pvp

[fickle forge]

So you ain't sitting there going 0-3 and then the dude leaves

[sand sundial]

No warr changes

Another season of Mage/Pala for me

Theres a whole month tho

[fickle forge]

Why do you want warr changes

If they change anything about warr it's to nerf it

[urban skiff]

fuck

[sand sundial]

Because I'm an optimist

[urban skiff]

a 6-0 lobby and i just got completely robbed

[rancid granite]

there's a lot of warr changes

[worldly oriole]

damn bro

im running kara dungeon for mount

getting flashbacks

[urban skiff]

which mount ?

[urban skiff]

damn that list is so long

[worldly oriole]

attumen the huntsmen. midnight

[urban skiff]

is there a TLDR? I'm getting dizzy fromt he dk rework

Isn't that kind of meh?

ooh, there's a new one

[worldly oriole]

ya that one

the old one is dope tho

[urban skiff]

Blizzard's decision to make Breath of Sindragosa an empowered spell is so weird

Stop giving melee classes channel spells, it breaks the flow of playing melee

This should be pinned

[frank knoll]

I swear blitz is such a troll game mode

[urban skiff]

Blitz is weird

lose first match and you're going to have a tough time winning the second. Lose two in a row and the issue compounds until you've gone 0-15 before the first win

[frank knoll]

Healer gets stuck in the loading screen so we get demolished

Cause it starts 7/8

[urban skiff]

yeah

[frank knoll]

And I lose 10 rating

[rancid granite]

lmao that first note is sooooo specific

[frank knoll]

Some guy on my team was screaming about wintrading

[rancid granite]

blizz realizing there's some absolute god damn monkeys in these matches

so they making that a new rule now

:')

[hybrid oar]

yo I havent played anything in S2, is there any consensus on Slayer vs Col? What are the strengths and weaknesses? Slayer has less buttons loool!

[tranquil hemlock]

The blitz shit is weird

[fickle forge]

Why

[tranquil hemlock]

I still have 2388 mmr but only played 8 games this season

[frank knoll]

If I lose one I quit queuing for the night

[tranquil hemlock]

Had to be from last season

[frank knoll]

Because you lose too many you’ll end up in a hole you can’t get out of

[tranquil hemlock]

It just doesn’t make sense

I’ve won most of my games I’m gaming 238 cr per win

Gaining*

[rancid granite]

i like your profile quote

[worldly oriole]

DARK SOULS was sick

i needa get my xbox working again

prob worth playing again

i think i have the second one

[rancid granite]

dark souls 2 was great for sure

[hybrid oar]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-thats-bait-tom-hardy-mad-max-gif-5055384

Although I like it too

[rancid granite]

it's so off and different it's its own uniqute thing lmao

(better than 3)

[warm plinth]

so true

[rancid granite]

majula's theme song :chef kiss:

[hybrid oar]

DS2 has the vibe for sure

[copper fox]

I ran ICC once and the mount didn’t drop

What kind of event is this bs

[rancid granite]

🙏 you get it

[worldly oriole]

THE event is a scam

[north thicket]

Confused, is it a fix, buff or nerf?

[fierce elm]

Buff

Tbh

Heroic Leap Demolish is BACK BABY

[lavish quest]

It's a scam

Tho shoulda just abused the timewalking quest for it. Dunno if it still has a ridiculous chance to have it, but I did it a couple years back

[lucid walrus]

weird that the first one was possible in the first place

[north thicket]

leaping to the arget for the final AoE hit?

[worldly oriole]

oh is the infinite reaver timewalking mount buffed chance?

[fierce elm]

y

[sharp meteor]

i mean ya can leap

[north thicket]

Oh wow interesting gameplay

[sharp meteor]

more nice to not randomly

cancel tho

when they move 0.2 inches

[fierce elm]

Yeah you can leap without it cancelling now

and you can get a hit even if your targeted target moves away

This is a clear buff, not a huge one

but a buff

[north thicket]

I see, yes, the window is like 0.5sec or sth

2sec Demo animation - 1.5sec GCD

but come on... can we get something simpler

simplicity wins

so within 0.5sec you have to make a decision whether to spend your precious leap and cast it correctly

surely, nothing could go wrong

[wheat jay]

Entire arena gameplay is 0.5s decisions, so what's the issue here?

[rancid granite]

random incap / fear > demolish

more than anything else it feels like

[boreal veldt]

lmfao what a weird fix

excited to watch a mage get salty over getting hit by demo after blinking away

[fierce elm]

Oh my god he got the mount with the absurd increased chance guys!!!

[worldly oriole]

should i reset the dungeon and spam it for that farm @green wharf

[sharp meteor]

i love the mount event cos it makes all the smelly casuals upset

[green wharf]

what you mean absurd increase

it just ass drop

[sharp meteor]

noooo i wasted 500 hours farming these mounts on 30 alts you cant increase the droprate eeeeee

[fierce elm]

I love the event but I hate seeing 800 diferent screenshots of mounts being dropped

lmao

[sharp meteor]

mog week should've been a thing ages ago

just boom double or triple mog

[green wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/jealousy-looks-terrible-on-you-bruce-sun-the-brothers-sun-don't-be-jealous-netflix-gif-14525621698235094782

[worldly oriole]

sick tips

xD

[green wharf]

i mean, if you wanted that, sure

[worldly oriole]

i did the dungeon once and hearthed

[green wharf]

i was missing only 3 mounts from past raids, already got 2

i personally didnt bother with it

no im off to kill the Janitor

i hate that fucking raid, all the transmogs look ass

[frank knoll]

I got the Argus mount just now

[sharp meteor]

[frank knoll]

I hope invincible drop rate increased that would be so funny

[green wharf]

that makes me think if i should kill argus for the schyte, just for giggles

cause i think it looks bad

[frank knoll]

Was hoping for scythe and taeselach
No luck but I’ll try again on a different toon

I’m gonna farm BoD too because the mythic sets look amazing

[north thicket]

@urban skiff why all top enh shamans on murlok are HMT?

[sharp meteor]

most passively tanky

also mobility is aight

[north thicket]

all right, so the racial makes a difference

[sharp meteor]

passive vers passive earthen wall totem always active

[north thicket]

the mobility stuff still DRs with stuns right?

[sharp meteor]

and charge can be cancelled

charge probs least important thing

but an insta stun is nice

[sharp meteor]

ye

using and canceling insta tho is like a warstomp without the cast time though

just have /cancelaura bull rush bound into main buttons

[north thicket]

Oh

[urban skiff]

Same player for half of them and the other half copies him blindly

I still think kh human is superior

[frank knoll]

I think KT may be the move for Frost DK too

Murlok on for FDK is completely random
There’s a female worgen in there

[sharp meteor]

KT in general is the best for most sstuff because punching somebody off the map is just like

the best racial

[urban skiff]

truth

[sharp meteor]

ya sparks is worgie

hmt or kt probs bis

for blitzs

[frank knoll]

I may go HMT because they look sick

I think Spaidz is HMT
Top boy FDk in blitz

[green wharf]

hmt for frost dk, cause you can charge while with the death cold embrace on

[frank knoll]

I never even unlocked them

I don’t think you need the rep anymore
It used to be a rep grind

[sharp meteor]

ya can move the big circle

also passively tanky

grip knockin somebody i feel like generally more value but eh

[frank knoll]

I think the top BDK in blitz was playing KT

Healrstealr

[sharp meteor]

i mean

ya

kult best for blood

[worldly oriole]

blitz is the new meta?

[frank knoll]

KTs look sick in plate also

[sharp meteor]

blitz is bad at high mmr

games are fun but cant ever play

[frank knoll]

I’m on stormrage
If I race change it will be KT

[sharp meteor]

and alt games are miserable

[frank knoll]

Why

[sharp meteor]

because the players are awful

and its just coinflippin matches

[frank knoll]

Ohh yeah
Ppl are clueless

It’s random BGs with a rating
Most people still don’t seem to know how node maps work either

[sharp meteor]

u just get 300 mmr for a win for first dozen games

so everybody gets 2500-3200 mmr insta

[worldly oriole]

smh lol

[sand sundial]

its so boosted actually

its fun at the very top only

because people are actually pvp enthusiasts and not LFR Andys

[fickle forge]

Yo team

[full quiver]

Lmao

[copper fox]

Haven’t gotten a single mount yet

[boreal veldt]

ive only gotten the red aq40 mount and undead raptor from king's rest

the aq40 one i was just trying to get the sword from the twin emps

[copper fox]

Yea this event is fake

[spice hornet]

Same

[sharp meteor]

Just be luckier.

[spice hornet]

i raided mythic during that time

i think we only saw 1 or 2 and they went to the bad players

bad players in raid couldnt handle controlling the bots

they'd freak out

[sharp meteor]

Was about to win and mage just didn't block.

[bright kraken]

@sharp meteor

[bright kraken]

bozo

[sharp meteor]

its almost always ranged to force melee to stack

[lavish quest]

Yeah, so they def didn't increase transmog drops in terms of variety. Sylvanas just dropped 5 of her bows

[sharp meteor]

then both can be hit

ya

[lavish quest]

Have to vendor and loot one at a time since they unique

[bright kraken]

but it's a ret too

dont they just

not stack regardles

like in cupid you go for the ret

his dh crashed out on me for going ret

(mainly just swapped on sac/phase on shaman)

this evoker telling me to go dh in ret/hpal/dh

what

i swear if we lost they woulda crashed out for me swapping on blur

[copper fox]

I got the ZG raptor lmfao

So lame

Only Mount so far basically been running everything

I ran battle of D right before this got nothing

Oh shit I got the panther same run lmfao

[bright kraken]

grats!

[bright kraken]

o.o

[bright kraken]

the audacity of people to complain they aren't going 6-0 when others aren't getting any wins

It wasn't even a good lobby for them xd

[spice hornet]

@copper fox you give up on MoP yet?

[copper fox]

No shot

I want tyrannical

[sharp meteor]

its been like two days of prepatch

[copper fox]

lol

I did the panda zone for the retail mount

That’s it

[river trench]

how much of a difference does it make between running slayer or colossus for arenas? like just a slight edge, or there will be a noticable difference in performance between the two?

[sharp meteor]

depends

they both good in their own ways

defensive aspect of colo is nice and you can kind of just sit on a demo until you have cc

[river trench]

If it comes down to it, cause I am totally lazy and dont really wanna swap between, if you had to choose one for both arena and BB what would you say is the better option

[urban skiff]

https://www.reddit.com/r/worldofpvp/comments/1lqy3jq/ptr_s3_pvp_elite_enchant_arcane_gets_some_new/

War set looks pretty badass with the hat chain not sticking out in the air

[sharp meteor]

idk the one you're more comfortable on

probably slayer?

[verbal tangle]

Slayer

Thane does negative damage

[river trench]

Well thanes for fury but ill keep that in mind.

[sharp meteor]

[urban skiff]

what do I farm thunderfury on first?

I think my options are prot war, outlaw (offhand), dh (offhand)?

@wheat jay why is damage so much easier for enhancement?

just sustaining 1m dps over 2½ minutes

[cosmic field]

woah they fixed prot wintrading

[wheat jay]

Cuz you're used you're it

[undone wraith]

just opened a crate, got an achievement, didnt actually loot it i guess, then the crate disappeared 👍

[jovial torrent]

i wonder if theyve banned the prot palas abusing it that were in the video

[urban skiff]

sure but enh also gets controlled much easier

Only thing I'm really doiing a bit different is maybe that I can better identify when I can do my damage without getting shut down

@green wharf heads up if you're farming emerald nightmare. Pick up the skip quest on every alt, just one kill unlocks the skip

Might be the same for all skip quests

[green wharf]

i dont think its the case, gonna try with the janitor now

im only missing his mount

[urban skiff]

picked it up today on a character that didn't exist a few weeks ago

but it won't let me go out to hand it in so that's annoying

[green wharf]

doesnt work for me

i think this one is bugged

[green wharf]

no you are right, got on my main and im already have the 4 to complete the quest

lol

[urban skiff]

haha

[fierce elm]

the hell lmao

[urban skiff]

recrafting all my crafted honor gear to conq

just gotta quickly fix up my tailoring so i can do cloaks too

Having so many mail and leather characters made it very costeffective to just level up leatherworking

[urban skiff]

@fierce elm ok i need to know

Cdew keeps talking about identifying win conditions and knowing your win conditions and your enemy team's win conditions

what the heck are they

[fierce elm]

Specs have win cons

Comps have win cons

[urban skiff]

When is something a win condition

"do more damage" artji will tell me when I shit around on DH and can't get anything done

[fierce elm]

Well, Frost mage is the easiest example

Frost mage win con is icy-veins

Thats when they can actually win

outside of that they just delay and wait for it

[sand sundial]

It's agency that is a trump card for winning

Like breath for Frost DK

[urban skiff]

So for enhancement it's "next ascendance where enemy team doesn't have defensives"?

[sand sundial]

Yes

[urban skiff]

huh

[fierce elm]

Yes

[urban skiff]

Or anytime they fall asleep when I have doomlust

Or just a random string of damage when a druid eats a stun

So when I look at win conditions for (picking enh because I sort of get it), I need to sort abilities into "stuff I need before or during win conditions" first, and then figure out how long before my next condition comes up I have to stop using those abilities?

[sand sundial]

I mean yeah kinda

Some of these things kinda come naturally

[urban skiff]

I don't think they do for me

Or I wouldn't have gotten myself stuck down here

@wheat jay they're mocking me now

[wheat jay]

XD

#1 thing on dh

dmg

[urban skiff]

WIN CONDITION

what should i be at

[wheat jay]

MORE

[urban skiff]

dk blew all his cooldowns in the wait room

[fierce elm]

Win Condition for DH is uptime and constant pressure

so Artji isn't exactly wrong

[urban skiff]

I hate we can't report players for throwing matches without having target on them

[wheat jay]

xd

[urban skiff]

how do i prioritize between hitting a target i can get high uptime on vs hitting a target that keeps running but is "better" to hit?

and what obscenity do I yell at a rdruid who kites the enemy dps around the arena but doesn't in any way enable me to hit anything to fix that behavior?

[fierce elm]

Can you chase the target without risk of being left in the middle of bumfuck nowhere with no wayt to get out

Can you chase the target without risk of overextending and dying

If yes to both just chase

For example, if you have no charge stacks, you won't heroic leap away on to a frost mage that can leave you stranded

[urban skiff]

true

[jovial torrent]

typically u switch whenever ur cc is available or if the enemy thats kiting isnt respecting you and pushing forward to cc your healer

if a mage/evoker is pushing up go on them a little to make them scared to push up

[urban skiff]

Bit off topic but we really struggle against mage + priest teams in 2s

They seem to just constantly rotate cc with no chance to help each other

[jovial torrent]

thats why i dont really play 2's anymore

its very easy to just chain cc cus u dont have a friend to help stop cc on you

like if a mage polys u in 2v2 he can then just blink over and poly ur healer, but if its 3v3 ur other dps can stop him

[urban skiff]

Yeah it should in theory be easy but if we make a mistake and they hide the streak it's basically over

[jovial torrent]

which char are u playing in 2

enchance?

[urban skiff]

enh + disc

[jovial torrent]

i think u just sit mage

[urban skiff]

we're gearing up her mw but I don't think we'll get it up in time for her to swap this season

[wheat jay]

you can ground

you can kick from range

you can tremor fear

[urban skiff]

can't ground when I'm poly

[wheat jay]

you can root enemy priest to stop fear

sooooooooooooooooo many thnings you can do to win xd

[jovial torrent]

is ur priest dispelling roots which then stops them removing poly

[urban skiff]

in theory yes but in practice one mistake and it's 1v2 the rest of the fight

mindcontrol and poly spam

[jovial torrent]

yeh its tough , why 2's is so cancer for anything other than like priest mage rogue druid

and i guess now evoker

[wheat jay]

you only have shortest cd range kick

sooooo rough

[jovial torrent]

hehe true enhance has it way easier then war

[wheat jay]

afaik you shit on mage

[jovial torrent]

still a bit of a pain, u could also focus healer a bit and try having ur priest just box kite

[wheat jay]

assuming you play well

[urban skiff]

I mean, feel free to help us break the pattern, we don't have a plan and we don't face them often enough to figure it out

[wheat jay]

kick poly, root priest to stop fear

[jovial torrent]

yeh, can u also play lasso? just as another stop for when ur kick/ground on cd

[urban skiff]

what a fucking lobby

[urban skiff]

can't kick poly, it starts with DB poly on me

and MC on healer

[jovial torrent]

healer should be lining MC tbh

[urban skiff]

time for this priest to remember how to play

[wheat jay]

then need help from your priest

chastise, fear, dispel, pull

anything really

dont get dragon breathed xd

[urban skiff]

what positions do we need to fight them?

[jovial torrent]

ye make sure u track DB on omnicd

and be ready to have ur priest deal with it

[urban skiff]

I know we in theory can fight them off but in practice we can't get it done

[jovial torrent]

just gotta keep playing the matchup

mage should really struggle against enchance ur the perfect counter with purges and some range dmg/interrupts

and ground

or pick up a feral druid or hunter and play 3's XD

[urban skiff]

less counter when there's a priest

too much to purge, can never hit what matters

make greater purge remove 4 spells and it's close to being viable

[jovial torrent]

yeh its on a cd now isnt it not spammable

also just alot of fluff buffs going out

[urban skiff]

oh look i finally got conq weapons

[jovial torrent]

i wana get more classes to 1800 but i really cba now that the mount/raid event is on and classic prepatch up

[urban skiff]

she's disc

[jovial torrent]

been seeing alot of wow pvp needs x rewards changes this week and its been tilting me, everyone saying add mount armour from 1800 to 2k 2.2 2.4 ect and recolours but that wont change anything, currently 24% of the player base has 3k io for both keymaster mounts, 0.1% have this seasons pvp mount, they need to make it available in shuffle and to atleast like 10% of the playerbase

[urban skiff]

They lock her down and go me, then lock me down and go her

[jovial torrent]

exact reason why i just refuse to play 2's andmore that and 25 min dampening games

[urban skiff]

She has precog gem but for some reason I can't just kick her to get out of it like I used to?

[jovial torrent]

precog only works if u juke a kick

[urban skiff]

agreed

[urban skiff]

If she's being mind controlled she's not casting, it's a juke

[jovial torrent]

but mindcontrol isnt a interrupt

so it cant proc it

[urban skiff]

exactly

[jovial torrent]

being mindcontrolled isnt juking, its just getting mc, juking is u cast stop casting right before they use counterspell on you and so u get interrupted when u arent casting, proccing the gem

[urban skiff]

Any kick into a non-spell activates precog, no?

did they change it?

[jovial torrent]

but they arent casting kick right?

they are casting mc

[urban skiff]

when she's being mindcontrolled, i used to kick her

it would proc precog on her, because she wasn't casting spells

make her immune to cc, break her out of mindcontrol

[lavish quest]

Precog makes you immune to cc, it doesn't break you out of cc

If I go to kick, but my partner stuns right before, they get precog but stay stunned for the duration

[jovial torrent]

maybe they changed that then, didnt know u could do that, but like lel said it only makes u immune to cc not breaking u out atm

[urban skiff]

see this is new

[lavish quest]

Its immunity to applications

It's not new, it's always worked that way

[urban skiff]

I'm super certain it also breaks existing cc

[lavish quest]

If it were, no one would play melee because range would be immune to cc 24/7

[urban skiff]

huh

how

[lavish quest]

Kicking right as your partner stuns happens all the time in shuffle

[urban skiff]

another healer diff lobby

[lavish quest]

So I'm pretty sure I would notice them breaking out of every cc ever

[urban skiff]

I don't think that's the same thing, there's a small lag where stuff can overlap on everythiing in the game

[urban skiff]

I think you need to explain this

[lavish quest]

They will never happen at the same time

[urban skiff]

It would work on literally only mind control

[lavish quest]

If stun goes off first. Kick goes into stunned target.

They get precog

They stay stunned

[urban skiff]

there's a delay

to prevent double kicks precog

[lavish quest]

If kick goes off first. They stay casting, get kicked then stunned

Or they fake, get precog, immune the stun

That's the 3 outcomes

But at no point to the kick and the stun happen at the same time

If it did, they'd get stunned before precog proc'd

[urban skiff]

No scenario covers there being a small internal cd to prevent these situations that would still make precog clear cc if kicked in the middle of it

[lavish quest]

Then that means the kick happened first

If they have precog before the cc, the kick happened first

[urban skiff]

I need to test this in a clean environment

I'm certain i've done it on purpose

but i also relied on my wife telling me she got precogged, instead of tracking it

fuck i'm bungling this shit now

and I was even so close

[green wharf]

in fact is not working for alts, completed the quests on the warrior, but did not unlock the skip for the rest

bummer

[urban skiff]

shit, but at least every alt you try on first week means faster access on every alt next week, no?

[green wharf]

nope, my warlock kileld anduin and only got one fragment

maybe they hotfixed

[north thicket]

How is precognition still allowed to exist I wonder

it procs off randomly even without kicks

[urban skiff]

precog is so fucking toxic, it needs to only work if they cast a spell recently

3-3 might be enough, don't look like a 4-2 lobby 😦

[north thicket]

it's insane to have a random proc of everything immunity

what do you mean 'they cast a spell recently"

bar the proc itself it should be only activated if one misses a kick

more often than not I see it proccing without even touching pummel

[green wharf]

once i stunned someone when they were not csting a spell, and somehow it counted for precog

[open glacier]

Spell reflect with windshear or counterspell procs it

You reflect the interrupt and they get free casts

[north thicket]

Jesus

what a foking mess!

[urban skiff]

if they cast nothing they get nothing

ez

as long as they spend casting is as long as the window after provides precog if kicked into

ez

good change

[north thicket]

how to optimize my gameplay in order to minimize enemy precog procs?

besides "kick only if 159% sure it lands or forget about it"

[urban skiff]

unbind kick

no kick = no precog

[jovial torrent]

i should not have went on the wow forums, so many braindead takes

[urban skiff]

weird lobby

This is my rogue all over again, keep inching closer but takes days of farming to get the last bit of ratiing

backflip into healer and aoe stun

😄

amazing how much better fights go when healers can keep up

[urban skiff]

yep

[urban skiff]

oh sure let's end the day on a zug lobby

whyyyy

[copper fox]

Srs question?

[fierce elm]

why

[sand sundial]

Why

[copper fox]

https://tenor.com/view/obama-barack-why-shrug-gif-13540987034857193291

Can we get an American flag colored disc pic

It’s about that time

[sand sundial]

Wait 4 years

[copper fox]

True we were the last disc with the pride colors

But I think we should put a foot forward

And red white and blue this btch asap

[rancid granite]

if we can't get emoji reactions we 100% aint getting an american flag

warrior mods are whack

like, wiggity wiggity wack

[copper fox]

The person who owns this disc is female?

[rancid granite]

i rest my case

[copper fox]

Checks out

[fickle forge]

Happy 2nd pride month

[verbal tangle]

dh

[sharp meteor]

🏳️‍🌈

[worldly oriole]

Imma bodybuilder. yes i am

can i share my dragonsoul lockout

at last boss

[copper fox]

You’re a bodybuilder who’s yet to build his body. Yes you are.

[sharp meteor]

Not if it's heroic.

So can extend lockout for blazing but not handmaidens.

[lavish quest]

Isn't pride tarriffed or banned or something by now?

[sharp meteor]

Nope.

[craggy igloo]

how do i track legend wins

[sharp meteor]

/run C_ContentTracking.ToggleTracking(2, 41358, 2)

[craggy igloo]

ty

[thick reef]

is arms that much better than fury? :Z

[sharp meteor]

Yes.

[thick reef]

it feels so clunky to play

[sharp meteor]

No, it doesn't.

[fickle forge]

It really doesn't

[craggy igloo]

fury is ass right now

[worldly oriole]

do i tclap to apply rend

[spice hornet]

I play the no bleed build

It made me happy

[worldly oriole]

tried a few games with someone from my net but I'm over it haha

[sharp meteor]

wish they'd buff rend again

[thick reef]

what's the no bleed build?

[spice hornet]

no rend, no tclap, no thunder roar https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/character/us/demon-soul/executed/

[sharp meteor]

u just dont take bleed stuff

u can take roar with 45s upgrade if u want

cos still a dmg amp but like

feels nice cos like every global is huge dmg

rend feels better when theres like gaps between damaging abilities

where you reapply slow/dot

right now it's like bonk 800k bonk 1.2m bonk 1.5m bonk 1.4m

[dense herald]

which oone is better

i play slayer build

[sharp meteor]

slayer nobleed feels solid

bleed also feels fine tho

and colo with bleeds feels decent-good

wish juggernaut lasted 20 on arms like it did on fury might have been a decent option

@spice hornet also kind of meme but if u stack every whirlwind/cleave modifier

u can hit somebody for like 4.5-6 million

[spice hornet]

i remember people trying to do that in DF i think?

[sharp meteor]

they buffed whirlwind by 100% recently

so u can somewhat reliably stack it up with uh collateral damage

[spice hornet]

i dont even have it on my bars lmao

[thick reef]

ty

[sharp meteor]

i killed a windwalker and dh both from like 40% in the same global but it was like a 1600 game

then fumbled it a few times and stopped trying but

thought it was neatos

[spice hornet]

i need to try this

bored anyway

[sharp meteor]

ya nothin to do

barbaric training ofc collateral dmg

bonegrinder so gotta storm for that

[spice hornet]

i want to push shuffle r1 but the q times are insane

at r1 range 2 hours at times

[sharp meteor]

ya i hear high lobs are like

[spice hornet]

at least when i was fury

[sharp meteor]

really sparse

blitz is also like

u q 4 am on weekends

[spice hornet]

tf

[sharp meteor]

at least queues are fast then but good grief

[sharp meteor]

u know how u can get pulled down or up if limited matchmaking

[spice hornet]

ya

[sharp meteor]

filter out normies and everybody with high mmr queues without fear of

being pulled into demon game

[spice hornet]

makes sense

get that in shuff sometimes 2600 lobb with 2300 healers

o man

[sharp meteor]

cos if i q a 3100 char now

[spice hornet]

1 of them might be in greens

[sharp meteor]

ill get a 2800 game

and lose 150 mmr insta

or gain 10

[spice hornet]

system is so bad

[sharp meteor]

ya so everybody just shitposts on alts

90% of the time

then 50-50s games off eaach other at

3500 mmr

when everybody 3100 cr

and cant go down

[spice hornet]

what a joke

[sharp meteor]

u legit gotta stay up

til 6 am

[spice hornet]

baby wakes me up at 4am for feeding then naturally wakes up at 6am ready to play

so maybe i should just q a blitzer

[sharp meteor]

queues arent super long at that hour when people on

[spice hornet]

these nighthold mounts dont drop

i dont efven see people online getting them like every other mount

[worldly oriole]

ive been doing nighthold heroic

i remember making pug mythic nighthold runs during tomb of sargeras

its how i got the red mount

good times

the girl who got the moount gave me it for makin the run lols

[spice hornet]

i like the green one more

no way wtf. what a nice person

[worldly oriole]

yeah

shes like a lawyer i think tho lol

she dont care about wow i dont think

she just had a bf that played

[spice hornet]

ah

[urban skiff]

i got the crafted mount twice

[urban skiff]

I gave it away twice during progression, plus I crafted the green one as often as possible so people on bench for gul'dan kill could roll for it

If this is what we're talking about

[worldly oriole]

its not crafted right its just from heroic kill

[spice hornet]

yess

and yeah its not crafted

iom not sure what crafted one youre referring to

[worldly oriole]

nighthold was a sick raid tho

[spice hornet]

yes

[sharp meteor]

green corehound is crafted

[urban skiff]

oh you're right, the harness thing

anyone looking to have a clean UI, betterblizzframes lets you mess with blizzard's cooldown manager

wam

kind of neat. Wish I could push some CC to the top one though

Or add like a big empty section in between

[worldly oriole]

should i get sloshed with the broskis?

for the fourth?

[urban skiff]

Yes duh

[sand sundial]

Ofc

Bruh I'm too lazy to run all these instances

[urban skiff]

another healer diff lobby

MMR gone from 1800 and 55 down just hitting draw after draw after draw

this has to be throwing, right?

losing in 35 seconds and 17 seconds

[sharp meteor]

games round placement mmr always coinflippy

just clueless people or undergeared people

[spice hornet]

yeah those lobbies are awful

[copper fox]

@worldly oriole let’s go

[worldly oriole]

lol i used to have a drug problem but im gonna try to get something today @copper fox

[spice hornet]

🤨

[worldly oriole]

one tall can wont hurt

[spice hornet]

Least unhinged Tonypajamas post

[copper fox]

LMFAO

I didn’t expect that response ngl

[worldly oriole]

ye i dont get fucked up anymore

[urban skiff]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[spice hornet]

brooo

[urban skiff]

more than half my rounds have been fighting for the last 30 rating

[copper fox]

Damn Russians man

[urban skiff]

just these coinflippy 3-3 lobbies, would have gotten it in under 40 rounds if someone didn't leave last night in a lobby I was certain to go 6-0 in

[copper fox]

That’s fair I drink very rarely as well

[urban skiff]

went 2 wins and then the round he threw still counted as a loss 😦

[copper fox]

Are you playing the glaive spec

[worldly oriole]

i wanna try the four loko jungle juice can

[copper fox]

Aldrachi or whatever

[copper fox]

Dude that’s like 0-100 lol

[worldly oriole]

original four lokos tasted like nail polish and got u twisted lol

back when i was like 14

[copper fox]

Original ones were legit dangerous lol

[worldly oriole]

i kno

lol

[spice hornet]

yeah four loko was the first thing to make me throw up ever

at like 15

in 2010

[worldly oriole]

back in the day lol

[sharp meteor]

how do people drink past the point of being ill

is it just high abv stuff really quickly

[fierce elm]

Stuff that doesnt taste like alcohol

and Four loko caffeine+alcohol

Alongside just a huge amount of liquid

[spice hornet]

yeah i stopped doing that in mid 20s. just stopped being fun having the next day ruined

when you get old you just stop doin that

the only time it might happen is if im throwin a rager at my place and everyone keeps encouraging you to drink during games and stuff

[rancid granite]

its fun and easy

[copper fox]

SAME lol

[copper fox]

Yea idk I haven’t in like a decade

[violet fossil]

don’t realize til you stand up

[sand sundial]

Yeah you go to take a leak and see yourself in the mirror

Then realize you barely feel yourself and/or stumble

[worldly oriole]

getting too intoxicated is never smart

[rancid granite]

yeah but who is the psycho who can drink 2 beers and be satisfied

thus why its best to just not drink at all 👍

[sharp meteor]

raises paw

[violet fossil]

I can drink some whisky on the rocks

Just one though

[rancid granite]

kennie checks out

[rancid granite]

safe to say something is wrong with you then

and definitely NOT me for being unable to only drink ~2 beers

[violet fossil]

Why’s that lol

I don’t like beer at all

I can maybe stomach one

[sand sundial]

With good company? Who cares

As long as you're not being an animal that can't remember yesterday/someone who gets sick forcing others to take care of you

[wheat jay]

what if i dont drink at all?

[rancid granite]

then it means you're a good man and an adult :)

or maybe it implies you smoke too idk

[wheat jay]

im clean lol

as fuck

[lavish quest]

I can drink nothing and be chillin

I can also drink a lot and be fine

What's the point?

[urban skiff]

nah, the other one

probs easier to shut down though

[urban skiff]

Is Beefzercher a decent name for a HMT shaman?

HMT are weird, bodies like cows but antlers like møøses

I can't tell if I need møøse or cøw puns

[spice hornet]

Another shaman? You need to break 2k on the first one still

[urban skiff]

I did

in 2s though

😄

just straight up slapped down with these weird lobbies today

[sharp meteor]

[north thicket]

gz for 2k Zercher

2v2 is the master bracket

btw

I am shocked at the dmg MM can pull at plate 1v1

and the range

[spice hornet]

if i do heroic mogushan vaults for celestial mount on heroic can i do it again normal

i forget

[urban skiff]

I think my dam is getting better

this is sus asf right?

or do people just suddenly start greeting one another with Sü?

[worldly oriole]

time to start a subscription for final fantasy online

[urban skiff]

why?

butts?

[urban skiff]

this is why i can't cliimb

[copper fox]

I don’t think you can

[urban skiff]

pffffffff

fun lobby

[urban skiff]

Fucking gratz m8

[spice hornet]

ty Zercher ❤️

[frank knoll]

Yeah I die in one rapid fire/aim shot on my FDK

And I’m full gear

[urban skiff]

uhdk fire mage devoker lobby

I hate how long I have to wait every round before I can do anything

Just give me a disarm totem or something

[urban skiff]

why are people telling me to kick more, this is ozempic playing at 2500+ rating and he's kicking once per match

[copper fox]

Did he carry you

[urban skiff]

finally back

all I had to do was play at 1.30 in the night to get lobbies that aren't daytime ridiculousness

[copper fox]

That’s how it’s done

Infernion said the boost disc is always packed with boosters mid day

Then they q their own chars late @ night

[urban skiff]

I swear my biggest mistake is to do my first 1-2 shuffles in the daytime. Every time the first lobby there's a dps going 6-0 effortlessly

[urban skiff]

I cannot stress how much it feels like that

[copper fox]

I mean it’s real. Not every lobby ofc but mid day is boosting time

[urban skiff]

how do they even do it? Besides when it's fresh toons

if they're somewhat competent and queue up 3 dps at starter MMR they can always force a 6-0 for one of them

and starter mmr has a way tighter queue time because, i assume, there's a bigger pool

or is it just RMT players piloting other people's accounts?

[copper fox]

No I think it’s literally just a booster on 1 char in a fresh mmr lobby. 99% of boosters are going to 6-0 starting mmr lobbies

Yea

That

[urban skiff]

So I go into a lobby with a booster, there's a 1/3 chance one of them is a very competent booster. They rip out a 6-0 and I end up with a 2-4 and immediately get dumped down below the start MMR lobby. Next lobby I now have to beat my way through people who can't use defensives and die in 17 seconds

That's been my experience most of this season tbh

[green wharf]

why is your reason to keep doing btw

[sharp meteor]

"booster"

[urban skiff]

How is anyone supposed to carry a lobby where these guys die in the first 30 seconds?

[urban skiff]

I like pressing stormstrike

[worldly oriole]

chicks swoon when they know im a shuffle gamer

[urban skiff]

you have to keep doing that

Because if you tell them you're enhancement in 2s and over 2k you dehydrate them

[worldly oriole]

[urban skiff]

I don't understand why DH gets to do full rotation 360 aoe hit everything near them and enh has to manage a short buff to clap 5% of their damage to targets in a cone

Would be kind of interesting to see how enh would play if the evoker/dh designers modernized the spec with low regards to what people enjoy about it right now

[copper fox]

Making every spec similar would be whack

[urban skiff]

I'm not really thinking about making them similar

just how dh seems to have multiple uses for many of their abilities

enh has to swap between lightning bolt and chain lightning. If DH designers had touched enh CL would hit harder but have a cooldown or something

[green wharf]

but that is not a shaman

[urban skiff]

it's the peak shaman

The first ability you learn is to slap people with a stick

[green wharf]

i personally think this season suck balls, so i dont care about it anymore

rather get the mounts with the event and the sets

[urban skiff]

what makes it suck?

[green wharf]

or play divinity

[urban skiff]

DoS2 or which divinity are you playing?

[green wharf]

too longer Q times, preog, some dumb comps, FDK being shit imo, lots of wintrading in shuffle and blitz

people actually cheating

[urban skiff]

Are you affected by the shuffle wintrades? How do you even know?

genuine question btw

[green wharf]

now and then i saw people teleporting across the map, being unale to hit then while they hit you

[sharp meteor]

people arent wintrading

at 2k

[green wharf]

the new arena is bugged so me playing unholy and BM got me fucked a few games

[green wharf]

its not that im affected that much, but it does kinda diminish my general hype for the game knowing its happening

[urban skiff]

if I was going to go up to high end and didn't have the skiills I would be wintrading my way up there, no?

And the more characters you want up, the even more you need to lift them up

[green wharf]

like, when i was climbing with the specs and classes i played i did got some prot paladins wintrading

and its giga lame

[urban skiff]

If football has blatant cheating at world championship level, I don't see why we expect blizzard to completely eliminate it in a hobby video game

[green wharf]

seems a bit like slippery slope here

there was some rare cases of people using automatic buttons like automatic spell reflect, but that i only got 2

[urban skiff]

i guess a bit maybe

[green wharf]

south america ping is also shit sometimes but that is just a nittpick on my end

[green wharf]

it is the original sin 2 that im played

i just got out of fort joy

[urban skiff]

aww yir

first time?

[green wharf]

ye

i was playing bg3, but my pc gets too fucking hot

[urban skiff]

If so, do yourself a favour and don't play Fane as your first character, save it for a second playthrough

[green wharf]

so i pussy out and download divinity

[urban skiff]

DoS2 is my favorite game

[green wharf]

i always play custom first

[rancid granite]

lmao syeg i just said the same thing about ff16 today

[urban skiff]

unfortunately eventually it got too easy and became too much of a game

[rancid granite]

its PLAYABLE but i dont wanna melt my laptop

[urban skiff]

every fight was approached the same way and i was even playing solo honour mode

[green wharf]

and i dont even see how bg3 is that much heavy

is almost the same as divinity

[urban skiff]

too formulaic

[urban skiff]

what kind of settings are you playing at?

[green wharf]

the lowest of the low in bg3

by divinity i can play high and doesnt bother my pc

[urban skiff]

after i got steam's new overlay I realized I have 99% GPU utility in BG3 when playing

[green wharf]

thats why i still play wow too

[urban skiff]

I enabled dlss performance and hit rock solid 144 fps and dropped to like 70% GPU

[worldly oriole]

i really wanna get this felbat and call it ggs for retail

[green wharf]

🤔

i will revist that after i finish divinity

cause now im invested

[urban skiff]

Good luck

that game is HUGE

It feels bigger than bg3 in terms of content

[green wharf]

i figure it, i just now got out of fort joy and i was playing for hours

but i have to go back to finish the quest of the undead dude whow as trapped in a spear

[urban skiff]

The game feels so big and then you escape fort joy and realize how small that part is

And not only can you wipe out all the super high level NPCs right outside the gate of Fort Joy at the very start, the game even has a different story route if you do manage to do that. It's absurd

booo

third time now, feels like it's a mistake to accept

[green wharf]

thats q dodging, but some people will say that only happens at 3k mmr

[urban skiff]

they should have dodged me tbh

healer diff though

getting fucked by yet another healerdiff lobby

[worldly oriole]

lol que dodging is when you have someone on your friendlist and wait til they are in a game so you dont get them

[spice hornet]

That happens at 2k?

[sharp meteor]

worst gameplay u seen in ur life

[copper fox]

No because anyone worth dodging is only @ 2k for 1 game

[sharp meteor]

and ya nobody dodgin at 2k

their kid hit their other kid or somethin

[copper fox]

lol

[rancid granite]

any of u get tyarel's charger yet

i think wowhead lyin

[copper fox]

Nope

[rancid granite]

yeah lookin at forum etc just not in the event

shame

[green agate]

is WG fixed?

I was flying over to the Nexus on my mage for a mount run and got kicked off flying over WG

like an in server WG, not the instanced BG

its all fully working with captures etc, guards and what not

I haven't seen a non broken 'uninstanced' WG in years

[green wharf]

its being years since i went there so i dunno

[lavish quest]

Got a mount not buffed by the event

Get fucked yall

[urban skiff]

only drops from goblin kills and not boxes, correct?

[verbal tangle]

I have Tyreal's Charger from the last Diablo event

[urban skiff]

the fuck is going on

[sharp meteor]

no penalty for leaving if u have no cr

[urban skiff]

no yea i know that, but I've seen so many leavers

[spice hornet]

@urban skiff @sharp meteor what did you do for 4th?

[urban skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-damn-confused-wait-what-gif-7472253790927922695

Nothing, because I'm not in bread

https://tenor.com/view/dog-bread-meme-googly-eyes-lick-gif-4828919955563198017

[urban skiff]

what is this absurd about of cc done/taken at fucking 1600

🫠

So saturday morning shuffles are the same as daytime shuffles right now

straight up what is going on

super below MMR and two MM hunters, queue was really short, it's like the matchmaker algorithm just broke

[fierce elm]

@urban skiff passed the shitty course woo

Gotta find a 11 week internship now

[urban skiff]

fuck yeah I'm not surprised why are we celebrating your success over barely the bottom level

[fierce elm]

lmfao

[urban skiff]

what kind of internship

[fierce elm]

Its for school

11 weeks of somewhere that has relevancy to my education

So somewhere that programs in PLC and has a bunch of automated stuff pretty much

where I get to be a wire monkey

[urban skiff]

PLC fabrication is where money is at

My dad actually works somewhere where they need people like you

they also provide upward mobility for wiremonkeys who can and want to do more

[fierce elm]

Absolute autistic people?

But yeah, shoulda contacted people a few weeks ago

but cba

now I gotta do it

[urban skiff]

actually yea

it's a shame it's the wrong country

they're really big on community stuff

and they have a profit split program for all employees, really cool place

[urban skiff]

what is with these shuffle lobbies?

double dh this time

[fierce elm]

STOP SAYING THIS

I DONT WANNA MOVE

[urban skiff]

haha

A møøse once bit my sister

[wheat jay]

Did she turn into a weremoose?

[urban skiff]

alsø alsø wik

[green wharf]

[urban skiff]

Rate my castle

[jovial torrent]

its time to equip the klinda mog

[long night]

Do i just give up vs BM/Priest? as arms? i dunno how wtf...

[tribal wedge]

skill check them

[long night]

so fight dont ff

i feel like my warr is kinda slippery latlehy from camera settings

i dunno what i did with adcance interface

Clustrizing bolts like the belt of the overcharged devs

helps when i aoe the pets

u know extends a mins or 2 before death

I really hate BMs

man

[worldly oriole]

just put on like 1/4th of a can of axe body spray before work

[fickle forge]

No, just win

You beat them up until 2.4k

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/903699279967846441/1390820480268632085/image.png?ex=686a4ec2&is=6868fd42&hm=8bcf798ca7309aa12dd7f90137a77ea7d1a88033b01e615e4992c0061dae3d97&

[wheat jay]

What is this winrate wtf

Jesus christ

[sand sundial]

Psychopath

Talking about all that as if he still wouldn't be a loser, even if he wasn't lying lmao

[fickle forge]

It's even worse in 3s

[green wharf]

wtf, almost 5 THOUSAND games?

isnt for this season right

[wheat jay]

I dunno man I'd quit xD

Im surprised i even played so many games for glad lol

But then again I was the weak link there xD

Worst player on a spec with most responsibility smh

Should have rolled dh or ret back then xD

[worldly oriole]

is enhance good in MOP

[jovial torrent]

pretty sure i remember turbo being one of the better comps

[worldly oriole]

bout to roll panda enhance

for zercher

[jovial torrent]

guna run me good ol ooooman war

i wana get the red glow so bad i just hope lfg isnt complete trash

tho with how many changes the sod team are making to mop id hope they would intervene if its bad

[fickle forge]

Can we delete mistweaver from the game

[sand sundial]

++++

[worldly oriole]

I have a 55 war 65 dk

[green wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/elon-musk-nod-cap-white-house-elon-musk-elon-musk-nod-gif-1745564845115574167

[ancient dirge]

I think I’ve had a few classic players send the same thing when I beat them in a greed roll for a green

[lavish quest]

Not till mage is gone

Thanks

[worldly oriole]

last time I went to Kmart I bought every scent of axe body spray

[sand sundial]

🤢

Walking public health hazard

[urban skiff]

Fuck yeah

[frank knoll]

We are all gonna make it bros

[violet fossil]

wtf lol

[frank knoll]

I would just find another game to play at that point

[green wharf]

is this seriouslly in this season

it cant be

like, is that humanly possible

[frank knoll]

Maybe he’s a win trader

Scuff his MMR on purpose to hang out in one MMR range and carry bads

[rancid granite]

maybe he just has no life

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-world-of-warcraft-wow-how-do-you-kill-that-which-has-no-life-no-life-gif-18347088

calling people a win trader for sucking is low key such a good insult

[frank knoll]

Yeah how do you spend that many hours and still suck

[fierce elm]

The same way we spend years being mediocre at normal things

[rancid granite]

it's an art form to turn off your brain and do something

some people forget to turn it back on tho

[fierce elm]

Maybe my guy is like 80 years old and have nothing else to do

maybe he is a depressed teenager with no friends

Or maybe, maybe he just likes playing the game and doesn't hyperfocus on pixelated numbers

[frank knoll]

Time to die

[frank knoll]

So was everyone else
Fix it

[fierce elm]

lmao

[frank knoll]

But that’s the whole game

[rancid granite]

still a decent chance he's a normal middle aged guy and toxic af tho

[frank knoll]

Trade chat in US servers is full of people arguing about Trump
In EU servers I bet it people arguing about Brexit and migrants

[fierce elm]

no lmao

EU servers are arguing over trump too

[frank knoll]

Why
Why does anyone over there care

[rancid granite]

its exciting

a drama movie etc lol

[fierce elm]

Because unfortunately the US is large enough that it impacts all other countries in the world when said country is quickly devolving

[frank knoll]

Aside from like
How he wants the US to leave NATO

[fierce elm]

So yes

its in the interest of everybody

[frank knoll]

You guys will probably be okay if the US collapses
Short term pain but the world can move on

Are people in the EU scared of Russia

[fierce elm]

depends on how close you are to them

[worldly oriole]

EU argues about trump for the meme lol

[green wharf]

if you have 80 years old you have no time to play that much games

you have to nap a lot

[sand sundial]

Obviously

Not scared of Russia

But the whole situation

War in your borders isn't very fun

[fast basalt]

i dont think i can do this

i am just

so

so

bad at warr in pvp

[fervent acorn]

where pvp how to guide

idk what buttons prio

too many buttons

[rancid granite]

idk if there's such a thing as bad at warr

[north thicket]

Not scared of the cousins, bro

Been there, done that - born before the Wall came down

Ironically, Russia are more likely to keep their promises (whatever they are!) than US

[iron ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/zangief-dancing-ending-gif-10310757

[north thicket]

I am sad to see how our other cousins, Ukraine, are being betrayed

Sad world

Scary what it has become

(or maybe to what is has reverted to)

[worldly oriole]

thats a bodybuilder that can dance

[north thicket]

Zangief