pvp

[urban skiff]

isn't your president a pedophile? How about being afraid of that

[lavish quest]

Homie cuts through the noise just to say it's fury

[urban skiff]

acting like the ckj guy

Normal well-adjusted people don't care this much

[green wharf]

im not normal nor well adjusted

and i dont care either

[lavish quest]

Memeing about the 3rd pride month is the same as acting like Ckj

There's a heavy bias here and I'm the one who cares. Lmao

[urban skiff]

nah, i'm also memeing. But people like ckj is just straight up offensive to all of my senses

I can tolerate a lot of people but that kind of weakness is just so offensive it's hard to describe

If he was someone in my social or profressional life I'd be bullying him relentlessly because of that weak personality

And I'm normally very chill

[green wharf]

i just meme that people were lazy and didnt changed the icon yet

[fierce elm]

This icon is the new permanent one

[urban skiff]

Memes are fine. Helps lure out the pedo-nazi-deadendgenepoolers so we can target them efficiently

[fierce elm]

(I think they just forgot tbh)

[urban skiff]

Can't have them believe they have a place in civilized society

[lavish quest]

That's what they want you to think

[fierce elm]

Worst case its there

Or neutral case

[urban skiff]

@fierce elm thoughts on the design?

[fierce elm]

I guess

idk

[urban skiff]

ok buddy

[fierce elm]

For what

[urban skiff]

undecided so far. Gonna make a more natural UI like I did for my shaman

ok buddy

do you cheat in golf too?

lol

bet you can't even play golf

you sound like a soccer player

[lavish quest]

I'm actually surprised ckj didn't get banned from his last tiraid

[fierce elm]

Alright @knotty atlas hey man, @turbid snow has a pretty history of being homophobic and just generally antagonizing. Can we get a ban?

[urban skiff]

why do you think he has the new player icon. Got a swift kick but no ban

[fierce elm]

He was here before and then left

and was acting entirely homophobic

[green wharf]

gonna play stormbringer warrior next season

[fierce elm]

Or @tribal holly

yall both glance at this channel lmao

[urban skiff]

that's pretty fucking cool man

[lavish quest]

That is something

Certainly something

[fierce elm]

God the effort in NOT engaging with this is crazy

[urban skiff]

I just report his comments straight to discord. No space for these un-men.

[fierce elm]

Eh

just gonna wait for Mwahi or Late to ban him lmfao

[tribal holly]

Yep

[fierce elm]

and then he wont come over here whenever he is gonna reroll

AYY

[urban skiff]

countdown until they make me mod

[fierce elm]

Thanks babe @tribal holly ❤️

[urban skiff]

@tribal holly will you make me a mod if I can show good modding credentials? 🙂

[green wharf]

it gets lightning rolling around all the time, and you have Lei-shen crown to aura farm

[lavish quest]

Late, Sf me while you at it. My reccomendation from Mud is above

[urban skiff]

@tribal holly i have more votes than Leland and he'll be so upset if I get SF first

[fierce elm]

lmao yall simping

[lavish quest]

[urban skiff]

It suddenly became funny to try and get it before people who want it

[fierce elm]

I miss ckj : (

[lavish quest]

You know I troll yes?

[urban skiff]

I don't

are you making fun of neurodivergent people??

[lavish quest]

And appreciative that mud recognizes my talents

[urban skiff]

ckj, the OG misspeller-of-cigarette

And you know what they say: Can't spell missspeller without "miss" or "pegging"

[fierce elm]

You confuse me daily

[lavish quest]

Where tf do you get pegging from?

Yo wife?

[fierce elm]

Im so confused

[urban skiff]

anyone if you ask nicely

[tribal holly]

You think im allpowerful and can actually mod people?

[fierce elm]

lmao

[urban skiff]

who can?

[lavish quest]

Yes, you have a dog as a pfp

[fierce elm]

PEOPLE THAT YOU DONT TAG

and you DM them

and if you don't know that you don't deserve SF

[urban skiff]

I have a seal

I already fit in

[fierce elm]

lmfao

[urban skiff]

I'm confused

[urban skiff]

do i tag everything?

[lavish quest]

Zercher is gonna go seek those people out now. He's really after this

[fierce elm]

You DM the person that can make you SF

[fierce elm]

It takes like a second to figure out

STOP DMING ME

[verbal tangle]

[urban skiff]

STOP CONFUSING ME

this is DIFFICULT

[fierce elm]

lmao

[urban skiff]

I can't tell where my ADHD ends and YOURS BEGIN

WHY ARE WE YELLING

[lavish quest]

Zercher really be sliding into DMs like that huh

[verbal tangle]

[urban skiff]

And the best part is, nobody in here will ever know

[lavish quest]

Afro, lemme know how he does in bed I guess

Oh God He's in my dms now too

[urban skiff]

I keep typing stuff so gross I'm pretty sure they'll actually ban me

it rhymes with click your death star until it's rhymes with draw

[green wharf]

Its time

[urban skiff]

Watch afro get confused asf

[green wharf]

democracy lets go

[urban skiff]

@fierce elm @fickle forge @rancid granite @verbal tangle @green wharf @proper elk @tribal holly @wheat jay @bright kraken @copper fox vote for me

[proper elk]

pvp doesnt need a SF

[fierce elm]

Oh my GOD the tags what the fuck

lmao

Let's be real, is any SF really needed

[urban skiff]

I'm creating results

[urban skiff]

didn't you call them worthless?

[urban skiff]

also hiiiii

[fierce elm]

lmao

[lavish quest]

We already have one

[proper elk]

thats enough

[fierce elm]

Dethrone MUD rn

[urban skiff]

jakey is busy

[knotty atlas]

All sorted?

[fierce elm]

Yeah

Late fixed it

[knotty atlas]

[lavish quest]

Yeah Mwahi, you gettin real slow as of late

[urban skiff]

mwahi vote for me

[knotty atlas]

Age is catching up to me.:/

[knotty atlas]

How much you paying?

[lavish quest]

Artji doesn't even play warrior. Neither does furry artji

[urban skiff]

custom weakaura just for you

[knotty atlas]

Weakauras are for weaklings.

[urban skiff]

perfect arms warrior weakaura

[knotty atlas]

It's in the name..WEAKaura.

[lavish quest]

@fierce elm you probably in the paladin discord

[green wharf]

you

you have a point

[fierce elm]

I am

[urban skiff]

That's a common misconception. Like helicoptor is made of helico and pter, weakaura is made of Wea and kaura

[fierce elm]

they provide ZERO information thouhg

lmfao

[lavish quest]

If I swap to ret, do you think I could take over their discord?

[fierce elm]

I mean the PvP section is dead

outside of like three people talking about hpala

[lavish quest]

So yes....

[fierce elm]

so probably?

[green wharf]

This is an excuse a woman would give

[urban skiff]

deader than enhancement pvp channel?

[urban skiff]

I never said I'm a man

[green wharf]

you did

[urban skiff]

Why people assume that just because I bench 85

[green wharf]

you talked about your nut several times

[urban skiff]

let's all do that, then make a pin that just redirects them to skyhold

[urban skiff]

it's in my purse

[fickle forge]

Nobody needs a SF

[tribal holly]

Probably not since people ignore their advice anyways

[proper elk]

true

[cosmic field]

Arms of fury for s3? SF only replies pls

[fickle forge]

This channel was the only one who really needed one so we could get pins

[urban skiff]

It would make it way easier to maintain a faq/pin with a SF though

[sharp meteor]

what does sf even do

[fierce elm]

NOTHING

[green wharf]

he forges the storm

[fierce elm]

They are just prominent members of the community

[green wharf]

its in the name

Look afro

[sharp meteor]

does this mean doesnt log out cos thats me

[fierce elm]

People that contribute a lot and are helpful

[green wharf]

just because you didnt nothing as a SF

doesnt mean a SF doesnt do nothing

[tribal holly]

Lets be real most people actively posting in this discord are good enough players to do without the advice of sf but its there to help the NEW people

[sharp meteor]

[sharp meteor]

LMFAOOOOO

[fierce elm]

SF are just recognizeable names in some sense

[sharp meteor]

Yeeee fair.

[fickle forge]

[cosmic field]

well by that logic I see tony post in like every DC i am in

[green wharf]

I see a SF i know they only play m+

[verbal tangle]

[fierce elm]

(Most SF are also recommended)

at least that is how it worked when I was SF

[urban skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/sweats-gif-25346666

[fierce elm]

because Kargish recommended me lmao

[fickle forge]

Didn't I just ask you?

[fierce elm]

Naa

[fickle forge]

Idr

[fierce elm]

You got the offer first

and then you asked if I wanted to because they wanted two

[tribal holly]

Whens the last time any of you actively had a new player come and look for advice?

[fierce elm]

and I said fuck it we ball

[fickle forge]

Uuuuh

[fierce elm]

Every season start

[fickle forge]

We had Tony

And Shade

[fierce elm]

Actually pretty often ngl

[fickle forge]

Also there are people asking new stuff a lot ngl

[fierce elm]

Mostly its pointing them to the right source

[spice hornet]

[green wharf]

it happens like twice or three times a week honestly

[fickle forge]

Half of them we meme on for bench press memes

[urban skiff]

ckj was just here

advice was to gtfo out though

[fickle forge]

The other half get helpful sources

[green wharf]

more often at the start at the season

[lavish quest]

So I go there, get SF equivalent there. Then come back and show my credentials to Vel and become Sf

Ez

[urban skiff]

we only help people who take care of themselves. If they don't take care of themselves we take care of them, through humour and encouraging self-love.

[green wharf]

Like, the pins for warrior stats are for s1 still

and they are wrong

[spice hornet]

How to get SF or Valk:

1. have orange parses on scripted content
2. Be in a top guild clique

[green wharf]

fury now needs a balance of haste/mastery

[verbal tangle]

Fax

[urban skiff]

tbh I updated the pin before it got drowned out

[fickle forge]

I mean yeah very literally
Have an attitude then best of luck brother

Who was that fucking goat guy who didn't like the way we formulated advice for him so he got mad

[tribal holly]

You forgot be actively posting helpful stuff

Which i cant say for most of you

[urban skiff]

Idk but I still remember the prot guy who came in swinging and never hit 1800

[spice hornet]

[urban skiff]

with his little buddies

qfiend i forgot to tag you

[sharp meteor]

[urban skiff]

go vote for me

@spice hornet go vote for me

[fierce elm]

Literally this simple

[spice hornet]

how

[verbal tangle]

On retail

[rancid granite]

whats SF stand for anyway

[fickle forge]

Oh my god

[urban skiff]

@spice hornet @sharp meteor@boreal veldt

[rancid granite]

if meth doesnt win the warrior vote in the warrior discord can we just delete the whole channel again

[urban skiff]

ON RETAIL??

[verbal tangle]

[green wharf]

none of then are active

[lavish quest]

I help the noobs, and mud reccomends me. Let's make it happen

[fickle forge]

It's time we start over again, wipe this channel and remake @tribal holly

[rancid granite]

SF standing for Super Fake

cuz yall not real warriors

[verbal tangle]

Big fax

[urban skiff]

I'm so much a real warrior I went all in on SMF THANE

[fickle forge]

I'm the only one maining warr here man

Y'all are fakes

[rancid granite]

ME TOO

[urban skiff]

You never taught me how to play war though

[green wharf]

but you play pve

only melthy do pvp

[verbal tangle]

That's because like this channel woyer is a joke

[rancid granite]

i have 2 warriors now all and horde

too much muscle for one man needed 2

[urban skiff]

Actually i think I'll go to icy veins and follow the guide there to the absolute letter and see what happens

[fickle forge]

What

[spice hornet]

Where is the vote?

[urban skiff]

WOuld be a neat exercise and provide feedback to @fickle forge

[fickle forge]

What

[urban skiff]

#pvp message

[spice hornet]

I vote Zercher because he's always on stimulants and never sleeps and is always available. He'll be the best meme enh build SF you've ever seen

[fickle forge]

Can you wait until I've fixed the talent calculators brother

[green wharf]

you are a M+ now, we know it

[spice hornet]

oh man this is a tough vote

[tribal holly]

Ok person who makes updated pins for current season gets my recommendation

[fierce elm]

Yeah whats up lmao

[fickle forge]

So nobody then

[urban skiff]

you can put a picture of the talents in, if the calc is broken

[fickle forge]

[fierce elm]

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN NOBODY

[lavish quest]

I can do that, ez enough

[rancid granite]

lol and he does math

[fickle forge]

I was lowkey thinking of doing that, but they want us to use the calc

[fierce elm]

I am not a warrior main yet I am always pinned how does that work

lmao

[fickle forge]

You know what I mean

2% of us are warr mains

[fierce elm]

Yall just lazy

[urban skiff]

do both i guess

[lavish quest]

Afro ret main

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1198213371154153484.gif?quality=lossless&name=ragey&size=48

[fierce elm]

Zercher wont get SF because Zercher isn't good enough and has zero clue about what is going on in the Meta

[fickle forge]

Ans 2% of those 2% are actually gonna do it

[fierce elm]

Leland is a shitposter lmao

Kennie is a prot main

[urban skiff]

that's exactly why I'm great

[fierce elm]

Kargish doesn't want it

MUD is never active and here

[lavish quest]

Yo wtf

[green wharf]

Afro is bald

[fickle forge]

Holy fucking SHIT man

I'll DO IT if I HAVE TO brother

[lavish quest]

I help people when they actually new and got actual questions lmao

[fierce elm]

LMFAO

So yeah

[lavish quest]

I even try to help Zercher, but my God is that boy dense

[green wharf]

yall should just stop yapping and vote

[fierce elm]

MUD is here to pin but he doesn't even do that lmfao

[green wharf]

if you vote for yourself you are cringe btw

[fickle forge]

Mud fought hard SF to never use it

[fierce elm]

Zercher would be the funny vote tbh

Did he fight hard?

[lavish quest]

You vote me, I vote you

[fierce elm]

You literally recommended him lmfao

[fickle forge]

Yes

[fierce elm]

And he was the only one to say yes

[fickle forge]

Mud was blowing up my DMs about how he wanted SF

[fierce elm]

lmfao

[lavish quest]

ZERCHER DOESN'T UNDERSTAND CHARGE HAMSTRING MACRO

[fierce elm]

I am a zertified zercher lover

[green wharf]

im not on the pool :

[fickle forge]

Zercher would make a WA to pin for us

[verbal tangle]

I wasn't either

[green wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-i-dont-even-know-who-you-are-marvel-gif-15769006

[fierce elm]

PvP just doesnt' need a SF lmfao

[urban skiff]

#pvp message

[urban skiff]

doesn't mean it wouldn't be funny to have one

[green wharf]

Afro wanting to pull the ladder

[fierce elm]

Because Late is glancing here constantly and pins stuf

[green wharf]

so no one can climb

[fickle forge]

We do need somebody to pin though lmao

[urban skiff]

I see a lot of people misclicking methyltren

[green wharf]

didnt knew he was this petty

[urban skiff]

we gotta fix that

[fierce elm]

Late/Mwahi always pins for us

[urban skiff]

@tribal holly

pin this #pvp message

[tribal holly]

PvP cant get SF because you cant see the difference between you and the pve players

[fierce elm]

lmao

[fickle forge]

Why the fuck am I in the pool

[fierce elm]

If only Late did PvP

[urban skiff]

BOY DO I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU

[fierce elm]

he would be the optimal WoW player

[fickle forge]

I've declined getting SF again multiple times

[tribal holly]

They are most of them one tricks that only play warrior

[verbal tangle]

PvE # EXPOSED #

[urban skiff]

I've been in the same guild as jakey for, i think 15 years now?

nah, probs 12

and he did leave us for a while to play brewmaster with some tryhards

[fierce elm]

I have been on the same earth as Archim for 28 years

[urban skiff]

boo, didn't like that

[tribal holly]

Congratulations i have those on HoF

[urban skiff]

I mean I'm an idiot so, you're the guy who beat an idiot.

🙂

[verbal tangle]

[fickle forge]

You got em' Zercher

[lavish quest]

I need SF so I can react and use outside emojis. For better shitposting

[urban skiff]

I always do

[tribal holly]

Its fun to bully idiots

[green wharf]

i got infraced in mmochampion cause i was mean to archim 9 years ago

does that count for something

[urban skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/reactions-gif-12900002073893207744

[verbal tangle]

No, that's just another day at the office

[fickle forge]

Can we de-SF Mud though

Never pins smh

Ever since he got a gf he's dipped

[tribal holly]

Its in the plans™

[fickle forge]

0 bench press

[urban skiff]

Look at how active this channel got with a few tags and something fun to discuss

[green wharf]

He only plays roblox and is off with e-girls

[urban skiff]

I like this a lot. Thanks @green wharf

[lavish quest]

I'm a 1 trick who only plays warrior. It's a whole new world for me trying prot Pala in pve

[urban skiff]

I'm so ready for season 3 influx

[fickle forge]

Gibe us new pin boy then

[tribal holly]

No

[fickle forge]

We need P I N S

[green wharf]

[fickle forge]

P I N S
I
N
S

[urban skiff]

Although I think with the changes to dk and ret being ret we might see a calm from the fotm'ers asking easy questions for a while

[tribal holly]

I told you what you need to do to get my recommendation but not a single soul is willing to do it

[lavish quest]

Give us reactions and emojis

[fickle forge]

Oh my GOD

[urban skiff]

fun fact pins is snip spelled backwards and that's what late is gonna do to you

[tribal holly]

Im not gonna repeat what you need to do

[lavish quest]

https://tenor.com/view/monero-xmr-privacy-cryptocurrency-blockchain-gif-20634966

[urban skiff]

@fickle forge not because he has to, but because he wants to. Bring a mirror. So you can watch.

[green wharf]

this too

this si the only discord we dont have it

smh

[lavish quest]

Eh, I can work on it when I'm not at work

[urban skiff]

i forgot what I'm supposed to do

LUCKILY I PUT IT IN MY CALENDAR

[lavish quest]

I'll consult the experts, get it made, and you can pin it

[fierce elm]

Why is Lates name orange in the replies

[tribal holly]

Brother how do you survive life if you are that ADHD

[urban skiff]

@tribal holly

[fickle forge]

Woah

[verbal tangle]

[tribal holly]

Dont worry about that

[fierce elm]

lmfao

[fickle forge]

Afro

Become SF

Pin shit

[fierce elm]

I am losing it

[lavish quest]

I will pin you

[green wharf]

God helps me

[lavish quest]

[urban skiff]

pin donkey tail then pin donkey to wall

https://tenor.com/view/feliz-alegre-sorriso-burro-gif-14645687

[tribal holly]

Fair enough so you stumble eyes wide shut unaware of your surroundings and end up in places?

[verbal tangle]

How do you think he gets kills on woyer?

[urban skiff]

I told you, calendars

[green wharf]

tony voted for himself, he prob doesnt even know whats for

[green wharf]

i get a uber

[lavish quest]

Zercher is an incredibly special person

[tribal holly]

I have no clue what the date or even what weekday it is

[verbal tangle]

Blare Powerwolf on max volume so the entire block can hear the album, and ez wins

[green wharf]

[urban skiff]

it's in 14 days and 1 hour 11 minutes 28 seconds

but who's counting

[tribal holly]

What is

[green wharf]

you are not a warrior if you dont listen to metal too

[urban skiff]

what isn't

[green wharf]

that should be the discord rule

[urban skiff]

chat moving so fast we tag all over

[verbal tangle]

📠

[tribal holly]

I have no clue what is supposed to be happening in 2 weeks

[urban skiff]

not a warrior if you only listen to metal either. If you don't dance to Sodapop or sing along to Golden you're just weak wrists bad bench

[tribal holly]

Also @fierce elm i do enjoy pvp

Always have always will

[urban skiff]

Mwahi said he'd make me SF if I write peppa pig to him in 3 weeks. 6 days ago

I keep my eyes on results and the big picture

until i spot a squirrel

[tribal holly]

Make a hand drawn peppa pig

[green wharf]

get this paladin shit out of here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUBrjGrzBm0&ab_channel=WarcraftMusic|Congelatore

10% attack power 5% stamina

[tribal holly]

Nothing like listening to orchestral music as you are about to beat the shit out of some fools(ingame ofc)

[tribal holly]

Pen and paper

Not paint

Jeez

[urban skiff]

hang on

[copper fox]

Why is that Jake guy so salty

Holy

[urban skiff]

I'm not used to you analogue ancient methuselahs

[urban skiff]

https://youtu.be/HZLngA-m1_E?list=RDHZLngA-m1_E

Listen to this when arena gates open

[lavish quest]

What music do you listen to for beating people irl?

[urban skiff]

lines up with avatar cooldown

[copper fox]

“NO MORE SFs FOR PVP I NEED TO GATEKEEP MY POSITION” - Jake

[tribal holly]

Their screams mostly

[lavish quest]

Pvers amirite

[copper fox]

Jakey wakey mad

Rawr

[copper fox]

That’s Jake irl

[tribal holly]

Honestly not bad

[lavish quest]

Late, actual question. Why do you bother being a Skyhold mod given you quit wow some time ago? Curious

[urban skiff]

knowing jakey he's been playing all night to get ready for normal mode raid tomorrow night

[rancid granite]

wat kind though there's definitely the chill vibes but theres also the heavy boss theme vibes

[tribal holly]

Little bit of nightwish

[copper fox]

LMFAO

[lavish quest]

Is Jakey not employed?

[tribal holly]

He is

[lavish quest]

It's about time skyhold residents got jobs

[copper fox]

jakey mad half the pvpers in here have a higher IO than him

[rancid granite]

👍 cant go wrong

[green wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/akira-job-application-get-a-job-akira-job-application-gif-8274337411388777231

[tribal holly]

Hes tired of all the stupid questions

[fierce elm]

Why is jakey being bullied lmao

[tribal holly]

Just like everyone else

[copper fox]

No one asked him anything and he never talks in here

He was free to never enter

[fierce elm]

HE WAS TAGGED

STOP BAITING

[tribal holly]

Hes just salty because he doesnt realize why jakey said what he said

[copper fox]

I’m not salty I’m the one shitposting

Like the SF should

[fierce elm]

Yerah I fucking knew it lmao

you lil shitposter

tryna STIR UP SHIT

[copper fox]

[tribal holly]

Maybe i should tighten up my regulation

[copper fox]

Ooooooooo

Agreed. Only 315+ benchers can talk

[tribal holly]

Aight you will learn

[lavish quest]

What regulations?

[frank knoll]

I think Tony should be a SF

[urban skiff]

pretty sure I'm quitting mine so

[lavish quest]

If I bench ur mum, where does that put me on the spectrum?

[urban skiff]

I billed 3 hours today, can bill 2-3 tomorrow and then rest of week is just stay home and game

[frank knoll]

Ur on a spectrum alright

[rancid granite]

what the hell is a SF

[frank knoll]

The same one as Tony

[urban skiff]

Super Fan

[green wharf]

[rancid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/why-are-you-why-are-you-gay-pepe-julian-who-is-gay-you-are-gay-gif-15004128

[urban skiff]

I'd say light spectrum but we're all heavy in here

[fierce elm]

GET FUCKED @copper fox lmfao

NERDASS

[urban skiff]

Count the layers of that joke, absolutely genius

[urban skiff]

heavy weight

[lavish quest]

Of elites

[urban skiff]

if he doesn't want to be tagged he shouldn't be dressed like that

[rancid granite]

wow

[urban skiff]

he's just asking for a quick tag

when are we getting void DH?

the announcement I mean

[lavish quest]

Zercher wants SF but talks about ANYTHING other than warrior

Smh

[fickle forge]

Damn guys they really banned Melthyl

[fierce elm]

no they didnt lmao

[urban skiff]

tbh I did have a fun question but I'm gonna ask methylren because he'll answer seriously

[fierce elm]

they timed his ass out

[fickle forge]

Can't believe they'd do Melthyl dirty like that

[lavish quest]

^

[fickle forge]

They gave him the Calibri treatment

[urban skiff]

what are we talking about? who methyl?

[lavish quest]

Meth dm'd me about it lul

[urban skiff]

@copper fox if i want to play SMF THANE for real as a challenge, how do I go about it?

I endured enhancement, I can take any pain

[rancid granite]

lmao what's r1 bro do wth

[green wharf]

[lavish quest]

Wait a second... I fit that...

[urban skiff]

ok

[verbal tangle]

[little birch]

[urban skiff]

can't believe they forgot to pin the vote

this is why we need SF

[urban skiff]

NEW GUY WHAT IS YOUR BENCH PRES

DO YOU SQUAT AND WHAT IS THE BEST SQUAT AND IF YOU DON'T SAY ZERCHER SQUAT THEN YOU'RE WEAKER THAN AFRO

[little birch]

If I state my bench this channel might go all 1950s on me

So I can’t say

[urban skiff]

arms like @fickle forge legs like @fierce elm

got it

[little birch]

Feels like some heavy authoritarian rule here

[verbal tangle]

[little birch]

Btw fury is best

[rancid granite]

wait a sec where is our new delve belt machine buffs

[verbal tangle]

It's a liftocracy brother

[urban skiff]

feelings are for ret paladins

[lavish quest]

What part of 1950s?

[fickle forge]

I mean are you even a warrior main if you don't bench 2pl8 at minimum

[verbal tangle]

[little birch]

The part where you get penalized for existing… isn’t that what’s going on here

[urban skiff]

do you count the bar or just the total plates?

[fickle forge]

2pl8 = 2 plates

[urban skiff]

i think ckj is back lol

[lavish quest]

Just exist stronger. Ez

[urban skiff]

2pl8 is 2 plates no bar

so 80 pounds

[little birch]

I am but it didn’t matter in the end

I was shunned by my own people

[urban skiff]

actually subtract the bar so 57.8 lbs

[fickle forge]

I miss the times we'd give rerolling rogue mains misinformation

[verbal tangle]

[little birch]

So anyway

Tony new sf right

[urban skiff]

#pvp message

doesn't this count?

[boreal veldt]

yeah we'd never do that now

[little birch]

Who won the vote

Btw

[fickle forge]

Who knows

Anyway

[little birch]

Anyway

#freemethyl

[urban skiff]

old news, nobody cares. I want SMF THANE answers

[lavish quest]

Tony doesn't even have a job

Which might be perfect

[little birch]

I know he’s perfect

[rancid granite]

did the mods get jealous of how much he could bench

[verbal tangle]

Just slap on two 1hs, drop a talent and

[lavish quest]

How does this newcomer know all the tony lore already?

[verbal tangle]

[urban skiff]

he's a vole

https://tenor.com/view/vole-watervole-rodent-voles-bunhein-gif-26187978

[lavish quest]

And why is the pfp rd Jr but with some horrible color filter?

[little birch]

That’s literally what it seems

Has it been a hour yet

[lavish quest]

If only there were timestamps to help us find out

[little birch]

17/60

For bro

Ofc

[rancid granite]

meth going r1 and getting banned idk sounds like jealousy

[little birch]

Wait until he’s literally an Astral Warlord

It’ll only get worse

[rancid granite]

real

[little birch]

@fierce elm I ate chicken broccoli and rice at 8:45am after my workout today. Thoughts? Second meal

Some claim it’s too early for such a meal

[worldly oriole]

I Had Sweet And Sour Chicken and Eggs

[little birch]

Amazing Choice

[worldly oriole]

It was good. reminded me of chicken egg foo young from the restauaunt

[rancid granite]

what was meal #1 and what time?

[fierce elm]

LMAO IS THIS YOUR ALT

[little birch]

3 eggs, 80g oatmeal, 40g whey, 100g blueberries 5am pre workout

[little birch]

Who’s alt

[lavish quest]

I shoulda known from the trash pfp

[little birch]

[rancid granite]

sounds fake but chad if real

[little birch]

Lmfao

[rancid granite]

purely because 5am

[little birch]

Damn

[rancid granite]

5:30 or 6am id believe it

[little birch]

True

I should have went with a 5:15

[fierce elm]

Im so confused

[lavish quest]

Where's the 4th egg?

[rancid granite]

early morning werkouts should be what everyone strives for

[little birch]

Dude it’s fine dw

[rancid granite]

LOL

[urban skiff]

if anyone wants to get under Jakey's skin, tell him he reminds you of Battleship

[lavish quest]

[little birch]

Anyone else have a call sign or

[lavish quest]

[urban skiff]

dualwield what?

[lavish quest]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-paladin-ashbringer-gif-26124961

[little birch]

Huge weapons

[urban skiff]

mods asleep, post xally toes

[worldly oriole]

Sounds Masculine

[lavish quest]

The legend himself

[rancid granite]

gotta love the blizz x kojima collab

[little birch]

It is

[worldly oriole]

I gotta get my diet on point

[lavish quest]

Can we get your resume on point?

I will convert you one day

[little birch]

^

[worldly oriole]

lol

[rancid granite]

hang on going back to this what time do you go to bed

/how many hour sleep

[little birch]

I barely sleep I’m lucky to get 5 hours. It’s my biggest flaw

[lavish quest]

He's trying to be a personal trainer. Ya got any tips for him?

[little birch]

Too busy putting these mages down on the ladder

[lavish quest]

I'm such a bitch. Especially on days before I work I gotta get my 7-8

[little birch]

Get jacked and scam soccer moms

Nothing 1 gram of caffeine can’t help

[rancid granite]

how tf do you have the energy to lift (let alone sleep to grow the muscle)

[lavish quest]

They get what they pay for 😏

[little birch]

I eat 5000+ cals on high days, 4600 medium and 4200 low days

I also consume way too much synthetic energy

[rancid granite]

i tried to go from 8hr to 7hr and its rough and breakfast/caffeine dont do much

anything below 7 hrs and ill just skip the entire day

[little birch]

My body is also use to getting bad sleep (which is bad)

[lavish quest]

If I'm short on sleep, I operate but I'll be useless

Motivation will tank

[little birch]

I would have totaled 2000 already if it wasn’t for wow lmfao

[rancid granite]

yeah i assume a LOT of it is just habit and body adapting

[violet fossil]

You gotta work on that bro

You need your sleep

[little birch]

I know lol I try but I also want to not let warried have the # 1 spot next season

SOOOOOOO

[lavish quest]

Stop jerkin it, something

[rancid granite]

he who has a why to live for can bear almost any how

Lol

[violet fossil]

Wife and kids

[lavish quest]

Those times are over boomer

[violet fossil]

You’re right

[lavish quest]

It's about femboys, catgirls and dying alone these days

[violet fossil]

She/her they/thems

[urban skiff]

I also sleep max 5 hours. Never needed more sleep than that

probably why I'm so normal. I'm always well rested

[urban skiff]

U/WU

[rancid granite]

yeah but you got the amphetamines

[violet fossil]

Some people can just run max 5 hours

I wish I could do that

I need like 23 hours to function

[urban skiff]

i only started those some months ago

[rancid granite]

i mean the quality of rest is actually huge tho like 5 hr rested sleep > 8 hr tossing and turning

[urban skiff]

I'm almost 40 so lived a long time without aid

[rancid granite]

oh thats fair

[urban skiff]

I have two kids and they've only begun sleeping through the night within the last 6 months

😄

[violet fossil]

I need at least 7 hours and that’s pushing it lol

[rancid granite]

this all still on the notion of

being able to LIFT on those hours tho

[urban skiff]

So more like 1½ hours of sleep + ½ hour of sleep x3 + 2 hours of sleep.

[rancid granite]

lol

[urban skiff]

I lift in the weekend and weekdays

idk, if you want it you make it work

someone told you you'll get a million bucks every time you get up at 4 to train you'll get up and train.

[violet fossil]

Eh it just depends how much sleep your body actually needs

[green wharf]

[rancid granite]

sure i guess a lot of it is just experience

[lavish quest]

Syeg still being weird

[urban skiff]

It's like arenas, aatos

You gotta get those reps in if you want to improve

doesn't matter how many or when, but anything is better than 0

sometimes you train for 30 minutes and go home after warming up and that's ok

that's life

[rancid granite]

thats a good point lol

[urban skiff]

My rule was always that if I don't feel like going to the gym, I go and get ready and go to the car

If I sit in the car and still don't feel like it, I go back inside

Know how many times I actually went inside? Less than 5, in like 10 years

How many times have i regretted going after I didn't feel like it?

fewer than 5

[rancid granite]

thats such a legit rule/routine actually

olympic athlete mindset

[urban skiff]

#pvp message

Nah, I just got a lot of reps in life

I'm sure most of you young people will lead way better lives. My job is to provide wide and stable shoulders for you guys to stand on

[rancid granite]

lmao

[little birch]

I just pull the weight on the bar back if I’m not feeling it

I programmed weight ranges anyway

Helps

[green wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/the-future-is-now-old-man-gif-10300670

[lavish quest]

Ya know. I went to a swing dancing deal. Most of the night there was just a couple of people talking to me about Christianity. Interesting lol

[worldly oriole]

I use periodization

and hit whatever i feel in the day throw in pyramids

[urban skiff]

how?

[lavish quest]

In your resume right?

[urban skiff]

I use 5/3/1 so final set is always RPE9

[worldly oriole]

Like the workout is the same exercises but i'll hit different volumes every time

3x6, 3x8, 3x10, 3x12, 3x15 / 15,12,10 / 12,10,8

just some examples

[lavish quest]

Yall ever do beer curls

[little birch]

But

That’s not periodization

[green wharf]

what the

[worldly oriole]

Undulating periodization (UP) is a training method that involves varying the training variables (like intensity, volume,

[little birch]

Periodization is creating different blocks of training and having phases that use different methods for specific goals

Yea but you didn’t say that lol

[worldly oriole]

My bad

[lavish quest]

Are you doubting our future personal trainer to be!?!

[worldly oriole]

xD

[little birch]

No Tony is king and future SF

[urban skiff]

Tony isn't even SF in his own home

[rancid granite]

he's training to be though

[lavish quest]

^

Well I meant to ^ zercher

I'd react "this" but.... this server is run but authortarions obviously

[little birch]

It is kinda weird when you stop joking about it how people on the internet thrive off of feeling in control for no reason

[rancid granite]

they have a reason tho and it's all bench related

[little birch]

Lmfao

[lavish quest]

Well if you have no control in life and are a failure. Take what you can get

Enter the reddit mods

[verbal tangle]

We all know the mods bench like mages

[rancid granite]

leland getting right to the point with it lmao

[lavish quest]

This server does have an unnatural hate towards bench

🤔

[rancid granite]

they seeing everyone getting along too well being too friendly and they dont like it

[verbal tangle]

Too many pinkies and mages

[little birch]

PvP channel has too many people who enjoy conversing and joking

Shut it down

[lavish quest]

I do be real tho

[rancid granite]

i visited the others they're non existent, really

rogue's channel is poppin but

....

[verbal tangle]

Yeah, I could unironically ask any class related question here and it would be answered

[copper fox]

[verbal tangle]

Despite it being the woyer cord

[rancid granite]

talk about bench in there and youll get the plugs nose this is off topic there's other threads to post this in

[verbal tangle]

Ye

And they can bench DN

[lavish quest]

I might take over Pala pvp cord if it's really deadge

You can all come over and be my soldiers

[verbal tangle]

don't make me play pinkie

I'm too sober to play pinkie

[lavish quest]

You're a mage aren't you bestest?

[verbal tangle]

No

[lavish quest]

Meth, did you delete that? Lmao

[copper fox]

Delete what

[verbal tangle]

I play woyer & dk

[lavish quest]

You know

I know

[copper fox]

Maybe

[lavish quest]

I have it logged lmao

[copper fox]

Fk

[verbal tangle]

Post lol

[lavish quest]

[copper fox]

Now that would be called a rat

[lavish quest]

What if I be rattin out here?

[copper fox]

I plead the 5th

It was photoshopped

[rancid granite]

hey where did cotus go

[lavish quest]

Who knows. That's weird

[copper fox]

@little birch ?

Odd

I have 17 mutuals with him

wtf

[lavish quest]

Where do babies come from?

[copper fox]

lmfao coach

[lavish quest]

Dammit wrong at

@little birch

[copper fox]

He ghosted us

[lavish quest]

Just like all the ladies

[copper fox]

Insane

[lavish quest]

@copper fox how do I get girls to stop ghosting?

[copper fox]

Zip ties?

[lavish quest]

How do you zip tie before you meet em?

[copper fox]

Unsupervised drinks?

Ok stop you’re baiting me to get banned again

[lavish quest]

[copper fox]

Fury is better in season 3

[lavish quest]

I'd rather you bait me

[rancid granite]

the real methyltren emerging and its like 'oh ok i can see now why he's r1'

can't get r1 without having a lil bit of weirdness

[green wharf]

we have a tie btw

[copper fox]

You’re not wrong

Who’s the tie

Zercher and Tony

[lavish quest]

Meth will carry me to glad next season, trust 🙏

[copper fox]

You have to Q or accept inv to get rating tho so idk

[lavish quest]

FK

GG It's joever

Solo queue glad when?

[copper fox]

Yea they leave that shit our in the patch notes

Never

[lavish quest]

You get separate patch notes? O.o

I knew the R1s were getting buffs from the blizz cabal

[copper fox]

Bigdam sends everything to me

[rancid granite]

gotta stay fury to throw them off the trail

[spice hornet]

have skirms always changed your race? I zone in as a goblin

[lavish quest]

It's blizz saying you're a goblin

[rancid granite]

fury is always BIS only when odyn's fury is the play

change my mind

[lavish quest]

Mashing buttons as fury is more fun than mashing as arms, change my mind

Feels like if I hit my buttons faster and harder my damage goes up

[chilly pivot]

any list of how we gear best way in season 3?

[rancid granite]

this is what always cracks me up about like fury vs arms, or outlaw vs assa or some shit

like we all pressing the same damn button at 1000apm whether its rampage or ms

[chilly pivot]

its like playing arms with high APM didnt give u any extra dmg, but if u play like demon hunter or fury, high APM gives u a dmg boost

[urban skiff]

I'll have you know moderating /r/monks69engineers is a full time job.

[urban skiff]

How do i make SMF THANE work, as a challenge?

[copper fox]

You just do the exact same thing

But with smaller weapons

[urban skiff]

Not much worse off than playing sub without a brain or enh with half a brain

No change in stats or choosing powerful over frenzied or vice versa? Same dmg priority?

[copper fox]

Early on I’d just go haste you’d have to swap things around later.
Go powerful and stack haste

Early season

Well

25%

Then mastery

I think you’d overlap too much after 25%

[lavish quest]

Is that how I fuck with tiny pp?

[lavish quest]

I don't, do you know how I can get the gig?

[urban skiff]

overlap what?

Last time I tried SMF THANE was in s1 and I went so much all in with haste it was wild

[copper fox]

Globals… you just don’t need more than 25% imo

[urban skiff]

Didn't do shit when I connected with targets but was fun to press buttons fast

[copper fox]

Lmao

[rancid granite]

ok make a guide to replace magnusz's dumb ass guide i don't wanna go trinket week 1 again

[urban skiff]

Like I said back then: I'm doing nothing really fast

[urban skiff]

his guide is always dumb. is it designed to hamstring fellow warriors? Not impossible

[rancid granite]

lmao

[copper fox]

I actually would make a fury guide for ss but these mods deter me from doing things like that lol

[rancid granite]

???

[copper fox]

Why would I do anything for this discord when I get timed out for making a bench joke

[urban skiff]

post it on reddit and I'll include your guide in my faq i'm getting pinned for this season

[rancid granite]

ok but a regular jabroni like me overrides the weeb ass mods

[urban skiff]

what was the joke?

[copper fox]

True

[rancid granite]

aatos > these 120lb mods

[urban skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/ferass18-gif-7869831930024597864

[copper fox]

Late said he’s going to increase restrictions so I said “ yes so only 315+ benches can talk”

He got mad

[rancid granite]

also lmfao i joked about it being about a bench but it was real huh

[copper fox]

I guess

Yes

[lavish quest]

Meth, why am I bad at fury?

[copper fox]

Fat fingers

[rancid granite]

in that case i'd tell @tribal holly to smd but he wouldn't hear cause he'd be too busy already sucking the d

https://tenor.com/view/wow-cat-kitty-cool-hi-gif-18278845067688026866

[lavish quest]

How do I git gud with the sausage fingers?

[lavish quest]

Cat

[copper fox]

Gotta train your fingers

[rancid granite]

cats always win

[urban skiff]

do i tag late in this?

[lavish quest]

I've got a grip trainer at work. It's something I guess

[rancid granite]

what if your thumb is fucked and you can type but you can't turn your hand

[lavish quest]

Wouldn't be a very SF thing to do

[urban skiff]

Thoughts on what to do if I decide to be normal? Tier pieces massively lack vers so either start equipping conq pieces instead of crafting everything, or I invest in mono-stat items with vers like engineer wrists and cloak

[rancid granite]

.....copy murlok.io

[urban skiff]

Notice I didn't do it. Confirmed Leland thinks I'm SF material by highlighting SF behavior

[lavish quest]

You'll already have plenty of vers from honor gear.

[urban skiff]

MIO is a window to the past. I only look to the future

[spice hornet]

we should be able to trade conq for honor, thoughts?

[urban skiff]

My honor gear is usually crafted

[copper fox]

I’m not going to be using tier

Idk

[urban skiff]

want me to find the chart and do math?

[rancid granite]

yes

[copper fox]

yes

[lavish quest]

Math me daddy

[urban skiff]

let me dig up the chart. Can't remember where I saw it

In the mean time you guys can go ahead and vote for me

[lavish quest]

They'd all vote for me, sorry

[urban skiff]

or tell me if this feels appropriately warrior without leaning into thane

thinking entirely about style

[copper fox]

I voted for you

lol

[urban skiff]

~Good boy~

imma try touching that next

[rancid granite]

fix'd for real *

[urban skiff]

gonna ADD a bit and accept this sidequest

[rancid granite]

i absolutely love the aesthetic of thane

but

big numbers > all

[lavish quest]

Thank you

[urban skiff]

what emotion do you want to convey? Red hot rage? Void?

[rancid granite]

damage

a nice smooth crit

[rancid granite]

🔥

[urban skiff]

that's easy, you want to install my cat weakaura

[urban skiff]

so you could have like the outer circle showing duration on CS by slowly falling as red and then fill back up as white.

Then the colour set swaps to the deep red when you've got avatar running. Make it even more red if you're at whatever conditions you want met to hit demolish like full stacks and reck up

pretty easy stuff

[rancid granite]

im ngl im very confused

[urban skiff]

about what?

I'm trying to figure out how to make immersive weakauras and it's kind of cool way to do it

[rancid granite]

i'm not sure

it's all about the max stack demolish

so some fancy screen flash to let you know

[urban skiff]

I like the bar I use for my fdk

fills up with runes and when all stars align it's covered in ice and glowing

[lavish quest]

@fierce elm arms or fury this season?

[chilly pivot]

demonhunter

[tribal holly]

I love how you are too dense to realize why you got muted in the first place

I dont care what you soyboys think is benching alot or jokes in general but when you stir pointless shit i have to do my job

[rancid granite]

sounds like a very soyboy thing to say just then

also

a lot* not alot

also you do not 'have to do your job'

are you hired and paid to be a mod

[tribal holly]

Yes

[rancid granite]

[urban skiff]

I'll do it for free

[tribal holly]

Tbf i muted him because i thought it would be funny

And he does nothing but whine anyways

[rancid granite]

it's only funny cause he benches more than you tho

[urban skiff]

can someone help me with colours? what is the hex code for the average colour of the red background in this image?

It's not FF0000

[lavish quest]

Use the tool to check

[urban skiff]

no clue which tool

[lavish quest]

Take photo into photoshop or something and use the sampler thing..
Like the eye dropper

[copper fox]

Lmfao

I whine?

My pfp is Spider-Man’s girl smoking a cigarette

[lavish quest]

All warriors do. Just wait for a mage root

[copper fox]

I’m a walking meme

[urban skiff]

I don't have photoshop or anything like it, and have zero experience using it

[copper fox]

I actually said I liked @tribal holly at one point too damn. I’d like to see where I whine tho and not just meme

[rancid granite]

Small Soldier's girl but same thing

turns out it wasn't as funny as he thought to mute you for benching more than him though

[lavish quest]

He who benches the most gets mod?

[copper fox]

Lots of whining but none from me. Aside from Afro I’m one of the few people here who actually help randoms

[lavish quest]

Nah nah nah. Afro trolls question.
Evidence 1: Shady
Evidence 2: Tony

[copper fox]

True

[urban skiff]

@fierce elm tinkering with weakauras for warbreaker has just made me realize that there's actually half a second's worth of delay from pressing warbreaker until the buff goes up

Now I have to measure the time

[copper fox]

Internet personalities who don’t understand sarcasm and jokes call it whining

[lavish quest]

Tbf, we don't talk to people in person anymore. So who really learns sarcasm

[rancid granite]

again, it's only whining when envy and jealous is involved 🚬

[copper fox]

Very true

To both

[rancid granite]

can't win against someone with a special unique colored name

[lavish quest]

Oh, also one of the last times I asked Afro a question I got back "I'm gonna kms"

[warm plinth]

nice

[copper fox]

Lmfao

[tribal holly]

He only benches 140kg thats not alot

[copper fox]

I can bench that for 15 reps lmfao

220 is my best

430 in competition whatever that is in kgs

[lavish quest]

You're acknowledging his dominance already by using his non-freedom units

[tribal holly]

195kg

[copper fox]

Oh wait

My bad

200 is my best. 195 in comp tho

Not 220

I mistook 220 for 440

Because I’m an American regard

[lavish quest]

Be proud. American regards run this world

[copper fox]

Exactly

[rancid granite]

inb4 re-ban for stating this

[copper fox]

[sharp meteor]

open warr cord we talkin bout gym stuff

gonna get purged again bros

channel gonna be zercher ramblin and nothin else

[copper fox]

I got purged before

[rancid granite]

ngl i dont even know how much this is

what the hell is kg?

i also do calisthenics and no weights so wtf do i know anyway?

[sharp meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-fuego-gif-26833875

[rancid granite]

i can curl 2x kennie's that's the only measurement i know

[lavish quest]

Skyhold:

[sharp meteor]

so true

[rancid granite]

thats why kennie is a boss

4'11 but benches 300lb

or w/e it is in kg

buff shrimp

[lavish quest]

I knew kennie was lyin when he said he was 6ft

[sharp meteor]

6'5''

[rancid granite]

6'5" in furry terms - 4'11 like i said

[lavish quest]

A lie all the same

4'11 confirmed

[rancid granite]

😂

[sharp meteor]

[lavish quest]

I saw that

[sharp meteor]

Ruining my day for no reason

[lavish quest]

And still see it

I'm 6'4. It's okay I feel ya

[copper fox]

Should I become a furry for true skyhold freedom

Don’t tempt me

[lavish quest]

It does match your spec

[copper fox]

It’s literally 1 letter away

[sharp meteor]

the sheer amount of people who ask the spec for furry makin me wonder if they regularly type it enough that their phone corrects

[lavish quest]

It is weird Kennie mains prot and not fury

Homie really needed another way of being degenerate

[sharp meteor]

i play all threeeee

[lavish quest]

"Mains"

[sharp meteor]

ya got into guild as tank so