pvp

[sand sundial]

marvel rivals queue

[lavish quest]

Jokes on you, surely it was a dungeon

[novel crater]

@copper fox Arms is calling me... Im resisting so far... I gotta be strong...

https://www.twitch.tv/santiyttv/clip/FunnyAntediluvianAntelopeDAESuppy-1weSajhUBrduYDHC

Arms executes ARE DUMB

[ebon steeple]

Arms executes are the goat

Makes up for everything else

[green wharf]

is arms back guys

[ebon steeple]

Back? it's been

[copper fox]

I was watching this lol

It’s fine that you’re a coward

I do the same on fury

Let arms call you tho

I’m the 1 true

[green wharf]

my leader went to sleep

but at least got 6 wins out of 6

good start right

[frank knoll]

How long does it take to get your gladiators sanctum built up

I’m want the title “orcslayer”

[novel crater]

Nah fuck that

I’ll q arms with ocd and push R1

But Fury is still way more fun

[green wharf]

went a skirmish that was straight up 3 dps versus 3dps

new game mode?

[ebon steeple]

That one felt nice

[urban skiff]

I missed a queue that popped after 13 seconds

[magic wing]

Were getting fasters ques for blitz at saturday 1 am lmao

2600 mmr

[cinder sluice]

Guys I want to ask you something. During my solo shuffle and arena when there is a stealther class I am def stance. Problem is that when MM goes of stealth with trueshot on my hp drops usually around 40 % to 50% from a range I can't charge or even heroic leap won't reach . Fyi I am 730 ilvl and I have 36% versatility . I have adapted to sit around pillar when I see hunter on the enemy team, still not very effective. What do i do wrong?
I play around 2k1 rating at 2s and SS

[magic wing]

Hunter is broken

No other class dmg is that disgusting and especially from max range

Bgs and arenas are full with the scum

[gentle roost]

Which spec is better for 2s as warr? Fury or arms?

[fierce elm]

Either

[magic wing]

Think fury is a bit better for arenas and arms for blitz

[gentle roost]

Yeah with arms it’s a bit hard to actually kill without perfect timing… I’ve never played fury in arena what’s the difference?

[magic wing]

Very high dmg and passive MS I guess

Arms has big windows but easy to shutdown

[gentle roost]

It sounds like as long as I have a good healer I can zugzug

[honest sleet]

arms has more
swag

[magic wing]

True

Hitting that 10 stack demolish for a kill is addictive

[green anchor]

Thane is probably best for blitz

[magic wing]

Yeah all the deathwish monsters Ive seen were thane

Dudes were pocketed all match tho, otherwise you get popped

[fierce elm]

Thane fury is THE blitz spec

[sand sundial]

Both work

Play whatever

Your luck with your teammates is a bigger factor than your hero spec as a warrior in blitz anyway LOLOL

[lavish quest]

What do you know, RET?

[copper fox]

Lmao

Arms is ass

When I see arms in blitz I know I auto win

As fury

Easily melt that idiot

[lavish quest]

And when the other classes see a warrior they know it's an auto win kek

[copper fox]

At low rating when warriors don’t know their roles yea

[lavish quest]

We're all low rating now

blizard

[sonic heron]

I may play fury but arms is king

[honest sleet]

what does warrior do in bgs

i just like

get in there

and get active

[sonic heron]

Well depends of the bg

Some bgs u go full force and try to hit whatever u can reach or u are the bodyguard

That's what we do in my knowledge

[lavish quest]

Go mid and do dam

[sonic heron]

[lavish quest]

But memes aside, I'm not an expert cuz I don't play it much. But on base maps, you generally go mid and spin/dam. Carts, go lava and dam. Flag maps I believe warriors play D (protect your FC)

Meth, blitz guru can confirm or correct

[green wharf]

@copper fox

[honest sleet]

that’s what i do

and when i die

raid warning : “our healers are handless”

[robust hearth]

Fuck the cow

Whatever u say broke boi

[wheat jay]

not even sugar free smh

[lavish quest]

U sure u ain't a furry?

[robust hearth]

Gold is to make it worth my time not the carry

[lavish quest]

Is there an honey glazed?

[robust hearth]

100%

[wheat jay]

https://tenor.com/view/white-monster-effect-white-monster-effect-gif-18091242175226449397

[lavish quest]

So you just into big girls, I gotchu King

[robust hearth]

Tall muscular goth mommies

[green wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/femboy-monster-energy-monster-energy-drinkers-femboy-monster-gif-13456793649933643475

[robust hearth]

[lavish quest]

Are there many of those?
Usually just hear about big tid dy goth gf's.

[wheat jay]

nothing inbetween

if youre not in those two you gotta stop drikning white one

[lavish quest]

And those tend to be at least a lil extra weighted women

[wheat jay]

big tid goth gf is the standard

the good'ol reliable

tall muscular woman could just be a man

O_O

[lavish quest]

Bane is into men confirmed

[green wharf]

no sadly

[robust hearth]

This dnt make me a furry right?

[lavish quest]

The tall and/or muscular women do make good tanks in rivals tho

https://tenor.com/view/emma-frost-silly-kick-mr-fantastic-marvel-rivals-gif-5324399230900861353

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-rivals-vanguard-angela-marvel-lesbian-gif-8807633811316792236

Both fun

[green wharf]

when my grandma had a stroke, the nurse who came home to tend to her was like 1.90 and muscular, wearing the uniform

she said she couldnt give me her number cause she was at work

[robust hearth]

If she ain't at least 6' I dont want it

[lavish quest]

Wut is 1.90? Meters?

[lavish quest]

And that was just an excuse m8

[magic wing]

Bro I auto win the whole team with spread ms

[wheat jay]

thats a biiiiiiiiig woman

[magic wing]

Engaging in 1v1s as warrior is int

[wheat jay]

brother you got it backwards, its arms in arena and fury in blitz xD

[magic wing]

Why furys got lower rating tho lol

[green wharf]

she was a black amazon goddess mate, too much sand for me lil truck

[magic wing]

Cant you easily keep up the temu MS effect on 1 target in arenas

[wheat jay]

arms better dmg profile for the most part

demolish oneshot

😄

[green wharf]

fury in arena is thane, and you go cleave build

and just hit the healer

[wheat jay]

its not s2 bro

[robust hearth]

Hit the healer

[wheat jay]

sheesh

[magic wing]

Yeah true but a good player will deny that every time

[lavish quest]

If it's meters, then yes

Still shorter than me tho so we chillin

[robust hearth]

the healer really fucking hard

[magic wing]

In blitz mfs got too many cds tp worry about

[wheat jay]

arent you 179cm?

aka manlet?

[green wharf]

was doing some skirmishes yesterday for the quest and was doing thane in x3, it was pretty funny

[lavish quest]

I can take em big

[green wharf]

i got to the voidweaver and made him me bitch

[lavish quest]

[green wharf]

the others died by the cleave

he didnt knew what to do

[lavish quest]

No u ape

[robust hearth]

[lavish quest]

I'm roughly 193 or 195 in your weird cm units

I is tall man

[magic wing]

I ended some rounds in 3secs with demolish its funny, other times I get yeeted right after CS animation lol

[wheat jay]

that is indeed tall

~10cm taller than me

damn

BUT

i could still kick up to your head

[lavish quest]

Man flexing he can do the splits here

[wheat jay]

oh i actually did once

ages ago

[green wharf]

what im the shortest here

[wheat jay]

but ye, it was a day at which i focused on high kicks

[magic wing]

Im 185 lel

[lavish quest]

I respect my balls too much to do such a thing

[wheat jay]

so like, 2-3h of high kicks xD

after that my legs were too tired to even hold me while doing the split

so they just dropped by themselves

and so stretched i just sank and did split

[lavish quest]

How tall?

[robust hearth]

[copper fox]

If you go healer in a team fight when there’s a caster you’re trolling

[robust hearth]

[wheat jay]

healer is caster

O_O

[magic wing]

Depends what caster

[copper fox]

Lock boomy sp mage

[lavish quest]

Ruined

[copper fox]

You prio them

[wheat jay]

i mean, in blitz isnt it the same as it was in rbgs, never go healer so they oom and you eventually win?

[lavish quest]

KEKW

[copper fox]

There’s no debate

[wheat jay]

methyl

[copper fox]

Yes don’t go healer

[wheat jay]

is it the same?

[copper fox]

Yes

At real mmr at least

[magic wing]

Just nuke em all

[wheat jay]

cuz i remember strat in rbgs at higher rating was to literally keep healers alive

[robust hearth]

Update ur discord

[wheat jay]

to gain advantage in the long run

[lavish quest]

No

[green wharf]

1,76

[robust hearth]

who's going on the BETA tomorrow

[copper fox]

Don’t need to keep alive the res is split up enough anyway and they’re not coordinated as rbgs but yea similar concept

[lavish quest]

PSA:
Meth is probably the one who knows Blitz the best here. Just listen to what he says

thumbsup

[magic wing]

Wheres he on the ladder

[copper fox]

2

[magic wing]

Damn

[wheat jay]

okay so, same shit

[lavish quest]

Hard stuck 1900

[magic wing]

Arms or fury

[lavish quest]

But he's good I promise

[copper fox]

Fury

[wheat jay]

id actually q blitz now on survi

and see how it'd go xD

[lavish quest]

Ripppp

[wheat jay]

but then again i feel like id miss the coordination from rbgs

[lavish quest]

I see why the number failed

[wheat jay]

calling strats, doing target calling

[magic wing]

RBGs are mega dead

[wheat jay]

target calling on warr, with dk in team was so fun

[copper fox]

Rbgs were goated

So dead now it’s sad

[wheat jay]

ye theyre dead, but they were fun

[robust hearth]

I wish archimtiros learned how to pvp

[lavish quest]

Mop rbgs were peak, thoughts?

[magic wing]

I just wish they put the wolf achiev in blitz

[robust hearth]

Test

[wheat jay]

i did them in shadowlands

[copper fox]

Cata

[robust hearth]

I wish archimtiros learned how to pvp

[copper fox]

When every player did them

[wheat jay]

@slim saffron can you pvp?

[lavish quest]

I only did a handful in cata. They were fun then too

[magic wing]

Youre Anabolic ? lol

[copper fox]

I am

[wheat jay]

i deadass think archim can do some pvp

[robust hearth]

Now he's gon be angwy u pinged him

[lavish quest]

Topping dam as a sub rogue. Despite being a young teen with no clue what was going on and doing nothing on D half the time

Fun times

[robust hearth]

[wheat jay]

why you mentioning him and not pinging him yourself you coward

grow some balls O_O

[copper fox]

[wheat jay]

its rude to speak about someone without them being here

[robust hearth]

Why you scared of him? U grow some balls

[wheat jay]

like, when i talk shit about kargish or afro i usually tag them

[lavish quest]

Hemorrhage was pretty good back then

[green wharf]

hey, thats above average here

[honest sleet]

i don’t see the appeal in dominant women

[copper fox]

My rbg team had 3 legendary staff gamers at one point

[robust hearth]

Also cux I knew u would do it for me anyways

[copper fox]

Team fights didn’t exist

[wheat jay]

so you like watching?

[lavish quest]

Me neither. But they make fun rival tanks out of them lol

[wheat jay]

want me to put a chair in the corner so you can watch?

[robust hearth]

Im in bed

[green wharf]

and im suspicious im taller, i took the measure myself wtih a 30cm ruler, so i might be taller

[robust hearth]

On my phone using discord

What do u think?

[sharp meteor]

https://media.tenor.com/lP3PaP7N1jkAAAAe/diagnosed-with-death.png

[lavish quest]

I just pugged some random rbgs. Was fun but I didn't really go anywhere

But I loved RBGs back then

Coordinated bgs kinda peak

[wheat jay]

bro i once did some rbgs with my guildies, after playing with some dude who used to be r1 in rbgs xD

we demolished every single game

[robust hearth]

Cata and MOP RBGs i remember ppl be using cheats like fire mage flying in the air free casting spells

[green wharf]

always wanted to do those

i love raiding and rbgs because of it

[wheat jay]

strats in rbgs were so fun man, like going all right in kotmogu, not taking orbs, to nuke enemy team first, and then take orbs

[green wharf]

lots of people

coordination, fun on discord

[elfin surge]

hey guys

[green wharf]

pugging is meh

[lavish quest]

So should I go there and feast?

[robust hearth]

Stfu

[frank knoll]

There’s funny videos on YouTube of RBG freak outs

[wheat jay]

now you have blitz where you get 7 apes you cant even flame smh

[magic wing]

Blitz can be coordinated

[lavish quest]

Wait, we have a valk?

[green wharf]

you would be robbed and shanked prob

[magic wing]

But also toxic af

[wheat jay]

ye, he's here to ban occassional bot

[frank knoll]

I didn’t do RBgs until shadowlands
I heard back in the day you could get Doxed/DDOsed pretty easily

[elfin surge]

I hit a deer on my way into work 🙃

[wheat jay]

technically he is a bot too, with single purpose

[wheat jay]

free food?

[frank knoll]

Like someone who’s not very tech savvy could do it

[magic wing]

Mf thinks hes the general from the start giving strats

[robust hearth]

@elfin surge murderer

[elfin surge]

no man

MY CAR

[lavish quest]

Tru.
I just ignore women here anyways

[wheat jay]

car > deer

[sharp meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/open-season-deer-deer-in-headlights-roadkill-hunter-gif-16769190155186329898

[wheat jay]

plenty of deer everywhere, not enough cars in muds garage

[robust hearth]

When did mud ascend!?

[lavish quest]

That's still good eatin

[sharp meteor]

[robust hearth]

I thought creating valks no longer possible

[wheat jay]

can you sell the deer?

and repair car for that?

[lavish quest]

I almost had that happen a month or so ago. You gotta be uber cautious around deer cuz sometimes they do the dumbest shit

[elfin surge]

i was going 60 and had no time to slow down

hes fucking dead

[wheat jay]

so, sell deer at butcher, repair car?

[robust hearth]

Like standing in the middle of the road

[wheat jay]

can you?

[elfin surge]

it was a nice one too

[wheat jay]

car?

[robust hearth]

Should've been Kennie tbh

[elfin surge]

the deer

[robust hearth]

Send pics

[lavish quest]

When I almost hit one a week ago, there were 2 deer. One crossed the road and the other hadn't yet. So the one that did already, got scared when I was coming up, even though he was safe and in the clear, and sprinted back across to his other deer friend, almost getting hit

-.-

Thankfully I was able to slow down and avoid it

[copper fox]

Kennie is the blitz 🐐 here tho I’m still tryna collect the title and be like him

[lavish quest]

I'd still listen to you first tbh

Prot advice doesn't apply as well. And he's a furry

[robust hearth]

Just pay Seth to carry u and organize to snipe ppl to purposely drop their cr

[fickle forge]

https://tenor.com/view/the-incredibles-incredibles-incrediboy-goat-washed-gif-10257999452646884295

[copper fox]

I played on Seth’s team in mop and wod

[robust hearth]

Seth probably one of the oldest mofo he got glad achievements from TBC

And still been getting glad since tbc

[copper fox]

He’s got 7 glads total. Capstone is old af

[fickle forge]

7 glads since TBC?

Oof

[copper fox]

Seth normal aged for wow

Early 30s lol

[robust hearth]

Cuz he focused more on rated bgs

[fickle forge]

That is fair

[lavish quest]

All of you will he flexing Glads in the retirement home lez be real

[fickle forge]

Even if the bracket is RIP

[robust hearth]

Ain't nfw u telling me he got tbc glad when he was 11-13

Cuz mofo im 30 and I was 11 during tbc

[copper fox]

Yea and? So did I lmfao

So did a lot of us

Glad in tbc was a meme

[lavish quest]

Bots probably got glad in tbc

[copper fox]

I got it as pom pyro mage with a demo lock in 2s in s1

In full pve gear

You didn’t need to know how to pvp

For glad

[fickle forge]

I remember my PC in Wrath took 3 min to do the loading screen into a raid

[robust hearth]

I was using a dell flat-screen with windows xp

[copper fox]

I was on a Mac desktop lmao

[robust hearth]

It was a slide show walking into org/stormwind

[copper fox]

So bad

[fickle forge]

My PC also died to a lightning strike during said raid

[robust hearth]

0-1 fps when entering org/sw

[fickle forge]

My motherboard became a charred crater

[robust hearth]

Awww I have an admirer

[lavish quest]

I didn't play wow at my own place/acc till like bfa lol

[fickle forge]

Nobody will bane me

[lavish quest]

Didn't have net at my parents place till I got it put in myself at 17

[green wharf]

free meat for the month

[fickle forge]

I mean I did it cause all my other friends in elementary school played it

The goal for us was just getting max level within the expansion

[lavish quest]

Cousin got me into wow when we were like 8

I can blame him for the addiction

[robust hearth]

Mud heading to his 8-5 job

[fickle forge]

Hopefully it's 9-5

[lavish quest]

Every KFC needs it's manager

[copper fox]

They don’t even know he’s a valk

[robust hearth]

[lavish quest]

Lotta place here do 1 hr unpaid lunch so it becomes an 8-5

And that break was mandatory at my last job at least

[fickle forge]

What the fuck

[robust hearth]

I never take breaks

I always give my break to someone else

[fickle forge]

Brother I have 2 days work from home a week and flexible hours

[robust hearth]

So they get 2 hrs break

[fickle forge]

Y'all living in a society over there

[lavish quest]

Can you get me a job?

[fickle forge]

Ask @urban skiff

[lavish quest]

I know Americanese

[fickle forge]

He's a manager and shit

[robust hearth]

I know koreanese

[green wharf]

??

[robust hearth]

Git gud scrub

[copper fox]

Line it

[fickle forge]

Just reflect dumbo

[lavish quest]

He's unemployed

[copper fox]

Zercher gets men jobs

[green wharf]

dk

[copper fox]

Shell it

[fickle forge]

Jsut reroll dumbo

[green wharf]

this was under antimagic shell btw

[robust hearth]

Get stronger tank the damage grow some balls @green wharf

[copper fox]

Respec

Reroll dk

Dh

^

[robust hearth]

Just git gud

[copper fox]

When they fly you fly

[fickle forge]

Just reroll warrior and spec Rebound

Kill him

[copper fox]

Then sword battle in the air

Reroll fire mage and never lose to anything

Besides mm

[robust hearth]

[fickle forge]

I won the a game with Afro off of reflecting an 11M Chaos Bolt

[robust hearth]

God i fucking miss condemn

[fickle forge]

RIP bozo

[robust hearth]

Tht will teach him

[green wharf]

I rather die

[robust hearth]

Then die scrub

In game ofc

[green wharf]

die with honor and go to valhala

[robust hearth]

No honor, no Valhalla for u, u r unworthy

No zercher

Don't speak

Don't u do it zercher

[urban skiff]

I'm without a job right now. Didnt do shit last place so taking a month or i guess two to do nothing but without the guilt

[robust hearth]

[fickle forge]

https://tenor.com/view/lunarcord-goat-washed-goat-washing-goated-finobe-gif-15936998508567949580

[urban skiff]

Why are there so many kennie banes

Is this a worker thing? Are you guys ok?

[robust hearth]

[fickle forge]

I am the bane of the bane of kennie

[green wharf]

its unemployed behaviour

[robust hearth]

We all hate kennie

[elfin surge]

Is warrior really F tier melee rn

[robust hearth]

[wheat jay]

brother youre not even a warrior

[lavish quest]

Yes

[fickle forge]

Only when you play him

[wheat jay]

YOURE A RANGE

[fickle forge]

I AM warrior you lil' hoe

[robust hearth]

Always has been

[elfin surge]

[wheat jay]

YOU PLAY MM HUNTER

[lavish quest]

Warrior is so good right now, I'm playing short king simulator instead

[robust hearth]

[urban skiff]

I think i'm having lamb tonight

[fickle forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1223649170007523500/1437167580753166416/image.png?ex=6912eadc&is=6911995c&hm=0ac0f7a5d265dcc72ce22a0aa1c689945ecd386a6901d75fe2a6581090b423e7&

[robust hearth]

With masala?

[fickle forge]

https://tenor.com/view/adventures-with-yip-and-yap-yapping-gif-5179572846882987562

[lavish quest]

Artji, have you beat all the monsters yet?

[urban skiff]

No, like a little tri tip thingy

[robust hearth]

Kebab?

[urban skiff]

Idk, i like making them but there's not a whole lot of meat

[urban skiff]

Nop

[robust hearth]

I tried Indian food for the first time yesterday

Missed out so much in life

[urban skiff]

Like this

[robust hearth]

Y u showing me undercooked lamb?

[urban skiff]

That's what cooked lamb looks like

[robust hearth]

RIP STOMACH

[urban skiff]

BiRd FlU LaMb

[green wharf]

i like Kennie

he crafted some rings for me last season

[robust hearth]

You're dead to me

[lavish quest]

Americans can't afford lamb

[wheat jay]

brother thats raw

BROTHER THATS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

[robust hearth]

See

[green wharf]

Here we eat goat, i miss it

expensive as hell

[wheat jay]

https://tenor.com/view/ramsay-raw-gif-13771788

[lavish quest]

Isn't anything not mud hut expensive where you are?

Also, does @elfin surge live in a mud hut?

[robust hearth]

Mud lives in a hut comprised of his own feces

Cuz of the shitbucket he has when he spams arenas

[elfin surge]

i live in swifty's gaming house

[robust hearth]

[wheat jay]

mud is actually swifty's pilot

[green wharf]

[wheat jay]

he's they guy that made him his swifty macro

[robust hearth]

Mud is actually swifty's pinky

[wheat jay]

he sucks hte pinky, hes not one

[green wharf]

pig and cow meat aint expensive

[wheat jay]

chicken meat best

[lavish quest]

I know he's not, but it feels like Swifty's retired

[sonic heron]

Almost everything tastes like chicken

[robust hearth]

Ngl I ran into swiftly by mistake at blizzcon without realizing he was swifty

Blizzcon 2017

[green wharf]

goat>pig>chicken

[robust hearth]

Swiftly is tall

[lavish quest]

Not the bane of Swifty tho huh?

[wheat jay]

nah

pig is ass

[sonic heron]

Nah

[lavish quest]

How tall?

[sonic heron]

I think pig if made right is really tasty

[wheat jay]

if made right, true

but chicken is always good

[lavish quest]

Bacon is pretty good. Honey glazed ham too

[green wharf]

you are eating some bad ones

[wheat jay]

pig is good with apricot sauce

this

[lavish quest]

Artji probably just eating literal pig ass

[wheat jay]

10/10

[sonic heron]

Xaxaxa

[wheat jay]

im not into fat girls sorry

fit good

fat bad

[copper fox]

You Russian or what

[sonic heron]

Nope

Why ?

[lavish quest]

Literal m8

[fickle forge]

@wheat jay Comment on my warrior screenshot right now

[copper fox]

Because you just dropped some Russian laughing dawg

Tf you think xaxaxa is

[sonic heron]

Well actually that's not really Russian

Is laughing 😃

[copper fox]

Lmfao

[green wharf]

we found the russian

call the kremlin

[copper fox]

It’s Russian but alright

[sonic heron]

I'm not Russian xD

I'm greek

[copper fox]

Nice

[lavish quest]

Did we just play among us?

[copper fox]

Yep

[sonic heron]

I don't know:/

[copper fox]

He tried to be a Russian imposter

Got him tho

[sonic heron]

But how do u know this is Russian

🤨

[copper fox]

Don’t worry about it

[sonic heron]

What the impostor would say

[lavish quest]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-among-us-animated-just-some-plastic-gif-17666538621633829096

[wheat jay]

what warrior?

[sonic heron]

[wheat jay]

i only know your hunter nowadays

you only play mm

you lost your edge

you lost your gains

you lost your lifts

you lost your hoes

[copper fox]

Holy

[sonic heron]

Damm

[wheat jay]

you lost your spec

[copper fox]

Wait is he 2.4+ yet

[fickle forge]

Do not speak these spells as if aren't your own DH main

[wheat jay]

fuck knows

[copper fox]

@fickle forge rating check

[wheat jay]

I dunno man, looks like survival main

[copper fox]

Oh I thought mm

[wheat jay]

so you dont say im sus cropping

[fickle forge]

Think we ended 2.2k cr 2.3k mmr yesterday

[wheat jay]

i am survi, he is mm

[fickle forge]

Idk

[fickle forge]

Oh we're posting playground bracket

[wheat jay]

brother i got mine few months ago

why are you still low cr?

[fickle forge]

Your mistake tbh

[wheat jay]

where r1 arms?

where cr gains?

where irl gains?

[copper fox]

[wheat jay]

is this what happens to a mofo when he switches to ranged?

sheesh

[sonic heron]

https://tenor.com/view/marmota-cooking-hold-up-gif-5382607284931131048

[green wharf]

survival is as melee as ret man

lets hold up the copium

[fickle forge]

Because this is my activity level

[wheat jay]

fair enough hahaha

[wheat jay]

it has one melee ability, and two abiltiies that charge you to melee

[fickle forge]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-dance-fortnite-dance-emoji-meme-gif-13606313

[wheat jay]

where is ret charge?

[sonic heron]

Ret has a pony

🐎

[fickle forge]

And ye Syg has a point dude

Survival is anything but melee

[green wharf]

midnight we can already say survival is ranged again

[wheat jay]

its actually more melee than now

cuz you actually want to press raptor strike

cuz apex talents work with it

i wonder whether 2h or dw will be better tho

[fickle forge]

Survival hunter is effectively still a bum in a suit

90% ranged

1 melee button that can become ranged with a CD

[wheat jay]

okay ill play dk then, happy?

100% ranged

[fickle forge]

That is LITERALLY full ranged lmfao

[green wharf]

frost is 100% melee

[wheat jay]

no its not

howling blast is ranged

[fickle forge]

I mean ye frost is melee

But UDK is just BM hunter 2.0

[wheat jay]

if frost is melee, so is survi

[fickle forge]

?

[wheat jay]

melee/range abilities

melee weapon

[fickle forge]

Frost needs to Obli and Frost Strike in melee to do damage

Howling is like pressing Serpent Sting

[wheat jay]

survi needs flanking, CA, and raptor strike

sooooo ye

[fickle forge]

Those are RANGED mf

This ragebaiting is getting to me man

[wheat jay]

FLANKING CA AND RAPTOR ARE RANGED?

[wheat jay]

FLANKING AND CA PUT YOU IN EMELEE

[sonic heron]

I'm kinda lost 😭

[wheat jay]

so is charge ranged ability?

ARE YOU A CASTER WITH IT!?

smh

[robust hearth]

Haven't played in 2 months still in top 100

[green wharf]

howling is piss damage

[wheat jay]

YOU HAVE HEROIC THROW

CLEARLY RANGE DPS

[green wharf]

you need to obliterate the hoes

[sonic heron]

Good one

[wheat jay]

survi plays more in melee than unholy, and more than ret

[fickle forge]

The difference is that Charge doesn't hit for 8M

[wheat jay]

it used to

so was warrior range dps?

[fickle forge]

😎

Yeah it kind of was

Lmao

[wheat jay]

we are going full semantics here xD

[fickle forge]

Inbetween Winbringer and Skilldemn

[wheat jay]

YOU CANT EVEN USE CHARGE IN MELEE

[sharp meteor]

the bane of the bane of kennie

what'd i do now

[wheat jay]

CLEARLY RANGE DPS

[fickle forge]

I am the bane of @robust hearth

[copper fox]

Bro I wasn’t talking to you

[sharp meteor]

[green wharf]

[fickle forge]

Ye exactly

You got nothing mf

Nothing

Ranged ass mf

[wheat jay]

i still have my biceps

which you lost when you rolled mm

[copper fox]

So many non warriors here

[wheat jay]

shut up methyl you play worse dh

[fickle forge]

I lost them in the car crash more than anything

[copper fox]

Woah what

[wheat jay]

same 🙁

[copper fox]

I don’t play dh

[wheat jay]

you play worse dh, yes

[urban skiff]

Sounds uncultured

[fickle forge]

6-12 months recovery

[copper fox]

Ahhhhhh

I see

[wheat jay]

wtf thats long

[urban skiff]

Imagine not having the option to eat raw meat

[fickle forge]

It be like that

[wheat jay]

how come i had more turbulent crash but you had more severe injuries 🙁

[fickle forge]

Cause we got eiffel towered

[green wharf]

he is fragile

[wheat jay]

well, he got sandwiched

[fickle forge]

And I was pre-injured lmao

[wheat jay]

i got launched

[copper fox]

Damn

[wheat jay]

some bitch hit my car from the drivers side

i was in small renault clio 1

she was in some suv

XD

[green wharf]

the cousin of me friend fell from the bike too, dude broke his arm and will forever have a metal thing on his bones

cant lift shit anymore

[fickle forge]

Artji's crash was in a T-section as well iirc

[green wharf]

rip bozo

dude was big now he is slim like a twink

[wheat jay]

i was turned like 900 degrees tony hawk style and hit the lamp with the back

[wheat jay]

ye, i was on main street

i still have photos lmao

[fickle forge]

The workshop were gonna mark my car as totally damaged lmao

[wheat jay]

well, mine was

[fickle forge]

Get the cash on that shit and buy a new one

[fickle forge]

Ye yours was fucking finished

[wheat jay]

xD ye

[fickle forge]

Finito

Afro is up next

[wheat jay]

so lucky i didnt have my pelvis broken

it was red then purple for days

[green wharf]

damn

[fickle forge]

Worst part is lowkey the hospital afterwards

[wheat jay]

bro i found my glasses like 20m away from the car

[wheat jay]

same

[fickle forge]

I laid there for 6 hours and had to piss the whole time

[wheat jay]

doc told me "the impact of the crash was not strong enough to cause injury"

like, hello?

i am built like fucking brick, sure, but the impact was enough to fucking cripple xD

[fickle forge]

Ye wild shit

[wheat jay]

i swear doctors are so fucking detached from reality

[urban skiff]

I need your best witch transmogs for uh dk

[wheat jay]

funniest thing was, some intern at the hospital later told me was driving past me, but didnt stop cuz cops were already there xD

[fickle forge]

Just look at your wife

Fucking got em'

[wheat jay]

and he told the main doctor how severe the crash was

[urban skiff]

W not B

Brb showing her this. Im so funny

[fickle forge]

Bro wanted none of that smoke

More paperwork

[wheat jay]

lmao, man said he was late to work already and everything looked ok

then ive shown him the other side of the car

and he went pale xD

[fickle forge]

The dude who hit us tried to text me and ask to pay my workshop bill insteas of the full insurance

Like ye buddy

That ain't happening

[wheat jay]

xD

mofo wanted to keep his insurance intact hahaha

[urban skiff]

Tell him the bill is like 50k euro

If he wants to pay that because he has bigger issues than insurance then you get rich

[fickle forge]

It was 8k or so

[urban skiff]

You don't tell him that though

[fickle forge]

I got a free undercarriage treatment as well cause I know the owner well

[lavish quest]

Stop being weak. Walk whatever it was off

[urban skiff]

@green wharf ayoooo

anyone have any idea who this is?

[green wharf]

wassup

[urban skiff]

No chat history, no recollection of who it is

[green wharf]

is he from here?

[urban skiff]

I have no clue. Hoping it's someone here who added me because idk who it could possibly be from ingame

and my user on discord contains my bnet tag so

[magic wing]

I wonder if this guy Zygarde is in here, seen his ass in a bg like 10 times lol

[urban skiff]

I've posted screenscaps in here from ingame and people recognized themselves

thought it was pretty cool

I've even had someone tell me they saw me on their guildmate's stream days after the fact, that was more cool

[fierce elm]

AYE YOW

[urban skiff]

So now I get in the habit or saying "see you in skyhold" when i part ways with warriors

[magic wing]

Ive seen so many of the same faces in games lol

[urban skiff]

is it afro?

eeesh

[magic wing]

But I mostly notice warriors

Its always a mission to diff them

[urban skiff]

As enhancement, I make them look good when they're my team and I make them look like fools when they aren't

I've had so many healers go "What is this [class] doing??" and then I get partnered with [class] and go 6-0

[green anchor]

https://youtu.be/gZSpUoG8_QI?t=739

reminded me of the Sinful glad mount convo here lmfao

[urban skiff]

how boring can it be? last season on my shaman I queued enough to generate 42k conq after they lifted the conq cap

[green anchor]

idk

but it's about the timestamp

[urban skiff]

season 2 stats for 2s

[green anchor]

for me it becomes boring half way through every season

[urban skiff]

lmao my s2 shuffle was bad

[green anchor]

ever since legion

[wheat jay]

sitful gladiator?

[magic wing]

Time to do pve then lol

[green anchor]

#pvp message

[wheat jay]

lmao

sinful glad was apparently easiest ever glad for warriors

easiest rotation

unkiteable

top dps

best comps

xD

[green anchor]

shame SL was so unbearable I didn't even try

[wheat jay]

SL pvp was unironically the best ever

most meaningful gameplay

there were some dumb outliers

like ww monk burst

but ye

[lavish quest]

Yes. SL as a whole just made me quit so didn't pvp much theb

[magic wing]

BfA bis

[green anchor]

Gushing Wound rogues yay

no frick off

[magic wing]

Dwarf

[green anchor]

https://i.imgur.com/wJbM99L.png

bruh

[green anchor]

this looks like a meme an official wow account would make

[urban skiff]

it is

this is the stuff i make

we really need a bloody apron transmog

[green anchor]

https://i.imgur.com/mg3UapA.png

Whgat's up with undead not showing exposed bones anymore?

or am I accidentally on the chinese version

[sharp meteor]

wonder if i got enough time to learn mop warrio before seas ends

[urban skiff]

I call this "stop interrupting my 'me'-time!"

[magic wing]

Hahahaha

[green anchor]

rare SMF spawn

[magic wing]

Average pvper

[green anchor]

@magic wing You play undead

#pvp message

[magic wing]

Nah swapped back to orc

[green anchor]

lol

[magic wing]

But bro has to check the barber

[green anchor]

might be because I used the toy to morph into an undead that the bones aren't showing idk

[green wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/moomin-moominpapa-shoot-gun-aim-gif-13517815

[urban skiff]

DID SOMEONE SAY SMF THANE?????

[green anchor]

doesn't exist

time to spend conq on onehanders and do just that

[magic wing]

Get r1 on SMF

show youre alpha

[urban skiff]

I've been playing some variation of this since s1, SMF THANE is the best

triggered the absolute shit out of @fierce elm until he finally gave in and started to enjoy it

[green anchor]

enh is cringe

doesn't it do most damage with Lightning bolt

or chain

crash lightning w/e it's called

[copper fox]

Why is something happening

[urban skiff]

nop

STORMSTRIKE

I just really like the sound stormstrike makes so imma keep doing this

[sonic heron]

;-;

[sonic heron]

That's nice

[green anchor]

wearing anything but the elite set

[urban skiff]

elite set is great but i'm missing things that look nice for the bottom part

[green anchor]

I dislike most shaman sets

[magic wing]

If that thing killed me Im alt+f4

[sharp meteor]

not rly just need content

prob not keyin

gotta diversify a bit or i get burnt

[elfin surge]

[urban skiff]

that's the goal

[green anchor]

death to vulpera (furry gnomes)

[urban skiff]

Kennie convinced me to play vulpera

hang on

i have a few SMF THANE characters by now

rate my warrior mog

[magic wing]

Its a flex mog so good

[urban skiff]

KT Human has one of the greatest profiles from the back

[green anchor]

ruining the sword with that illusion like that 😔

[magic wing]

Yeah pve illusion too

Bust out shadowflame atleast

[copper fox]

@sharp meteor just making sure I didn’t miss an announcement about xfers lol

[green anchor]

Shadowflame is fucked up

there's more smoke than flame

[sharp meteor]

nah and if they do

theyll let u earn on retail

so dw

1% chance they let u xfer and keep stuff then earn on retail if u skipped classic

0% chance they xfer and dont let u earn on retail

[spice hornet]

Yeah there’s no way. Either no xfers, or ways to obtain everything

Don’t know how that’ll play out for like r1 titles and glad joints

Mounts

[fierce elm]

Cant wait to blizzard say fuck u and just let them xfer and keep stuff without a way of earning it

[spice hornet]

Bunch of bot 2s players gonna bring over all the old r1 titles

[urban skiff]

don't have it, i'm a permanent 1300 player

lol

[urban skiff]

this

[magic wing]

In 1800 set lol

[urban skiff]

That's a fluke

Got lucky, that's all

Ask @sharp meteor

[fierce elm]

@urban skiff talking to the CEO of the company I am at on Thursday about if they want to hire me next year

My handler told me that if I don't get hired here that he would get me in another electrical firm and talk to a few dudes

[lavish quest]

Ask em for PHAT pay

[fierce elm]

I just need to secure it now so I can quit my other job lmfao

[urban skiff]

Remember they're lucky as fuck to have you. Don't feel so lucky about them wanting you, that you'll accept a super shitty lowball offer

[lavish quest]

Just let them know:
"I'm fat, and I need the pay to match."

[fierce elm]

The wage is about equal to what I made at the grocery store

[urban skiff]

POWER HYPERTROPHY ASS TATTOO

[fierce elm]

We dont have absolutely ass apprentice pays

Everyone seems to agree that it should be at minimum some sort of minimum wage

even if they dont have to

[urban skiff]

absolutely yeah

[lavish quest]

Don't? So the pay is good?

[fierce elm]

but I gotta quit my current job in January because I have 1 month leave thing

[copper fox]

Good point

[fierce elm]

The pay is okay

[copper fox]

Didn’t think of this

[urban skiff]

You'd be doing actual work relatively short while after starting, no reason not to make actual work money

[fierce elm]

Its about the median of Sweden

but you are also allowed perdiem in those jobs

also overtime

Perdiem in certain jobs*

[urban skiff]

What's the next stage after this part of your school anyways? isn't it just "git done and git to work"?

[fierce elm]

I got 3 courses left

23rd Jan my school time is over

and its time to work

[urban skiff]

A course is what? Number of hours of school work or like x number of weeks?

ah ok

[fierce elm]

Weeks usually

but a bunch of grouped up shit rn

[urban skiff]

Well that just means they need to pay you adult money

[fierce elm]

But ya, it seems to be okay

It would be lit to get an employment letter and contract rn

so I can prepare

[urban skiff]

You can probably tell them that; If they put it in writing and the pay is good they have first dibs

but that's more gut feel and not something you can blindly trust me on

[fierce elm]

I mean I need it in writing

either way

I cant trust a promise

[urban skiff]

You can't even trust it in writing

[fierce elm]

But if they agree to sign me on and can give me a contract within two weeks, I can hold my search off for two weeks

[urban skiff]

I'd still be looking

[fierce elm]

before I apply elsewhere

Its just weird

[urban skiff]

Typically when I switch jobs I keep looking for the first 3 months as if I don't have a job. But I very meticulously plan how to handle interviews etc

[fierce elm]

to apply to a job that I literally cant work until Feb

and like, do they want my resume or not? lmfao

Do I need to do an interview like I havent been here for two months soon?

[urban skiff]

You can probably straight up ask the CEO tbh

[fierce elm]

They told me to talk to him

just knock on his door

[urban skiff]

Go do that, show him your balls

[fierce elm]

Its STRANGE

[urban skiff]

Might be different in Sweden, but here peple are straight up apprehensive about hiring blue collar workers who are timid

Even if timid people are equally good, people in charge of hiring are just weird

Like whether you're introverted or not, you have to be able to fake extroversion to get hired most places. It's wild

[fierce elm]

Ya he said that too

He says I am an idiot in lots of things but very competent socially

So thats good lmfao

[urban skiff]

If his door is open, go knock, throw a shit eating grin and say you heard he has an open door policy

[fierce elm]

”HIRE ME RN”

[urban skiff]

Then let him throw you out if not and if he does you just ask if it's a good time for a quick chat

[fierce elm]

”I NEEEEEED THIS”

[urban skiff]

Then you show him your balls

[fierce elm]

”PLEAAAAASE”

[urban skiff]

"I've been here a while, I like the culture and would love to stay for a while. What are the prospects?"

Focus on how it's the culture and the people you enjoy, and don't sound nervous about learning the actual parts of the job. It's a non-issue for you so make sure it comes across like that

[fierce elm]

PLEASE HIRE ME

[urban skiff]

"PLEASE HIRE ME. PLEASE PAY ME MUCH MONIES SO I DON'T HAVE TO CARE ABOUT LOOKING FOR A BETTER JOB DOWN THE LINE. I JUST WANT TO FEEL SECURE HERE FOREVER!!"

LMAO

[magic wing]

Gotta pull yourself by the bootstraps chap

Firm handshakes

[urban skiff]

Gotta velcro your own velcro man

[copper fox]

I want

[lavish quest]

The place I work at now called and extended an offer the day after my interview

[copper fox]

I’m addicted to remix how do I stop

[wheat jay]

santi is higher rated

go retail

[copper fox]

That almost worked but I have the screenshots on my fridge

They update every 10 minutes

He’s not

[wheat jay]

lmao

[lavish quest]

And here I am trying to figure out how little I can do to get all the bronze I need

[urban skiff]

what's your vers?

[robust hearth]

Y r u addicted shit is boring af

[green anchor]

is that one for reaching 999% vers?

[copper fox]

285 vers. I just started this week

[copper fox]

Yea cus you done bruh

[robust hearth]

Exactly, easiest shit in my life, beating lemix

[copper fox]

Well yea you can afk beat it

[robust hearth]

Where's ur putting the finite in infinite?

Literally just solo mythic raids

[copper fox]

Yea let me just increase my time spent in raids rq at my vers instead of watching 900s so do it

[lavish quest]

Oh fuck there's an achieve for hitting cap

And here I was just gonna bum it out

[green wharf]

there is no transmog for it, so its useless

[lavish quest]

Prestige brother

To flex that I no lifed more than others

[green wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-at-this-user-ryan-gosling-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-fail-meme-gif-22090542

[magic wing]

Flexing pve achi lol

[green wharf]

prestige doesnt pay the bills

neither look cool

[magic wing]

Theres not even a title

[boreal veldt]

it's a back pat of an achievement like most are

[lavish quest]

Flexing no life

[green wharf]

???

[fierce elm]

bitches

its probs the t i t t

who knows

[copper fox]

You can’t say bitches in here

I’m obviously

[lavish quest]

It's the t i t part

I tried to send tid dy earlier and got blocked

[robust hearth]

[lavish quest]

No woman anatomy in woyer cord

[robust hearth]

[lavish quest]

Time to ban the bane

Shame I can only time out

[robust hearth]

Lol wat

[rustic quest]

Guys, how do you skilled ppl deal with destro locks in 3s as arms? My current style is switching to slayer with spear for more uptime, but I’m not convinced it’s the right play. We run arms, retri, holy priest at 2k mmr.
Thankful for any general och specific guidance. Getting tired of all these ppl abusing MM and Destro…

[robust hearth]

RIP @fickle forge

[fierce elm]

swapping off ret/warr

otherwise slam destro

[lavish quest]

Can I get ez glad if I abuse mm destro?

[fierce elm]

yes

[lavish quest]

@copper fox which you goin? Mm or destro?

[fickle forge]

Yeah

[fickle forge]

Bye bye

[copper fox]

I finished glad last week lol

[robust hearth]

[lavish quest]

I know, that's not the point here.

It's about you getting me glad now

[copper fox]

O

Mm

[lavish quest]

Why you in cords with those emotes anyways? susge

[lavish quest]

Tho tbh, this season meh.
Maybe I give er a shot in midnight, who knows

[green wharf]

thank god i dont have nitro, so people dont see the discords im in

[lavish quest]

We already know, you're tall muscle mommy humiliation kink

[green wharf]

Thats not even the worst

[lavish quest]

facepalm

[green anchor]

[copper fox]

What glad?

Or hunter

lol

For glad just play whatever class you’re best at. You’ll get further than meta chasing. Meta chasing gets you to like 1800 or 2100 milestones but after that you actually have to be good

In 3s ^

[fierce elm]

Unless you are a warrior*

[haughty jewel]

Unles U afro

Lawyer talks, he's so correct, he is respect
He learned how to make you feel safe
And kill you with a smile
And the food so fast, the hair so clean
The moon so far, fire so weak