pvp

[copper fox]

Yea but MW heals thru damage

Fist weaver

Healers need to dps in 2s yea

In general

[rancid granite]

i thought that was just just 1 of their builds idk

for me i can get away with pure zugging the healer

sometimes swapping hard

but it feels like a whole different game lmao

[copper fox]

Problem with priest is you’re not going to win any mana games

So you need to dps to stay ahead

As priest

[rancid granite]

priest/monk and me on mostly warrior, rarely rogue cause im bad at it

[worldly oriole]

How do you feel that I did deadlifts with 140lbs today @copper fox

[copper fox]

You’re weaker than 12 year olds

[worldly oriole]

correctly. not like an egomaniac

yeah but its serving its purpose and i can build up to a good weight right?

[rancid granite]

i imagine that's the point of the haste i see on murlok

[novel crater]

Lmao

[copper fox]

If it was challenging sure

[copper fox]

Correct

[worldly oriole]

I think it was. my deadlift is like untrained tbh. but even if it wasnt just add plates til it is. havent done lower body in awhile til recent

[urban skiff]

Prevent goals until the striker gets one past the opposing team's goalkeeper

[fierce elm]

YOU ARENT SUBBED

[urban skiff]

Keep ball in team's possession for as long as possible, failing that keep ball out of opposing team's possession as long as possible

[rancid granite]

the instinct tells me it's mostly about coordinated burst/pressure soooo it makes sense; and it's kinds crazy how much burst/dmg healers can do

but idk how much they have to sacrifice healing

cause i've donked countless healers

[urban skiff]

we keep winning mana games though

[rancid granite]

who try to straight up dmg and forget to heal lol

[urban skiff]

it's so strange

[urban skiff]

paladins, monks, priests

mostly

[rancid granite]

sounds right

meanwhile shamans seem invincible probably because i avoid 100% of the totems

:^)

[urban skiff]

Yea I don't know why shamans are such struggles in 2s

[rancid granite]

i'm about to level one to 80 just to get a proper feel for it cause theyre my arch nemesis atm

along with DH

[worldly oriole]

I have MY enhanced 80 boost from the preorder lol

[rancid granite]

generic skillcapped ui there's 50 frucking totems + nameplates so editting totem bars is a big must

[urban skiff]

I need a better totem bar

[copper fox]

I need a permission slip from my wife to get a healer egirl for 2s

[novel crater]

LMAO good luck with that

[copper fox]

Lmfao

[rancid granite]

easier to just recruit them and teach them how to heal lol

[fierce elm]

Im moving to NA rn

[copper fox]

Let’s go

[rancid granite]

wait in line afro im already in his dm's

[fierce elm]

I got mad egirl skills

I will wear a maid outfit

[copper fox]

That’s going to be hard to top

[rancid granite]

that's why you're bald

can slap on any kind of wig

play the part well

[worldly oriole]

What do I Boost

lol

[copper fox]

Dk

[worldly oriole]

I might

i have a 74 high mountain one

[north thicket]

@sharp meteor how are you running prot nowadays for SS? would you link talents pls

[sharp meteor]

um just standard haste heavy thane

i swap talents and honor talents every round so

have only queued a few games feels al ot squishier now

[north thicket]

oh squishier? just because of no spell block?

btw

[main crag]

Hi everyone, haste or versatility into cloak?

[north thicket]

I hope you all realize that the next expansion is going to be a Warrior one!

[main crag]

for solo shuffle

[copper fox]

Spec?

[main crag]

arms

[copper fox]

Haste

[urban skiff]

kicked out of game, stuck on this and it won't let me play

[copper fox]

Heard that’s happened to a lot of enhance mains

[north thicket]

Zercher, they are sabotaging your big beautiful enhancement gameplay

[urban skiff]

They definitely are

[lavish quest]

Fuck the healers in pvp. Healers for keys, dats where the hoes at

[urban skiff]

stuck on this, realm list says incompatible

Nothing can be pressed anywhere ingame

both me and my wife getting the issue?

[spice hornet]

EU getting DDOS

Or somethin

[lavish quest]

Ya know... I wasn't even massive or training hard... just pe class in high school. And even I could deadlift 300. (which I know isn't a lot, but my only working out at that time was PE class lol)

[north thicket]

is Enh really under the radar?!

[urban skiff]

pretty much my first time ever being affected by the DDOS attacks even when they were happening

[urban skiff]

nah, monk forgot to dodge

[north thicket]

wait, isn't it a passive ability that dodge?

[urban skiff]

no like actually get away from me

[north thicket]

I had just login in EU, no problems at all btw

[urban skiff]

dk and war doing a great job keeping me away so he just had to line so i could kill his dps first

[urban skiff]

finally back in

wife still can't

pretty sure kargish won't be able to play 3s tonight

[north thicket]

oh ye, monk though he could fist you on Ascendance

[urban skiff]

why is my wife outing me in front of @split helm

[copper fox]

Does your wife need a new 2s partner

[lavish quest]

Karg already takes care of her

[urban skiff]

Not sure

We're waiting for kargish's gf to get so drunk we can play with him

[copper fox]

No one ever invites me to be their 3rd

[urban skiff]

you're dirty non-EU

can someone tell me why that paladin didn't bubble?

[copper fox]

What if he needs it next round

[urban skiff]

No rounds, it's 3s

just figured maybe it can't be used right after LoH on the mage?

also mage dipping to 200k before iceblocking, if you look really closely

[copper fox]

Idk but srs question why do we keep getting replica races to play and not new ones

Like these things coming out are just jacked elves

[urban skiff]

what's replica?

[copper fox]

We have 19 dwarves

[urban skiff]

Eh, they have new animations

[copper fox]

We need like these ethereal

[urban skiff]

drachtyrs were new

[copper fox]

I guess

[split helm]

Yeah I saw that and laughed 😂

[urban skiff]

I feel like player base has been very vocal about this, they want hot humans (but not humans) and absolutely nothing else

[rancid granite]

so humans but not thicc humans

insane there's no 'thin' human body types

gotta play elf for it

[tribal holly]

How do you know 👀

[worldly oriole]

@copper fox you think 3x5 is good for hypertrophy on a deadlift? or should i go for more reps

[urban skiff]

when in doubt, end in a 5x10 at 60%

[copper fox]

60% won’t provide any decent hypertrophy

[worldly oriole]

I'm just doing 3x5 right now and add 5lbs a week til it stalls I think but might do 3x8

[copper fox]

I would never go above 6 reps on dead’s

Personally

[worldly oriole]

yeah thats what im thinking too

[copper fox]

Real hypertrophy requires like

RIR 2

Basically

[worldly oriole]

yeah

i feel ya

i try to keep everything within that

MY lower today was just quad machine / deadlift

I can prob add another exercise for quad if i wanted to

[rancid granite]

am i the only one bypassing gym going directly into calisthenics here

[copper fox]

The number of different exercises matters much less than the effort put into each individual one

[rancid granite]

😔

[copper fox]

You can do 1 quad and 1 hamstring movement and crush them for 6 sets each

And you’re good

Or you can pick more for less sets

[worldly oriole]

I've done weighted pushups for a workout

[copper fox]

Yea

[worldly oriole]

and decline pushups.. also chest dips @rancid granite

[rancid granite]

i dont know what either of those are ngl 😭

[rancid granite]

borrow me $500 so i can get the most basic set of dumbells and a bench for at home

shits expensive

[copper fox]

wtf I’m not rich

[urban skiff]

venmo or?

[rancid granite]

cashapp only

maybe a year or 3 from now i'll needa use some weights and spend $5k on them otherwise

lonely here in the calisthenics world

😔

[copper fox]

Anyone wanna tank or heal dungeons for my last warr im lvling

[urban skiff]

spend I think 5-10k on everything, height of covid and stuff so the prices went through the roof.

They had forgotten to send me my fatgrips with the order so I called up and asked them to do that.

[worldly oriole]

I'll send pic of the chest dips after this shuffle

i actually trained that movement hard af

[urban skiff]

10 days later a guy is unloading all the same equipment a second time on my doorstep

they had thought I hadn't received any items and sent it all again

[copper fox]

Did you keep it

[urban skiff]

Lol, no. Told him to pack that shit up and just give me my grips. Then called up the company and let them know he was coming back with the stuff so nobody could think to bill me twice if he had kept it

[swift folio]

guys i have not payed attention to pvp at all so am i going thane or slayer for solo shuffle on fury ?

[copper fox]

Slayer

[urban skiff]

thane is currently dead if you aren't tanking blitz

[rancid granite]

wholesome; that's some paladin main behavior

[urban skiff]

it pains me to say so

[swift folio]

is collossus on arms a real thing ?

[urban skiff]

I prefer honesty

[rancid granite]

idk man col/thane seem like a blitz thing tbh

[urban skiff]

if you can spell colossus you're halfway there to be smart enough to be a colossus player

[urban skiff]

case in point

can't spell colossus

[swift folio]

you might have noticed im a warrior maine

me no spell me hit things

[rancid granite]

colllosssusss is fun but idk

everytime i try to climb ss with it though i revert back to slayer

[copper fox]

Exactly

[wheat jay]

@lavish quest dropped dh

[urban skiff]

@fickle forge drunk yet?

[lavish quest]

Show me the hotfix

[wheat jay]

i cba collecting souls

[lavish quest]

Just wrapped up last 10 to have them all time

Well and an 11

[split helm]

@fierce elm how many 1 2 3 party macros I need ? It seems a lot

[lavish quest]

All of them

I just mouseover

[split helm]

def way too many LOL

[rancid granite]

zero

lmfao

[urban skiff]

Any EU monkeys wanna play 3s while we wait for kargish?

[lavish quest]

Imagine being EU

[fickle forge]

Nah nah we barely had anything

[copper fox]

I use like

1 123 and it’s to change focus targets

[green wharf]

@copper fox gime a gear guide for destro

[fierce elm]

it is a lot

[green wharf]

warlock disc is dead

[copper fox]

Just use framesort wtf

[fierce elm]

welcome to why braindead 1600 players are still braindead 1600 players on ret

[lavish quest]

I just right click sarena and then have mouse over turned on for paladins for helping the homies

[urban skiff]

there's only 1-4 party members, you're player. So you don't want party123, you want player and party12. Nitpicking here but if you try to do it literally as party123 you'll run into issues

[green wharf]

"other race/class combination"

for fuck sake

[fierce elm]

Still need the macros for framesort

[urban skiff]

sounds like orc dh

[green wharf]

just give me a non elf DH

[green wharf]

they specifically said other class, so no DH

[fierce elm]

Mans asked what macros for ret and I provided

[copper fox]

You dont need a bunch of 123 you just have stormbolt, focus stormbolt and stormbolt healer and that’s it

What else

[fierce elm]

technically its 2-3

[copper fox]

Disarm + disarm focus

Don’t need 3

[fierce elm]

He didnt ask for Fury

He asked for ret

[copper fox]

Ohhh

[fierce elm]

Yeah lmao

[copper fox]

wtf this guys ret

[fierce elm]

Idk

[urban skiff]

no, "class/race combination" is read as a single item. It can be anything of anything

[fierce elm]

He asked lmao

[fickle forge]

@urban skiff So is it gonna be today?

[split helm]

how does this work is it mouseover ?

[fierce elm]

So BoP, Sac, Spellwarding, HoJ, Freedom, sanc on healer

[urban skiff]

literally just waiting for you to say ready

[fierce elm]

Lay on hands

(I use mouseover for everything)

[copper fox]

No you download framesort addon and it literally just targets healer automatically

[fickle forge]

Well

Is it gonna be today?

[green wharf]

Its not gonna be DH brother

[fierce elm]

PALADIN

[fierce elm]

KUL TIRAN PALADIN

[green wharf]

they are too fucking lazy to create a new demon form and DH customisation

[urban skiff]

FULL SEND LETS GO

[fickle forge]

I'm making late night eggs real quick

Then I'll comne

[green wharf]

they only made void elf possible cause its the same shit as blood elf

[split helm]

right I will need to check how this works on youtube

legit too many party macros for paladin

might just do mouse over and job done

I don't wanna click 3000 buttons xD

[fierce elm]

I use mouseover then change my sanc into whatever the healers name is

its tedious as fuck but yolo

It is worse in every way

[urban skiff]

a lot of kargish

[fierce elm]

But I am also a gigachad

[split helm]

u are

[fierce elm]

@fickle forge get yo drunk ass online

[urban skiff]

man these guys want in badly

[boreal veldt]

Zerch fan club

[urban skiff]

ayoo

it's happening

we get to see the champ in action

[boreal veldt]

squad

[urban skiff]

straight to 1489 rating and make kennie proud

been a while since he's ripped me for my shit rating

capping this gameplay

instead of streaming it

[spice hornet]

Has Zercher put hex on his bars yet?

[urban skiff]

what the fuck

rip

[split helm]

nice

[urban skiff]

i hexed sham and then threw a cap at his feet, stunned him at trinket

[worldly oriole]

Making Light Work Out Of The Fourteen Hundos

[urban skiff]

we're caballin' here

mirror time

[fickle forge]

Man should just stream

[urban skiff]

am recording instead

lmk if you need any matches replayed

[lavish quest]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-x-to-doubt-press-x-to-doubt-press-x-gif-15607029899343592890

[green wharf]

any man who says i am gigachad is no true gigachad

[fierce elm]

yeah okay stop gooning

[green wharf]

you just got owned by the lanister bro

to the wall with you

[lavish quest]

Gooning out of left field, impressive

[green wharf]

what gooning

[urban skiff]

almost keeping up with MS bot guy

[green wharf]

lmao kargish washed up

losing in damage and ini kills smh

[urban skiff]

what the hell is this

sheesh

making my wife sweat here

[boreal veldt]

just landed my first charge demolish what a time to be alive

[urban skiff]

straight up losing early kill because of a tab target error

yeeeeeeeeeeha

[split helm]

killed the mfer

he crying

[boreal veldt]

lmao

[urban skiff]

fun times

[spice hornet]

At least Mendora gets to experience doing 2s with an actual viable spec

[urban skiff]

true

If I wasn't the worst warrior in the world I'd play warrior

kargish turned quiet so I assume he's swearing over having to work so hard

the gambling spec

[fickle forge]

I'm busy being flamed by this 1600 Rsham

[urban skiff]

lmao

[split helm]

strewam

[urban skiff]

save receipts

[split helm]

UI wanna listen watch this

[urban skiff]

at least i'm learning stuff

like drop a grounding before going ham if the warlock is the type to spam fears

[fickle forge]

Your wife needs to get a better feel for her CDs as well

Dome first global costs a lot of games

[urban skiff]

yea, I don't know enough about how disc works to help her

or anything at all about healing

in 2s we win by surviving first set of cooldowns and then getting all of theirs, then wait 2 minutes

feels crude

Thanks for playing, it was fun and I did learn a lot

[split helm]

Hurray

fully geared

just need to put enchants on all gear

set the rest of keybinds for party etc and I am good to go

[rancid granite]

including your gem socket???

[boreal veldt]

if i socket my blue craft will the socket disappear when i upgrade it to max?

[split helm]

no because I don't have the honor for that

that's 5k I need to farm those 5k then put socket into my ring and then put gem there

[wheat jay]

Longest game

But like wtf

I had like 9min 2s game and it had 95% damp

[green wharf]

were you guys mogging a outfit before fighting?

[fickle forge]

No, it was DH+Rsham in a 3s game

Literally immortal

[green wharf]

[north thicket]

am I the only who thinks that again the overall bust in the game is too high

[rancid granite]

i bust all day long

it's just right

especially over every paladain cause i hate paladins so much

paladin meta is the worst

[tribal holly]

I remember when that used to take 30 minutes 👴

[green wharf]

Jesus

[rancid granite]

fury scalin with mastery

[tribal holly]

I remember watching a slugfest between 2 healers back in the day

Traded with the other dps

[wheat jay]

Smh old

[tribal holly]

Im not even 30 yet

[split helm]

making me feel old now

[tribal holly]

Ive played wow for almost half of my life

[split helm]

DAMN, Yeah I don't have that yet if I have 1 year of gameplay I will be surprised

[tribal holly]

Ive quit now tho so im free

[copper fox]

You’re partially free

You’re still here

[split helm]

ah come on is not that bad is it ? I got free of League of Legends now that's what you call freedom ahahah

[copper fox]

Which means there’s a gateway to coming back POSSIBLY

[tribal holly]

Touché

[tribal holly]

Its worse

[wheat jay]

Oh so we're probably similar age

Bro how much time did we waste on wow

Fucking hell

[wheat jay]

Cap

You don't quit wow

[split helm]

How ? Please enlighten me

[copper fox]

Mmorpg character attachments are far harder to break from than league

[tribal holly]

Its 100% the social aspect

I could not be any less attached to any of the wow characters ive had

[copper fox]

Yea it’s all in the same scope though. Guilds etc

[tribal holly]

Imagine playing with same people for a decade

Hell i know some of the wow people better than i know any of my neighbours or coworkers

[copper fox]

Yea I’ve played since 2004 and still have a few 2004 people who play

Yep

[split helm]

Really? Meh just delete them, it's fine, just a game I guess.

[green wharf]

im 100% attached to my dudes

we made ton of story in the game

thats why rpg is great

If the story wasnt so garbage like it is now i would prob not even be playing pvp tbh

i was pretty content in just doing quests and farming itens/mounts

[rancid granite]

so u coming back for midnight?

[rancid granite]

one and the same for me; better the story better the pvp

[green wharf]

i kill people in the open world while doing my farm

also, before there wasnt solo q

and i mostly played solo

[rancid granite]

big vibes with original battlegrounds, no rated, just going for the W

no reason other than to W

[boreal veldt]

kinda excited for the new epic bg

[tribal holly]

Thats when i get off from work

[sharp meteor]

why it just gets ruined by premaders/syncers

ebgs have become a wasteland of basically gy farming wintrading

[rancid granite]

yeah but you get to bond with your friends while doing it

[boreal veldt]

sometimes i end up on the premade side

[sharp meteor]

q ranked

[rancid granite]

just join a ebg guild if you wanna play ebg otherwise.... ya q ranked

[boreal veldt]

[green wharf]

no epic bgs ranked yet

can you magine the shitshow

[boreal veldt]

god i'd love to read that chat

blitz chat is already insanely toxic

[sharp meteor]

blitzers deserve nothing but misery and despair

[rancid granite]

ebg players got their own unique community its

[green wharf]

especially tank players

[sharp meteor]

tis the price i pay

[lavish quest]

What's the price for being furry?

[sharp meteor]

No racials.

[copper fox]

lol

[sharp meteor]

My crumb of racial joy is like 200% movement speed bladestorms

[wild pumice]

Got it! Started off extremely poorly but did some major tweaking and finally got it done. Bonus points for the epic fireball in the background 😂😂

Def one of the most awesome warr sets I’ve seen in a while. They need to shift this design team over to Hunter ASAP 😂😂

[lavish quest]

Why hunter...?

Shouldn't be playing hunter, should be ascending to warrior

[copper fox]

Good job but arms

[unique fox]

Love that the helm actually looks half decent on dumbass gnomes

[copper fox]

8 years. Rip Rich

[green wharf]

fury is not playable at the momment

[copper fox]

No you’re just bad

?

I’m sorry what were you saying

@green wharf

[green wharf]

How many of then are thane?

none

so not playable

[copper fox]

Thane is for losers who want to do less damage

[green wharf]

slayers if for wannabe arms

[urban skiff]

wtf

having to work so hard

and so the steady climb down begins

0-6 healers stealing my mmr 🙁

[novel crater]

I played some games as thane to try it out on 1 of those warriors for a day or two

slayer is just way better with 2 set

[sharp meteor]

they knocked a bunch of power out the thane tree

2pc seems bad and 4pc seems eh

if you want cleave and better defensives seems like an arms angle

[urban skiff]

I just want to play fury but I'm too dumb

so I play enhancement instead where I can shut off brain

[green wharf]

thats why i aint touching fury until they fix Thane

played thane only for two season, refuse to go slayer

the funny bits is doing mad lad cleave, killing the second guy while hitting one

[green wharf]

Fury is objectively more dumb than enhance

[urban skiff]

nah dog

enhancement has two buttons

Stormstrike and STORMSTRIKE MORE

might have to do something about the size of these clips

[green wharf]

that's ragging blow and rampage man

[urban skiff]

only if they were the same button but glowy'er

[green wharf]

fury is way more braindead than enhance

[urban skiff]

then why can't i play fury?

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK

two shamans

[urban skiff]

i mean, what even is this

can't even 1800 right now

[green wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/frankly-thats-a-skill-issue-hazzikostas-ion-ion-hazzikostas-skill-issue-gif-21595688

[urban skiff]

never said it wasn't

I've been saying for a while now, I'm literally too brain dead to play warrior but enh is ez

[novel crater]

warrior is an extremely complicated class, not everyone can play it, there's no shame in accepting that

[novel crater]

but fr, if you're finding 1800 hard most likely is a rotation issue try hitting the dummy perfectly for hours and warm up before u q

[urban skiff]

I played arms in mythic raids throughout all of legion and other expansions. I got the rotation down for the most part.
It's an issue with zero awareness of what is going on anywhere besides the middle of my screen

It's an issue with picking targets, connecting with targets, and keeping uptime on targets

[novel crater]

picking targets should be always casters or cloth generally, Destro>Boomie>SP>Mages etc etc

depending on lvl of threat

connecting and uptime is a numbers game

u dont wanna use a mobility without the other person using HIS mobility

so like dont charge people in the opener when u can run to them while mounted etc

[green wharf]

prob must be that you are trying to play warrior like you play shaman

[urban skiff]

so in their face 100% of the time completely unstoppable?

[green wharf]

plus i think you still have fucked up gear and warrior scale better with gear

[urban skiff]

warrior sitting so many roots i don't sit on shaman

[novel crater]

u cant rally and gnome out of them

[urban skiff]

my war gear is fixed up, my shaman I haven't spent any conq or BT yet

[green wharf]

and the stats, which spec you going

https://tenor.com/view/check-the-pins-kowalski-penguin-gif-20219688

[urban skiff]

stats are fine

have 25% haste, exactly at vers cap and rest mastery

with 2set

if there's one thing I'm good at, it's maxing out stats how I like them

it's entirely a skill issue

and a skill that is difficult to just develop

I think I just need to get the reps in and build list of what works and what doesn't

It's just not exactly building morale to lose all the time or suck at hitting 1800 on warrior

[spice hornet]

zerch those records aint lookin too good ngl...

[urban skiff]

yea no shit

another dead race for pvp

pvp interview completed

[hollow plover]

Racials should be disables anyways in rated, let ppl play what they want

[shell iron]

Hey folks. Anyone tested the new **power through adversity talent (for prot) that reduces damage taken b/w 10% and 40% in PVP? **

• Do you feel a significant/ noticeable change in survivability in PVP with it?

[urban skiff]

It's a prot talent so there's going to be a shortage of people who have tried it

[shell iron]

Yup but 40% DR at full potential seems like MASSIVE amount

[north thicket]

Is that Gigadwarf?

[urban skiff]

yea

[hollow plover]

are ppl killing prot warrs even without it?

[urban skiff]

straight up pathetic performance somehow

[hollow plover]

tanks are gonna be nuisance anyways, doesnt matter if its 10% or 40% on one talent

[urban skiff]

it's a 2-fold issue, 1) are tanks dying at all. 2) are healers wasting mana/globals on keeping tanks alive

Remember tanks take like 35% extra damage baseline

[shell iron]

50% +

Tanks take roughly 50% more damage

[north thicket]

But Zercher if you a trampling them on Enhance, and Arms below par then Enh > Arms at least these first weeks or?

[urban skiff]

or maybe i just really suck

My easy 1800 on enh was in 2s, which is way easier than shuffle imho

[north thicket]

@sharp meteor was quite hyped about this talent, if I remember mostly because it boosts prot's flag carry capability

[shell iron]

Would be nice to know if it does provide a noticeable survivability difference.

[north thicket]

Do you get more focused on Arms compared to Enh in SS? It's not a skill issue and at 100+ rounds it's also not just luck.

What it is then?

[urban skiff]

i haven't gone SS yet on enh

But I expect it to be as easy as my war

at the very least

[tribal wedge]

ngl, people already play what they want if you don't aim rank 1, and even rank 1 can be obtain with every things

[hollow plover]

i know

[split helm]

morning yalll

[urban skiff]

zapzap

[sand sundial]

do you use reshii wraps in pvp lmao

[fierce elm]

yes

good damage

good stats

high ilvl

[split helm]

730 ilvl in the end

Higher than conquest

Stats wise

[obtuse igloo]

is there any active larger PVP guild ? can anyone recommend anything?

[fierce elm]

Naa

Not a thing anymore pretty much

[obtuse igloo]

than a larger guild which happens to have some pvp enthuziasts?

[urban skiff]

ilvl good, mono stat good

[urban skiff]

i find people to play with in here, or in lfg

I even marry the good ones

[obtuse igloo]

LEL

[urban skiff]

or at least the sneaky ones who'll trick me into liking them by feeding me and giving me foot massages

How to fix mages: reduce range of poly to 10 yards

[fierce elm]

kek

[urban skiff]

Or put it on a charge system. 3 charges, 45 sec cd.

[fierce elm]

I don't even have to read to understand what you are playing

Go back to Shaman

[fickle forge]

You have better odds in a community

[urban skiff]

Boo

[fickle forge]

Playing with the enh sham was definitely a rough time

[urban skiff]

At the start you were averaging 1.5m dps across entire matches

by the end it was 400k

😮

I was tilting over how many small misclicks I kept doing

[lavish quest]

Did ya 3 break 1600?

[urban skiff]

pretty close tbh

[fickle forge]

We were pretty hardstuck around 1.8k

[fickle forge]

That's life with uptime

There are some questionable choices though

Like dome on the first GCD every game

We're reaching a point where I'll just hold trinket cause I ain't trusting any of y'all to follow the script

[urban skiff]

we don't know the scriiiiipt

of course we can't follow it

[lavish quest]

@wheat jay Seems like you were the one carrying after all bud

[fickle forge]

We Q'd into Afro and I's healer as well

[fickle forge]

I can tell you it's not smokebomb first GCD into everything

I was a bit hammered though so there's that

[urban skiff]

you said you barely had anything!

[fickle forge]

Into stuff like rogue you wanna have dome for smokebomb

[fickle forge]

I lied 😎 👍

[urban skiff]

which admittedly is exactly what one would say if drunk

[fickle forge]

We had a good dinner man

And the wine was fire

[urban skiff]

😄

still i learned useful stuff

[fickle forge]

Then MM bro

[urban skiff]

But man you died fast in those bombs

[fickle forge]

MM is your #1 public enemy rn

[fickle forge]

Yeah that's the point of a bomb go

Assassa is also overtuned rn

[wheat jay]

?

what

[urban skiff]

yea i noticed

that bit

[wheat jay]

can i get a tldr?

[fickle forge]

You either dome or trinket the bomb go

[fickle forge]

Zercher and I were hardstuck 1800 mmr

[urban skiff]

I don't think dome would have stopped this

[wheat jay]

cuz youdont have my survi to do all the cc and peeling for you O_O

[fickle forge]

But Leland doesn't know our Qs with your DH were on 1700 mmr

[wheat jay]

AND ITS EVIDENT IN OUR DH GAMES YOU BITCH

ZERO KICKS

ZERO PEELS

ZERO HELP

FUCK YOU BOTH

your ele sucks

[fickle forge]

It does

[urban skiff]

isn't it just a 20% wall?

[fickle forge]

Should be 50% iirc

[urban skiff]

huh, really?

[fickle forge]

40% or 50%, something like that

It's buffed in PvP

[fickle forge]

Don't make me whip out the details

[fickle forge]

It's also a bit of a waste cause you don't stand in it yourself on the openers

[urban skiff]

does it require something extra from a talent?

[lavish quest]

Ya boi hardstuck 1800 kek

[wheat jay]

whip out an interrupt maybe

[lavish quest]

With our seasoned Zercher

Best enhance in the game

[urban skiff]

Rumour has it Bigdam just started doing what i've been doing all of this season and most of last season and people are acting like it's a big discovery

🫠

[fickle forge]

Use Drustvar for PvP mods

[wheat jay]

big discovery doesnt matter if youre 1800with it

[fickle forge]

It's a lot more accurate

[urban skiff]

I stopped at 1800 but when we pushed it felt like 2100 would have been easy

immediately after our wife swapped to oracle over voidweaver

before that 1600 felt impossible

absolutely wild difference

[fickle forge]

You just need some more coaching, but it doesn't help that enh is not a spec atm

[urban skiff]

I also need to fix up my UI

Have a better way of telling when MM is breaking my slows

or when cooldowns are being used by enemy team

I need to stop trying to make the conventional stuff work for me and just work with my wonky brain instead

[fickle forge]

You just need to hit Frost Shock on CD into MM

Let me handle freedom etc.

Lasso is good on freedom, but it'll just be stopped

[urban skiff]

Usually I'm pretty good at landing roots right when they hit disengage so they wasted the cooldown

this is one of the enh shamans we absolutely humiliated

The other one is, i think, Sha

[fickle forge]

I mean yeah

Funnily enough they get ran over, cause enh fucking blows lmao

You probably have it in your recording somewhere

But I just hit stun into fear into disarm on his ascend and then he's worthless for another minute

[urban skiff]

I have full recordings of every match

[fickle forge]

And then I do it again on next doomwinds

[urban skiff]

I think we had the advantage even though they have the same cc as we do with a WW monk instead of war

because we only had 1 good disarm target and they had 2

[fickle forge]

WW isn't nearly as good as warr into that

[urban skiff]

Yea, i meant they had to choose between disarming you or me. You didn't have to choose, since disarming WW stops like 2 things

[fickle forge]

Even if by some miracle they get through the CC, I can just Intervene+parry and now he's back to doing 0 dam

[urban skiff]

had to cut this one down because no nitro

But I think I did pretty good keeping that rogue out a little longer than they liked, and swapping to the priest right as he hit swap

[fickle forge]

This you already sent though

[urban skiff]

oh oh

I found the klåt one

[fickle forge]

Lasso there is not the best call, if he didn't have turbo ADHD, he'd just hold trinket and let the mage kick you

Then he's just on DR for free and can trinket the fear/disarm instead

[cosmic field]

even with SB up? I would trinket it over waiting another 1m30 for dmg... although i am turbo adhd tbf

i guess if you trust mage to kick or on comms

[urban skiff]

i just realized fear/disarm would be to disarm during evasion, correct?

[fickle forge]

I mean his first GCD was blades

So it works out for us

But overcommiting on CC DRs before he pops is a good way to lose fast

Tune into Loveless stream @urban skiff

[urban skiff]

My goal one is to stop them after they use cooldowns

if that can't happen, then my goal is to desync their offensives so they can't stack them on top of each other

generally if one of them hits burst cds I start disrupting, not saying that's what I did that time

played pretty braindead

I should get better at kicking heals, i just can't tell when it's fine and when I have to save it

[copper fox]

All enemies above 80% hp - don’t kick
You pop offensive CDs - kick
They have their defensive CDs up under 50% - kick
They have their defense CDs up over 50% - probably don’t kick

Enemy below 60% - kick

[urban skiff]

that's actually surprisingly helpful

[copper fox]

lol

[urban skiff]

What happened to the real methyltren and can we keep this skinwalker?

[copper fox]

I got muted for 1 hour by my fellow warriors and it changed me

[split helm]

you got muted !?

HAHAHA

we do say some absurd shit in here

how the fuck you got muted ?

I am watching arm wrestling this shit is actually entertaining

[fickle forge]

@urban skiff

[urban skiff]

maybe he should watch my stream?

😄

[copper fox]

Nah you joined during the tame era… things have settled down. You should have seen how bad it was for Tony when he first joined

[split helm]

really ahahaha tell me about it please XD

[copper fox]

Bruh that’s way too much to type lol

Are you 1800 on warrior yet

[split helm]

on warrior

I havent even started on warrior

lol

[urban skiff]

did he try doing damage?

[split helm]

I fully geared Ret

[lavish quest]

Had to get the beast under control Clueless

[urban skiff]

man I suck at this video shit

watch a cat shit the floor twice in under a minute

[copper fox]

wtf you’re a bum

Ret is for women

[split helm]

right can any of the mods tell me what's the word that is blocked here XD

[copper fox]

Doesn’t matter because you lose on all facets

Playing ret now

[split helm]

you cannot even TALK

you have a RET alt

[copper fox]

I don’t?

[split helm]

that's not I have been told

[copper fox]

You’re speaking out of your ass

[split helm]

learned with the best !

[copper fox]

I get every class to 1800 for the mog the last week of the season

[split helm]

so you do have ret alt

[copper fox]

No

It’s holy because of qs

[rancid granite]

you're afro's apprentice now

[split helm]

ahjahahah

[copper fox]

Yea change your name

You’re disgusting

[split helm]

HAAHAHA

XD

you playing Holy and you telling me I am disgusting

that's women spec

[copper fox]

“Playing holy” brother it takes me 4 lobbies to hit 1800

[split helm]

never denied that

[urban skiff]

#pvp message

@copper fox

YOu forgot this

[split helm]

I never denied of your skills at all 😄

[copper fox]

So I play another class for 2 hours every 4-6 months

Yes

Have been since 1800 sets existed

My 2 hours of gaming is higher than your ceiling

Change your name

[worldly oriole]

Lol

[lavish quest]

I can see what naughty things you try to say

[split helm]

you still playing them

[lavish quest]

Then why were you offering to play ret war with me on your ret huh

[worldly oriole]

Holy Chet Its Already Saturday

[split helm]

and yes your 2h of gaming is higher than my ceiling

and what

[copper fox]

Never said I had a ret lol

[split helm]

you know

[lavish quest]

It was implied you mankey

[copper fox]

I was offering to help you so I was going to make one

[split helm]

there is nothing wrong is you being better than me

[copper fox]

Nait, you know, there’s a lot wrong

[split helm]

nah

is not

[copper fox]

Yep

[split helm]

you know what is wrong

I tell you

lying

that's fucked up

[copper fox]

Except there’s been no lying

You bum

[rancid granite]

idk i see why methyltren is upset; takes NAIT under his wing, excited and loving - then nate is like na im gonna play a ret cause afro is cooler

even warriors get broken hearts

[split helm]

not really

[copper fox]

I’m not upset he’s just a failure so he’s gotta change his name

[split helm]

because I said this many times before

I am waiting for this bum to finish hsi guide

so I can follow his footsteps

[rancid granite]

meth is fury main.. can't even cast ignore pain

[copper fox]

LMFAO

[worldly oriole]

Have you ever lifted like an asshole before? I Cringe at myself when i started lol @copper fox

[copper fox]

Damn this kid can’t even come up with his own words

[split helm]

laughed my ass off

at this point he just arguing for arguing

[copper fox]

Yea I was a regard lol

[split helm]

XD

[copper fox]

Not really. I just got a new target on my radar

[worldly oriole]

I hurt my hip on a bouncy elliptical then i did a one rep max on a front squat like the next day when i havent done it ever lol @copper fox

[copper fox]

You’re no longer friendly fire

[split helm]

oh boy

oh will I sleep at night

how*

Meth is mad at me

might just quit the game

[copper fox]

Doesn’t matter how you sleep lol

You should you’re still sub 1800 4 weeks in

[lavish quest]

[split helm]

and your point is ?

[lavish quest]

[copper fox]

You’re wasting your time playing

[split helm]

not really

as long I learn something new eveyday I am not wasting my time

[copper fox]

You’re not learning

[split helm]

and you using 1800 rating excuse to try to offend me is pretty childish

yeah I am

[copper fox]

Childish lmfao

Bro you’re the easiest fish I ever caught

[split helm]

I ain't even a fish

[copper fox]

[split helm]

XD

[copper fox]

Too easy

[split helm]

keep trying kiddo

[copper fox]

@fierce elm come get your boy he’s embarrassing

[split helm]

HAHAHAHA

[copper fox]

Bums got my name in his name, dudes knees so chapped waiting for something.

[split helm]

okay okay

you win

I will change my name

[urban skiff]

is this the season you get 2400 on enhancement?

[copper fox]

Ty

[copper fox]

Yes

[split helm]

You're welcome

[lavish quest]

Tbf, I told you that you couldn't talk until you ghot 1800...

[split helm]

Yes dad

[lavish quest]

[split helm]

If that's what you wish please go ahead

[urban skiff]

do we have to spec into ignore emotional pain?

[fickle forge]

Why are y'all acting like my ex at this point

[split helm]

right ?

[fickle forge]

Shit ain't that deep

[split helm]

play wtv you want

don't like it that's cool ignore it wtf

[copper fox]

Relax he’s a fish. Didn’t even need a large bait

[split helm]

He thinks I am malding

[fickle forge]

I am establishing a rule that says you can't speak until you get very high rating on ret though ( 2800 NA / 1600 EU )

[split helm]

I am laughing my ass off

[copper fox]

LOL get fkd Nait

Quiet down

[split helm]

Shhhh

finish the fucking guide

[copper fox]

Your boss said so

Nah

No guide for you

[split helm]

now

I am sad

[copper fox]

Passing it out personally

[fickle forge]

Y'all gotta kiss already

[split helm]

now that's heartbroken

[fickle forge]

Lowkey

[split helm]

Karanze

please

leave us

[urban skiff]

legit hilarious comment

[fickle forge]

And I better be the best man for the wedding @copper fox

[urban skiff]

I can't LOL because my kid is asleep and sick

[split helm]

LOL

@fierce elm gotta be there

[copper fox]

I would never marry a fish like this

[split helm]

the fuck

this mfer thinks he is the price

last pringle in the can

jesus

[copper fox]

🎣

[split helm]

[copper fox]

Too easy you bum

[split helm]

stfu you bum

[copper fox]

Good word where did you get that

Oh me

Chapped knees

[split helm]

internet

CHAPPED KNEES

AHAHAHAA

what is even that

[copper fox]

[split helm]

nah fr

english ain't my first language

explain

[copper fox]

Little slow there buddy

[split helm]

but you gonna explain or not ?

[copper fox]

No

Google it

[worldly oriole]

Its when the cold weather chaps your knees

[split helm]

can you link me google please ?

[worldly oriole]

so You Need Chap Sticks

[split helm]

thanks Tony

you actually a cool dude

better than this bum Voldemort wannabe

[copper fox]

But he’s wrong lol he lied to you

[lavish quest]

[split helm]

you telling me you have the explanation there no chance

[lavish quest]

Nah, but still gotta tell people to check em

[split helm]

ahahah

fair

holy shit Meth really did get mad

I thought we were just joking around

😮

@copper fox it ain't that deep mate, you taking this way too personal

[lavish quest]

He mains fury

He identifies as mad

[split helm]

oh well his decision I guess I cannot control other peoples mood, it is what it is 🤷

[lavish quest]

What makes you think he's mad? lol

[split helm]

don't worry about it its all cool

[lavish quest]

My name is yellow, I must worry

[copper fox]

?

I’m not mad. You’re content for my page

I do this shit on purpose lol

🎣

[rancid granite]

you broke his god dang heart what do you expect

you cant just stomp out his heart and say 'well i cant control other peoples mood' thats so troll

[split helm]

Meth I hope you understand you ain't baiting anyone I am legit trolling with you lol

I thought that was the mood

[copper fox]

You’re literally content for a meme page

[split helm]

that's cool bro

no problem

[copper fox]

🎣

[split helm]

I am chill

[lavish quest]

"Hey followers, what I've got for you today is here some random posts on this nerd ass discord. Haha, time to laugh. Please like comment and subscribe!"

[worldly oriole]

lol

[split helm]

if that makes him feel better I am glad

[copper fox]

Subscribe? lol

Boomer

[copper fox]

Shaming you does feel good

[lavish quest]

To the only fans obviously

[copper fox]

You should all sub to my OF

[split helm]

@worldly oriole I found the location btw it is in Siren Isle for the lvl up that's were they do it

[urban skiff]

Link it, coward

[worldly oriole]

ya someone else told me haha

[split helm]

I just found out now LOL

because I am doing the quest there to be able to fly in that area

because of crate farm

[urban skiff]

nait did you see my clips?

NAIT

[urban skiff]

isn't that the normal amount of wins to climb?

[worldly oriole]

Maybe

[urban skiff]

get 96 per win up to 1500

after 1500 you get like 15-20 per win, so it takes another 15 wins to get to 1800

then I think it's supposed to take 30 wins to get from 1800 to 1950 and 45 wins from 1950 to 2100

assuming 2100 is where you're supposed to end up

It would be typical programmer style to make arbitrary goals like that

[split helm]

no I havent sorry

[copper fox]

Go watch it

[urban skiff]

#pvp message

#pvp message

still no comments from methyltren, i assume it's becasue action happens so fast he can't keep up

globals under 1 sec

[copper fox]

GJ

@fickle forge did all the work and you killed the swapped priest

[split helm]

nice ! those from yesterday with karanze ya ?

[urban skiff]

yea

[split helm]

nice stuff

hope you had fun 😄

[urban skiff]

I did

I also tilted, which is rare for me

I kept having trouble keeping control of my hands and head

But it's nice when that happens. Gives me an opportunity to practice how to handle stress/anxiety in a safe environment and how to handle the feelings that comes with realizing I forgot to handle it early

[copper fox]

Did you guys use comms

[urban skiff]

Nah

[fierce elm]

what the fuck is HAPPENING here

[urban skiff]

I don't want to find out kargish is a squeaker and a raging asshole yet

I prefer the illusion of civility a little longer

[copper fox]

We found out that nait is gay for me (look at his new name) and won’t stop

Which is fine

But come on man

[split helm]

exactly this is it, if you want patient you have to be in stressful situations and learn from there

[fierce elm]

lmfao

this is like that dude that worships Kenny

[urban skiff]

Tbh I'm loving it. Takes the heat off of me for a while

[fierce elm]

he is a raging asshole

trust

[urban skiff]

Or the dude who worshipped the "ON RETAIL???" prot war

[urban skiff]

yeah it's probably safer for kargish to not voice just yet then

Wife can be protective and she'll grip him straight into fire

[copper fox]

Yep

[urban skiff]

And I'm not talking ingame

[split helm]

its a joke not a dick you don't need to take it so hard LOL

[fierce elm]

wtf is THIS

[copper fox]

LMFAO

[copper fox]

Is this a weird euro gay kink

[split helm]

Yes

[urban skiff]

holy shit, stronk comeback

[copper fox]

I feel bad for Kenny now with that guy that worships him

[urban skiff]

don't swallow it all at once

[urban skiff]

Kennie used to worship me too

[fickle forge]

I had been drinking a bit before our Qs, it was not the hottest sess

[copper fox]

I heard lmao

Zercher couldn’t
Wait

[urban skiff]

as god intended

[scarlet barn]

Water right?

Right?!

[fickle forge]

: )

I had kvass

[scarlet barn]

No you didnt

Bet you cant even describe its taste

[urban skiff]

"a bit"

This is his dps at the start

[fierce elm]

smh karg

[urban skiff]

this is his dps at the end

[fierce elm]

step up

[sharp meteor]

wtf even are these sites or addons zercher uses

[fierce elm]

who knows

[urban skiff]

wow arena logs?

[sharp meteor]

nerd shit

[urban skiff]

If you fail to beat them with your muscles, you can start studying so you can fail using your brain too

can't feel like a failure if you're dumb enough

[fickle forge]

Epic BGs very fun

[north thicket]

how exactly do you read this?

Is it 60% of 50% i.e. 0.3 or is it 60% instead of 50%?

[copper fox]

I think people read too many things

Less reading more W key

[fierce elm]

Some nerds in here smh

[sharp meteor]

makes storm buff ur next button by roughly 30%

down from 50%

they also double the big bladestorm thing

and they just buffd storm this patch

so u play the other thing on that node

imo

unless its petspam

[north thicket]

aha

[worldly oriole]

holy crapola

33min in que rn

pre 9:30am est

[north thicket]

Did they fix it? Wtf Dummy (3) means

[fierce elm]

You need t get Val'kyr

so we can stop all these reading nerds

[copper fox]

Agreed

[lavish quest]

Who would trust meth?

[fierce elm]

Who wouild trust you

Prot pala main

smh

MUD is never here and washed

Kargish is washed