#pvp

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copper fox
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I think I fell out twice

ebon steeple
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I got to top 10 like twice and drop LMAO

novel crater
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I got Glad before all u biatches like a month before when there was only 300 ppl above 24 so...

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priorities meth

copper fox
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Yes you qd for no reason after you got like rank 6

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@novel crater I got glad 8 days after you on the dot

novel crater
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no more arms qs for me

ebon steeple
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Yeahhhh

novel crater
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I tried it

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gave it a fair shot

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talked to flokk and rend

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not for meee

copper fox
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I think your issue is you talk to the enemies too much

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Treat them as true opps

novel crater
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hey

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eveyone likes me

copper fox
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That’s the problem

novel crater
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I like everyone

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maybe except crusader

copper fox
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That’s a bigger problem

novel crater
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and tony

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and thats it

lavish quest
copper fox
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Stay hated

novel crater
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lolololol

ebon steeple
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Well. i'm trying to get glad. Finally have a team

novel crater
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thats why I have the hogwarts alumni in the btag

spice hornet
novel crater
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princess

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dude sent me

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90183791826731678923 friend requests

lavish quest
spice hornet
novel crater
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in every social network

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ever

lavish quest
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Homie just wants a friend

sonic heron
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Rude Santi >_>

novel crater
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ohhh @copper fox

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dear @copper fox

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u

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are not

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safeee

ebon steeple
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Damn you got the good lobby

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and that poor shaman had him in one my games

novel crater
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I was about to 5-1

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5 spots for Fury now

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@copper fox THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS QING LOLOLOLOLOL

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THE LIES

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@ebon steeple see

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thats who u need to watch lolololol

ebon steeple
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LMAO

sturdy marten
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do people get 2/4 set in pvp

novel crater
sturdy marten
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fury

novel crater
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2 set

sturdy marten
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and its just pve gear

novel crater
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shoulder and legs

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dont do pve gear

copper fox
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Shh

novel crater
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ull get smoked unless its 730

novel crater
sturdy marten
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what pvp gear can u put in the machine thing

novel crater
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conq gear u can put in the catalyst

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just put the shoulders and legs

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play vers/mastery

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crits is worthless in pvp

sturdy marten
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just not honor gear ig

novel crater
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copy our build we all play the same thing at the top basically

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and u should be good to go

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yeah just not honor gear

sturdy marten
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can u link a wow armory

sturdy marten
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ty

novel crater
sturdy marten
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whats the best way to farm conquest

novel crater
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ehh probdoing bg blitz or 2s

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depends on ur exp tbh

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I would just run 2s if u have a healer or LFG and if u cant just do Blitz in the meantime

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@copper fox u biatch

sturdy marten
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whats blitz

novel crater
copper fox
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2911

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Ama

sturdy marten
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ah ok tysm

copper fox
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5-1 into double mage ret

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Best fury in game

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ama

novel crater
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Flokk still higher

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than u

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2924

copper fox
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Flokk is a walking adderall pill

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I can’t keep up

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@novel crater @ebon steeple you guys qing made me literally get out of bed

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And press q once

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Ty

ebon steeple
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LMAO

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Also damn santi is three points ahead of me

novel crater
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keep up

copper fox
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You and this 3 warr non sense

novel crater
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I have 7

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had to pick

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3

copper fox
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lol

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My mmr is insane rn

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Btw

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After that

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@ebon steeple q up

ebon steeple
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Welp 3s was a bust

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Our third was having tech problems

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so back to shuffle i go

copper fox
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LETS TO

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GO^

novel crater
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got this dude shit talking me LOLOLOL

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never gotten glad

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in his life

ebon steeple
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Oh so that's who looked up your name on check pvp

novel crater
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he will see

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x5 his exp

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so he can shut his mouth

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lololol

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EU dude

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of course

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EU guys are always cool til they come to NA for some reason

ebon steeple
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Welp 45m q

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Going be here for while

green wharf
sharp meteor
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iirc defeated is waffler

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and he has like 5 dks

novel crater
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He prob got R1 on the dk last season

urban skiff
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oh boy, another bios update

green wharf
green wharf
sharp meteor
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but then add back 20 per week so

urban skiff
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I want to say they remove what they added last season

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but any movements outside that will be retained between seasons

spice hornet
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Try to get 2 piece tier early season from a quic 1600 in shuff but mmr too high so queues like 2 hours

green wharf
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never had that problem

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we got midnight update too btw

scarlet trout
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Why

weary juniper
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Hello my friends. I’m just trying out warrior. If I want to zug. Just pure bonk no filler. Should I play fury or like no rend arms? I’m unsure

green wharf
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it rly boils down to prefference, since they are on similar terms

urban skiff
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shamen?

green wharf
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here we call then xamã

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the X rly gives personality brainx

boreal veldt
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i need a magic 8 ball

green wharf
fallen estuary
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Imagine if cleave actually did damage 😢

boreal veldt
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yeah i relooked at our talent tree, theres just no reason

green wharf
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i dont understand

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why cleave is not fucking baseline for amrs

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dumb whirlwind should be fury only

wheat jay
urban skiff
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Cleave should just be a choice node between sweeping strike and cleave

fierce elm
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Cleave should be part of Arms single target rotation

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remove MS, replace with Cleave entirely

urban skiff
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Cleave should just be MS with auto Sweeping Strikes MS on nearby targets

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Always on but always never as good as hitting sweeping strikes when everything is clumped

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OR

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Make cleave a replacement ability for MS when you hit sweeping strikes

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Give warrior back all 3 stances and make sweeping strikes what happens when you use zerker stance

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idk

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I'm barely an expert

green wharf
wheat jay
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Same ability

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Mofos be like "BUT ITS DIFFERENT REEEEEEEE"

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Meanwhile the entire difference is one hits one sweeps xD

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Same interactions too

urban skiff
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they're remembering a time when cleave dealt MS damage to all targets and was just used to apply bleed to spread mastery bonus damage before a bladestorm

green wharf
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And the illussion of different builds

wheat jay
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Lmao

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Legit, same ability

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That's unneeded button bloat

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Thats precisely what they should do to remove bloat lmao

green wharf
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when i say to mix rend with slam or ms they call me a madman

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even better make hamstring apply rend

boreal veldt
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are we even losing any buttons?

green wharf
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and thats it

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which was already macroed anyway

boreal veldt
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what a travesty

green wharf
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guess we will lose the slow howl

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since is a node with fear

boreal veldt
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fear adds slow now too

green wharf
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like, end fear also end the slow

boreal veldt
green wharf
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and isnt rly good is it, we dont fear people because you want slow then

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well we actually didnt lost shit

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skullsplinter nobody picked anyway

boreal veldt
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not since they dogged it in DF

green wharf
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so we still button bloated AF

boreal veldt
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bloat bois

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ignore pain upkeep is lessened though, thats nice

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20 sec cd

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doesn't HELP the bloat but it's less management at least

green wharf
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the rest is not required clueless

fierce elm
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So about what arms has right now

boreal veldt
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pve players are the laziest sumbitches

green wharf
fierce elm
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Also can't believe the forums missed Execute

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smh

boreal veldt
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so lazy cant even add execute

green wharf
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we also got this super awesome capstone

green wharf
fierce elm
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The day I trust the forums with anything is the day I stop questioning anything and become a robotic person who doesn't enjoy life

fierce elm
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Naa not yet

wheat jay
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Still work in progress?

fierce elm
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Also Fallout s2 release

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wooo

wheat jay
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Ghoulfro

boreal veldt
green wharf
green wharf
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we need tot ake a bunch of stuff we dont rly want

boreal veldt
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i doubt they're gonna change much else for arms, they're already doing number tuning

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class tree is weird though i agree

boreal veldt
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🙏

fierce elm
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Asking My SO To Buy McDonalds So I Can Get The Christmas McDonalds Socks 🙏

wheat jay
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wait

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they have christmas socks?

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wtf

fierce elm
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Yeah

wheat jay
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thats so cool

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send pics when you get them lol

fierce elm
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She hasn't said yes yet

wheat jay
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is she your SO then?

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lmao

green wharf
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what the fuck

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We rly shouldnt have changed the rainbow icon for this discord

wheat jay
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you'd be asking for it yourself

green wharf
wheat jay
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you can't kinkshame me

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cuz i got them all

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almost all

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i ain't into furries

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hell nah

green wharf
green wharf
wheat jay
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thus i have to remove you from my faplist

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i hope you'll be understanding

green wharf
green wharf
wheat jay
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100% XD

green wharf
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there is a rat rare in undermine

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that is called RATSPIT

wheat jay
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bro names in poe2 more unhinged i swear

green wharf
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and you know what you can read, if you see too fast

fierce elm
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I am bald : (

copper fox
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I am bald : (

wheat jay
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I am not lmao fuck you all

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i got 10/10 hair

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BUT

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greying out 🙁

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at some point i started having receding hairline, but it stopped and even grew back a bit

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thicc hair ftw

fierce elm
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6 messages of coping

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crazy work Artji

wheat jay
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yes

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bro im mad greying out

fierce elm
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I mean yeah you are 36

wheat jay
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started when i was 18 XD

wheat jay
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bruh im 28

green wharf
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im banging like this atm

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since pandemic i dont cut it

wheat jay
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sheesh

urban skiff
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I'm so happy

wheat jay
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thats cool

copper fox
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The sooner you go bald the better your head looks
@wheat jay going to have a weird head

fierce elm
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Artji has a weird polish head

wheat jay
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not rly balding either

fierce elm
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cope

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show hairline rn

urban skiff
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Do I just shave head to fit in or?

fierce elm
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Doesn't count, you had cancer

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Thus your body is not normal

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You should shave it

urban skiff
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Wife said if we find lice in my hair at any point we shave it because trying to comb short thick hair for headlice is a nightmare.

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but apparently even lice don't like me

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I just want to be bald and save money on barber i can spend on LEGO

green anchor
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will buy lego for himself but not for the kids

urban skiff
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My kids are drowning in LEGO

green wharf
urban skiff
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My hair is a bit wavy and so thick you can barely get a regular comb through it if I grow it to shoulder length

fierce elm
urban skiff
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that reminds me, i need to hit send on my coffee talk mail to that company

fierce elm
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: (

green anchor
urban skiff
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but i also need to go gym

urban skiff
green wharf
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mine is curly so that is a pain in the ass to comb

green anchor
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can we ban this guy for bad parenting

urban skiff
fierce elm
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lmfao

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Like this but not AI

green wharf
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how is that hard to comb

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wankers

urban skiff
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Just had a haircut so super short and I can't snap a pic of it obviously

urban skiff
green wharf
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try to comb this shit

urban skiff
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it's entirely differently constructed hair

green anchor
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the hat thief hair

urban skiff
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Mine just has big volume of straight hair

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that's wavy / slightly curly

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@copper fox i'm about to hit reset on my 531 program, how far back do I dial the 1rm I calculate the program off of?

green wharf
urban skiff
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I can't remember my login to whatever ebook reader i bought the books on so I can't look it up in the source material

fierce elm
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or just soft-reset

urban skiff
fierce elm
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You should re-adjust based on your 1rm right now

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and then getting a TM obviously

green wharf
urban skiff
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I'm pretty sure I remember something about mehmet saying to reset to whatever point lets you do 13-20 reps on your 5 week's 5+ set

fierce elm
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I mean yeah that also works

urban skiff
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whether it's a real or fake memory it's throwing off my reset

fierce elm
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I also don't think it matters much in the long end how you reset it as long as you don't set it too high

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I would just take a week where I try to somewhere near a 1rm

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then reset it to that

urban skiff
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I've been doing that and then every time the program cycles I've been adding 1.25 / 2.5 / 5 / 7.5 to my program's 1rm for new calculations

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but I can't remember how i got that initial 1rm, what it was based off of

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like a fictious 1rm

fierce elm
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I mean it has to be based off one of your + sets

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but this is all mad NMERDY

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I am a simple man

urban skiff
fierce elm
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Yeah, If you are only hitting 1-2 reps on your 1+ your TM is too HIGH

urban skiff
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TM?

fierce elm
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Training max

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brother

urban skiff
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ah

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right

fierce elm
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You get a new calculation based on your + sets on what your theoretical 1rm can be

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then after a cycle your program adjusts depending on where your + sets are at

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It adjust the TM, not the 1rm

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Thus ensuring that your 1+ set is almost never below 5 reps

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Thus ensuring a long-term development

urban skiff
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My program has been cycling 5 3 1 5 3 1 downtime week where I hit my warmup weights then just do my big but boring sets of 5x10 at 60%

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and then i add the weights i mentioned above to my TM and go again

fierce elm
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Because I always did like 12 weeks of 531, then did a week of deload if I felt like it, then did a max week

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Where I sent 1rm because its fun

urban skiff
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but I'm hitting the point where those 1+ weeks suck

fierce elm
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yeah because your TM is too high

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So just lower your TM a bit

urban skiff
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yea so I'm not sure how low I drop my TM

fierce elm
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Depending on which excel sheet you got, it can be 1rm

urban skiff
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I'd just grab my calculated 1rm based off of the last few weeks, do 90% of that and then calculate backwards to find a spot where I'd do maybe 10 reps at 1+ but if there's a simpler method I'd love to try that a while

urban skiff
fierce elm
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10 REPS at 1+

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what the fuck

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Just back your 1rm off by like 10%

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and then try another cycle

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its that simple

urban skiff
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it's 140kg right now

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calculated off of recent reps and stuff

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around 150 actual

fierce elm
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so 140kg is your 1rm, thus is 126 your TM

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thus your 1+ set is gonna be 90% of 126

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and if your 1rm is 140kg, you should be able to do 5+ reps at 90% of 126

urban skiff
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checking my logs but my 5+ week last time ended up at 119kg at only 5 reps for some odd reason

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might have been elbow issue or kids distracting me to cut the set short

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unfortunately my training app got enshittified so I no longer have a bar chart showing heaviest weights going back endlessly

urban skiff
fierce elm
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week 3 that is

urban skiff
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yea

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I want to do a bigger reset on deadlift and work on bottom strength. I keep randomly tweaking my back by getting a random buttwink right at the bottom of the deadlift, like I can't keep the back locked

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and it's odd because even with a 200kg deadlift it can happen on the 120kg warmup or when shifting a 26kg dumbbell on the floor

fierce elm
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How about you dont do a random buttwink

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lmao

urban skiff
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That's the thing, it's not voluntary

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it's like i just lose connection to the muscles for a sec, get movement in a part that's supposed to stay rigid and then tweak/snap city overnight visit

fierce elm
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The fuck

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yeah that aint good

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Anyways, if your tm is too high just drop it by like 5%

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or 10%

urban skiff
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Been to the doctor for the last 10 years every time it happens and they keep saying it's not a slipped disc but also it's the exact same spot every time that hurts

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Figure it's a nerve that gets stuck when it should be sliding around

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it's the whole reason I started doing zercher squats instead of deadlifting to begin with

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Cause I had two physical therapists saying I just have a back that doesn't like deadlifting. Which is an odd thing to say but also why bother arguing with people who already decided they're smarter than me

lavish quest
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I remember ^

urban skiff
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@fierce elm something extremely fucky is going on with my body

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I could do 7 reps at 107kg

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then muscles just shut the fuck down and got stuck on 8th in bottom position

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did my 5x10 after and on 4th set 5th rep bar just died at bottom position again with no way to get it back up, and that was just 60kg

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What could deplete my energy storages like that? I've had a bit of a persistent cold for a few weeks now but this is very far out of the ordinary

fierce elm
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Maybe you just need rest brother

urban skiff
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I have been resting

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on account of my tweaked back

fierce elm
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Alright lets go through this, how much you sleeping, how much are you eating, are you stressed, how is your test going, how is your tweaked back impacting other things

urban skiff
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last time i benched was 26 days ago

fierce elm
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I mean could also just be that

urban skiff
fierce elm
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Not benching for 26 days, body being fucky already

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this isnt surprising

fickle forge
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Got a resting BPM of 48 rn

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I'm the real king

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Bench checking is finished

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Now we do BPM checks

fierce elm
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Yeah your BPM is gonna be 200 later today

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or tomorrow

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lmao

fickle forge
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It only takes 1 uwuker+hunter

fierce elm
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It only takes one ret and priest

worldly oriole
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is wild Tera 2 good

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Zercher is RPing as me on a gym break

urban skiff
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My ability to train has straight up crashed and my motivation too

fierce elm
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If talking energy levels, full blood panel and talking to people who specialize in it

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if motivation, thats on you

urban skiff
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Motivation is linked to energy levels

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Or rather, I don't do motivation

fierce elm
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So we back to Energy levels

urban skiff
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motivation is a fickle mistress, so I don't rely on motivation ever

fierce elm
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which is full blood panel and talking to people who specialize in it

urban skiff
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I just do routine

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how full is full blood panel?

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on a side note, is a cup of plain rice with mayo a decent lunch?

fierce elm
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lmfao

urban skiff
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lunch at 15.00

fierce elm
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I wonder where the energy levels are

urban skiff
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I WAS GOING TO ADD TUNA BUT I FORGOT TO BUY SOME

copper fox
urban skiff
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I HAVE PORK BUT I SLICED IT THIN FOR OTHER PURPOSES

modest shadow
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c'mon

urban skiff
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Last time I had full blood panel was in august where my creatinin levels were stupid high, which is a while after i started to struggle to train regularly

modest shadow
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well nvm white sauce is literally spicy mayo

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im stupid

urban skiff
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So I just figured that was caused by less training = more muscle decay to filter out

urban skiff
modest shadow
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yeah yeah shhhh

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I was just thinkin of someone putting a dallop of dukes on some rice lmfao

urban skiff
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@fierce elm am i suddenly diabetic?

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that would be cool

modest shadow
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I had a gout attack at like 23

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was eating too much candy

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at like, 5% body fat lmao

fierce elm
fierce elm
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Especially with yo history

urban skiff
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What do I tell doc?

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Hey I feel like shit I lose weight and I can't train and i forget to eat

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yea right

fierce elm
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lmao

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yeah that works

green wharf
urban skiff
fierce elm
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It does beat cancer

green wharf
lavish quest
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When will Zercher come to his Just Do It moment?

urban skiff
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We both beat cancer

fierce elm
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Anyways, contact your doctor lmao

modest shadow
fierce elm
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Oh no

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You can lose weight just sitting on the couch eating McDonalds everyday, dont need to eat well, do cardio or do calisthenics

modest shadow
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mcdonalds is whatever

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I mean eating a cake a 9pm

fierce elm
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Anyways talk to your doctor @urban skiff someone who has your history should not be cautious lmfao

spice hornet
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@elfin surge good morning

fierce elm
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You can actually lose weight when just eating cake

urban skiff
fierce elm
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ah fuck thats true

urban skiff
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confuse those muscles

green wharf
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i have a friend who loses weight by just existing

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dude eats an ungodly amount of food and is skinny like a worm

urban skiff
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He doesn't eat ungodly amounts of food then

green wharf
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i eat one bread and im fucked

urban skiff
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He just eats a lot when you look and then doesn't when you don't

fierce elm
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one bread

green wharf
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lunch and dinner everyday together for like 4 years

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telling you is like a fucking alien

urban skiff
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25% of the body's entire energy expenditure is just the brain. Did he think a lot?

green wharf
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i guess

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but his metabolism is quickly as hell, if he doesnt eat in the right time he legit get sick

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like headache, bad vision

urban skiff
fierce elm
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I am gonna get a fat burger, some cheese covered fries, 5 mozzarella sticks and a diet coke because I am healthy

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Might even get a tiny burger on the side

urban skiff
urban skiff
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The entire cuttingboard was soaking in melted grease

fierce elm
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I have had pancakes and ice-cream so far today

urban skiff
fierce elm
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rice and mayo sounds fucking disgusting lmfao

fickle forge
fierce elm
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go bed

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pansy

fickle forge
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I know you're waiting in it, you'll have to be patient man

fierce elm
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: 3

urban skiff
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ingrate

fierce elm
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no

fickle forge
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no

green anchor
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no

elfin surge
spice hornet
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Wendy’s fell off sooo hard

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Especially in the last year

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I would not be surprised if they go out of business

green anchor
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not possible thanks to Asmongold

worldly oriole
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Wendys Biggie Bag Hits Diffy Fo Sho

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I stopped eating it tho lol

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tryna get in shape

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How can they go bankrupt with ghost pepper ranch lol

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I also ate their breakfast hamburger was pretty good

frank knoll
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So like 30 days left in season 3 according to reddit

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I don’t know if I should fuck around on alts or push as high as possible on the monk

worldly oriole
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the only teammates I can find are duelist gremlins

fierce elm
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40 days ACTUALLY

frank knoll
worldly oriole
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Lmao my Wendy's had a sunroom too lol

frank knoll
# fierce elm 40 days ACTUALLY

I wanna get the elite priest set on the alt but I also want to push my self to play harder and better which I can only do on my main

worldly oriole
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they updated the building though and it doesn't have it anymore

frank knoll
spice hornet
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Yeah yellow Wendy’s hit diff

spice hornet
modest shadow
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my kids were shocked when i told them kids used to always have birthdays at burger kings, wendys or mcdonalds lol

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they used to be so fun

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now they all look like doctors offices

frank knoll
#

The enshitification of everything

frank knoll
modest shadow
#

Luckily held onto some burger king pokemon stuff that's somehow worth money now

green wharf
modest shadow
#

need to sell it while its hot lmao

frank knoll
#

But yeah when are these companies going to realize
That when you make everything suck you lose customers

green anchor
#

@green wharf you

frank knoll
#

Yeah @modest shadow I still have the BK Lord of The Rings goblets too

modest shadow
#

ohhh i remember those

rancid granite
green wharf
rancid granite
#

Just replaced the batteries on mine

green wharf
#

i like the other flavours more

copper fox
green wharf
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peach one is the goat

green anchor
#

🤢

green wharf
fierce elm
copper fox
#

@spice hornet you missed the fury ladder drama last night

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Urdem tried to q all sneaky and shit into range and santi caught his ass on stream and sent it to me

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Then Santi qd because of it

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Then I literally got out of bed because they both qd and qd a game

spice hornet
#

Did you move up?

copper fox
#

5-1 into double mage ret

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I’m him

fickle forge
#

That sounds like a really favourable lobby ngl

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WMX and ret warr into trash

scarlet barn
#

That sounds like playing wow

worldly oriole
#

lol

elfin surge
spice hornet
copper fox
#

He’s top 3 arms also

copper fox
haughty jewel
#

Ok buddy

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Get out of tow

#

Town

copper fox
fierce elm
#

I think you are very cool but can you stop dming me pictures of your toes in whipped cream @copper fox

green wharf
copper fox
#

You paid for 6 of them I only sent 4 the other day I didn’t realize. Had to send the last 2 sorry @fierce elm

fierce elm
#

goddamnit my SO saw it > : (

copper fox
#

Hide it better wtf

scarlet trout
#

is this hell

fierce elm
#

heaven baby

copper fox
green wharf
#

Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth

lavish quest
scarlet trout
copper fox
green wharf
elfin surge
scarlet trout
#

Same movie btw

fierce elm
#

This movie is perfect

scarlet trout
#

Actually wait

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That was a bad gif to use

#

That scene goes hard

fierce elm
#

It has no bad scenes

scarlet trout
#

true

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i didnt like the one with the hand monsters though

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Baby’s first body horror film

sharp meteor
#

i like when frodo shows up and gets shot dead

scarlet trout
#

Whats his name again

#

He and willem da foe

#

Have very iconic faces

fierce elm
#

Steve Buscemi

scarlet trout
#

Yeah

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thanks

rancid granite
#

thanks afro

fierce elm
#

no problem

elfin surge
scarlet trout
#

did you turn a dudes mugshot into an emoji

copper fox
#

Afro is literally the thumb people

#

Irl

sharp meteor
#

yeah i had the one of that stalker mage

#

cant find it now firSquint what was his name

fierce elm
sharp meteor
#

the sl mage

copper fox
#

wtf is more bald

fierce elm
#

I got some hair

#

you clean shaven

copper fox
#

Some hair but still bald is even worse than bald

fierce elm
#

thats coping

copper fox
#

Coping is trying to hang on to hair that shouldn’t be there

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With faded ass hairlines

fierce elm
#

My GF says no to going clean bald

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and tbf, it seems like a hassle to keep up

#

since I do have hair growth unlike you

copper fox
#

Bet you got that faded front hair look going on

fierce elm
#

what does that even mean

copper fox
#

Thin hair

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Up front

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Scalp only ah lookin mf with hair wrapped around the sides and back of your head

fierce elm
#

Naaa, I am getting thin in the middle of the head though

copper fox
#

Facts

fierce elm
#

dude was 29

#

actually season 1 lmfao

green wharf
#

Christmas gonna be fire

sharp meteor
#

holy

copper fox
sand sundial
frank knoll
#

This is what Chat GPT says a mage player looks like

sand sundial
rancid granite
urban skiff
#

this is a Danish children's tv show from 2008

#

It's educational

boreal veldt
#

why

lavish quest
haughty jewel
#

67

#

67

#

67

scarlet trout
#

moooods..,,,

#

leland is saying mean things 2 me...

urban skiff
lavish quest
#

Dats crazy

rancid granite
spice hornet
#

I Just Doxxed Mud

elfin surge
#

no

lavish quest
#

He's right, too much muscle

elfin surge
#

im stronk

rancid granite
#

keep lifting lil man

green anchor
#

Season complete

#

the stats tho

#

to think some people get it within 50 games

spice hornet
green anchor
#

I don't know any of those people

spice hornet
#

some e girl sub rogue that somehow gets blitz r1 and then has had a huge ego about it ever since

green anchor
#

oof

#

ego from an easy pleb bracket

sharp meteor
#

its a funny bit

#

i bolted some guy sittin a node on prot and ofc he doesnt trinket cos 3 sec

spice hornet
sharp meteor
#

jenna steps last sec to dr cheap him

spice hornet
#

Nice winrate Kennie

fierce elm
#

fucking LOSER BLITZ PROT PLAYER

sharp meteor
#

one char blessed one char cursed

green anchor
#

or just won the first several games

fierce elm
#

Sorry, had to get some anger out of my system in a gamemode I don't play and don't understand therefore its all plebs

sharp meteor
#

i was #1 by considerable margin in prior seasons on other chars tho

#

but only start with like 2800-2900 on them

green anchor
#

I was thrown to 2k

sharp meteor
#

need alcohol in the trenches

#

every loss just the stupidest thing

#

get a cap in wsg sick got 2 mins left

#

nightborne mage with adapt grabs the flag and hides in their base with it and gets 1 shot

spice hornet
sharp meteor
#

then next game u just get 71 kills in 10 mins

#

their team just dyin in world quest mobs

#

so coinflippy

spice hornet
#

I’m glad this bracket gives arena rewards!

#

This would be like lfr giving mythic raid items and cosmetics like the mount

fierce elm
#

I mean

#

I mean

#

Technically you can get the mythic raid appearance without ever stepping into the raid

#

And its not that far fetched to get it either

frank knoll
#

You can get the mythic raid appearances from just like doing 12s every week lol

green anchor
#

and delves

#

not in Midnight though

frank knoll
#

Yeah
Nothing matters anymore

fierce elm
#

So yeah

#

Delves can give mythic appearance

#

so the only thing locked in mythic raid is what, mount and titles?

#

: 3

frank knoll
#

You can solo a tier 11 delve with like a 700 ilvl toon also lol

sharp meteor
green anchor
#

why is the 2.4k tabard so shit

green anchor
sharp meteor
#

can still get myth appearnce from hero track in midnight

green anchor
#

jej

#

people actually cried

sharp meteor
#

raiding gets

green anchor
#

oh well

sharp meteor
#

almost nothing

fierce elm
#

fuck raiders

#

buncha dweebs

frank knoll
#

Yeah raiding sucks

green anchor
#

I fell out of liking raiding after TBC

#

completely after wotlk

frank knoll
#

Only thing I get less stoked for is queuing shuffle/arena
I legit dread it

sharp meteor
#

its like hey can you explain this 15 year gap

green anchor
#

I did some raid progression with a guild in WOD but it was just too time consuming

#

lol

sharp meteor
#

6 hours a week is pretty aight

#

raids more fun now too

#

was in an 8 hour guild last season that only claered half the content and that was legit soul draining

green anchor
#

guld i'm in now I just snatch AOTC before season ends and gg

sharp meteor
#

ya its like

#

dont raid at all

#

pop in for aotc

#

raid comfortably for ce

#

sweatlord for fs

#

pick your path

green anchor
#

IF it has a reward attached otherwise i don't bother

sharp meteor
#

ya used to just ignore raidin cos can get ce mount later

#

but havin fun raidin now so

#

nice variety from the pvp

worldly oriole
#

I remember back in the glory day when I was a parsemaster with 2 hall of fame titles to my name

sharp meteor
#

people i know who do keys are like "i dont have time to raid" then key for 5-8 hours a night

worldly oriole
#

OK zoomer

frank knoll
#

Naw raiding is boomer activity

worldly oriole
#

ik lol

sharp meteor
#

raiding is the most normie boomer activity

#

aside from vault keys

frank knoll
#

Archetype is
Prot warrior of 15 years raid lead w/ healer priest wife who either are toxic or super wholesome

worldly oriole
#

rank 8 for bfa first raid for parses I think

sharp meteor
#

dang tony washed

fierce elm
#

Tony is nostalgia posting again

sharp meteor
#

need to regain glory

worldly oriole
#

lmfao

sharp meteor
#

pretty recent

fierce elm
#

2018

frank knoll
#

That was when I started actually trying to be good

sharp meteor
#

hits me like a bat realizin legion was almost a decade ago

#

its like wait no

#

stop the count

frank knoll
#

Like I discovered key binds in BFA

sharp meteor
#

idk how anybody comfortable without keybinds

frank knoll
#

Got my first challenger an thought was a beast

sharp meteor
#

log into game in vanilla and keybound everything insta

#

was so tedious with default ui tho

#

holy

#

right bar 2 slot 12

#

you're alt + Y

spice hornet
frank knoll
#

I watched a Cdew PvP guide and he was talking about Shift +1,2 etc
That’s how I discovered keybinds

worldly oriole
#

I quit cold turkey lol

#

didn't touch technology really for a few years

fierce elm
#

what the fuck does that even mean

#

Did you live with the tribe people in the bush of Africa?

frank knoll
#

He was in rehab

fierce elm
#

Did you not experience electricity for a few years

worldly oriole
#

na I just quit

fierce elm
#

QUIT TECHNOLOGY?

worldly oriole
#

I was in community college when I quit

#

quit gaming..

#

didn't look at disc etc

frank knoll
#

Or he went to jail

fierce elm
#

So you just quit gaming and not technology lmfao

frank knoll
#

Those are the two places where they take all ur stuff away

worldly oriole
#

I was staring at walls

fierce elm
#

Brother you quit SL s1 to DF S1

spice hornet
frank knoll
#

That’s a long time

fierce elm
#

What we talking about here buddy

#

You didn't take a 40 year break

green anchor
#

(and still don't get hero title)

#

but more power to them if it's fun

frank knoll
#

Yeah idk how it’s kinda boring
Speed running

green anchor
#

I become bored of M+ at 2500

#

so getting to 3k is a slog

frank knoll
#

I got 2k in like a week the quit to do PvP

#

Just wanted mount

worldly oriole
#

I got elite like week 2 and didn't play anymore in dlfoght s1

fierce elm
#

Then came back TWW s2

#

Like HELLO

worldly oriole
#

I got elite in 90 rounds on dh

#

yeah still didn't play for a few years

frank knoll
#

That was when DH was as insane

fierce elm
#

"I quit technology for years"

solemn elm
#

or she plays with like other rbgers that are really good and just inject her

spice hornet
#

sad lol

solemn elm
#

i’ve suspected that kalvish just straight up plays her account near the end

spice hornet
#

she offers coaching now

sharp meteor
#

not outside realm of possibilty but i swear to god

#

any 1900 player can slide into r1 range

solemn elm
#

you buying a jenna coach qfiend?

sharp meteor
#

in the last week

wheat jay
solemn elm
#

lmk bro

sharp meteor
#

as long as u arent why ur team loses

spice hornet
#

yeah im trying to push sub bgb blitz

sharp meteor
#

and ur patient and only take good queues

#

like my 3300 warr i cant q til friday prob

solemn elm
#

yea i guess that’s true

wheat jay
solemn elm
#

i don’t play enough of that bracket to like care but it’s pretty like degenerate what people do

sharp meteor
#

dont throw and dont be impatient and that already sets you above like 90% of people

solemn elm
#

yea pretty much

sharp meteor
#

play to not lose and then just 50-50 out games

#

prayin u get kalv rev duo

solemn elm
#

yea you lowkey can go 50-50 and just still climb

sharp meteor
#

dean kalv et al decide the matches anyways

frank knoll
#

There was a weirdo RBG egirl who was saying weird stuff about how men who do PVP do it because of alpha dominance and some other schizo Freudian stuff

solemn elm
#

it’s hilarious

green anchor
#

@spice hornet btw isn't this Banksy person also someone known?

frank knoll
#

I think it was her

green anchor
#

think I had someone called Banksysp in a game

fierce elm
green anchor
#

ßanksysp idk

solemn elm
#

??? probably she really likes to say every single like 2 minutes that she’s a woman with a glad mount or some non sense and that’s why she gets hate

#

and if you look at the titles on her stream it’s like

#

FIRST FEMALE R1 SUB ROGUE

#

bro come on

sharp meteor
#

i mean all women get hate so just playin into that angle is like one thing ig

fierce elm
#

Yes way

solemn elm
#

that’s true but you know as a normal person i don’t hate on women just because miserable guys do that honestly

fierce elm
#

It was something along the lines of Republican presence and playing warrior and more 'masculine' specs

sharp meteor
#

first female sub rogue blitz sort of stretchin it

spice hornet
#

her guild name is <Lost to a girl GGs>

fierce elm
#

I forgot because I clowned on the dude and he comes in like once a month maybe and asks a real question

spice hornet
#

just massive massive ego

solemn elm
#

but sometimes it’s like deserved for her it’s like too stupid to comprehend

frank knoll
sharp meteor
#

i mean it is cos her whole thing is egging people on

#

psure she got perma on main

solemn elm
#

i have a few clips of me 1 shotting her her reaction speed is like that of a sloth

solemn elm
#

i think she got banned for account sharing as i said earlier, but you know inspect element exists

sharp meteor
#

ye

solemn elm
#

and she just changed the bnet

rancid granite
fierce elm
#

'gg beat by Tonypajama'

spice hornet
#

id kms

rancid granite
#

the amount of people i beat by letting my 8yo neice play my account just sayin

fierce elm
#

lmfao

rancid granite
sharp meteor
#

i got her in a few games end of seas and she played fine and typed like she usaully do

fierce elm
#

Guild name would go hard

sharp meteor
#

i lean more into the if she cheated prob had somebody throw for her angle but

wheat jay
sharp meteor
#

idk

#

i only played a few cos was already safe

worldly oriole
#

my 2nd dh guild name is Tonys Pajama

sharp meteor
#

one prot warr hard wintraded and didnt get dq

frank knoll
#

I’m too stupid to play sub rogue so she has that on me

sharp meteor
#

tigershark wintrade and got dq

solemn elm
#

yea probably just does the rogue things cap with bomb and shit

sharp meteor
#

kalwish wintrade and didnt get dq

fierce elm
sharp meteor
#

if ur kalvish and perma gap everybody on cd that owns but like

solemn elm
#

since what she does is usually play with rbgers that know what to do and kind of just tell her what node to go to

sharp meteor
#

being in the right place with cc

#

is just rogue

solemn elm
#

yea

sharp meteor
#

then good queues

rancid granite
#

right place lmao

solemn elm
#

lost in like 20 seconds to us man

sharp meteor
#

idk

solemn elm
#

as turbo

rancid granite
#

just spam cheap shot and its gg sub rogue is easy kennie

spice hornet
#

i think we fought her the same day

#

just killed her mage as colossus

solemn elm
#

yes bro

spice hornet
#

as she ddint like, do anything

sharp meteor
# solemn elm

ya only way id win vs rm in sl was schizobang the rogue in half a sec

solemn elm
#

she does literally nothing

fierce elm
#

Goddamn that is bad

sharp meteor
#

was this when ascend was a real button

#

for like 2 weeks

fierce elm
#

The disarm on the warrior, the 'not ccing the enhance'

solemn elm
#

in s2 she was playing with this guy zach on boomy and i popped her so hard with a sweeping strikes demolish

solemn elm
spice hornet
#

nah this was like in the last week

sharp meteor
#

turbo was only comp for longest time

#

feels so scuffed 90% of the time

solemn elm
#

i was having so much fun for fucking once

#

playing that comp

fierce elm
#

I also love that the button she wants to press is Vanish

sharp meteor
#

yeah have an actual

#

win condition

solemn elm
#

it was so fun man i swear id kill to go back to that

sharp meteor
#

i remember joking they'd nerf it by 70% and buff lava lash by 10%

#

another 5% to healing stream and surge

solemn elm
#

feels like they nerfed it by literally 100% you need to have no fingers to die to wind strikes now

sharp meteor
#

yuh

#

adel in shambles

solemn elm
#

ontop of the fact that it’s so telegraphed bro

sharp meteor
#

what will he do now

#

probably rogue

solemn elm
#

you literally hear RORARAORAFAH

sharp meteor
#

honk honk glass breaks

#

awooooooga

solemn elm
#

LMAO don’t even need a weak aura for that it’s pretty obvious

sharp meteor
#

my sham goin bald cos every disarm on him

haughty jewel
#

We took out Jennacide

#

Big wins

solemn elm
#

makes me sad why do they just hate enhance

sharp meteor
#

ya they do hate on enh

solemn elm
#

that was like a minute ago

sharp meteor
#

imagine if ret was enh

#

for 3 days

#

would get like hotfixed with buffs

#

mm exploit tier for like 2 months

frank knoll
#

Naw they really hate WW

sharp meteor
#

ya tru ww kind of beans

#

walkin pile of bugs

solemn elm
#

since the start of this season just all 3 hunter specs literally god

sharp meteor
#

ya

frank knoll
#

Worst spec does nothing

sharp meteor
#

survs sandbagging

#

like their go doesnt 60-0 2 people

green anchor
#

doesn't WW have constant massive cleave

fierce elm
solemn elm
#

man i wanted to scream one day cause these dudes were covering me on every disarm with some actual piss so i couldn’t disarm volley in time