pvp

[lavish quest]

Only losers like @copper fox @novel crater and @elfin surge would do such a thing

[fierce elm]

Like you can't claim that anymore

[urban skiff]

2800 is basically 3k

which is basically 5k

So that's a 10k mage in a 2k lobby

[scarlet trout]

xd he has whispers off

[fierce elm]

Yeah understandable

I would too if I lied

[scarlet trout]

hold on ill apply and put it in the note

[lavish quest]

Why don't you get into some 12s first?

[scarlet trout]

@fierce elm do it or not

[fierce elm]

rude

[scarlet trout]

thats not a yes or no

you work through me

[lavish quest]

No

[scarlet trout]

boring

[lavish quest]

Every pvper is a multi R1

It's just standard affair in LFG

[fierce elm]

do it

nerd

[scarlet trout]

you said not to

or leland said not to

[lavish quest]

@elfin surge Remember I'm a multi R1 in LFG when I need carries next expac

[urban skiff]

I am multi 1.3k

[lavish quest]

Insta invite

[scarlet trout]

according to his check pvp he had literally never played the game until tww s2 and got glad on his first pvp season wtf

how did he do this

[fierce elm]

Called an alt account baby

[scarlet trout]

yeah but like

an alt bnet?

[fierce elm]

Yes?

[scarlet trout]

whytho

[fierce elm]

@copper fox has that too

Idk, people just do it

[lavish quest]

By being gud

Or paying the cabal

[scarlet trout]

alright

which one of you guys is logging on to pvp with me

ill switch to uhdk which apparently plays itself

[lavish quest]

I'm at work

I have a job

:(

[green wharf]

ive being asking people to q x3 for weeks

[scarlet trout]

its winter

[green wharf]

people dont want to

[scarlet trout]

syeg hop on we will do duos

[green wharf]

dead game

[lavish quest]

Tbf, if we queue with you Syeg we go to 300 ping

[frank knoll]

Some people are queued on shuffle on multiple accounts at the same time
So that they can be queued on different toons at the same time
I know streamers do it
I’m sure random nobodies do it too

[green wharf]

thats my life playing this game

there are so amny miss kicks cuz ping

i fucking hate that precog gem

[frank knoll]

Like the mage streamer Aeghis has like 2 accounts in the shuffle queue simultaneously

[scarlet trout]

why though

[green wharf]

stunning someone who already was stunned

cause i didnt saw it

[lavish quest]

Q times

[scarlet trout]

oh

[spice hornet]

@elfin surge do you respect ppl who bug out spear intentionally (locks and mages usually) or is that lame sht

[elfin surge]

i bug abuse all the time

[spice hornet]

like what

[scarlet trout]

and now the applications come rolling in

[spice hornet]

imagine if like combust, bestial wrath, wings all did 25% less dam cuz u made ur char jump a certain sequence

[spice hornet]

You're not @sharp meteor ?

[lavish quest]

Winning as a warrior

[frank knoll]

So they can always have a queue
Super high rated guys have like 1hr queue times
So maybe they have a Smurf on a different account at like 2100 getting fast queues

[lavish quest]

Why are you cosplaying as a furry?

[scarlet trout]

wdym

he plays prot

[spice hornet]

Kennie plays prot and bdk

[scarlet trout]

oh

okay well then nobody has to know

[lavish quest]

He plays probably any tank

And you shouldn't be pvping as a tank lul

[scarlet trout]

well i dont know how to play unholy

[green wharf]

you jsut hit people

[scarlet trout]

can you 1br it

[lavish quest]

What is 1br

[scarlet trout]

1
button
rotation

1
b
r

1br

[lavish quest]

Oh, I dunno

Play like you have some self respect

[scarlet trout]

i am

thats why im not playing tank

[green wharf]

but you just said you were gonna

[scarlet trout]

^^^

[lavish quest]

My word holds weight here

I speak, things change

[scarlet trout]

this is insane to me btw

an 85 on a test is a b+

you can play unholy at a b+ level

with 1br and 2 braincells

[lavish quest]

Don't tell me you wowheading it up for pvp

[green wharf]

[scarlet trout]

whats wrong with wowhead

[lavish quest]

Not for pvp lol

[urban skiff]

this hat in midnight is kind of cool

[deft wharf]

is shuffle still the thing for lazy enchant? Or blitz? haven't pvped since df s2, heard blitz was fast but idk

[urban skiff]

it's what others call SBA

[fierce elm]

depends on your skill

SS is faster

Blitz is more coinflippy and takes longer

[urban skiff]

that's not SBA, that's using the assist

[fierce elm]

Blitz makes up for a lack of player skill

SS doesn't

[scarlet trout]

ah

[urban skiff]

highlighted assist

[scarlet trout]

hold on

so

you were saying?

☺

[urban skiff]

The SBA incurs a 25% increase to GCD time

[deft wharf]

Sounds like shuffle then, ty

[scarlet trout]

yes zercher

[fierce elm]

lmfao

[fierce elm]

what is this fucking comparison

[scarlet trout]

thats why highlight is a -6%

and 1br is a -15%

[urban skiff]

It doesn't make sense that a 25% increased gcd is only a 12% loss

the numbers are for pve, by the way

[scarlet trout]

yeah

idk i mean the wowhead thing says so

[lavish quest]

Just get your build from murlok.io and then watch a vid on how to play it

[scarlet trout]

hey this guy got 2.3 as blood

[urban skiff]

or he consistently logged out in blood after queueing unholy

[scarlet trout]

ah

[fierce elm]

Or he just got 2.3 as blood dk

[lavish quest]

Or it's AI

[spice hornet]

2300 is barely above starter MMR so that's why you see tanks there

[fierce elm]

Dude plays every spec lmfao

(He definitely logged out blood and plays uhdk in 3s)

[spice hornet]

unemployment final boss

[urban skiff]

i mean murlokio didn't figure out how to display me despite being hundreds of rating above others on it so

[green anchor]

https://i.imgur.com/MIcQUqR.png

Kargish spy in my guild

[spice hornet]

think im logged out in prot on one of my warrs shows me top in 3s

[fierce elm]

Just be shown

its that simple

[scarlet trout]

ok

time to 1br

[lavish quest]

This is gonna go great

[green wharf]

that seems like the wrong talents

for unholy

[scarlet trout]

you're wrong syeg

thats what murlok.io says

[urban skiff]

one guy on reddit got 2400 with SBA unholy in shuffle but it's worth mentioning that most of the work is in the non-damage parts

[scarlet trout]

which is what leland recommended

[lavish quest]

Syeg is career rivals tbf

[scarlet trout]

idk what that means

[lavish quest]

I'm slightly better

[green wharf]

im muti duelist

[urban skiff]

career Rival II

[green wharf]

respect

[urban skiff]

oh hey me too

[green wharf]

you didnt got on s1, im objectivelly on top on this battle

[urban skiff]

though tbh elite is close

[green wharf]

i dont have the patience to Q with so many hunters as a warrior

too cancerous

[lavish quest]

I'm falling off

Tho I'm fairly certain I got elite last season... susge

[scarlet trout]

cant queue for pvp

need 710 ilvl

wtf

[green wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/goat-washed-my-goat-washed-lightning-mcqueen-mcqueen-gif-13084113942314445304

[lavish quest]

Get honor gear

[scarlet trout]

need honor

[lavish quest]

So queue bgs

[scarlet trout]

ok

[lavish quest]

Or crate farm

[scarlet trout]

can i queue pvp if i join someone elses premade lfg

lol

lmao

[lavish quest]

Actually now that I think about it, I don't think I bothered with elite last patch cuz the tabard was kinda lame/mid

[vital quarry]

You can also send honor from alts

[lavish quest]

Ranked? No

Ur ilvl need go up

I mean you could do normal arenas I guess

But solo/blitz, nah

[green wharf]

excuses

my goat would get then, just like MUd

[lavish quest]

True

[green wharf]

he always get

[wheat jay]

Tabards are always ass

[lavish quest]

But the tabard was lame

[wheat jay]

This season kargish annoyed me on my dh

[lavish quest]

This seasons is okay enough

[green wharf]

who the hell still uses tabards

[scarlet trout]

how

[wheat jay]

So i got quick elite on survi lol

[scarlet trout]

how do normal arena

[wheat jay]

Animals

[lavish quest]

Get a friend or friends

Queue 2s or 3s

[lavish quest]

All the time for mogs

[green wharf]

Like the best are the old ones, from quests and stuff, that means something in the story

[modest shadow]

Tf am I gonna spend all this money on a tabard and not use it

[wheat jay]

Dont play warr in 2s tho

[lavish quest]

We be drippin

[green wharf]

who cares about the spider fuckers tabard

[wheat jay]

Warr in 2s is torment and free rating for anyone you face

[green wharf]

imma cook a set that uses a real tabard

one sec

[scarlet trout]

bg seething shore

time to mash single button rota

[lavish quest]

The chain mail tabards are cool

[modest shadow]

Syegs just mad other people have cooler tabards

[lavish quest]

He going UH

[wheat jay]

Mmmmm

[green wharf]

the elite tabards are mostly ass

[wheat jay]

No clue how uh is in 2s

[vital quarry]

remember to pick up the pvpquests

[lavish quest]

Mid

[wheat jay]

Historically it's been food for hunters

[scarlet trout]

i forgot

LOL

[lavish quest]

But prob well enough since it broke atm

[wheat jay]

Good point

Unironically 2s were most fun for when sub was meta

[lavish quest]

Eww

[wheat jay]

I was playing survi which was also meta, but those high rated games were pure skill

[lavish quest]

No, I don't wanna chase those things all day

[wheat jay]

Not just zugging

Those were fun

[lavish quest]

Lemme zug

[wheat jay]

Go 3s then

[lavish quest]

Everyone in melee

[scarlet trout]

damn

[lavish quest]

3s they run all day doo

[scarlet trout]

single button rotation doesnt use death strike

[lavish quest]

smadge

[scarlet trout]

so uhdk doesnt stay alive

no self healing

wtfff

[wheat jay]

You do have healing

More than most

[scarlet trout]

without death strike?

[lavish quest]

Have you thought about pressing death strike?

[wheat jay]

Cant you do that thing with lichborne and coil on yourslf to heal?

Or is it no longer in the game?

[scarlet trout]

iunno

dont think so

[wheat jay]

Lichborne turns tou into undead, and dearh coil can heal friendly undeads

[green wharf]

you only use Death strike against melee

for the pvp talent

if they are trainning you too hard

See this is a good tabar, im dripping

imma post on the hunter discord

[scarlet trout]

i see why people dont like paladin

[wheat jay]

Wack

[wheat jay]

Only 3.5mil?

What's bad about it

[scarlet trout]

perma stunned during it

mostly

[green wharf]

jealously doesnt suit you

[wheat jay]

Ye, only 3.5mil

That's not even 20% of your hp

[scarlet trout]

if its not that good

howd i die to it then

[wheat jay]

Skill issue

[lavish quest]

That's not a lotta dmg

[wheat jay]

^

[lavish quest]

Bad?

[scarlet trout]

hmm

well what should i have pressed to not die to it

[lavish quest]

1 death strike undoes all that dmg tbh

[wheat jay]

^

[scarlet trout]

ya

[lavish quest]

If stunned, icebound fort

[scarlet trout]

i was stunned

[lavish quest]

Icebound fort

[scarlet trout]

icebound fort unstuns?

[wheat jay]

Yes

Its stun immunity

[scarlet trout]

it says immunity

[wheat jay]

And usable while stunned

[lavish quest]

And gives immunity to stun

[scarlet trout]

does that work

retro

ok

[green wharf]

[scarlet trout]

i was wondering if it worked while stunned

[lavish quest]

Only dks can do it that way

Yes it does work

[green wharf]

i dont rly know if you are fucking with them, or you are that clueless

[scarlet trout]

do people actually use chains of ice

[wheat jay]

I love when ppl roll new shit and dont read abilities

[scarlet trout]

i am very clueless pvp is dumb

[wheat jay]

Cuz i do the same

[scarlet trout]

why would i READ things

[lavish quest]

The button is still lit up while you stunned

That's how you know

[scarlet trout]

when i can press the unga bunga button

[green wharf]

me going evoker in a bg and fucking everyone without an idea of what im doing

[lavish quest]

All the time

[wheat jay]

Bro i made monk

[green wharf]

just pressing desintegrate

[wheat jay]

Oneshot someone

And i didnt know with what

[lavish quest]

Which Unga bunga button

[scarlet trout]

single button rotation

keka

[lavish quest]

https://tenor.com/view/keyboard-hyperx-rgb-hyperx-family-hyperx-gaming-gif-17743652

[scarlet trout]

all the buttons you need to play uhdk

[worldly oriole]

i just got a dunkin donut energy drink

my keyboard actually lights up like this lol @lavish quest

[lavish quest]

Same. Most do these days, at least in the gamer world

[spice hornet]

I just know Tony has a crusty keyboard

[worldly oriole]

i have like 200$ razor

was balling when i bought beginning of shadowland

I clean my board with dude wipes @spice hornet

[lavish quest]

I don't think the extra dolla gives it crust immunity

[spice hornet]

were u workin in shadowlands

[scarlet trout]

why did you guys say the uhdk talents looked wrong

is kmurlok.io wrong

[copper fox]

That site just puts an average use of talents together

Unless you look at specific people

[modest shadow]

Also uses the person most recent build

[copper fox]

Yea

[modest shadow]

Can be deceiving

[copper fox]

It’s not a good build site

[worldly oriole]

No i was in school though @spice hornet

[lavish quest]

Syeg did, but what does he know

[scarlet trout]

hmm

death strike isn't healing me for more than 10% of my hp

so i keep dying

[green wharf]

a lot

[scarlet trout]

when do i start winning 1v3s

[green wharf]

as far i know, you always get this talent

i also dont play with magus and afaik people play with festermight

at least it was the case

[elfin surge]

@lavish quest

[scarlet trout]

hmm

outhealed by a warrior

unless hes being healed by an actual healer

and im not

[spice hornet]

syegfried is definitely a good resource to reference from

[lavish quest]

Hi boo, wut up?

[elfin surge]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-presidential-debate-huh-confused-gif-9508832355999336631

[green wharf]

Hey, i learn from the best in Acherus

i might not be able to put ingame but i know stuff

[elfin surge]

[lavish quest]

You blank ping me, what do you expect?

[scarlet trout]

oh

you KNOW its bad when im 3rd best in dps whole lobby

on 1 button rotation

[green wharf]

i mean, why are you using 1 button rotation

[scarlet trout]

unholy is hard to play

duh

[green wharf]

dk ahve like 3 abilities

[sharp meteor]

death coil scourge strike

[scarlet trout]

yeah ok but how do u heal

[copper fox]

Why are you so worried about healing

Do dmg

[sharp meteor]

why u healin in nerfedh ealing mode

[scarlet trout]

cause im dying

[sharp meteor]

do more damagur

[scarlet trout]

o

do more damage

[sharp meteor]

do i heal for 300k or dmg them for 2 million

[scarlet trout]

is death knight supposed to lose 3v1s against healer dps dps

or am i bad

[copper fox]

What?

[scarlet trout]

yeah im doing battlegrounds

and im 3v1ing people

and dying

[sharp meteor]

why u 1v3 unless blood

[copper fox]

Yes you lose vs 3 people

[scarlet trout]

oh

[copper fox]

Every time

[scarlet trout]

thats dumb

[sharp meteor]

3v1ing meansur getting solo'd as a gorup of 3

[copper fox]

Is it?

[scarlet trout]

oh

no

1v3 then

[sharp meteor]

why u try do that

[scarlet trout]

kennie is blood better than uhdk

[sharp meteor]

ur not blood

[copper fox]

It’s dumb you’re losing 1v3? lol

[scarlet trout]

smile

id rather play tank

[sharp meteor]

in what context

in blitz imo ya

[scarlet trout]

idk

any context

[sharp meteor]

cos blood giga gaps every tank except bear

and then only on fc map

blood is one of best blitz specs

although only like 3-4 of us q it

[frank knoll]

I know for a fact there’s people on Murlok that equip bad talents/builds and then log just to troll people

[lavish quest]

@elfin surge didn't actually have anything to say huh? Or a little shy?

[sharp meteor]

rend

[scarlet trout]

what about solo shuffle

[sharp meteor]

blood very nerfed there

[scarlet trout]

wtf

how can i play tank pvp then

[sharp meteor]

blitz blood?

or random bg

idk

[scarlet trout]

you can get gladiator in blitz?

[frank knoll]

Idk I think Bear might be better

[frank knoll]

Yeah

[sharp meteor]

baer better fc maps

[scarlet trout]

is solo battlegrounds blitz

[sharp meteor]

bear also much easier

blood scales with mmr

[frank knoll]

I think that barkskin talent makes it good on node maps too

[sharp meteor]

higher u get better it is

[sharp meteor]

its not bad on node maps

but hard to beat blood at market

[scarlet trout]

which of these is blitz

[sharp meteor]

i can 1v4 blood market til u get to real human mmr

[frank knoll]

You can get stunned and they still can’t cap
Blood can actually kill people though

[sharp meteor]

solo bg

[scarlet trout]

does blood play differently than in pve

[frank knoll]

I don’t think Bear can actually kill anyone
It’s a big fluffy pillow
Damage is pad

[scarlet trout]

not being able to kill people sounds lame

so blood is better

[frank knoll]

Killing people is a secondary function of a blitz tank

Who ever can spin forever, FC etc is a good tank
That’s why bear and blood then everything else

[green wharf]

this mount is actually so big it can walk in some water places where you would normally swim

secret tech for yall

[scarlet trout]

just lost a 2v2

maybe its because im ilvl 680

@sharp meteor give me the secret blood dk pvp build

[sharp meteor]

hm sure sec

and ya should be 730

lmao

[scarlet trout]

need honor to get 730 ilvl

[fierce elm]

I Got My Thick Lasagna In The Oven While Mom's Making Kool-aid

@worldly oriole

[elfin surge]

just wanted to ping you and your balding head

[green wharf]

man, imma gonna make a thick lasanga for new years eve

gonna be peak fire

[sharp meteor]

CoPAclESCN5uIs3wGGVadXqL3xYGzMDzYGzYxMjZ0MjZMGzYAAAAAMzMGzMbzMzYGAAYmZmZGAAAwMbbjhxMmlGLbLDT2GGWGgZGDA

grab bloodworms for sittin

90% of it is just gameplay tho

[fierce elm]

I got like, 10-15 minutes left of mine in the oven

[sharp meteor]

can sort of play whatever as long as its not crit

[fierce elm]

then wait until TOMORROW to eat it

[green wharf]

He doesnt even have the full honor set

[fierce elm]

because day-after is better than day of

[lavish quest]

Such a middle school thing for you to do, how cute.

[green wharf]

khali the goober

[sharp meteor]

ya then gonna get smashed like a bug on cd

blood very very

[scarlet trout]

ewwww

[sharp meteor]

unforgiving

[scarlet trout]

theres so many buttons here

wtf

[sharp meteor]

ya blood oddly has like

twice the binds of frost and unholy

unironically

[scarlet trout]

What the hell dude

Why

[sharp meteor]

dps dk legit the most lobotmized thing in the game

[scarlet trout]

can i

not use soul reaper

please

please

[sharp meteor]

its ur primary source of kill pressure u rodent

triple reaper bangs people

[scarlet trout]

ughhh

i dont wanna play death bringerr

[green wharf]

[lavish quest]

The furry calling you rodent LMFAO

[sharp meteor]

aight thenplay san and pretend u dont have a covenant

[frank knoll]

I thought blood killed with those big execute deathstrikes

[lavish quest]

You're cooked m8

[sharp meteor]

no that got giga nerfed like 3x times

[scarlet trout]

ok hold on

[sharp meteor]

u can play rune of sang with sanlayn but the ramp is so high

and blitz is usually not super extended

[scarlet trout]

ughh

and i still have to play bonestorm and tombstone??

so many buttons

[sharp meteor]

Yes?

[frank knoll]

Of course they nerfed it

[sharp meteor]

blood could dunk somebody from 80% in 2-3 globals

[fierce elm]

Why does Khailby sound like he is a teenager being told to clean his room

[sharp meteor]

it was like actually good n forged

[lavish quest]

Kennie trolling Khailby into believing blood is a real pvp spec

[copper fox]

You rodent LOL

holy

[lavish quest]

This is great

[sharp meteor]

it literally is in blitz

[scarlet trout]

ill put reapers mark where consumption is

[fierce elm]

Rodent is a term of endearment for furries

[sharp meteor]

and random bgs

[scarlet trout]

do i have to run runetap

also what are the pvp talents

[fierce elm]

lmfao

[sharp meteor]

no but highly recommended vs magic damagurs

[copper fox]

I’m actually laughing

[scarlet trout]

do i have to press marrow rend in pvp

[sharp meteor]

usually last dance bloodforged and price of progress, can also take spellwarden

[sharp meteor]

need boneshieldies up ya

[scarlet trout]

im missing 2 more slots

rune tap and soul reaper

im out of binds twin

[sharp meteor]

ya maybe try unholy its dumber

legit like 4 buttons

and u just team fight mid perma

dont have to know what objs are

[lavish quest]

You just call him twin?

[scarlet trout]

no im dying on unholy

i need blood so i dont die ever

[scarlet trout]

everyone is my twin leland, my twinothy

[copper fox]

You’re going to die on blood too

I have a feeling

[frank knoll]

Haha

[sharp meteor]

u will die considerably more

[scarlet trout]

bro

i died in a 1v1 against fury warrior

because he outhealed me

or maybe the fury was being healed by a healer

[sharp meteor]

fury doesnt heal

[scarlet trout]

either way i died to a warrior

[copper fox]

LOL

[scarlet trout]

and that is bad

[sharp meteor]

ur 500 ilev go gear

[frank knoll]

Yeah blood dk gets hard focused or ignored completely
But you take 69% more damage in PvP

[sharp meteor]

bind ur 2 buttons as dps dk

[scarlet trout]

im 680 ilvl

wtf

[sharp meteor]

cool thing about blood is that

ignoring you doesnt rly do anything

[lavish quest]

Might as well uninstall

[sharp meteor]

you still make the whole team not move

[scarlet trout]

yo

[sharp meteor]

where trinkets

[scarlet trout]

not move?>

how

[copper fox]

Nice vers

[sharp meteor]

u have a spammable 70 and 90% slow

[copper fox]

Lmfao

[scarlet trout]

i have brand on

its bis

[copper fox]

2% vers

[sharp meteor]

it is in fact not

[copper fox]

“Why am I dying”

[elfin surge]

[lavish quest]

Wtf am I reading

[sharp meteor]

also i have like 40% vers on bdk

cos other stats do nothing

[elfin surge]

nobody cares about tanks guys

[copper fox]

“I died to a fury warrior” - has 2% vers

[sharp meteor]

ya too complex just play unholy

[scarlet trout]

this is a very good stats setup for raiding

[copper fox]

Raiding

[scarlet trout]

do i just need

entirely different gear

thats gonna be super expensive

[lavish quest]

Yes

[scarlet trout]

are pvpers just gold wealthy

[fierce elm]

Hitting death strike too much brain power

[sharp meteor]

no it isnt that second trinket troll as fuck

[lavish quest]

We call it pvp gear

[sharp meteor]

no just me

[fierce elm]

My guy is RAIDING at 680 ilvl ??

[scarlet trout]

its actually better than ceaseless ire in most scenarios

sim yourself

[lavish quest]

I got 5-6 mil

[fierce elm]

Do you even need stat set up for S2 LFR?

[lavish quest]

smadge

[copper fox]

You need pvp gear to pvp he’s

Yes*

[sharp meteor]

brokeass

[scarlet trout]

yea i got aotc

[sharp meteor]

decent for pvper tho

[sharp meteor]

no it is not

[fierce elm]

Do you just get carried in every content

[sharp meteor]

u cant lie to me

[fierce elm]

Also this isn't your main so don't lie to me

[scarlet trout]

go talk to reholy then

i just talked to him the other day

[scarlet trout]

no

[sharp meteor]

idc hes wrong that trinket dogass

[scarlet trout]

ur dogass

u play tank in pvp

[sharp meteor]

brand only bad if its like a speed kill

[fierce elm]

can we mod this guy

[copper fox]

Post rating

And hands

[green wharf]

these names are getting out of hand

[fierce elm]

This guy slaps

[sharp meteor]

im ce on blood tf

ur dying to fury warriors

[scarlet trout]

?

ce on tank

btw

tank raiding btw

[fierce elm]

LMFAO

[scarlet trout]

very skill based im sure

[sharp meteor]

ya raiding is a meme

pve always easy

[lavish quest]

WHEN?

We went over this

[scarlet trout]

no

kennie

is ce on tank

[copper fox]

Is this real

[scarlet trout]

leland can you read

??

[fierce elm]

This is Kennies alter ego

[lavish quest]

No

[scarlet trout]

@sharp meteor

Soulbinder's Embrace

This is possibly the best general-purpose defensive trinket, tied with Brand of Ceaseless Ire Brand of Ceaseless Ire. Unlike Brand of Ceaseless Ire Brand of Ceaseless Ire, however, it has no ramp-up condition. It just does what it does best by providing a decently large damage absorption shield every minute (the shield absorbs 50% of incoming damage until reaching its cap) and dealing a small amount of damage on top.

[lavish quest]

I play warrior

[scarlet trout]

the best general-purpose defensive trinket, tied with Brand of Ceaseless Ire

[sharp meteor]

gray parsing aotc player postin some random wall of text

[scarlet trout]

ok but you play tank in pvp

[sharp meteor]

sry that happened or happy idk not readin

[scarlet trout]

so who really lost this argument

[lavish quest]

He cooking yo ass with the copy paste tho

[fierce elm]

He just roasted Kennie

[sharp meteor]

u never play this trinket

ever

idc what random chatgpt nonsense

[scarlet trout]

kennie

[sharp meteor]

the grey parser links me

[scarlet trout]

why does reholy

have a 98 parse

on dimmy

and you have a blue

?

[lavish quest]

I can't even remember what trinket it is tbh

[scarlet trout]

i wonder if its because he uses soulbinders embrace

smile

[copper fox]

I’m more concerned about if he thinks he should survive with 2% vers

Or if that’s a meme

[scarlet trout]

anyway memes aside

[fierce elm]

Let them fight this pve battle

[scarlet trout]

is 2% verse the reason im dying

[fierce elm]

This is not #pvp anymore

[scarlet trout]

theres no way right

[copper fox]

Yes

[lavish quest]

Priory is one tank trinket slot, the other I can't remember what it is

[sharp meteor]

no its cos ur legit awful

[fierce elm]

YOU BEING 680 IS THE REASON YOU ARE DYING

lmfao

[scarlet trout]

???

[sharp meteor]

?

[scarlet trout]

am i just up against dudes in 800 ilvl gear then

wtf

[sharp meteor]

try unholy its more ur speed

[scarlet trout]

how is 680 getting me killed

[lavish quest]

Yes

[copper fox]

Do you even play this game

I’m so lost

[scarlet trout]

kennie shut up

u probably know who dross is

i dont wanna hear it

[fierce elm]

Unless you have said before scaling

which is dumb as fuck

[scarlet trout]

oh

[fierce elm]

and you aren't 680 in the actual games

[lavish quest]

Do you know what pvp gear is my brother in Christ

[scarlet trout]

no

[fierce elm]

But looking at your GEAR

[scarlet trout]

how much honor do i need for a full set

[copper fox]

Ok he’s trolling

[green wharf]

meth right now

[fierce elm]

you are not looking like you are even 700+

lmao

[sharp meteor]

no hes clueless cant pve or pvp

[scarlet trout]

im not trolling im actually 2head

youll learn this in time meth

leland is already a knower

[copper fox]

Didn’t you say you’re a scientist irl or some shit

[scarlet trout]

yeah

[fierce elm]

He is a student

[scarlet trout]

i study biotechnologies

and work in a research lab

[lavish quest]

I dealt with this kid when he was 15 and failed to get CE

[scarlet trout]

as an intern

for money

[sharp meteor]

notice the actual player u orbit doesnt play that dogass trinket

[fierce elm]

lmfao

[sharp meteor]

random flea

[green wharf]

props to him cause he manage to bait like 4 people here

[lavish quest]

He's in college

[scarlet trout]

maybe id play better if i wasnt severely offput by being molested by a warlock every raid night

??

[fierce elm]

This dude got Kennie worse than Zercher did tbh

Actually, I take that back

[sharp meteor]

whose the guy i ignored

[fierce elm]

Kennie Vs Zercher was glorious

[sharp meteor]

cos hed follow me around perma

[scarlet trout]

zercher

[fierce elm]

bane of Kennie

[sharp meteor]

no the dumb one

[fierce elm]

Or w.e his name is now

Isnt that the dumb one lmfao

[sharp meteor]

zercher is just awful

and stupid

[lavish quest]

That glazing should have been a buff not a debuff

[scarlet trout]

@robust hearth

[sharp meteor]

spammin stats

[scarlet trout]

this guy>

[sharp meteor]

that make no sense

[scarlet trout]

kaigrok

?

[sharp meteor]

sort of like this guy sayin the worst trinket in the raid is good

cos he doesnt play

[green wharf]

Man chat is so fun today

[scarlet trout]

kennie

u need to learn something

[green wharf]

[sharp meteor]

i gotta try keys or somethin raidin too easy idk how anybody only raids

pvp and collection always real endgame

[scarlet trout]

so anyway

pvp gear

how much honor do i need to stop dying in pvp

[copper fox]

14000 conq

[green wharf]

housing is the new endgame now

[scarlet trout]

@sharp meteor what trinkets do you use in pvp again

im seeing like 5

[scarlet trout]

can i use adaptation instead of the on use one

[elfin surge]

no

[green wharf]

sure

[scarlet trout]

why

[lavish quest]

Because it's ass

[elfin surge]

nobody above 1400 uses adapt

[scarlet trout]

what can i macro medallion to then

[lavish quest]

A button on your keyboard

[scarlet trout]

damn.

[lavish quest]

Or mouse

[elfin surge]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gif-9403556598434283568

[sharp meteor]

wtf this is what i was replying to as if it was a human

[elfin surge]

are you rating shaming

[lavish quest]

KEKW

[scarlet trout]

is that me

[elfin surge]

not everyone is a multi rank 1 awc furry main like you kennie

[lavish quest]

Is he your favorite furry MUD?

Is he a good boy?

Oh shit

[scarlet trout]

who is petkick

[lavish quest]

Rip

[elfin surge]

petHICKKK

[scarlet trout]

https://x.com/Robotzlol/status/1968058058401255744

Robotz (@Robotzlol)

POV: You just beat petkick in a round of solo shuffle

X · Sep 16, 2025, 9:03 PM

AH

that petkick

[lavish quest]

This chat has been good for my work day morale

Thanks buds

[scarlet trout]

you're welcome leland

this is why we're friends

☻

[spice hornet]

lmfao

its true

[lavish quest]

12s done yet? So you can at least conquer one chat?

[scarlet trout]

yeah ive done 12s

ill just put soul reaper on shift + spacebar i guess

[elfin surge]

🐐

[scarlet trout]

@sharp meteor do you leave price of progress perma on

[sharp meteor]

to be fair he usually whisperin like

hunters

who should never lose

to unholy

in any expac

[green wharf]

[lavish quest]

How many?

[scarlet trout]

two

[lavish quest]

hmmNod

[sharp meteor]

idk go ask reholy idiot

[lavish quest]

Let's get some more lmao

[scarlet trout]

kennie i say words recreationally

shut UP

sorry i love you that was mean

[lavish quest]

Angering Kennie, actually impressive

[elfin surge]

@sharp meteor how do i post an item on the auction house

[scarlet trout]

wait soul reaper looks sick as shit

you spam marrowrend and do a bunch of scythes

why cant this be meta on pve

[urban skiff]

huh?

[scarlet trout]

err sorry

deathbringer

the one that isnt san'layn

[urban skiff]

yea was about to say

soul reaper is this shit

[scarlet trout]

soul reaper is execute from temu

[urban skiff]

like most boringest boring thing in the world

[scarlet trout]

yeah

no when you cast deathbringer ability

it makes you look cool as hell

im doing wintergrasp

im pulling people off their towers

its so fun

[warm plinth]

Grip is the best spell in wow

[spice hornet]

@elfin surge sweet and spicy sriracha and nuggets from Chick-fil-A for lunch

[scarlet trout]

nvm we lost

[spice hornet]

Epic bgs blow

[fierce elm]

Dude is gonna ban you for not picking KFC

[spice hornet]

Even Mud eats at his competitors

[scarlet trout]

wtf

thats all my hp

maybe pvp gear really does matter

[spice hornet]

You wearing s1 gear?

[scarlet trout]

im wearing 680 pve gear

[spice hornet]

Once you spend an hour or two in random battlegrounds or doing crates this won’t be a problem anymore

[scarlet trout]

will the gear really make me that much stronger

thats insane

[spice hornet]

No

[scarlet trout]

oh

wwhat

[robust hearth]

Wat

[scarlet trout]

nothin

[spice hornet]

I’m just messin. Yes PvP gear will be a huge diff

[robust hearth]

Because all a rogue needs to do is sap u and gj now he gets to free stunlock you

[spice hornet]

PvP conq items are 730…

[robust hearth]

R u being foreal rn?

[scarlet trout]

half yes half no

damn

mages man

[worldly oriole]

is metaphors a cod warzone streamer? is it the same guy as wow lol

[worldly oriole]

https://youtu.be/XXZhqRSaN00?si=8tp42hMGd3jprmg5

[robust hearth]

Who tf is playing cod

[lavish quest]

Tony

Funny enough

[spice hornet]

I’ve been playing too

It’s ass though

[worldly oriole]

its actually sick game

[spice hornet]

It’s entertaining but it’s not a good game

[lavish quest]

Lmao

[elfin surge]

W

[modest shadow]

Why you lie

They’re gonna die the same

[scarlet trout]

my lord

[spice hornet]

Well they won’t be getting hit for 5M by a frost fire bolt kek

[modest shadow]

I thought unranked it was all just baseline

[lavish quest]

Reflect it

:)

[scarlet trout]

i need pvp gear holy

[fierce elm]

lmao this dude relies on gear

[scarlet trout]

i like this tww minecarts map

this might be my favorite map

[lavish quest]

Lmao this dude is finally figuring it out

[scarlet trout]

does murlok.io have best pvp gear for blood

[lavish quest]

Give it a shot

[green wharf]

maybe

[scarlet trout]

@sharp meteor why so many sanlayns and not so many deathbringers

[green wharf]

guess

[scarlet trout]

kennie said DB is better

[sharp meteor]

noob trying to use stat sites for some reason when they arent real and dont matter

do i even bother trying to explain

[scarlet trout]

Leland said its real and it matters

yes you should bother

dont be MEAN to me

jerk

[sharp meteor]

can u link me anything to suggest that you are capable of comprehending

[scarlet trout]

uhhh

[lavish quest]

Tank stats could be scuffed af

[sharp meteor]

i cba trying to talk to another plant

[scarlet trout]

wait

is kennie actually mean and toxic

[sharp meteor]

ya sanlayn got gutted and everybody afk

[scarlet trout]

i thought kennie was nice

wtf

[lavish quest]

He generally is

[sharp meteor]

both specs bad, sanlayn feels good if you can freely pve, death bringer doesnt like haste and can cheeseball 1 shot people

[lavish quest]

You are talented

[scarlet trout]

im nice

[scarlet trout]

so i should receive nice

[sharp meteor]

banged people in gorefiends mw leaves

[scarlet trout]

hi kennie

can u explain then

[spice hornet]

kennie is very nice nearly 24/7 but everyone has a breaking point

[sharp meteor]

db feel slike halfway playable

[scarlet trout]

why murlok.io is wrong

[sharp meteor]

its not wrong ur just intrepeting the stats wrong

[scarlet trout]

@lavish quest why are there 5 capes

what the FUCK

[green wharf]

how do you get only 2 wins and is a draw

[sharp meteor]

those sites only show what people log out with

[lavish quest]

Stats

[green wharf]

when that happens to me is a loss and i get fucked

[elfin surge]

@sharp meteor

[scarlet trout]

what stats does pvp blood want kennie

teach me im a good learner

[sharp meteor]

not crit

haste bad if db

[sharp meteor]

hi

[scarlet trout]

ok but db is best for pvp

so haste bad

[fierce elm]

Someone left

brother

[scarlet trout]

crit bad

vers mastery best?

[sharp meteor]

yuh

[elfin surge]

@sharp meteor what talents for wow pvp

[green wharf]

yeah, that happened to me as well

[sharp meteor]

also bis spec depends on context

both good in their own ways

[scarlet trout]

mud dont be a dick you have a kfc to run

ill show these messages to corporate

[fierce elm]

He left in the 4th round, therefore it is technically a draw

[scarlet trout]

im playing blitz

[sharp meteor]

had game vs unholy where i did like 85% of their single target as sanlayn

oh prob just always db in blitz

[scarlet trout]

what context do i need to give u

[lavish quest]

@elfin surge what are the best talents for getting egirls?

[fierce elm]

If you go 2 wins and they leave the 5th round its a loss iirc

[elfin surge]

Kennie how much protein in chicken @sharp meteor

[green wharf]

why sanlayin cant be good on unholy

[fierce elm]

because its ass

[green wharf]

[scarlet trout]

cause the horsemen are fucking broken

???????

[elfin surge]

yeah

[scarlet trout]

if blood had horsemen theyd probably run it over sanlayn

[fierce elm]

Monster-Energy-Addicted-Name how much protein is in a bounty bar @elfin surge

[lavish quest]

Much to consider here

[scarlet trout]

Vers > mastery > all

or mastery > vers > all

i think vers

because vers is dr

[elfin surge]

What shampoo do you use so I can avoid going bald

[lavish quest]

I don't

Big brain

[fierce elm]

Leland saves money by skipping shampoo to buy a trip to turkey

[elfin surge]

oh right no hair you use body wash on your head

what shampoo did you use?

axe 4 in one?

[lavish quest]

100%

[scarlet trout]

can i buy pvp gear on the AH

[fierce elm]

I can't tell what is bait anymore

[lavish quest]

Why hast MUD decided I'm bald?

[scarlet trout]

afro why cant a fellow just be fucking stupid

how else is a fellow supposed to learn

[lavish quest]

Technically

[scarlet trout]

???

[fierce elm]

You arent going to buy the PvP gear on the AH

[lavish quest]

Shit pvp gear

[fierce elm]

because it fucking blows

[lavish quest]

But pvp gear nontheless

[fierce elm]

go grind your fucking honor and conquest

[scarlet trout]

ok

ill buy an honor weapon or something

[fierce elm]

Get trinkets first

[scarlet trout]

already done

[lavish quest]

Buy some bitches

[elfin surge]

No bitches?

[fierce elm]

You can also just farm crates

if that is still a thing

[lavish quest]

Mud was typing for a minute then instantly side tracked by my bitches comment

[green wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/no-bitches-gif-4978511433248186121

[scarlet trout]

making gear sets

[lavish quest]

Proud of you

[spice hornet]

Khail is a master troll

[elfin surge]

thats cap i accidentally put a space in text bar

[fierce elm]

he is fantastic

[spice hornet]

Just subtle rage baiting

[lavish quest]

Nice cover

[elfin surge]

thanks

[fierce elm]

This guy fits right into this channel

[copper fox]

Is he better than Shady

[scarlet trout]

Why cant anything i do ever be considered genuine

people should be nice to me

[lavish quest]

@scarlet trout unfortunately isn't trolling

[scarlet trout]

genuinely unfathomable

[fierce elm]

Shady maeks me pissed off

[scarlet trout]

i dont do anything wrong to you guys

[fierce elm]

because he disappears for like a month

[elfin surge]

@spice hornet nice win trade yesterday

[fierce elm]

then comes in while he is almost r1 range in SS and asks "Do I press execute"

[green wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/based-or-cringe-call-it-no-country-for-old-men-based-cringe-gif-2671221225476524180

[lavish quest]

Khailby is actually asking questions

He's just... Khailby

[robust hearth]

Do I press auto attack to attack faster guys?

[spice hornet]

What

[robust hearth]

[copper fox]

Lmfao