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Am driving, sup?
pull over
what a fucking god
wait you were actually driving lmfao

Nah, i had just pulled up to a petrol station to grab a snack for the drive home for the kids
oh
wack
why does ubereats tell me my order is gonna arrive at 15:30
and then it just updates constantly
its an HOUR later
and my food isnt even OUT for delivery
What am i mathing??
s3 tier sets lol
What am i doing with them
Uber eats delivers in Hong Kong? @fierce elm
I can't even look them up right now. I'm driving
WTF Mop comes out today
Called it
Almost like they announced it a while ago or something
its 80 bucks for tmog and boost
https://i.imgur.com/uWu03LH.png What do I talent out of to get shattering throw?
Mages as well ?
yeah
Bahjeera playing enhancement in MoP
Idk if i feel like playing it
Classic just never hooked me
It will never be how it was back then
Yeah, but do it if ya want, not if ya dont
You mean SMF King?
Aww yir
Just hit people with the fattest of Stormstrikes
Because Turbo was dummy thicc
You can't
80 bucks
100 bucks
I feel like getting glad and stuff in classic doesn’t really count
Why do people try hard at it
cuz they cant play retail
does anyone know if applying these to your tier pieces unlocks the gladiator appearance for that piece?
i don't think so
A tier piece is a tier piece
Same appearance
sad ok ty folks
yeah if you want the glad appearances you just have to buy the glad gear
however if you catalyze them i don't think they give you the pve appearance
don't quote me
"Leland is great" ~ Bless
least toxic WoW classic player
Very wholesome
Classic is all about being the biggest asshole
Especially since GMs don't exist in Classic
what are they gonna do
they're not breaking ToS
can't punish them lol
Eh, at some point it becomes harassment, but yeah, unmoderated
maybe
not breaking ToS
he can do it
as long as he wants
until someone comes and stops him
that's what general/region/guild chat is for
harassment for what
people be harassing me in solo shuffle all the time 😭 if they win it's harassment cause they're griefing me by making me lose
Can be punished for griefing
And that is in ToS
valid quote
going into stormwind as aff in legion was the best, you could dot all the training dummies and be invinicible, kill all the npcs
Your yelp review is what got me laid
Is collectors event over tomorrow?
I hope so
Who called him boosted this time
They were just explaining me the lore
End of the month monke
5 levels deep on classic war this morning
I thought it was all of July
was the drama on Ndogo
wasn't he saying he was r1 eu fury SS
i thought he was like a duelistp layer
It is
apparently he is
we didn't even do any drama baiting or anything
we just dropped already established lore xD
Dude it’s solo shuffle all it takes is lucky lobbies to get r1 regardless of experience 
He probably got no mages or BM hunters from 0-2800
fatal levels of copium
mage spotted
bench check
Mage detected, opinion rejected
It’s been 10+ minutes without a bench check response
thats not possible
what mix with drugs
Thots

weird lmao
bet he looked awesome doing it tho
What's up with all that Monster again?
I just drank an ultra white summit my gangsta @north thicket
Was so close 🤣
Ingredients :
Carbonated water, acidifier: citric acid, taurine (0.4%), acidity regulator: sodium citrate, flavors, ginseng root extract (0.08%), sweeteners: sucralose, acesulfame K, caffeine (295mg/L), preservatives : sorbic acid, benzoic acid, L-carnitine L-tartrate (0.015%), vitamins (B3, B5, B6, B12), sodium chloride, d-glucuronolactone, guarana seed extract (0.002%), inositol.
lmfao
goated
looks like a sweetened water plus a pinch of Taurine and caffeine
I can really feel the taste of the d-glucuronolactone
All drinks are some sort of flavored water
source?
you can just mix it at home right
Probably
my European mind can't comprehend why you wouldn't
But at the same time I can also grow my own chicken at home
wdym european mind
I AM EUROPEAN
you are spoiled Swedish
seriously
if you are into bodybuilding and stuff
just spend 5 mins and prepare your drinks yourselves, even the gaming drinks
I just pay a buck a piece and don't think about it
makes a ton of difference, food and drinks, especially when you turn 30+ and do sports actively
Mop release killed retail
Bruh one monster goes, I drink one, brother drinks one, we go lift weights
Life is good
😬
dead at 40 gang
That’s quite philosophical
BLIZZZARDDDDDDDDDDDDD
how did i get stunned during demolish
indie game company
multi dollar company
its better
i used to play slayer but i deal more dmg as colossus
1 cup of coffee in the afternoon
yeah okay be healthy then
monster is for sicko mode
If you do more damage as colossus you’re just bad that’s why
Ngl
Slayer is better
Being healthy is for nerds
i log out collusses so the nubcakes on my profile think they should play that
I log out with bitter immunity so people think I take it but then think I log out so that I think they think I take it but I actually do take it
getting whispered in sl how i win games as prot turbo and asking what in the goddamn hell they meant and apparently tanking a key right after 3s and logging out flagged me as prot
these stat sites so funni
Tbf, I log out low rated so they think I'm trash, but when really I'm the very best there ever was. I've played pokemon
That’s like when I throw out my lvl 11 dratini against Giovanni but then immediately swap it out to my lvl 92 blastoise so late game dratini gets xp but then everyone in Pallet town thinks I went in there and won with my lvl 11 dratini
I tape my good trap cards under the table at LAN. They never see that coming.
what the fuck
what the fuck
You ever think Tony pulls his wiener out in public just to get a reaction
Lol thats a crime
You didn't answer me
He absolutely has been arrested for whacking in public
thats what I am thinking too
Man needs to level his stealth
He didn’t say no
@fierce elm man was like “let me try now”
lmfao
these are my talents
do you use demolish in opener?
right now i charge then thunder clap avatar smash and the dragon roar and mortal strike
and then demolish
and go from there
im asking beucase i read a the other day something about stacking demloish stacks which i did not know was a thing
not logging out in full crit gear
according to murlokio we get excluded from the list if gear or talents are too different from the rest
i actually love this
oh me too brotha
But it also means if you find a secret nobody will ever know
EXACTLY
BUT IF OTHER PEOPLE FIND SECRETS YOU'LL NEVER KNOW
AND I'M NOT SMARTER THAN OTHER PEOPLE
except when I am
me and my brotha who run BM monk are thrilled
like hitting CS in wait room to get 2x sharpens in the first set of cds
that one i found out
like, we'll just be hitting dumb 1 shots and murlok will never reveal why we doin it
i like not being seen but doing my thing
not until probably a 3rd person does it
I guess that in theory goes for me as well
apparently my build is so unique I don't get picked up despite having at least 40ish peers with the same hero spec above me
I think it's extremes only dude
Murlok still showed me when I was the only spear runner
Still doesn't show me despite showing others with 100 less rating
Maybe it's x games played above rating but that doesn't really make sense
Why does fury of the eagle look so derpy?
that + throwing grenades with my weapon hand is really messing up my chances of enjoying survival
Show char
When i first checked after the 8 hours had passed i would have been a page further in
Get a life Artji 
chat is pvp dead with the release of mop
No
whats the best healer for warrior in mop
rotting in office rn
fuck you lmao
i hate being at the office lmao
sooooooooo boring
can't even make calls properly cuz secretary is on vacation for a week
so i have to sit at the front
lmao
dont be weak
week, if you do they will have to send you home
its the law
the mango one is so good
Fuck the front
Who needs it
Who's walking into a place to buy insurance? 70 yr olds?
apparently i have to 😦
sometimes lmao, usually ppl wanting to get a payout
cuz theyve broken a leg or something
Tell em to walk it off
Spam ignore pain
Insurance is in the business of scamming, not paying out 
lmao
funny thing
I lose nothing from paying out
so i don't care
gain trust 👍
anyone here ever used "microsoft to do"?
Well.. we all lose from paying out
Privatized gains socialized losses as they say
And nope
Lmao i guess
Fortunate pay unfortunate receive
Well my premiums keep going up on this fuckin panzi scheme
Then whenever I try to a claim "you sure? It'll just cost you more" or "that ain't covered"
But for auto it's mandated business which is such bs
For my condo, mortgage holder requires it which is fair enough
u guys remember the time artji pooped his pants at work
Almost as if it were today
bamboozled whole office
with brown pants
learnt from deadpool lmao
What is this EU learnt going on
It's learned nerd
Tryin to imitate our hicks is very rude
If you from the south like my roots maybe
Or your family is used to fuckin sisters, that's counts
british english, so that kinda counts i think
didnt they have the inbred dynasty at some point?
or was it frenchies?
who doesn't have an inbred dynasty in their history
Would explain your origins at least
i dont think poland does
oh wait
they could in like 1600-1700, not sure tho
but before that i believe none
We are probably related in some wack sort of way you fuck
lmao
They lost, so we run by our rules now 
Just because my ancestors kidnapped your grand grandgrandgrandgrandma doesn't make us related
a lot of it was with Denmark
understandable tho
I recently learned that Macedonia is North Macedonia since 2017 cuz some people are dumb.
And that they aren't fans of it
Sorry, learnt for my slow children in the front
starting the day right

it's a mop classic kinda morning
i meaaaaaaaaaan
american is just dumbed down english
lets be real xD
like, y'all spoke english but went "nah too hard"
easiest language on the planet, dumbed down even harder oof
You say dumbed down, we say established freedom 
Remember, history is written by the victors
i meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
first muricans were kinda unhinged you know
you had those puritan mofos
extreme stuff
religious rejects
i mean those puritans were kinda losers
and that's what you got
i dunno man there's some weird things in na that i cant consider it an overall winner country
like, don't you have the biggest religious scams going there?
with megachurches and those satan looking dude telling people to give him money to get absolution or something
Idk maybe. Religion has died down here a lot
You say that like our countries weren't insane lmfao
Televangelists I guess. But if you dumb enough to pay I guess that's on you
i mean, religious wise puritans were high on the insanity spectrum ngl
still funny
It's also because most countries in Europe split from the church already
Unfortunately, they did come from EU lmao
You realize it was US rejecting the British aka EU. not the other way around right?
no i mean your initial citizens
the people that went to america
before the wwar
before the tea in the sea
artji is religion-washing EUs history
We just did all of the Religion crazy before all this
Do you guys have Mormons in Europe
xD
Some
yeah some
Most unhinged people
They’re everywhere here
Not nearly as much as the US, but the euros do
My buddy and I pranked the fuck out of some when I was in high school
I worked at a restaurant with a Mormon chick when I was a teenager
She got married off to one of her dads 35 year old friends as soon as she turned 18 and has like 6 kids now
Eu folks will call NA crazy then go ahead and say the most vile shit to the first non-white person they see outside
Yeah
They hook each other up too
Like every Mormon family , the mom doesn’t work and the dad makes a shit ton of money somehow
dude is tryna CENSOR
EU will say "I'm not racist" then as soon as they see a gypsy/pikey they will go on a rant that would make Hitler blush
Especially with US dominating
“we ArE bEiNg iNVADED”
Eu isn't racist, just don't ask them about romanis, arabs, turks, balkans etc
While adopting the ideology of the country that invaded them 70 years ago
Other white people
Eastern-Europe people
Balkans are unhinged
We call them spicey whites here
Turns out we just hate every fucking one

Had an energy drink within 10 min of waking up
Ask a Serb how they feel about Turkish people
They will go on a tirade about some battle they lost 700 years ago and why that matters today
absolutely not XD
lmao no, we are hella racist,
none in poland, we got wall 👍
Yeah isn’t Poland pretty racist
Yeah the Poles are
Literally dumping em into Germany lmao

@fierce elm do I stop the convo now to preserve pvp channel?
You’ll here the most insane thing from a blonde dude who’s last name is kryzwskzek
yes
cuz we're on thin ice now
Tho I saw something about Germany sending them to poland?
especialyl with me
this is the point where we stop lmao
No, we are pvp'ing irl
ye we're kinda stopping it
Because this is not going to end up well
as in, even normal citizens are patrolling the borders with germany
I actually have Polish ancestry
there's videos of them finding german police cars and they turn back when they see polish people or police lmao
Parents didn’t tell me because they said there’s a stereotype that Poles are dumb
I am sorry about that
maybe if you had some polish ancestry you wouldn't be bald
My family is polish/ukranian
lmao
weak hair genes
BROTHER
im 50% sorry
God yeah
what, you're not rly gifted in head hair department you know
Yeah, turns out charging panzers with cavalry is a stupid fucking idea
you ain't doing shampoo ads you know
My moms side of the family is white South African so I take the cake in problematic ancestry
so you're african/polish?
man's ticking every checkbox when it comes to jokes holy shit
My dad is like American redneck from PA so there’s like a lot of Polish ancestry there yeah
They can hate us for being based as they say
We STILL have the rainbow icon btw
Specifically if you are right of Mao politics
Just a lil fyi
We already told mud several times
Politics in general
and controverial subjects in a sense
yknow, public discord and all that
One day we can have nice things again
we already have nice things
just gotta know where to look
if all that's in front of you is shit you won't notice gold
for example
don't look for good games in the west
go east
They say that about women too I hear
I like the ? 
asians do be hot am i right?
100% a stellar blade player
dont get me wrong, easter european women are hot too
ngl tho ive never been a big fan of latina women
Hell yea im 3 levels deep on classic pre reset
Why no Latina? Some real fine brutha
ye i know, just never been the biggest fan
They age like milk
like, they fine, but not my first pick
Don't we all brutha
Tho I'm 29 and still fine as fuck, obviously
Lelold - the ancient
Yeah that's Gen z
youre a dumbass tho
Signs points to that being false
damn didn't realize yall a buncha children but it does kinda explain all the energy drink talk
Wut you 45?
Its just crazy how much lil Mr. Gen Z Artji can yap so much now that he finally got a job
na in still in my 30s lmao
There’s an Asian dude in my office who is 45ish but he looks like he’s 24
He told me he had two kids in college I was like wtf
Asians got that youthful gene. Look like kids till they 50
Then turn into master shifu overnight
Who is this guy trying to talk about wow pvp?
Not even a warrior. Disgusting
But you a rogue, and rogues op, so I'm sure that's a fine lobby
Hes playing rogue, of course hes sub
🤨
What's that matter?
That's basically the same rating these days
now it's straight up impossible to cross the barrier of "just good enough to beat out rogues but not good enough to win with them" players
tbf above 2k is like top 100 outlaw lol
Besides, he's your rating today
am sub though
yeah you said the outlaw was 1900. playing outlaw is like auto -300 mmr to actual skill level
ah yea
just super weird
I'm wondering if there's like a discord where a lot of the russians hang out and matchfix if they happen to get grouped with another guy
Healer went from forgetting how to heal to remembering really quickly
Agreed ^
He'd still have the spec advantage either way
play eu games, win russian prizes
don't get edgier than this though
I'm at max edge capacity
not even playing the op elf smh
nelf is just so fugly
My DH is nelf but that's it
I don't even play nelf on my feral
Time in this season is running out and I have so much I want to play
you shouldnt be playing elves if you are straight 
prefer to gnomes lol
and pride month is over
Not here it isn't
warrior gone woke 
i wonder to which expansion we're gonna go
lol is prot war OP in mop arenas?
guys im to stupid to find the build around here for pvp
where should i look for the arms one? pvp
Happy pride month boys
murlok.io is a good site
pick someone like kennie or methyltren to follow

Pick the prot main or the fury main for the arms question huh 
i feel like build is sort of
i dont wanna say not important
but for the most part its like
dif flavors of marginal dmg
Sub beats the other rogue specs
what in the hell
used to be assa ate sub and sub ate outlaw
sin rogue just gets countered by so many things its frustrating
i get the same
its telling you to go play mop
Sucks that’s you have to play Gnome if you wanna play at a high level
Why not just give warrior a way to get out of roots besides BS and Avatar
shaamn trying to tell me that's a bullshit lobby as if I don't know that that's a great enh lobby

He was just sending every totem in the book every time he was out of cooldowns for some reason
Ya more racial diversity would be cool
My warrior will always be human male
Not playing a Xenos
Still gotta get it to lvl 80 before next patch
man i feel like i had a wintrader in my lobby
no way i went 0-6
it was shit lobby but still
priest dc first round next round he saving trinket for the other round
The cabal
Rating?
it's half my lobbies tbh
also this mage is having a bad time
game not started yet, just his MMR is so low and zero wins
open warr cord
tony talkin about how he was good at keys 25 years ago
zercher posting about his enh sham 1400 shuff and skirms

na just sayin
they were interesting
not sure how many ppl even took keys seriously in prepatch
you mean 2.2k?
Welcome to the crew
thanks (i will blogpost about my prot shuffles)
At least it's not posting the furry stuff like Vesa so go buck wild
That don't look like victory to me
randomly exploded the mw though so that was neat
warrior is wearing a pve trinket
oh god, the mw was too
Do I need to start inspecting people?
at least i'm providing content
No offense to you king, you do what you want
I don't really mind
It's just funny to say
It's 1400. So no
Just hit things harder
I can't hit things harder enough that my team mates stop dying
lmfao
yall just be hating
Zercher is keeping this shita ctive while nobody else plays
they're too busy keeping secrets
being cheated out of good wins and going 4-2 vs teams that still costs me mmr
idk what I'm even supposed to do outside of going 6-0
Not with those arms
Eh, i should be putting effort into getting used to survival instead of continuing to dick around on sub
If he mained healer, you'd have a point
Do you do Zercher squats ?
Haha cool I like those I started incorporating them in the last couple months
how much you zercher squat @waxen knot
Not much I’m weak I only rep 185
I did 275 for 3 sets of 8 but my depth is alittle high
Building up pretty fast though
I had surgery on my leg last yr and it killed my strength
Yea it got me down pretty bad
used to be overweight
ITS SKY HIGH
I want to rep 225 by EOY on zercher I should be able to
I haven't done legs in like 2 months about to start again @waxen knot
I'm just running out of movements unless I wanna go super heavy
need new gym with ssb bar and hack squat
Hack squat is great. I have a home gym these days. I had a lot of fun running a 3x and 4x weekly Boris sheiko program before my surgery
Only really need basic stuff for his powerlifting programs
If you get inclined to push numbers
lol I'm just tryna look good. I might train others aswell I got 2 year for exercise
Today deadlift has become dead to me
Oh
I am a trap bar enthusiast now
Only squats i do
Hell yeah brother
Yeah, but that's tony
keep rage queing or give up
is this read from bottom to top or top to bottom?
bottom to top 
Posivibes
wtf Tony
running outta movements and took a month off all together
I think Brian Shaw or one of those guys said “there’s no reason to train regular conventional deadlift over Trapbar unless you’re a competitive lifter”
I read it on Tnation a while ago, basically the the risk of injury is to great with the regular straight bar
How tf you gonna chase down the chubbs if you ain't doin legs?
I get it, they ain't fast, but still
What does this sentence mean
I lift weights because I want to look good. And also might become a personal trainer and help others with it?
I got 2 years of education for exercise science
You gonna let Tony train you @fierce elm ?
I don't fall for his baiting anymore
imagine he's you're PT and just comes out with the most unrelated shit all the time
"Yeah dude I love ball torture, anyways give me 3 more reps"
It reads like
You got 2 years in jail for exercise
lol
"How do I start my oven brother, alright give me two 45s"
“Yeah man they gave me two years for exercising “
You skipp3d the word of
Idk if that's true man, but I stopped because I felt my back was giving in
I flip flop between conventional and trap
It isn't
and its such a bad argument
You are never going to perform that lift at such extreme weights most likely
and any 'giving in' is either you sucking or your body decidingenouhg is enough
which can happen on EVERYTHING
Its like saying you might as well just not go outside because you can just order food home with less risk
i remember wanting to lift weights to look good.. ahhh youth
Yeah but like
My squat was fucking lit
But my DL RIP?
Okay but I wanna be back at max power NOW
exactly
lmao
Thats not an issue with the lift
thats an issue wiht you sucking
Also in the end, liftng heavy weights is a risk
I need 8pl8 DL right now
Tru
Time to door dash bois
Also wasn't Brian Shaw, it was Robert Oberst
a RISK of h'what
do people still ego lift
true
i fucked up my thumb recently and i am way too embarrassed to explain how
but true
WE BLASTING OZZY TODAY
good shout
Performance from 1981 After Hours Edition
rip randy rhoads too
Now he and my motherufcking man Randy Rhoads can create bumping fucking tunes
God he loved that man its crazy
🤘
fucking RIP
just got a pair of Jordan flights for 50 buck on sale
not that Ozzy
Just got free 5 hour energy
Ozzy Osbourne- World of Warcraft Commercial TV Ad
The most powerful trio of all time?!
Oh no why did he invite you lmao
I would have signed if I had a 3rd warr
afro leggo lets make a 3s to counter them
why the silent stream : (
this monk sucks
Great tactic, distract from the game being 3v2
😮
big carry
I even parried 2 bashes from the druid
Just shows they're afraid of the wrong person tbh
And I only have my enh sham to help me out
And he ain't binding his kick any time soon
Karg diffed
I think that monk blinked at the wrong time
tbh we sat same amount of cc
That soothing kick was vital
I killed him before he got back out of that kick
Getting lapped by frost mage demo lock
More like MW
Aren't you supposed to 1shot tho

I had to pivot and try to keep healer out of all that cc
woulda been climbing instead of losing if i did
I have no idea what the flow is supposed to look like with monk, war is easy just lust and pi whenever and something is dead
He should be nuking them
We need to face another melee cleave
Is brother even looking at the ss?
I could sub now and outdo you in damage
You have freedom
lmao
yea i know, she knows.
Appreciate the feedback
Kick more
Kargish so angry
Mad cuz bad
Finally
All I had to do was 60m healing to run them out of mana
I'm tempted to swap it over to survival hunter so we can be hardstuck 1600
Probably the tankier the better
We gotta talk about someting though brother
How do you have more lightning bolt casts than storm strike
lmfao
Kargish will now proceed to shit on zercher
To swap our attention from his suboptimal gameplay
Only way to play fury in BGs is Deathwish Thane
that's what happens when you sit roots all day?
But how
every tempest gives a free cast of lightning bolt
They had interesting positions in last match, if i went for warlock there was no way to keep them off healer in the back
should she have gone in with us?
auto attacks alone generate MSW
Mhm
this monk man
lol
i should play cs totem into them
with that kind of dam he would have done all the work for me
Jesus christ how can he be soooooo bad man
someone came, saw the stream and left
😦
artji aren't you going to watch the RNG prayer session?
You can bond later over all my errors and UI garbage
You can watch a warrior win on stream right now though
lmfao
not shown: my cap totem going off after DB before poly
perfect execution
YO WHAT THE FUCK
WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS
get sniped
you finally appeared on murlok, the word is spreading
Saving Zercher's ass man
Forced to heal Kargish 
let me pull up the kill
There's nothing to see except a 7M overkill ToD
chunky boi
Kargish remembered that monk has low cd on all abilities
Iirc some of his dmg scales with haste
Don't think I ever seen a mm hunter kite that well
strange, thought we'd be worse by now
These teams are so sweaty compared to earlier this week
all the cc
im playing mm right now its so fun
@wheat jay Got the bug where I can no longer press slicing
How do I fix it?
only relog fixes it
Damn i think i got banned from /4 on classic
Just lose access to my main damage
Hahahaha
Relog
Cuz you're being cringe
Dumbo
Tony writes racist as fuck things in chat
Na was spamming about Mac Donalds


final arena ends with me getting locked out
and them still winning lmao
Kargish confirmed wife stealer
I don't fucking NEED you brother
Ye wassup huh

