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lavish quest
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You got 28 mmr

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That's a dub m8

urban skiff
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first game they didn't get me out of stealth

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the second i walked right through the Death & Decay right after sapping (I think) the ghoul

fierce elm
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Try both

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Fury is better but honestly pick the one you have the most fun with

bright kraken
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TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVASATION

wheat jay
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ayyy

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@fierce elm im done

fierce elm
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now hit 2k in 3s

wheat jay
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imma hit your forehead with my left nut

fierce elm
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Do it

wheat jay
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that's a decent winrate if i say so myself

lavish quest
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Sv fotm

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Nerf sv

wheat jay
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it is fotm

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and im a god survi lmao

fierce elm
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”god”

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okay buddy lmao

wheat jay
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@bright kraken couldn't do sub 100 sadly

wheat jay
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Shoo

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Go away

fierce elm
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Its Bicmex then Artji in EU

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that is how good he is

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lmfao

bright kraken
bright kraken
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ignore my last 2 games because i got 2.4k before then

lavish quest
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How the mighty have fallen

bright kraken
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5 wins and 7 losses

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so i got to 2.4k with 78 wins and 143 rounds played

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or 78:65 w:l ratio

wheat jay
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My student knows how tp play okayge

lavish quest
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Hoes lied

worldly oriole
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Holy cow just hit upper. body

wheat jay
lavish quest
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He got his arms to at least a 160 degree angle

worldly oriole
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I used a bent bar today lol

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there's one bar at the gym that got dented or something

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you could feel it on your wrists

elfin surge
charred vine
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What's your pr this season for solo shuffle on Warrior? For me it's 2108 but tanked below 2k.

wheat jay
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0

jovial torrent
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same lol

worldly oriole
wheat jay
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survi

jovial torrent
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was 40 rating off top 100 holy paladins, but lost like 50 in a nasty 2-4

charred vine
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There are times during a match where I feel like I am going ham, then look at the meters and shout FUCK.

wheat jay
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oof

wheat jay
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happens on every class

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sometimes dmg just gets stopped a lot

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it is what it is

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or you pop into walls

jovial torrent
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healing feels kind of the same, like damn im playing so well, why tf arent my teammates hp going up with everyone at 50% and entire enemy team is above 90%

wheat jay
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the higher you go the more games go into 3-4min range

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cuz ppl just know when to use walls

jovial torrent
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yeh, also healers start to hold their cd's and not panic press everything in the first min or 2

charred vine
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I dunno if above 2k is considered high but definitely starting to feel the negative effects of playing Warrior compared to if I played a Ret or DH...

jovial torrent
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above 2k is high on most classes

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its very high on like feral apparently

charred vine
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Good feral are scary

jovial torrent
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ive only seen a few, kind of think if i just take regular bop and wipe all their bleeds at the start they auto lose

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the comps have changed alot suddenly seeing almost no balance druid, dh now . but alot of assassin rogues , dk ret hunter and fire mages

lavish quest
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Why am I missing out?

jovial torrent
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i really dunno what i wana play on war, im edging towards arms, but furys dmg seems really high

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spykids movies are a classic

charred vine
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I'm playing Arms currently, dunno how I feel about it. Fury doesn't feel much better either though.

elfin surge
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I see more arms though

wheat jay
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in all my shuffles

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ive seen one good warr

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rest were sooooooooooooooooooooo bad xD

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that one warr was volo i think

jovial torrent
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i faced one yesterday called dyingdog, he was doing crazy dmg as fury

wheat jay
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or sth like that

jovial torrent
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tho it didnt help that the spriest in my lobby literally just sat mid map and let him train

wheat jay
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oh

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xD

charred vine
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What's considered a good warr these days? I feel that my dmg starts to fall off when I peel, using intervene or trying to stop a cast and can't get back.

wheat jay
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not using walls like an idiot

jovial torrent
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yeh was guna say just unhealable dmg, good healer switches

wheat jay
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using cc to stop enemy cc, not throwing storm bolt off cooldown

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storm bolt a hunter when he's going to throw a trap is HUGE

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but not a single warr does that

jovial torrent
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its honestly so tilting that hunters get a setup off of pet stun

worldly oriole
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lol the good ol frost nova side step

jovial torrent
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0 counterplay from my pov

wheat jay
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there is counterplay

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teammates with brain

jovial torrent
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yeh so not anything i can really do lol, other than try be kind of at a annoying position or pre sac the stun and hope they are stupid enough to see sac go out and still go fo rit

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thats my biggest gripe with healer atm is just unavoidable cc

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chastise into fear or any other number of cc

wheat jay
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sac

jovial torrent
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yeh, honestly makes me wana try get good at priest

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cus atleast fade is up more often

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and death

wheat jay
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fam

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the higher i go in shuffle

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the more i just throw raw traps lmao

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NOONE does anything when i raw trap xD

jovial torrent
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XD

wheat jay
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disengage into raw trap

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and their brains are fried

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WHAT

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HE DIDNT STUN

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OR SILENCE

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WHAT

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INCONCEIVABLE

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lmao

jovial torrent
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hunter poison is kind of a tilter too

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u dispel it and it moves onto the next effect, so u cant remove the one u really need to which is the silence

wheat jay
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you can freedom it and its gone

jovial torrent
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does that actually fully wipe it, or just move it onto its next effect

wheat jay
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and if you have freedom it doesnt even get applied at all

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if you have freedom and its thrown, it doesnt get applied, if you freedom in the middle i think it also removes all

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BUT

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if you freedom they cant rly land a trap

jovial torrent
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il have to try it out

wheat jay
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cuz tehy cant harpoon

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and you just run

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or at least harpoon doest root you

jovial torrent
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i honestly dont see that many surv hunters atm weirdly

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lot of bm and a few mm

wheat jay
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i dunno then

cosmic field
wheat jay
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no

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not @player

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just mouseover xD

rancid granite
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yeah what the hell is a raw trap

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I been tossing them manually this whole time have no clue what macros people use for traps

lavish quest
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Artji doesn't put condoms on his traps

worldly oriole
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raw trap means no prior cc i think

jovial torrent
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yeh

wheat jay
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ye

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no stun or silence

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no roots

jovial torrent
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most hunters use pet stun into trap, or try a binding shot

wheat jay
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binding into explosive trap to get the stun keks

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gotta be creative

jovial torrent
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think im guna mix up my build and go back to tyr

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im running light of dawn build atm but i feel like i probs miss alot of the healing especially when ppl spread out in solo

wheat jay
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dont ask me

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i hate hpala

jovial torrent
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it honestly feels like every hpala is running a very different spec atm :L even when asking paladins its all diff awnsers

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some use tyrs some use light of dawn, some the judgement stuff, half are running lightsmith half are running herald

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my smol brain needs the meta to settle and ppl decide one spec thats best so i can run it keks

wheat jay
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depends on comp maybe?

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i run teh same shit every game xD

jovial torrent
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a little bit

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light of dawn is i think good for if ur facing rot stuff on all 3 ppl

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tyr for more bursty healing cus of the +12% healing during its uptime

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i just wish hpala tier set was good

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feels like every healer whos tier was good has just skyrocketed in participation and the others have fell off

wheat jay
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monk jumping up

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cuz their tier is broken

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mine is strong too

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dh mad broken tier too

jovial torrent
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hpala went from 3rd to 5th

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disc shot up from like last to 3rd

wheat jay
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xd

jovial torrent
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i want a awc to start already

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tho its just guna be like fire mage rogue disc vs like dk somthing rsham

wheat jay
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rmp

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ret+something

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done

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mmm

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actually

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not ret

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balance maybe?

worldly oriole
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you say DH is broke but you didnt get duelist in 300 matches lol

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meanwhile you zoom to elite on surv

jovial torrent
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ret survival disc

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pog

wheat jay
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yes

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one is a zug monkey spec, other has to do setups and cc properly

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guess im not cut out to zug people

jovial torrent
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i wanted to like dh so bad but i cant bring myself to enjoy it

wheat jay
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i did enjoy it

jovial torrent
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i do wonder if il like the ranged spec they are adding

wheat jay
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but collecting souls is kinda ass 😄

jovial torrent
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but if its too good everyone will play it keks

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yeh , when i last tried it , they are all about landing the mana burn ability

rancid granite
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you'd think it'd be the go to but idk

jovial torrent
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honestly somtimes it feels like it hurts more than it helps

wheat jay
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oh right

jovial torrent
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it spirit links ppl at 40% if they have the sword armament, but when it reduces ur hp below 70 u lose a bunch of your healing effects

wheat jay
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@worldly oriole play sruvi

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O_O

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do eet

rancid granite
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true

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guess playstyle dont matter so much its jut whatever tuning works

jovial torrent
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also kind of scary when one person dips to 40% then suddenly everyone dips to 40% and anyone becomes oneshottable

worldly oriole
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i have like

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55% of honor gear for my hunter

jovial torrent
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they really need to rework gearing, noone below 1700 is going in with greens

worldly oriole
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IM 1550 on mage with all greens

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on 3s

jovial torrent
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thing is most new ppl will enter with greens get completely destroyed and not bother to try gear up

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only mazed ones like us will push through

wheat jay
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thats why new players need only one advice

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before doing arena

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GEAR

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only way to avoid disapointments 😄

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like

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ye bro, go play shuffle

jovial torrent
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kind of crazy how many ppl i see join crate farms and say are asking about how to gear ect, tho forums would let everyone know its apparently the easiest time to gear ever

wheat jay
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and have 20ilvl lower than others

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5mil hp less

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gj

jovial torrent
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yeh

wheat jay
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60 per one?

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6 zones

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isn't it one per day tho?

jovial torrent
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always ppl in the group asking how tf do heraldries crafting ect work and what should i buy, or not knowing u get free wep token at 2500

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like how is any new person supposed to know u randomly get free neck/rings by winning a random bg

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or a hidden achiv gives u free wep at 2500

wheat jay
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gearing is good and easy, for ppl who play pvp

jovial torrent
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a extra catalyst charge at 1600 ect

wheat jay
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for new players its terrible

rancid granite
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googling is a thing of the past :'(

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someone needs to make some gamefaqs guides complete with ascii art

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go old school

wheat jay
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should be INGAME

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like

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you start pvp

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you get infographic

jovial torrent
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blizzard should have a youtube vid of how it actually works, not rely on external ppl

wheat jay
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or you drop heraldries

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and you get an infographic

jovial torrent
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yeh pretty much

wheat jay
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you play first pvp game

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you get info about 2500 conq weapons

jovial torrent
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so much could be done to improve it too, like adding it to battle pass type system, ok u reached this threshhold u can make/buy as many boots with diff stats as you want

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instead of needing 1 new char per diff spec u wana play cus they have diff secondaries or use 0 tier 2 tier ect

wheat jay
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ye

rancid granite
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the idea is same with addons; make people rely on each other, the communiy, which is nice.... but people don't wanna ask or search for it lol

wheat jay
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batlepass would work for pvp

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just conquest lol

jovial torrent
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its guna be interesting to see how addon stuff plays out

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cus blizz has relied on it for so long and built the game around it, its guna require a entire class rework for everything

worldly oriole
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is fire mage OP?

lavish quest
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Yes

worldly oriole
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hell yea

crystal socket
jovial torrent
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i dunno about op but every mage i faced yesterday was one

lavish quest
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@mudcx

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The @ won't actually connect to mud

jovial torrent
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@elfin surge isnt it just no xc

lavish quest
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I tried both

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Discord just hates me sometimes

jovial torrent
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maybe that japanese dude is onto somthing and is actually a software haxxor for big mone

bright kraken
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He has been summoned

lavish quest
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Mud, see the request above

jovial torrent
bright kraken
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We shall all bear witness to his coming

elfin surge
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Thanks I removed it

bright kraken
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What speaks the MUD of Skyhold

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Oh

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Okay

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👍

lavish quest
rancid granite
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shoulda pointed that offer out to tony

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😔

lavish quest
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Oh, and I can PIN

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All the power baby

jovial torrent
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i dont have any special powers here, but my mum, school friends and people i meet daily all tell me im special erga

lavish quest
worldly oriole
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Do you know Moo Money MilkMan?

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The Tauren?

wheat jay
lavish quest
lavish quest
worldly oriole
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LOL didnt even realize im in a prot pal lobby

rancid granite
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picked up some brown shirts cause of warrior turns out i look dapper af

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works with my skin complexion /stud

lavish quest
sharp meteor
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ya they just normal tanks as of this season

worldly oriole
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holy shit

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no one paras the angel

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we let them do whatever

urban skiff
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very difficult to test stuff

fierce elm
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two weeks is what I survived without any caffeine and caffeinated sodas etc @copper fox

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that shit SUCKED

lavish quest
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It's not that hard to run without

fierce elm
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Naa fuck you

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that shit sucks

lavish quest
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:)

fierce elm
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There is no joy in life without caffeine 🙏

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BACK TO COKE ZERO

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BACK TO ENERGY DRINKS

lavish quest
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I just drink water

fierce elm
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Nerdass

lavish quest
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Eat eggs and overnight oats

fierce elm
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also day 1 of internship don

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in total we did about 1 hour of work across the entire day

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then the rest was planning or figuring out issues or going on break

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Customer was billed 7 hours of work : )

lavish quest
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Oooooohhhh Afro joined the scam artist's guild

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Nice

fierce elm
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Technically we did spend 7 hours working on it

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But 3 of those were figuring out issues, another 3 for random purchases/supplier calls and planning

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and an hour where we actually pulled cables and shit

lavish quest
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Technically I had my AC replaced in April.
They have still NOT billed me for it

fierce elm
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Its pretty fun

lavish quest
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I called multiple times

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They won't give me a bill

rancid granite
fierce elm
rancid granite
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i tried the protein powder in it in every which way

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does not work

lavish quest
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I do have protein powder in it. Works just fine

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But also Greek yogurt too

fierce elm
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Yeah Protein powder works fine

rancid granite
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how do you do either yogurt/protein powder in it

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i mean when i tried putting whey in it just overpowered the whole thing way too much

fierce elm
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80g of oats, 1 scoop protein powder, almond milk until the consistency you want

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gotta get a good tasting protein brother

lavish quest
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I try to do eggs daily, there's noticeable health changes when I do and don't have eggs

slow solstice
lavish quest
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I dunno what I'm missing without eggs, but dam she's important

lavish quest
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Not one or the other

lavish quest
fierce elm
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Baked oats is goated but its such a hassle to make tbh

lavish quest
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I have that stuff in the night before

grizzled anvil
rancid granite
rancid granite
grizzled anvil
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I’m sure the step tracker is just off for most of the day, benefit of the doubt

lavish quest
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I put honey, salt, sliced banana, and a lil peanut butter into it in the morning

rancid granite
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i do the frozen fruit mix that has berry/bananas it works so well with the overnight stuff

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otherwise i did the banana/peanutbutter when i used to make it fresh and warm =p

lavish quest
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I don't do it warm tbf

rancid granite
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the secret ingredient is 90%+ dark chocolate btw

lavish quest
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I just rip it out the fridge, mix in the morning stuff and smash

grizzled anvil
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I’d do kiwis or peaches when I did my oats, couldn’t eat banana due to some sort of intolerance or allergy

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Though if the kiwis aren’t ripe ripe you get sour oats

lavish quest
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Homie just doesn't want to admit to suckin on bananas

grizzled anvil
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Nah I vomited blood the last time I had a banana 10 years ago 😆

lavish quest
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Could prob do a berry as a good sub

urban skiff
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bring a banana to a party

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scare the shit out of people

grizzled anvil
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Fr get out of work for a week free

grizzled anvil
urban skiff
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eat banana, clutch throat during party and scream "the [x] is poisoned!" and collapse vomiting blood

grizzled anvil
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“Don’t drink the punch” 🤮

lavish quest
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Maybe change from the flavored protein powder and peanut butter to something else in that case, but ye

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Used to just throw strawberries and blue berries into Greek yogurt and slam that

rancid granite
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im telling you frozen berry mix in overnight oats op

urban skiff
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rate my mog

wheat jay
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time to drop all my cr in shuffle

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lets go

lavish quest
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Look at these nerds trying to actually talk about wow

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This is the food channel now

rancid granite
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i do appreciate zercher coming in with mogs making me question if its from WoW or not

rancid granite
urban skiff
wheat jay
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nvm gonna do 3s

lavish quest
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Don't think I've had canned tuna before

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Do you just slam it solo, or does it go into something?

urban skiff
rancid granite
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mayo optional

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brown rice, misc steamed veggies, tuna or egg on top

urban skiff
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think these boots fit better

rancid granite
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ok frog legs

urban skiff
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I think they're meant to look like wolf legs?

lavish quest
urban skiff
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Oh shit yeah I forgot you're american so

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Ok so you can make your own mayonaise

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And the thing that happens when you do that is you realize what mayo is supposed to taste liek

fierce elm
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Wdym forgot he is american

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Oooh

rancid granite
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dijon mustard is good substitude for mayo for tuna

urban skiff
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ok so this gets exponentially more terrifying without shoes somehow

copper fox
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I’m back

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Took the weekend off wow for borderlands

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Still ahead of Santi on the ladder

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That’s crazy

fierce elm
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Crazy

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where is your blitz at

copper fox
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Don’t worry about it (1800)

fierce elm
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Oh n

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o

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Im almost 2.4

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like the lil baby I am

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Blitz is honestly such a fucking vibe

copper fox
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It’s chill af

fierce elm
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I have played a fuckton

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but it doesn't feel like it

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cus its just a vibe

sharp meteor
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idk blitz is just like

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oh we auto lose cos ur all headless chickens

fierce elm
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its great

urban skiff
frail igloo
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how do i not get my ass shafted in ss?

sharp meteor
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hit people harder

frail igloo
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they run away

fickle forge
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Nerfed btw

wheat jay
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flanking skill

urban skiff
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guys I'm so fucking ready to queue shuffle now

lavish quest
copper fox
fierce elm
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@sharp meteor Just wondering

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if you are playing the MoP map with the bases

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Do you sit Market as prot?

copper fox
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I think you do

fierce elm
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Just layed wiht a prot warrior who was HEAL DPS SNARE in Shrine

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but he never stopped a cap

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and did nothing

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lmao

copper fox
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Oh he’s a bum

fierce elm
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I don't know enough Blitz

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but I figure it would be easier if he went mid with a healer so we would get more DPS on base-attacking

copper fox
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Warrior always watches mid there

fierce elm
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rather than having our prot warr do nothing against Shrine lmfao

sharp meteor
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can go to some offnodes if u have a dps warr or dk who doesnt know what to do if they arent mid

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or a lock who can actually win mid every rift

fierce elm
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we had a DPS warr

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but ya, dude was just on Shrine 'harassing and winning us the game'

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lmfao

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we lost

urban skiff
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Would be pretty neat with an updated guide on how to do blitz for different specs or roles. Like something overall useful

sharp meteor
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if u can 1v1 people it owns

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in lower games i can go their on blood or prot and just

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1v2 or 1v3 all game

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and its way more value than just afk spinnin mid vs another dumbass tank or warrior/dk

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if you like a ret mage rogue or somethin shrine is a nice spot

sharp meteor
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there are like standard spots though

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at like mid-high or high mmr

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priest goes mid cos no mobility

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knock heavy specs go lm

urban skiff
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Yea i know,. Supatease made a guide two seasons ago that was really good and took comps into account

sharp meteor
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bm hunter sits nodes

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w/e

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theres a lot of specs so

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and most people just wanna go manfight people

urban skiff
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Where roles are assigned based on the rest of the comp and map.

rancid granite
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despite not knowing what the 2nd games story was

fierce elm
urban skiff
fierce elm
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I think it was Guardian

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but oh well

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Healer done with his strategist

urban skiff
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I still have the Big Daddy statue from the collectors edition laying around. Still in the box

fierce elm
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100 rating away from 2.4 then grind strategist out

rancid granite
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which i assume kinda just included the first 2's plots

urban skiff
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I think 2 was more horror. The slow transformation into a monster

rancid granite
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was it? damn

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i couldn't finish 1 cause it was so scary lmao

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the last of us, bioshock 1

urban skiff
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3 was horror because booker was chasing the daughter he lost

rancid granite
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#nope

urban skiff
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1 was horror because alone in a warzone under the crushing depths

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But also mindfuck near the end that made next playthrough appear entirely different

elfin surge
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@lavish quest @fickle forge

lavish quest
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Is that a vape? (Not an expert in these matters)

worldly oriole
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Do You Hit Zyn Carts?

urban skiff
lavish quest
urban skiff
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My coworker once said vapes are mouth tampons for assholes. While it's inside shit don't pour out

lavish quest
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Vapes are bad kids

elfin surge
lavish quest
lavish quest
elfin surge
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I'm 142 pounds how much do you think i eat

urban skiff
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Lol

worldly oriole
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I'm about to Buy WholeSale White Monster Vape Carts

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bythe dozen

urban skiff
fierce elm
lavish quest
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You said you were like 5'8 right?

elfin surge
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I'm 5'10

rancid granite
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can yall remove MUD from mod

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dude vapes

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so god damn awful

lavish quest
elfin surge
rancid granite
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source: im legit same height and lbs as mud LMAO

lavish quest
rancid granite
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except i don't vape cause

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wait

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is it nicotine, thc, or some fruit shit

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@elfin surge

elfin surge
elfin surge
rancid granite
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ok phew still gay but less gay thanjust fruit nonsense

novel crater
elfin surge
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at least im not fat

novel crater
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Get those fairlife protein shakes from costco

worldly oriole
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LOL 2k team down on the fire mage

fierce elm
#

No, instead you are wasting away lmfao

elfin surge
rancid granite
#

MUD is skinny fat so he wants to body recomp like me

worldly oriole
#

Mud Is Suffering From Anowrexsha

lavish quest
#

Thank me later

#

Egirl will thank me too

rancid granite
elfin surge
rancid granite
#

ok then dont vape

novel crater
rancid granite
#

nicotine is bad vaping it is worse you dont want your girlfriend thinking youre gay right

lavish quest
elfin surge
rancid granite
#

in MUDs defense he has a pretty legitimate 'how did you get hooked on it' story

#

lolol

novel crater
rancid granite
#

do yall not believe in body recomp is it always bulk/cut phases

elfin surge
novel crater
novel crater
#

Maybe 3

#

Nah I imagine u can prob bench ur weight at least, but u should still bulk up, that cant be healthy

elfin surge
#

So just the bar keks

rancid granite
novel crater
#

Eating all day helped me a ton, eating dirty

wheat jay
rancid granite
elfin surge
fierce elm
#

Lontar Tier list

elfin surge
#

I'm quite slim no belly fat

rancid granite
#

sounds easy for you then

worldly oriole
#

Poggeroni Macaroni just got full gear on the fire mage

rancid granite
#

find your maintenance, eat above it, life weights

#

gg

frank knoll
elfin surge
#

bro i eat like 1500cal a day

lavish quest
rancid granite
#

it's legitimate ok even mores ocause THEY MET

rancid granite
frank knoll
#

Quit vaping
Zyn instead
0 downside

#

Zyn is actually good for you
RFK jr does it

fierce elm
#

gum disease, negatives of nicotine still, stomach issues

#

: (

rancid granite
#

yeah shit is such an awful habit

elfin surge
rancid granite
frank knoll
#

I remember I was hanging out in Kenya
Met a French dude
Offered him an Zyn, he said no no no that is bad for you
Then whips out a cigarette like 5 mins later

rancid granite
#

but dont take me seriously listen to the others here

worldly oriole
#

Lol is blood dk good?

fierce elm
#

Its an Overall PvP list

#

so not just focused on one aspect of it

compact mica
fierce elm
#

Except its Probs 2s/3s/SS focused

elfin surge
frank knoll
#

You guys think this will increase my PvP rating

fierce elm
#

𝓢𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓸 @fickle forge

#

yes

fickle forge
#

Send help

novel crater
fierce elm
#

Its not ordered brother

#

It never is

elfin surge
#

warrior always broken! nerf!

novel crater
#

Bro

fierce elm
#

Ferals ass brother

wheat jay
#

Warrior never bad

novel crater
#

Supa put us in C tier 😂

fierce elm
#

WE NEED A COOL ASS HEALER AT AROUND 2K WITH MORE THAN 2K PEAK CR

novel crater
#

He put MW above us

fierce elm
elfin surge
#

Supa is so fucking terrible

frank knoll
#

I queued into a feral and he was doing double everyone else damage with DoTs whil just running around cycloning people

rancid granite
worldly oriole
#

Too Bad Bliss Doesnt Allow 3 Pres On One Team, since its the best spec

fickle forge
#

There's NO WAY man

elfin surge
#

Heya! I saw you are in LFG arena and wanted to ask you if you would be interested in joining a pvp guild :)

frank knoll
#

Karanze got egirls in the dms

fierce elm
#

LFG is so CURSED

novel crater
elfin surge
#

is warrior bad?

fierce elm
#

is ret bad?

novel crater
#

I told them all

#

Its true

#

And we are C tier

frank knoll
#

Why is Aug C tier
Aug is insane

lavish quest
novel crater
#

😂😂

novel crater
#

In NA

lavish quest
# elfin surge 😶

4 eggs, 1 peice of chicken, 1 can of veges. Pretty op diet for losing weight ngl

frank knoll
#

I queued into one who kited me and a DK around while he almost one shotted us a bunch of times

#

Maybe it’s ur friend

elfin surge
frank knoll
#

I just boof egg whites

lavish quest
fierce elm
#

Surely there is a healer that is 2k on EU in 3v3 lurking : 3

rancid granite
novel crater
fierce elm
#

ITS TIME TO JOIN r/WORLDOFPVP

#

to find a healer

lavish quest
#

Mud, do you ever worry about getting mistaken for a women and being kidnapped at your weight?

rancid granite
#

people who use nicotine only lose lbs too

lavish quest
wheat jay
#

Mud the twink and his Xena egirl

fickle forge
wheat jay
#

Y'all too picky

fierce elm
#

We aren't

#

trust

#

lmao

wheat jay
#

XD

#

I dunno then

#

Kargish gotta start healing hahahaha

elfin surge
fickle forge
wheat jay
#

Ask thad

#

Or James keks

fickle forge
#

We're not gonna ask Thad

wheat jay
#

@jovial torrent get your ass online

#

The boys need you

fickle forge
#

We're not gonna ask Choppah

elfin surge
#

PICKY

wheat jay
#

You're welcome

fierce elm
#

I even had to post in the Worldofpvp discord

#

maaan

wheat jay
#

XD

#

Noone wants to heal your boring comp

#

Play something fun maybe?

fickle forge
#

We're getting so many signups

#

So many signups from 1.8k cr healers claiming 2.5k or above xp

#

We check em'

#

2k xp peak

#

And it's this season

fierce elm
#

GLAD SEAOSN 2 SHADOWLANDS

#

We are giving it 8 minutes more

#

we are gonna find a HEALER

wheat jay
fierce elm
#

IM sorry artji

#

but your Season 2 SL peak does not count towards your XP

#

It has been 40 years

#

its time to move past it

wheat jay
#

Ye but you don't rly have any peaks or achievs, yet demand from pugs

#

Maybe pugs check your exp and dont apply?

fierce elm
#

you mean

#

the xp that is there

#

lmao

#

Artji stop

#

you are trying to make this way more complicated than it really is

wheat jay
#

Maybe, but you two are picky

fierce elm
#

We are expecting at least one healer close to any resemblance of XP of any kind

wheat jay
#

Thats all

fierce elm
#

and they have nothing

#

ahg eah

#

Picky

#

Woah this 0 CR priest sure is good

#

lets take him

#

Oh woah, 40% winrate rsham at 1700

#

lets take that guy

wheat jay
#

Ehhh

fierce elm
#

Also we are not looking for one queue session

#

We are lookng for someone to play more long-term with

#

So we are allowed to be picky

wheat jay
#

If you say so

#

Good luck

urban skiff
fickle forge
wheat jay
#

Like, not gonna lie, seeing 2.6k xp ret in queue wouldnt convince you two to take him

fierce elm
#

Im gonna crash out on you

wheat jay
#

Not trying to be rude, just stating what I think

wheat jay
fierce elm
#

THEY CANT SEE MY FUCKING XP YOU FUCKING IDIOT

#

HELLO

#

HELLO

#

ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND TO THE WORDS THAT ARE BEING WRITTEN ON YOUR SCREEN

#

THE WORDS YOU CAN READ

wheat jay
#

Smh

fierce elm
#

THEY CAN ONLY SEE KARGISH NAME

#

ON THE FUCKING SCREEN

wheat jay
#

Okay afro they cant see

fierce elm
#

ON THE MONITOR THEY HAVE PAID MONEY FOR

#

THUS

wheat jay
#

Addons dont exist etc

fierce elm
#

THEY CANT SEE MY CHARACTER

#

I CANT HELP IF KARGISH IS FUCKING LGYING ON THE FUCKING LFG

#

CAN I

#

NOW GET OFF MY BACK CHRIST

worldly oriole
wheat jay
#

Every time

fierce elm
#

SO YEAH

wheat jay
#

XD

fierce elm
#

WHY ARE YOU ON MY BACK

#

CONSTATNLY

#

LIKE GET OFF GOD

#

YES I PLAY RET

#

MY BAD

wheat jay
#

...

fierce elm
#

LIKE CHRIST

urban skiff
#

Afro, are you upset?

fierce elm
#

YES

urban skiff
#

It must be pretty tough to have a keyboard with a broken capslock button

wheat jay
#

Don't zerch

#

Just don't

fierce elm
#

DUDE IS ON MY FUCKING ASS CONSTANTLY

#

WHEN I AM THE PERSON WHO HAS LEAST BULLIED HIM ACROSS THE YEARS

#

Like fuck

wheat jay
#

Well mostly it's jokes

urban skiff
#

I can send you a spare keyboard if you want but it's only a G815

fierce elm
#

Well step the fuck back man christ

urban skiff
#

no wireless

fierce elm
#

Its not a joke if its 24/7

#

Like fuck man

fierce elm
urban skiff
fierce elm
#

Gonna wire so many cables tomorrow

worldly oriole
#

Afro is a wild guy

wheat jay
#

Alright afro, i apologize

urban skiff
#

good for you

worldly oriole
#

He trolls others but cant take it

fierce elm
#

Gonna be the fastest cable wirerer in the world

fierce elm
urban skiff
#

Maybe he's trolling you right now by pretending to be really angry

fierce elm
#

But Artji has been on my back since TWW S1

urban skiff
#

That's always what I assume he's doing when I do stuff that angers him

urban skiff
#

then we both sit and chuckle at the monitor in silence but never acknowledge it in discord

worldly oriole
#

Artji Told Afro About Caps Lock

fierce elm
#

Aight fuck it

urban skiff
fierce elm
#

we are rerolling a healer

urban skiff
#

That's a good reason to climb up there

#

Rsham is really popular right now

wheat jay
urban skiff
#

hang ojn

#

sec

tepid timber
#

Hey ! I'm new to pvp, can u suggest me some contents/guid/twitch to improve myself ?

rancid granite
fierce elm
#

its time

#

If you cant beat them you might aswell fucking join them

fickle forge
#

Lmfao

#

Afro is ending it

fierce elm
#

I am tired of this shit

urban skiff
fierce elm
#

Fcuk this noise

#

Fuck finding a healer

fickle forge
#

You're literally becoming James 2.0

fickle forge
#

Like you're pulling a James 2.0 with this shit

fierce elm
#

I am gonna learn this and hit glad on this fucking creature this season

#

and you will watch me

#

(If I hit 80)

urban skiff
#

I don't know your james but i know A james and he's exactly like you describe yours

fierce elm
#

If we dont have a healer by the time I am 80 and fully geared

fickle forge
#

James rerolled to healer because he was too annoyed at his healers and finding healers

fierce elm
#

I am expecting someone here to play 2s with me

fickle forge
#

Sure buddy

#

I have my 2nd warr

fierce elm
#

STOP DMING ME @wheat jay I AM NOT AS ANGRY AS I APPEAR

#

DONT WORRY

#

WE ARE OKAY

wheat jay
#

well, i know you well enough to know youre not super angry

#

ye

tepid timber
#

Hey ! I'm new to pvp, can u suggest me some contents/guid/twitch to improve myself ?

wheat jay
#

kargish i hate you

rancid granite
#

caps lock makes me think afro still got some inner warrior in him

#

good sign

fierce elm
#

I am gonna fucking rage shit this into a good character

fickle forge
#

: )

rancid granite
#

rage yourself back into warrior main

fickle forge
#

In the end James won

#

He can finally play his SP

urban skiff
#

next say "no i'm fine"

wheat jay
fierce elm
#

and the world burned as I went healer

#

I am not healing James

#

I am gonna be the opposite of James

#

I am only healing dumb stupid fuck cleaves

fickle forge
#

Lmfao

wheat jay
#

do we have any dumb fuck cleaves tho?

fickle forge
#

And just like that

#

Beast cleave became a thing

wheat jay
#

i think im getting ahead of myself thinking he's gonna want to heal me

fierce elm
#

The ladder is not ready for this

wheat jay
#

im going shuffle

#

watch me lose to 2100

#

cuz my luck ran out

#

why is this arena in the game...

#

i think there's a wintrader paladin

urban skiff
wheat jay
#

well i do the same with explosive trap

#

but still xD

fierce elm
#

crazy set

wheat jay
#

oof

fickle forge
#

Afro gonna need another 2k games to master this one

fierce elm
#

no

#

Gonna be 2.4 in SS within a week of max level

#

This shit 100% easy

#

and all the healers are crybabies

cosmic field
#

can't wait to see all the omnicd screenshots of unused buttons

rancid granite
urban skiff
#

enhancement missing and you have brewmaster up there

#

yuck

wheat jay
#

nah

#

problem with ret is they have too much of everything

urban skiff
#

i think ret is pretty neat. I wish ret had MS effect so I'd be happier with them on my team as enhancement

wheat jay
#

like i said before, remove glare and its balanced lol

urban skiff
#

HoJ

#

idk

wheat jay
#

nah

#

they need some cc lol

#

and hoj has counterplay

#

plenty

urban skiff
#

If you use HOJ you get hoj CD on both and if you use glare you get glare cd on both

#

full send

wheat jay
#

ok lets do the same with static totem and stun totem 😄

urban skiff
#

sure thing

#

I don't use static

rancid granite
#

or reflectable

urban skiff
#

make it less than 100% miss chancew

#

OR

#

Make it so glare only works if you're facing the paladin

fierce elm
#

aight am I horde or Alliance drach'tyr

urban skiff
#

why am i getting blinded? I'm facing the other way and by the way I'M A DOG

wheat jay
#

are you gay or straight?

fierce elm
#

Oh wait

#

do I don't get to pick

urban skiff
wheat jay
#

dont you pick when making character?

fierce elm
#

Oh mabe I did lmfao

cosmic field
urban skiff
cosmic field
#

i wouldnt mind that

fierce elm
#

Guess I am alliance

urban skiff
#

actually make blind and glare work the same way

cosmic field
#

blind has DR and can trinket

#

and no cast

urban skiff
#

Rogue blinds you? lose access to brain
Paladin blind you? lol you just miss attacks

#

I want some coherence

#

Or I want blizzard to state via gameplay mechanics and animations that rogue blind is actually a void based attack

cosmic field
#

just make it flashbang screen like cs

urban skiff
#

Since it's soft confirmed that rogues are void spell users together with shadow priests

wheat jay
urban skiff
#

fuck yeah

cosmic field
#

ahaha do it

#

at least you wouldnt send cds in to it when you just get tickled by an offscreen glare

worldly oriole
fierce elm
#

watch this

#

watch this funny right here

wheat jay
#

?

fierce elm
#

you ready for this

#

boutta do something real fucking funny

wheat jay
#

i kindaw anna see

#

but i also know it will be unhinged

fierce elm
#

Time to farm honor

worldly oriole
#

Youre Goin To The Club TO Get Slizzard?

#

With The Bros??

wheat jay
#

oh

#

send honor from main

#

and we can go 2s xD

fierce elm
#

I have spent it on stones

wheat jay
#

oh

fierce elm
#

time to figure this spec out

#

this cant be too hard

worldly oriole
#

You've Mastered Retribution. You Got This.

wheat jay
#

did you have 123 macros?

fierce elm
#

Watch me

#

gonna read my talents now

wheat jay
#

xd

worldly oriole
#

on use trinket macrod to BUST

#

ready to fry the land

fierce elm
#

thats a lot of buttons

urban skiff
#

i always send into cooldowns

#

they pop them, they earned it

green wharf
sharp meteor
cosmic field
fierce elm
#

I am healing EPIC BGS

lavish quest
#

How epic

fierce elm
#

real epic

#

learning a lot here

wheat jay
#

afro if you need conq and honor we can do blitz xD

#

duo

fierce elm
#

I cant even get honor gear mans

boreal veldt
ebon steeple
#

Undead so the light is blinding your other senses

lavish quest
#

Glares your minds eye

#

Only explanation as to why I can glare them booty cheeks and it still hits

jovial torrent
#

in classic raid 😭

green wharf
boreal veldt
fierce elm
#

dw Afro dragon boutta pull up

rancid granite
#

did you just

#

refer to yourself

wheat jay
#

yes he did

rancid granite
#

Aatos about to beat your ass for being a dork

green wharf
fierce elm
#

Yeah I did

green wharf
#

searing glare, can fear anyone

fierce elm
#

Im fucking DIFFERENT now

green wharf
#

you also lose your ability to scream

rancid granite
#

dude quits caffeine for 1 week

#

comes back a different man

wheat jay
fierce elm
#

I started up again its over for ladder

green wharf
wheat jay
#

cant wait for afro to demolish all the lobbies in shuffle, 3s, blitz and so on

rancid granite
#

afro just learning about what a t-break is

#

lolol

wheat jay
#

and then scream at every healer ever for being dogshit

worldly oriole
#

The Lad Is Toast He's A Master At Retribution

fierce elm
#

Watch me

#

I have the unwavering will of watching people complain about playing healer

#

and wanting to prove them wrong

wheat jay
#

this will be the best arc in history

fierce elm
#

And worst case I am wrong

boreal veldt
fierce elm
#

best case everyone is just a lil crybaby

#

I win either way because I dont play healers

boreal veldt
#

i justify healing low cr with my priest for "good karma"

jovial torrent
#

ur playing dragon healer?

fierce elm
#

I am

worldly oriole
#

Tell me How we won the first round

#

then swapped targets second round

#

and lost