pvp

[wheat jay]

man syeg so mad

[fierce elm]

the frost mage is a zero xp player

[wheat jay]

mad cuz bad?

[fierce elm]

this is a 4-2

[wheat jay]

they are both 0 xp

both mages xD

[ebon steeple]

What's the third dps

[fierce elm]

account xp brother

[wheat jay]

0 on mage

[fierce elm]

Yeah, but 0xp on mage and 0xp account is a whole difference

0xp account means you probably have no clue about anything

[wheat jay]

fair enough

still

0xp mage on mage

and 0xp mage overall

[fierce elm]

so a 4-2

[wheat jay]

at least

[fierce elm]

because the frost mage is gonna be 0-6

[wheat jay]

fuck it

0-6 syeg

[worldly oriole]

lol

some guy was giving me a hard time for saying i had past XP

hes like no one checks that shit bro

[wheat jay]

your xp is from bfa or earlier

so yes, it is irrelevant

[worldly oriole]

im like dog who u going to que with the guy that logged in for the first time or the person with some xp?

your cringe

[wheat jay]

someone with current xp

👍

[copper fox]

2 mages = 4x warrior mage games

Which means that’s a good lobby for you

My last lobby that put me over 2900 was mage x 2 and ret

Double mage is a shit comp

Warrior mage is infinitely better

Literally should be a 4-2 lobby for you minimum

[wheat jay]

but its syeg

0-6 angle

[copper fox]

[green wharf]

i almost won one with the mage

but he is in greens

[copper fox]

lol

[green wharf]

ass damage

qing for a 1/5 now

[wheat jay]

yep

so basically how afro predicted

1:1

[bright kraken]

why does everyone assume i'm mm man

[wheat jay]

cuz everyone is mm

but you ain't everyone

you have some self respect

and a stick

[fierce elm]

woah no way a 4-2

[green wharf]

last game the fury went deathwish and almost won

but i slayerstrike him and he got killed

[wheat jay]

xd

[lavish quest]

Let's not be hasty now

[green wharf]

i do not want your insincere xd

[wheat jay]

oh i am always sincere my guy

its the internet

ican insult you all i want

[lavish quest]

Artji is just an unironic xd'er

[green wharf]

[lavish quest]

Good job son

[green wharf]

so what do you do in a lobby like that

you go lock hunter fucks you

you go hunter lock fucks you

[fierce elm]

Hit destro

win game

[green wharf]

hit destro, got exploded by aimed shot

[fierce elm]

oh no, impossible lobby tbh

hit destro, win game

[frank knoll]

How does a frost mage lose a double warrior lobby

[fierce elm]

Because he is a 0xp account with green gear

[green wharf]

because he was with green gear

he was dealing negative damage

[frank knoll]

Ouch

[bright kraken]

Me and my 56 inch stick bout to explode over all the mm hunters

[copper fox]

No?

Charge disarm then bolt then fear

[wheat jay]

better

[green wharf]

thats was what happened

[copper fox]

Cds gone

[wheat jay]

much better

[copper fox]

Then go back lock

Repeat for second cd

[wheat jay]

that would require swapping targets

instructions unclear

[copper fox]

lol

Imagine that

[wheat jay]

S and D are not W

and here we only press W

[bright kraken]

Fury warriors would be very upset if they could read

[green wharf]

and the warlock will not be hitting me in that period

[copper fox]

You won’t die during that period

[green wharf]

or the hunter will not use trinket

[wheat jay]

youre not gonna sit on hutner for 20 minuites

[bright kraken]

Just don't be low

[fierce elm]

He needs to cover 8 targets alone, yall wouldnt get it

[wheat jay]

wtf

[wheat jay]

are those 8 targets in this room with us now?

[copper fox]

Hunter trinkets disarm , you bolt

Hunter trinkets bolt

[bright kraken]

If you're not sub 50% Destro doesn't do shit

[copper fox]

You fear

[wheat jay]

???

what do you mean

[copper fox]

You’re welcome

[wheat jay]

we dont trakc those things

[copper fox]

You’re now 2400

[wheat jay]

we only track our cds

[green wharf]

[wheat jay]

i dunno methyl

you lsot me at hunter

[green wharf]

i mean i dont have addons to track so its just eyeballing

[wheat jay]

Volley = big dmg

[lavish quest]

https://tenor.com/view/pjjfanbase-gif-21393231

[hot solstice]

how to check glad wins?

[lavish quest]

Script or addon

[hot solstice]

as always cant find one

see one for ssn2 for Kennie

[bright kraken]

Give me a sec

I got the script

[hot solstice]

pls not the one that gets me banned

[bright kraken]

/run C_ContentTracking.ToggleTracking(2, 41049, 2)

Here

[lavish quest]

She's confirmed scripting, ban her ass

https://tenor.com/view/we-got-him-ladies-and-gentlemen-em-gif-15781907

[wheat jay]

Is that the furry script?

To turn everyone into vulpera

[bright kraken]

Nah lemme link it rq

[copper fox]

You don’t need addons to track trueshot

You can hear it

[bright kraken]

/run enablekargishmode

@wheat jay vulpera script

[bright kraken]

FNAF type shit

[copper fox]

Idk when you just deny being able to do all the things that work for warriors above your rating it truly is just a skill issue and laziness lol

[fierce elm]

he is facing lobby diffs

[wheat jay]

You mean lobotomy diffs?

[hot solstice]

doesnt matter if u notice trueshot u still die midcharge to disarm

[bright kraken]

Why aren't you using dstance

[hot solstice]

I am

[fickle forge]

I still have Vesa as my pet

[bright kraken]

Dstance harder

FUCK WHAT

[hot solstice]

well tbh I did 8mil mortal on him next game

[fickle forge]

I'm about to throw out a hot take

Trueshot is a mid CD

[bright kraken]

Elaborate

[fierce elm]

Boutta throw out a hot take, if you are below 2.9k its never a lobby diff

[wheat jay]

I still have gladslut otter pet

[copper fox]

True. Mm impossible to beat

0 wins

Ever

[fickle forge]

It's +5% crit chance and dam and faster cast time

Volley is the real killer

[copper fox]

Double tap

[bright kraken]

Don't you get CDRs for rapid fire in trueshot too?

[wheat jay]

Which is aftermath of volley

[fierce elm]

Its not the temperature that gets you its the wind

[copper fox]

Yes

Which is generally always coupled with opener

[fickle forge]

It all CDRs, but it's still mid

[bright kraken]

Thats fair

[copper fox]

Idk… mm has become less of an issue for me the longer they stay like this

Just adapt to shutting their go down

[green wharf]

im streaming my bad gaming

[copper fox]

Doesn’t always work obviously

But

[fierce elm]

udhk took over that spot

taht spec is fucking disgusting

[wheat jay]

Imagine you popped CA and it was 5% more dmg, didn't do dmg by itself, but gave you shorter cd on bomb

Would be ass

[hot solstice]

When they doble tap with salvo I can taste m+ flavour

[bright kraken]

Ive also found it's not as common at higher mmr lmao

Yesterday I swear RMP was like 80% of what I played into

[wheat jay]

What do you mean adapt?

We dont do that here

[copper fox]

Rmp is mega prevalent right now

[wheat jay]

Zug zug brother

[copper fox]

TRUE

[bright kraken]

Okay but that's way difference damage profile

[fierce elm]

MUTLI DUELIST TONY

[bright kraken]

I understand your point

[fickle forge]

My main issue right now is that I am playing with a ret

[worldly oriole]

I'm 4x duelist

2x elite

[fierce elm]

suck my nuts Kargish

log in rn

we are doing 3s

[fickle forge]

No

[copper fox]

That’s a big problem

[fierce elm]

boutta log in and do some SS

[fickle forge]

I am doing 11 PM gym

[lavish quest]

Hot take. Wow is RNG

[copper fox]

Sub starter mmr take

[bright kraken]

What format

[copper fox]

ss

[bright kraken]

booooooooi

[lavish quest]

What do you consider starter mmr?

[copper fox]

Tehehehe

[bright kraken]

600mmrr

[fickle forge]

Do I replace him with a mage or boomy?

[fierce elm]

3k

[copper fox]

Right now it’s 2100

[copper fox]

Mage

[lavish quest]

Ha, last time I played I was 2350 MMR. And I don't even play

[copper fox]

1600 mage would be better

[copper fox]

Last season?

[lavish quest]

This season

[copper fox]

So you started at that rating because of carryover. Doesn’t count

Like how Santi is only 2700 because of last ssn mmr

[lavish quest]

Nothing counts when I'm making a point reeeeeee

I started this season at 2100 mmr tho. Cuz I played early before it inflated

[fickle forge]

Already on it

[lavish quest]

Then it went up a bit as I got 1800

[fierce elm]

fuck it time to int some CR

[bright kraken]

See you disarmed the hunter now look what happened

[fickle forge]

Throw 300 rating right now

[fierce elm]

I gotta get 60 rating on my uwuker for elite set

I will @fickle forge

[fickle forge]

Prove to me I shouldn't replace you

[fierce elm]

Literally online rn

[green wharf]

i always do that

[lavish quest]

Do it harder

[fierce elm]

GOD the changes to dragonflying are AWFUL

[green wharf]

[green wharf]

how, now you have the charges free from the burst

feels better to me

[fierce elm]

Yeah well you are below startign mmr so it doesnt matter

[copper fox]

Wait there’s no hunter there 😂

[fierce elm]

that is my argument

[green wharf]

and you are bald

so there is that

[fierce elm]

I got some hair

checkmate

get fucked bucko

[green wharf]

you get on zero

[fierce elm]

also starting hair is literally bald

[copper fox]

^

[fierce elm]

I am just human npc nr 1023938248141842

[wheat jay]

You don't even have 69 in there

Weak rng

[fierce elm]

missed this tbh

[lavish quest]

We not talking pubic hair m8

[fierce elm]

jk queue pop gotten

ez

[copper fox]

0-6

Show lobby

[green wharf]

ret

[fierce elm]

We both know that my warrior dwarfs you

dont even bring that up

[green wharf]

im only seeing pink

[copper fox]

Yea okay

That’s a 2-4 for you buddy

[lavish quest]

What warrior?

[fickle forge]

Every lobby is a 6-0 for ret

[copper fox]

Not Afro ret

[fickle forge]

Stream it @fierce elm

[wheat jay]

Im fairly sure everyone's warrior dwarfs syeg

[fierce elm]

My framesort isnt working h u g e

[fierce elm]

no

[fickle forge]

Stream it @fierce elm

Stream it or I'll get McDonalds and ruin my cut

[wheat jay]

Just get kfc

Kentucky gold grander is goated man

10/10

[fierce elm]

wtf rude

what is there to stream

[fickle forge]

Wish I had somebody to KFC with

[fickle forge]

Your game

[wheat jay]

Big piece of chicken, onion rings, bacon, lettuce and kentucky gold sauce

[fierce elm]

its pisslow buddy

[wheat jay]

I meaaaaan

[fickle forge]

I wanna see Illfro throw it down

[wheat jay]

If all goes well id be down to go to denmark for weekend or sth xD

[copper fox]

Guys

Can someone help me

[fickle forge]

My bed is a king's size brother

[copper fox]

I can’t find santi

[fickle forge]

It's open

[fickle forge]

@novel crater

[green wharf]

ima short king

[copper fox]

Anyone see santi?

[fickle forge]

I found him

[copper fox]

Wellness check on santi

[wheat jay]

Say no more habibi

Imma need king size bed after eating 300 bucks worth of kitchen

[copper fox]

@solemn elm q up dawg you’re one game away from range

[fierce elm]

its literally pisslow

[fickle forge]

2.5k?

[lavish quest]

Syeg low?

[green wharf]

[lavish quest]

I can't wait for the excuse on this one

[fierce elm]

2.8

[fickle forge]

Ye I see

[green wharf]

you canw atch

[fickle forge]

Don't wanna watch that

Gutter MMR

[lavish quest]

I'm at work bruthur

Some of GOT JOBS

Not Tony of course

[green wharf]

sunday at night?

are you a escort

[fickle forge]

Syeg is DESTROYING right now

[lavish quest]

My shift ends in 20 mins

So Sunday days

[wheat jay]

Leland suckshack shift ends in 20min and he can eat a mint

[lavish quest]

Chug mouthwash*

Like I'm in fortnite

[fickle forge]

Syeg lost

[wheat jay]

Didnt deny the suckshack

[fickle forge]

Ain't watching that shit

[wheat jay]

?????

Bro how

[lavish quest]

Imagine the rage of me out here suckin' while Tony is on welfare from my taxes

[fickle forge]

@green wharf Your UI needs help man

Why is your details in the middle of the screen

You seeking dopamine?

[fierce elm]

told you it was pisslow

[lavish quest]

Every lobby really is 6-0 for ret

[fickle forge]

You also said 2.8k

Liar

[wheat jay]

Worst feeling

[fierce elm]

The mmr was like 2820

I meant lobby

not me brother lmao

[wheat jay]

The kinda thing that radicalizes you to spit not swallow right leland?

[lavish quest]

To bite them off*

[wheat jay]

Dam

[wheat jay]

You r1 range?

[fierce elm]

no lmao

dropped out of that since I havent played the game in like

[fickle forge]

Lower damage than warrior

[fierce elm]

at least SS in like 1 month?

[fickle forge]

Yikes

[fierce elm]

more?

3rd november until now I did no SS on ret

kek

Ret cutoff is 2950 rn

[fickle forge]

Instantly rolls a 6-0 lobby

Imagine being PHP into batman cleave

Yikes

[fierce elm]

I mean

It just is the way it goes

Anyways time to log off

[lavish quest]

Just a couple more 6-0s m8

[fierce elm]

Gotta gatekeeps these NERDS

[lavish quest]

Syeg out here STRUGGLING for 2100 but Afro 6-0ing 2800 lobbies like it's nothing

Afro help this man

[fierce elm]

Yeah swap ret

Tbh the only thing that fucks ret is uhdk and like mm/destro

But its uhdk because hunter is so prevalent and hunter/dk is better than hunter/ret

[fickle forge]

Ret should beat DK, it's lore accurate 😠

[fierce elm]

Not when the dk is doing 4 million dps

[fickle forge]

Finally

My time to shine as warrior

[fierce elm]

Hammer feels awful

[fickle forge]

https://tenor.com/view/dunkmaster-darius-gif-24816693

[fierce elm]

Tried it one round versus assa/warr and we almost lost it

we almost instawon it due to the 6.5m HoL crit

[fierce elm]

WHATS THE OTHER DPS AND HEALER MAN

Can we get a screenshot of EVERYONE involved

[lavish quest]

What was the result of the 3 war lobby?

[fickle forge]

Where UI fix?

[copper fox]

LOL

NO

ONE ROUND AT A TIME

[fierce elm]

missing half the lobby

[copper fox]

Btw

That’s a 6-0 warr lobb

Js

[fierce elm]

suck my nuts

[lavish quest]

Well you know he's on war

[fierce elm]

So missing 2 people then lmao

[lavish quest]

So you know 3/4 dps :)

[copper fox]

What the fuck I said this 7 hours ago

[fierce elm]

NO YOU DIDNT

[copper fox]

FEELS LIKE I

IT

[lavish quest]

Healers don't matter, we all know that

[fierce elm]

I landed a singular repentance

call me Vanguards from now on

Oh my lord syegfryed

OH

MY

LORD

[lavish quest]

But are you down to suck?

[fierce elm]

can we get someone to help this man with his UI

@fickle forge come fix this

[lavish quest]

Don't worry, midnight will fix it. Surely

[fierce elm]

I like the one details window he has tracks healing

Anyways it was Boomkin

[wheat jay]

Syeg not sharing the 3 arms lobby

Sus

[fierce elm]

he is busy

[lavish quest]

What about before that match?

[fierce elm]

he was busy

Fcuk I gotta put together a banger playlist for my 4 hours of driving tomorrow

[wheat jay]

https://youtu.be/Na-UxG8O3BE?si=1VVGYJaV90pONIBk

[copper fox]

@green wharf lock in and send results

[fierce elm]

stop

[wheat jay]

Hahahaa

[green wharf]

wat

[hot solstice]

@green wharf is that 3s?

[green wharf]

shuffle

[fierce elm]

stop

[fickle forge]

stop

[fierce elm]

you're a pepega dood

[green wharf]

my healer said before lobby

then he procced to not use his buttons

[wheat jay]

Automod detected typo in your name?

[lavish quest]

DID YOU LOSE THE WARRIOR LOBBY?

[wheat jay]

Damn

Crazy

[green wharf]

draw

healer was tilted

[fickle forge]

Should have been 2-4

[green wharf]

thats why i hate voidweaver

[fierce elm]

Tune into Lontars stream: Absolute salt fest

[wheat jay]

The usual

I miss drainer

Wasted parry, as per usual

[fierce elm]

I miss Kargish

remember that guy

[wheat jay]

The danish skinny dude?

Played warr

Used to be sf

Ye i remember

[fierce elm]

now he is just washed

[fickle forge]

I said I would R1 arms this season

[wheat jay]

https://tenor.com/view/my-goat-washed-my-goat-is-washed-washed-goat-your-goat-is-washed-mfw-my-goat-is-washed-gif-11435157539877774481

[fickle forge]

And I will R1 arms this season

https://tenor.com/view/the-incredibles-incredibles-incrediboy-goat-washed-gif-10257999452646884295

[fierce elm]

Your last shuffle was in october buddy

lmao

[fickle forge]

Easy +200 mmr

[fierce elm]

Where you did a SINGLE game

[fickle forge]

Get with the times

[green wharf]

yeah, and i will get duelist this seasson too

[fierce elm]

kek

[wheat jay]

Brother your warrior worse than mine

[lavish quest]

Why didn't you out alpha them?

[wheat jay]

Smh

[fierce elm]

No negativity in chat guys

its Friendly Monday now

[green wharf]

what

[fierce elm]

oh shit I got paid today hell yea brother

[green wharf]

And

mine look cooler

[fickle forge]

Ideal shuffle split

[fierce elm]

optimal

[fickle forge]

I wonder when we invested into PHP

[fierce elm]

You mean when we went back to ret/warr

also kek

[fickle forge]

https://tenor.com/view/it-was-perfect-gif-15232884745301549452

[copper fox]

LMAO

[fierce elm]

you like that don't you

does it get you hot

[novel crater]

2840 mmr

on main

prob q after I finish getting my buddies glad wins

@solemn elm has been grindiiin

[fierce elm]

there we go

Retfiction = holy paladin

[copper fox]

Barely even range stop talking about mmr

All you talk about is mmr

@ebon steeple BROTHER wtf happened

[green wharf]

they melted the dk

0/1

[novel crater]

IM DEGENING FOR IT LOLOLOL

I got 3 wars right below cutoff

[green wharf]

my bane

[fickle forge]

Have you tried not dying?

[fierce elm]

not invited I see

[fickle forge]

For the brawl club?

No

[fierce elm]

smh not invited

cant believe it

[green wharf]

how you dodge that

[fickle forge]

Not getting brought to 10%?

[fierce elm]

crazy advice lmfao

[green wharf]

then you are asking me to do two things

not die and not get to 10%

im a warrior not a rogue

[lavish quest]

You only gotta do one of those

If you don't go below 10%, you don't die for free

4head

[worldly oriole]

Holy Shit Lifes Great

[fickle forge]

Holy Shit Lifes Great

[lavish quest]

I do imagine unemployed with no bills is a great life.
I'm jealous Tony

[wheat jay]

And with money from fuck knows when

[vital quarry]

eyyyyy 2.1

[wheat jay]

Meanwhile im stressing daily 🙁

[wheat jay]

Gratz man

[fierce elm]

HYPE

[vital quarry]

TY boys! 😄

[lavish quest]

Just do this @green wharf

Congratz big soil man

[vital quarry]

Ty lads!

started on 2050 today, down to 1900 then back up again. zugzug

[green wharf]

no idea how i won the last one

[scarlet trout]

Get

[green wharf]

priest was in greens

[scarlet trout]

Get them wins king

[green wharf]

the shadow

[scarlet trout]

[lavish quest]

Now just win the next lobby

[lavish quest]

1800 when?

[scarlet trout]

when they buff prot

[green wharf]

look at my spriest

[scarlet trout]

Is armor 1800

Or

[lavish quest]

Yes

1600 for everything but head and shoulders

[scarlet trout]

play with me

Teach me to pvp as prot

[fierce elm]

just get into blitz

[scarlet trout]

How many games does it take with blitz though

[green wharf]

a lot

[fierce elm]

not a ton if you win

like, not a lot at all if you win

[scarlet trout]

is winning easy

[green wharf]

even if you win everything after 1600 is like 20 every win

[fierce elm]

Just learn what prot should do on each map

[scarlet trout]

Can i faceroll

[fierce elm]

easy

[scarlet trout]

With 1br

[fierce elm]

sure idk

[scarlet trout]

Idk

I dont want to press hamstring

Thats it

[fierce elm]

Ask Kennie to give you a prot warr blitz guide

[green wharf]

prot dont do it

cause tclap

lol

you get this

[lavish quest]

play DPS like you have some self respect

[green wharf]

s1 i got 1.8k in blitz as prot

cause when i was doing arms and fury my internet went fuck off and i lost 200rating when i was like 1.7

bricked both specs

yo, someone who was watching the new avatar send me this, post credit

@elfin surge is this true

[green wharf]

[fierce elm]

ez

[green wharf]

the dk tilted and i turned around the 0-2

[lavish quest]

See? Just that ez

Congrats bud

[green wharf]

it wasnt ez

[sturdy marten]

before every round with a new teammate i always type who u wanna target/kill and like 50% of games they just never say anything and target random people

idk why its so hard to just focus 1 guy :0

[novel crater]

@elfin surge how dare u lose to assa dev 😂

[elfin surge]

dcd

no wait

[green wharf]

30% of the time to me they say X but attack Y instead

i had a boomkin earlier today who kept cyclone my targets

i lost 3 colossus smash windows

[scarlet trout]

im gonna try some pvp

i'm bored after getting ragebaited by nimchip

having to play arms with no 2 hand is hard though

[green wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/who-dat-snoop-gif-15116696

[scarlet trout]

dw about it

[copper fox]

@green wharf

[green wharf]

funny that cahtgtp knows that

[ebon steeple]

A LOT

LMAO

Some really bad games

and maybe a rage quit

[solemn elm]

i know on both warr’s

i was happy as fuck

i’m going to tonight

when i’m back from work

i passed the bing bing bing i was happy as fuck

lmao

again, i yoinked crusaders rating

my friend did too

he’s cut off now on hpala

[solemn elm]

fake ss

what spec is mud

[elfin surge]

im doing a gold sale

[solemn elm]

i see

will you ever play the game the same as you did in shadowlands

i wish you would but it sucks

[elfin surge]

maybe if the game is good

[hot solstice]

Mud's gonna realy like his orc with no pala in team

[solemn elm]

this season sucks for warrior so definitely not here but maybe midnight

[spice hornet]

Is this a screenshot from
Shadowlands

[hot solstice]

nah go to Hansol

[ebon steeple]

why fury

[solemn elm]

my friend @copper fox could you explain how the titles work if you have alts aswell santi explained it to me but i’m stupid

if you were to be in range on both a character then an alt would both get it?

and or does being on 2 chars take 2 slots

[elfin surge]

easier to just do dam and train one target at low mmr

[ebon steeple]

Good point

[elfin surge]

arms prob better though

in general

[sharp meteor]

Ye.

[sharp meteor]

Only if you're Omni and have 2 bnets.

[spice hornet]

the buyer can play whatever spec they want. Mud wanted to play furry

[elfin surge]

my stats arent even good for fury

i have too much haste

not enough mast

[spice hornet]

have you even been playin much this season

[solemn elm]

haste not bad for slayer strikes or am i smoking crack

[elfin surge]

yeah but like

[solemn elm]

to be safe i do socket mast but i think haste good for once

[elfin surge]

my haste is too high

im triggering double global queues

[solemn elm]

do u have all 3 crafted haste?

[elfin surge]

2

i need to swap one

or both

[solemn elm]

maybe make one ring

mast

[elfin surge]

im frenzied enraged too i could swap powerful but meh

[solemn elm]

or could craft like whatever high haste piece with heraldry’s

if ur feeling frisky

i lowkey just play with it lol im stupid

r u streaming these gaemz

[elfin surge]

nah just hansol is

[solemn elm]

yea he streams his boosts which is odd

[elfin surge]

if i would to stream i would need to stream to an alt acc to make sure shits still working

its been so long

[solemn elm]

i could watch

[copper fox]

@solemn elm every char on the same bnet counts as 1 spot. If you have 5 in range, all 5 get the title but its only 1 slot taken

[solemn elm]

ahhh that makes sense

ok thank you my goat

[copper fox]

[solemn elm]

will be qing immediately once i’m home from work

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kung-fu-ai-orange-cat-fight-gif-8725930490492900021

[scarlet trout]

That cat hitting that shit

[urban skiff]

holy heck this is an underrated way to affect the rotation!

doesn't reset cooldown, just lets you use it while the cooldown still trickles down

[green anchor]

and it will become spammable

exciting

[urban skiff]

nop

it gains charges though, up to 3

[novel crater]

Its fine I have 2 crafted haste on a lot of Wars too, just make ur Waist/Wrist/Chest with crafted boots. That put me at 26% haste pvp when i couldnt find a re crafter

[green wharf]

hey, thats pretty good

i love crashing lighitning

[urban skiff]

yep, it feels kind of nice

[green wharf]

much better filler than the flame lash

[urban skiff]

Super weird how empty my bars are on beta though

[urban skiff]

it's not filler anymore, it's the highest priority spell now

like MS or execute level

[green wharf]

thats nice, i felt enh was worse than arms with button bloat

tried to find yall on akinator, it only shows this dude

its true we are all sheep

[fierce elm]

Driving in christmas traffic is the closest a regular human comes to being fucked by rmp

Its so fucking FRUSTRATING

[lavish quest]

It ain't Christmas yet nerd

[fierce elm]

CHRISTMAS TRAFFIC

everyone is off work rn

[lavish quest]

False. I'm sitting here at work rn :)

This is pre-christmas traffic

[green wharf]

Christmas traffic not on Christmas

[lavish quest]

Then what is the traffic on christmas?

[green wharf]

there is no traffic cause everyone is home waiting for santa

[lavish quest]

I will be driving to my parents on Christmas

[green wharf]

americans celebrate on 25 right

here in south america we do it on 24

[lavish quest]

Si senor

24th is Christmas eve ya silly geese

[green wharf]

but we dont do shit on 25

just sleep and eat leaftovers

[lavish quest]

Weird

That's like pre celebrating

It's like MUD levels of premature

[fierce elm]

We celebrate on the 24th

[lavish quest]

https://tenor.com/view/dk-nintendo-donkey-kong-gif-23203423

[elfin surge]

I cooked last night as fury in 3s im so back bro

[copper fox]

He’s back

[urban skiff]

until next time he's gone

[elfin surge]

fury fire mage is so broken

[copper fox]

Yep lol it’s so ez

[elfin surge]

only problem is that

war mage is carried by the mage

war is just a damage bot

[lavish quest]

We've got a few days until he's gone again

[elfin surge]

nahhh

[green wharf]

tried to play fire mage s1 and s2

[elfin surge]

gunna do a few glad sales then try some war mage with challengerz

[green wharf]

just so it only playable in s3, where i reroled frost

[lavish quest]

Can't even get glad

[green wharf]

look

im happy with what i got this season and im done with it

[elfin surge]

Midnight waiting room fr

I should hop on beta and check out warrior

[green wharf]

and my frost mage look SLICK as fuck

[green anchor]

NA blitz players are mental

playing until 6 am

[green anchor]

did you get 2100

[green wharf]

ye

[lavish quest]

Yeah, I call that waiting room other games

[green wharf]

i have to farm some tokens to get the exp and maybe some shit in the store if its good

[lavish quest]

If only I cared enough

[green wharf]

like this one they added, it was pretty nice

[lavish quest]

The carry prices are so bad now

[green wharf]

worthy the money

[lavish quest]

You make maybe like 15k from a +10 carry

[green wharf]

tried to pay for a pvp carry nobody wanted

[lavish quest]

Y pay for cari when u could just git gud?

[green wharf]

cause season ending and fucking hunters

now i just need to pay aotc for the raid if the mount is good

[copper fox]

I don’t see the issue

[lavish quest]

Mount is decent. But just do it natty nerd

[copper fox]

There’s a heroic and mythic version right

Mount

Or

No

[lavish quest]

There's an aotc mount and then a mythic drop mount

[copper fox]

Ah ok

[green wharf]

nah dont like pve anymore

and you have to pug, talk with people

pretend you are friendly

when i want to say fuck off

already do that shit at work

[lavish quest]

Bad at pvp, bad at pve. Brazil is cooked

[copper fox]

[green wharf]

hey im not bad at pve

i just dont want to do it

im great at delvs

[lavish quest]

Syeg the R1 Delver

[green wharf]

i would be r1 at torghast too

[lavish quest]

Now Meth is gonna start delving so he can take your R1

[green wharf]

but lowkey i like delves more than m+

every since grandma got a stroke i dont have much time to q, or i have to stop midway to help her, so delves is nice

at worst i come back my character died cause bran fucked off to somewhere

but i have 3 more lives 🤷🏾‍♂️

[lavish quest]

Just pause the key

Clueless

[green wharf]

people kick me on timewalking

cause i said one sec

[frank knoll]

Yeah delves are honestly sick

More fun than speed running a key with 4 mouth breathers

[green wharf]

@wheat jay monk transmog check

[wheat jay]

bro your boots wack

giga wack

and what is this breathing mask wtf man

???

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/238066915187097600/1446106691291840614/image-237-1.png?ex=694a824e&is=694930ce&hm=501bbbe739ed6475ff6dfb6942a3e042b864af21521d9999fcddc95684a11ed7&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=286&height=400

[green wharf]

they are sabaton to kick people chin

[wheat jay]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/905959827891712050/1414277484467191889/image.png?ex=694a124c&is=6948c0cc&hm=14ad476f3bfd68200b88432aebe5d7f50966c4e7cd7f0188b288fc6fcaf6278e&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=285&height=411

[wheat jay]

they suck

[green wharf]

what the, they are oni masks

dude play monk and doesnt know weeb shit

[wheat jay]

its literally not

are you blind

and oni masks are japanese

monk in wow is chinese

[green wharf]

monk in wow is asian

[copper fox]

Prot warr makes delves a meme but in a fun way

[lavish quest]

Delves are dull

Change my mind

[copper fox]

You hate everything in wow lol

[elfin surge]

LOL

[green wharf]

yeah, i was doing 11 in the first week

the others are harder

and bran is useless

[lavish quest]

Not exactly true

But am I wrong? Delves are dull dull

[green wharf]

just like pve in general

[copper fox]

Yea I mean it’s no different than any other scripted pve

The maze is always the same

[lavish quest]

Nah, it's even more dumbed down

[copper fox]

Well yea but same concept

Easier version of the same script

[elfin surge]

real

pvp is the only content

[lavish quest]

I suppose. But idk how dumbed down it is, it really just a dull chore

[elfin surge]

is it better than torghast though

[lavish quest]

Hmm...

Not really

[elfin surge]

Visions?

[lavish quest]

Visions were great, so definitely not

[elfin surge]

Bring back rift farming, the real content.

[lavish quest]

Good fun early prog, then late into the patch made a couple mill doing mask carries

[lavish quest]

Rift farming?

[elfin surge]

Bro is new to the game

[lavish quest]

Was this some garbage ass SL thing I skipped?

[elfin surge]

Ya it was a farm to get sockets and conduit upgrades

[lavish quest]

Ah

[elfin surge]

Did them on 5 warriors

[lavish quest]

Ye, the thing that made torgy suck was it was required content

So you had to go in when you didn't want to

[elfin surge]

I never really liked them even if it wasnt required

not fun content to me

[green wharf]

no rewards either

no mogs

[lavish quest]

Well, it was better than delves at least

[green wharf]

they only added later when everyone was pissed

[solemn elm]

i remember that rift farming

people found out later on in the szn for the conduits i only did it on one warrior i was gonna lose it doing it anymore

[lavish quest]

Also, what if the players are worse than the scripted content?

[elfin surge]

pvp is pve now

[copper fox]

That would mean we have to look at scripts + players for pve too

[elfin surge]

we're all the same

[copper fox]

Unless you play rmp

Then you’re PvP for your opener - THEN pve

So

It’s slightly better

[lavish quest]

We're all pve'rs now

[fierce elm]

You dont play the game

Dont say we

[elfin surge]

I played arena for 4 hours yesterday

:)

[fierce elm]

Stop lying

what bracket

[lavish quest]

I don't believe you

[elfin surge]

3v3

[fierce elm]

Yeah okay dead gamemode

only ss and blitz count as playing

[elfin surge]

I'm not qn solo q bracks

that shit is not it

[fierce elm]

Yeah boomer

[lavish quest]

It's all that exists

3s is deadge

[elfin surge]

I'm just doing a gold sale

farming gold while getting my own glad

5head

[lavish quest]

I just do that with keys

Get my vault while carrying noobs thru scripted content

Get paid

$$$

[elfin surge]

in game currency though

[copper fox]

Reported

[lavish quest]

Of course

I don't need cash, I need gold

[elfin surge]

im a greedy goblin

[fierce elm]

lmfao in game currency

[copper fox]

@elfin surge have you ever had someone pay who’s just too bad to get glad

[fierce elm]

MUD is out here getting 49CAD per boost

[copper fox]

CAD

[elfin surge]

no I make sure its doable

[lavish quest]

I can change that

[copper fox]

Ok so like a background check etc lol

[elfin surge]

I've done like 2s sales where it wasnt even possible to get them 1800

[lavish quest]

[elfin surge]

I had some 1800 football coach think I can 1v2 and he doesnt need to do anything

[lavish quest]

Just play a better class, then you can do that

[copper fox]

Lmfao

[elfin surge]

Nah bro needs to press buttons

The guy i'm playing with rn is a friend i've known him for years so i'm only taking in 100k/hr

but our third gets 400k

[lavish quest]

I pugged some 2s as a rdru in S1 once. My war died instantly vs rogue mage.

But I 1v2'd them

Why can't you do that mud?

[elfin surge]

Oh 1v2 is possible but I can't 1v2 every game to 2100 or whatever he wanted

[lavish quest]

Skill issue

[elfin surge]

that shit was so long ago i think i gave him to uglybaldbaby and didnt tell him

[grizzled anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-falling-skate-board-skate-gif-14370261025123203137

[lavish quest]

Oh hey, angry roblox baby is back!

[green wharf]

MUD? wasnt he here already

[elfin surge]

48 more wins until I quit :D

[grizzled anvil]

I’m tired my back hurts I just woke up and I need a nap

[elfin surge]

I’m tired my back hurts I just woke up and I need a nap

[lavish quest]

I’m tired my back hurts I just woke up and I need a nap

[green wharf]

why spriest is so bad to play

genuinely the only class i cant get into it

[grizzled anvil]

You need to go insane first

[lavish quest]

Because it's a caster

[green wharf]

they brough back this quest, i can only do it after printing

[lavish quest]

You screenshot to do those you mean?

[green wharf]

some of the patterns yeah

[lavish quest]

Just memorize them?

:)

[green wharf]

cant, told yall i have tdah and other bs

[elfin surge]

thats some boomer tech

https://tenor.com/view/hide-the-pain-harold-harold-pain-hide-meme-gif-7962146957933466373

[green wharf]

the moment the thing finishes i forgot everything

[lavish quest]

Ah yes, the tiktok zoomers these days with their handicap mental capacity. I forgot

[green wharf]

im over 30 man

[lavish quest]

What is tdah?

[lavish quest]

But mud is not

[green wharf]

ah right

adhd

[lavish quest]

He's a lil baby

[green wharf]

i forgor the english name

[lavish quest]

Mud, 14 and 5'6

[elfin surge]

ya

[lavish quest]

It's okay, you still have time for a growth spurt

[green wharf]

i heard there are surgeries now

to fix Height

[lavish quest]

Yeah... you don't really wanna go down that route

[elfin surge]

"fix" is crazy

[green wharf]

why

[lavish quest]

That shit is not good from what I hear lol.
Will take years for you to recover and even then you'll still be brittle

Mud better off embracing the short king life

[green wharf]

true

[elfin surge]

is 5'10 short

[lavish quest]

He got the egirl, he's already winning

[lavish quest]

Yes

[elfin surge]

God created me in his own image I won't change that

[green wharf]

isnt 5'10 like 1,50

why feet is such a shit way to do height

fuckjing americans smh

[lavish quest]

But what if God created me in his own image and I'm 6'4...?

Or did the devil have a hand? Idk

[lavish quest]

1.778 m

[green wharf]

so 1,76m would be what

[elfin surge]

thats where the bald comes from

[lavish quest]

5'8

[green wharf]

5'8?

yeah seems right

[lavish quest]

I'm not even bald

Uglybaldbaby

[elfin surge]

Are too

[lavish quest]

Then what's all this hair on my head?

And everywhere else for that matter

[elfin surge]

Don't lie especially to yourself bro

[spice hornet]

Good morning @elfin surge

[lavish quest]

Idk man, my problem is I have too much hair and shed like a dog

[green wharf]

like this?

[lavish quest]

Not that I'm bald

[elfin surge]

Hey!

[lavish quest]

Have you got your first chest hair yet?

[elfin surge]

ask ur mom

[lavish quest]

She doesn't know you dawg

You never stream

[elfin surge]

Ya we keep our relationship a secret

[lavish quest]

Hmm... Audacy should be consulted...

@spice hornet he was ignoring our pings all weekend cuz he was busy making babies or something

How is that censored?

[spice hornet]

Hope those kids like KFC

[spice hornet]

Valk abuse

[lavish quest]

Mud adding "the Balding" to my name, and I can't edit my own name, is the real abuse here

[spice hornet]

Absolutely

I’ll be DMing Arch soon

[lavish quest]

Can I get the Twitter mob on mud if I come out with Mud being abusive in our relationship?

[spice hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/my-goat-washed-my-goat-is-washed-washed-goat-your-goat-is-washed-mfw-my-goat-is-washed-gif-11435157539877774481

Nobody knows who he is anymore

[lavish quest]

True. Those RBG girls probably already forgot all about him

[fickle forge]

Mud? Mid? Never heard of them.

[fickle forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/897160788664520704/977203146344529950/IMG_1747.png?ex=694a9ad9&is=69494959&hm=b315878e67a183a8354f0c81a7eb1f365f14d05a97034125a0722b8bd032ff07&

[lavish quest]

Mud's a long life of issues with women.
But he's finally overcome it

[elfin surge]

the fuck

holy yap guys

[lavish quest]

This channel is literally all yapping and now you're shocked all of a sudden

[green wharf]

he doesnt like us pvpers

we arent real trailblazers but sheep

[fickle forge]

The valks don't come down onto the streets often enough to see how the hood works

[green wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/ghetto-staysinthehood-black-man-homie-gif-25183098

[elfin surge]

Fury is back

[lavish quest]

Omg, fury omega bis

Reroll now @wheat jay

[wheat jay]

brother

i play switchaxe

not dual blades

[spice hornet]

fury is BROKEN into people who stand still

[lavish quest]

Preach it

[lavish quest]

Greatsword where?

Feels so good in wilds

[copper fox]

[wheat jay]

swapped

switchaxe got that smooth bling i missed on gs

[lavish quest]

I'm there for the beeg dam

[fickle forge]

You love Dstance camping right @wheat jay

[wheat jay]

xd

[lavish quest]

Just death by a thousand cuts now

https://tenor.com/view/blade-marvel-rivals-a-thousand-cuts-marvel-rivals-blade-ultimate-gif-10899334727214295064

[fickle forge]

It's possible to get all the capstone talents

[spice hornet]

@green wharf is like the NA version of Zercher

Anyone else agree?