pvp

[lavish quest]

Better than harpoon maybe?

[wheat jay]

NICE

[fierce elm]

You can speculate around getting your elite set

Thats about it

[wheat jay]

indeed

[robust hearth]

@elfin surge play MoP classic sell 2v2 arena carries for ppl to get bloody dancing steel illusion

[fickle forge]

The Chinese cabal is finished

[fierce elm]

I aint gonna put myself through classic for the off-chance something happens

lmao

[wheat jay]

once its confirmed

we can just play WoD pvp

[robust hearth]

MuD carry my survival hunter in 2s for bloody dancing steel illusion

im alreaady at 1800

[elfin surge]

mop 2s are so bad

[robust hearth]

mud

u are the GOAT

dont be a bitch

[elfin surge]

slayin the real thing brotha

[fierce elm]

Hopefully its confirmed before MoP cm is gone if it goes that way

or at least before WoD so I can grab the warrior sets

[wheat jay]

ye lmao

[robust hearth]

wat about 3s or 5vs then Mud?

[elfin surge]

I queue kitty cleave 3s like an absolute gigachad i aint no bitch

[fierce elm]

You can play 5v5 with bigmoran

[robust hearth]

u can get glad in 2s and 5s in MoP Classic

lol

be the GoAT get glad in 5s mud

[spice hornet]

Mud qs kitty on stream

But once it’s off he’s playing fotm

[robust hearth]

mud shows kitty on stream?

D:

wait does it only ahve to be arenas

[spice hornet]

You gonna update that name to Prized Marshal Kennie?

[robust hearth]

or can i get the illusion through rated bgs

?

no

the rat bastard has me on ignored because i tried to be his friend

hes autistic

[spice hornet]

@sharp meteor why you got your squire on ignore

[robust hearth]

dont @ him

he will put u on ignore too

cuz hes autistic

[fierce elm]

lmfao

[sharp meteor]

i dont remember

[elfin surge]

should be able to

[sharp meteor]

but i blocked like 4 people in 10 years

so prob a good reason

[spice hornet]

[fierce elm]

Have you blocked Zercher?

[sharp meteor]

for like a week

[fierce elm]

lmfao

[elfin surge]

i hate kennie

[rancid granite]

he was just being rowdy one night I remember it LOL

[robust hearth]

ya fuck kennie

[elfin surge]

🦊

[worldly oriole]

Imagine not making a legion classic

[fierce elm]

Kennie has a certified hater

[robust hearth]

die

[robust hearth]

[elfin surge]

https://tenor.com/view/elmer-fudd-hunting-gif-27046653

@sharp meteor

[robust hearth]

because the rat furry bastard literally puts me on ignore for wanting to befirend him

who fucking does tht?

[fierce elm]

I get him

[rancid granite]

blocked him for saying basically exactly what he's saying right now

[robust hearth]

im only saying this because he gets a rise out of stating he ahs me on ignore and then pretend to not remember y

[spice hornet]

[lavish quest]

But still found in the goldshire right?

[elfin surge]

sure

[lavish quest]

He already forgot how they met. The egirls not gonna like that one

Also... I started my morning a full frontal accident cause the other truck driver was trying to avoid a deer. And the idiot crossed the medium of the highway to do so

Good times

Posi vibes

[spice hornet]

What kind of vile disgusting sht do you have to say to be put on Kennies ignore

He’s the most chill fox ever

[lavish quest]

Honestly idk

Give him shit for being a furry 24/7. Still nothing

[spice hornet]

wtf glad you’re alive

[lavish quest]

I'm not a truck driver

I baby sit them

My truck driver is alive tho thankfully

Other guy... not so much

[spice hornet]

Jesus

Have you ever encountered a lot lizard?

[lavish quest]

My drivers probably do. But I don't think they bother to report their fun times

I did have a driver a year or two get in an accident cause he was off the clock, but was using his truck to drive to the strip club

[fierce elm]

he is hustling

[lavish quest]

He was an owner op so he can do that if he wants I guess

Tho idk if it violates the laws regarding rest periods 🤔

[elfin surge]

furry & tank player

[urban skiff]

he don't have that much hair man

Hey warriors quick check

[lavish quest]

I think the bigger sign is that there's no white monster in the photo

[urban skiff]

Can Die By The Sword parry Shadowstrike?

It's not a simple question

[urban skiff]

there's a hairy white monster right there

[fierce elm]

Yes

I am pretty sure

[lavish quest]

Does it always port you behind, or only when you out of melee?

[fierce elm]

becuase the teleport is after shadowstrike

[fierce elm]

Always in stealth

[urban skiff]

only teleports from stealth, not from dance

[urban skiff]

are you CERTAIN though?

because by definition stealth attacks cannot be dodged or parried

[fierce elm]

It depends on if the teleport is before or after the attack

[urban skiff]

I'm just not certain if it counts as a stealth attack

[lavish quest]

Why couldn't it parry it then if it's in front of the war?

[urban skiff]

Rake and Shred cannot be parried from stealth

[fierce elm]

I solved it for you

[urban skiff]

stealth attacks cannot be parried

[fierce elm]

Literally answered

[urban skiff]

neat

[lavish quest]

But dance isn't stealth

[lavish quest]

Buff dbts

[spice hornet]

Why is DBTS not omni directional

Like DH blue

Blur

When the sword animations are going around your whole character

Warrior is good, but then you start thinking about all of these weird primitive details it has

[fierce elm]

try to parry behind you smh

[lavish quest]

Ez

[verbal tangle]

Parries aren't omni

Learn to spin bro

[spice hornet]

Evasion isn’t either but Blur is 🤔

Just a bunch of random inconsistencies

[verbal tangle]

Blur specifically is funky

[fierce elm]

Spaghetti Coding

[urban skiff]

why doesn't it parry sundering like FOF

because blizzard is consistently inconsistent

[chilly pivot]

😂

[urban skiff]

blur is magic

[lavish quest]

Blur I don't think uses the dodge or parry system. It's instead just a chance to not be hit

Aka, attack goes into the void

[urban skiff]

Blur causes others to miss

DHs aren't dodging your attacks, they're using illusions (!!! WHAT ARE YOU HIDING???") to appear elsewhere

@fierce elm Vulpera/worgen players are furries and drachtyrs are scalies

can we agree that troll players are into toes?

[robust hearth]

void DH plz be a thing

2h wielding void DH spec

weidlign scythe

[worldly oriole]

The trading post comes out with heroic on classic lol

[urban skiff]

I'm already thinking about maining DH next season

If they add a void DH and even worse, make it a void elf, I'll have to do that shit

[worldly oriole]

I guess i'm a DH main lol

[fickle forge]

Can we agree that gnome warriors bench press 1pl8 tops

[urban skiff]

Hope they make good on their plans to have tanks have an actual role in blitz because vengeance dh is so much cooler than boring havoc

[urban skiff]

sure

and they're always balding but not in the places you'd expect

[worldly oriole]

Have you ever seen the dwarf juggernaut? @fickle forge

[fickle forge]

No

[fierce elm]

why are you getting mogged by gnomes brother

[urban skiff]

unfair, his ROM is short

[fickle forge]

We're not talking about your squat lil' bro

[green wharf]

got two dcs that rob me from a 6/0 😢

4/2 still good

[urban skiff]

never got my backsquat above 180 before I lost interest and devoted myself to ZERCHER SQUATS

literally nobody securing kills here because of all the stupid DR overlap

[green wharf]

so close, yet so far away

[urban skiff]

healer just told this rogue he should have just lined the dam

nature is healing

[green wharf]

all melee lobby i got fucking bullied the entire match

first 0/6 as a warrior

fury cant compete

[urban skiff]

reroll to the superior melee cleave spec

enhancement is the bully

random in the shaman discord saw my 2.1k grind from the other team's POV

what the heck

[green wharf]

its depressing man

[verbal tangle]

Welcome to brown class

[green wharf]

even the other brown bullied me

disarms, dodge, parry, immune

3 sweat draws, two hard wins, and one match fuck everything over

[chilly pivot]

@fierce elm maby i will make a demon hunter and push glad next season with. do u think its more easy then warr?

[urban skiff]

double void dh go

why do i bother trying to recover

[fierce elm]

@chilly pivot I am considering using no weapons next seaosn, is this more easy than weapons?

[worldly oriole]

Mo Easy is my rap name @fierce elm

[rancid granite]

tony pajamas is already a peak rap name

[fierce elm]

Sorry tony, I can only take one troll nabbing my attention at once

You will have to tag someone else

[full quiver]

Yeah i have dibs

[green wharf]

games are so cancer now im getting tanks

[copper fox]

No Gladi is your rap name

[frank knoll]

Report him

[frank knoll]

I thought Arms warrior was easier tbh
I feel like it’s the easiest melee

[green wharf]

he is full honor too

[frank knoll]

Yeah just kill him then report
He’s griefing

[green wharf]

he is winning somehow

mofo got 5/1

only lost when he played with me

[verbal tangle]

Tanks are goated bro

Trade the 1h for Sword & Board

[sharp meteor]

So true.

[lavish quest]

You use the 1h for the sword and board...

[verbal tangle]

Nah, Arms does negative damage

Might as well be a 1h

[lavish quest]

Arms uses 2h

War is bad

[verbal tangle]

Yeah, it's why you play Prot or reroll

Or do both lmao

[lavish quest]

Give shield slam the ms effect and it's our best spec

[verbal tangle]

They get passive Ravagers now

Kennie is probably about to clap some shitters tomorrow

[frank knoll]

I do almost as much damage in the team fight as Prot and I’m a livelord

A bit harder to finish people off tho

[verbal tangle]

Thane Prot with the buffs is probably actually the best woyer spec

[frank knoll]

What buffs

[verbal tangle]

The rework

Passive Ravagers

Sexecutes

[worldly oriole]

Anyone know how to get to dread wastes at 89 on mop

[verbal tangle]

Uninstall and play retail

[worldly oriole]

The mail on the vendor is cringe anyway

I don't think it matters if i go there at 89 lol

[verbal tangle]

Bruh

<@&257983573498265600>

[knotty atlas]

[merry ivy]

Ty

Oh I was too slow

[verbal tangle]

Mwahi got that pvp reflexes

[knotty atlas]

They don't call me the "Bald Lightning" for nothing.

[rancid granite]

nobody calls you that

[urban skiff]

oh reddit

@tribal holly @fierce elm Does anyone else remember I was promised Stormforged status for hitting 2100?

[fierce elm]

no lmao

[rancid granite]

i remember

but i also remember Late saying he'd get us emoji reactions and custom emojis

[urban skiff]

See??

[fierce elm]

I remember you would get Moderator

not stormforged

[urban skiff]

Man this betrayal would never happen

isn't SF just more moderator?

[fierce elm]

SF is less than Val'

Val'kyr

[lavish quest]

Mwahi modded me some time ago but forgot to give me the role

[fierce elm]

SF is more like mall cops, Val'kyr are real police

lmao

[urban skiff]

if i was moderator i would pin this

and tag all the SF so they know their place

[urban skiff]

nipple enlargement surgery does count as modding so

[lavish quest]

I did not let Mwahi operate on me

[urban skiff]

@proper elk hi, that's all

[fierce elm]

Why Jakey out of all lmfao

[urban skiff]

he's in my guild?

he won't respond in here but he'll write somewhere else, cursing me out

[copper fox]

Anyone else keep swinging at spriests when they disperse or just me

[urban skiff]

yea, can't have them feeling all safe

[copper fox]

Exactly

[urban skiff]

also isn't it just 99% dr?

that's basically just free resource generation

[fierce elm]

walk at them menacingly

[copper fox]

Waddle aggressively

Bruh

[fierce elm]

@knotty atlas

christ

lmao

[rancid granite]

tldr?

[knotty atlas]

Sup

[fierce elm]

YOU ALREADY DELETED IT

smh

[knotty atlas]

What?

[urban skiff]

i blinked

[fierce elm]

that wasn't you that sniped it

weird

[copper fox]

I’m not qing tn

I’m riding it

[fierce elm]

You should queue rn

Don't be a noob

a simp

[lavish quest]

When am I getting promoted?

[copper fox]

It wouldn’t pop until 8 hours from now

[knotty atlas]

To....?

[lavish quest]

That feel when touching grass is the meta strat

[lavish quest]

Mod

[fierce elm]

Server owner

[urban skiff]

me too tbh

[lavish quest]

You modded me but forgot the role

[urban skiff]

2100 baby

[lavish quest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1198213371154153484.gif?quality=lossless&name=ragey&size=48

[knotty atlas]

If you guys said "Icecream" i would have modded him. You guys had one chance, sorry.

[fierce elm]

FUCK

[urban skiff]

icecream

[fierce elm]

When can we next appeal

[lavish quest]

I'm better than ice-cream baby

[knotty atlas]

Every week.
but the keyword changes.

[urban skiff]

when is it going to be Peppa Pig?

[knotty atlas]

In 3 weeks.

[copper fox]

Am I mod material

[knotty atlas]

But with different capitalization.

[urban skiff]

!remind me 3 weeks

[copper fox]

If I get astral warlord I should be promoted ngl

[urban skiff]

wife material maybe

[copper fox]

Prized legend isn’t enough

[fierce elm]

Asstral

[lavish quest]

Nah, gotta carry the pride flag

[copper fox]

I literally say happy pride month once a week

[lavish quest]

But where flag?

[copper fox]

I don’t fly any flag I’m a mercenary

[sharp meteor]

i kind of scared to

s2 preseason prot was giga

then 15% nerfs twice

https://tenor.com/view/angry-bunny-gun-gif-23859392

[copper fox]

That pic is insane

[urban skiff]

insanely cute

I'm upset that kennie never responded to my massive achievement

well, kind of upset

[sharp meteor]

which

[copper fox]

What did you do

[urban skiff]

read the pins!

[sharp meteor]

2100 enh 2s?

legendary

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1060644258161365122/1169491014575194142/3x.gif

[copper fox]

That’s huge

[urban skiff]

I have no forgotten @copper fox FORGOT TO HIT 2400

[copper fox]

Fuck

[urban skiff]

fuck that's adorable

[rugged temple]

Everyone happy with the changed season 3 Glad mount?

[urban skiff]

what they change about it?

[copper fox]

Yes

Best mount since df s1

[sharp meteor]

ya

[urban skiff]

I can't wait to get it

looks really nice

[spice hornet]

Yes

The old one was awful

[copper fox]

My friend just came back to wow after quitting in cata… on one of my alts im going to play warr boomy with him and see if I can get him glad

Comp is probably ass but fk it

[lavish quest]

Don't get glad so doesn't matter

[copper fox]

I think s3 is going to be giga inflated

Might be the easiest season to get glad in a while

[urban skiff]

I can't wait to get glad in the season where it's most inflated so forever after people will judge me based on GETTING glad instead of judging me because I'm bad

[copper fox]

lmfao

Just don’t flex it like a moron and you’ll be fine

[urban skiff]

Having to wait an expansion before I can flex getting glad don't sound like fun though

[lavish quest]

I mean I just don't queue 3s in general

[urban skiff]

Not that i ever flex anything. My assumption is extreme amounts of luck is the sauce of all my wins

[copper fox]

Yes it’s definitely hard to get glad when you don’t q

[lavish quest]

Pretty strong

[rugged temple]

I remember winning all 6 rounds of solo shuffle early in season 2 and going from like 1400 rating to 1920 in a single match. Hopefully that's the case again this time.

[copper fox]

Dw warriors got buffed

You’ll go 6-0

Yo Clappy gimme 1 mil gold

[fierce elm]

Do some math for me @urban skiff

The biggest SF6 DLC is 50 euros, you get 4 characters+all outfits+colors

The second biggest SF6 DLC is 30 euros, you get 4 characters + colors for the base outfit. The character I want to play has an outfit that costs 5 euros if I don't get the bundle. is it worth saving 15 euros or worht spending 15 extra euros to gamble that I like the other characters

[urban skiff]

Cant until im done with kid

[copper fox]

That’s fkd up

Afro > your kids

[fierce elm]

yeah what the fuck ZERCHER

do I save 15 euros

or gamble 15 euros that I might enjoy the other characters and their alternate outfit

[rancid granite]

wish we could get mount in ss or 2v2

[copper fox]

This

[fierce elm]

I am getting the characters regardless* this is purely visual cosmetics lmfao

[copper fox]

@novel crater you qing tn?

Need to know if I gotta have a mage snipe you

[worldly oriole]

I'm making a First Person camera Pvp montage

[novel crater]

Ye

All 3 wars with mmr

gotta drive my gf to the airport first in about an hour

Then I already bought 2 six packs of red bull and a full instant coffee box

Qing til it turns grey @copper fox

[elfin surge]

[copper fox]

Haha yessss

[spice hornet]

I just begged the cabal to allow Santi to achieve r1 in shuffle

[copper fox]

Did it work

Warried has 47 warriors in the top 10 so those are free spots you’re not far off

[spice hornet]

Is there a site that’s accurate and tries to link alts and whatnot to show the true number of spots?

[novel crater]

Thank youuuuu 😂❤️

[green wharf]

[worldly oriole]

grats

i hope leveling a sham on classic wasnt a mistake lol

[green wharf]

it prob was

[novel crater]

I think check pvp/seramate are the closest we get

[urban skiff]

15 eur is like, what? A couple of days worth of groceries?

What are the odds you won't like the characters?

[urban skiff]

I think dreamsomething does it and bypasses the anonymity thing?

[copper fox]

@spice hornet check pvp and sera update every 2 hours with exact results

[fierce elm]

More like odds about the outfits

I know I like 2/4 characters

[urban skiff]

Get the big pack

[full quiver]

that's like 3 weeks of pay for afro

[urban skiff]

huh

Afro can I send you money

[full quiver]

sure i can send u his address

@fierce elm

[urban skiff]

I only got to do 2 billable hours today

So the streak of getting paid to sit at home continues

[green wharf]

the dream

[spice hornet]

Hardest working Danish employee

[fickle forge]

Think Seramate tries but fails

[urban skiff]

Seramate does a job

I think there's no false positives but there's negatives that slip through

is season over yet?

or 1 hour?

or 2?

[fickle forge]

It's Wednesday bro

Or like tomorrow evening for the PvP season

[fierce elm]

what lmao

[fickle forge]

Playing with Dailyshuffle was an experience man

KFC fucking blows

[green wharf]

[worldly oriole]

Chet you betcha

[urban skiff]

NO, IT'S TODAY

season doesn't end with reset

[fickle forge]

Surely not

[urban skiff]

https://www.wowhead.com/news/blizzard-reminds-players-season-2-ends-this-week-season-rewards-no-longer-377981

so tomorrow morning at 7 apparently

[fickle forge]

Yeah so that's 6 AM tomorrow for us

[urban skiff]

no 7

[copper fox]

Oh shit

[urban skiff]

someone realizing there's less time to reclaim r1?

[copper fox]

I’m not qing lol I’m 99.99% safe

[novel crater]

1am today if its the same as last season

Est

[worldly oriole]

thank god seas is almost over

[green wharf]

if seas are over, then where the water is going

[urban skiff]

recovered from the 1500s at least

now to recover from the pain of doing more damage than aff, feral, and assa rogue

as sub

womp womp

everybody is a "dies in a stun" class except fury

[green wharf]

my wow pvp history

[tribal holly]

I told you to get the pvp title

[urban skiff]

I got one

I even got it in 2s before the normal threshold

[copper fox]

What’s a SFs job

[tribal holly]

Shitposting

[urban skiff]

I have never seen jakey shitpost anything

always so serious

[copper fox]

Damn I’m literally the top non SF SF job doer in this chat

[wheat jay]

We used to have two competent sf

One more than the other tho cuz only one could pin

[copper fox]

Make me s3 SF and if I don’t get astral warlord fire me

[urban skiff]

I have so many pins up though

someone responsible should clean up

[final charm]

whats the best way to farm honor?

[urban skiff]

2s arenas or 3s arenas with honor flask

[wheat jay]

Bgs

Epic and normal

[final charm]

ah thanks, I forgot about flask

[wheat jay]

Comp stomp if its up

Ye flask helps a bit

[urban skiff]

not the best way compared to just slamming arenas

only if you aren't winning your games

[urban skiff]

probably the fastest is to downrank your mmr a ton and win a shitton of shuffles as healer

[north thicket]

let's hope so, I might gun for it this time

M+ would be boring, the dungeon pool sucks outside Tazavesh and Ecodome

PvP might have an increased participation rate

if the dev 🤡 strike some decent balance, without annoying the shit out of people

for the pleb warriors our hope lies with Kargish @fickle forge to spend more than 5 mins on his icy veins guide

[fierce elm]

HE JUST ASKS ME

AND THEN JUST POSTS IT

[north thicket]

🤣 🤣

[tribal holly]

No

[urban skiff]

soon i can write icy veins guide to enh

current one is written by a fdk (?)

[lavish quest]

You sure I don't out shit post you?

[spice hornet]

Type of sh @elfin surge would order

[fierce elm]

That looks fire

[copper fox]

It’s close

[fierce elm]

Tony shitposts the most

it isn't even close

[elfin surge]

its really good

ive had it a few times

[copper fox]

Tony doesn’t shitpost Tony schizo rants

There’s a difference

[fierce elm]

lmao

You think when they raid his place and seize his PC that they are gonna put us on trial?

Be a witness?

[copper fox]

Absolutely

He’s 100% a dark web admin

[spice hornet]

LMFAO

[north thicket]

Oh frens, why would you eat this... thing 💩

[fickle forge]

Unless Mystical is the author, you're not getting it

[urban skiff]

lol

[north thicket]

Is this templated

[fierce elm]

probably

[north thicket]

Add Positioning in Playstyle & Rotations - Do's and Dont's

When to extend (behind a pillar) and when don't

[topaz tulip]

Hey guys, where did the pvp builds get moved?

[fierce elm]

murlok.io @topaz tulip

[topaz tulip]

oh nice, thanks

[copper fox]

Black and skinny

[fickle forge]

There's no way to really put that down without a context

[topaz tulip]

yes?

[fickle forge]

PvP is a script with an ocean of exceptions

[copper fox]

I’m literally the opposite of you

[fierce elm]

YOU WILL write out EVERY possible scenario

For the two people that are gonna read that section

you WILL be a slave to the guide-readers or you WILL be fired

[copper fox]

Follow mag

Just buy trinkets

[topaz tulip]

I'm sorry for your loss

[tribal holly]

Instinct

[north thicket]

That instinct is experience, and when you are new to the class or came back after X years it's gone

[wheat jay]

You have two choices

[tribal holly]

I mean you can tell the way people move when they have their guard down

[wheat jay]

You hide like a coward

[tribal holly]

Or when the shit hits the fan rather

[copper fox]

@spice hornet I gotta find the vod for you someone sent me but my last Q session I was in a lobby with Samiyam and he goes “great we got a fury warrior literally named Meth”. In round 6 he goes… this fkn guy is going to 5-1 this lobby against a dev and mage and his name is literally Meth

It’s hilarious

[wheat jay]

Or you scream "FUCK'EM WE BALL" and you go do damage

[spice hornet]

love it

[fierce elm]

Can't teach people instinct

[fickle forge]

It'd be impossible to type out bro

Every comp you play and vs set the bar

[tribal holly]

You think we dont still have some innate hunters instinct?

[fierce elm]

Im just saying

you can't be taught instinct by reading

[copper fox]

Instinct and reaction are 2 different things you can train reaction through experience you can’t train instinct

[wheat jay]

You don't play hunter tho

[urban skiff]

yuck

[north thicket]

you can also train instinct by experience

[tribal holly]

Id argue you learn instinct by observing

[north thicket]

anticipation

[urban skiff]

play by feel, only

[fierce elm]

I'd argue you learn instinct by playing in this case

[tribal holly]

No but the term applies

[copper fox]

Maybe we are all wrong and morons

[north thicket]

But you are right tho, it's difficult to teach / write it down

[urban skiff]

in the famous words of idk someone stronk: "Get those reps in"

[north thicket]

Kargish, where did you put the GladiusEx profile?

[fierce elm]

Regardless if you read the best guide out there on how to bench press, 99% of it is benching

[copper fox]

Can anyone here bench 225x40

(me)

[tribal holly]

I mean its player versus player it will always vary

[fierce elm]

Can you fit 24 nuggets in your mouth?

[tribal holly]

Pve is scripted fights

[copper fox]

Unfortunately most likely

[fierce elm]

Yeah okay prove it

[wheat jay]

I dunno, y'all want to learn pvp watch bicmex and translate it to your class lmao

[fierce elm]

lets nugget off

[copper fox]

Bet

[urban skiff]

Instinct can literally be trained. It's what happens when you've trained your response to happen in the back of your brain.

[tribal holly]

Kilos?

[north thicket]

What's 225? kilos or weird old English units

[fierce elm]

Stones

[urban skiff]

who can't?

[copper fox]

Stone

No in kilos I can bench

Uhh

[wheat jay]

Kidney stones?

[copper fox]

Sec

[fierce elm]

4 morbillion stones

[copper fox]

200

Rip

Not 225

[wheat jay]

Morbidly obese stones?

Like american?

[copper fox]

I actually love that America is an obese country

[tribal holly]

Oh its only 103kg?

[copper fox]

Yea

[tribal holly]

Never tried doing that ngl

[north thicket]

103kg I was doing 15y ago (series)

[wheat jay]

Damn bro im 103kg now

[north thicket]

Now I do 83kg because I value my joints and cba doing stupid stuff

[tribal holly]

Im just doing pushups now

No time to go to a real gym

So i use what i have at home

[copper fox]

Lifting heavy is only stupid if you’re stupid

[north thicket]

...

[copper fox]

You can safely lift heavy your entire life if you don’t lift like a moron

And follow a program

And only lift @ certain %s when you’re peaking etc

[north thicket]

You are right but injury risk is higher even if you are well-prepared

I had some friends with life-long injuries

[copper fox]

That I can’t argue yea if there’s more weight on a bar that’s a fact

[north thicket]

Probably each one of us has those friends

Unlucky people

I am already risking enough nowadays with my bloody football games, no need for heavylifting

Especially if the returns aren't simply worth it

[copper fox]

Yea adults can only pick 1 lmfao

[jovial torrent]

the only injuries i get is sleeping after lifting when i twist and turn weird ways in bed

[copper fox]

Or lift like Tony. Quarter squat everything. Never get hurt

[tribal holly]

Is 103kg considered heavy

[fierce elm]

for 40 reps

yes

lmao

[copper fox]

^

For a single not really

[fierce elm]

I mean fuck even for 1 rep its like better than 95% of your gymgoers

[copper fox]

That’s true yea

[fierce elm]

so yes

it all depends on your personal criterias

[copper fox]

I guess technically it’s heavy in a general sense

[north thicket]

You should be able to lift your personal weight without problems 4x 8/12 series on bench

[jovial torrent]

that depends how heavy u are

[north thicket]

So 103x40 is very decent

[fierce elm]

What we consider heavy or good depends on what you personally think, which is the better guiding rather than some binary number

[jovial torrent]

if ur high % fat thats not realistic at all

[fierce elm]

103x40 is VERY DECENT

[copper fox]

Decent lol

[fierce elm]

Just like top 20 in the NFL combine lmao

[north thicket]

I assume he is 100+ kg in weight

he is American

[fierce elm]

Uh, literally just insane

even at 100kg that is really really good

[copper fox]

Yea I’m 270

[fierce elm]

even at 120kg that is really really good lmao

Even at 130kg that is really really good

[copper fox]

122.5

[tribal holly]

Isnt that just doing pushups if you weight that much?

[copper fox]

No

[jovial torrent]

pushup is like 70% of ur bodyweight

maybe less depending if ur bottom heavy

[fierce elm]

Methyltren has a dumpy

60% of his BW

[copper fox]

Exactly

[jovial torrent]

hes pushin for 55, keep dem cheese burgers comin

[copper fox]

How you think I pull what I pull

It’s the dump

[tribal holly]

So can you do as many pushups as you can do chest reps?

[fierce elm]

his dump truck uses gravity

[north thicket]

I hope you are doing the full / complete exercise all the way to the chest and up

[fierce elm]

I can do more than 40 pushups, I can't do 40 reps at 103kg

[copper fox]

I weigh 270 and I can do 60+ pushups straight

[jovial torrent]

when i started i couldnt even do male pushups, i benched like 40kg for 5, now i can do 90kg for 5

[green wharf]

one mango loco in the fridge for tomorrow

[copper fox]

Brother I am the standard

[wheat jay]

Nice

[jovial torrent]

i love mango loco, im obsessed with mango drinks nw

[wheat jay]

Peach

Peach is goated

[green wharf]

its one of the best

[wheat jay]

🍑

All men like peaches

[jovial torrent]

pacific punch is real niec too

[green wharf]

there is no monster peach around here

bummer

[copper fox]

Debate

[wheat jay]

Wack

[tribal holly]

Wheres watermelon

[jovial torrent]

first of all mango 10/10

[wheat jay]

Never had blue Hawaii wtf

Also, monarch is the best

[copper fox]

I made this on IG specifically for rage bait lol and it worked

[wheat jay]

100%

[fierce elm]

I can see why lmao

I almost fell for it

[wheat jay]

Lando Norris kinda bad taste

[green wharf]

pacific punch and the green one are goat

[copper fox]

The lando is bad yea

[fierce elm]

I like the Lando one

: (

[copper fox]

Dude people were so mad about the green

[green wharf]

dunno, this shit isnt as popular in brazil 🤷🏾‍♂️

[jovial torrent]

i wish we had more of the reign flavours here, i need to order some online, we only have mango, orange dreamsicle , the blue candy one

[green wharf]

there are more redbull and other brands

[copper fox]

So mad

[green wharf]

there is one with watermeloon, that is fucking great

[jovial torrent]

were getting close to that there bloody dancin steel

[tribal holly]

That is best by far

[green wharf]

yep

even look like Christmas

[copper fox]

Me when I knew rating mango loco 0/10 woild make the post do well

[boreal veldt]

theres a barback at work who comes in with a java monster, i've never confronted him about it

but this tracks

[copper fox]

Ok Java is legitimately disgusting

[tribal holly]

I think that stayed in the markets here for less than a week and then they recalled them

[copper fox]

Yea they’re hard to find here as well

Rightfully so

[frank knoll]

@green wharf are Brazilian healer egirls Big Booty Latinas?

[north thicket]

Getting some vibes about unhealthy Monster obsession

[boreal veldt]

florida java activities

[fierce elm]

I am reformed

I am a celsius man

[frank knoll]

Florida it too crazy
Trying to escape

[tribal holly]

I only buy monster because its a bigger can

[frank knoll]

🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍👨

[north thicket]

Don't want to be a conspiracy theorist but after RFK Jr spilled out some beans about US food and drinks

[frank knoll]

Real men drink Reign

[boreal veldt]

🫡

[fierce elm]

Brother you asked about mains and the political climate in the US the other wek

[north thicket]

Are you sure it's okay to drink these on a daily basis?

[fierce elm]

wdym don't want to be a cnspiracy theorist

lmao

[tribal holly]

They also had nice watermelon

[fierce elm]

Monster also exists outside of the US

[north thicket]

I am guinely curious

[boreal veldt]

i feel like a boomer, just give me coffee

fresh pot

[tribal holly]

EU regulations are different

[fierce elm]

The only thing that is bad is the caffeine content

But so is any caffeine content

[north thicket]

Americans look like really hooked up on it

[fierce elm]

One American is participating in this convo rn

actually two

[boreal veldt]

👋

[fierce elm]

Three?

[frank knoll]

The Orange Creamsicle Reign rules

[copper fox]

@north thicket I am not a healthy human being

[fierce elm]

Yeah I know about you

[tribal holly]

Brother nearly everyone is addicted to caffeine

[boreal veldt]

"wtf is a kilometer" and all that

[frank knoll]

And yeah our political climate is crazy and experts predict America as we know it won’t exist in 10 years

[fierce elm]

Back in my day we slammed 10 coffees smh these Monster Energy drinks nowadays

[wheat jay]

Im not

[north thicket]

Caffeine is actually healthu

[wheat jay]

I drink for taste

[north thicket]

Like Italian style, real coffee

[verbal tangle]

casual

[fierce elm]

Caffeine in the amount that the average person consumes is not healthy

whatsoever

lmao

[wheat jay]

Lmao things like caffeine doesnt rly work on me in terms of waking up

[tribal holly]

Sure keep telling yourself that after you spend 48 hours without it

[wheat jay]

Or more energy

[wheat jay]

Havent drank any for like 5 days now

Lmao

Chilling hard

[fierce elm]

Not trying to stan for non-caffeine lads here because I love Caffeine

[frank knoll]

People don’t trust institutions
Both sides blast their version of Hutu power radio 24/7
the ruling party is attempting to be arresting political opponents

[fierce elm]

but Caffeine is not healthy for you

[tribal holly]

No tea no coffee no nothing? Sodas?

[wheat jay]

Can't rly go to store cuz my foot has a hole in it

[wheat jay]

Nope, cold water from tap

[copper fox]

I drink caffeine for the sport of drinking caffeine

[fierce elm]

and the difference between Monster and Coffee is the caffeine content in terms of long-term effects

[copper fox]

Being healthy is for cowards

[fierce elm]

HOWEVER, if you have 4 cups of coffee it doesnt matter

[wheat jay]

I have a well connected to the house, so my tap water is goated

[frank knoll]

Coffee helps prevent cancer

[copper fox]

Not having cancer also helps prevent cancer

[fierce elm]

lmao

[tribal holly]

Well yeah at home ofc i drink tapwater

[frank knoll]

Just don’t do like over 1000 mg a day and ur good

[copper fox]

I like to test my bodies caffeine tolerance daily

[frank knoll]

I do preworkout in the morning and then coffee after lunch

[fierce elm]

But yeah, like everything it shouldn't be abused

[wheat jay]

Anyway, those things dont ely work for me, neither do painkillers, anesthesia barely works lmao

Had a surgery on my foot recently, couldn't feel my foot for like 2min at best, 3min later had feeling, and it was fully over in like 20min

It sucks at the dentist lol

[tribal holly]

Ive drank couple of redbulls and 4 shots of espresso in ice coffee and couple of regular coffees today

[frank knoll]

Like people who think it’s totally okay to be high on weed 24 hours a day
“I’m not addicted bro I swear”

[fierce elm]

I haven't had ANY caffeine today

(Except the like 2L of coke Zero)

[wheat jay]

Stroke speedrun

[frank knoll]

Damn bro

[fierce elm]

chad behavior

[green wharf]

i mean, we are all latinos, by default

but no one plays wow here

[tribal holly]

Was a long day

[copper fox]

I knew I liked you

[fierce elm]

Late is based

[copper fox]

Shit Tony is here

[fierce elm]

Guys I Have Spent So Many Hours In Classic Lmao

[copper fox]

LMFAO

[green wharf]

is your heart okay

[fierce elm]

I Prefer Drinking Panther Energy Drinks From The Arabic Store Down By The Corner Before I Workout

[wheat jay]

What heart

[frank knoll]

I thought aside from FIFA and CSGO WoW is the most popular game in Brz

[tribal holly]

Yeah its like 60bpm

[copper fox]

I will record my caffeine intake for you guys tomorrow

[wheat jay]

His heart is a engine and its fuel is redbull

[copper fox]

Watch

[green wharf]

Nah, you have lol and dota

[copper fox]

It starts at 4:30am

[green wharf]

then other free shit

wow is FUCKING EXPENSIVE here

[wheat jay]

Speaking of other games

[green wharf]

i only play cause i can farm token

and someone gift TWW to me

otherwise i would not be playing

[wheat jay]

https://tenor.com/view/bf6-battlefield-battlefield-6-battlefield-vi-ea-gif-44134836087477716

[tribal holly]

Coffeine and nicotine pretty much

[wheat jay]

Swap those

[green wharf]

all these shit dont have effect on me

monster have the opposite effect, i drink and get sleepy

i drink for the love of the game

[copper fox]

Same

[wheat jay]

I dont do nicotine

Nor alco

[tribal holly]

Nicotine effect is literally the only thing keeping me from hitting my coworker with a pan after she burns yet another risotto

[wheat jay]

Im a clean boy

[wheat jay]

Oh you cook

[green wharf]

Only weed show to have some kind of effect on me, but i have to eat with something

[fierce elm]

Late has a Heroin or Speed addiction 100%

[tribal holly]

Nah dont need speed

[wheat jay]

How can i make a tortilla without flour

[fierce elm]

hey buddy

uh

you missed the other one mentioned

buddy

[tribal holly]

But i do love weed

[wheat jay]

Too late

[green wharf]

we have this one here

[wheat jay]

Late is already addicted to everything invented by man

[copper fox]

Late is literally my IG page

This is late minus the tren in the back

[tribal holly]

I dont do anything with needles

[tribal holly]

False i eat healthy at work

When i have the time

[copper fox]

Healthy is the right side ofc

[wheat jay]

Funny how we have two valkyrs visiting pvp channel, none play pvp, both are based

[fierce elm]

God shitty coffee is my guilty pleasure

[wheat jay]

Magic of pvp i guess

[copper fox]

As all intellectuals know

[verbal tangle]

only ones willing to be with the chads

[wheat jay]

Just coffee grounds and boiling water

[green wharf]

my dinner:

[full quiver]

artji is a die hard democrat

[fierce elm]

Naa I am talking coffee machines

that burn it

[copper fox]

Based

[verbal tangle]

[green wharf]

breakfeast

[tribal holly]

Im a pvp god dont you know

[wheat jay]

You need to elaborate, i don't know how your weird shit works

[copper fox]

Late lemme get an application for SF. Afro will vouch for me

[wheat jay]

No

[fierce elm]

Yeah vouching

[wheat jay]

I do now i guess

[full quiver]

it means ur gay

[copper fox]

I’m the only fury warrior left

[full quiver]

since u came out in other disc i assumed

[verbal tangle]

[green wharf]

congrats artji

[wheat jay]

Says a man spending 8h a week groping other men wtf

Scoob ya lil gay

[copper fox]

Bro scoob what can you confirm or deny this

[fierce elm]

LMFAO

[tribal holly]

[fierce elm]

I mean he isnt wrong

[full quiver]

aint nothin lil about me boy

[fierce elm]

Scoobz is wrestling with other men

[verbal tangle]

[copper fox]

Scooberz is his pfp?

[wheat jay]

He is training bj with them

[fierce elm]

the horse yeah

[full quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/ass-hump-gay-butt-gif-7934430

what is gay about this

[fierce elm]

ALRIGHT SCOOBZ

[full quiver]

artji is in the blue

[wheat jay]

You wearing blue

[full quiver]

he wanted me to teach him

TOO LSOW

LOL

duelist fingers smh

[wheat jay]

Lmao

I don't do wrestling my man

[tribal holly]

And this is why pvp doesnt have SF

[wheat jay]

Sanda superiority

[fierce elm]

We have one

MUD

but he doesn't do anything lmao

[tribal holly]

Oh right

[full quiver]

❤️ kyle

[wheat jay]

Lmao

[tribal holly]

@elfin surge wtf

[copper fox]

We have an inactive one

[fierce elm]

He gets bullied

[wheat jay]

He's like queen of england

[copper fox]

I’m higher rated than mud now

[wheat jay]

Stands there

Smiles

[fierce elm]

then comes in every 3rd day to write something

then leave

[tribal holly]

So mans isnt terminally online shitposter?

Thats good

[copper fox]

That’s bad for us tho

[full quiver]

mud only posts GOLD

we need more activity

dying game mode

[copper fox]

Mud talks in the weird wow discord with epicburnz more than here

[green wharf]

wait hold on

[full quiver]

😂

[green wharf]

im out of the loop

[fierce elm]

That is bad for us

[green wharf]

first, what is SF

[fierce elm]

we need an active SF

we are overthrowing MUD

[full quiver]

I vote @fierce elm

[green wharf]

second, isnt artji polish therefore a femboy

[full quiver]

he helps a lot of people

[green wharf]

how can he do wrestling

[fierce elm]

shut the fuck up

[full quiver]

he's really good too, he got duelist in wow one time

[fierce elm]

Mutiny this shit

#MikeForSF

[copper fox]

I agree I vote to mutiny on mud

[frank knoll]

Is there a Balkan EU realm

[fierce elm]

#ReplaceKyle

[green wharf]

the famous roblox player?

[copper fox]

Who the fk is mike

[fierce elm]

you are Mike

now

[copper fox]

I AM MIKE NOW

[fierce elm]

Mike now

[green wharf]

why cant we use other chat emotes here

smh

[fierce elm]

#MikeForSF

[copper fox]

#MikeForSF

[verbal tangle]

Mike Rotch

[fierce elm]

Gottem

It was something with M

but I forgot what it was

[wheat jay]

Ye but I'm from eastern poland

[green wharf]

[wheat jay]

So its more like Russia but civilised and we use normal alphabet

[frank knoll]

Russia but is catholic and has been conquered

[wheat jay]

Technically Poland conquered Moscow once

Its like history of wow pvp

[copper fox]

What happened

[wheat jay]

Used to be great

[copper fox]

After that

Srs question

[wheat jay]

Then there was downfall due to dumb decisions of higher ups

[wheat jay]

They sold it

[copper fox]

Ah

[wheat jay]

So, war, another war, Russia, Sweden, old old old Ukraine equivalent

And so on

Then royals sold the country and split parts of it

Sold to Austria, Russia, and one more

And again

[fierce elm]

EU has a lot of wars

[wheat jay]

Aaaaaand one more time

[elfin surge]

peasants

[fierce elm]

#ReplaceKyle

[wheat jay]

Gone from the map for 123 years, then makes a comeback

Then war

Poland FUCKED royally

[frank knoll]

Poland had the Winged Hussars

[wheat jay]

Kinda split in two again, half to Germans, half to russia

Had communism, was terrible

[frank knoll]

Played Poland a lot in Medieval Total War

[wheat jay]

Communism gone, is better

[wheat jay]

Ye thats before it was cut into pieces

Poland was basically a #1 power in Europe at some point due to strong alliances

Aaaand it went to shit

[frank knoll]

Atleast you guys aren’t like Serbs
Serbs are the most perpetually butthurt people on earth

[wheat jay]

Mehh

[green wharf]

isnt pilav serb

[wheat jay]

Also Warsaw is degenerate

Disgusting place

Imagine American stereotypical disgusting city, the most stereotypical joke city

And you get Warsaw

[frank knoll]

Yeah

[copper fox]

Nice so anyway

Who’s going to man up and rejoin the fury warriors in s3

[fierce elm]

Okay Grandpa

go to bed

[green wharf]

did you saw

[copper fox]

That’s funny you think I’m going to sleep on the last day of the season

[green wharf]

i got duelist as fury

[wheat jay]

Monk

[copper fox]

I didn’t see that it was fury but that’s good you’re a man

[copper fox]

If I’m still # 2-3 @ 11pm I’ll consider going to sleep at 12am

[fierce elm]

It is almost 1am

I am not tired

and the new Street Fighter character gets released at 5am

[copper fox]

Yea don’t sleep

[fierce elm]

so I might aswell stay awake

[copper fox]

Wait

Agree

[fierce elm]

Because I wanna play him when he is released lmao

[copper fox]

Worth

[tribal holly]

Smh

[green wharf]

arms i was doing x2

[worldly oriole]

3 days 8 hours 30 minutes

[fierce elm]

3 Days 8 Hours 30 Minutes

[copper fox]

3 Days 8 Hours 30 Minutes

[spice hornet]

Meth is making me want to be a fury warrior main next season

[copper fox]

Join me

[warm plinth]

im playing mage, its over for me

[copper fox]

Leave

[warm plinth]

[lavish quest]

Will it still be dead?

[lavish quest]

I'm sorry, but you disgust me

[copper fox]

It never died

[lavish quest]

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-liar-star-wars-lying-gif-8634649

I made a whole campaign off the back of it dying

[verbal tangle]

When Thane Prot gets dickslapped

[green wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/getout-gif-16327023334064302194

we have filthy paladin and DH players here

but mage is too much

[copper fox]

Spacenat is a win trading dog

Just saying

[fierce elm]

LMFAO