it wasn't aoe capped it would be good
since fury doesn't play 4set in pvp it's probably disqualified
They dont?
i mean in m+ it's by far the most played
I was using 4 set lol
For bg blitz
ngl the neltharion warmaces go hard as a fury dracthyr warrior
<according to murlok some do and some don't
where's this from again?
cata timewalking vendor
it was added very recently
sauron mog
oh shit i'm down on stock
i stg it used to be +2% mastery
it's nerfed for non-evokers
oh wait idk about that, thoughht you meant bunny hop
mastery is not actual %
it's actually rating
you just only see the end result, all classes and specs scale differently with mastery so it checks out
the mace goes well with the jackpot illusionfrom season 2
for example unholy needs 389 mastery per 1%, while enhancement needs 330 per 1%
what is the mace called? can't find it
wait is it 2h or 1h
looks good for dual-weidling
yea i don't belong
go for hunter
it's a kinda shit lobby
gonna go 3-3 or 2-4
yea best i could eeke out
gonna be 3-3'ing my way to 2k
adapted m+ fury slayer build. 3 healers on our side so i died an ungodly amount but 1B+ damage. also it wasn't as long as usual alterac games
should have been a 5-1 but kids were literally bouncing up and down my chair just shaking the shit out of me
while wife decided NOW was the time to open everything in the house to chill the room down to 12 degrees C

oh look a new personal best
could have been slingshotted to "midnight elite" though so net loss
2.4 inc
I know I'm supposed to leapfrog and go play my shaman until it overtakes my warrior again
I'm just too shaky from all this fucking cold to play something that requires half a brain instead of a full 100% fury brain
Syeg being outskilled by Zercher
I'm just lucky
It's all the cooldowns I didn't use in s1 and s2 I've been saving to use in s3
And you can pin that
I can't even remember how to open as fury anymore
every single matchup i get stopped while I'm walking there on my mount
Onslaught
root totem that nobody does anything about into demo amplified exhaustion
into a fucking mindcontrol
wait the mind control was later when it was the hunter, not the rsham that rooted me while i mount-waddled
do i charge onslaught or mount waddle onslaught?
only played 6 rounds but all 6 started with ages worth of cc and slows
war so toxic to play compared to enh
Mount waddle
Unless everyone is gonna stand in the middle and just beat each other up
Sometimes i just press reck into charge, onslaught, rampage, bladestorm and execute. real zugzug opener
boooo @fierce elm
idk about that
everybody bunnyhopping around
hard for him to deal a lot of cleave
and he's on a default disadvantage vs a voidweaver disc right?
because of pets
two druids that'll cyclone all the time
He can just train disc
and clones shouldn't be an issue either
he did
so he wasn't good THEN
I don't think anyone told him that grips can be used as pseudo interrupts
and if he drops AMS / AMZ right when the disc pops his PI/Voidballshit that's a massive amount of healing he won't catch up
on
I even did so well into the rdruid
Like spellreflected his cyclone and when he trinketed it i instant feared him
My war is handicapped by not having target swap macros like my others toons have
i fuck wasnt
push my way trough hunter plus bullshit
Do we need to review the logs?
what logs
and what those would mean 
you 100% were
my last game i got a fucking 5/1 evoker, piece of shit class
you were losing unloseable lobbies
how is that easy

you didnt win those either
Poor man being bullied
brother you had lobbies into 0xp mages in green gear
You just shit on yourself, then immediately followed it with a glaze
one lobby
and i won all games against win, and he made me lost all games with him
also, he should have some xp
as was predicted, yes
how come he already get into 2kxp
its starting mmr
its near end of season
are we?
i dunno i felt more pride when vesa got 2400 after hours of coaching
Sorry, everyone who isn't Artji is proud of you
syeg where 2400
Hours of bullying*
artji is jealous cause my mogs are better than what he have
true
mostly bullying 
You are gonna make him crash out with that comment
pants and boots dont mix
same set habibi, they do
too much going on here, want overcompensate
dont mix with the rest
Both those sets pretty good, syeg coping
^
they average
yes
@green wharf ?
i didnt?
or was it the rexxar hobo look?

oh wait
I had this too
but this is for every class as it uses 0 class specific pieces
this is a hunter mog
EU has taken its war to Brazil. I repeat, EU has taken its war to Brazil.
bro this is literally worse version of mine 
i can also see your BM spec matches with your lack of lifts
you cant just throw stuff together
Ah shit, now he's onto your lifts
if something looks good it just looks good, dont need some elaborate color science or theme jorkoff contest xD
yours is ass tho, hunter theme of nothing, you have skulls, leather, scales, PLATED ARMOR, MODERN GUN
Even the simplistic mogs work great, cause they follow a THEME, man of the jungle, spear warrior
a good mogger have all weapons that work with the set

This is disgusting
And why would I have range weapons transmog ready???
I literally play ONE spec
That's melee 
man showing his disabilities
Bm players dares say that 



