pvp

[green wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/new-edition-tommybrown-tommy-smoking-gif-26152294

i got a draw cause my shaman was a dumbass

[urban skiff]

So I had 2 rounds where I performed outside what the ELO system expected, and was punished for that by losing MMR.

Think of rating as a rewards track. It's only there to unlock stuff.

[green wharf]

and decided to focus on a bad paladin

instead of MM

result, MM burst his ass to the ground

[urban skiff]

Ele sham or what?

ok this is straight up weird now

How am i seeing so many dks in shuffle

played with both healers already today. All the dks were different

[verbal tangle]

Prepping for next chewsday

[urban skiff]

prepping what

what

womp

couldn't decide who to kill

[fierce elm]

TUESDAY

patch day

[green wharf]

why are you screaming

[urban skiff]

WHAT ARE THEY DOING NOW THAT BENEFITS THEM ON PATCH DAY

[fierce elm]

Bro idk

[urban skiff]

by definition no preparation is happening

I just want the sweet ass mog

[fierce elm]

ITS A JOKE BROTHER

They might be finishing up elite sets

[urban skiff]

couldn't get a 2nd kill again

I think I can't go 5-1 or i need a 1-5 to be in range of 1800 with a 4-2

eh, i'll take it

could do with the extra mmr banked

[urban skiff]

ewwww

who does that

so close to being done with elite set

Then just wrap up feral and maybe try out that meme trickster build, maybe jump into shuf and try enh a final time

The lash build started to click for me last night and i just wiped out people so fast

[green wharf]

the spec becomes better

at least they remove some button bloat

instead of pillar of frost increasing mastery, frostwyrm fury will do that

[urban skiff]

I think uh might be the fun spec

I love the idea of a necromancer in plate

what specs benefit the most from being worgen?

Anything that can break roots+slots obv

how did i miss this? lmao

huh, prot war

two killing blows

fuck

didn't get it

time to strugglecrawl with like 8 shuffles

who the fuck is this guy

https://seramate.com/eu/Draenor/Darthlie

Is he famous or something?

[fierce elm]

why would he be

[urban skiff]

He's a twitch streamer

idk lol

can't be this good with a job

[fierce elm]

the hell

You need to STEP UP

Also anyone can be a twitch streamer

[urban skiff]

I can't

who'd watch my wrinkly ass

this is not going excellent

just gonna accept that this is a healerdiff lobby

2 wins is still closer to goal

6 lobbies but could have been done in 4

@green wharf

[worldly oriole]

I'm actually gonna try to push BGB on something next season

have all classes max plus multiples lol

[urban skiff]

go enh

[hot solstice]

can someone explain the math? Why 2.6mil is 12% of dks hp?(talking about last execute without overkill)

considering this his hp pull is abot 21-22 mil, but thats just bullshit

not blood dk

[fierce elm]

lmao

DK is one of the worst classes in the game rn

[urban skiff]

my theory still holds true

[fierce elm]

and one of the squishiest

[hot solstice]

yeye

[urban skiff]

when there's a dps and a healer both with cyrillic names, the dps will go 5-1 or 6-0 and the healer will go 4-2 or 3-3

[fierce elm]

Also wdyn 22m hp

[hot solstice]

do math

[fierce elm]

are you counting healing?

[hot solstice]

if 2.6mil is 12% than 100% is 21.6mil

[urban skiff]

the % is the hp amount the attack takes him to

[hot solstice]

he was 12%

he took 3.14mil execute and died (500k overkill which means it took 2,6mil to finish those 12%)

[urban skiff]

are you accounting for absorbs?

[hot solstice]

even without execute u can see similarities higher with 2.29mil mortal strike)

details show it

[urban skiff]

do you have combat logs?

[hot solstice]

also no aabsorbs from rsham but earthen

whuich is shown in details

[urban skiff]

do you have a combat log

like this

[hot solstice]

lol

ok

[urban skiff]

send it to me

[hot solstice]

just saying that was one tanky mf

took 6min game till their shaman went oom

[urban skiff]

Or upload it on wowarenalogs and view everything abou thim there

[fierce elm]

Or dont lmao

[hot solstice]

gets even harder when u face one that does 30 death strikes per game

[fierce elm]

DK is weak as fuxk

[urban skiff]

details death thing is absolute shit

[fierce elm]

I wouldnr read into it this much

it doesnt matter

[urban skiff]

worth less than afro's ass hair on the black market

[fierce elm]

Like literally doesnt matter

[hot solstice]

and yet he survived this for 6min

[fierce elm]

Yes

I state this again, it doesnt matter lmao

There are probably 400 things yall could do better

if you dont manage to kill a dh/dk within6 minuted

as ret/warr

[hot solstice]

I am not talking I am best

And I am not talking they played bad even though "its a dk"

[fierce elm]

But no, dk dods not have 22m hp

[urban skiff]

good lobby bottom, then two shit lobbies right after

[hot solstice]

which is actualy scary af in certain comps

[urban skiff]

the game wants that 50/50 winrate and will get it no matter what

[hot solstice]

deva fdk hello

[urban skiff]

even if it has to put me with wintraders

[hot solstice]

than its just might be details thats wrong, was asking cause numbers didnt fit well there

[urban skiff]

i refer to this again

[hot solstice]

end of ssn thing

they are in hurry to get paycheck

[urban skiff]

yeah it's def. off

[hot solstice]

I wonder how they gonna nerf colo 4set

cause 50% mortals inc

[fierce elm]

Details is dumb

So yeat

[fierce elm]

I dont think they will

but thats me

[urban skiff]

I left a shuffle

priest kept yapping about zErO tReMoRs when I broke his fears instantly whenever he got feared and I wasn't in cc

[fierce elm]

lmao

[urban skiff]

I have better things to do with my time than play with people like that

[fierce elm]

I mean you lose more than them

[urban skiff]

no fucks given

There's like a handful of hours left of the season and I'm not hitting 2.4k anyways

so if I can't play for enjoyment there's no point playing

[worldly oriole]

season is cooked my gangster

[copper fox]

my gangster

[wheat jay]

ahhh magic of shuffle

[urban skiff]

also kids were quiet all morning and then decided right as gates open to start fighting

stressful asf

went from progress to slightly below below what I got to, to completely cooked.

best season was above 2.2k

[fierce elm]

me irl

[urban skiff]

2s recovered though. If we could just snipe a couple of tired dads before bedtime we'd hit 2.1k

@sharp meteor what rating do i need to hit before you'll stop calling me a 1300 player? 😮

[copper fox]

I’d assume 3s rating since everything else is fake

[urban skiff]

1950 in 3s

Season best was like 1999

[fickle forge]

I heard you're in need of a win trade buddy

I offer my DK

[urban skiff]

lol

[worldly oriole]

lol

[urban skiff]

why isn't your dk in 3s?

[worldly oriole]

the last minute glad dream is bait i feel like

[copper fox]

For you yea

[worldly oriole]

it shouldn't be hard

if i had solid 2 teammates

both my dh 2230

[fickle forge]

It can be

[copper fox]

Everyone you played with already hit glad

[worldly oriole]

dh boomie also feels gimp

[copper fox]

You gotta hone your skills so they don’t keep ditching you

[worldly oriole]

I played over half the seas not knowing how to play aldarchi reaver too

ya

[copper fox]

Not knowing how to throw your glaives when they light up?

On your bar

[worldly oriole]

After you glaive you gotta chaos strike blade dance

[wheat jay]

so hard

[urban skiff]

Idk, i never understood that spec

[worldly oriole]

was just hitting buttons

lol

[copper fox]

Insane 3 button rotation

[worldly oriole]

yeah but it matters

[wheat jay]

ye but its braindead easy

[copper fox]

Glaives light up. Throw them. Press 2 buttons after that

[urban skiff]

yea I don't get it

[copper fox]

Make a WA

[urban skiff]

lol

[wheat jay]

have brain

[urban skiff]

WAs aren't the solution to everything

[wheat jay]

they are

[worldly oriole]

I just didnt know the mechanics of the spec. I never read into it or was told

[urban skiff]

also i turned a hunter into a smear

[fickle forge]

Bro's called Real Bodybuilder and plays DH over warr

[copper fox]

Insane

[fickle forge]

I mean it's the stars denying you glad at this point

[copper fox]

Agree

[fickle forge]

The cabal don't have to lift a finger

[urban skiff]

What are the odds you guys can teach me how to actually play warrior fast enough that i can carry my wife to 2.1k with a less weird class?

[fickle forge]

High

It's free af

[urban skiff]

Remember i'm stupid

[wheat jay]

its warrior...

[copper fox]

It’s made for stupid

[fickle forge]

And it's slayer warrior

[urban skiff]

200 shuffle rounds and didn't break 1800 on fury

[fickle forge]

Your brain could be flat

[urban skiff]

and that's before the fury nerfs

but it's also almost entirely daytime shuffles

[fickle forge]

Stream later and I'll coach

Easy

Hell I'll play 2s with it

[worldly oriole]

Lol

[urban skiff]

https://seramate.com/eu/Tarren Mill/Gigadwarf?showGear=true

Any changes worth doing to my gear before trying?

wait what

i think the gear thing is broken

oh shit, yeah i have a great mog for my war

i should play it more

[worldly oriole]

lol i deff spent way too long

gearing all the classes

2

[urban skiff]

tbh, let's do it. Sounds fun

stats seem fine

[copper fox]

For what spec

Haste kinda low if that’s in combat

[fierce elm]

Haste kinda high

crit kinda low

[worldly oriole]

I Bought A Scale To Measure The Weight Of Deez

[copper fox]

The squat in your pfp is high af - never forget

[worldly oriole]

lol

it was a screenshot of a video

that wasnt depth

[urban skiff]

it's the same thing i logged out in after hitting 1800

sec

ignore the name

and it's in combat

[worldly oriole]

I had a taco food truck for breakfast yesterday

[lavish quest]

Wtf is tony

[fierce elm]

An amalgamation of facebook boomers

[copper fox]

Lmfao

[fierce elm]

gotta say, I appreciate his presence

dude has aura

[copper fox]

Agreed

[lavish quest]

Not a very impressive aura, but aura nonetheless I guess

[fierce elm]

Aura

Like a homeless guy fighting the mcdonalds staff

aura

[urban skiff]

I read "puréed unfiltered ass" first

[lavish quest]

Free ride through college thanks to his bfa glad aura

[green wharf]

fucking healer difference loobies

dude is a monk and cant kite a warrior

this mode, is swear to god

the two kills from the warrior were on the monk, against me

[worldly oriole]

Damn im getting ganked in classic time to log

lol

[lavish quest]

Hiding rating...

[green wharf]

it was just to get a smaller picture

[lavish quest]

Oh my, he's gettin close to 2100

[green wharf]

i got 2k in x2 too

with arms

[graceful moon]

push it

No balls to q

[green wharf]

17 fucking minutes

[hot solstice]

wtf with Scardrex?

[fickle forge]

Sus crop

[green wharf]

why, i lready showed the rank

i got this yesterday, quite happy

[green wharf]

full thing now

[lavish quest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/770741530805796874.gif?quality=lossless&name=LETSGOOO&size=48

[green wharf]

im 190% sure, actually monkeys play shuffle

i got a shaman who simple cannot read

fucker went 1/5 cause he refuse to attack what people told him

how this dude, with only honor gear got into a 2k rating match i have no idea

[worldly oriole]

i feel like 2k rating is base at the end of the season

feel like i played an alt and my first games were at 2k

[green wharf]

[urban skiff]

remind me, if spell reflect is consumed, does it still reduce magic damage taken for the 5 seconds?

[fickle forge]

Yes

[urban skiff]

lmao

[green wharf]

wat

[urban skiff]

Why the fuck am i doing code now

ok fuck, finally

An icon that tells me how much damage i deal during avatar

ignores pets and shit

Immediate feedback on how well i executed my damage window

neat

[green wharf]

[urban skiff]

is that the face of someone who thinks it's a problem, or someone who is afraid to ask if they can have it adapted to the spec of their choice? 🙂

[green wharf]

its the face of someone who find amusing

[spice hornet]

I’m scared

@urban skiff how many kids do you have

[green wharf]

"attack the Dk"
"sure"

Proceed to attack the healer and the DH

[urban skiff]

2 living ones

that i know of

Youth is tricky

https://www.reddit.com/r/worldofpvp/comments/1mgl0pn/season_2_of_tww_all_classes_to_1800_in_ss_using_1/

at least i'm not this guy

[spice hornet]

Just have 1. 9 months now and I think we’ll stop with 1

[urban skiff]

adding another is not +1 in difficulty

but man was it worth it when they're good with each other

But life goes from slightly more inconvenient to extremely inconvenient

people who get a 3rd child like 10 years after their 2nd definitely missing some enchants if you know what i mean

[urban skiff]

36m was onebutton spec. 52m was manual play

the other two are just tests to make sure addon works

number after parenthesis is the number of unique targets hit

very consistent damage

[fickle forge]

Let's see this warr gameplay in like 45 min

@urban skiff

[urban skiff]

uh

kids bedtime and about to cook dinner

[frank knoll]

My kids make me feel guilty when I play “you’re always on your computer dad:(“

My wife doesn’t care, she’s having a lot of girls nights

[green wharf]

accepted the match
it gets aborted
get debuff

🫃🏾

[urban skiff]

wait until you find out you're the one who aborted it

[urban skiff]

i play hours upon hours of minecraft with my kid

life is good

[green wharf]

well i sure didnt, since my rank is the same

[frank knoll]

Been hanging with her personal trainer a lot too
He’s a good friend to her and frees me up for WoW time so I can push 1800 cr

[fickle forge]

Reminds me of the time I took care of Bev's wife while he was pushing duelist

[green wharf]

[urban skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/ahhh-scream-excited-gif-16615706079473175131

lucky bev, having such a content wife

[worldly oriole]

lol i can't tell if your trolling or real @frank knoll

[sand sundial]

goodbye arms

we deal amgic dmg now

[lavish quest]

#myretreroll

[urban skiff]

enh or nothing

i heard there's a meme trickster build for sub that's basically combat but sub

[worldly oriole]

Holy fuark

im 40% thru 87

on classic

[rugged temple]

is that the move? 1 button rotation! ive been doing it wrong this whole time

[frank knoll]

Rip Big Bev

[frank knoll]

[urban skiff]

According to my single test i lost 15m damage in my burst on a dummy.

[wheat jay]

oof

[copper fox]

Fk I gotta farm honor

wtf

[warm plinth]

play some non rated bgs

feels like lfr for pvp

[worldly oriole]

why you gotta farm honor

does it reset next season

[copper fox]

No it doesn’t

Been buying stones

[green wharf]

Bro, frost is shit compared to arms

not even a question

only good thing we have is the silence

[rancid granite]

dk has no charge or mobility so it's unplayable

[green wharf]

they do have mobility

the horsemen spec

[rancid granite]

it's not the same 😭

need charges and leap or shadowsteps

[warm plinth]

the horseman thing is really cool though

[urban skiff]

This is for next patch

[spice hornet]

Same I fkd myself

I have like 60 stones tho

[green wharf]

meh

dont like how the frostchyte shit is going on

trying to make mandatory

[wheat jay]

Real, might as well play spriest

Same level of mobility

[rancid granite]

💯

paladin no different

[wheat jay]

Ye

Monk good, dh good, warrior best

Survi good

Aaaaand thats it

[rancid granite]

rogue???

shadowstep op

[lavish quest]

I've been enjoying Emma Frost

[rancid granite]

4x grapple hook is S+ tier

[urban skiff]

You'll probably macro it with empowered rune weapon and never think about ERW again

trade one button for another

[spice hornet]

It’s comical this is rven allowed in pvp

[rancid granite]

it's a shame outlaw is kinda bad and awkward to play tho

might have to main it for s3 just for grapple hook :)

[urban skiff]

@fickle forge

[boreal veldt]

bars

[sharp meteor]

sandbag ass spec in most contexts

[wheat jay]

We're playing American highschool soon

https://youtube.com/shorts/DQDqvQQYpXw?si=wULj3vguMAIecIqc

[spice hornet]

For now

[copper fox]

Do we get comp stomp next week or is this company screwing us again

[wheat jay]

???

Check ingame calendar lmao

[fickle forge]

@urban skiff

[wheat jay]

There's schedule like 3-4 months ahead iirc

[copper fox]

BRO OBVIOUSLY BUT IM NOT ONLINE

yea ik

Gimme a bit

[wheat jay]

CHECK WHEN YOU'RE HOME THEN YA HOE

[lavish quest]

I graduated from that already. Mastered if you will

[copper fox]

ITE

[wheat jay]

Any gun wounds?

Blisters on trigger finger?

[lavish quest]

Flawless victory

But I only went to high school for 9th grade then I did an early college program

The college had fuck tons more crime. Twas hardmode

The high-school did have a couple of students fuck in the 1 elevator in the whole building tho

[copper fox]

Is that a smart person thing

Or like opposite

[wheat jay]

Its leland

Of course its opposite of smart

[lavish quest]

It was smart person kind of

Easy to get into cuz no one applied

[urban skiff]

lost because it's a fucking shaman

[lavish quest]

But I was taking college courses (not an AP course, in the college itself) in 10th grade onwards

[lavish quest]

And fuck u dummi

[urban skiff]

taking away my hex and shears with this stupid shit grounding totem

[fickle forge]

You trying to free Hex into an Rsham?

They need no fingers for you to do that

[urban skiff]

i got a few off but between sub rogue stun locks and all the shaman's shit I never got any that meant anything

I can't figure out what order to do shit vs rshams

[fickle forge]

I mean you should never win against sub in 2s

Like should be borderline impossible for them to lose

If you're winning then it's cause it's 2.1k mmr

Even my trash sub I've first timed is near 2.3k mmr

[wheat jay]

HAHA

Participation award kinda thing?

[lavish quest]

No. Each school in our county had X amount of slots each year. My school was small so we had 10. The year I applied, me and one other dude applied.

So more, no competition lul

The other dude flunked out of it pretty quickly

[urban skiff]

we generally win against them

[urban skiff]

yeah everybody knows sub rogue never ever loses 🙂

Streaming muted 2s

chaos unfolds

@fierce elm having aneurisms from my ui

[boreal veldt]

that ui is nuts, i love it

[urban skiff]

it needs a cleanup

[lavish quest]

Boosted again

[elfin surge]

YUP

[lavish quest]

Congrats lil bro

[urban skiff]

I'm starting to feel a little over how so many other specs have access to complete immunities and hp resets

Tired of killing a paladin 4 times in 2s

[lavish quest]

Tbf, they have less durability so easier to beat em down

It balances out

[urban skiff]

not for enh

[lavish quest]

I feel ya there. Gotta pop parry when a boomy puts moonfire on me

[urban skiff]

wish grounding would reflect spells instead

bring on the chaos

[lavish quest]

Grounding should keep sucking spells till someone kills it with something phys

:)

[urban skiff]

fuck yea

yesterday we had a dh who insisted on killing my surging totem every time i put it down

[fickle forge]

@urban skiff This isn't warrior

[urban skiff]

i zigged when I should have zagged

[fickle forge]

What the fuck

[urban skiff]

what

[lavish quest]

https://tenor.com/view/sheldon-sheldon-cooper-jim-parsons-big-bang-theory-the-big-bang-theory-gif-5618307

[urban skiff]

mages are so difficult fo gith

[fickle forge]

Where is your root breaker button?

[urban skiff]

don't have it

jump every 30 feels better than a rootbreak they plan around every min

[fickle forge]

??

I'm watching you sitting these full roots with Doomwinds up

[urban skiff]

was just a proc winds

i think

we can hear you, so you can just shout if you think we dum

b

[fickle forge]

I'm not wearing headset rn

Eating my chicken and rice

Also wdym we

Your wife on the intercom?

[urban skiff]

it's speakers

i think that was messy but went well

had the druid under 1m in the opener

and kid awake

i think

🙁

[fickle forge]

These games are incredibly long man

I've almost finished my meal in 2 games

[urban skiff]

yea kid distracting me

[fickle forge]

Take care of it then

[urban skiff]

did

man the surging totem bug is wild shit

[urban skiff]

i have no idea how to shorten them

[lavish quest]

Kill faster

[urban skiff]

oh shit yea

didn't think of that

[fickle forge]

Reroll

Or play what'd actually make sense for enh+disc in 2s

[urban skiff]

i think it's too late to change and relearn

[fickle forge]

Voidweaver and Stormweaver

[lavish quest]

@tardy vortex A furry is trying to hit us with a crypto scam

<@&257983573498265600>

Sorry Valkure

[urban skiff]

better??

[fickle forge]

What the fuck did I just watch

[urban skiff]

i think they're bots

[knotty atlas]

I was promised a crypto scam.

[fickle forge]

The lock just stood still

[knotty atlas]

I feel scammed.

[fickle forge]

And you didn't kick at all lmao

[lavish quest]

Someone else was faster than you Mwahi then

[lavish quest]

You gettin old

[urban skiff]

I CAN KICK OR I CAN DAM

[fickle forge]

You can actually do both

[tribal holly]

🐌

[fickle forge]

Can we rename Late to Early already

[urban skiff]

yea i know but both my brain cells are competing over control over my feet and reminding them there's hands is just

[fickle forge]

He's literally always the fastest

[lavish quest]

Wait, is the mod color rainbow now too?

[tribal holly]

No.

[fickle forge]

When does pride end?

December?

I've forgotten

[urban skiff]

never

[tribal holly]

Is that what it is?

[fickle forge]

You don't have to go fight the MM when he lands the first trap dude

[urban skiff]

what is going on

[fickle forge]

You can just run around the pillar and let them waste their CC chain

[urban skiff]

i mean it made him forget to deal damage

[fickle forge]

No, you just spent your lasso on nothing lmao

When you can just step 3 pixels to the right and have to spend nothing

Your wife also needs a stronger dispel game

[fickle forge]

Are you targeting with your mouse? @urban skiff

[urban skiff]

nop

just stuck in micro cc right when there's one global left for something to die

sometimes i use my mouse if my left hand is busy

[fickle forge]

It really looks like you're clicking nameplates to target

[urban skiff]

one win to go

[fickle forge]

That is 2 wins

[urban skiff]

i have a weakaura that shows me where my mouse is at all times, sometimes i reposition it so the range suits my angle etc

[fickle forge]

I completely get why you struggle with kicking off-targets if you aren't at the very least tab targeting

[urban skiff]

I have focus kicks

I lack the ability to know when there's something worth kicking

[fickle forge]

Focus kick is only good enough in 2s really

[urban skiff]

Tru, but im just out of key binds for arena123 kicks.

I dabbled in it with rogue, survival, dk.

[fickle forge]

Do you not have a mouse with buttons?

[urban skiff]

hero g502

time to lose it all

[fickle forge]

This is what I have for binds on enh

[urban skiff]

i have side buttons but they're mostly rotational

[fickle forge]

And I have less buttons than you

[spice hornet]

This you? @copper fox

Nice room

[urban skiff]

@spice hornet mid is off but we can hear you

love the commentary

carry us to 2.1k

lmao

"didn't think you were gonna get it"

jam up means blend, right?

[spice hornet]

Yes

[urban skiff]

eh, if i was lash he'd be gone in a global

gotta play the hard mode

I CAN'T SEE HOTS

HELP ME

[wheat jay]

Finally 2100?

Please tell me you won zerch

I beg

[spice hornet]

He did

[urban skiff]

fucking did it

[spice hornet]

Holy fk

I watched it in real time

[fierce elm]

yoooo

huge

pin this

@elfin surge pin this

[spice hornet]

Nice Zercher congrats

[urban skiff]

@tribal holly

[fierce elm]

PIN THIS

@knotty atlas huge pin

[wheat jay]

Someone pin this

[knotty atlas]

Pin what

[wheat jay]

This is an educational success of this entire channel

[fickle forge]

Skillful

[knotty atlas]

What`?

Pin the image?

[wheat jay]

Shut up, we're celebrating zercher's 2100

You're in the way

[fierce elm]

This is hguge

we need it to be pinned until at least 2 weeks into the season

[wheat jay]

Actual fucking gamer

[fierce elm]

This is a celebration of community

[wheat jay]

And zercher's commitment

[knotty atlas]

WHAT NEEDS TO BE PINNED

[wheat jay]

He did the thing

[fierce elm]

Every dude in here has contributed to this

THE IMAGe

I REPLIED TO

[wheat jay]

This

[fierce elm]

GOD STOP BEING OLD

[knotty atlas]

Is this a meme or for real?

[fierce elm]

For real

[wheat jay]

For real

[fierce elm]

Absolutely for real

[tribal holly]

Its just his wife carrying him

[fierce elm]

You have no idea how much community effort has gone into this lmao

[knotty atlas]

Enjoy.

[fierce elm]

Its been like a 4 month process

Thanks g

[fierce elm]

Totally is

[wheat jay]

Zercher is the living proof of "anyone can learn pvp" even the most dadgamer in history

[tribal holly]

Now make @knotty atlas learn

[wheat jay]

Bro

[urban skiff]

@sharp meteor

[wheat jay]

You have no idea xD

[knotty atlas]

😂

Don't bully

[wheat jay]

Me and kargish did play with him

We unironically won most of our games

Needed like one more session to 1800 but mwahi was like "biatch im too fabulous for that cba" and went to collect his mogs

Or mounts, i dont remember

[warm plinth]

huge

[spice hornet]

I saw it in real time

[urban skiff]

And my wife did it playing oracle

[urban skiff]

should have clipped it, wish I had stuff enabled for that

that was such a convincing win

[fierce elm]

I can't believe it

[fierce elm]

and these SHITTY images

[urban skiff]

do you want me to point at the important bitsies?

[wheat jay]

I still cant decipher them

[warm plinth]

no clue

[urban skiff]

BETTER?

[fickle forge]

I really hate Zercher's damage meter ingame

Cause it puts whoever is doing the top dps in the last 2 seconds on top

So Zercher is often top damage and sitting #4 on the meter

[fierce elm]

kek

[urban skiff]

eh

I don't do much damage

this jullius fellow has some nice ratings

is he in here?

[sharp meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/crunchy-luna-cat-crunch-cat-blinking-close-up-gif-26931104

[urban skiff]

huh

this one a gnome

[urban skiff]

aaah, you had me there for a second

[scarlet barn]

I had good day

[fickle forge]

Goodge day

[urban skiff]

all round a really good day

[fickle forge]

Is your wife free? @urban skiff

[urban skiff]

gone to bed

[fickle forge]

RIP

[urban skiff]

You wanted to be carried to 2.1k too?

[scarlet barn]

hehe

[fickle forge]

Yeah we need a pro duelist priest

[spice hornet]

I have trouble reading those death logs too

[urban skiff]

what's difficult

you take a line, for example 77% hp

then the line above that contains the next 1 second of damage and healing instances, then the new % number is when those plus/minus numbers are resolved and you get a number go up or number go down

the little number next to the line in the damage side and the healing side denotes the sum of that one second

[rancid granite]

gg

[urban skiff]

Thanks for all the support you guys

[lavish quest]

Even @wheat jay has glad. Anyone can pvp

[scarlet barn]

I have priest at level 80

kek

[wheat jay]

And you dont, clearly not anyone

[urban skiff]

I can't get glad

Not unless I change everything about me

[lavish quest]

But I don't queue 3s

[lavish quest]

Didn't you see earlier? The cabal let mud get glad

[urban skiff]

oh shit

they were too busy to deal with me

that explains why the final fights were so easy

[wheat jay]

Cuz you're too bad for it

[urban skiff]

The replays are on wowarenalogs if anyone can figure out how to view the replays and and wants a laugh

[lavish quest]

You onto something

I am too bad to open lfg and put up with the bs found within

[wheat jay]

Less bs than in shuffle

And shorter q time

[lavish quest]

Eh, can get other shit done in queue. Can do the world content or farm shit or jork it

I'm just too lone wolf for 3s.
Even pve I just pug despite knowing like 10 guilds lol

[urban skiff]

this is why i find my bs (bladestorms) in here instead

carefully curated warriors

[lavish quest]

You don't even play warrior

[urban skiff]

@fierce elm he's back and there's secret tech we never knew about

https://www.reddit.com/r/worldofpvp/comments/1mgirok/why_are_some_players_using_dragonflight_s4/

[urban skiff]

I was on my warrior today

to craft pve weapons for my shaman

[fierce elm]

WAIT

He has a new reddit account

[urban skiff]

yep

[north thicket]

People's champion! Gratz

and ty for making us a part of your journey

TV reality 🤣

[urban skiff]

I should have clipped some of these matches

the sheer chaos and stupidity

win by deleting a resto druid through tree of ancients

lore of trees?

art of the tree form ancients lore of art?

[north thicket]

he pressed tree and went afk?

tho im not sure how pumped that treeform is exactly

[urban skiff]

i may be misremembering

[fierce elm]

God it's like watching a baby walk for the first time

its glorious

[urban skiff]

I see NS bark skin frenzied regen

[urban skiff]

I did an evil thing. I waited for the hots to fall off the warrior while druid was in stealth so he'd have to do a ton of shit after trying to rakestun my wife

which i successfully grounded of course

just checked and druid died 15 seconds after coming out of stealth

[north thicket]

you can ground rakestun? serious q

[urban skiff]

well they cyclone after, always

My wife got the killing blow with SW:D

oh well, bedtime. I think i earned rest

2.4k next season

[north thicket]

gn :)))

[urban skiff]

enh gonna be absolutely wild when they fix the set bonuses

[tulip cargo]

arms or fury next season?

[fierce elm]

@tulip cargo arms or fury next season?

[tulip cargo]

i think arms but hoping fury will pull ahead lol

jus wanted to see what others thought

[fierce elm]

I dont think anyone can form an opinion rn

There is no PvP testing pretty much on PTR

all we know are some buffed numbers that doesnt mean much

[tulip cargo]

i see

[rancid granite]

?_?

afro asks this guy arms or fury just to say 'i dont think anyone can form an opinion rn'

[fierce elm]

I wanted to be a sarcastic asshole

[rancid granite]

lolol

[tulip cargo]

lol

[fierce elm]

but he was really nice lmao

And actually gave a response

So I felt bad

[rancid granite]

it happens :')

[fierce elm]

I gotta be awake for like 8 more hours to watch Street Fighter 6 top 8 at Evo

ITS FUCKING almost 1am

[hasty pulsar]

u guys think bloody tokens will prob reset with new patch right

[fierce elm]

they always do

[hasty pulsar]

ok might as well buy transmog then

[chilly pivot]

What do we know so far about next season , buffs or nerf for warriors ?

[fierce elm]

Well my trolling brother

If you just scroll up just a tiny bit

[chilly pivot]

Hahaha.. how can I be normal again

[fierce elm]

NEVER

[chilly pivot]

Did u see what I get yesterday ?

[fierce elm]

no

[chilly pivot]

All with rotation help from you brothers

[fierce elm]

shut up lmfao

[chilly pivot]

THATS INSANE or what

Playing retail 2 season and now we here

[jovial torrent]

gz, did u use lfg to find peeps

[spice hornet]

I got glad 3 times this season and 2 of those were pugs

Totally puggable

[fickle forge]

Jesus Christ how do you Q that much and stay sane

[worldly oriole]

No glad for me

[copper fox]

LOL

no shit Tony

Instead of playing 1-2 classes tops and guaranteeing it you spent too much time doing weird stuff like enjoying the game

This game isn’t about enjoyment

It’s about pain

And repetition

[worldly oriole]

played for 1 hour today

at 2230

stayed at 2230

said fuck this

[fickle forge]

Just win?

[rancid granite]

wait do we get honor set this week

or is it with season start

[worldly oriole]

hopefully can get honor gear this week

the people need some content

and yeah this upcoming season my playtime on alts is gonna get cut down

lol

[fierce elm]

I always confuse this one

It should be before season start

but I can also confuse myself

[chilly pivot]

Honor gear is better than what we have rn?

[fierce elm]

regardless you should have 15k honor saved up

SHADY SHUT THE FUCK UP

I SWEAR TO GOD

YOU ASKED THIS LAST SEASON TOO

[worldly oriole]

lol i just blew like 30k honor on my alt DH with less than a week left

[chilly pivot]

Damn forgot that

[rancid granite]

what was the answer

[fierce elm]

YOU DIDNT FORGET IT

YOU KNOW THIS

DONT TRY TO MAKE ME FEEL BAD

[chilly pivot]

In classic it’s not like that

[fierce elm]

lmfao god

[chilly pivot]

This is new system for me

[fierce elm]

you are my worst enemy and like the best guy in here

and I want you to know that

But yes, get your honor cap up before season start regardless

[chilly pivot]

Okey good 👍

[fierce elm]

We are most likely using the cloak eventually, so do the story

[worldly oriole]

SMFH

[rancid granite]

i dropped all my honor on gems so i can afford enchants

:'(

[fierce elm]

you have an entire week

its fine

[worldly oriole]

smh lol

[rancid granite]

NOT IF ITS TUESDAY

gotta be ahead of the curve

[fierce elm]

be ahead of what lmao

[rancid granite]

can't go in bg's ungeared

even if unrated

[green wharf]

cancer lobby

but it end up with a healer difference

6/0

[worldly oriole]

I gotta get honor on MOP too i think

smh

[jovial torrent]

crate farming gives good honor can use it to get ur first cap to and buy a conq item

next season im just sweating the crap out of holy pala, even if i have to get 2600 in shuffle to get 2400 in 3v3

guna just q shuffle while waiting for lfg pugs and actually not quit 2 months into season

[worldly oriole]

xD

I'm Going To Throttle Cringeys The Entire Season Too Brother

[fierce elm]

Just do whatever else, pretty sure doing BGs or the Brawl is faster than crate farming

You are gonna hit your first cap on conq within a few games anyways

[jovial torrent]

probably, i played a bunch of alts to 1800 so i have enough honor to gear a couple chars

[worldly oriole]

I'm gonna que Blitz fo sho

is early seas blitz a trapski

its all RNG anyway huh

[green wharf]

my healer want to get 'let me solo him" before the season end

cant do x2

[worldly oriole]

I wanna get high warlord

finally

[jovial torrent]

i just like how i was rank 37 for a bit in blitz at the start of the season, now its the end of the season im like rank 160

[rancid granite]

the absolute worst thing about a new season

[jovial torrent]

honestly they need to delete stats on conquest gear make it only cosmetic purchase

just makes it harder for ppl to play mid season, no pve'rs wana farm a full conquest cap

[worldly oriole]

I wanna get geared for PvE kinda

didn't get to play pve even cuz no gear lol

[jovial torrent]

i just feel so stupid i get keep getting 2200 at the start of season when max players are like 2500, and i stop playing now ppl are 3150, thats 600 rating of inflation im missin out on

even if u just do 1 +10 mythic dungeon a week by mid season u will have a decent ammount of mythic slots, then u can craft the rest

thats what id do if u dont wana hard commit to a mythic guild

then u can join one mid/late season like int he .5 patch

[green wharf]

i got one mage on my loby

[worldly oriole]

Ya I've been posting on my bnet but i dont think many of them raid these days. lookin for a mythic guild

[green wharf]

"sorry i dunno how i got 2kmmr i leveled 80 yesterday"

[worldly oriole]

I've raided hall of fame 2 seasons before the guild disbanded

I didnt even get aotc this season

no 1 will inv

[jovial torrent]

feel like nobody cares till last patch where theres a aotc mount

kind of like 3v3 lol

[worldly oriole]

feels so hard to get back into wow

[jovial torrent]

yeh i should have played the end of this season, but i was playin fury and they kind of nerfed the hell out of the heal reduction

and i didnt feel like re getting in the groove for arms when mop is releasing

was playing mop at 2100 mmr yesterday, faced a 2800 mage, was pretty interesting

since my mage was 1800 exp

[worldly oriole]

what class are you on mop

[jovial torrent]

arms war

part of me wishes i could play druid more mw really well to find groups whenever i wanted

[worldly oriole]

ive been trying to get into healing on retail

[jovial torrent]

were playing mage war rdruid, literally 90% of the comps we face are survival hunter war druid

my plan next season is play hpal

install the addon that deletes chat and just grind solo shuffle till im like 2500 then find 3's team

[worldly oriole]

Do you know how i light the incense on the kunlai quest in mop

lol

nvm i think i got it

[jovial torrent]

youtube has been a lifesafer with questie missing so many quests

[worldly oriole]

will i get sha loot under 90

[jovial torrent]

i doubt it

he respawns every 20 mins so no sweat waiting, just try kill him before reset if ur not guna make that

bonus rolled and got nothing from sha this week 😭

i havent seen anyone with bloody dancing steel yet i dunno if its just not added to vendor yet or if just noone has the rep to make regular dancing steel

[misty hawk]

Should I be slayer or colossus with evoker in 3s?

[lavish quest]

Think that depends more on what your opponents are than what your teammate is

[misty hawk]

Okay. So against double melee is a solid colossus pick?

[spice hornet]

@green wharf I’ll be in Iguazu falls next month

Can I hire you for a personal tour?

[green wharf]

im not from argentina

[spice hornet]

I’m going on the Brazil side

[green wharf]

if you knew how far that shit is from me

[green wharf]

[copper fox]

@spice hornet 14 2s games on mop just took me about 2 hours

On retail that’s 30-40 3s games

[spice hornet]

[urban skiff]

HOW IS THE CABAL NOT A THING

They obviously raised the minimum requirement to be on murlok.io just to keep me off of it

[urban skiff]

Pick up flag

Deal +200% damage

S3 ilvl is 723, right?

[urban skiff]

@fierce elm aww yir, I'm off to work. There's stuff for me to do

1-3 billable hours let's go

[cold frigate]

hows this for non bleed build? champions spear over thunderous roar?

[fickle forge]

Looks standard

[cold frigate]

thanks, bleed just feels awk to me, dont find a lot of good opportunities to rend/tclap

[fickle forge]

It's also kinda ass on slayer

Slayer does prob the most ST dam in the game for the melees

[cold frigate]

how is spear on slayer?

[fickle forge]

Completely fine

Roar is more damage overall, but it's fine to play for tether when slayer crits as much as it does and don't get anything from amping bleeds

[leaden sail]

are there any new blitz rewards for winnign X games on elit rank?

Last season you got like a flag toy or something... jus tpushed 2,8k in the first 2-3 weeks of the season and then stopped pvp'ing.

[fickle forge]

Warlord title or w/e it's called

Rank 1 title

[leaden sail]

yeah, ok, thats obvious, but i thought maybe some smaller toys or something i dont know about.

Thank you, but not going for that title, maybe next season again.

[fickle forge]

I mean ye, but that is all there is in any of the brackets

2.4k is where it stops until R1, except for 2s

@copper fox @spice hornet Lmao they finally nuked the China win trading

https://www.wowhead.com/news/disciplinary-action-against-over-27-000-players-leads-to-stricter-anti-boost-and-377998

[lavish quest]

But China numba 1

[green wharf]

warrior brain

@copper fox he got your spot

[copper fox]

Rip the 5k dream

[copper fox]

Yea ik I ain’t pressing q unless I have to tho lol

[lavish quest]

Gnome op

[wheat jay]

Not 1st

You have to

[fickle forge]

Q right now and drop out of R1

[copper fox]

Do I look like Ndog or whatever his name is

[fierce elm]

lmao

he is back

nvm

he is 2737 rn

[worldly oriole]

lol

[copper fox]

“Hey they’re making fun of me can you get me some rating back”

[worldly oriole]

Gd I've been playing an unhealthy amount of wow

[copper fox]

No glad so clearly not enough

[frank knoll]

Let’s mass report him

[worldly oriole]

I've done the same rotation on thousands of mobs now

in classic

leveling

lol

i wonder how many exactly

flame shock lava burst lightning bolt earthshock lol

[green wharf]

jump on some fury shuffle

get this

[copper fox]

Agreed

[urban skiff]

Castsequence macro that shit, m8

[lavish quest]

Mud face reveal!?!

[spice hornet]

Oh no. That poor 5k rated DH

[elfin surge]

thats me!

[lavish quest]

What a goldshire Epoon slayer looks like in the flesh

Good to know

[elfin surge]

Epoon

[rancid granite]

cape bis next season??

[fierce elm]

BIS?

[rancid granite]

best in slot

[fierce elm]

IS IT BIS?

[rancid granite]

I was gonna tag you specifically so you could ask your crystal ball

but I figured they gave stats on everything

[fierce elm]

I am losing my MIND

[rancid granite]

SO IT SHOULD BE A CLEAR YES OR NO

[fierce elm]

Its gonna be bis eventually unless there is some hidden fucking PvP mod on it

But, the upgrades drop from PvP content, it's gonna be higher than conquest in ilvl iirc

and choosable stats+a proc

[elfin surge]

that means best in slot

[rancid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/tight-cool-nice-awesome-fogell-gif-17098274

[fierce elm]

hey @elfin surge what does BIS mean

Also someone told me they were gonna 69 my mom what does that mean

[elfin surge]

Best in slot for that specific equipment piece.

[elfin surge]

no answer

[worldly oriole]

The campaign is like fuckin bugged for me i think

[fierce elm]

@chilly pivot what does it mean when someone wants to 69 my mom

[rancid granite]

it means they wanna help u do math homework

[fierce elm]

thanks man

this discord is so unhelpful its crazy

[robust hearth]

m8s..

[wheat jay]

IS IT!?

check pins

[robust hearth]

if this survey is true

might be worth investing to mop pvp

and get the bloody dancing steel illusion

[fierce elm]

This survey went around before this too iirc

[robust hearth]

just need 2100 in arenas

for the last best pvp illusion blizzard ever made

[fierce elm]

blizzard has stated before that Classic chracters wont be in Retail

however who knows

I wouldn't put it past them

[robust hearth]

it has those swirls but also oozes blood

[robust hearth]

they also said there wouldnt be rDF in WOTLK classic and they still brought it back

[fierce elm]

what the fuck is rDF

Anyways, who knows

[robust hearth]

RANDOM DUNGEOUN FINDER

[fierce elm]

lmao so angry

RELAX

[robust hearth]

DO U PLAY THE GAME?

reeeeeee

[fierce elm]

RELAX

DAMN

[robust hearth]

i am relax

[fierce elm]

I figure I am not gonna play classic by the off-chance that blizzard shafts all non-classic players in the future

worst case it happens and maybe I can finally decide to quit the game

[robust hearth]

but nah they need to make a reboot

cuz i want corrupted ashbringer

literally skipped vnailla

[fierce elm]

best case it happens and the things are available for everyone

[robust hearth]

but i played TBC-MoP classic

[fierce elm]

neutral case it remains the same

[robust hearth]

KEKW

[wheat jay]

i can get my elite set from WoD on monk