pvp

[fierce elm]

Destro cant run away from ww/assa

[urban skiff]

WELL HE COULD DEFINITELY RUN FROM ME

[fierce elm]

You can outcleave them

[urban skiff]

when he was on my team

[fierce elm]

Kek

[urban skiff]

I'm happy those lobbies weren't easy though, explains why they felt hard

Was losing my mind for a hot minute or two

should i be hitting into mw cocoon?

I'm reviewing older clips and noticing in the two globals it takes me to react to the shield and swap target i still remove half the absorb

[copper fox]

You should wreck throw into cocoon

[fierce elm]

If you cant wreck throw, no

unless mad deep damp

[copper fox]

Yea

[urban skiff]

yea but this is like generally speaking

I'm close to geared on my dk and this was observed on my shaman

[worldly oriole]

xd

[copper fox]

Always wreck into cocoon

Yes

[worldly oriole]

Insta que

on dh this morning

[fierce elm]

If you cant break shields, no

Just swap off

[green wharf]

absolutely insanity that from the four covenant abilities they had to pick the spear to be part of the class

[worldly oriole]

im cookin for real

[fierce elm]

wooaaaa

[worldly oriole]

lol

only 200 rating down now

[frank knoll]

You can just PvE the Destro

[fierce elm]

Assa/destro cant lose a round

[frank knoll]

You can just PvE the Destro

[fierce elm]

Especially not with hpala

I am gonna repeat myself for the crowd again

assa/destro cant lose a round

[frank knoll]

Destro can if his partners suck

[fierce elm]

They are by far the best pairing in that lobby

WOAH NO WAY

Sorry, assa/destro should not lose a round*

[worldly oriole]

Anyone have the golden timewalk mount yet?

[frank knoll]

I’ve never gone less than 4/2 in a Destro lobby

[fierce elm]

And they didnt

its not the destro itself

[frank knoll]

Last one the guy tilted out on the last round cause he only had 1 win

[fierce elm]

its the destro/assa/hpala

into ww/fury

Assa/destro/hpala destroys that

[frank knoll]

I one shotted him with clones+ crackle while healer was incapped

Him and his partner where in a double leg sweep

He cussed everyone out and left

[urban skiff]

I guess my question is, i haven't bothered trying, should i have?

[fierce elm]

No unless very deep damp

or if you LITERALLY cant hit anything else

[urban skiff]

How deep is very deep?

Past 2 minute mark?

In shuffle, not 3s

[fierce elm]

Very deep

Probably 3 minute mark

tbh

[urban skiff]

Aight

Generally fights dont last that long. Except the one game with 2x boomie ele enh

[fierce elm]

But there is no point slapping into cocoon otherwise if following the ruleset of ”Cant hit anything else” or ”It is deep damp”

[fierce elm]

exactly

[worldly oriole]

is damp ramping up quick in shuffle?

[fierce elm]

It always is, but it was also bugged

[worldly oriole]

yeah im sayin was there changes

[worldly oriole]

Wow Bro The Economy Is Fucked The Bloodstones Are Low

[lavish quest]

Almost like no one needs them and they may be useless in a couple months

[wheat jay]

Hopefully they add new ones in midnight

So pvp can net some gold

[lavish quest]

Well there's a fair shot they will. But they won't be the same. So all the current ones go to the trash bin

[spice hornet]

lol I always think about this. Such a waste. Picked the worse feeling one imo (skillshot, can bug out, can DR with vortex)

I wish all 4 were available on those nodes instead. For every class too. Even if some are just meh

[green wharf]

when i was doing some x3 with some guild people

i picked spear cause everyone was ranged

shit was ass, everyone was able to bypass somehow

[urban skiff]

Issue is that it used to only ramp after a minute but for a while it ramped from first second

[spice hornet]

should be fixed

[urban skiff]

😬

[lavish quest]

verysadge

[urban skiff]

are you even trying?

[lavish quest]

No, too busy with a social life, obviously

[spice hornet]

What’s with that “potential harrassment” indicator)

[urban skiff]

I'm speshul

[spice hornet]

is that like a browser extension?

[fierce elm]

Mod

[lavish quest]

Is that one of the symbols at the bottom?

[fierce elm]

thats why

[spice hornet]

ohh

[urban skiff]

he means this one

[spice hornet]

29k for me which had me at 1.71% still

[urban skiff]

it's the thing that stops all you guys from seeing these comments before they even reach you

if you're on reddit

[sharp meteor]

i use old reddit which

i didnt realize hid dms

for years

[urban skiff]

I got redirected to old reddit when i pressed a wonky button and it just showed hundreds of unread notifications and decided all dms ever received were also unread

for a hot minute i even managed to shut up and do nothing

[warm plinth]

Lifes too short to be arguing with nerds on reddit

[fierce elm]

Look how aggressive you are lol

[warm plinth]

I declare that you are mad

[haughty jewel]

its getting to the point in the season

where i have to quit

[urban skiff]

Imagine if i was that aggressive in arena

[sharp meteor]

you've got a prot ladder to push bucko

[spice hornet]

If even Flokk is quitting that’s how you know the game is cooked

[urban skiff]

Why tho? You got a job?

[wheat jay]

OOF

[wheat jay]

good

very good

[sharp meteor]

get his ass

[sharp meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/smash-bros-yoshi-hammer-hit-smash-gif-16289952

[worldly oriole]

what the hell

graphics get updated in the patch?

shit is lookin crisp rn

[fierce elm]

Is Tony high

[worldly oriole]

I'm Perma Fried Unfortunately

Dont Recommend You Do That Like I Did

but seriously my graphics changed lol

[wheat jay]

yes

tony is high

not rated tho

[worldly oriole]

I had crazy settings i found on youtube

maybe they got changed somehow

[sterile moth]

Flokk, how do you own so damn much?

[fierce elm]

massive schlong

[copper fox]

You got a hunter named the same thing with like mm or something at the end? Or h

[sterile moth]

Yeah I played a shuffle as a hunter with zero xp…literally didn’t land a trap and spammed single button dps and went 5-1

I have to play my ass off to go 5-1 at any rating as a warrior

[copper fox]

Must have been someone else then it had rating

Not much I was only like 2200 mmr on the alt

2 days ago I think

[sterile moth]

Yes I do, it has an H

I went 5-1 at the beginner 2k rating or whatever and then got throw into 2150 shuffle

[copper fox]

Ah gotcha. I don’t remember how the round went I just remember the name

[sterile moth]

I went 2-4, bumbled around. It is annoying having a good warrior on you at all times

[copper fox]

Yea my draenei is relentless

[lavish quest]

Doubt

[copper fox]

Post hands

[lavish quest]

Why hand fetish?

[rain bronze]

Hi, i really need help with sorting my WA and ui. Also i dont think i have the best looking keybindings avalible to me. Does anyone have some sort of '' full clean ui'' that ican copy? along with some buff trackers etc for demolishion etc. i will pay 20k gold for a really good one 🙂

[fallen estuary]

shrek hands

[spice hornet]

How do you play colossus arms

[novel crater]

He hasnt touched slayer as arms

Man just likes rp walking to shit

[copper fox]

Don’t play it

Slayer is for men

Both specs

[rain bronze]

hehe

[wheat jay]

No

Slayer is for autistic kids

Collosus is for chads

[sharp meteor]

I've been warming up to slayer more with some mastery.

Kept falling for the stack haste meme.

[copper fox]

Huge meme

[sharp meteor]

"dude it feels better" Yeah but my buttons do nothin

300 apm hitting my 2 buttons moonkin just standin there

aaa

@novel crater imagine

if prot could be slayer

and had bladestorm

[copper fox]

You hit your verse # then basically divide the other 2 in half

And you’re bis

[novel crater]

I wouldve push all wars to range already

[rain bronze]

So what is currently the best arms pvp spec?

[haughty jewel]

R U asking fr or U mad bro

[sharp meteor]

uh i feel like it depends

cos sometimes feels AWFUL to play colo

[rain bronze]

in bg blitz

[sharp meteor]

oh in blitz it doesnt matter arms does nothing its useless

[rain bronze]

i only went 1800 in arena for fast elite set mog, i hate arena so i always playu blitz

[sharp meteor]

prob slayer

[rain bronze]

oh, so fury is better in blitz than arms?

[sharp meteor]

crit bad 4pc is bad

nah arms is fine

[rain bronze]

i have the full 4 set , shoulders, chest, hands and legs. should i replace 2 pieces with conquest gear?

chest and legs give crit

chest and gloves-ä

[copper fox]

Slayer you should play 2pc yes

Use tier legs and shoulders

Also just play slayer

It’s easier and better

[rain bronze]

gotcha thanks buddy im kinda new to pvp , went from 0 pvp gear to now actually full bis i think in just 2 days been crate farming

[copper fox]

Huge

[copper fox]

What are stats in combat

Vers haste mast

Go hit pvp dummy rq

[rain bronze]

sec ill check

[copper fox]

Need to aim for 40% vers, 33ish % haste

31-33

[rain bronze]

ah, i see!

[copper fox]

Lmfao

[spice hornet]

Why is Flokk a black gnome

[rain bronze]

btw meth, if i redo my stats so i have around 40 verse and 33 ish haste i will loose alot of mastery i guess, wont that impact my damage?

[spice hornet]

bl4ck gnome

[copper fox]

It shouldn’t impact your mastery much because you’re swapping tier chest and gloves

Take haste chest

Mastery gloves

2x haste rings

Mastery neck

Full gem with masterful sapphires

Should put you at a pretty decent % for mastery while at 40 vers and low 30 haste

[rain bronze]

thanks!!

i have 2x those rings

should i keep cursed mastery enchant?

[copper fox]

Depends on what your stats look like in combat atm

If you swapped

Gear

[rain bronze]

this is same gear as i sent pic of earlier

exactly the same

[copper fox]

Just leave it for now until you get the non tier pieces

[rain bronze]

❤️

is 2 piece gonna be better for alot of other specs such as mountain thane fury pvp etc?

[green wharf]

this should be tagged as NSFW

[copper fox]

No

Only slayer plays 2pc

Thane plays 4pc

[merry valley]

For any trying pvp in beta, Kill or Be Killed is bugged in solo shuffle
Unless you kill the person who killed you, even if another enemy dies and you win the round, you insta die next round before gates open. Healer couldnt res me either
as it stands, usable on the last round

[green wharf]

lmao

have to send then ingame feedback

it will be hilarious if it goes in live

[merry valley]

i did 🫡

also asking for a big highlight on the target who killed you, getting 8 seconds to kill your killer and wasting 2 to realise the arrow is on topof the healer

something like this would be perfect

[copper fox]

@sharp meteor you in flarks twitch rn

lol

[spice hornet]

Is flark hatin

[copper fox]

HARD

[spice hornet]

Clip it

[sharp meteor]

tank shit for not carying

carry flag

healer doesnt heal me

it is what it is

for some reas both healers left me to chase efc

like aight

[spice hornet]

Kennie trolling again?

[sharp meteor]

insta pop into another twin peaks

have a healer

stomp it

woot

[spice hornet]

What’s the easiest way to kill Kennie if he carrying a flag in BGB

[sharp meteor]

just do dmg cos my healer is off nibblin on gravel

im returning to base with flag

efc runs out of our base with flag

both of my healers go to efc

leaving me with 3 dps

like aight

[spice hornet]

[ebon steeple]

LMAO

[haughty jewel]

Now what boy

[copper fox]

@haughty jewel I give credit where it’s due you are build different

[green wharf]

Too bad my boy is a gnome

until when will bliz force people into this wretched race

[urban skiff]

@green wharf

my dk is better geared than my main already

[green wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/finished-elijah-wood-lord-of-the-rings-lava-fire-gif-5894611

[green wharf]

why are you using the artifact weapon though

[urban skiff]

WHY IS MY DAMAGE SO LOW

OH MY GOD

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

that's why, the set was set to ignore weapon slot

[green wharf]

[urban skiff]

oh well

we can recover

[green wharf]

i cant judge, i did the same shit last time i was doing x2

#pvp message

i won like 2 games and lost 4

with that shit ring

[urban skiff]

at least my artifact is ilvl 60

that's pretty huge

[haughty jewel]

https://www.twitch.tv/notmes/clip/AbnegateSilkyHareBlargNaut-Z1xsZFe83phA-hQm

[sharp meteor]

Leaving?

[green wharf]

i didnt even saw what happened

[rain bronze]

@copper fox you oneline mate?

Was wondering , im going to buy conquest item now, since i have only full 4 set. Since chest piece and gloves are only one with crit should i buy conquest gloves and chest?

[haughty jewel]

dont buy helm

buy shoulders chest gloves legs

for 4 set

[rain bronze]

i already have 4 set

but now i need to buy separate items since slayer is only 2 set

and idk what pieces to buy

❤️

[haughty jewel]

legs shoulders

for 2 set

[rain bronze]

ah cool so i will buy base conquest gloves and chest

since they are crit which i need to replace correct?

[haughty jewel]

yes

[rain bronze]

vers mastery chest or verse haste chest?

[haughty jewel]

depends on ur stat layout

in pvp u want like

30% haste

and like

idk 35-40% vers

rest into mastery

[rain bronze]

tyvm ❤️

i bought the verse mastery chest

theese are current pvp active stats

[haughty jewel]

ye thats good

[fierce elm]

lmfao

[lavish quest]

Artji approved strat

[wheat jay]

it worked

and it was super high mmr

like top 0.5% of the top xD

[lavish quest]

Artifact traits op

[wheat jay]

indeed

it was shadowlands tho

[green anchor]

lol I tried the new catch up experience when logging my old level 62 shaman

spawn in and already flagged for PvP there's level 80s oneshotting everyone's ass

and now my game crashed when I pressed Reincarn

[wheat jay]

lmao

[rain bronze]

do arms warrior use 2 or 4 set in pvp

[fickle forge]

4

[copper fox]

Didn’t I just tell you slayer runs 2 and colo runs 4

[lavish quest]

But who listens to you?

[copper fox]

Good point

[lavish quest]

you use the 1 button assist

Noob

[copper fox]

[fickle forge]

Not yellow name

Nobody listen to this poser

Can't wait to Q on Friday after 1.5 weeks break

We're gonna be rusty as hell

[copper fox]

Rusty + warr is not ideal

[fickle forge]

We ended on a bad session as well

Gonna be lit

[rain bronze]

I just installed Tellemwhen because i heard its a good tool to keep track of my procs etc? Which ''buffs / procs'' should i enable ?

any1 have a profile i can import?

[sharp meteor]

The ones you wanna see.

[fickle forge]

Just press mortal strike, forget the rest

[sharp meteor]

Little blinking execute icon for sudden death for instance.

[copper fox]

I don’t think tmw is even useful on war

Not like you’re going to hold ms

lol

[worldly oriole]

Ecsd

[lavish quest]

But my double OP, double exe precision, sharpen buff MS

[worldly oriole]

been gettin shoulder blade pain past 2 days @copper fox

i shoveled snow then hit upper body and then slept on it wrong it hink

[copper fox]

That’ll do it

Don’t shovel make your mom do it

[frank knoll]

I wish I had snow here

90 degrees year round

[copper fox]

NJ has all 4 seasons it’s awesome

[lavish quest]

mi has the 4 seasons but isn't nj

Dub

[copper fox]

Mi is worse lmao

[frank knoll]

Elizabeth NJ is a beautiful city

[lavish quest]

X to doubt

[copper fox]

[spice hornet]

What is snow? - Californian

[copper fox]

What isn’t snow? - Canadian (Mud)

[lavish quest]

What is a job? - Tony

[copper fox]

What is 2400? - Zercher

[green wharf]

Damn, we are ruthless today arent we

What is hair? - Afro

[fierce elm]

when arent we

[spice hornet]

2150*

[exotic storm]

PA is dry but cold AF, i feel you

[sharp meteor]

zercher thinks too much just needs to press 12

12121212

always spam linking stats and videos and charts

[lavish quest]

Instructions unclear; now my guild is wondering why I sent 121212 spam

[sharp meteor]

was teachin some healer friend areno and said nice hex once then he spent the next 10 games not healing trying to get hexes

just gotta do damagurs/healin

[spice hornet]

Lmfao yup

Learn to pump dam like a God and trade your defensives properly and then figure out getting your hex in every 20 seconds

[sharp meteor]

its like dmg comes first figure rest out later

[spice hornet]

They get excited they landed a hex and then the enemy health bars just don’t even move

[wheat jay]

not rly wrong

[sharp meteor]

DH is in fact not up there.

[wheat jay]

it is

[sharp meteor]

I'm actually surprised that the average ret is even literate.

[wheat jay]

also true

like

@fierce elm can't read for shit he's got ai to help him and it reads it

voice cues you know

[spice hornet]

Couple weeks ago I beat a Pres Cupid as rdruid fury thunder and whispered the ret “how do you lose that” and he replies “boomy is OP”

[copper fox]

LMFAO

[novel crater]

I mean

he is blind but no wrong

[copper fox]

He’s not wrong

Haha

[novel crater]

LOOOOL

Yesterday I whispered Warried that I was coming for his #1 3s Fury spot... (after we got up to like 2650 mmr)

he goes "oh word?"

man wasnt even worried for a fucking second...

[copper fox]

LOL

[novel crater]

was so disappointing and humbling

[copper fox]

that’s like when he took my # 1 ss spot on the last hour of the season

Minutes left on the clock

Man’s safe

Still qs

[lavish quest]

Destroyed

[novel crater]

He has been #1 since the 1st shuff season so

[copper fox]

Well he’s way better than me

[novel crater]

he cant not go for it

[copper fox]

Yea ik he’s a freak

[novel crater]

There's levels to this shit

even at the top

[copper fox]

Santi and I are the worst good warriors 😂

[novel crater]

"good" might even be pushing it

[lavish quest]

Have you tried being a lowly peasant?

Like mud?

[copper fox]

True I needed a mage for glad

Might not be good tbh

[novel crater]

oh btw

I qed ret war with lvl

its awful

[copper fox]

Correct

[novel crater]

but u can make it work below 2700

[copper fox]

It’s unplayable into this meta

Yea

Not r1

[novel crater]

just, ur ret needs to be insane

and u need a pres

[spice hornet]

Lvl just needs to locate an MM and get his glad and focus on his house for the rest of the expac

[copper fox]

Lmfao

So true

[novel crater]

he did

went awful

I had to step in

[copper fox]

Who was the mm

Doesn’t make sense

[novel crater]

got 29 wins yesterday

[copper fox]

Cupid going awful

[novel crater]

@spice hornet u up today

I gotta do kays wins and I refuse to play with Tony lmao

[copper fox]

Damn you finally just passed my 3s by 10 points

Good job

[lavish quest]

They need to fix that when I'm in my house, and queue. When I return from the queue, I'm put in the portal room

[spice hornet]

Kaylux?

[novel crater]

ye

Dev War MW

[fierce elm]

it is awful

we are playing ret/warr/hpriest

[copper fox]

That sounds atrocious

[copper fox]

You play dev?

[fierce elm]

Dk/hunter runs us over

lmao

[novel crater]

u need a pres

[fierce elm]

Yeah thanks G

I also need a non-warrior

and he needs a fire mage

lmao

[copper fox]

Lmfao

[novel crater]

BROTHER MY DEV GAMPLAY IS R1

[copper fox]

yea ok

[novel crater]

I pressed blue beam

[fierce elm]

but alas, we play the hand we are dealt

[novel crater]

and win

nothing can touch u since u have perma freedom

broken class

[copper fox]

Santi crushing the prot ladder too

Santi and kennie should kiss

[novel crater]

no need to tell us your fantasies Meth

[copper fox]

I can’t bring myself to make my house

Idk why

[sharp meteor]

for me its like

too much

10 rooms 50000 things its like

i just wanna lil sand cave

[copper fox]

Literally same

I want an outhouse

I’ll just live there

Delete the small starting house

[wheat jay]

in wow?

[copper fox]

Yea I need internet irl to play wow and live in my outhouse

[wheat jay]

mhm

is house in wow even useful?

for anything?

or it just less useful garrison?

[sharp meteor]

its purely cosmetic

[copper fox]

Which is better imo

No forced progression or anything

Just chillin (if wanted)

[worldly oriole]

ITS JUST joever

[haughty jewel]

https://www.twitch.tv/notmes/clip/AbnegateSilkyHareBlargNaut-Z1xsZFe83phA-hQm

Watch this

[copper fox]

@worldly oriole 160g jasmine rice, 250g grilled chicken, 60g broccoli and 10ML of evoo… off day meal 2 drop yours lets go

[fierce elm]

I cba gathering allthe shit for it

Because blizzard wants us to spend 300 gold per bush

[copper fox]

Classic DK hunter strategy

[worldly oriole]

lol i had 3 small pancakes and eggs bacon and potatoes for breakfast

@copper fox

im inting?

[haughty jewel]

Did u watch waht i did

Watch me

WAtch ME

[copper fox]

Yes

[copper fox]

OKAY SEC

[wheat jay]

inflation finally caught up for tony to get elite on dh?

[haughty jewel]

i got elite on DH

im pro on dh

[sharp meteor]

queued with moonkin who wanted his conquest wep and watched him blow rets heads smooth off at 2390 so i think inflation sort of in

[copper fox]

LMAO I didn’t see that @haughty jewel

Inflation is definitely in

[wheat jay]

lmao, as funny as it looks, it is disgusting and should be nerfed/redesigned/removed/whatever

[copper fox]

Seifcham is glad

[wheat jay]

xD

[sharp meteor]

ah ye theres the sign to q up

[haughty jewel]

Whats the macro on this

[copper fox]

10g of protein and 200g of fake plastics

[sharp meteor]

mcdonalds so mid for its price

get decent meat for half the price and make a considerably better burger

also the pie

[copper fox]

Yea Wendy’s is king now btw

[haughty jewel]

Just say youre broke

[spice hornet]

This is the best inflation indicator in the game

[spice hornet]

Diet Coke? Massive L deer

Dawg

[haughty jewel]

YOu drink regular coke

[sharp meteor]

wym mcdonalds is the epitome of poor people food

[haughty jewel]

U fat shit fuck

FUCK U

MCDONADLS IS SO GOOD

[spice hornet]

Mcds slaps

[sharp meteor]

overpriced for mid at absolute best

[spice hornet]

Diet Coke is for morons

[haughty jewel]

WHAT

ITS 0 CALORIES

VERY EFFICIENT INTAKE OF CAFFIENE

WHILE BALANCING FLAVORS AND DELICIOUS

[sharp meteor]

idk what diff is but i think zero tastier

[fierce elm]

diet coke and 2 apple pies

that goes dummy hard

[spice hornet]

Dummy regarded

[fierce elm]

yall just jealous

[sharp meteor]

You people need to learn how to make a burger.

[spice hornet]

Went to hawaiii in May and they still serve the fried apple pies

[fierce elm]

also is that a dbl quarter cheese with only cheese and pickles

[spice hornet]

Smash burgers on my blackstone

[fierce elm]

We got those here

and they fucking bang

[sharp meteor]

Yeeee.

[haughty jewel]

Making a burger is gay

Cooking is for woemn

[spice hornet]

When you join a discord channel it plays a gay porn soundboard

[fierce elm]

The McDonalds fried apple pie is easily a top 5 human creation in history

[haughty jewel]

Proof?

[sharp meteor]

Paying more for lower quality food is just crazy, especially when it's made by a depressed teenager.

[spice hornet]

McDonald’s fries are actually goated when they are made properly aka not sitting for 3 hours

[sharp meteor]

Ye, the fries are aight.

[haughty jewel]

I have rating to gain

[sharp meteor]

We shall ignore the negative health implications because they're tasty.

[haughty jewel]

I need sustinence

[spice hornet]

How does Flokk get money

[fierce elm]

WoW boosting

[wheat jay]

https://youtube.com/shorts/5DsMDsL0W74?si=WyHMdIcTyHDaXaJd

[fierce elm]

Boost 4 ubereats

[wheat jay]

@lavish quest

[haughty jewel]

Lol WoW Boosting

Hell no

[sharp meteor]

competing with third worlders dong it for 12 dolla an hour

[spice hornet]

12 is pretty generous

[wheat jay]

Yall prefer kfc or mcd?

Cuz ngl kfc imo is infinitely better

[spice hornet]

KFC in America isn’t good anymore

[fierce elm]

McD

[spice hornet]

It died many years ago

[wheat jay]

Sadge

[sharp meteor]

I don't think I've ever had KFC.

[fierce elm]

Hot take: BK slaps

[wheat jay]

Bro kentucky gold granderd, double chicke

[sharp meteor]

Also don't really understand McDonalds place when their food isn't great nor cheap.

[spice hornet]

BK chicken fries are good

[wheat jay]

Give me 20 imma ask for 20 more

[fierce elm]

BK just slaps

[spice hornet]

Fast food in general now

Is that

[sharp meteor]

Yeah maybe I have that long covid but the quality of stuff is either

way down

and/or the price up

[spice hornet]

I think we’ll see a lot of franchises close

[sharp meteor]

sad watchin lot of decent places go under

[spice hornet]

It’s already happening in ca. lots of Wendy’s, five guys, Carl’s Jr, Jack in the box closing

[fierce elm]

Five guys is so fucking expensive

its wild

[sharp meteor]

ya

[spice hornet]

I would not be surprised if five guys goes out of business

I will be sad their Cajun fries are pretty good

[copper fox]

Is Flokk a day trader

[haughty jewel]

no

[copper fox]

Wait

Ex military

House paid for etc

[spice hornet]

I made a couple grand last week day trading

[haughty jewel]

i do consulting for billionaires

[copper fox]

Billionaires

[haughty jewel]

not even aj oke

[fierce elm]

”disability”

[haughty jewel]

i do shuffles while im on work calls

[copper fox]

I believed you until you said that

[haughty jewel]

i genuinely hit #1 while im on work calls

[spice hornet]

There’s like 4 wow players in my other discord and they are all on disability

[haughty jewel]

its why i dont do 3s

i dont have time to voice

and all that

[copper fox]

Kinda checks out ngl

[sharp meteor]

can novoice 3s

[haughty jewel]

i do no voice 3s

but the short q times

[sharp meteor]

ye

[haughty jewel]

make it very hard to do my job

[sharp meteor]

i like 45-90 minutes of qs and know so many people who are like

how does 5 hours of games sound

[copper fox]

What kind of consulting? Financial or business strategies or all of it

[haughty jewel]

business

[copper fox]

Nice

[haughty jewel]

strategy stuff

i dont know that much about finance at all

[spice hornet]

Imagine getting business advice from Flokk

[haughty jewel]

Lol run Colossus bro

Fukkkk

IM FINNA BUHHH

[spice hornet]

I don’t know the rotation

[copper fox]

I do consulting for some of the biggest meme pages in the internet

[haughty jewel]

Rly

[copper fox]

Yep

[haughty jewel]

let me add u

[lavish quest]

I think the USA needs to start adopting a policy similar to this lmao

[wheat jay]

y'all dont have clankers

you have...

[lavish quest]

Just similar

[wheat jay]

mhmm

[copper fox]

Wait that’s @sharp meteor lol

[sharp meteor]

Hey, that is me.

Literally can't win a game to save my life on Kenns so Caleb and Lill are my mains now gg.

[wheat jay]

lmao

[lavish quest]

Imagine being the other guys facing tony and Kennie

[copper fox]

And you don’t even know they reside in the only valid wow discord as regulars

You’re just literally left out of a clique in that lobby

BUMS

[wheat jay]

6-0?

[sharp meteor]

my last lob of s2 was a 6-0 in like a moonkin ww and somethin else lob

[lavish quest]

Yet they 2-4'd

[sharp meteor]

wish kenns wasnt bad luck magnet

get an afk

a dc

mage lob

mage lob

[wheat jay]

xD

and tony

[sharp meteor]

i kind of neutral slightly positive about havoc

havoc double caster i just die to cleave passively like a trash mob

sry team just taking 3m dps that i cant block

[copper fox]

Kennie saw Tony and was like well there’s 2 auto losses

How did that other warrior only win 2

That’s actually such a good warr lob

[novel crater]

Prot does surprisingly well into not decent warriors

They just train people through bodyguard

No one even has tank abilities on betterblizzframes

Its the same with bear

[quaint osprey]

its just MM every Arena Game until midnight now huh

[novel crater]

And all tanks

[copper fox]

Ngl I’ve adapted pretty well to mm on warr

I have issues with other lobbies not even mm lobbies anymore

[novel crater]

Mm is just a train all day lobby for me

[copper fox]

Mm boomy tho you go boomy and peel mm cds

I had 2 lobbies like that yesterday

[sharp meteor]

the thing i wanna see most

is dps warr and bm

esp in lobs with no more than 1 ranged/caster

[copper fox]

I’m about to press q on the 1 button space goat

2300 mmr isn’t safe

Anymore

[lavish quest]

When you run into me, just throw

Trust

[copper fox]

I will

@sharp meteor does guardian in ss basically attempt to play like a feral in cat mostly or does it do more dmg in bear

[ebon steeple]

Can't tell you the last time I saw a warr in rss

Above 2400

[copper fox]

Idk I haven’t qd above 2400 in a while lol

[ebon steeple]

It's mostly boomies, rets, hunters and mages

Dks too

[sharp meteor]

ye

bear cutoff should be higher

but its prob hardest tank

cos its just

undertuned feral

[copper fox]

Someone’s just gotta q

There’s so much dmg in the game rn you can just cc and win with your garbage dmg because you have a mm fire mage or boomy carrying dmg

[sharp meteor]

boomie mage do nothing except run around at 2k

which is why its misery to get as tank

cos u lose with

[copper fox]

Yea but

Everyone at 2k runs around doing nothing

Including healers

Wait alpha challenge is interesting

[sharp meteor]

not rly unless

it has some heroic throw interaction

[copper fox]

what do you mean

its just you creating increased dmg for your team

[sharp meteor]

alright so

its on a 20s cd

and requires autos to refresh

generally only worth on warr imo in shuff

[copper fox]

hmm yea im doing more dmg in bear but i need a lot more gear tuning

[frank knoll]

I faced one
generally was just annoying
Was playing precog and spamming clones
Was also playing in cat a lot yeah

It was that Arrowassassin YouTuber
At like 1900 early in the season

[spice hornet]

@sharp meteor are the people who get guardian r1 in the soloq actually good?

Both brackets

[copper fox]

The current r1 guardian is also a r1 ss hunter

[spice hornet]

Ah

But any like

[frank knoll]

I’m thinking about gearing an Ele for SS

[spice hornet]

Guardian mains

That don’t play anything else

[copper fox]

No

Ele is ass

Like actually ass

[sharp meteor]

theres usally two real players

[copper fox]

wait nvm i just checked

its not the hunter

[frank knoll]

I need to log off for a bit then

[copper fox]

just has his name

[copper fox]

lol why

if youre looking for op just do a fire mage

never cast

zoom around

[robust hearth]

im tryna gear my warrior up for bg blitz thru crafted pvp gear

im out of the loop on things for warriors since dragonflight season 4

all i heard is just warriors are squishy now

verse mastery for fury?

slayer?

[frank knoll]

Wont sink to the level of playing Mage
Also Shuffle full of MMs

Ele doesn’t cast either

[copper fox]

Yea but ele sucks

[frank knoll]

Is it a numbers tuning thing ?

[wheat jay]

Brother what are those lies

You're here everyday

[robust hearth]

i dont pay attention what yall say

[robust hearth]

thts what i last heard

[copper fox]

40% vers, 31-33% haste, rest mastery, MT for every map except FC maps

[worldly oriole]

brah I drank 3 toxic waste yesterday felt like dying lol

[copper fox]

And 2v2 @ bs/ market

[wheat jay]

Play colossus, onetap people through 5% crit blessings from god

[robust hearth]

colossus ass

one tapping does sound nice tho

im just tryna collect the elite set lol

[copper fox]

Then just shuffle as slayer rq

Takes 4 games

[robust hearth]

eeew arenas

i just like shutting my brain off and zugging

[wheat jay]

Abuse shuffle, ez

Get 1300, then do a quick 5-1 or 6-0

[quaint osprey]

Dang im at 26% vers ☠️

How do you get to 40

[lavish quest]

Put on pvp gear

[copper fox]

^ lol

[quaint osprey]

So you mean post scaling

Not raw Gear

[wheat jay]

Yes

[quaint osprey]

Ok

[wheat jay]

Pvp gear + scaling

[dim thunder]

Ugh, gotta go gear now if I want to get the elite set since I stopped playing for six months.

[copper fox]

It’s lower than starting mmr

You’ll be alright

[lavish quest]

But what if I lose a bunch?

[dim thunder]

I actually like the colors of this seasons elite sets for plate, so actually worth doing on all my plate classes.

[lavish quest]

You sure about that DK set?

[spice hornet]

Why would anyone b talkin about non-scaled stats

[wheat jay]

https://tenor.com/view/confusion-uganda-pasta-confusion-of-da-highest-orda-gif-17341129

[sterile moth]

Crafting rings and neck really hurts your vers number too

[spice hornet]

Mage lowkenuinely pisses me the tf off icl

[dim thunder]

Okay, maybe less so that one.

[copper fox]

They’re part of your bis tho and they get you to 40%

[sterile moth]

Running 47% vers on an alt with less haste has felt good tbh

[copper fox]

That’s insanely not optimal

lol

But hey if it’s working

Whatever

[robust hearth]

did i fuck myself by making my warrior a dracthyr? lol

my thought process is if i get knock i can double jump/hover

and the extra 2% mastery racial

[lavish quest]

Drac is fine

Live your dream

[robust hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/torvak-warlock-torvak-oathbreaker-gif-19444669

[ebon steeple]

Any race can be good

Hell the top warr in 3s right now is mag'har but it is smexxin

[lavish quest]

Not quite what we got

verysadge

[sterile moth]

Sometimes just staying alive in shuffle > everything else. If I die in the opener in optimal gear and get trained the rest of the rounds it sucks too.
I know- l2play

[wheat jay]

Meanwhile lost ark getting dragon lady class

https://youtu.be/hyR1jERwqRs?si=Gc10-SEMbImG2Pue

This could have been drachtyr you know

Evoker

Polearm, fire magic, dragon shit

Not wonky ass beta scaly

[copper fox]

Yea that’s definitely a you issue not a warrior issue

[lavish quest]

Yeah... but top down thing

[lavish quest]

Let's not be hasty

[wheat jay]

True

[copper fox]

@wheat jay 2292

Almost there lol

[worldly oriole]

Im Just Tryna Become. a Six Figure Man

[green wharf]

we would get that

but some blue haired weirdo at blizzard though the race should be androgynous with no armor

[wheat jay]

Lmao good

[still lagoon]

I need some tips for how to be better in pvp specifically at not getting kited. Sometimes a really good hunter or mage is jus so slippery and I end up slow walking at them the whole match. How do I get better at sticking to my target without them getting away so easily. Mostly speaking for 2s here. As I randomly have the hardest time against some slippery players it seems

Any info is appreciated

[wheat jay]

You're not catching them.if they play well, you will have damage moments with spear, stuns, and your mobility

But their tools are better

[copper fox]

@novel crater that’s a tokyoghoul pilot btw

You’re never beating them

They’re not going to fuck up

[still lagoon]

That’s really how it feels. Like they are unreachable. So that’s just how it plays, I have to find my moments then ok.

[exotic storm]

spear for the most part seems a waste, so many classes just pop something and there out

[still lagoon]

I don’t run spear at the moment kinda for that reason. Would pop it and ppl jus always get out it felt

[novel crater]

the #2 prot?

[copper fox]

No the hunter that’s with meep

[novel crater]

ahh okok

[copper fox]

Yea that’s literally a awc team

Basically

lol

[solemn elm]

hiya

[green wharf]

what you guys think about fury apex shenanigans

[robust hearth]

spam ramapge

[green wharf]

1% for 8 secs, does a new stack refresh it

[robust hearth]

i like it

[green wharf]

does it not

[robust hearth]

stack it with deathwish

gg

[green wharf]

what is the stack count, like you can stack to 29

[robust hearth]

deathweish is 10

5% daamge per stack

so 50% increase daamge

• zerker buff

+apex talent

g fucking g

zerker 35% icnrease daamge

drawback ur super squishy

zerker icnreases ur daamge by 35% and icnreases ur damage taken by 10%

[ebon steeple]

Basically hit what you can, if the mage blinks and you have nothing to catch him. Hit the healer on your way to the mage.

[robust hearth]

deathwish icnreases damage u deal and take by 5% per stack

[ebon steeple]

Better to hit someone then nothing

[robust hearth]

zerker+ deathwish max stacks= 80% increased damage (with 85% damage taken)

thts without popping ur CDs too

jsut need a dedicated pocket healer

hpally

[copper fox]

Hello @solemn elm

[robust hearth]

to give u freedoms

[solemn elm]

hey friend :D

[green wharf]

somehow i think that is not how it will go

[robust hearth]

never know till u try

[lavish quest]

That's higher than me

SadgeCry

[spice hornet]

Tony is the 2300 mmr terrorist

[sharp meteor]

i limped out of the worst shuff lobby in a while with 2-4 and a healer was saying i was wintrading

i swear these people

[elfin surge]

@fickle forge

[fickle forge]

Where GM5

[copper fox]

Good work Tony

[spice hornet]

Is it?

Isn't tony an mglad DH

[copper fox]

Yea dude caught me off guard lmfao

[copper fox]

Yea and?

[worldly oriole]

xds

the retail community is so tox

tbc classic is coming though

[solemn elm]

hmm

outskilled?

poor jerr

can’t even help him cause i’m fucking covered

i hate everything sometimes

[green wharf]

balanced

[copper fox]

Outplayed

[green wharf]

its actually insane they are letting this go for so long

they must be rly only on beta now

[hot solstice]

-30% from scales btw

[robust hearth]

Classic community is even worse

[robust hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/you-did-it-bar-hand-shake-gif-14892171329984475649

[robust hearth]

Ppl still playing this gacha garbo?

[sharp meteor]

sniper spec

blows your head off

No tuning til Midnight

[green wharf]

in line with the theme

checks out

[urban skiff]

Wife still stuck on what healer alt should be her next

Anyone know a good resource where it's broken down by what you want to do most during a match? I.e. "If you want to spend most of the game dodging people and blasting damage then play prevoker"-style

[robust hearth]

BOOM 1 tricked KIRIKO support and i never healed once i played ninja back line harasser kiriko

@elfin surge

[magic wing]

OW ?

[urban skiff]

@fierce elm make me feel better for being such a noob

[wheat jay]

oof

man's 0-6 in a 1600 lobby

[urban skiff]

I know i'm bad

but man

[wheat jay]

i'd legit just quit pvp and enjoy housing at this point

[urban skiff]

Guy needs some reflection

[wheat jay]

real haha

[urban skiff]

he's even playing assa

[wheat jay]

oof

[urban skiff]

Convinced my wife to play rsham, I need a TLDR heal guide for her to start out with

[wheat jay]

why rsham

didnt she play priest?

maybe you should play something that's not dogshit in 2s so she can have fun?

[urban skiff]

I want to mess around with unholy / war / assa / survival / dh in 2s

and I don't want to mess up her disc rating doing that

[wheat jay]

dh or survi

in 2s

smh man

[urban skiff]

huh

I can't tell if that's good or bad

I just want another angle to gear up that isn't suffer in shuffle or crate for hours

and I think learning another healer might help her better understand healing or the flow of the game so imho winwin

another struggle lobby

[wheat jay]

that's a fine lobby ngl

what is there to stop you from killing healer or dh

one bop?

done

[urban skiff]

communion half the games

bop

all the stuns

[wheat jay]

communion = swap healer, done

[urban skiff]

monk teleport

[wheat jay]

win

monk teleport when youre not killing monk?

[urban skiff]

no no no

you don't understand sub at low mmr

team mate immediate drs everybody

everybody piles on me as soon as I show and there's never a healer who can keep you alive vs DH and DK and Ret

[wheat jay]

Oh right I forgot its low mmr xD

Ye its rip then

[urban skiff]

this game I just had to wait 30 seconds for my team to stop using stuns

[wheat jay]

Man playing rogue with bad teammates has to be pure torment

[urban skiff]

at least I won

[urban skiff]

it's why I do it

[wheat jay]

Like usually with a rogue on my team I win games as sruvi

[urban skiff]

shit i spend so long waiting

[wheat jay]

Like, all I say with sub is, ill throw a trap after evrry stun on healer if I have it

Sometimes rogue just tells me to take care of healer and we're also good

I basically unbind binding shot lol

[urban skiff]

best i could do was 4 wins

[wheat jay]

still good

who did you go for?

[urban skiff]

I had to swap a lot

I had the monk down to like 5% 3 times and didn't land the kill

mostly I made the healers really nervous then swapped to whichever dps didn't have any stun dr

[wheat jay]

as god intended

[urban skiff]

One time one of their dps was at 5% for ages and I was just chilling next to the healer with whatever cc I had to just lock him down and we still didn't land the kill

then I got back down to the rest and immediately died in the first stun

[wheat jay]

lmao

[urban skiff]

Full KS -> blind -> gouge -> dance came up so I put two stuns in him

so that should have been ample time for the others to secure the kill but still I got hit with a "bro...."

I didn't have any step charges or sprint so it's not like I could have gone and secured the kill for him

In hindsight I should have settled with KS blind and helped with the kill

[frank knoll]

500 point lead in Arathi blown because my team refused to not waste time fighting at BS while me and one other dude pulled our hair out trying to cap nodes

[fierce elm]

NOOB

[robust hearth]

yes

[urban skiff]

thanks

can someone explain what happened here?

first time I log in on my prot in ages

@sharp meteor m8, you did something to my talent loadout

[lavish quest]

@wheat jay We didn't dive. Maybe this week

[wheat jay]

Oh right

Ok im 100% down

[fickle forge]

Zercher still in his submissive arc

[urban skiff]

More like got back into it to get some conq so i can mess around with assa

I finally gave up trying to be sub fulltime

[exotic storm]

leap away? charge-stun-slow=run away, spear-run away?

[urban skiff]

Context, buddy

[exotic storm]

you said you had trouble vs the ret-dk-dh, these are some things you can try to kite and live longer

[urban skiff]

I think you need to scroll just a bit further up, this was my sub rogue 🙂