pvp

[green wharf]

BFA was fine, the questing, the leveling

only the main story was ass

[robust hearth]

Someone once told me "go play league of legends like all the other WOW pvpers went to"

I got bored of LoL

[green wharf]

cause lol is shit and braindead

at least play dota if you want complxity and skill expression

[sterile moth]

Anyone use a rendless colossus build?

[green wharf]

why would you do that

[wheat jay]

https://youtube.com/shorts/o43Od94qYbQ?si=zqRnsuW4HZKRqtKw

[sharp meteor]

Seems questionable.

[copper fox]

Don’t do this

[green wharf]

this is from like an old brazilian meme

[spice hornet]

Only the greatest of warriors can handle this build

[worldly oriole]

Its So Joever For World Of Warcraft

lol

[ebon steeple]

Not really

[frank knoll]

I was convinced that Rift would kill WoW
It almost did

[sharp meteor]

"It almost did"

[worldly oriole]

almost only counts in grenades and horseshoes

#Boomer

[copper fox]

The closest anything came to killing wow was classic wow’s release lmao

Killing retail^

Nothing ever came close

That’s a meme btw

[lavish quest]

Men getting girlfriends*

[copper fox]

Yea not ideal

[green wharf]

wow is th wow killer

microsoft still will do it

[lavish quest]

Thankfully all of the data shows wow is safe

[worldly oriole]

yeah im super thankful

[copper fox]

Tony safe af

[worldly oriole]

I did 300lb deadlifts today like a warrior@copper fox

[copper fox]

Huge nice

[green anchor]

for a while I thought Wildstar was gonna be it

but they mismanaged the game so hard

especially pvp

it had some crazy hard pve raid content

[hot solstice]

Is that how they prune mobility?

[robust hearth]

original demonic gateway when it came out in MOP had to be charged after somone uses it

like the gate will still be there but it will be unusuable until after u filled it with soulshards

to recharge it

[hot solstice]

Zin'rokh or Arcanite Ripper? Idk how to spent time before Midnight. What looks cooler guys?

[green wharf]

Arcanite for ure

the zinrokh sword is more for status

shit is so low resolution

cant even use

[hot solstice]

Sadly corrupted Ashbringer is no longer available

I am wearing t3 so low resolution doesnt matter

[spice hornet]

@worldly oriole how is the job search goin ma boi?

[spice hornet]

🦗

[novel crater]

was just in the worse warrior lobby ive seen all season

[subtle imp]

Gg go next

As an aside, it's poggers that both hero trees for arms are viable

I feel like that's rare

[urban skiff]

man you definitely aren't playing in my league

double mage v double war with a prev and rsham to really hammer home how little we're allowed to move

[boreal veldt]

wouldn't even know what to do here

bait their opener then run away?

[urban skiff]

idk, I ended up going 3-3

which i take it to mean I didn't figure anything out that changes anything

[boreal veldt]

my favorite kind of lobby is the ambiguous win con

[urban skiff]

how come?

[boreal veldt]

if i knew, it wouldn't be ambiguous

[urban skiff]

No I mean how come it's your favorite?

is it the same reason I play souls games blind?

[boreal veldt]

oh, well jokes aside, it kinda just makes it player skill affirming

like warriors are obviously not good into mages so it's easy to bet against em

then you get a decent outcome anyway

idk

[urban skiff]

we back in the 2200s

[urban skiff]

this fucking lobby man

[wheat jay]

How are you losing??????

WHERE DMG?

[urban skiff]

mage is cheating and the dk is afking

[wheat jay]

CAP

Dk afking doubling your dmg????

[wheat jay]

WHY IS AFK DK DOING MORE DMG THAN YOU?

[urban skiff]

probably because of how much damage and cc the rogue mage did first two rounds?

[wheat jay]

WHY ARE YOU DOING LOW DMG

More damgur = more wins

[urban skiff]

WHO DO YOU WANT ME TO HIT WITH A FIRE MAGE AND ASSA ROGUE WHO ARE BOTH TAKING TRIPS BETWEEN BANGKOK AND GREENLAND?

[wheat jay]

WHOEVER DK GRIPS

[urban skiff]

DK DOESN'T GRIP

oh look back

[frank knoll]

Win 8 in a row
Lose two
Second loss I lose CR

MMR was like 2350 I was in a 1900 game
CR only 1700
I don’t understand

[urban skiff]

that doesn't make sense, no

[wheat jay]

Screenshots

Or we can't help you

[urban skiff]

wtf

they're gonna hit me so lol, afk

[wheat jay]

Smh

[urban skiff]

balance died somehow

voidweaver v holy so fuck

Yeah this is a garbage map to face destro moonkin

oof

[lavish quest]

The idea of the Zerch actually hitting 2400 some day...

[fickle forge]

Why is Zercher on warr

[wheat jay]

Like vesa

Miracle

[lavish quest]

Tbf, she went after it like a rabid animal. A rabid furry really

[fierce elm]

this season

[lavish quest]

I won't even hit 2400 this season

[wheat jay]

True

@bright kraken do you have rabies?

Have you had vaccinations?

[bright kraken]

no

[bright kraken]

yes, im autistic now

[lavish quest]

Now?

[bright kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-ak47-gun-go-brrrr-feline-weaponry-animal-gun-gif-446625065755922104

[wheat jay]

Always have been

[wheat jay]

https://tenor.com/view/orc-smile-gif-10315643652749609661

[lavish quest]

Why the gif? You just ruined the kitty pic

[urban skiff]

I'm leapfrogging but I keep playing whichever character is higher so I keep going down

what the hell

Why are all my lobbies weird?

Haven't seen boomies at all now I see 3 2 shuffles in a row

[wheat jay]

Cuz he looks like an orc with that fang lmao

[lavish quest]

susge

[wheat jay]

Does he not?

https://tenor.com/view/shai-hulud-sandworm-dune-worm-dune-dune-2-sardaukar-gif-5826933029886743139

You dont wanna know his name

[worldly oriole]

tis the season to be jolly

[lavish quest]

Why not? The cat my parents have, was just a cat that showed up one day and slowly got used to us. I just call him "homeless"

Even though we've had him for many years now

[worldly oriole]

Holy shit this medicine I take makes me have vivid dreams every night. its like. a movie theater in my head

[green wharf]

ow orc cat, nice

[urban skiff]

this keeps up imma get 2400 on shaman before warrior

and way way way fewer games

lol

I was literally so close to winning and died just as i popped offensives

[wheat jay]

Not gonna have a gnome cat duh

[urban skiff]

I did a shaman queue

inching closer to page1

[lavish quest]

This simply cannot be

[urban skiff]

Man if I had time I would carve out clips showing how much control i had over that game

[wheat jay]

He's bound to improve after 5k games

Look vesa

[lavish quest]

I'm fairly confident she had the power of anime and furries on her side tho

[wheat jay]

So, weak?

[lavish quest]

Yes she was, why she needed furry power duh

[wheat jay]

Fair enough

[elfin surge]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-fire-fnaf-3-ending-hospital-disaster-gif-1976739374427047349

[frank knoll]

Yeah if my CR is higher than the MMR of the lobby I shouldn’t lose rating right ?

[wheat jay]

Not rly, all depends on many things

How many lost rounds

[frank knoll]

Sorry lower not higher

[wheat jay]

Mmr of the lobby and so on

[frank knoll]

This was a Blitz btw

[wheat jay]

Oh, disgusting

[exotic storm]

are elite weps 2100 again this season?

[urban skiff]

Your mmr leads your cr. If mmr is ahead you should be losing mmr before cr.

[sonic heron]

Y

[urban skiff]

Like when the diff is big. When the diff is small it will split cr and mmr loss

[frank knoll]

Yeah that’s what I’m saying
My MMR is like 2300
I’ve only lost 2 games
My CR is 1700
I’m only getting 30 rating per win now for some reason
This lobby MMR was 1950
I lost 10 rating

[copper fox]

How many games have you played total. Also in blitz the max you can get after 1600ish is 32cr

[green wharf]

even when my mmr was like 2400 in blitz

i only won max 20

[urban skiff]

wait was it blitz or shuff?

If it's shuffle I could only answer what goes on if I have the end game screenshot + something like this showing all combinations of wins and losses and who is on what team

[copper fox]

Just mean your cr was basically 2400 also

If your mmr is 150+ over your cr you at guaranteed 28-32. This doesn’t change for anyone

18-20 is standard if your mmr matches your cr or is within 50-100ish

[green wharf]

[lavish quest]

Blitz is fun

:)

[worldly oriole]

Its Patch Day?

Im Making A Neighborhood For Unemployeds Lel

[lavish quest]

So none of us are invited

verysadge

[wheat jay]

Rip

Too successful for Tony's party

[lavish quest]

But yet not successful enough to have money

It's a real bitch ain't it

[wheat jay]

Indeed

Think of it as glad push

You start at low rating, low money

They more you play the more you learn the higher your rating/money

[lavish quest]

And end at low rating low money

KEKW

[wheat jay]

XD

The grind is what matters

Some do it in 100 games

Some do it like vesa or zercher

[lavish quest]

I mean, on the real. I'm vibin. Feel poor but ain't poor. Beating both the median and average net worth by age

Maining warrior pays, obviously

[urban skiff]

we need a skyhold EU neighbourhood

so we can spell it with the U like GOD intended.

[fierce elm]

Skuhold

[urban skiff]

SKUHULD

GUD intended it

[wheat jay]

I wouldn't wanna live close to any of you degenerates

[urban skiff]

sh sh shhhhh

No germans here

https://youtu.be/IYNN0NnCRTc

COUNTDOWN UNTIL I CAN PLAY THE BAE

[wheat jay]

Mehh

I wanna play monster hunter man

[urban skiff]

Elden Ring is monster hunter

[wheat jay]

But im stuck in fking warsaw...

[wheat jay]

Bur boring

Elden was too slow for me

[wheat jay]

I was falling asleep lmao

[urban skiff]

Bet you were dodging too much

[wheat jay]

Not rly

[urban skiff]

Only way to play is sprint and jump

[wheat jay]

Its just slow

[urban skiff]

if you roll you're a puss

[wheat jay]

You dont sprint and jump when fighting a boss my guy

[urban skiff]

YOU ABSOLUTELY DO

What the fuck

[wheat jay]

You sprint to the boss

You jump once every 20 hours

[urban skiff]

OIJAWEOÆUHJAWEKÆJHUAWKHUEÆAHKWÆEHKÆAWEHKWAE

[wheat jay]

If you know all patterns

[urban skiff]

@fierce elm help he's triggering me

lmao no

[wheat jay]

DO YOU SPRINT AND JUMP WHEN FIGHTING MALENIA?

You don't

[urban skiff]

YES

[wheat jay]

Mohg, you dont

[urban skiff]

YES

I

DO

[wheat jay]

Send video of you doing 0 dodges on them

Pure jumps and sprinting

[urban skiff]

easy fucking shit, because I put on so much gear i only have fat rolls

[wheat jay]

Oh right

Why didnt you start with you being a bitch?

Smh

[urban skiff]

first playthrough I got naked and fought whatshisface for hours without levelling up just to feel something

[wheat jay]

Its a borijg game

[urban skiff]

Only if you play like you're afraid of failure

[wheat jay]

The only difference between weapons is whether you can do one or two attacks in your window

[urban skiff]

You're warrior main, play like it

[wheat jay]

Dps, not tank

You played tank lmao

[urban skiff]

First playthrough I didn't know what the established level cap would be so I just settled on 60 until sometime after the dog with the sword

whatshisface

All strength build, only way to play

When that got too easy I moved into SL1 runs

[urban skiff]

If you want I can show you the math between light rolls and heavy rolls in damage reduction

Fat rolling does not equal being a tank

it just means your endurance is low

But besides monster hunter rise, elden ring is infinitely faster paced than monster hunter. Only takes a couple of hits to die, can kill the boss in a few really good strikes.

Meanwhile monsterhunter has you wailing at a toenail for 15 minutes, 9 if you're a speed runner.

[wheat jay]

Dont care, i always had medium rolls

[wheat jay]

Lmao

[urban skiff]

Medium Rolling is the easy mode

Best mix of iframes and defensive%

[wheat jay]

Not my fault good drip was medium

[urban skiff]

I'm not one of the snobs who are going to say a playstyle doesn't count. Just that if you find elden ring boring, you're either playing too cautiously or neglect your damage stats

SL1 NG+ is where the fun is at

That's where you can run around with two guts' swords

Or dualwield the toe shield or whatever itis

thumb

[wheat jay]

I dunno, I had 0 hp at some point, playing full dmg

[fierce elm]

Pretty sure the jump and sprint attack thing was nerfed

because the poise damage was crazy

[wheat jay]

Cuz i thought hp goes up with my lvl xD

[urban skiff]

When i beat the game it was the absolute worst way to paly

[wheat jay]

It also doesnt work on most weapons

[urban skiff]

powerstancing heavy weapons was so bad they had to buff it so many times, afaik they didn't nerf it after

[wheat jay]

At the start, two big weapons and jump attack was the easiest way to play iirc

[urban skiff]

noooooo

Dex bleed and int builds were the easiest by far

[wheat jay]

Long range, mad dmg, mad poise dmg

[urban skiff]

everyone had rivers of blood and shit

[wheat jay]

Ye, and str was doing jump attack only to cheese poise

So, you played easy mode, in mad heavy armor to take 0 dmg, and you facetanked the game?

[urban skiff]

The recovery time after jump attack was super long

[wheat jay]

No it wasnt

It was mad fast

[urban skiff]

no

lol

[lavish quest]

Wouldn't have freedom

[wheat jay]

Bro now you're just trying to sound like you didnt play easy mode xD

[urban skiff]

I'm reading through the patchnotes right now

[wheat jay]

Smh zercher

[urban skiff]

https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Patch+Notes

[wheat jay]

Dont care, you played easy mode

[urban skiff]

everything

everything says decreased recovery time, increased cast time for strength weapons and skills

buffs everywhere because strength was bad

[wheat jay]

Jump attack not included, cuz it was already fast

You spammed the one thing that was op with collosal weapons

And dude colossal weapons?

Poise broken in 2 fast hits?

What a gamer

Smh zercher

[lavish quest]

I'm sorry, the proper way to play Elden ring was use the biggest stick you could find

Then eventually the two biggest sticks you could find

[wheat jay]

I used shiny stick from wife

[frank knoll]

10 or 11

[lavish quest]

I dunno why getting pegged is your strat

[frank knoll]

Sorry for the late replies
I’ve been at my place of employment

[wheat jay]

She didn't peg me, I proposed, gave her the wedding ring

[urban skiff]

the patch after that one has buffs to jump attack

[wheat jay]

She said yes and gave me shiny bonker

[urban skiff]

and after that and after that and after that

[wheat jay]

Dont care, abuser...

[frank knoll]

Blitz
Aka what happened to @wheat jay country in 1939

[urban skiff]

Bet you played dex bleed 😄

[lavish quest]

Jump attacks are fine

[wheat jay]

Greatsword, then swapped to ranni sword cuz shiny

[lavish quest]

Finally made str not a added affix

[wheat jay]

No magic no dex

[lavish quest]

Onga bunga evolved to flying onga bunga

[wheat jay]

Still here lmao

Cockroach durability, horse virility

[frank knoll]

Because America saved the world
🇺🇸

[wheat jay]

And now y'all dont know what gender you are

How the mighty have fallen

[lavish quest]

Jokes on you, neither does the rest of work

[frank knoll]

I feel like Europe is worse about that then we are
I’ve met some pretty hard scary Polish dudes though

[lavish quest]

They all follow our stupidity

[worldly oriole]

this shit is like old days

its a snow day and im on call of duty lol

[spice hornet]

Everyday is a snow day for Alpha Man

[frank knoll]

We call them spicey white people here

[wheat jay]

Eastern europe built different lmao

[lavish quest]

But they still come here

And then tell me to find a gf...

Kinda fucked up when you think about it

[frank knoll]

Yeah they were sketchy roided out contractor guys at a UN compound
Big beards
Smoking cigs
Mean mugging everyone

I’ve heard Eastern European gfs are high maintenance

[lavish quest]

Maybe.

[wheat jay]

Polish dude telling you to find gf vs degenerates from na telling you you are the gf

[lavish quest]

It's more Eastern European wives telling me to find a gf lmao

[wheat jay]

Pick your piison

[lavish quest]

They're women.

[wheat jay]

Point still stands

[lavish quest]

One has an American husband. Other is also eastern eu

[lavish quest]

Maybe you understand why I avoid deez hoes

[wheat jay]

Reaaaaaaaaaal

[frank knoll]

What is it with you guys and BMWs
Im a mechanic and avoid those like the plague

[wheat jay]

Good, comfy, reliable, demands proper maintenance tho

I used to have e36 but rust ate it, previous owner was an idiot

And it was my favourite car

[frank knoll]

4 cylinder or 6 cylinder

[wheat jay]

Fuck knows

I knoe nothing about cars

[haughty jewel]

im half lithuanian so basically im polish

[wheat jay]

You're fully stupid tho

[haughty jewel]

:/

[wheat jay]

[haughty jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-gif-7523306793289960933

[frank knoll]

Polish Lithuanian commonwealth baby

[wheat jay]

Let me elaborate, youre not

Its not 1500

[frank knoll]

Bring that back
And the winged hussars

Start a war with Turkey

[urban skiff]

Anyone else impressed with how much German shit they love?

German cars, German sports leisure wear

[frank knoll]

I think German cars in Europe are just built different
Because there’s VWs and Beemers with like 300k miles over there

You don’t see that very often here

[wheat jay]

Leisure wear?

[urban skiff]

I think we just train our mechanics to follow instructions and have customers who pay for repairs

[haughty jewel]

thats my ancestry

[wheat jay]

Is that jewish?

[haughty jewel]

no

[frank knoll]

I haven’t worked on many BMWs cause I don’t fix cars for a living but the ones I’ve messed with have like crazy transmission issues, blown head gaskets, weird electrical stuff
At like 100k miles

[wheat jay]

[urban skiff]

A Mercedes i worked on came in for a regular check up plus brakes. Guy paid his 50k dkk without blinking and that was that

[urban skiff]

I think the term is athleisure? Like adidas

[frank knoll]

Dkk
Is that like Denmark dollars

[lavish quest]

I am the various Europeans, but then I moved onto Freedom

[wheat jay]

So, normal clothes for daily stuff?

[urban skiff]

7800 usd

[wheat jay]

Or at home?

[urban skiff]

For a regular service with oil change and stuff, plus brakes pads and disc in front or back

[urban skiff]

No

I mean kids are wearing that stuff these days but they do it ironically

[lavish quest]

7800?

[urban skiff]

Yup. Just a regular day at the Mercedes dealership

[lavish quest]

Were they diamond encrusted?

[wheat jay]

I dunno man, normal shit

[urban skiff]

Nope. Mercedes people are nuts. Like they're proud of paying extra for the same product.

[copper fox]

Flokks high af already at noon

[sonic heron]

That's feels like came out lf Facebook

[sterile moth]

What comp is smexxin running in 3s?

[sharp meteor]

as warr?

prob mage then hpal or pres

[sterile moth]

Nice. Just noticed he had climbed to 3rd on the US ladder

[urban skiff]

I don't understand this flavour of shitpost

[spice hornet]

war/mage/hpal i believe with pherix

[urban skiff]

@rancid granite new tier list

I can't wait for people to calmly discuss this with no weird takes

[fierce elm]

Gonna pass on this

[urban skiff]

Think imma go main the new DH spec

[fierce elm]

Like everyone else

[urban skiff]

it's so OP it's not even on the list

[urban skiff]

yea but I decided to do it before it was cool

I was also first mover on aug

Can't remember why I even stopped playing aug again, might just have been wanting to focus more on something else? Aug was hella fun

like enhancement on steroids

[rancid granite]

ONLY SKILLCAPPED COUNTS

[urban skiff]

they're doing a new thing these days instead of tier list

Which is smart, that's like 20+ videos all between 8 and 11 minutes long

[sharp meteor]

skillcapped is the duolingo of world of warcraft pvp

as in the people using it learn nothing

[urban skiff]

I think they both have value

but relying on them as the only source is a major mistake

[rancid granite]

they're still fun to watch :) but they definitely have value if you're actively looking for it

[urban skiff]

the trick is to get just good enough that you can discern which advice from SC is relevant to you and which isn't

[sharp meteor]

no

pick a spec

find r1 streamer of spec

ideally a second one

that's it

[urban skiff]

halp i picked enhancement

now what

[sharp meteor]

idk how anybody finds it fun to be below average on 10 diff specs

like anybody can log each alt and get an elite set

shuffle starter mmr is literally 2k

u can get rival with a 30% wr

idgi

[urban skiff]

Beginners don't have enough base knowledge to be able to gather information from a R1 streamer just playing

[fierce elm]

Tier lists have zero value for anyone involved

[urban skiff]

I don't get any better at chess by watching R1 chess players

[sharp meteor]

as opposed to you

who also has zero base knowledge

[urban skiff]

Literally zero% better

[fierce elm]

Yknow

you can make this argument for anything

[urban skiff]

I tried watching supatease do his road to 2400 in shuffle as enhancement and it was just completely impossible to get anything useful from that

[fierce elm]

idk how anybody finds it fun to play blitz whatsoever and try to snipe queues at 3am

[fierce elm]

Supatease is not an enhance player though

You would get good stuff from watching Ronnie for example

[urban skiff]

yet he did better than me

[fierce elm]

Yeah because he is a better player than you

[urban skiff]

and plays better than me

yea exactly

[fierce elm]

But I wouldn't watch someone who doesnt play my spec play my spec and expect to learn something

[urban skiff]

There should be something meaningful to gather from it, instead I didn't get anything at all

[fierce elm]

I would just watch the big dawgs

[urban skiff]

Today I survived two moonkins popping back to back coordinated incarnations, twice

and won

Idk how, I don't get smarter from watching my own streams either

[fierce elm]

Because you most likely don't know what you are looking for

thus is a blind man leading a blind man

[urban skiff]

yea exactly

I'm not at the point yet where i get smarter from watching other people play when they don't narrate what and why

[fierce elm]

However, like a blind man you too can learn how to map out a room by waltzing around in it enough

Which is why watching people works

[sharp meteor]

just gotta find somebody who chats about how they playin in a way that makes sense

[urban skiff]

that's what supatease did

only for some inane reason he decided he was going to rap what he was doing

so I couldn't concentrate on either gameplay nor what he was saying

[sharp meteor]

ya supa i fear is a mute angle

[urban skiff]

There was a huge surge of enhancement players right around the time he released that video

now they're back to super rare again

but world of oneshots released a video on how to oneshot as assa with a macro and now I'm seeing so many assa rogues

[copper fox]

Anything is fun when you’re good at it

[urban skiff]

truth

[copper fox]

@sterile moth he plays with hpal fire mage

[lavish quest]

Idk man, I'm good at suckin

Not fun

[urban skiff]

Every man knows how to suck

[copper fox]

This is a crazy conversation

[urban skiff]

It's a question about motivation, not skill, that determines the outcome

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-suck-sucker-sucking-gif-13638182052461067209

[worldly oriole]

Holy Shit Theres New Mounts Today

[urban skiff]

You mean tomorrow

[sharp meteor]

today in the only region that matters

[urban skiff]

China?

I just realized, of all the things I get hate whispers over on my shaman, it's never ever about how I don't bloodlust a partner and just lust myself

[lavish quest]

"Good comms"

[fickle forge]

@boreal veldt Kaboom baby

[sterile moth]

Man that’s a good feeling

[wheat jay]

D tier spec

[fickle forge]

It sucks

[wheat jay]

Its so bad

[frank knoll]

Define below average

[sharp meteor]

Not a whole lot of room for misinterpretation there I feel.

[frank knoll]

You didn’t really provide much
What’s the average rating of an active PvPer in shuffle

Cause to me it kind of sounds like you’re implying below average = “anyone not as good as me”

[sharp meteor]

I mean that'd technically be true as I'm considerably above average.

But actual mean mmr is gonna hinge on whether or not you wanna include the billion people with like 300 cr

[fallen estuary]

No christmas icon

The mods (mud) has failed us

I hereby sentence mud to infinite games played as prot

For the crimes of letting the rogue discord put up a christmas icon before us

[spice hornet]

When are they making Dabdaddy a Valkyr

[fallen estuary]

Good idea

They should really make me a mod here

[frank knoll]

I can’t find anywhere that data is readily available
I can only assume that whatever placement is would be the average

[sharp meteor]

Nah so here's the thing there's a decent bit of data it's just a matter of what you're sort of willing to be honest about

[frank knoll]

I would just sort it by spec

[sharp meteor]

Spec doesn't even rly matte tho

starter mmr should be round 2k ow

2100 by end of seas

2100 bein actually 1500 is crazy

[frank knoll]

Your rating is spec based in solo queue is it now
I think the MM hunters that are all carried by there spec probably skew the data

Def some 1600 players in there at 2300 because they can slot machine someone out of camo

[wheat jay]

You just defined entirety of solo shuffle and blitz lmao

Irrelevant brackets

[sharp meteor]

stinks that 3s irrelevant til glad and

cos most people cant get that its a

pretty smol pool

need some 1800-2100 3s incentives u cant get in shuff or blitz

[wheat jay]

Yep

Sadly shuffle killed proper pvp

[sharp meteor]

i think shuffle is a cool mode

its just lame that it

replaced arena

unless u can get glad

which in doing so also made it harder to get

[sterile moth]

Love shuffle. Group finder can be a little intimidating and annoying. Nobody wants to really play if you aren’t a 9x glad with 3500xp

[fierce elm]

Thats not entirely true

However it is def intimidating for people

[sterile moth]

No, but that’s the perception for a lot of folks

[wheat jay]

Perception vs reality

Shuffle allowed for noobs to get easy rewards with near zero effort

Which imo is bad

The fact that you can go from 1400 instantly to 1800 xD

And you get elite set in 4 lobbies

[spice hornet]

always gonna be issues when blitz/shuffy give 99% the same rewards for about 1/10th the effort and time.

[wheat jay]

^

Same with blitz

Zero effort, 7ppl can carry the noob

And it killed rbgs which were imo super fun

[green wharf]

where are those

all my lobbies im carrying donkeys

[spice hornet]

@copper fox @sharp meteor @novel crater got bored, look at 3v3 ladder activity on drustvar for the past 7 days and 14 days. Top 100/500. Only 1 entry for fury which is visible on Last 14 Days/Top 500 settings, dead last. Why do we play this spec again?

[sharp meteor]

We don't.

[chilly pivot]

warrior is to weak vs this meta

[urban skiff]

6.3m tempest right here

[fickle forge]

I got you a panda mog @wheat jay

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1102634652558168094/1445225479731810346/image.png?ex=69303b5d&is=692ee9dd&hm=9b1c286f4404ea93d41477572449c7e88162633b8a61e4ba21ccd1a1894eee93&

[wheat jay]

Nice

But remember

Every mog is a panda mog

[frank knoll]

I forget 3s exists cause nobody plays it

[frank knoll]

That’s good
I’m not 15 anymore
I don’t have all day to try hard in my moms computer room
I still get to play my favorite game ever and have some competitive fun

[frank knoll]

Blitz is rng but I like objective gameplay
It reminds me of like hardcore SnD in call of duty

[spice hornet]

I have two kids and been getting glad every season through LFG since they were born..?

[wheat jay]

Ye cuz shuffle is easier xD

[frank knoll]

I’m talkin about my life not urs lol
Kids aren’t the only thing I have going on

[frank knoll]

Yeah it’s easy to play any spec you want and press queue . I don’t have to fill out a job application to get a group invite

[wheat jay]

You can do that in 3s too, the myth of having to fill out job applications is bullshit

Just don't apply to play with multiglads to get boosted lol

[sharp meteor]

one of my favorite pvp threads was the "they need to put glad in shuffle for people who can't play all the time" and you look them up and they're like 3k rounds in

[fickle forge]

@wheat jay @fierce elm

[wheat jay]

Lmao

[fickle forge]

Noel is fucking crazed lmao

[wheat jay]

Nah bro, its not time consuming, like 3s where the q is 5-20sec

45min shuffle q vs 10min in 3s lfg pick your poison

[wheat jay]

Lmao

How much time is that?

Average q 15min?

1400 shuffles?

So just waiting in q would be what, 350 hours?

Then shuffles take like 20min?

So another 450 hours give or take?

800 hours of just shuffle?

[lavish quest]

But man is GRINDING

[wheat jay]

Ye, his mental into fine dust

[green wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/ups-oops-gif-25712345

[spice hornet]

fuu is that Zercher on aff?

[midnight cloud]

How did that person get so many games in?! No work or school? 😱

[spice hornet]

[worldly oriole]

Im Downloading Where Wendigos Meet

[copper fox]

That’s insane lol

[fickle forge]

"Can't wait to just vibe and get some glad wins done"

[sharp meteor]

Must just be dumping mmr.

[frank knoll]

I respect this

[frank knoll]

Ya I think glad in shuffle is dumb.

Some things are sacred

[wheat jay]

Nah its not about that, its mostly about giving away prestigious shit for free

If it was % again, then sure

[frank knoll]

What’s prestigious in shuffle

Shuffle has its own title
1800 set? I don’t think anyone in here thinks that’s prestigious

[wheat jay]

Title is the prestigious reward

[sharp meteor]

Title.

[frank knoll]

Yeah that’s its own thing
It doesn’t detract from people who get gladiator
Everyone knows that’s more prestigious

[sharp meteor]

shuff r1 > glad

[wheat jay]

Indeed

[wheat jay]

Nah

[sharp meteor]

Yuh.

[wheat jay]

Well

Nah

[sharp meteor]

shuff r1 > glad > blitz r1

[wheat jay]

Brother afro was in shuffle r1 range xD

Cmon

[sharp meteor]

3s r1 > shuff r1 > glad > blitz r1

[wheat jay]

Hmmmmm

Okay I'll agree to that because its end of season titles

[sharp meteor]

Actually lemme expand this

[wheat jay]

So it is influenced by inflation

[sharp meteor]

3s r1 > shuff r1 > glad and key title > blitz r1 > ce

i think is all the content types

[wheat jay]

Id put ce a bit higher ngl

Simply due to having to do it in a 20man group

The thing that sets it apart is that you dont lose progress, only gain

[sharp meteor]

Raid varies a lot.

Top 20 guild for instance

vs an end of patch casual boomer ce guild

[wheat jay]

But skill and difficulty wise its fairly difficult

[sharp meteor]

when you have turbo boost

15% damagurs

etc

also post 3 tuning passes

like bein in a mid or high famed slayer guild gonna

def be higher on list for instance

[boreal veldt]

Just sending them a casual 14mil care package

[frank knoll]

I’m going to try and get astral Marshall on my WW monk

Worst melee in the game

[wheat jay]

Oh shit I forgot about that

Ye ce to the bin lmao

[sharp meteor]

ya pve has its own inflation

u get drip fed lot of power

[wheat jay]

It shouldn't

[sharp meteor]

ofc u gotta do mechanics but

[grizzled anvil]

3s r1 > shuff r1 > glad > key r1 > CE > housing r1 > aotc > blitz r1

[wheat jay]

Gear was that inflation

[sharp meteor]

ye but so

i think they saw people hit walls and quit

both cos they couldnt progress

either in gear or raid

mostly just gear imo

people get bis or near bis and lose interest

[wheat jay]

Mehh

[sharp meteor]

or io drip slows

[wheat jay]

Why do I even care i dont even play this game lmao

[sharp meteor]

or their guild does no dmg

idk if its the right thing but it seems aight

[frank knoll]

Raiding is hard cause you have to get into a good guild and raid 9 hours a week to get CE

[sharp meteor]

last bosses being 500 pull guild breakers is rough

[sharp meteor]

eh u can do 6 hours

and once its on farm can clear it in one night

3s > raid > shuffle >>> keys >>> blitz in terms of like logistics/time

[grizzled anvil]

644 pulls on mythic sarkareth is why I stopped raiding

[sharp meteor]

yuh

[fickle forge]

Check the one below it

23M total

[wheat jay]

6 is very manageable

My guild did it on sark

Problem usually is those 2-3 ppl that drag others down

[sharp meteor]

ya like 2-3 nights for 3 hours ea is very doable

[wheat jay]

Like that one warlock on mythic ovinax that can't go to proper mark

[sharp meteor]

oh man

[wheat jay]

For 150 pulls

[sharp meteor]

ovinax prog made me stop

pve for a while

i hate that bug

[boreal veldt]

Bro hit the quad crits, this is what i live for

[wheat jay]

I liked the boss, I hated demolish being bugged

[sharp meteor]

miss one egg insta wipe

[wheat jay]

At some point we had a revelation, that we can go full single target, adds will still die, and we'll skip 2 sets of eggs xD

Or 3

[sharp meteor]

ye

i think my group was pad heavy cos we had no st

and people couldnt figure out eggs

[wheat jay]

We did the next boss

[sharp meteor]

so just beating head into wall for 300 pulls

[wheat jay]

Mmmmm, assassin hoe

And then we stopped xD

Ppl didn't care about ce too much, it was always about just fun gameplay xD

[sharp meteor]

ya i can see why lot of people cba with ce cos its like

doing the raid while current is fun but requires a degree of effort

and its not like u get a glad drake

[wheat jay]

Yep, and we always had issues wirh 20pp

Like, we had 18 ppl we knew were good

So we needed 2 new ones

And 2 or 3 on bench

Imagine if blizz added 10man mythic

Remove CE achiev but still give mount

Pve scene would flourish

[sharp meteor]

ya logistics of 10 a lot easier

i have trouble figuring out 3-5 people idk how people do 20+

[wheat jay]

We even had our raid lead be the 21st person xD

Calling mechanics and doing the logistics stuff

[sharp meteor]

eye in the sky

[wheat jay]

Indeed

[sharp meteor]

ya callin stuff mid fight is

honestly kind of hard unless ur on the bm hunter

[wheat jay]

Why haven't people started doing it in 3s hmm

Like awc

[sharp meteor]

ya i was actually wonderin about that

[wheat jay]

He was tanking haha

[wheat jay]

Maybe pace?

[sharp meteor]

i think its more just like

i dont wanna say fundamentals but like

3 people sync up harder

than 20 people

[wheat jay]

100%

[sharp meteor]

esp if its into same people

[wheat jay]

Yeeee

I guess theres no macro to play around like that

[sharp meteor]

ig u can have like an analyst or coach who kind of like

identifies potential issues

[wheat jay]

Ye but nothing mid game

Like raiding

[sharp meteor]

or better plans out cds

ya

the raid coordination thing is a lil

more relaxed

3s honestly isnt giga fast but like

there isnt the most info to convey that the playuer shouldnt already know type of thing

best comms in arena usually just calling something in advance like i trinket fear next go

even tho that usually sort of figured out beforehand

[wheat jay]

Might change tho

Without addons spoonfeeding you knowledge

[sharp meteor]

ya custom alerts are op

makes it much easier to storm an infernal for instance

[frank knoll]

Why does nobody play ele in shuffle
Its OP af

[wheat jay]

Not as good as you'd think

[spice hornet]

Nobody really plays ele and it’s not great right now

[boreal veldt]

Sometimes enh hits me from enough range i think it's an ele

[copper fox]

I don’t know if this has been said already because I didn’t read, but I think blitz rank one is class dependent as well. I think it’s pretty impressive to get rank one on certain classes going up against certain players
rogue for example

[wheat jay]

No.

[copper fox]

Why not

You’re competing for the spot against kalvish and avidance

[lavish quest]

Because Blitz is competitive slots

[copper fox]

They win games on their own that’s why it’s impressive if you get it on rogue it’s not slots for them

Pres Evoker and sub rogues literally solo games at a high level

[worldly oriole]

damn I barely wanna log in lol

[sharp meteor]

One of the modes of all time.

[copper fox]

Wait is that Kalfish or something kalwish

[spice hornet]

lmao

[sharp meteor]

Ye.

[copper fox]

Knew it

[frank knoll]

Ya dudes queue blitz
Fail because they don’t understand objective play
Then cope with their arena duelist rating or w/e

[sharp meteor]

More often than not it's just not holding mmr til late.

[copper fox]

You have to gain the mmr first

Realistically you need about 3300 mmr to be comfortable sitting imo

[sharp meteor]

oh i meant til later in evenins

cos if u spam q it starts to fall off at like

2800-2900?

although can pretty comfortably just press q til then

[copper fox]

Oh

Yea ofc

Don’t q when there’s no games at or above your mmr

[worldly oriole]

God Bless My Mother Is Making Tacos

This Is The Best Life Will Ever Be

[robust hearth]

How is everyone's houses looking like?

@elfin surge how is your house coming along?

[worldly oriole]

My House Is Named The Illidaddy Dungeon

[robust hearth]

I was called a 💩head by a dk for buying the house faster than he could

[worldly oriole]

lol you can take people's plots?

[robust hearth]

It's first come first serve

There's x number of plots and only few available to purchase

I got one near a beach

[worldly oriole]

I logged out lol

[robust hearth]

Snatched it up now b4 the bots take over

Once u buy the plot no1 else can buy it unless u allow them to

[frank knoll]

Dawg ima be real I have like
0 interest in housing

[robust hearth]

I do too lol I lack the creativity for it

[lavish quest]

I felt this.
Then it was pointed out to me, can work on it in ss queue lmao

Meant to reply to the 0 interest, but eh fuck it

[frank knoll]

Gotta make gold to call the WoW HVAC guy over

[wet pollen]

Did they change the way the elite warrior set looks? The shoulders on my female orc are hunched way back now and clipping into each other.

[robust hearth]

lol wtf ?

[green anchor]

if you look in #transmog now, it's been done to male human as well

Blizz is doing something weird from the shadows

i can't check on my chars myself... still at work

[green wharf]

mofos release one of the best sword made

and its 1h only

???????????????????

[green wharf]

you have being saying naughty words

[shut tangle]

Hey guys quick question. What’s the best comp for fury war. I ran war, SP, Rsham all the way up to glad with 15/50. lost the sp, what’s the best comp for fwar now

Please @ me

[robust hearth]

i didnt it happened after i posted those screenshots

[robust hearth]

play fury and u can mog it on ur 2hs in midnight

[green wharf]

dual wield only axes

[copper fox]

Fire mage

[honest sleet]

don’t call them healsluts bro

[shut tangle]

Fire mage with what healer

Hpriest?

[spice hornet]

Hpal or priest

Pres^

[copper fox]

Hpal or Pres

[shut tangle]

What’s most op

Fire fwar x

Pres for more dam?

[shut tangle]

.

[copper fox]

I think they’re even

[shut tangle]

Okay cool thank you

[green anchor]

just cope until midnight

ironically the handle seems to be designed for two-handing

not a sword expert tho

[green wharf]

it is

it makes even dumber

[urban skiff]

Get an enhancement, and then replace the warrior with demo lock

[urban skiff]

@knotty atlas shaman discord got their santa up, when will you erect ours?

we're rolling

[urban skiff]

man I can't wait to show you guys how awesome I'll make my house

[subtle imp]

lol

[wheat jay]

@knotty atlas everyone's enjoying their christmas icons

When can we be free of the wack low testosterone rainbow?

[knotty atlas]

I don't have the xmas icon, i think @rapid moon does?

[fickle forge]

Rainbow month is every month

You just don't get it

[wheat jay]

Is this some Swedish thing that im too Polish to understand?

[fickle forge]

You just ain't getting it

[wheat jay]

Clearly

Normally we burn the rainbow in Poland

[urban skiff]

make it rainbow christmas

[wheat jay]

Burn the rainbow

Welcome to Poland

We welcome people of all roads of life

[fickle forge]

Create it, right now

[urban skiff]

I'm not an artist

[fickle forge]

I've seen your memes

[fallen estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/hlop-gif-16515392601479522588

Its done

Christmas icon for the warrior server

We are the last class discord to get it just like we are last in line for an actual paladin teir rework

[fickle forge]

@wheat jay You got your wish

Now it's time to wear this icon for half a year

[wheat jay]

Good

It wasn't about christmas icon

It was about getting rid of the rainbow

[urban skiff]

how in the actual fuck did this lobby go like this?

[green wharf]

weird, by being polish you should have know

are you real polish

[wheat jay]

The realest

[fickle forge]

Have you tried winning instead?

[wheat jay]

1-5 into spriest?

Sheesh

[lavish quest]

Pride month was finally defeated?

[urban skiff]

it was the weirdest fucking lobby

rogue was pulling 600k dps

paladin was doing 1.6m

yet immediately when on my team, the paladin started sucking

[wheat jay]

https://tenor.com/view/its-done-frodo-lord-of-the-rings-elijah-wood-gif-8259334

[urban skiff]

went 3-3 into this club of chucklefucks

[subtle imp]

REEEEEEEEEEEE

[fickle forge]

Christmas really be remaining undefeated

[copper fox]

I went 4-1 into a 3x sham, mage ret somehow last night

I don’t think I was ever not rooted

Root DRs don’t exist change my mind

[urban skiff]

they absolutely don't

something fucky is up with them

[fickle forge]

The best is when there are non-DR roots

[copper fox]

0 second roots but still got rooted

[urban skiff]

or roots that don't break from damage because you're expected to hit them but you can't because you're disarmed

[copper fox]

Dude midnight is going to be awesome

I can’t wait until I’m not novad - blink - knocked - blink - DBd - blink kited

.5 second DB is more annoying than a full duration one

[elfin surge]

based new discord icon

[wheat jay]

Spoiler, you will

[elfin surge]

skyhold W

[wheat jay]

Ye mwahi tagged vel to pvp chat

[elfin surge]

oh is that what happened

[copper fox]

False

[lavish quest]

No, pride month just finally ended

[magic wing]

Now with housing we finally got a place to rot between ques

[fickle forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1223649170007523500/1375175786776231988/image.png?ex=69312781&is=692fd601&hm=1219986f1d176d7b2449991c2e346c491a2bfc014a05dcd44c86b5d95113e5d0&

[copper fox]

Catch me in my house on the little island in the south

[copper fox]

Lmao

Rdruid too

Jfc

Hard mode glad push

[fickle forge]

Afro and I had a game into MLP where we both had like 60 CC received

We won

[copper fox]

Didn’t know MLP still existed

[green wharf]

how much cc healers are losing in midnight

[copper fox]

All I care about is pally losing rep and shaman losing static

[green wharf]

rep?

i know they are losing searing glare

good riddance

[copper fox]

True glare is worse actually

[fickle forge]

EU is caster infested

[elfin surge]

wow i love player housing!

[sonic heron]

Is addictive

[wheat jay]

Retwarr broken

Where glad?

[urban skiff]

rip

how the fuck did I win first round

[worldly oriole]

@magic wing alliance already had elwynn

[fickle forge]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[worldly oriole]

How do you purchase a home?

with gold??

Only Hot Bitchez (with a Z) Are Allowed On My Propertiez

[wheat jay]

I dunno man, y'all suck and you're winning, clearly retwarr broken

[worldly oriole]

are the houses in shards?

i'm in a shard with my guild master and another friend i think

[urban skiff]

they're neighborhoods

A bunch of randomly generated ones with funny names and then there's guild / player made ones

[worldly oriole]

Ya but im saying theres only one neighborhood and multiple shards or?

[urban skiff]

I have no clue what you're asking

you can see all the houses in the world at the same time

[worldly oriole]

also its telling me the house i want would be a "guild" house?

[urban skiff]

idk about that

You choose where you want to build your house

That's inside each named shard

So if you go into the neighborhood named Happy Pen Island and buy plot #67 then that's where you live. If Happy Pen Island is a guild neighhborhood then only guild mates can build there

[worldly oriole]

yeah i see

im in my guilds map

[fickle forge]

Have you witnessed any of our games?

[wheat jay]

No

But i can assume james is working overtime on healer

[urban skiff]

And i suspect guild can have multiple neighborhoods

[green wharf]

its so cringe they forced this neighborhood crap

wanted to be all alone by myself

[frank knoll]

Inc
Racially segregated WoW neighborhoods

WoW HOAs

[green wharf]

exactly

i would never live near a foking elf

are you crazy

[wheat jay]

Keep those gnomes away from my neighbourhood

[worldly oriole]

bruv the shadowlands timewalk quest item dont work dont think

[urban skiff]

who do i focus?

[urban skiff]

make your own

[green wharf]

cant

[urban skiff]

why not

[green wharf]

you need to be in a neighborhood, isnt private

[urban skiff]

huh

no you can have a neighborhood with your own charter

like for communities i think

else just make your own guild on some noname character and move into that neighborhood on your main

[exotic forge]

You need 10 signatures for it, and it's only for guild members I believe

[wheat jay]

You're an outcast?

Living away from the city in a trailerM

Are you cooking meth?

Lmao autocorrect going to methyltren

[exotic forge]

[urban skiff]

The point was to have an empty neighborhood, which you can get by making your own guild and then the neighborhood

[fierce elm]

not right now

[urban skiff]

yea but the option is literally already in so that means it's coming

[fierce elm]

it is

but right now you can

[exotic forge]

I get it, but you need 10 signatures from other people for it

[urban skiff]

for the guild

just buy them

[exotic forge]

Better pay me up for my decor, rich boy

[worldly oriole]

I Need A Whale To Sponsor Me

[wheat jay]

Don't you leech off your mother already?

[urban skiff]

move to EU

[wheat jay]

You dont need a sugarmommy you need a job

And you're too old for that anyway

[fierce elm]

Im in EU

[urban skiff]

15g if you sign my charter

[fierce elm]

hell no

[spice hornet]

[urban skiff]

@fickle forge ART

[wheat jay]

Balls

[lavish quest]

Yes, if you buy a house in your guild's neighborhood, it is tied to the guild. If you leave the guild/are kicked, you will be forced to move your house

[wheat jay]

Some random dude complimented me on my big arms

Win

Ez

[lavish quest]

GAY

[wheat jay]

Clearly you've never had anyone compliment your muscles

https://tenor.com/view/ronnie-coleman-bodybuilder-fouble-biceps-gif-20404006

[lavish quest]

Only women

Peepo_Sunglasses

[wheat jay]

Hoes ain't honest

[lavish quest]

Ain't that the truth

verysadge

[wheat jay]

It is sadly

@fickle forge are hoes loyal?

[lavish quest]

@elfin surge are hoes loyal?

[wheat jay]

@compact mica are hoes loyal?

[lavish quest]

Ah shit now u dun it

[wheat jay]

She ain't a hoe tho

Thus it's fair to ask her