pvp

[fierce elm]

Like what the hell stop being WEIRD

[wheat jay]

[urban skiff]

won't the cc break when I hit the cds though?

[fierce elm]

It works like blind/gouge/polymorph

you get enough time to pop everything

So you spend sleet setting that up

You get abom+frenzy or w.e+apoc in that window out

Healer runs away, into silence, into another grip back

[hot solstice]

idk good dks use sleet for peels

[fierce elm]

This is 2s

[hot solstice]

who plays 2s lol?

[fierce elm]

It also works in SS

The guy who asked

[fickle forge]

I'd just like to say that Afro also trinkted before bomb one game @wheat jay

[fierce elm]

I did

but I am ret

Just have another out smh

[wheat jay]

clearly best possible move at the time

[fierce elm]

Just resub and play the game man

[fickle forge]

Afro did, in fact, not have an out

[fierce elm]

Don't try to play it through me lmfao

[fierce elm]

we won that game

[fickle forge]

He lived because arms shits on sub

[fierce elm]

: 3

Therefore, it's okay

[wheat jay]

can't risk ever meeting you in arena, bg, or open world

[fierce elm]

TO BE FAIR

I did say "I fucked up"

lmfao

[wheat jay]

too good for me

[wheat jay]

impossible, you never fuck up habibi

[fierce elm]

See, now you are gonna act butthurt after trying to give advice to someone NOT asking for it

and act like I am the dick here

[wheat jay]

yes

https://tenor.com/view/think-about-it-use-your-brain-use-the-brain-think-brain-gif-7914082

[fierce elm]

If I wanted advice I would ask someone better than you and most likely everyone here

[lavish quest]

EU civil war reignited

[fierce elm]

ITS NTO EVEN A CIVIL WAR

[wheat jay]

see difference is i have seen you play, today, from healers pov, aka seeing everything clearly from afar

[fickle forge]

EU war never died down

[urban skiff]

getting there

[wheat jay]

and james has kinda nice UI to track shit

[fierce elm]

But fuck me for wanting to write about the game from my own experiences and being forced Artjis little fucking advice down my throat

[lavish quest]

[fickle forge]

I don't believe this

Cause man misses a lot of em'

[lavish quest]

Afro is upsetti spaghetti

[fierce elm]

It probably beats both of ours

lmfao

[wheat jay]

cuz he looks at other shit than i do

[fierce elm]

Skillcapped do be fucking up

[fickle forge]

Mine is clean

[wheat jay]

i never looked at my team cd's other than your fears and stuns

[fierce elm]

Also @copper fox you use framesort right?

Is it SCUFFED rn?

[fickle forge]

Weird how I am the one shotcalling our games

[fierce elm]

Because me and James don't want to argue anymore

lmao

[wheat jay]

and they ignore the calls

[fierce elm]

We try to filter through it

[warm plinth]

2 months until midnight

[fierce elm]

PREPATCH COUNTS

[wheat jay]

YO WE CAN TRAIN THAT PRES afro 40 meters away hitting rogue and druid

well

[fierce elm]

Werid how ret works, am I right?

[wheat jay]

techincally kargish was farther away

[fickle forge]

I mean y'all sometimes ask shit that isn't possible

[fierce elm]

Weird how AGAIN Artji acts like he KNOWS how to play my SPEC

[warm plinth]

are prepatch changes for pvp, I want to play pvp now, but its hard to play retail after trying war on midnight beta

[wheat jay]

did i say hitting or did i say being next to?

[fierce elm]

It should be the class changes going into it

[lavish quest]

If I'm remembering right, isn't the James fellow the best player of you 3? Why isn't he the one at least calling the plan before gates open?

[warm plinth]

👀

[fierce elm]

Uhm

[wheat jay]

you were doing dmg to rogue and balance meanwhile kargish was ON pres

[fierce elm]

Probably not?

It depends on what you think of

XP wise? Yeah in 3s

Current? Probably not?

[wheat jay]

i believe that was back when there was cc setups in the comp, aka not retwarr

[fickle forge]

Sometimes he does, but James isn't a melee player

[chilly pivot]

Are we good in midnight ?

[fickle forge]

And frankly blows at all melees

[fierce elm]

Current as the game is and the ratings are? It is probably me > karg > james

but that is a weird thing to say lmfao

Because James doesn't play SS and beats us both in 3s xp

[warm plinth]

warrior is never good

[lavish quest]

But I've been assured melee takes no skill or brain cells

[warm plinth]

but its fun

[wheat jay]

dont think warr has ever been bad

[lavish quest]

Just always

[warm plinth]

its hard to want to play warrior after playing ret/dk

[wheat jay]

worst its ever been is not SSSSSSSS tier

thats different argument then haha

[warm plinth]

the things those classes have, and warrior has fuck all

[lavish quest]

Warrior does 0 dam (walk away)

[warm plinth]

and yet fury is still giga fun

[wheat jay]

you have 100-0 oneshot better than any other class in the game

[lavish quest]

MM?

[warm plinth]

I havent tried mm hunter yet this season

[fickle forge]

I know you're counting SS when you say this shit

[wheat jay]

nope

[fierce elm]

I am?

[fickle forge]

We're all pretty much even

[fierce elm]

We are equal in 3s but I dwarf both of you in SS

[wheat jay]

-600 cuz ret tho

[fierce elm]

Like I literally said that lmfao

[warm plinth]

havent played much at all this season, guild died the week before

[fickle forge]

Exactly

[warm plinth]

but I'm excited for midnight again, pvp will be fun

[fierce elm]

If not counting SS it's probably you - James - me

[fickle forge]

But you're the only one playing that trash

[fierce elm]

because I can't play 2s as my spec

lmfao

like my bad brother

[fickle forge]

The real deal is that we have a warrior in our comp atm

Which sucks

[lavish quest]

How does demo, a button that misses 95% and when it hits it does 2M, one shot better than mm who accidentally one shots something off screen?

[chilly pivot]

They need bring back some title for 2s

[wheat jay]

@fickle forge can you?

[lavish quest]

Why tf 2s?

[wheat jay]

the screenshot of deathlog

[fickle forge]

Yes, but anyone with fingers won't die to it

[wheat jay]

you play at glad range sooooooooooooooooooo

by design everyone has fingers

[lavish quest]

Forged document

[fickle forge]

I tap people that throw their trinkets

Vs people that cannot peel

[lavish quest]

And no ones dying there, hence all this arguing

[wheat jay]

which is what i told you and afro you suck at, yes

[fickle forge]

Weird, that's like half our wins

[wheat jay]

welp

[fickle forge]

I call a target and we thanos snap it

[wheat jay]

start punishing other things than only trinket

[fierce elm]

snap

[fickle forge]

But Demolish still blows compared to MM

[wheat jay]

and maybe ppl will die to other things too

shut up afro

[fierce elm]

snap

[warm plinth]

fuck demolish

[wheat jay]

that your back snapping?

[fierce elm]

Trying to grab this tilting warrior over the finish line

[lavish quest]

Demolish is lame af

[wheat jay]

lmao

[fierce elm]

We were legitimately like three games in

and he was just fucking losing it

It is one of the rare times where I genuinely felt pissed off at my guy

Then he calmed down and we started winning

WEIRD

[fickle forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1223649170007523500/1454936901135106089/image.png?ex=6952e714&is=69519594&hm=1ba4bd414f8325b391e12cac676ff81fb909bbbde42382398aa2c1d60bc82803&

[fierce elm]

lmfao

[wheat jay]

i mean y'all brought back desk slams

[lavish quest]

This is the warrior way

[wheat jay]

so those games must have been dogshit

[fierce elm]

James has the same shit

if he just CALMS down we win games

[green wharf]

[wheat jay]

james cant calm down, he needs whale dose of caffeine to not snooze in the backline

[fickle forge]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-bile-titan-titan-yapping-discord-gif-8090125605352299768

I will now show y'all why I tilt

[fierce elm]

lmfao

[urban skiff]

man this shit is easy asf

wife has no clue what she's doing and just pumping heals

[wheat jay]

throw totem

pump heal

oh no were dying

tide

[fickle forge]

Need Rsham coaching?

[urban skiff]

we've got the basic of the basics

[fierce elm]

Just keep running at the healers

Drag their DPS into the healer and you just win lmfao

Aint no healer below 2k healing that

[fickle forge]

Show healing breakdown

[urban skiff]

it's the stuff just above the level where you know the unleash -> AS surge

[fickle forge]

This is highly scuffed

Where healing stream totem wtf

[urban skiff]

7th game so I guess she's saving that one for the later matches?

[green wharf]

x2 to me was Always a battle of healers trying to disable each other while the dps kill each other

[urban skiff]

maybe after we hit 1k

[fickle forge]

Where ascendance healing???

[urban skiff]

It's not like we needed it the ww was hitting like a fluffy pillow

extra fluffy

!!!

[fickle forge]

Even the proc ones

[urban skiff]

wait proc ones?

[fierce elm]

proc ones

[urban skiff]

yea she has the talent

didn't proc

idc how that works

[fierce elm]

it procs

thats about it

lmfao

This healing breakdown goated

if it works it work

[urban skiff]

reprisal vs ww

try with a better healer i guess

apparently we did ok

i think we're almost out of placements

[spice hornet]

Finally Zercher and his wife FOTM re-rolled

[urban skiff]

don't expect much

we have no clue what we're doing and we're only beating career rivals

[lavish quest]

So your equals

[urban skiff]

if we faced these teams as priest+enh they wouldn't last 'till second defensives

[lavish quest]

That's pretty good

[urban skiff]

i think we're improving

like in general

[lavish quest]

Likely. But say if I were to reroll mage, I'd instantly be a multi 1200. (And lose all respect and test)

[worldly oriole]

damn wow is cooked lol

[urban skiff]

wait so that's like opposite of what we're doing?

[lavish quest]

Well the point was about rerolling to a new class. I just threw in my trademark memery

[worldly oriole]

Smh i feel like the group im in is win trading

these guys disconnected 3x with me

lost the 2v2

[copper fox]

No

It’s not scuffed

[fierce elm]

My framesort EnemyHealer is not working

however my framesort Healer works lmfao

[copper fox]

Hmm

[scarlet trout]

can dk 1br in pvp

Xd

[fierce elm]

Idk if it scuffed the macro

[copper fox]

Uninstall and re dl?

[fierce elm]

Because everything except my HoJ enemyhealer works

[copper fox]

That’s weird idk

[fierce elm]

Might just copypaste the macro into it again and create a new macro

It feels so awful having to target my HoJ lmfao

[scarlet trout]

Do you think the dudes who did like

World pvp as guilds or ganked people as rogues back in vanilla would stroke out if they saw pvp these days

Particularly evoker

[fierce elm]

I think they wouldn't stroke out because they most likely have a loving family and a stable 9-5 job

[wheat jay]

Or do the same shit they did 20yrs ago but on classic

[scarlet trout]

yeah but the question is in the format of the “giving a dorito to a medieval serf”

[fierce elm]

I doubt it

[scarlet trout]

Fair

[wheat jay]

Dont forget that old pvp was also bullshit

Pvp now is more fair, less bullshit, but faster paced

[scarlet trout]

Didnt old pvp let you mind control enemy players

and play as them

[wheat jay]

I meant things like rogue keeping you in infinite cc chain

Actually infinite

[lavish quest]

It was real back in my day

[scarlet trout]

reminds me of the story of the guy in korea

His dad ran a business but his son was a fat failure who played wow all day

So he paid these 4 guys like 100$ a month

To spam rogue cc him whenever he logged on

So he’d have to quit and get a job

If only that still worked so we could do it to tony

[lavish quest]

Do you even have a job atm?

[scarlet trout]

yes

[lavish quest]

Go on...

[scarlet trout]

Research for my university

I work as a lab tech

Lets me network and learn

And it pays well

Not live off it well but make money well

[lavish quest]

They pay you in...?

[scarlet trout]

us dollars

Every month

[lavish quest]

Damn, you really are beating Tony's ass

[scarlet trout]

Yeah but tony can pvp

So he’s better than me

[lavish quest]

At the things that really matter in life

[scarlet trout]

Exactly

anybody can get a job

well except tony but every rule needs an exception

But not everybody can wow pvp

[lavish quest]

The jobs market would like to have a word with you

[worldly oriole]

I Can Tell The Other Hobos Im Multiglad

[copper fox]

@wheat jay

Can you explain to be why @novel crater has allowed a random light forged draenai to pass one of his gnome characters? wtf does he even care?

@spice hornet left you in the pic for shits and giggles

[wheat jay]

Gnome weak aura

[novel crater]

qed just to pass that

and failed

by 1

[wheat jay]

Lf draenei strong aura

[novel crater]

now I have to q again

LOLOLOLOL

[copper fox]

LMFSO

wait are you srs

[novel crater]

yes

[copper fox]

Did you see me pass you

LOL

[copper fox]

So funny

[novel crater]

got fuji

[copper fox]

Facts

[novel crater]

in a round

with surv hunter

and ww

[copper fox]

Did he grief

[novel crater]

i went 3

fuji got 5

ww just dies

after karma

unless they are dorito

[copper fox]

Lmao ww so bad

[novel crater]

he was not fire tho

he was arcane

i cant touch that

[copper fox]

Yea arcane is an ignore angle

[novel crater]

usually I test mages even in arcane but

[copper fox]

Well yea not all mages are created equally

[novel crater]

if its fuji or sol or kalv

there is no point

[copper fox]

Only a handful can really avoid us

Yep

[novel crater]

in trying them on arc

fire is fine

if it windwitch I will legit call him

so he dcs from his hotspot

LOLOLOLOL

[copper fox]

LMAO

[spice hornet]

[spice hornet]

Wow I haven’t queued in awhile and 2712 is rank 28

[scarlet trout]

why do people play gnome

[spice hornet]

[scarlet trout]

when they can look cool instead

[spice hornet]

Cuz non gnome is borderline unplayable

[scarlet trout]

is not having another cc clear that bad

arent there like 50 cc clears via pvp trinkets and talents and stuff

[copper fox]

No

Because there’s 400 roots and knocks for every 1 cc break

Other races are playable but barely to r1

[lavish quest]

Because woyer sucks

[scarlet trout]

so every top pvper is gnoming it

[lavish quest]

Yup

For woyer at least

[copper fox]

Yea my main is gnome but I have orc for blitz in r1 range rn and im pushing this light forged to r1 range also

[lavish quest]

Meth is a short king

[novel crater]

@copper fox @spice hornet FUCK OFF I STILL GOT IT BIATCHES

BACK THE FUCK OFF MY THRONE

[copper fox]

🔬

Sorry hold on I can’t see numbers that small

Oh. Guy gets a 6-0 at starter mmr and posts it

Wow

Let me log back on the ğøäț rq and take that spot back ugh brb

[fierce elm]

lmfao

Santi can never catch a break

[copper fox]

@novel crater thats what he gets for naming every warrior Santi

[copper fox]

Qfiendele

[spice hornet]

LMFAO

[novel crater]

Better than Qfiendele

[spice hornet]

I didn’t know you knew Zyam

He said you’re a big
Pumper from BFA

[copper fox]

Lmao

[spice hornet]

Keyword BFA

[fierce elm]

poor Tony man

[copper fox]

I just don’t understand how he was so good

[fierce elm]

He still is

dude just doesn't care

[copper fox]

And barely scrapping 2400 now a days

[fierce elm]

I am willing to bet that Tony is capable of hitting R1 in SS

[copper fox]

Part of me believes this

[fierce elm]

And he just decides he doesn't want to care that much

That is my canon of Tony

[spice hornet]

Tony started smoking something extremely potent

That’s what happened

[copper fox]

Remember when he hit 2400 on uhdk in like 5 lobbies then just never logged in it again

Gives 0 fks

[fierce elm]

But then I see the 800 rounds of SS and 600 games of 3s and 100 games of 2s on his DH alone, then the 200 games on his ONE DK in 3s, and 400 games on the other DK in 3s and 300 rounds of SS on that DK lmfao

and I realize my head canon makes no sense

because dude has 1200 games of 3s

[copper fox]

LMFAO

[fierce elm]

and like 1100 rounds of SS

across 3 characters

His other DH with like 300 games of 3s too

[copper fox]

in s1 he was negative win rate on 8 classes

[fierce elm]

I got 468 rounds in SS, 377 games of 3s on my ret lmao

and I think I have gamed a lot

So either he is just blasting the mountain dew and weed and just vibing

or my goat washed

[spice hornet]

It’s 1000% this

[fickle forge]

Afro blows at World of Warcraft Player Versus Player

[fierce elm]

brother go fix your PC

[fickle forge]

No

It blue screened and then I went to bed

[fierce elm]

NO YOU DIDNT

Unless it just did that lmfao

[fickle forge]

It did

Lmao

[fierce elm]

Oh lord

Cant wait for tomorrow : 3

[fickle forge]

I think it was using that harddrive for some kernel dump

Lmao

Gotta reattach it and swap it over, if possible

[fierce elm]

Oh my lord

[fickle forge]

Dw about it

[nimble jasper]

tony definitely on some strong shit https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/971343247647588455/1455041203308466176/IMG_4598.webp?ex=69534838&is=6951f6b8&hm=a747c6be0290293987d75a67ed6371957cb69458ce8edb07e14629f408829974&=&format=webp

[robust hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/shaurin-gif-26393550

[robust hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/rogue-player-speaking-wow-gif-27271750

[robust hearth]

jokes on u he just BOPs

[nimble jasper]

nah time to shut down the discord again

[robust hearth]

DO IT PUSSY

[scarlet trout]

I crafted a thing and made 5000 gold yay

[robust hearth]

WW MONK IS JUST AS BRAINDEAD LMFAO

[nimble jasper]

tbf thats an sl meme

[robust hearth]

just push every other button tht isnt the same to maintain mastery

[scarlet trout]

Isnt ww monk one of the least pvp damage losses from one button rotation

Oh shadowlands ww

Carry on

[nimble jasper]

who is tipping 5k nowadays

[robust hearth]

i been tipping 4k

[scarlet trout]

whoever wanted a craft

[robust hearth]

should i be tipping lower

[scarlet trout]

Most people wont take crafts unless you tip 2k min

I think thats the threshold

[nimble jasper]

idk prob would need to ask trill

or dorito

i.e someone who actually knows how to do dam on the spec

You got pvp andy rogue players who use mace offhand

😭

[solemn elm]

LMAO q fiend ele mad after that game for sure

[novel crater]

putting the draenai in his place on all warriors

[robust hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/shaurin-gif-26393550 @elfin surge sipping on his stupid juice

[green wharf]

thats milk

[lavish quest]

Eh, we know they make their money from procs and such. They lucky if I tip even 500g, and they got not issue doing the craft tbh

[bright kraken]

i should just reroll destro

[lavish quest]

Or MM

[wheat jay]

ok but player dmg

[lavish quest]

Also, it's an mm hunter complaining about low dmg from a warrior. When he out dmg's him...

[solemn elm]

had a triple hunter lobby now

:)

[lavish quest]

It's okay. Warrior is broken so you'll be fine

[solemn elm]

somehow went 5-1

turtle isn’t a thing for them

[lavish quest]

See? Woyer broken

[green wharf]

why you say it like a british mage

[urban skiff]

I craft anything for free for anyone

I don't need gold as much as i need a happy player base

[lavish quest]

What makes it like a British mage?

[green wharf]

cant say the word here

[lavish quest]

I didn't drop any n bombs or anything chilllll

[elfin surge]

https://tenor.com/view/for-honor-knight-sword-warden-kneel-gif-9127931970584857932

[wheat jay]

https://tenor.com/view/for-honor-gif-19420450

[lavish quest]

Finally my boy is showing some respect

[elfin surge]

Ayo you guys remember when warrior was good?

[lavish quest]

Mop? Yeah

But that was before your time

[urban skiff]

too busy playing the superior SMF THANE build

remembering is for people on the bench

[green wharf]

when Ms gave rage

In the foruns when i said overpower should grant arms rage, like ragging blow/BT

the pvers went nuts after me

[urban skiff]

if my case supports mounting a fan on the back of the motherboard right where the CPU is, is it worth doing that?

[green wharf]

saying it would be broken or make the spec unplayable

(they didnt specify)

[lavish quest]

What if warrior did damage and was allowed to hit things?

Think that's a good start

[elfin surge]

Warrior damage seems so ass

[lavish quest]

Instead, we're nova'd in the corner like it's our cu ck chair

[elfin surge]

Survivability and team utility also dogshit

It's incredible how awful war feels rn

[lavish quest]

Every class has their niche

Ours is just killing AFKs

[sonic heron]

Yo mud I wanted to let u know that one guy is pretending that's u and he's been an azz to everyone

U may don't care but I thought to let u know:)

[lavish quest]

It's me

:)

[sonic heron]

:-:

Really ?

Well I guess 🤷 we found the guy :p

[elfin surge]

HUH?

[lavish quest]

No, not really

I'm just the guy who keeps mud grounded.

Remember when Mud was single? Like 2 months ago

[sonic heron]

I found him In a bg the other day . The exactly mog as u and pretending that's u or something

And when I confronted him he shut up

[green wharf]

how does that affect the M+ scenario though

[elfin surge]

whats his name

[lavish quest]

Maybe warrior wouldn't be ass their too

Warrior usually isn't a strong m+ dps

[sonic heron]

I will send it later now I'm in bed and my pc is downstairs;-;

[green wharf]

plottwist, its actually mud and he likes to be an ass with others in bgs

cause he is young

[elfin surge]

[sonic heron]

Well I don't know if he's a troll or something but I wanted to let u know

[lavish quest]

Crazy to think he got the 23 yr old gf as a 14 yr old Canadian boy

[green wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/dwight-theoffice-identitytheft-not-a-joke-gif-4948829

[lavish quest]

I guess she knows he's hustling managing KFC at 14

[green wharf]

Maybe the KFC he is working belong to his family

so that explain why he have free time to play roblox

[lavish quest]

Makes sense MUD would be a nepo baby

[elfin surge]

dude you guys say the weirdest shit

[lavish quest]

https://tenor.com/view/marmota-cooking-hold-up-gif-5382607284931131048

[modest shadow]

Pvp players + making lore about other people = perfectly normal

[lavish quest]

You say making lore, we say investigating

[green wharf]

Those are canon facts

[elfin surge]

[modest shadow]

pvp player trivia when

[lavish quest]

[fierce elm]

whats with this dude snitching about my MUD alt

[elfin surge]

We get it man

[frank knoll]

How do you even do damage on Prot
Is it all Rend/Pad

[green wharf]

boomkin

[frank knoll]

Also gotta be super annoying for that Hunter
Being in a Prot lobby with players who know how to play with a Prot warrior
Invalidates their oneshot cheese

[lavish quest]

They call Afro, the Mud of the EU

[elfin surge]

Afro is 2k exp rival

[lavish quest]

Yeah, insanely high

As a proud multi 1200 player

[fierce elm]

Im just tryna act like my goat and try to bring him out of retirement

[lavish quest]

Ain't gonna happen

Couldn't stream when he was solo.
Now he has a woman, it's jover

He's gonna have to chase mudlets soon

[frank knoll]

Confirm my wife thinks it’s cringe and gay that i play WoW

[green wharf]

cant understand wow

My damage on frost/arms is like the biggest in the lobby

still lost/ dont kill anyone

with BM my damage is shit

but im killing every lobby

[fierce elm]

How are you judging your BM damage

is my question

because BM pumps the fuck off

[green wharf]

mostly im below everyone else in these

[fierce elm]

Yeah thats your issue

Details doesn't accurately track BM at all

[green wharf]

[fierce elm]

and Details also shows every point of damage

Balance is cleaving every single pet you have lmfao

Look at the post-game scoreboard instead

[wheat jay]

Cuz it is

[modest shadow]

your wife sounds lame

[lavish quest]

Let's all quit

[copper fox]

@frank knoll you just need to get a fat gamer wife who supports you

[spice hornet]

Good morning @elfin surge

[elfin surge]

hey man warrior sucks i hate the game

[lavish quest]

Was this the play MUD?

[worldly oriole]

I Need A Whale Gamer Wife To Make Me McDonalds At Home While I Shuffle

[lavish quest]

Make you McDonalds 'at home?'
So make you burgers?

[frank knoll]

She does game
She plays Stardew Valley and Sims

[elfin surge]

I need a hot gamer wife to bring me beers while I play wow

[frank knoll]

Naw her thing is
“Why don’t you play a game that’s actually hard”

[worldly oriole]

I guess there's no McDonald's frozen food @lavish quest

[spice hornet]

🙋🏻‍♂️

[lavish quest]

There's a girl here at work I know who told me "yeah I game too." Asked her what she plays, answer Sims. And I think that's literally it -.-

[lavish quest]

Fuck Mud, be my hot gamer wife

[elfin surge]

Yeah I game too I play candy crush on my phone all day

[lavish quest]

[spice hornet]

Tony coming up with the most random nonsense to put in the #pvp channel

[worldly oriole]

Lol

Oblivion remake worth purchasing?

[elfin surge]

no

[lavish quest]

She was trying to be relatable. But like... I'm a real gamer. One who engages in epic gaming combat

[elfin surge]

You're an 1800 casual dad wow player

[worldly oriole]

I've actually settled down spamming nonsense @spice hornet

[lavish quest]

But I just hit 2100 in my warrior this last week

Not my fault the game is ass

[elfin surge]

im rerolling dk

im over it

[worldly oriole]

I might try to get an end of season dh push in shuffles

[spice hornet]

[lavish quest]

Besides, I've been playing other shiz. Playing rivals, drg, khazan, expedition 33.

Wow just bad

[worldly oriole]

expedition fun?

[lavish quest]

Yeah I'm liking it.

But i always play on the hardest difficulty

[worldly oriole]

The kingdom hearts triple pack is on sale.. and expedition lol

[modest shadow]

If you didn’t play it originally, yes.

[lavish quest]

Except Doom... I started that on the hardest and it was boring as all hell just sitting behind something 95% of the time

[worldly oriole]

I mean I played it but I was prob 11 years old haha and I've been through a lot since then so prob forget it @modest shadow

oh yeah doom epic edition is on sale

[frank knoll]

Playing Arc Raiders
Everyone just camps the elevator
Tilting

[modest shadow]

I’ve been playing Total War Warhammer again

Fuckin hyped for tww 40k

Going to change everything

[lavish quest]

Is anyone here actually playing wow?

[fierce elm]

✋

[frank knoll]

Ya I play p much every day

[modest shadow]

Yeah but like there’s other games lmao

[frank knoll]

But I do unranked BGs mostly

[fierce elm]

Tekken, SF6 and WoW GAMER

[modest shadow]

that’s insanity

[lavish quest]

Ha, losers

[modest shadow]

Unranked bgs just.. cause?

[frank knoll]

Ya on an MM hunter
It’s like doing M+

[modest shadow]

I guess I can see that lol

[elfin surge]

I need like 12 more wins for glad then its ggs

[frank knoll]

Gonna try to get duelist on MM
Finally figured out what all my buttons do

[copper fox]

@lavish quest everyone except you

[lavish quest]

So I'm the only one BASED?

BASEDCIGAR

[copper fox]

Idk if I’d call being in a wow discord and not playing wow based

[lavish quest]

Can't abandon my station can I?

[copper fox]

You can pass it on

[fierce elm]

Leland is protecting us right now!!!

[lavish quest]

Besides, I still log on here and there. Do remix and such

[copper fox]

Do I get a title for being the highest light forged draenai in wow ever?

[fierce elm]

no

[lavish quest]

I actually can't. I'm not even allowed to change my own name.

[copper fox]

y

[fierce elm]

no

[copper fox]

Lmao

y

y as is why

[lavish quest]

@elfin surge subjects me to thus torment and determines my station

[fierce elm]

no

y as in yes

[copper fox]

y

[fierce elm]

n

[copper fox]

no as in yes

[fierce elm]

as in no

[lavish quest]

Because server rules say I can't change my name

[copper fox]

n as in?

Oh

[lavish quest]

No

[copper fox]

y

[lavish quest]

Other than biggest dork

[copper fox]

That’s still a title

[fierce elm]

N as in "Nobody loves you because you decided to log in and play uhdk/bm and you deserve the worst part of your lifes path because of your decisions to do this. God will not save you and you will not be allowed to enter the gates of heaven."

[lavish quest]

Meth still lookin for dat Yellow name

[fierce elm]

N as in that

[copper fox]

Idk what that means I never played that

[lavish quest]

How comes the R1 3s?

[copper fox]

I can’t get r1 in 3s I’m bad

[lavish quest]

GG, seems no yellow name for you

Guess it sticks to me

shrug

[fierce elm]

Yeah either you are r1 in 3s or you are 1200 to get a yellow name

nobody else can

[copper fox]

Lmao

[lavish quest]

^

[copper fox]

Damn

That’s ok

[lavish quest]

Then shouldn't Zercher be Valk?

[fierce elm]

Zercher is 2k

[copper fox]

I’m going for the galactic trifecta

Dw

[lavish quest]

I don't even play atm and I'm higher than that

[fierce elm]

I hope warrior is bad next season

like not mediocre

but bad bad

like F-tier bad

[copper fox]

It won’t be

It’s S

[fierce elm]

Like fucking awful

Just unplayable

[copper fox]

Tsg is going to be the best comp in the game

[fierce elm]

TSG is going to be the worst comp in the game

[copper fox]

I’ll have glad by week 3 then page 1 all season

[fierce elm]

its Ret/Hunter/Disc meta

[frank knoll]

Why isn’t Methyltren SF

[fierce elm]

Dude sucks

thats why

[copper fox]

I’m not good

And I provide 0 information for anyone here

[frank knoll]

He’s like the best warrior in here besides Santi and Flokk

[copper fox]

I help 0 people

[lavish quest]

Good luck with that when the devs still allergic to test

[fierce elm]

He has no bitches, no money, no rating, no aura, no swagger, no muscles, no six pack abs, no veiny thick arms, no huge giant weiner

he doesn't hit ANY of the requirements

[lavish quest]

Did you forget about me or something?

[fierce elm]

This is bait

Source: we have r1 3s warriors here

lmao

[copper fox]

Wait what if my light forged actually gets a title

[frank knoll]

U don’t play bro

[copper fox]

That would honestly be insane

[frank knoll]

Seifcham?

[fierce elm]

the fuck did you just say

You mean boostcham?

[copper fox]

I’m better than seifcham stop

[lavish quest]

Lemme know when it isn't ass

[fierce elm]

Weird how he streams at the start of season, then stops, then appears with glad and streams again

weird

[lavish quest]

You sure? Lmfao

[frank knoll]

Where are rank 1 3s

[copper fox]

Mid and madnuts are in here tho

They’re r1

[fierce elm]

MUD

Magnus

[elfin surge]

Back to my dk cuz war is dogshit

[fierce elm]

lmfao

[lavish quest]

I'm R1 (mud troll)

[spice hornet]

Seifcham, Mud, Magnus

[frank knoll]

I thought MUD just did 2s with healer girls

[fierce elm]

He doesn't even do that

Dude can't get the PC in the managers office at KFC to run WoW

[lavish quest]

I'd do this if I could be arsed to toon another guy

[copper fox]

Seifcham is r1 3s?

[fierce elm]

no lmfao

[spice hornet]

Yeah

[copper fox]

That’s what I thought

[lavish quest]

Recent shuffle uh was doubling my dam standing 30 yds away

smadge

[elfin surge]

i love 2v2 with females

[copper fox]

Seifcham is barely above my light forged in shuffle

As a gnome

[lavish quest]

"Females"

[copper fox]

Females?

[fierce elm]

Shadowlands season 2 : (

[copper fox]

Tf

[green wharf]

thats the only game women play

that and mobile

[elfin surge]

Glorious season

[lavish quest]

Go to OW

[frank knoll]

Females? MUD are you in the Manosphere now

[copper fox]

Galactic Female Carrier Mud in midnight?

[scarlet barn]

Any game that has healers

[green wharf]

they were not real women

[lavish quest]

95% of Mercy mains are whamen

[scarlet barn]

Has women

👀

[green wharf]

they have a lill surprise

[lavish quest]

Other 5% are gay men

[frank knoll]

MUD gonna be on the fresh and fit podcast soon

[spice hornet]

@compact mica

[copper fox]

Plural

[green wharf]

Plus, they only play these games cause they want attention

all of the ones who play dnd does

[lavish quest]

Think Rivals has a lot of healing egirls too, but I play with voice off so can't confirm

[spice hornet]

Syegfryed is NA Zercher

[spice hornet]

I heard valorant has the most egirls

[fierce elm]

Zercher is objectively better than Syegfryed, put some respecc on his name

[scarlet barn]

I am not quite sure yet

[spice hornet]

[fierce elm]

Don't be out here comparing my MAN to anyone

[nimble jasper]

s2 sl mud is instant trinket the disarm on banner in opener

[fierce elm]

dude plays Enhance in 2s

lmfao

[lavish quest]

Yeah but I don't think we after those 12 yr old egirls

[frank knoll]

Real WoW girls are a 35 year old Walgreens pharmacy tech who has an invader Zim tattoo and does not have custody of her kids

[scarlet barn]

https://tenor.com/view/zim-you-lie-gif-14564729313665337759

[spice hornet]

Lmfao so true

[nimble jasper]

granted i think mud still doesnt have pika topped on most aggro trinkets

[nimble jasper]

charge onehit cvark better

[spice hornet]

Night fae seed giving me nightmares

[copper fox]

Mud is done with r words

[scarlet barn]

Mud has ways to put himself into mud...or others too

[scarlet barn]

He is too afraid now

[elfin surge]

rmp run all game try and win mana zzz

[copper fox]

Why doesn’t every warrior from sl have r1

[nimble jasper]

i can hear the meta screaming in this clip

[copper fox]

Yea that’s ghey

[elfin surge]

SL s1 gave bad warriors r1

like me

[green wharf]

we both are duelists

[lavish quest]

When is MUD injecting egirls into the Skyhold PvP chat huh?

[lavish quest]

You barely made the line

[spice hornet]

only possible s2

[lavish quest]

But so did Zerch so fair enough

[green wharf]

i got in all seasons of TWW all right

[spice hornet]

s1 ladder died cuz mmr changes, warrior mid s3/s4

[fierce elm]

Enhance versus warrior

Yeah brother lmao

[green wharf]

[nimble jasper]

does anyone even play enh

[copper fox]

But if you climbed earlier it was gg?

[fierce elm]

Dude is duelist in 2s as ENHANCE with his wife healing

[green wharf]

warriors is the worse class so i win

[spice hornet]

yeah for sure

[copper fox]

Idk I only played hpal to glad in sl

[fierce elm]

he is BUILT different

[nimble jasper]

i could have sworn even saul plays ele

[green wharf]

[copper fox]

He started enhance but he’s been ele most of tww

Swapped recently again because he doesn’t care anymore

[elfin surge]

peasant

[green wharf]

is he, i though he was in shuffle

[green wharf]

mud allow emotes from other serves in the #transmog

im wasting my nitro

[elfin surge]

tf

[green wharf]

wait, isnt keator DK player

[elfin surge]

ya

[spice hornet]

Where’s the lie

[elfin surge]

[copper fox]

Dev leaves shuffles like it’s his job

He was 0-2 with me the other week and just left

On his 6th rdruid

[elfin surge]

ya hes a rat

[copper fox]

What a bum

[frank knoll]

Keator always takes my bait

He gets so mad so fast

[lavish quest]

Mud wants my bait

Good times

[elfin surge]

[green wharf]

[prime solar]

this never gets old

[scarlet barn]

Which discord is that

[elfin surge]

dk server

[lavish quest]

I think it just said 1.9m

[scarlet trout]

Who is devistonia

[worldly oriole]

Thank god your homie helped me past the duelist bracket lol@spice hornet

he's a hero for that

[prime solar]

it's not really a damage thing. just a feedback thing that feels good to play

[worldly oriole]

I got my first 2700 with keator

[lavish quest]

1.9m feels terrible tho

[worldly oriole]

but we had no heals for r1

[prime solar]

I mean yeah warrior seems like a joke this last month or so I've been playing

but I still play it because it's what speaks to me. just gotta hope one day it's goood

[spice hornet]

[worldly oriole]

should I buy black ops 6 lol

[copper fox]

No

Get glad

[compact mica]

Hello bro

[lavish quest]

Didn't you just get blops 7

[lavish quest]

Look away, avert your eyes

[compact mica]

Yeah I’m going back to sleep after reading that.

[worldly oriole]

yeah i got blops 7 but black ops 6 would be more content but all the battlepasses expired apparently lol

[spice hornet]

guild chat is off to a good start today

[fierce elm]

lmfao

[copper fox]

LOL

[scarlet trout]

Moonguard

Creative writing

[lavish quest]

Rp servers bro

[scarlet trout]

So true leland

[green wharf]

one of the reasons i dont join any guilds

[scarlet trout]

Syeg

[copper fox]

@spice hornet can you push fury and kick Santi down the ladder

[scarlet trout]

Is it true that a major town in brazil speaks primarily german

whats that about

[spice hornet]

yes itll be easy

[copper fox]

Kk ty

[copper fox]

South America is where the N words fled after ww2

True story

[scarlet trout]

the WHAT

[copper fox]

Nazis

[scarlet trout]

oh

[copper fox]

?

[scarlet trout]

[green wharf]

not that i know

some speak like as a second language

[scarlet trout]

yea i had an azralon player speaking german

and a friend of mine told me thats because hes brazillian

[green wharf]

[scarlet trout]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pomerode

[green wharf]

yeah second language

[scarlet trout]

oh

[lavish quest]

the WHAT

[green wharf]

[elfin surge]

https://tenor.com/view/elder-scrolls-online-knight-sitting-drip-gif-26075846

[lavish quest]

My man likes knights

Respect

[green wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/dungeon-soup-barbarian-axe-heroic-shot-the-hero-is-here-gif-9095781403559453851

[robust hearth]

You're milk

[wheat jay]

chad

[green wharf]

nah, no elves

[urban skiff]

He's not an elf

he's a fairy

https://youtu.be/4SrKnDyiSZg

[green wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/dungeon-soup-monster-mash-finale-barbarian-super-saiyan-gif-12802499151316189336

[green wharf]

[urban skiff]

high intelligence barbarian

disgusting

[green wharf]

he have all stats maxed

[urban skiff]

but lunk has abs on his forehead

but i can appreciate how much of an absolute complete terror the soup barbarian is

There are 58 days between season 3 ends and season 1 starts

RIP

🙁

[fierce elm]

Goddamn

thats depressing

lmfao

[urban skiff]

yea a bit

I knew it was going to be a while but i hadn't looked it up on purpose

[scarlet trout]

@lavish quest is this player good enough to be speaking on pvp balance state

[fierce elm]

yes

[scarlet trout]

theyre having a bit of a crashout in another discord

[urban skiff]

all players are

[fierce elm]

show

[scarlet trout]

saying that evoker is undertuned

[fierce elm]

I feed off this

[scarlet trout]

and needs buffs

and uhdk is unfathomably op

[urban skiff]

you don't have to be a good player to make correct observations

[scarlet trout]

and needs nerfs

[fierce elm]

UHDK is unfathmably op lmfao

[scarlet trout]

idk i dont pvp

thats why im asking

[fierce elm]

Devoker/Aug is underrepresented and has no real space in the meta

[scarlet trout]

private discord

[fierce elm]

Pres is good

[urban skiff]

UHDK IS BALANCED OK BUDDY

I just picked it up

[scarlet trout]

idk they said something along the lines of like

"hunter is completely unplayable right now because of the prevalence of fire mage"

and i dont pvp much but like

that comment didnt make much sense

[fierce elm]

Yeah its the opposite

[elfin surge]

show

[scarlet trout]

so i had to do checkpvp

[fierce elm]

Hunter is keeping fire mage checked

lmfao

If not for Hunter/UHDK roaming ladder and Hunter roaming SS, Fire mage would be so absurdly fucking broken

[urban skiff]

hunter is unplayable because fire mage?

😮

[scarlet trout]

idk he got really mad so i just ragebaited them with the "uhdk is completely unplayable and if you lose to it in shuffle you need to re evaluate your pvp career"

[elfin surge]

invite me to that cord

[urban skiff]

that's good

[fierce elm]

Hunter/uhdk shits on fire mage, fire mage is the best caster in the game by far and is purely being kept in check by hunter/uhdk being so popular

[elfin surge]

[scarlet trout]

no

sorry mud

[elfin surge]

Coward

[scarlet trout]

washed pvpers only

you need not apply

[fierce elm]

I think he is arguing with himself

He is just schizo posting in a lone server

[scarlet trout]

no i took my meds today afro

wtf man...

oh he got banned

i looked away and now his messages are all purged so i dont know what he said to get banned

kekaaa

[elfin surge]

get me in that cord

[fierce elm]

get him in that cord

[scarlet trout]

.gg/TY6ErXV

☺

for reference incase it doesnt work or does something i didnt intend, thats supposed to be a link to the discord server for r/unemployed

[worldly oriole]

lol

[elfin surge]

i got hacked

[scarlet trout]

nooo

anyway surely midnight brings the tank pvp meta

[urban skiff]

Man reddit would be so upset about that

[scarlet trout]

im pretty sure most of the people in this chat would be upset too

[urban skiff]

They hear tank in pvp and think TANKING

When I hear tank in pvp I think gladiator stance where you just dps in a spec that uses a tank rotation

[scarlet trout]

#pvp message

[copper fox]

Mud is about as washed as it gets here

So

Invite him

Now

[elfin surge]

:(

[fierce elm]

WHY IS A HEALER APPLYING TO THIS

I am losing my mind

[urban skiff]

is he mistweaver?

[fierce elm]

No lmfao

[scarlet trout]

is this for 2s

[fierce elm]

no lmao

its for 3s

Our warriors pc is dying so we pugging a 3rd today

[urban skiff]

When are you going to invite me to dps?

[scarlet trout]

what comp do you 2 play

[fierce elm]

hell no

[fierce elm]

Ret/Warr/Hpriest

[scarlet trout]

swag

[fierce elm]

no it sucks

it makes me depressed

[urban skiff]

Kargish and Artji has the balls to play with me

[lavish quest]

Finally someone is respecting my opinion

And no, they're not because what they said is dumb

[scarlet trout]

why cant i find your lfg post

i wanted to apply

and tank your score

[lavish quest]

He's EU LMAO

[scarlet trout]

LMAO

[fierce elm]

get fucked noob

[urban skiff]

bet he clicked the stupid button that keeps his group to single faction

afro is afraid of success

gotta self sabotage

[scarlet trout]

what a name

[fierce elm]

thats a thing?

[scarlet trout]

2800 huh

[fierce elm]

Oh it is lmfao

[scarlet trout]

those guys must be real gamers

[urban skiff]

IS IT ON?

[scarlet trout]

theyve got a fury warrior i wonder if its one of you

[fierce elm]

no

its off by default

[lavish quest]

Do you think any of us would associate with mages?

[scarlet trout]

yes

free wins

[fierce elm]

mage is 2760 not 2800

Like why even lie

[scarlet trout]

should i whisper them and be a bitch about it

LOL

[green wharf]

2760 and 2800 is the same thing

round up

[fierce elm]

Multiglad, last glad was S2 SL, glad before that was BFA S4

[green wharf]