pvp

[bright kraken]

the concept of lining is greek to them

[exotic forge]

Colonel

[solemn elm]

yea fr man

[frank knoll]

MM falls off at higher ratings like 1800 ish

[solemn elm]

higher ratings like 1700ish it falls off ngl i dont see it at all

[worldly oriole]

lol

BFA destro

playing dh warrior into that

everytime they drop infernal run and line lol

atleast against double destro

single you can lock them down prob

[solemn elm]

conflag root

smile

[frank knoll]

Ya sentinel MM is like BfA Destro 2.0

[bright kraken]

whuh

[spice hornet]

Survival and MM are playin a diff game

[copper fox]

@bright kraken best mm hunter in here

[lavish quest]

Tru

[bright kraken]

...

[solemn elm]

i don’t think we play the same game as these hunters do ngl

[wheat jay]

Y'all just suck

Stop sucking start fucking

[lavish quest]

@elfin surge you heard the man

[frank knoll]

It feels like cheating
Sat on the pillar, double stun an killed one of them in a volley

[green wharf]

because currently it is

cheating

[solemn elm]

mario kart ds spec

[elfin surge]

[green wharf]

[spice hornet]

Who is the second best? Think it’s @green wharf

[green wharf]

no

[green wharf]

im BM player

[green wharf]

its fake

[barren zinc]

does anyone have good talent tree vs ret paladin as arms warrior slayer

[warm plinth]

yeah here

[barren zinc]

dafuq is wrong with you

[lavish quest]

Lmao

[barren zinc]

ah

this pic explains it all

[fierce elm]

lmao fucking rolled

[fierce elm]

its the same basic build as versus everything else tbh

[solemn elm]

LMAO

[wheat jay]

You a bitch

[lavish quest]

That any way to treat a fellow hunter?

[warm plinth]

yes

100% deserved

[wheat jay]

Yes

He plays mm and bm

I play survi

I have moral high ground

He's got morals of a politician

[lavish quest]

That's insensitive , he might not have those where he lives

[green wharf]

i played all 3 you muppet

but im fully abandoning survival in midnight

fuck boomstick

[wheat jay]

Cuz you're wack

Thats all

Boomstick goated

John wick gameplay

[green wharf]

[wheat jay]

Go play jungle hobo somewhere else

Rexxar ass bozo

We're in america now

We shoot guns

[green wharf]

ok poland boy

when you run from a gun you speak to me

[wheat jay]

You're not american syeg

You're fake

Refusing gun in favour of some african tech spear smh

[green wharf]

i mean

geographically i am

[lavish quest]

Uh no

[rancid granite]

kek

[green wharf]

South america bozo

[lavish quest]

Not Americans tho

[wheat jay]

So mexican?

Or brazilian?

[lavish quest]

We haven't taken over yet

[lavish quest]

That's still north America

[wheat jay]

I wouldn't wanna take over brazil either if it meant taking in syeg

[green wharf]

its not like yall would get it

cant even get canada and its right there

[lavish quest]

Could militarily

[wheat jay]

Who would want to tho

Well, thicc latinas i guess

But syeg too

Wait

If you get brazil for the booty, can't you just deport syeg?

For playing mm

[green wharf]

Lets see how you fair with venezuela first

[lavish quest]

Yes, we got boys for that

[lavish quest]

You mean with the guy begging for no qwar? Lmao

Not typod

[urban skiff]

americans gonna fold first time they face the brazillian military wearing camo speedos

The thought of nudity will send them for the hills

[green wharf]

they would found by trying to go over the amazon

[urban skiff]

now there's a wall mexico would actually pay for 😄

[wheat jay]

Isnt it 1/3 deforested now?

[green wharf]

from inside, still have to go trough if you wanna come down

by sea you have to go by the atlantic, and isnt rly easier

[lavish quest]

We got drones bruthur

[green wharf]

meh

[urban skiff]

"we"

you don't got drones, some fatcat does

[lavish quest]

America

[wheat jay]

Btw why does america have 80% literacy?

Why are you all stupid?

Wtf

[urban skiff]

because immigrants pull it up from 15% 😄

[wheat jay]

Lmaoooooo

Good one

[lavish quest]

I think it's worse than that tbh

Based on things I've seen

[urban skiff]

you have no clue

I mean you do, but you maybe don't

[wheat jay]

Bruh

Its near 100% in poland

Yall dumb as hell

And polish is much harder than english to speak and write well

[urban skiff]

I get metrics about what nationality posters on reddit are from, and the ones who are exceptionally angry and seem to misunderstand perfectly articulated comments or posts are definitely not german

[copper fox]

Syeg doesn’t count for us

I don’t claim
Him

[green wharf]

there is like what 200 people there

[lavish quest]

Some would say it's intentional (conspiracy theory grounds,) others would say it's cuz we listened to wokies and let them run things, or other reasons

[urban skiff]

i do tbh

[copper fox]

There you go

[urban skiff]

it's the chemicals

lead poisoning that still hasn't been stopped to this day

[wheat jay]

That turn the frogs gay?

https://tenor.com/view/alex-jones-gay-frogs-gif-13621889

[lavish quest]

Here's the scary thing

If we all so dumb

[urban skiff]

sure, but also what makes conservates is an overactive amygdala in a person who doesn't have the emotional intelligence to reflect on why they're irrationally angry or scared.

[lavish quest]

How we still top dogs?

[urban skiff]

And guess what the top things in the brain that are damaged by lead happens to be

[wheat jay]

Cuz y'all do war

And war brings money

[lavish quest]

[urban skiff]

Because you convinced yourself that bottoming for dogs is gay but topping them isn't

[wheat jay]

Also ye choina boutta fuck you all over

[lavish quest]

They kinda fucked themselves with 1 child policy tbh

[wheat jay]

True

[wheat jay]

You kinda fucked up with single parent houses too ngl

But rhats mostly blacks

[lavish quest]

I agree 100% with u

And 80 other mistakes at least

[green wharf]

they had too many, have to slow down or they end up like usa

[lavish quest]

But they put themselves in a worse situation with it lmao

[green wharf]

this is what they want you to think

[lavish quest]

And what the results show

[urban skiff]

I mean they're a world power and a thousand year empire and they aren't facing collapse

[lavish quest]

Doesn't mean they didn't fuck themselves

[urban skiff]

not sure how much they fucked themselves compared to the country that put a dementia-pedo in charge of nukes

[lavish quest]

Better than the alternative unfort

[wheat jay]

Which one?

[green wharf]

all of then lmao

[wheat jay]

Cuz apparently its like 5th in a row

[urban skiff]

The epstein one

[wheat jay]

So all of them

Sheesh

[lavish quest]

Yeah, so which one?

Be specific LOL

[wheat jay]

Theyre all in the files

[urban skiff]

Latest news is that Epsteins 13-year-old niece apparently testified that trump was present while her uncle killed her newborn and nobody did anything about it.

[urban skiff]

If bill was in the files they wouldn't have had to grab random pictures off the net to hide in them to implicate him. THey would have just not censored the actual content

[wheat jay]

Theyre all in there

And ill meme the fuck out of it

[urban skiff]

someone has to

alternative is to cry

[solemn elm]

unlucky ass lobby

2-4 for me

2 lobb away from fkin range on this1 :(

[copper fox]

Are you srs

You lost to bigbolt

[spice hornet]

Lool

[copper fox]

Pissing me off

[solemn elm]

such a rough ass lobby

yes bruh

he was so bad

but i literally got fucking tapped dude

2 4.7m bolts

back to back

i fucked up my shit like twice because its such a dumb 1 shotty lobby

[novel crater]

I just came across something wild

has anyone seen this clown lololololol

[solemn elm]

LMAO what is that

[solemn elm]

multi r1 ?

[novel crater]

I guess anyone can just put Rank 1 in their twitch title

LOLOLOL

@copper fox @elfin surge @ebon steeple

have yall seen this?

😂

@spice hornet

[copper fox]

LOL no I haven’t

wtf

[novel crater]

https://check-pvp.fr/us/Moon Guard/Märkísboss

[copper fox]

Wait, I think this guy was in Magnus‘s stream one day trolling him and a lot of people said they know about him and he’s just a freak on mg

I could be wrong, but he was in someone stream while I was there talking shit

[novel crater]

dude is lost at 2200 2s

I cant

its fucking hilarious

peak r1 gameplay

[elfin surge]

6x r1 Unholy dk partywaffles

shuffle already made this happen guys

[spice hornet]

[elfin surge]

i also know this guy

hes just a meme

[lavish quest]

Do I start claiming R1 now? Is that the play?

[novel crater]

I guess it is

im changing my stream titles

from multi glad warrior

to r1

starting today

fuck it

LOLOLOLOLOL

[elfin surge]

he was rank 1 ladder first 10 minutes of the season

that counts

[wheat jay]

Soooooo, im r1 survi then easy

[novel crater]

Im R1 in my house

that counts

[solemn elm]

why do people do that

they claim they are rank 1 in the first 20 minutes of the season when nobody is playing yet

[wheat jay]

Click bait

[lavish quest]

Pretty sure I'm R1 warrior named Leland

[elfin surge]

anything for views bro

get with the times

[copper fox]

Santi is a r1 prot

Allegedly

[novel crater]

Santi is coming for R1 Fury

[copper fox]

LOL

ok guy

[novel crater]

also

[copper fox]

Can’t even see my name there

You know why

[novel crater]

@solemn elm has been grinding

[copper fox]

He just lost to bigbolt he’s cooked

Might finally get into the top 10 after inflation hits

And the alts stay afk

[solemn elm]

im so annoyed

about that lobby

-.-

[copper fox]

I’m annoyed for you brother

[solemn elm]

was 1 away from it

think if i went 3-3 i would have gone up

im on other warr now q'd up see if i can get it on that 1

[novel crater]

welcome to the grind puppy

[copper fox]

I think you need to press Q and go 6-0 against bigbolt right now

[solemn elm]

ya

hes so easy bro

[elfin surge]

idk how u guys play yolo yuffle

[solemn elm]

literally dies instantly

[novel crater]

cuz my application to the cabal was put on standby til I can show more resume

so im trying to get the resume

in shuff

😂

[solemn elm]

just waiting to q this lobby and then seeing what happens then i must go do stuff

also i just play like l4d2 or some shit on the background while waiting

[green wharf]

he is just like me

[copper fox]

I have no soul and I hate myself

[solemn elm]

and that too yea

ive also never played shuffle until like now tbh

[lavish quest]

Only arena in the game

[solemn elm]

im just 3v3 guy

but i actually enjoy it and im garbage and want to put my name on something

[spice hornet]

Do you q with Zyam

[solemn elm]

yea

hes funny as fuck and so stupid

but

[spice hornet]

Hahaha

[novel crater]

I think he deleted me from btag lololol

[solemn elm]

can be very toxic at times

[spice hornet]

I love him

For sure

[solemn elm]

but hes not too bad

[copper fox]

I just want you guys to know you’re all playing KFC with me in midnight

[spice hornet]

Good

[solemn elm]

usually if i have literally nothing to play

he just shows up

[novel crater]

I smile everytime I beat him

[spice hornet]

He’s always available

[solemn elm]

yea basically

kind of why i just play with him cause my schedule is rly stupid

[green wharf]

close enough, welcome back Harlan Jay Ellison

[solemn elm]

if kfc is playable for sure

ive been wanting to play literally anything that isnt ret warr or like thunder

tsg or kfc anything fun

[novel crater]

play wage war

its free

[copper fox]

The only reason KFC isn’t playable right now is because warrior isn’t playable without an overpowered class that is a caster

[solemn elm]

i meant next expansion

i already play dat shit

i play it all

brutal 40 minute q rn

[copper fox]

On paper BM KFC should be insane, but it just isn’t because of the other classes

[green wharf]

i need a guide for all this funny names of comps

[solemn elm]

u need like ret stuff man cause hunter just dies to shit

[green wharf]

people say KFC and i only think on MUd frying chicken now

[solemn elm]

lol its just kung fu cleave cause it would do alot of damage in mists of pandaria

was the best comp at the time now its just boring thunder if you play real mop

rn

[copper fox]

I don’t think Warrior mage is gonna be the move season one of midnight. I think it’s gonna be TSG thunder and KFC.

From the looks of it right now, especially TSG

[solemn elm]

if melee cleaves can exist again that would be fantastic

[spice hornet]

Need dk tags

[copper fox]

I have a dozen DK tags. That’s actually all I fucking have. That’s why it took me so long to get glad this season.

[solemn elm]

whaddya know

another hunter

this is pretty fuked

[frank knoll]

I played Destro/Warr and Turbo the last time I did 3s

[copper fox]

Santi just played against the DK that I’m gonna push rank one with in midnight

Dude, I tried destro warrior with a good destrow and I couldn’t break 2400. I was up and down within 100 points for two weeks straight.

[spice hornet]

That comp feels bad into hunter’s which are everywhere

I tried to play it a lot have to work 5x as hard

To beat bads

[ebon steeple]

Oh him aye

Man tried to duel me a few times in goldshire and once said i cheated by using a health pot or something

odd guy

[copper fox]

@novel crater that dk you linked Gisami is insane btw

Going to be qing tag hard af with him in midnight

[novel crater]

oh

nice nice

[solemn elm]

we are cut off

https://tenor.com/view/cat-door-kitty-open-feline-gif-20348122

[copper fox]

What did I tell you

See

Good work

[solemn elm]

omfg man

ive never seen that

now

i must keep it

i just put a giant target over my head man

need to get the other one back up

im still mad about that bigbolt lobby

[novel crater]

OMG

[copper fox]

LMAO

[novel crater]

GRATZ BROTHER

[copper fox]

bro santi is IN THE DUST

[solemn elm]

LOL he just aint play ngl

dat boy makin a lil raft for wind witch

[copper fox]

We need to keep an eye on this guy

[novel crater]

thats u

[solemn elm]

oh crap

[novel crater]

[copper fox]

Random draenei climbing the ladder

[solemn elm]

oh my

[spice hornet]

This guy might end up higher rated than Santi

[copper fox]

I can almost guarantee that

He seems like a freak

[lavish quest]

Heard he a criminal

[copper fox]

He’s a space goat

[lavish quest]

My space goat's washed dropping when?

[copper fox]

The goat never washes himself

🔑

[lavish quest]

Who washes you? @elfin surge

[worldly oriole]

I might do higher rep deads now @copper fox

[sterile moth]

@copper fox still rocking one button?

[elfin surge]

BRO

what

[frank knoll]

Santi
More like
Santa

[novel crater]

LOLOLOL

[fickle forge]

More like

Santiego

[spice hornet]

They callin him Santa because he gives out free rating

[novel crater]

hey hey

why am I catching strays

randomly

lolol

[spice hornet]

Just playin ❤️

[copper fox]

I did it until 2400 then went normal

[green wharf]

did you recorded?

good videos material

can post on /worldpvp so they go nuts

[copper fox]

I did

[fickle forge]

In my hood he be going by the street name Sandbagti

[spice hornet]

Santi has been goating out this season

[solemn elm]

frfr

boy is here to save every one with gladiator wins

i aint got no friends otherwise id probably do the same thing

[novel crater]

nah after this one

prob myst if he asks for games

but

Im done lolol

just shuff

now

[solemn elm]

yea get that up

[novel crater]

im going down

actually

LOLOLOL

a lock dc

[solemn elm]

wtf why

[novel crater]

and my hunter

[solemn elm]

omfg

[novel crater]

decided

to not

attack him

[solemn elm]

thats diabolical

[novel crater]

also

i cant type the r word apparently

lolol

and

foxyllama

everysingle time

i get him in a shuff

its just

pain

[solemn elm]

oh yea i got him earlier

[novel crater]

no pushing up

[solemn elm]

in that fking bigbolt lobby

[novel crater]

no nothing

[solemn elm]

it was brutal

[novel crater]

i stg

the lack of testosterone

is soooo bad

[solemn elm]

i had overlapped wall too with some shit cause i had dropped to like deadass 1%

then i did a super low wall and just got tod'd

was such a rough lobby with him for sure

feel like every other resto shaman heals so well he just aint played in a minute i guess

[spice hornet]

Hate Tod hate sudden demise

[solemn elm]

heart attack

[novel crater]

i told my dev

damn his rsham sucks maybe he is better on rdruid or main or whatever

and he goes

"nah his main sucks ass too"

instantly LOLOL

[fickle forge]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-gif-18812147

[solemn elm]

LMAO

[bright kraken]

whys it each time after i get wins i go all the way down to 2300

[green wharf]

karma

[copper fox]

Because you’re survival

[spice hornet]

this your first glad right? happens

[bright kraken]

yeah haha

[spice hornet]

it just be like that

[bright kraken]

wowwwwwwwww no im mm actually i thought this has been established !!

[spice hornet]

it is MM

survival and MM are the same

[lavish quest]

I've been informed the goat never washes himself

[elfin surge]

never been washed

[lavish quest]

Covered in mud, understood

salute

[robust hearth]

Merry Christmas @spice hornet

[bright kraken]

i am now 2245 ._.

[solemn elm]

oh no

what have you been playing

sometimes it just happens it can be insanely frustrating but trust me you just bring it back and play with some good people

[idle falcon]

guys

if i were to want to find people to make a pvp group

is there a place where i could do that

or do i just need actual friends to do that

cause if so

[green anchor]

LFG

[idle falcon]

i know but

i meant like

form a group group

not pugging

[green anchor]

not sure but I believe people form groups out of pugs lol

like you get people for the comp you wanna play and if the games are working out well for you then you ask them if they wanna stick around for a push towards whatever goal, add them to your friends list

[lavish quest]

So basically no

[fierce elm]

Merry christmas bby @urban skiff

[urban skiff]

And a happy new year beautiful brother

[urban skiff]

You could do it here

[sonic heron]

Merry Christmas e everyone:) I wish u all to get want u want from the new year with health :D,

[copper fox]

wtf

[solemn elm]

tren shall we save them

feel like we can just make it work

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/779196945448304640/1364708570355990538/togif.gif

[copper fox]

Double warr hunter

Absolutely

[green wharf]

you either get a guild or pug

i tried asking discord and no one want unless you are a glad yourself

[frank knoll]

Shuffle is a joke
I hit some dude for a 9.8 mil aimed shot
I don’t even know how
Im already 1700 after like a handful of shuffles with a negative win loss, I don’t even know what half of my buttons do

[lavish quest]

Hacking

[frank knoll]

I’m not used to playing ranged, still need to work on like positioning and stuff.
Alot of time my partner would die
I don’t know how MM peels

[lavish quest]

Great at peeling. You just 1 shot anyone attacking your team

[green anchor]

peeling by oneshotting

[urban skiff]

Slightly less Merry Christmas, my grandmother died

[fierce elm]

Thats sad

[barren zinc]

love reading forums about solo shuffle queue times

the best responses are

[fierce elm]

they aint wrong

[barren zinc]

i mean we have 9 mil players,why would be roll a healer if we wanna play a game

or it's a bold LIE

[urban skiff]

Eh, she was very stubborn about how last Christmas was going to be her final one. I guess she rage quit just to be sure

[copper fox]

Lmao

[urban skiff]

If they made a healer that plays like arms warrior, i would heal. Their stubbornness about how healers have to click party frames to play is holding them back.

[fickle forge]

[frank knoll]

Yeah like I just found out steady shot reduces the CD of aimed shot
So I can press that when Aimed shot and rapid fire are down
Previously I would just sit and do nothing

[green wharf]

[fickle forge]

When 3 buttons is too much for the average MM player

[green wharf]

4

[lavish quest]

Now that's an insult I can get behind

[green wharf]

you still need to do kills hot

[frank knoll]

Yeah I didn’t even have any traps on my bars at first

I was clicking my traps because I forgot to do keybinds for MM I just sent queue

[idle falcon]

mmm

i see

i dont have glad per say but i have reached 2400 in solo shuffle before

does that count?

[green wharf]

people on discord usually already have their own team

[spice hornet]

@elfin surge good morning

[urban skiff]

Wait until you try out the devourer spec

It is insanely empty

Straight up. There is no way any pvp redditors will be happy if it isn't completely bottom spec. If devourer is even moderately succesful the spec will be the next aug regardless of where it ends up in the long run

3s most troll team would be aug + devourer + voidweaver disc i guess

[fickle forge]

It'll be fine

Devourer isn't a troll spec like aug is

It's DH after all

[green wharf]

Well fuck DH anyhow

i will never touch the class unless they release to other races

[wheat jay]

No ms, ass cc

Wack defensives

[urban skiff]

No but itll be a 3 button spec literally

[wheat jay]

Unless its overtuned af it will be a joke of a spec

[wheat jay]

As is every spec

[urban skiff]

If it isn't tuned to shit people will absolutely loathe losing to it

And that's good enough for me

[wheat jay]

It actually does have few dmg buttons

More than fury

[green wharf]

of course it will be

[urban skiff]

Enh will be stormstrike, lava lash, crash lightning, lightning bolt, voltaic blaze, sundering at the least

[wheat jay]

So, 2 rotational abilities, short cd eyebeam, short cd felblade with followup, collapsing star, and the hunt

[wheat jay]

In theory, sure, in practice probably two or three at best

[urban skiff]

Beam reap spell with cast time. Literally all the buttons they have for damage.

[wheat jay]

Ye but then its a class with 0 good shit for pvp

[fickle forge]

9 blocked messages

[wheat jay]

Voidblade, the hunt, both have followup

Kargish blocked me or someone else?

[green wharf]

good

[fickle forge]

Yes

Merry Christmas mf

[wheat jay]

Merry christmas to you to little danish gay

[fickle forge]

I have the bigger biceps now

[urban skiff]

Mastery changed. We only get stormstrike resets from spenders and rotation cannot flow without. Crash will be higher priority, stormstrike after, lash if melee and voltaic if not, hope you built enough to spend yet or rotation stopped

[green wharf]

[wheat jay]

You don't

You emanate small biceps energy

[lavish quest]

EU forgetting Christmas is tomorrow

Smh

[fickle forge]

I'm the last arms warrior

[urban skiff]

How's that 3 week christmas holiday going for you guys?

[scarlet trout]

Thats the only break we get all year

then its back to the mines

[urban skiff]

Like 6 weeks we get another week and then it's half a year of 4 and 3 day work weeks until summer vacation starts

[scarlet trout]

@wheat jay more like arms last warrior

Amirite

ok damn

[green wharf]

what happened with the other ones

[urban skiff]

Rerolled to mm hunter

[green wharf]

[spice hornet]

cries in America

[lavish quest]

Huh?

[fickle forge]

There never were other ones

There's like Bless and I

The rest are fury mains

And any other were just rerollers because warr was strong

Now they on other classes that are strong and will be back when arms is strong again

[urban skiff]

I only main fury because dualwield 2h is special

[green wharf]

thats bs im an arms main

only played fury in s1 cause fuck bleeds

[lavish quest]

When's the last time you played arms?

[green wharf]

bleed arms is the gayest

[green wharf]

today

[lavish quest]

[green wharf]

im up right now

[green wharf]

i even got duelist, give me a break

see, i got 1,8k on 3x but my team went play housing

[lavish quest]

Get housing glad then

[fickle forge]

I can pay

[spice hornet]

This shook me

[green wharf]

i play all hunter specs

[spice hornet]

Those binds are a jump scare

[green wharf]

yeah, cause no mofo want to team up, discords are useless

there was a nice lad i found in the dk discord who played monk healer and we got pretty far in x2

but he isnt playing anymore

[lavish quest]

Cuz 3s is ded

[green wharf]

apparently so, if they cant even be paid

[lavish quest]

Almost like when Mud streams

[green wharf]

i rather pay people i know and be chill than pay these carries

[green wharf]

[fickle forge]

Just go poach them in Goldshire

Easy

[fickle forge]

What are you offering, I have almost every class

[green wharf]

gold, but i already got in shuffle, so its whatever now

[fickle forge]

I charge 100k an hour for the coach

[elfin fern]

Yo if I just wanna go for 1800 blitz, I go arms or fury?

[fickle forge]

Whichever you prefer

[spice hornet]

Syeg gimme the gold I’ll your warrior

Play

[green wharf]

i dont need coach i need more cognition

[fickle forge]

Still 60k for my time

[green wharf]

people saw my keybinds and u.i when i was streaming

they say its fucked

[spice hornet]

Yeah those binds are very unique

[sharp meteor]

You can play any spec to any rating in blitz, curiously.

If you're good and/or have a duo then death wish fury

otherwise just the one you're more comfortable on

[elfin fern]

I haven't play war in 10 years xD

[sharp meteor]

I just play prot

[elfin fern]

I just like the Elite set

[sharp meteor]

All specs fine til 3000+ rating so it's really just like

whatchu better at

or feelin like playin

[elfin fern]

Don't ppl hate on tanks in pvp?

[sharp meteor]

They can try.

[fickle forge]

Rate mine

[copper fox]

@sharp meteor is there really a tank discord or is that a rumor

[sharp meteor]

Yuh.

It's mostly just bitching about dps players being sandbags.

[spice hornet]

Ew prot/10

[sharp meteor]

[copper fox]

lol ss and blitz players?

[sharp meteor]

It was originally mostly to save us all having to add each other.

Because high mmr queues used to have very sparse.

[fickle forge]

I'm a PvE tank god

[sharp meteor]

prot feels so good in pve

[fickle forge]

The real chads play tank in PvE

The real lowborn scum plays tank in PvP

[sharp meteor]

wish keys didnt take like

500000 hours

[exotic forge]

Charge on 3, my man

[exotic forge]

More like setting up addons

not gonna miss that

[green anchor]

I only use DBM lol

as dps though

[sharp meteor]

i feel like theres usually a dungeon pack

friend also made a pack that covers lots of uh things like announcing reflect and whatnot

[green anchor]

never played a tank other than during leveling for a bit and in Lemix, which didn't last long cause it's gigaboring

[sharp meteor]

its just like the 30 min proggin a dungeon x50

[sharp meteor]

ya remix is

a bit of a drag

unless u love collection

[green anchor]

Guardian has to be the most boring tank spec I ever tried

currently

[exotic forge]

^

[sharp meteor]

yeah mash ironfur thrash macro

[green anchor]

I'm only missing the dungeon appearances and toys from Lemix

but I just cannot

don't much care for those anyway but might suffer through the last 2 weeks of Lemix and try to get some bronze

[fickle forge]

Then play Fellowship

[fickle forge]

3 is gap closer, always

[sharp meteor]

dungeons are fun

[fickle forge]

It's also my Hamstring

[sharp meteor]

not fun enough to buy another game for

[exotic forge]

My man

[wheat jay]

1

3 is rotation

23456 rotation, 6 being sth like bladestorm or eyebeam

[green anchor]

1 is parry

[green wharf]

my charge is on D

[rancid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-huh-what-gif-15066348

[copper fox]

R is mobility

Hello

[lavish quest]

Dats kick

[green anchor]

my /afk is on W

[green wharf]

r is heroic leap

[green wharf]

kick is A

[copper fox]

F is leap, kick is scroll

[lavish quest]

Dats execute

[green wharf]

execute is "

[lavish quest]

[lavish quest]

Wtf?

[elfin surge]

hey guys

[copper fox]

[spice hornet]

[lavish quest]

[spice hornet]

Execute being “ explains a lot

[green wharf]

what

is close to 1 and 2

overpower Ms

than " for execute

[lavish quest]

That's ~

Not " lmao

[green wharf]

my keybord is "

'

[lavish quest]

Your keyboard is fucked

[spice hornet]

Brazilian keyboard

[green anchor]

on mine it's ;

with shift it's °

[lavish quest]

Yall finding these from China or something,?

Ours are from there too but still

[green anchor]

europoor wagecucks

[spice hornet]

Yeah I’ve never heard of that either

[green wharf]

not the one i use but its similar

[green anchor]

it's a CZ/EN keyboard

my kb is from 2011

nothing broken on it yet

meawhile went through 65446 mice over those years

[green anchor]

https://i.imgur.com/cvXKUnQ.png

most important feature

notch in the capslock

can't play otherwise

(i'm regarded)

[spice hornet]

lmao, what is that for

@worldly oriole when I play too much CoD and then come back to play WoW i'll accidentally be trying to hold the shift key

[green anchor]

''a design feature to prevent accidental presses by creating a physical barrier and tactile distinction from neighboring keys'' - thanks AI

called stepped capslock

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[spice hornet]

weird

[worldly oriole]

I've been playing on controller might hook my kbm up to the Playstation though and try

I tried black ops free weekend on keyboard

[bright kraken]

LFG :3

2.3k is fucking ass to queue

[rancid granite]

there are no wrong keybinds. except people who bind buttons to the scroll wheel

scroll wheel is to zoom in or out!

[bright kraken]

I remember I binded jump to scroll so I could get the highest jump high score in DF 💀

[vital quarry]

Scroll forward is charge 😂 scroll backwards is grip on dk.

[rancid granite]

lmao that actually has some reason and flow to it

ill allow it

[bright kraken]

im not sure how im gonna get back to 2.4k im ngl

i have a sort of teammate too that is at 2.4k too so i dont wanna drag them down

they have only a week to get glad x.x

[green wharf]

5 thousand gmes?

[solemn elm]

you can 100% get back up to it no problem you just need to go on a streak

[graceful moon]

11300 in total with the losses

[solemn elm]

promise you that

[spice hornet]

Jesus

[solemn elm]

also, mouse buttons as mobility, 4 for execute

[lavish quest]

I can help take you to 1.6k

[green wharf]

[graceful moon]

hes russian so i can understand that

[green wharf]

my mouse buttons are for trinket and ignore pain

[solemn elm]

g for trinket for me

needs to be something super quick

[green wharf]

G is fear

[solemn elm]

so i can use it 0.1 first cc that hits me

R for fear for me

[bright kraken]

G is defensive for me

my trinket is shiftR

[sharp meteor]

@bright kraken

[green wharf]

i wonder if someone already did a program/script where you can speak the skill and it goes

[bright kraken]

fuck you

[green wharf]

would be heall fun

[graceful moon]

[wheat jay]

DF flashbacks?

[bright kraken]

ehhh feels more hopeless this time

[wheat jay]

xd

nah

[bright kraken]

if i wanna queue i have to queue below me

(this is how i got from 2.4k to 2250 :/)

do yall know how to hide yourself if you're in a group

i.e. show as offline and not have the 'your friend is in a group' thing enabled

[south forum]

Your Blizzard launcher has a status menu in the top right, "Appear Offline"

[bright kraken]

yeah but ifd you join a group doesnt it tell everyone anyways?

[south forum]

Shouldnt, your offline. My brother uses it a lot (not sure why lol) and I have to have him whisper me

[bright kraken]

hmm

just scared my quote teammate will see i lst 150 rating

no one wants a survival hunter u.u

[sharp meteor]

Never got around to setting up that alt I see.

[bright kraken]

i ahve already told you i cant

[sharp meteor]

Won't =/= can't

[bright kraken]

i can change my 600 IP remix hunter into a pvp alt

sure

this late in the season

[sharp meteor]

make remix char

level it in an hour

convert it

[prime solar]

Does anyone know what I can type into a charge macro to cancel bladestorm?

is it cancel aura something?

[spice hornet]

/cancelaura bladestorm

[sharp meteor]

ya just bind cancelaura bladestorm into all ur buttons u cant use in storm

[solemn elm]

that bastard checkdown went up like 100 cr

@copper fox

and mightymo #1 now

[sharp meteor]

whomst

oh is that shuff

[solemn elm]

we reaching the real end soon

yeah

[copper fox]

They’re the same person

1-3 is 1 person

[solemn elm]

oh i’m dumb yea i just noticed it’s warried

thank you dad

[copper fox]

1-6 is 2 people

So that’s only 2 spots

Taken

Idk who number 8 is

Some random

[solemn elm]

ah i see i see

yea facts idk who that guy is

he sucks

ireallylikeu needs a come back after the big bolt lobby and foxy too

i was annoyed abt that

really needed a 3-3 there

[copper fox]

Will never let you live down losing to bigbolt

That’s crazy

[solemn elm]

bro i’ll never live with it

he’s so fking bad

[copper fox]

There’s going to be 5 spots total

[solemn elm]

some one gave him freecog and he hit me for like 2 4.7m bolts and i got tapped bro

it was frustrating

[copper fox]

For fury btw

[solemn elm]

and then another round i just walled so low

[copper fox]

We got 1 added 2 weeks ago

[solemn elm]

yea i see

[copper fox]

I’m not gonna lie if the comp is Destro MM I don’t even kick thedestro unless it’s a second bolt that’s gonna kill me if I don’t kick

Let them think I’m gonna kick the entire game just kick them when it matters if they have an MM on their team

[green wharf]

yep, the cast out of the bag, its me

|| ||

[solemn elm]

yea it was just dumb there was a moment where we all dropped to fking like 1% cause of volley

it was ridiculous

[copper fox]

lol

[solemn elm]

all 3 of us

i just instinctively walled and it costed me

was so fuked

[copper fox]

Also, every single Destro warlock that currently plays the game besides shards is incredibly predictable with their coils. I already know every single one of them that I play against and when they use coil, you need to write that shit down.

[solemn elm]

you can never predict it ever man and sometimes you don’t even know if you’re either going to die or just take 0 damage

yeah 100% need to get the reflect or storm on it

that’ll be a fat ass win condition

[green wharf]

when i played the moment i saw havoc poping out i knew coil was coming

[copper fox]

I’m telling you just watch how they coil around one they’re gonna coil the same way round two I promise

[green wharf]

in low rating the warlocks rly like double coil

[copper fox]

Round *

[solemn elm]

a lot of them coil you and have havoc on the enemy instead because they know

you can also play bitter immunity and get rid of your havoc if you want

if they’re dumb

[green wharf]

Oh, so it counts as a curse?

[solemn elm]

yes

[green wharf]

i didnt knew that

[solemn elm]

havoc is a curse

[copper fox]

Yeah, most warlocks at high rating don’t put havoc out prior to coil just because the second you hear the weakaura say there’s havoc you can counter it

[solemn elm]

yea i 100% just need to outplay coil more when im fighting one

i’ll look out for that more thank you dad

cause that’s the only real time they can get you off and actually destroy you

can’t wall in coil 😭

[copper fox]

Exactly

[prime solar]

always sad when you go 4 epic BG's as the only dps warrior.

[solemn elm]

what class do you think is good dude the green one?

[copper fox]

@sharp meteor yo I just thought about this isn’t starting prot in solo Shuffle now kind of a cheat code since the starting MMR is so close to rank one if you 6-0 1 time or 5-1 you can 3-3 your way to range

[sharp meteor]

starter mmr is like 2050 or so now

and if u wanna take a stab

[copper fox]

Right and if you 6–0 that it puts you right up to almost 2300 I just did it on a warrior

My MMR after 6–0 in the first shuffle ever was 2270

[sharp meteor]

ya jane 6-0 first lob and was 2300 mmr 3 weeks ago

[copper fox]

Whereas if you start early without last season’s MMR and you don’t 6–0 the first lobby or 5 – 1 you’re at an MMR disadvantage for the season since Prot typically doesn’t 6–0

Or I’m overthinking it but that seems like a thing to me

[sharp meteor]

[copper fox]

That explains how Santi got up there so easily that’s all I’m really trying to investigate

[spice hornet]

Prot shuffle is tough

Legit morons on your team can’t kill anything

[copper fox]

I’ve never tried it, but I’ve always wanted to

[sharp meteor]

prot kind of easy come easy go

roll ret warr hunter go up 100 mmr

roll mage shadow boomie go down 100

[spice hornet]

Give it a try

[prime solar]

this game is in a WILD state.

[solemn elm]

u would think u would win vs casters

[sharp meteor]

every seas i see people slide from like 1950 to 2350 to 2k again

[sharp meteor]

as prot?

[solemn elm]

https://tenor.com/view/hang-first-time-smiles-gif-14991372

yea

[sharp meteor]

nah prot needs another phys spec to function

dmg too low otherwise

casters usually mean no ms

you have no cc ofc

you take 5000000% more dmg

so liability

AND

becuase you dont giga pressure

[copper fox]

Bruh

[sharp meteor]

your caster shitting his pants

cos hes being targeted

and cant counterpressure

[copper fox]

Midnight

[sharp meteor]

so caster lobs on prot is just 25 mins for 1-2 wins at best usually

most of my 6-0s have been caster lobs in damp when everybody is scared to push in tho so eh

phys lobs always dumbass ret or hunter somehow kiting only team randomly and dying to oxygen

[spice hornet]

The quality of player at prot warrior mmr is bad

[sharp meteor]

ya

[spice hornet]

That is the issue

It’s so frustrating

[sharp meteor]

like if all my kicks ccs and peels on point when im doing more dmg than anybody else in lob

thats aight

generally tho if they tanky specs

like i cant rly pressure say

ret

or mages

[copper fox]

Yea then you have people like @novel crater win trade on the prot ladder

Just makes prot even harder to climb

[spice hornet]

[solemn elm]

LMAO

[sharp meteor]

just had a dk who

despite me saying literally

gas pedal sp

spent half the game trying to outplay the mm dmg

[solemn elm]

don’t you take more damage as a tank in pvp? or am i crazy

[sharp meteor]

instead of just standing on me

and taking less dmg

[sharp meteor]

50% or 67% more idr

[frank knoll]

Killed a DH with a 7.5 mil aimed shot in a shuffle
Then messaged him and told him to press his buttons

[solemn elm]

brother doesn’t know about the 30 minute intervene you have with body guard

[sharp meteor]

so any magic rot or cleave owns u

[sharp meteor]

yai say plant dont move dont kite just tank the dmg trust

and they never do

they kite and take more dmg

while doing less dmg

[copper fox]

lol

[sharp meteor]

so plenty of auto wins thrown out the window

cos 2k players try to think

and outplay stuff

but yeah tanks in general want players to fight like a trash pack aka stacked up and not moving

so any time people are kiting or spreading

goin bald

also any sustained magic dmg owns tanks

dh glaive just doing 4m dps to me

[copper fox]

0-2400 is just doing dmg

[sharp meteor]

parse press cd on enemy air horn with cc on healer

gz ur elite

[spice hornet]

What’s 0-2400 in blitz like

[sharp meteor]

1300-2700ish is all the same

just reading zero plan zero anything

[frank knoll]

Kennie gets it in like 2 games cause like 3k mmr

[sharp meteor]

no dmg no healing

[solemn elm]

you know those bajheera videos from back in the day, EPIC BG 30 BOMB

literally that

i’m not even kidding

[spice hornet]

Lmfao

[solemn elm]

u just play death wish, grab the zerker and kill literally every one

over and over

[sharp meteor]

[frank knoll]

I’m at like 2400 mmr in blitz and it feels like just random BGs except ppl cc the healer sometimes

[solemn elm]

oh i thought you meant as fury as prot you probably have to do good stuff

[sharp meteor]

its like random bg but people ego each other more ya

[solemn elm]

like cap bases and be a really good distraction

[sharp meteor]

ya this is prob what im doin soon to help friends

[solemn elm]

and be a flag capper etc

[sharp meteor]

prot feels rly bad for this usually

like u can be a solo agent

[frank knoll]

There’s always one guy calling out some insane strat in the beginning too

[solemn elm]

damn

[sharp meteor]

but hard to take bases

[frank knoll]

Esp at like 2400 ish cause people think they’re good

[sharp meteor]

u have fear, 4s charge sutn and reflect bolt

which honestly works on

avg players

[solemn elm]

LOLLL this is never not the case in that bracket bro

[sharp meteor]

stole frr yesterday cos supbro stood in melee range of me

[solemn elm]

yea you can use that to good use but it’s not like freezing trap and shit

[sharp meteor]

so i stunned him and capped it for free

[solemn elm]

or like smoke bomb

[sharp meteor]

lot of people dont push blitz cos they think they dont know the maps or w/e

and u get people like supbro who get r1 on mw

despite being a potted plant

[solemn elm]

yea i don’t push myself since i don’t know the maps too well other than just kill literally every one

[sharp meteor]

dw nobody else does either

and warr dps is just

u go mid

and spam fight

[solemn elm]

kotmogu is my favorite because of how insanely overpowered you can become + the lay out is one of my favorites

[sharp meteor]

objs arent ur problem

[solemn elm]

cause it’s not like wasting your time

[sharp meteor]

all dps warrs do is complain about not gettin carried hard enough by people who do objs

while they stand mid and lose their base or crystal on cd

[solemn elm]

LMAO i feel like the opposite ngl i wanna do more objective things but im like a warrior so i dont have much agency

[sharp meteor]

ya u dont ur job is to do dmg to warlock in team fight

so as long as u dont insta die doin that ur solid

[frank knoll]

WW is fun
You’re kinda like a DH

[solemn elm]

basically warrior but you have chi instead of rage

and you’re leather

[sharp meteor]

ww is fun cos u auto win eots by always stoppin their first cap

but nobody plays ww cept gum

[frank knoll]

You can solo cap bases with incap +song of chji

[sharp meteor]

ya

sweep and para song owns 1v1 at a node

gets hunter pets too irc

[frank knoll]

Yeah
Once I figured that out I do it like every time
Team fight isn’t bad if the healer is healing you

[copper fox]

Gums dream map

Man auto wins eots

[sharp meteor]

i love rodent mmr bdk cos like

ill always grip enemy cap