pvp

[prime solar]

You'd think you could conduct war...as a warrior.

[lavish quest]

Oh look, I'm famous

[nimble jasper]

war implies mass scale combat

does it not

[copper fox]

Yes

That’s why warrior is the best class in mass scale combat like rbgs and blitz

Oh wait….

[nimble jasper]

nah thats laser shooting moon chickens

[boreal veldt]

i like dueling as a warr

cause if they lose

says a lot more about them

[lavish quest]

Tony's nemesis

[copper fox]

Lmao

[boreal veldt]

come bartend with me tony, we need hands for new years

[green wharf]

thats like the second phase of a dark souls boss fight

but he didnt even face the first

[spice hornet]

Lmfao

Jump scare

[lavish quest]

He see this fucker in 3s, its jover

[spice hornet]

Its So Joever

[worldly oriole]

Its Super Joever

My Dream Is To Become A Full Time Content Creator Like Bellular

[vital quarry]

the zugzug lobby

[spice hornet]

Gross

[spice hornet]

Was Unable To Bang Out Glad For Christmas

[fickle forge]

Bored

[green wharf]

hey, you got 4 games without a hunter

[solemn elm]

i like hunter too :)

really fun to fight

do you guys think that death knight mm hunter is a good composition i think its pretty good

[fierce elm]

lmfao

We are shaking rust off

tried Rsham/Ret/Warr out and it felt ass

[solemn elm]

yup that shit is terrible

[fierce elm]

Swapped back to holy, inted some games, then came back

KEK

I think we went 1-8 with Rsham

lmfao

[solemn elm]

make a hunter and just play ret hunter r sham with the same dudes

yep i’ve tried it too it was so bad

[fierce elm]

He tried hunter

he sucks at it

lmfao

[solemn elm]

every single melee cleave i’ve tried this szn its just absolutely atrocious

you need to go through leaps and bounds to win

vs the most lost ppl

[fierce elm]

I mean we are fine, we haven't played in like three weeks kek

We are also playing way below our actual level

But yeah

ret/warr

is PAIN

[fickle forge]

RLP is no better

[solemn elm]

it’s so painful

[fierce elm]

Assa/Destro or uhdk/mm/bm lmfao

[solemn elm]

volley 1 shot bye

[fierce elm]

THATS ALL LADDER

[fickle forge]

I'm bored of hunter

Can I at least face survival, so one of the 3 S tier hunter specs I am facing at least feels fair

[wheat jay]

no

[green wharf]

when i faced a survival in shuffle i dead ass though it was a MM

and i wasnt understanding how i was alive for so long

when i realised i killed him quickly

[fierce elm]

I mean Kargish can also not provide a time for us to play with

Like a literal time

He said "Current time and add two hours"

[solemn elm]

afro to destroy these hunters some tech disarm volley

as soon as you can

[fierce elm]

I am the ret

LMFAO

[solemn elm]

fffffff

[fierce elm]

Tbf, once we swapped Hpriest it felt winnable

with Rsham it legit didn't feel winnable

[solemn elm]

teach the boy disarm the volley asap

yea you can get more cc r shaman kinda pve heals

[green wharf]

he can buble volley

[fierce elm]

he has lost it

[solemn elm]

LMAO

[fierce elm]

what facing only dk/hunt assa/destro does to a man

[spice hornet]

Do this and it won’t be up for second trueshot

Made that mistake before

[fierce elm]

no

its every hunt spec

[spice hornet]

MM and survival are exploit tier and BM is great

[copper fox]

If only

[fierce elm]

BM is exploit tier too

lmfao

It is fucking rolling ladder

[copper fox]

BM with unholy is better than mm ngl

[fierce elm]

Rando no-name BMs/UHDKs sitting awfully close to r1 range

having to ask people their XP next season is gonna be "Did you play DK, BM, MM or Survival"

[copper fox]

Lmao

I’m going to run the ladder next ssn with tsg

[fierce elm]

uhdk is so fucking absurd

but its going 'undercover' because hunter is so absurd

I swear to god UHDK is the 3rd best spec in the game

[copper fox]

Mm destro unholy?

Mm fire unholy

Actually

[fierce elm]

MM/BM, Destro, Unholy

Or mm/bm, assa, unholy, destro

lmao

[copper fox]

Destro or fire

Why no fire mage

[fierce elm]

Because I never see them

we saw one today

beat their ass

I havent seen one in SS forever

Compared to how prevalent BM/MM/UHDK is

[copper fox]

If mm wasn’t doing what it’s doing

Fire would run shit

mm is the only reason the ladder isn’t all fire mages

[fierce elm]

Like I'd gladly face WMX, RMP, FMP, whatever the fuck fire mage

over this lmfao

[copper fox]

Idk man I hate Rmp with a passion

[fierce elm]

It feels like I can do something about it

[copper fox]

More than anything else

[fierce elm]

It feels like Ret/warr can actively do things

against mages

especially RMP

[copper fox]

True ret warr can

[fierce elm]

It doesn't matter what we do into Hunt/DK

lmfao

If this wasn't last season Hunter would have been hotfixed the fuck out

[spice hornet]

Team shell is busted

[wheat jay]

i saw you all on voice

did you win?

glad yet?

[fierce elm]

brother lmao

We dropped 70 rating initially

then climbed back up KEK

[copper fox]

Hunter nerfs Tuesday

[fierce elm]

This the weekly cope

[wheat jay]

bro

is glad dream dead

AGAIN

afro

please dont end up on 37 wins for the 3rd time

[fierce elm]

: 3

Can abrother come back to the GAME

[wheat jay]

me?

or you and kargish ?

[fierce elm]

I HAVENT PLAYED

NOR HAS KARG

OR JAMES

CAN WE GET BACK TO THE GAME

[lavish quest]

no

: 3

[fierce elm]

: 3

[wheat jay]

I dunno, can you?

Or are you all washed beyond saving?

[fierce elm]

yeah probably

I need to play solo shuffle too

fuck

[wheat jay]

My goats washed?

Sheesh

Bro just unsub at this point

[fierce elm]

the break : (

[wheat jay]

Avoid the embarrassment

[fierce elm]

ruined it ALL

now I gotta hit 3k to be r1 range on ret what the FUCK

[wheat jay]

Brother

That ain't it

[fierce elm]

RUINED IT

[wheat jay]

Just go do housing or fucking skirmishes

[fierce elm]

DESTROYED IT

Housing whta the fuck

[wheat jay]

Delves should be challenge enough for you now

[fierce elm]

I aint got the gold for that

[wheat jay]

WASHED

@fickle forge you too btw

[fickle forge]

You should have heard me today

[fierce elm]

he was so tilted lmfao

[fickle forge]

I'm the angry coach that's annoyed his players slacked over the summer break

[wheat jay]

Any desk slams?

[fickle forge]

Multiple

[wheat jay]

Holy fuck

XD

Ahahahhahahahahahahahahgaah

Brother if youre desk slamming more than once then you three were doing worse than we lost 400cr on kfc xD

[fickle forge]

One of the first ones was when I got coiled behind a pillar, called it out and said I need help right now

Got none

Died

"Woah how did you die"

😴

[wheat jay]

See id help you

Id missclick roar

Or throw an explosive trap

[fierce elm]

we couldn't help you

90% shiv slow baby

My favorite is when Kargish gets angry at us because he has no trinket for smokebomb

says he isn't gonna trinket anything except smokebomb

then does it

and dies AGAIN in a smokebomb

[wheat jay]

Oh so like that one time I absolutely had to trinket nether kidney and he got mad?

Cuz he didnt help me with neither cc nor utility?

[fierce elm]

: 3

We are unlocking tech

[fickle forge]

Afro and James don't understand that the damage still happens in a Kidney even if they aren't vaping around me

[fierce elm]

My guy could just trinket and walk out

Instead he gets angry that I with a 90% slow cant get into the smoke bomb with him

[sharp meteor]

holding the line

against the gnome menace

[fierce elm]

LMFAO

Santi is DESPERATE

[sharp meteor]

i mean i did say if u done with glad might as well give it a stab

most seasons have 2-3 people playin the prot

this seas it was just me

[wheat jay]

Panda superior

[sharp meteor]

blocks ur path

[fierce elm]

Now that is swagger

[wheat jay]

Lmao

My first warr on retail was panda

[sharp meteor]

Hell yer.

[wheat jay]

On my old account

[sharp meteor]

I love their animations.

[wheat jay]

Bro

The hate whispers

[spice hornet]

This needs to be removed immediately

And it’s aoe like what

[fierce elm]

: 3

[spice hornet]

Toxic ass 2007 mechanic somehow in 2026

[copper fox]

@fierce elm the guy will do anything but q fury

He’s afraid

[fierce elm]

"I would love to lay my teammate, unfortunately I got shived 8 feet away from the smoke bomb"

[wheat jay]

Cuz fury wack

[spice hornet]

Why did Santi swap prot and stop playing fury wtf

[fierce elm]

Because Meth is toxic

[copper fox]

He’s scared

[fierce elm]

and Santi and him has beef

[wheat jay]

Both play gnome

Both are manlets

[copper fox]

My gnome is more jacked

[wheat jay]

Both are wack

[fierce elm]

Meth whispered Santi and said: "I bet your toes tickle when you see my name on ladder, don't queue or I will lick them toes later"

[wheat jay]

Youre gnome irl too

[fierce elm]

And then he went prot

[copper fox]

Lmfao

[fierce elm]

He listened to the warning

[copper fox]

That’s exactly how it went

[wheat jay]

Can someone pin?

[fierce elm]

It is canon now

[wheat jay]

@lavish quest

@fickle forge

I forgot kargish is sf lmao

[copper fox]

@novel crater scared of the fury ladder

Ran to arms and failed

On prot ladder now

[wheat jay]

But methyl

Playing fury is automatic failure

And shame on family name

https://tenor.com/view/failure-gif-23242816

[spice hornet]

Same and still wondering how this happened

[fierce elm]

: 3

[wheat jay]

I mean, he was sf before

So was afro

[spice hornet]

Wow @novel crater 😞😓

[wheat jay]

But afro was half sf

Couldnt even pin

[fickle forge]

I had a lot of fun getting gripped 150 times in 18 games today

[wheat jay]

James?

[copper fox]

Why is a hunter talking about specs being whack

[wheat jay]

Cuz I play the non-wack hunter spec, duh?

[fickle forge]

I saw an MM hunter getting gripped by his priest as he went to trap James btw

[wheat jay]

Yep, that's pain

I hated it soooooo much xD

[copper fox]

Surv is the same shii

[wheat jay]

Shush now weak fury noob

Let arms players speak

[copper fox]

Post hands

[wheat jay]

Brother hands is literally all I have

[copper fox]

[wheat jay]

Ain't sending you shit, but I'm a proud owner of 46 cm biceps

[copper fox]

wtf is a cm

[wheat jay]

(On pump, but still)

[fickle forge]

Post forearm veins

[copper fox]

I only speak in freedom

[copper fox]

I got veins for you check dms

[worldly oriole]

#america

[novel crater]

Huh?

Im qing both

[wheat jay]

Bro kargish resent it to me, why are you sending your cokveins to another dude?

[fickle forge]

About the size I'd expect from a fury main

[wheat jay]

Jesus

[novel crater]

Lolololol

[fickle forge]

Why is Artji marked as timed out and able to type

[wheat jay]

WHY ARE THOSE VEINS SO SMOL METHYL

[wheat jay]

https://tenor.com/view/ultron-strings-no-nostrings-gif-5096462

[solemn elm]

that boy santi getting up on all 3 specs

[copper fox]

Idk what you all expected I play warrior

[solemn elm]

even the protection one

[wheat jay]

Big arms

Oh wait you dont play arms

Smh methyl

[lavish quest]

Why is Artji asking me to pin his foot fe tish stuff?\

[solemn elm]

man if you played arms you would understand

[copper fox]

[wheat jay]

Btw, that would be a little over 18 inches biceps

[solemn elm]

u fight like one dev evoker and ur at the bottom of the meters and ur like a little fishy swimming around

[wheat jay]

Cuz you have the same

[solemn elm]

sometimes you just gotta be wack ass fury

LMAO

[wheat jay]

315kg?

[lavish quest]

Believe it or not, I'm not into feet

[wheat jay]

Damn bro

[copper fox]

Yes

[wheat jay]

Funnily enough, neither am I

[fierce elm]

Yo we sending WIENERS rn

[wheat jay]

Thighs #1

[fierce elm]

add me to the WIENER SENDING GROUP

[copper fox]

Yes I sent

[lavish quest]

Well now I just don't believe you

[wheat jay]

Why

[fierce elm]

I want to see it SOFT

[copper fox]

Physically impossible

It’s nearly invisible soft

[fierce elm]

: 3

[wheat jay]

That small and its hard?

Sheesh

[fierce elm]

You ever wonder once God finds out chatlogs that we will not be permitted to enter heaven

[copper fox]

Who needs length when you have… FURY CR

Amirite Santi

[fierce elm]

lmfao

[wheat jay]

So, no length no girth no hardness

Brother

Please retire

[copper fox]

Only cr

[wheat jay]

You picking up hoes on cr?

[fierce elm]

Santi is being crazy bullied

[copper fox]

He went prot

[wheat jay]

Santi doesnt count

[copper fox]

Ofc he is

[wheat jay]

Gnome prot

[copper fox]

He went prot and carried egirls to glad

He’s a massive bullying target

[wheat jay]

At least kennie is memeing on some diff race

[wheat jay]

Egirls carried him

[copper fox]

That’s actually true

[wheat jay]

Catto

[fierce elm]

Bird

[wheat jay]

Not rly, he's a fat puma but close enough

[exotic storm]

https://tenor.com/view/costco-hotdog-solana-costcodogsol-hotdogsareincontrol-gif-5817397655659882800

[fierce elm]

what the fuck

[spice hornet]

Cute

[wheat jay]

Good use of ai xD

[solemn elm]

very cute

[fierce elm]

bird

[solemn elm]

every warrior player needs to have a cat incase the rage bar is very full in real life

you pet the cat a couple times

it’s chillin

[sharp meteor]

pet happy cloud

she chirps at me

[solemn elm]

he loves it too he embraces the hand

little grey guy

your cat is peak kennie fr fr

does this every single time

i’m mid game

he literally knows

and gives me a fat headbutt

[sharp meteor]

i think my furball fell off my lap at the computer once or her claw got stuck

cos shes always reluctant to jump up

[lavish quest]

Cuz I'm onto you... susge

[wheat jay]

Bro my cat sounds like 70s diesel in a tractor when im petting him

[wheat jay]

Brother, I can list you all the things I like

And you would NEVER believe that im that fucking basic

[lavish quest]

Do it, you won't

[wheat jay]

Hair, eyes, thighs, ass, toned belly

Those are the biggest things for me physically in women

Feet, dont care, huge booba, dont care, medium is premium

Now, your turn

@sharp meteor send catto

[lavish quest]

kekw

Booba, ass, personality

[wheat jay]

Brother you aint even trying

Basic bitch

[lavish quest]

What if I'm just not demanding?

[wheat jay]

Brother your type is flour level of spicy wtf

[wheat jay]

Smh

So you just see any woman and you go FULL GIRTH ENGAGED

Smh

Doesnt even have a type

You're so bland

You're English food level of bland

[lavish quest]

How about peace and quiet? LMAO

[wheat jay]

Smh weak aura specimen

You can have peace and quiet, AND some things to prioritise

Smh smh

[lavish quest]

lol, well yeah, you're right I'm boring in those regards. I don't chase dating, if I ever do, it's by chance

[fossil mortar]

PvP shareing cat pics? I missed out on this?!

[wheat jay]

Happened numerous times

We're all friends of tiny little animals

[fierce elm]

smh missing the cat pics

[fossil mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/missed-out-panda-upset-missed-out-again-cute-gif-14760409

[wheat jay]

Send cat

[fierce elm]

I don't have a CAT

[wheat jay]

SEND THE BIGGEST PUSSY YOU KNOW (go take a selfie)

[fossil mortar]

There is the PvP I know

[wheat jay]

Lmao

[warm plinth]

nice cats

[sharp meteor]

https://i.imgur.com/mrTnucs.mp4

[wheat jay]

Fluffy

[spice hornet]

Aww

[compact mica]

KITTY

[prime solar]

Single combat has been a deciding factor on if battles even get fought for all of human history.

I think Blizzard would of named it Fighter if not for DnD issues

[nimble jasper]

I mean if you go by lore

warlock probably the most powerful class

[lavish quest]

Crazy, because their design suggests it should be named "little bitch"

[prime solar]

Don't sleep on death knight.

[lavish quest]

But that's a lil vulgar for a professional product

[prime solar]

I feel you. I don't feel like I'm worth my slot half of the time in BG's

[nimble jasper]

meme content

or just have 2-3 pocket healers and make clickbait thumbnails

[prime solar]

Could never find anyone interested in healing.

[spice hornet]

Good night @elfin surge

[scarlet trout]

whats death knight like in pvp

i have a blood but

if pvp is fun and brainless i could play a dps

[sharp meteor]

fun and good in bgs

neither in arena/shuff

[scarlet trout]

isnt shuffle only like 4-5 viable classes though to be entirely fair

[sharp meteor]

depends on context

[scarlet trout]

oh sorry uhh

the team based modes

[sharp meteor]

i mean in shuff every spec is equally viable in the sense that, like

each spec has its own ladder

if its like

are they all equal in difficulty for getting say 2100

thats another thing

[solemn elm]

brain eating amoeba would starve in that head

[solemn elm]

she is SO cute

big flops all around

such a fluffy angel

what breed is she like, norweigan forest ?

for the longest i thought my little guy was russian blue but he ended up be a korat

[sharp meteor]

Momma was some persian showcat

Dad was some really angsty tabby

[solemn elm]

that’s so cute

[robust hearth]

get a cat

[solemn elm]

🤔 any kitten photos

[robust hearth]

[solemn elm]

blocking the way since day 1

[idle falcon]

Similar issue

@solemn elm

But he was on my lap looking for pets

While watching be pvp

[lavish quest]

Kitties

[wheat jay]

pvp channel peaking

[lavish quest]

I do love puppos and kitties

wowcat

[idle falcon]

Btw that season i got 2400 for the first time

Cat blessed me 🙏

It's my aunt's cat and she lives in Dubai and i visit her every January

So haven't gotten blessed season 2 or season 3

Well maybe still chance

I'm going dubai before prepatch

[urban skiff]

22 days left of the season

[green wharf]

but what does thje image have to do with it

[urban skiff]

makes you want to worg out, doesn't it

[green wharf]

i suppose

[urban skiff]

i wish worgen could transmog empty hands tbh

assa rogue just slashing bleed damage with poisoned claws

[green wharf]

if wow was a good game we could

[urban skiff]

get on beta and give them feedback

fury warrior, fdk, assa rogue, feral should be able to fight with unarmed worgen form

imma go do that later

[green wharf]

[urban skiff]

Am i wrong though?

Would uplift worgen instantly to one of the most played races

[robust hearth]

were u a good boi @wheat jay

[green wharf]

You are wrong to think feedback does anything

[urban skiff]

Feedback is a gift.

People can do with it what they want. But they cannot choose what to do with it, if you do not give it.

[wheat jay]

hmm?

depends on what youre asking about

[green wharf]

[green wharf]

blizzard throws then into the toilet

[lavish quest]

Still crazy you went from squire simp of Kennie to bane of Kennie

[lavish quest]

For democracy

[fickle forge]

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-it-gif-18812641

[scarlet trout]

Gold making players are so hard to communicate with

You either speak their language or they get angry

[lavish quest]

What's their language, Swahili?

[spice hornet]

Egyptian or Venezuelan

[worldly oriole]

I Walk In Big Shoes Lol

[green anchor]

hebrew

[spice hornet]

@elfin surge good morning

[lavish quest]

Woah there bud

[green anchor]

woah

[lavish quest]

No qwar?

[spice hornet]

When I’d buy leveling boosts in df and in TWW where the guy would kill mobs while I sat afk they’d always say they were either Egyptian or Venezuelan

[green anchor]

there are so many of these during timewalking

[worldly oriole]

Did you know big onlyfans accounts are outsourced to men in india? @spice hornet

[green anchor]

level 11 warrior with lifesteal enchant spamming whirlwind

[lavish quest]

How'd you find out big man?

[green anchor]

and 1 or 2 dudes afk at the start

[spice hornet]

Poor Tony finding this out after spending every night gooning to them

[worldly oriole]

kek

[robust hearth]

kennie did tht to himself

[spice hornet]

What’s funny is he’s also one of the only people to be put on Kennies ignore list

[lavish quest]

How so?

[lavish quest]

We can't even do that ragging on him for being a furry all the time, quite an impressive feat

[scarlet trout]

worse

business major

[worldly oriole]

The War Within Is Joated Lol

[lavish quest]

You should know such things

[scarlet trout]

why

my homework isn't coloring books

[lavish quest]

Imagine having homework in 2025

[scarlet trout]

imagine having grey hairs in 2025

[lavish quest]

But I don't yet

[scarlet trout]

impossible

you're ancient

[lavish quest]

Not 12 = ancient

[scarlet trout]

arent you in your mid 30s

[lavish quest]

Nope

[scarlet trout]

what

[lavish quest]

29

[scarlet trout]

9 years older than me

pretty ancient

[lavish quest]

15 years older than @elfin surge

[scarlet trout]

One day… my mother asked me if I had washed the dishes… I replied to her with “MUD”… She kicked me out of the house, because she knew they weren’t washed

[lavish quest]

Remember to flex this to all of your friends

[scarlet trout]

can we ban this guy

the goblins called me an idiot for wanting to craft armor instead of weapons

i just dont want to compete with the 2000000 other people making weapons..

[green wharf]

well yeah, you are balding so you dont have any hairs am i right

[lavish quest]

Ayo, now you're gettin it

[lavish quest]

You're so behind on prof knowledge, idk why your trying those now

[scarlet trout]

what

im already maxed out on prof knowledge

catchup systems rule

i just havent spent any of it yet because i dont know what to craft

[green wharf]

playing hard mode here

[lavish quest]

Either way, profs deadge, its the end of the expac

Who still needs crafted gear amirite

[scarlet trout]

i had a crazy dream where they added a 4th monk dps spec

and it was midrange with double the cc

and pvp was in shambles

[scarlet trout]

erm

who needs crafted gear day 1

good players just press buttons better

[lavish quest]

U right

Why I usually don't bother

[scarlet trout]

u dont bother because pvp gearing is probably insanely easy or something

[lavish quest]

I pve too you monke

[green wharf]

leland dont do pvp silly

[lavish quest]

^

[green wharf]

he is cutting edge player

[scarlet trout]

no

[lavish quest]

[scarlet trout]

dull edge player

he has to prog normal

[lavish quest]

But I has cutting edge, and you flexed fake CE, imagining you were there?

[scarlet trout]

fake

news

[lavish quest]

You didn't even kill SLG either lmao

[scarlet trout]

i blame the woke mind virus or something

true warrior response

[worldly oriole]

oblivion is on sale

and helldivers

[fierce elm]

YOU HAVE NO MONEY

TONY MY MAN JUST START TORRENTING GAMES

[lavish quest]

Makes sense that's a Tony character

[fickle forge]

Mythic plus cleave man

Let it end

Stop this hunter+X spam

[green wharf]

wait till 19

[scarlet trout]

death knight

[lavish quest]

Beat ya by 4 days

Ez

But nice achieve ya got

Khailby, there's another ss for you to flex with

[scarlet trout]

im blacksmithing right now

talk to my secretary

[robust hearth]

buuuuuuuuuuut

here @scarlet trout

[green wharf]

[robust hearth]

damn u beat me

[wheat jay]

I only have nzoth

XD

[scarlet trout]

xd

[green wharf]

i only did cause i liked the dragon

might do this one too if its cheap

[robust hearth]

u only needed AOTC for dragon

so y did u keep doing mythic

besides getting drest'agath trinket

y didnt u dip once u got tht drest trinket

@green wharf

[green wharf]

wat

[robust hearth]

this

oh nvm

misread it u only got AOTC

lol mybad

[wheat jay]

syeg is actually buyer

he scams ppl with erp in goldshire

[robust hearth]

syg u dirty orc

[green wharf]

i dont like doing pve without a guild

pugging is lame

[lavish quest]

Denathrius is the only CE I bothered with

[scarlet trout]

pvp player

[lavish quest]

pvp uwu

[lavish quest]

But does that make you neither then?

[scarlet trout]

yea probably

[lavish quest]

And now you struggle with gold making

[wheat jay]

poor?

[fickle forge]

It's weird being a sub rogue

[green wharf]

dont know what that is

[lavish quest]

Could use all that to buy a home

[worldly oriole]

I have 50 dollars in Playstation bucks for christmas

[green wharf]

there is 500m on my bak and characters

maybe i will try to crack 2bilions before midnight

[scarlet trout]

rmting is against the rules noob

[green wharf]

[green wharf]

[urban skiff]

looks poor to me

[scarlet trout]

:susge:

[lavish quest]

You supposedly got that much but are world questing for gold

Nah, ain't adding up

[scarlet trout]

wrong reply

stupid leland

[lavish quest]

I don't listen to the poor

[green wharf]

[wheat jay]

just wanna tell everyone

that kargish didnt have trinket for bomb

smh kargish

[scarlet trout]

kargish my goat would never fumble

@fickle forge right

[lavish quest]

Does he even know who you are?

[scarlet trout]

i was better than him at tanking in fellowship

taught him what he knows

i was big theorycrafter for that game

[lavish quest]

Nerd

[wheat jay]

so, who are you?

[scarlet trout]

nobody

[lavish quest]

[scarlet trout]

that wasnt the question

IDIOT

the question was does he know you

[wheat jay]

he does know me

[scarlet trout]

know ME

[lavish quest]

Believe it not, met this kid in game years ago

[wheat jay]

im sorry

[scarlet trout]

you guys are the worst

when do i get nice treatment

[lavish quest]

Yeah it was rough

We dumped him off after sludgefist

[scarlet trout]

ok

??

wtff

[wheat jay]

a what?

[wheat jay]

[scarlet trout]

oh yeah tell him about the guy who tried to molest me

[lavish quest]

Git meme'd

[wheat jay]

only tried?

smh amateur

[scarlet trout]

only tried

i was like 14 at the time or something

keka

[lavish quest]

He's right, our warlock made... suggestive jokes about this kid. And the frequency and content of them made me question how much joking was going on

[scarlet trout]

jokes

[lavish quest]

Guess you shouldn't have sent him those noods Khailby

[scarlet trout]

maybe youll respect me when i get my masters degree

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-madge-angry-angy-gif-12433487470922084221

[lavish quest]

Kinda weird on your part

[green wharf]

the paladin server is over there ->

[scarlet trout]

WEIRDGE

[lavish quest]

Not a chance, college is a joke

Tell us when you do something impressive

[scarlet trout]

all schooling is a joke

trade school, college

skills and knowledge are jokes

what isnt a joke

[lavish quest]

Go learn to blacksmith, I'll respect you then

[wheat jay]

aahhahahahahahaa

[scarlet trout]

i can goldsmith...

[wheat jay]

bro i have a homie like that, who is i bet 100x worse

[scarlet trout]

blacksmithing is harder

[wheat jay]

AND another who is the homie of that guy

and hes even worse

AND HE WORKS AT KINDERGARTEN!

[scarlet trout]

cant believe artji was on the island

[lavish quest]

Rofl

[green wharf]

leland built one bad knife and he think he can win forged in fire

[wheat jay]

you mean my island?

[scarlet trout]

woahj

[lavish quest]

It wasn't bad

[scarlet trout]

hes right

[wheat jay]

yes, i do have illegally smuggled orc women there

[scarlet trout]

show me the knife

i'll judge it

[wheat jay]

yes they did consent

[lavish quest]

And I'm not saying I can, I'm just saying it would impress me

[scarlet trout]

does goldsmithing count as blacksmithing

i made a cup out of gold once

[lavish quest]

No

[scarlet trout]

asshole

[lavish quest]

It's not BLACKsmithing

[wheat jay]

can you whitesmith me a sword?

or kitchen knife

damascus steel

[lavish quest]

Yes

[wheat jay]

pog

[scarlet trout]

what

no

[green wharf]

hold on there pal

[scarlet trout]

damascus steel wouldnt be whitesmithing

[green wharf]

where are not raceswapping this

[scarlet trout]

whitesmithing would be like

silver

or polishing a blacksmithed knife

nice one idiot

[lavish quest]

I think whitesmithing is an actual thing bud

[scarlet trout]

it is

they make stuff with silver and tin

and finish smaller pieces made by blacksmiths

like polishing kitchen kives

or making silverware

a blacksmith would forge things like nails and weapons

[lavish quest]

Also, fuk u Syeg.
My sister got me a gift card to a blacksmith place like an hour and half from me.
Learning still in progress

[scarlet trout]

found lelandknife

[lavish quest]

Might not even have to climb a fuckin mountain to do it this time too

[green wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/joke-missed-over-your-head-gif-8604199

[lavish quest]

You don't make jokes

[green wharf]

you are the joke already

[lavish quest]

You can't even emote in transmog

[green wharf]

[lavish quest]

Sec

[scarlet trout]

LOL

wait no im being mean

[green wharf]

nlacksmithing is nice i did some toying with it after i was getting some promps for a dnd game

[scarlet trout]

thats pretty cool

[green wharf]

a friend of a friend of mine does

[scarlet trout]

but i dont want to be nice to you because you hurt my feelings earlier

[lavish quest]

Time to toughen up kiddo

[green wharf]

he have real weapons and shields

[lavish quest]

My knife qualifies as a real weapon...

Made from a rail spike

[green wharf]

i meant like replicas from movies

he have aragorn sword

sharp as a devil

[lavish quest]

Oh that's awesome actually

[green wharf]

i think he was going to buy one from game of thrones

the cool ones

[lavish quest]

I was tempted to buy a weapon or two years ago, but I learned about investing at the same time

[green wharf]

its nice to have one small one just in case

[lavish quest]

The place the gift card has a more options than the thing I did before. Can actually take a intro class or forge different kinds of weapons

[lavish quest]

In US we call that guns lol

No point to have just a sword

[green wharf]

i have one of those with a dark bigger handle

[green wharf]

both is good

i would have if it wasnt for cringe laws

[lavish quest]

Lezzzzz goooooo

[scarlet trout]

gz

[lavish quest]

Machete

[green wharf]

we call it FACÃO

[scarlet trout]

brasileiro

caipirinha

[grand scaffold]

this right here a panga

found in all kenyan grocery stores

matter of fact i got 2 in my kitchen

😂

[green wharf]

what are you cutting that need two of those big machetes

[lavish quest]

He's in Africa bro. He has to cut through the jungles and safaris to then kill a lion to eat

Clueless

[scarlet trout]

guy in trade chat just called me the r word because he spends 300$ a month on wow for his gp and i dont

[lavish quest]

R word...

[green wharf]

i use mine to go trough the woods too, when i did work with mammals

[lavish quest]

I just crawl through, but haven't done that stuff since I was a kid really

[grand scaffold]

plants

😂

mostly used for gardening

[green wharf]

cant just brute force here, some plants have thorns and others give you the itch

plus snakes

[lavish quest]

Do you think the US just doesn't have these things? Lol

[green wharf]

i dont think the US have thick atlantic forest

[grand scaffold]

atlantic forest?

[fickle forge]

Fun

[green wharf]

ye

[grand scaffold]

what is that

GOING UP

i wonder if i get glad within a week of resubbing

[green wharf]

a type of vegetation

[grand scaffold]

well i know

but what makes it an atlantic forest

like whats the specific quality

[lavish quest]

We have many things

All of the things

[fickle forge]

What's our win rate vs ret+warr? @fierce elm

100%?

[fierce elm]

pretty much

I think so lmao

[green wharf]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantic_Forest

Basically:
Very tall trees, closed and dense, high huminity and a lot of rain

[green wharf]

you dont have that

[grand scaffold]

interesting

[grand scaffold]

are you not american

[green wharf]

gods, no

thank god no

[scarlet trout]

hes brasileiro

[green wharf]

[lavish quest]

What did he mean by this?

[elfin surge]

balding

[exotic forge]

I think it's very self-explanatory

[lavish quest]

Seldom does he come by, and it's always with flattery for me.
How cute @compact mica

[urban skiff]

oh gods UHDK is crazy

Straight up deleting multiple geared players alone

[compact mica]

LMAO

[fickle forge]

It's very crazy

Doubles my damage in some comps

[urban skiff]

doubles how?

[fierce elm]

damage

[fierce elm]

its the best melee spec in the game

[urban skiff]

yea i can tell

I'm all giddy to get rolling in shuffle

[green wharf]

i was the dumb one that decided to climb frost

i just cant endure those dumb horses anymore

[fickle forge]

2 > 1

[urban skiff]

I hear the vampire spec isn't half bad

[green wharf]

yeah, its entire bad

[urban skiff]

only if you need the horses

for anything else it's the same as non-horse frost

[fierce elm]

ass?

[urban skiff]

sure

but the same flavour

learning by doing

wife is ilvl 708 so it's time she figured it out

gotta go through a few health bars

[urban skiff]

lmao

starter mmr in 2s right now is 2020

for anyone wondering

and facing teams off of TEMU

[urban skiff]

odds that we could farm glad for @wheat jay with this comp? Rsham + uh + artjipoo

[fickle forge]

Yes, but I ain't beliving in gladiator for y'all

[urban skiff]

nah just for him

wife still has to learn how to play rsham at all though

but since I can't shear/ground effectively I've offloaded that job to her

[green wharf]

nah, Frost DB at least is playable

and dont deal negative damage

vampire unholy is genuinely ass

[urban skiff]

last I checked the only criticism of san'layn is that it doesn't have horses for mobility

[green wharf]

it doesnt have damage either

[urban skiff]

Def. does because people play it in pve

Would need some modifiers on stuff that matters before their damage profiles diverge

[green wharf]

its a meme

[green wharf]

pve is a meme too

[green wharf]

this is like this for 3 seasons btw

the hero spec is unplayable

[fierce elm]

(Unholy plays riders in M+)

(So does Frost)

or Frost plays deathbringer

w.e

[urban skiff]

thane vs slayer would look the same if thane provided 2 charges of heroic leap and slayer provided same damage but no leap at all

[fierce elm]

Horses are also probably the best defensive hero talent in the entire game

[urban skiff]

defensive how?

just because you can bunny hop around other melees?

[sharp meteor]

wall

[fierce elm]

Or when you DONT need the anti-magic shell

[urban skiff]

That's true

[urban skiff]

i picked a random UH dk in the top RIO and this guy is san'layn

[green wharf]

the horses give more damage and more defensives too

[urban skiff]

The point still stands. It's not the damage that's lacking it's all the other stuff, so if you can live without the other stuff in frost you can probably survive without in unholy as well

[green wharf]

Damage is lacking too

[urban skiff]

now whether frost without horses or unholy without horses is least painful is another question entirely

[green wharf]

if im not mistaken sanlaying have the blood beast

[lavish quest]

Uess you can't

[green wharf]

is rng, doesnt work for pvp

and it takes too much time to build the vampiric strike stacks

if you playing that you are griefing

[wheat jay]

i barely believe in yours

[urban skiff]

I don't see a pin with his achievement

is it even real?

whaaaaaaaa

[fickle forge]

I wouldn't either, ret warr is so ass lmao

[urban skiff]

this will suck or be easy

chalk it up to more weird placement shit

so I think I'm figuring out how placements work now.

[fierce elm]

He says as we went from like 10% winrate

to a 50% winrate

With like 4 of those losses being wins if we used our trinket correctly and didn't overlap

[urban skiff]

welp, she went from ilvl 708 to 728 today

turns out having weapons and ditching ilvl 333 gear is kind of a big deal

[fickle forge]

It is ass

Horrendous

But it is mostly ass because of warrior

[wheat jay]

"save trinket for bomb"

[fierce elm]

: 3

[wheat jay]

meanwhile kargish trinket bound to mortal strike in case he forgets to use it first global

[fierce elm]

He has started to admit when he fucks up

we are making progress

[wheat jay]

now y'all need to start looking for when to punish mistakes

cuz you are horrendous at it

[fierce elm]

Hey man I can't hear you

Someone isn't subbed

[lavish quest]

Give up on glad, return to solo shuffle citizens

[fierce elm]

IT IS TIME TO SHUFFLE

[urban skiff]

yassss

[lavish quest]

That's 2s m8

[urban skiff]

yea i know

can't play shuffle right now because wife actually wants to play

placement games kinda ass right now but i worry we're going to run into massive skill issues once placements are over and we face actual people

[wheat jay]

you cant hear calls for swaps either lmao

[lavish quest]

Gross

Girls don't play wow

[fierce elm]

I didn't ask for advice buddy

I never do

[wheat jay]

thats why y'all keep losing to dumb ass shit but its okay

[fierce elm]

I can't really hear you

If I wanted advice I would ask someone who was high rated

[urban skiff]

@fierce elm how do i initiate as UH?

[wheat jay]

cant remember you ever beating me in games afro

[urban skiff]

I dot and i slow everything

[fierce elm]

Slow, dot, grip healer, sleet, pop

[wheat jay]

cant remember you riding on a glad mount afro

[fierce elm]

See, instead of being like "aight" you are gonna be so defensive

[wheat jay]

my autority is superior

[fierce elm]

When I didn't ask for any advice

nor wanted any lmfao

[lavish quest]

Didn't you fotm reroll for it?

[wheat jay]

and yet you are given one for free

[wheat jay]

not rly

[fierce elm]

From an unsubbed hunter who doesn't play the game

[wheat jay]

bm was superior when i got glad

[fierce elm]

who peaked in SL S2 during the most inflated season in history

[wheat jay]

we had the worst comp of good classes

[wheat jay]

nah i peaked in df s4

[fierce elm]

And now carries that little high forever

[wheat jay]

#8 survi 👍

technically i was also 0.3% in 2s in shadowlands s3 at some point

[fierce elm]

woah no way

[wheat jay]

but that's besides the point

you were given advice from someone who has similar level of game knowledge to you

[fierce elm]

If I wanted advice I would ask the big dawgs

Brother you don't play the game

and are nowhere near my rating anywhere

[urban skiff]

caught hunter mostly what i did

[wheat jay]

and instead of going "i'll think about it" you go "reeeeeeeee unsubbed reeeee"

[urban skiff]

why is it grip sleet?

[fierce elm]

Why would a hunter ask you when they can ask bicmex

lmfao

I DONT WANT TO GET ANY ADVICE FROM YOU

[wheat jay]

shush ret player

[fierce elm]

I NEVER ASK FOR IT

[fierce elm]

Set up your cooldowns because of GCDs

also CC on healer

[wheat jay]

welp maybe if you did appreciate when ppl want to give you advice youd win some more games

[fierce elm]

can silence out of it and you get like 5-6 seconds of just raw damage

[wheat jay]

especially when im not 0xp

but okay

[fierce elm]

If I wanted advice I would ask someone good brother

[wheat jay]

do your thing

[fierce elm]

You know this lmfao

[wheat jay]

do your thing afro