#pvp

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copper fox
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So let’s see you push

sharp meteor
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honestly gonna be rough to learn all the dungeons and rly push now solo even as tank

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still fun tho i like the dunjo pool tank pov

worldly oriole
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yea

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i should just buy

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gears of war reloaded

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and a xbox

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xD

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i actually had a good session last night on wow. felt good but today was just lame as hell on alts with lfg

little junco
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idk what you mean, thanks tho

spice hornet
green wharf
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it was all that it took for the spec to function better

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who could have though

spice hornet
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its sad how much of a bait rend is

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despite how many talents interact with it and how many times theyve buffed rend

urban skiff
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how is it bait?

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I thought it was mostly dps neutral

green wharf
urban skiff
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they should remove the rage cost

green wharf
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deal no damage at the innitial bonk, the bleed damage is lame, its a waste of gcd when you could be bonking harder

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and it cost rage

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its awful

urban skiff
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why can't we have cool stuff like shaman discord?

copper fox
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Explain

urban skiff
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Rainbows are cool, where's ours?

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Are we going to let shamans outdamage us AND out-rainbow us?

copper fox
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We got a rainbow fat

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Rat

copper fox
iron ravine
spice hornet
green wharf
urban skiff
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what even is an emote reaction

green wharf
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we dont have different roles for the specs we play with dif colours like other cool discords

urban skiff
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are you guys ok?

green wharf
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warrior worst spec, with the most uncool discord medge

sharp meteor
copper fox
sharp meteor
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1984

iron ravine
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no way was anyone here born before 1990

copper fox
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lol….

sharp meteor
copper fox
sharp meteor
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aight

copper fox
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Reference too strong

green wharf
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isn't tony 54

urban skiff
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Watching supatease video on 2400 enh solo shuffle

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what is up with these enemies?

sharp meteor
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wym

urban skiff
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he can just slowly walk up to a moonkin and hit him

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at 2100+

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Is this another EU vs US thing? You won't find a moonkin above 1700 who just turrets without kiting

sharp meteor
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u think he clips the games where he woddles around and dies like a bot or what

urban skiff
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It's just a straight up 6 hour stream

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with all the nothing in between queues

sharp meteor
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games all over the place

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i went 5-1 in a triple caster lobb on prot warr

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and then again

urban skiff
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I think we've established already I'm not very good, but his first enh lobby looks so easy

sharp meteor
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buddy

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pal

urban skiff
boreal veldt
urban skiff
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are you being nice just because i'm levelling a MW?

boreal veldt
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nah someone just tipped me 200 on a 25 dollar tab, havin a good night

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spreadin the love

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also yes

urban skiff
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well there's that

urban skiff
urban skiff
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first 2v2 warrior ragequits 😦

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bro i'm just in here trying to figure out how to punch first aid

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I thought I was doing pretty well, for someone in 658 greens

urban skiff
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am i doing ok

lavish quest
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Gives big bootin

urban skiff
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nerf havoc, clearly overtuned

wheat jay
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Im.an enjoyer of constant pressure

cosmic field
urban skiff
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That's a meme

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man I am just S T R U G G L I N G

lavish quest
urban skiff
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what is my meat and potatoes heal for mw?

wheat jay
fierce elm
lavish quest
worthy fern
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@urban skiff I haven’t played it in a while but you’re def doing something wrong with that low of numbers

fickle forge
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He deliberately does stuff wrong

fierce elm
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if I queued into you I would whisper and call you a lovely person but you need to learn your spec lfmao

fickle forge
green wharf
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thats why i dont heal

graceful moon
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interrupt being usable during bladestorm is kinda herpes

green wharf
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why

lavish quest
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It's as it should always have been. Next, they'll let us do our full rotation in bladestorm

fickle forge
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I still have /cancelaura in my kick macro so I ain't taking advantage of it

lavish quest
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Well of course, it's only slayer

hasty pulsar
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on arms are u guys still running no rend/thunder clap build

fickle forge
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Yes

hasty pulsar
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is the 5ish% rend dam not worth it

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i guess could be lower

fickle forge
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Rend is just not competing well against Slam right now

green wharf
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slayer no

fickle forge
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You swapped it around brother

green wharf
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no

fickle forge
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Yes?

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No bleeds with slayer, bleeds with colossus

green wharf
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ah, i though he asked if people were runing red build on arms

fickle forge
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Yeah I know

urban skiff
worldly oriole
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bc time walking

spice hornet
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It feels WAY better imo

hasty pulsar
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like do we actually do more damage wuthout rend

spice hornet
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No rend or TC.

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Yes lol

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It’s just a filler ability

hasty pulsar
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is part of it just not having to press thunde clap

spice hornet
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Slams can hit over 2M

hasty pulsar
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ok

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going to start running it

spice hornet
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Calculate the damage of a full rend

hasty pulsar
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rend only seems to do around 5ish% of my dam

spice hornet
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And then compare to how many slams you could do in that window

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Exactly

hasty pulsar
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ok

spice hornet
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It’s the lowest prio filler ever

hasty pulsar
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plus just annoying to press it yea

spice hornet
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Yeah it feels awful

worldly oriole
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why am I able to see invincible reins?

fierce elm
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I miss when Tony wasn't shitposting 24/7

lavish quest
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You mean when Tony hadn't joined this channel?

spice hornet
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He got completely unhinged when he changed his name to Leavin Logs

worldly oriole
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they havent talked in the ww pvp channel in four days or something

copper fox
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Yea Tony got way too serious

lavish quest
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His rating too high

worldly oriole
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what is dastardly duos?

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vinnie sweets sent me a message about it

green wharf
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some shit timegate stuff they put to keep subs on

fierce elm
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holy fuck no way it has an ARTICLE?

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no way

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its a for a mount basically

worldly oriole
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was hoping for a new 2s bracket

green wharf
prime solar
prime solar
lavish quest
warm plinth
fierce elm
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Bloodletting as spear what the f u c k

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also second wind the hfuck

warm plinth
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I play rbgs lol

fierce elm
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this is the standard bitch one

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alright makes sense

warm plinth
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not high enough rating for it to matter either

fierce elm
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With Concussive blows being a flex point

warm plinth
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low rating

prime solar
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I really like spear so Im going to keep it.

fierce elm
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If spear drop bloodletting

prime solar
fierce elm
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and run crit on exe instead

prime solar
fierce elm
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y

prime solar
fierce elm
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so this

prime solar
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Nice. got it. giving it a shot now.

hot solstice
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How?

rancid granite
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but nop nothin but like a toy and a mount

wheat jay
violet fossil
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greedy emissary

rancid granite
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yeah whenever next patch is right

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11.1.7

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oh 2 weeks

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that makes sense dastardly duos some nonsense to hold people over til then

chilly pivot
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hmm ppl didnt play with rend or?

boreal veldt
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no one likes rend

novel crater
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Rend still seems to hit like a wet noodle even after buffs

fierce elm
elfin surge
lavish quest
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Rend, deez nutz

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Gottem

chilly pivot
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was thinking that was good lol

spice hornet
# hot solstice

I’ve seen something like this before. No idea how they do it

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Probably messing with encodings and possibly messing with your locale

distant wharf
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is solo shuffel a thung

fierce elm
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is it a thung

fickle forge
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Just thung about it

distant wharf
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do ppl play it

fickle forge
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Yes

fierce elm
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what does that even mean

fickle forge
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Ignore Afro

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People do play it

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It's the most played bracket next to blitz

distant wharf
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ah cool

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how do ppl gear so fast now days

fickle forge
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Play rated or farm WPvP crates

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Crates is the fastest, but most tedious

distant wharf
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can i gear buy doing solo shuffles or its to slow?

fickle forge
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It's slow that way

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But you gotta grind some bracket to get the conq

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Daily wins is a decent chunk and weekly Qs

distant wharf
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do i craft rings first?

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is this fine for arms

fickle forge
fickle forge
distant wharf
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cool, do i put emb on the rings?

fickle forge
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Yes

visual plover
distant wharf
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this is better?

prime solar
fierce elm
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You can always do w.e you want

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but its the proven best one

fickle forge
prime solar
fickle forge
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Clap and Rend is more cleave, but when you're slayer you don't really care for cleave

spice hornet
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im enjoying this

sharp meteor
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ya i kind of want that

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hm is arms jugger nerfed in pvp idr

copper fox
spice hornet
copper fox
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Have to I can’t give up

sharp meteor
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Arms is better and easier. okayge

copper fox
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I know sadge

spice hornet
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it took some adjustment, but arms is feelin somewhat similar to pre-nerf fury

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sorta

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@copper fox spriest lobbies when the spriest is paired with another priest or paladin and they don't overlap so you have to kill the spriest effectively 10x over

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or a MW

copper fox
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Right but ask me if I ever stopped pressing W at the spriest the entire game

spice hornet
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had spriest/mw/ret on one team and the dude just couldn't die

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Never

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feels so good to W key them

copper fox
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Sp ret mw sounds so toxic for warrior tho lol

spice hornet
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except some of the slippery ones that pull you around pillars can turn the tide

copper fox
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A good ele + ret is impossible

spice hornet
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yeah it was dumb. too many cds to get through while damp just ramps too hard

copper fox
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Mw is weird even players @ the same mmr they’re either gods or complete flops

green wharf
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i still feels like they overnerfed execute

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its doing way less damage than before

spice hornet
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yeah i was seeing like 5-6ms pre-nerf

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and now i have never seen above a 4m

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that's way more than 15%

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meh. not too bad . Wow there are a lot of arms warrs above 2.4 lmao

copper fox
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It’s so free for arms rn feels easier than fury was even before the nerf lol

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Mainly pre arms nerf

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Every got their 2.4

fierce elm
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Can confirm

copper fox
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lol

spice hornet
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ah i was taking a break basically

verbal tangle
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I'm 2254 on Fury War in Blitz and that's near top 150

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Fury is just fucking nowhere

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I'm pretty sure at 2400 I could be competing for Prized Marshal

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Which is fucking wild

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Ok it's more like 2520~ or higher, but that's still dumb

copper fox
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Prized marshal is 2972 rn

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As fury

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lol

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Idk where you’re getting your numbers

urban skiff
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cdew seems like a pretty cool guy

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timestamp for when he says enhancement shamans are the best players

green wharf
urban skiff
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@rancid granite

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maybe his brain broke after he lost to F-tier

verbal tangle
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So we are both wrong, because Baj is 2933 at 0.11%

green wharf
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its normal to get 16k of gold in a single weekly quest?

visual plover
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wat

copper fox
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@verbal tangle

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Those are the r1 spots tn

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Rn*

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It’s 2972 atm

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So only you are wrong for now okayge

green wharf
visual plover
green wharf
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kinda

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you get to do something like finishing a delve or complete 4 world quest or defeat 2 world bosses

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then you get chest with a piece of gear, crests and gold

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usually its just 1.6k gold or 3.5k if you are luck

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first time i got 16k

violet fossil
green wharf
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wild

verbal tangle
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Fuck I was trying to manually calc it

urban skiff
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enh confirmed better spec than fury in shuffle

copper fox
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So wait what’s your excuse

green wharf
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EU

spice hornet
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We love Zercher here

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The enh main that loves the warrior discord

urban skiff
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and I've burned myself enough on daytime shuffles to just give up on that nonsense

urban skiff
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before then I was feral/fury

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But fury has felt weird all of TWW

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😦

green wharf
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i liked fury in S1, s2 is meh

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you need full mastery, but now you need haste too

boreal veldt
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so

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do we still like battlefield commander as a talent?

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cause it's pretty hard to unlock it

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i love it's effects, but it does so much

green wharf
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how its hard to unlock?

boreal veldt
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it's mostly just having rally as a root break, ya know

green wharf
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it reduces the time of fear and gives you stamina

boreal veldt
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yes

green wharf
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i think people also run for the 5% damage extra with dragon roar, as everyone bennefit from it

boreal veldt
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correct

green wharf
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i think you meant to say you dont like how its so good and basically mandatory?

boreal veldt
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yeah why wouldn't you lock it, it's hard to unlock

urban skiff
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Lmao this timestamp

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Perfectly describes every time i see a boomkin

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"I would personally put boomkin down in the B category with Aug evoker. I don't really want to play with them. I also don't really want to play against them because unfortunately when they're against me, I feel like they are just permanently pre-cog cloning my entire team and then when they're on my team, they're standing in the middle of the map, you know, tanking every single interrupt just struggling to stay alive"

lavish quest
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Look what you did @urban skiff

green wharf
rancid granite
green wharf
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it took 15 days to change to chirstimas icon, but only 4 days for pride...

fierce elm
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CHRISTMAS SUCKS

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This icon kinda cute ngl

fierce elm
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The Paladin discord one goes dummy hard though

green wharf
fierce elm
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It goes DUMMY HARD

elfin surge
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legendary

rancid granite
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pretty fucked up cause it's also men's health month

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and yet emoji reactions and customs emojis are not enabled

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what about our mental health????

fierce elm
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lmao

lavish quest
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Didn't ubisoft make the call; men's mental > pride?

rancid granite
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we can have both

lavish quest
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Icon change to the chad meme but the it's holding a sword and the face is replaced with a man's brain when????

rancid granite
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custom emojis and emoji reactions are away to express our FEELINGS and EMOTIONS

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but these mods are like 'man up' 'just be a man' 'suck it up' 'be tough'

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it's very toxic

fierce elm
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lmfao

rancid granite
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@rapid moon is female this is all adding up now

fierce elm
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You are really passionate over your reactions

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lmao

rapid moon
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man down..

lavish quest
fierce elm
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I swear Aatos have been doing this for more than half a year

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lmfao

rapid moon
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always man up never man down sad_yeehaw

rancid granite
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I LET IT GO but then everyone else keeps bringing it up too

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so i decide to double down and help the revolution

rapid moon
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Do you need someone to talk to my friend

fierce elm
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lmao

fierce elm
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MUD has been bullying him by reacting to his messages

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which is even more funny

rancid granite
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and the men here agree with me even Afro

fierce elm
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I was here when Discord introduced it

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and I saw the words people spelled out beneath messages

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kek

lavish quest
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Aatos every morning when he can't react:

fierce elm
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It was ruined by the generation before you

rancid granite
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:^)

fierce elm
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lmao

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yeah but that gets auto-moderated

lavish quest
fierce elm
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Can't auto-mod reactions

lavish quest
fierce elm
lavish quest
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So desperate to apply half a brain cell and put a space in it or something

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Or can get a little arty with it

rancid granite
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can also be grown ups and allow emojis and then when once every 3 months someone abuses it give em a ban

fierce elm
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lmao

lavish quest
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How long before Aatos overthrows the warrior discord government just to take back custom emojis?

rapid moon
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Surely the 3 month estimate cant be accurate from someone with 14k messages in this channel

rancid granite
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it's rude to count messages

fierce elm
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We cannot be trusted with the power

rancid granite
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i've not been around when emojis were enabled so i guess i dont know how often people are gonna abuse pepe and cat and dog emojis

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kind of a big deal i know

lavish quest
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We must be trusted with the power

fierce elm
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and now with the GIF reactions that flash colors

lavish quest
fierce elm
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it would be pretty fucking aids

elfin surge
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I trust my pvp bros

fierce elm
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MUD you spend your days working at a factory and then going home to do 2s with E-girls

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We don't trust you

rancid granite
lavish quest
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#mudfornewdiscowner

rapid moon
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Just ask mud to react for you and then he can remove his after you react

fierce elm
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lmao

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@elfin surge react to Vels message with a thumbs up

rancid granite
lavish quest
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Mud gets around okay? He ran a KFC and worked at Amazon. Now he at a factory and has an egirl

rancid granite
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this works. so instead of emoji reactions ill just tag vel and mud :)

fierce elm
elfin surge
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Vel made a mistake typing here now she's the new pvp mod

rapid moon
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I will delete pvp

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(again)

fierce elm
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stop

fierce elm
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I don't want to lose my messages again

lavish quest
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Grrrr

fierce elm
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In what channel would I relentlessly bully MUD and others

elfin surge
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Skyhold pvp chat is probably the most active of all the class servers for pvp

fierce elm
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The rogue one is okay active

rancid granite
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vel is the reason why men's mental health month exists

fierce elm
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but they only talk gameplay and theorycrafting

rancid granite
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and a stickler for rules

elfin surge
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I think mages talk about reading

fierce elm
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Unfortunately the difference between a 2kxp warrior and a 3kxp warrior is who can press mortal strike better

rancid granite
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hunter lodge doesn't even have a pvp channel

fierce elm
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and the Paladin one gets like one message per day

rancid granite
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you get the random 'hay guys wanna 2v2?' then plugs nose you cant say that here

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always makes me laugh

fierce elm
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but they also have #holy #ret and #pvp for pvp channels

fierce elm
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because they split their channels up

frank knoll
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DK one is active too

fierce elm
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From what I have seen the DK one is half degenerates

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and not the good kind lmao

frank knoll
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The rogue disc

elfin surge
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Dk pvp chat is pretty bad lol

lavish quest
rancid granite
lavish quest
frank knoll
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Mage disc was mostly them posting screenshots of 5 mil executes saying “Warrior is fine”

elfin surge
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mage disc is pretty good

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esp when magnusz joins it

lavish quest
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Don't you get banned if you mention lifting something?

elfin surge
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Yeah I was banned but got unbanned

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I asked a mod his bench

lavish quest
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Sounds like an authoritarian state to me....

green wharf
frank knoll
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Never ask a mod their bench

green wharf
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people on the dk server got mad at me because of it

elfin surge
lavish quest
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Much like here with reactions medge

lavish quest
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You're a mod

elfin surge
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dk pvp chat look up to flarkness for information that says it all

green wharf
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what i want is role for specs, so i can ignore everyone who play arms with bleed

elfin surge
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Petkick's twitch chat better place for dk info

glad fable
elfin surge
frank knoll
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DK disc rn is mostly DKs being doomer about the state of DK
I don’t think Flarkness is even in their anymore

glad fable
elfin surge
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flarkness quit i think

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Who took over? Keator?

frank knoll
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Flarkness is what I picture in my head when I think about what a WoW nerd looks and acts like

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Yeah Keator is the king over there

elfin surge
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Keator plays with devistonia

tight rain
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Im here for the memes to be honest

rancid granite
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aimed shot is so fun who needs 5m executes

green wharf
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the dk server has role for each spec, therefore its better than here

green wharf
frank knoll
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Skolandbones pretty prominent on the DK server also

green wharf
frank knoll
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And jacked

frank knoll
elfin surge
lavish quest
glad fable
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Mud posting everything but his squay

rancid granite
fickle forge
craggy cliff
green wharf
verbal tangle
elfin surge
craggy cliff
lavish quest
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Omg bros, we all got duelist

craggy cliff
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warrior in pvp is fun af

green wharf
craggy cliff
rancid granite
lavish quest
elfin surge
rancid granite
craggy cliff
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i've played other classes more than my rogues this expac

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kinda funny

rancid granite
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same with my warrior ;_;

lavish quest
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Can I get mod so I can react and custom emoji?

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I'm a good boy I swear

green wharf
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i wish i had more time to pvp on me hunter, my grandma was very sick this month and i dont have time to q gladge

craggy cliff
elfin surge
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I rerolled hpal

craggy cliff
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hope she gets better

lavish quest
lavish quest
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Mud be feelin the pride as of late

green wharf
fickle forge
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Why is our server icon looking like I am picking a colour in photoshop

tight rain
green wharf
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it is how it was done

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I love to kill alliance on my goblin war, im pretty sure it hurts more cuse its a small green little fuck

rancid granite
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it does

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lol

fierce elm
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Whats the point of an app order for mickey dees if they are gonna have me wait in line at the drive through

craggy cliff
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depends on the place

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they go inside or have a separate window in some places

fierce elm
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My ass gotta wait here now

craggy cliff
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weird

fierce elm
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I could pick up at counter

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but I didnt wanna leave the car lmfao

craggy cliff
rancid granite
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what're you 8

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why you going to mickey dees

fierce elm
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The entire point is me being lazy as fuck

fierce elm
craggy cliff
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ohhh you meant you ordered on the app

fierce elm
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Yeah

craggy cliff
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i thought you meant for delivery drivers

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lmao

fierce elm
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ordered on app

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Naaa

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Im here rn lmao

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waiting in fucking LINE

craggy cliff
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don't you get saving rewards or some shit

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idk i've never done those apps

rancid granite
fierce elm
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My GF wanted those fried apple pues

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Pies

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So I go here like agood boy

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save 1 buck through app

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Now this mofo at the window mad confused where my order is

fierce elm
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its decent savings tbh

craggy cliff
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I rarely do fast food these days tbh

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If I order out I try to at least go for something from a restaurant

fickle forge
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I'm done deadlifting man

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I can't stand this dumbass lift anymore

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I hate 0 lifts except this one

frank knoll
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Use the trap bar

fickle forge
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Maybe I should tbh

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Would spice it up

glad fable
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stiff legs 👍

fickle forge
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I do that sometimes but I feel like I am cutting corners when I do

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Stiff legs is what I do when if my squat has wrecked my legs

fierce elm
fickle forge
fierce elm
#

wh

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y

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give me a reason for why lmao

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It can be replaced with other things

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You aren't gonna compete so the amount of weight you lift is purely based on ego

fickle forge
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It's one of the corners of the holy compound trinity

fierce elm
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Okay?

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You don't have to deadlift

fickle forge
#

I will ignore your reasoning and continue to complain about deadlifting

rancid granite
worldly oriole
#

micdunalds is for adults too

spice hornet
#

McDonald’s hits

warm plinth
#

yeah in a bad way

elfin surge
urban skiff
urban skiff
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Any good addons for managing talents?

fierce elm
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create pages

lavish quest
urban skiff
lavish quest
urban skiff
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that's true

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but I didn't make the mods pay attention to me

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it's odd if people start reading what I type

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I still don't understand mw healing

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Like what specifically to do to fill people up when slapping isn't enough

fierce elm
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heals

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Are you looking at any guides lmao

urban skiff
#

I watched a full hour of mystikal

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Not any smarter

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apparently i have to learn two separate builds to play mw and now I'm super demotivated

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I just wanted to punchheal

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@fierce elm does ankle/wrist weights serve any real purpose?

fierce elm
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Its just added weight

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For weightlifting and powerlifting purposes, no

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For like bodybuilding, no

urban skiff
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I can see some niche cases like martial arts where the extra weight forces you to change momentum build/stop etc

fierce elm
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Sport specific training? Probably

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Swimming, Martial arts

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etc etc etc

urban skiff
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I kind of want some, just to walk around heavier

fierce elm
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just get a weighted vest at that point

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You can do more with that than with ankle weights

urban skiff
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could do both

fierce elm
#

Ankle weights gonna be dust-covered in a week lmfao

urban skiff
#

but I think I'm just chasing novelty

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I don't have work for the next month, then I get back for i think 1 week and then it's summer vacation 3 weeks

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I just need something to entertain me

fierce elm
#

Just learn mistweaver brother

urban skiff
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I'm getting there

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lots of reps in

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climbing down into the hole

fierce elm
#

that aint looking like good reps lmfao

urban skiff
#

I was playing with a guy who's never been above 1600

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wearing stuff all like this

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Not an excuse but could explain some of the struggle

fierce elm
#

wait are you zandalari

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or is that nightborne

urban skiff
#

nelf

fierce elm
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what the fuck

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the skin color threw me off

urban skiff
dense herald
fierce elm
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yeah like I will spot that brother

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I play two races in total

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Human or Orc

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lmfao

urban skiff
dense herald
urban skiff
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not sure what happened and why the eyes aren't glowing

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must be a monk thing

dense herald
urban skiff
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also troll toes

lavish quest
urban skiff
lavish quest
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Probably feet. I do have to follow a dress code. But who gonna get pissy if they under my pant legs?

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I'm a "professional"

urban skiff
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yuck

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technically me too

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but I can't believe anyone would trust me with a 5 dollar budget, much less a hundred million budget

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Probably why I don't respect my employer, clear lack of judgment

lavish quest
#

Sounds like you are well paid, I assume. Got openings? keks

urban skiff
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Absolutely not well paid lol

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I'm already heading out the door

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I'm between 2000 and 2700 euro underpaid per month compared to averages and peers

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and I'm well above average

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Job was comfy and now it isn't so from okt 1st I'm done

lavish quest
#

Tbf, I also am keeping an eye out for opportunities/throwing out the occasional application

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And wait... if you underpaid compared to avg, how are you well above avg?

urban skiff
#

Looking for jobs is so weird right now. Last recruiter who managed to weasel her way past my spam filter provided an 11 page pdf just for a single job

haughty jewel
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just invest in soloshuffle

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and start streaming

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and get rich like @elfin surge

urban skiff
#

I took a part of a job that takes 2-3 hours per time done and with an excel reduced it to 8 minutes for equivalent work

urban skiff
elfin surge
#

hi flokk

lavish quest
urban skiff
lavish quest
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I'm paid slightly above or below median for my age, depending on the source you use I guess

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So I'm doing fine, but need to keep it pushin

urban skiff
#

Put down 2-5km district heat pipes and pull components one joint at a time is so fucking inanely stupid

lavish quest
#

Rise the tax brackets

urban skiff
#

So I made it so you can select component types and sizes and shit and it makes a complete list of components

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I have a copy of that spreadsheet and the technique I'm using is applicable for a lot of complicated jobs of similar type so I might just rebuild and see if I can sell it. I talked to the sales director who is our main supplier and they don't have anything like that, but he agreed it's a really good solution

lavish quest
#

Just sell a course

urban skiff
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I have no intentions of competing for my food if I can grab a cushy manager job

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I love mysticall's approach to arenas

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Like cliff notes of the stuff that's really important

haughty jewel
#

mysticall taught me everything i know

urban skiff
fierce elm
#

what the hell is this abomination

urban skiff
#

unfortunately I don't know much

urban skiff
haughty jewel
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mysticall taught @opaque whale everything he knows as well

elfin surge
#

gladiator mysticall

urban skiff
#

this was just today

fierce elm
#

LMFAO

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Thats how you know they love you

urban skiff
#

Pretty sure this wasn't it

fierce elm
#

R1 people are very lacking in social skills so this makes sense

urban skiff
lavish quest
#

Applied for a terminal manager and a store manager gigs

fierce elm
#

is Thaderyl is every discord known to man

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he frequently posts in Hpala too

urban skiff
urban skiff
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I'm famous

fierce elm
#

lmao

elfin surge
#

the only good mws are feedgod and bank

urban skiff
#

i should stop ghosting people

haughty jewel
#

meep is good

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and woez

lavish quest
urban skiff
#

Is triton even real?

elfin surge
#

Merami good too

fierce elm
#

@elfin surge how do I play Mistweaver in 2s

lavish quest
#

Did app for a business analyst gig, but got rejected sadge

haughty jewel
#

zhang is good too

elfin surge
#

zhang not mw main

haughty jewel
#

ya but he might as well have been in df

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he was inayne

elfin surge
#

zhang is the best healer

haughty jewel
#

insayne

elfin surge
#

so baseline best mw

urban skiff
sharp meteor
fierce elm
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thanks dude

urban skiff
sharp meteor
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u run out of gas in like 2 mins

#

so be quick or be dead

urban skiff
#

When I do it it doesn't hit that hard

#

Be quick or dead is the only way to play

sharp meteor
#

idk my monk friend either kicks people in the head for 3-4m

fierce elm
#

You always remove about 40% when someone mentions damage numbers

sharp meteor
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or puts a 12 million dmg dot on them

elfin surge
#

kick mw is a dps

sharp meteor
#

fw hits hard enough to kill every sweep unironically

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blood/fw felt dece

urban skiff
sharp meteor
#

mw does fall off higher mmr tho

fierce elm
#

lmao

urban skiff
#

zappy

sharp meteor
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where people have hands and eyes and can space and kite

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but low-mid ur gonna smash most peoples head through the wall

elfin surge
#

wrong

urban skiff
elfin surge
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kick mw is good at high mmr

sharp meteor
#

i said falls off

lavish quest
sharp meteor
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which it does

elfin surge
#

it gets better at higher mmr

urban skiff
#

I literally have no clue what I'm doing

elfin surge
#

bad kick mw die instantly and do nothing

urban skiff
#

I just zap people

pastel swan
#

Enhance is a gateway drug to playing an actual caster

urban skiff
pastel swan
#

Nor deny

urban skiff
#

I played skirmish today just to get another hit

pastel swan
#

Bite the bullet and play ele

urban skiff
#

enh is the perfect spec

urban skiff
#

I'm hypersocial weirdo

pastel swan
#

I was struggling to hit 2400 on my lock last ssn bc all the warriors and hunters

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Logged in my ele Shaman who was like ~2200 and got elite in 4 lobbies it was so easy

urban skiff
#

I think you was struggling because you don't hug enough

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have you tried smiling more?

pastel swan
#

I’m logging my mage

#

Just bc u said that

urban skiff
#

Put on some nice clothes, smile more and don't speak unless the melee asks you a question

pastel swan
#

I was gonna be nice and log arcane

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But I’m logging frost

urban skiff
#

lmao

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I love fighting frost mages

#

Frost v Enh is peak arena

pastel swan
#

As shaman? I bet lol

urban skiff
#

I hate arcane and fire

pastel swan
#

Arcane is the funnest caster by far

urban skiff
#

Because they only have one iceblock

pastel swan
#

And I’ve played them all

exotic forge
#

If casters are anti-social weirdos, I'm convinced frost mages are sociopathic bastards

pastel swan
#

A stone bulwark with vanish and cloak and evasion lmaooo

urban skiff
urban skiff
#

I think that's why I love mages. every purge matters

pastel swan
#

Yeah they have a lot of stuff to purge

urban skiff
#

and if they play with rdru it's even better. They're going to try and use all the cc and I forget I have a stun totem and still win

exotic forge
pastel swan
#

U play greater purge?

urban skiff
pastel swan
#

🚨 PSA: You’re not BigDam. It’s time to retire the enhance and play a real spec

urban skiff
pastel swan
#

Lmao

#

I played BigDam ln. He did nothing for a minute then one shot my friend

urban skiff
#

You need WoW Arena Logs so you can share replays of what he did

pastel swan
#

Actually I think it was the night before last

#

He was with a demo lock and priest

#

And they didn’t do shit

exotic forge
#

Nothing beats holding back cds and your opponents still using defensives to then 1 shot em afterwards gladge

urban skiff
#

Idk what I'm doing but enh is fun

urban skiff
pastel swan
#

Damnnn

urban skiff
#

watching other people's matches is so funky

#

Like they just blew this guy up in 1 second

#

takes some getting used to, but the %number next to a second's worth of damage+healing is the resulting hp, not what they start with

#

so at -1 second he's at 94% and is taken down to 44% and then dead

worldly oriole
#

classic goes so hard

#

with the xp buff

#

xD

sharp meteor
#

ya classic is fun when u can skip it

#

because it's terrible

urban skiff
#

peak comment

lavish quest
#

Homie just hates it cuz no Vulpera

elfin surge
#

Homie just hates it cuz no Vulpera

exotic forge
#

Homie just hates it cuz no Vulpera

urban skiff
#

ON RETAIL??

exotic forge
#

On Retail?

#

Whatever happened to that guy btw?

urban skiff
#

he came back for s2 i guess

exotic forge
#

That win rate speaks volumes

verbal tangle
exotic forge
#

ON RETAIL?

lavish quest
#

Fr fr on retail

boreal veldt
#

on retail sadge

spice hornet
#

People with brains figured out long ago:

classic for leveling/journey
retail for endgame

#

Although with some of the later classic expacs there are still many questions on why someone would sweat and prog really old content

#

Just kinda sus that you’d go tryhard that content and avoid retail raiding which is uh newer and better

exotic forge
#

No point in going hard with it

worldly oriole
#

classic leveling is fun af ngl

fierce elm
#

how

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all you do is autoattack stuff until it dies

worldly oriole
#

i dont have to wait for q and cant lose

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or find teammates

fierce elm
#

makes sense

#

it's fun because its easy

lavish quest
#

I mean also stuffs more weighty and meaningful. From the buttons you press to the things you do

#

Good for chillin

sharp meteor
spice hornet
#

Tony always has the most fried takes

worldly oriole
#

lol

#

your profile pic is towelie bro @spice hornet

#

that's fried

lavish quest
#

That's not towelie bro

trail violet
#

If someone disarms you then do you lose the stats that your weapon gives too?

exotic forge
#

No

lavish quest
#

No, otherwise all those times I disarmed a mage would be technically helpful

violet fossil
#

not even towelie

lavish quest
spice hornet
trail violet
#

Disarming mage should remove weapon, silence them for disarm duration, and apply "damage incoming increased by 150%"

urban skiff
#

anbd disconnect them

urban skiff
#

according to supatease lol

copper fox
worldly oriole
#

lol

#

just hit upper like a absolute unit

#

getting photo ready @copper fox

urban skiff
#

Tony switching names is just gross

#

Stay Toby

worldly oriole
#

tobykeithlogleavr

#

new insta handle

#

4house

urban skiff
#

I want my money back

#

this is not the tony i paid for

spice hornet
#

yeah this version of tony is ass

inner sigil
copper fox
#

We want old Tony back

worldly oriole
#

i took a month off the gym became a new person

fierce elm
#

Where old Tony

urban skiff
spice hornet
#

Reapmon

#

Aatos

#

@rancid granite

#

Josh?

rancid granite
#

why are you doxxing me bro

spice hornet
#

In my end it randomly appears as Josh

#

Then it changes to aatos

#

Then it goes back

fierce elm
#

lmfao

rancid granite
lavish quest
#

Qfiend got dem hakz

fierce elm
#

lmao

rancid granite
#

rofl he said it the other day and i flat out ignored it so he said it again for some reason 😭

fierce elm
#

LMFAO

#

Unable to catch the hint

rancid granite
#

only happening after i got 2400 its hard being famous

copper fox
#

I want to be as famous as @rancid granite

fierce elm
copper fox
#

who the fuck is John

fierce elm
#

idk just guessing names to freak someone out

#

Everyday I will tag a regular here and say a random name and hope it's correct

copper fox
#

Im just here keeping fury alive and kicking

#

I would be pissed if my name was John ngl

fierce elm
#

John Smith

copper fox
#

Nothing wrong with the name but I don’t look like a John

#

At all

fierce elm
#

the most basic white man that existed

copper fox
#

Facts

#

My name is pretty common tho

fierce elm
#

same

#

You strike me like a Mike

#

but not a Michael

#

but a Mike

copper fox
#

You’re not far off

fierce elm
#

I fucking knew it

copper fox
#

Tf you mean you knew it you’re wrong

#

Lmfao

fierce elm
#

Close enough

copper fox
#

Yes

fierce elm
#

if Tony can high squat then I can be close enough

copper fox
#

Fair

fierce elm
#

On the topic of names, my SOs sister changed her name legally to Ninja

#

idk how that worked but its on her passport

copper fox
#

No way

fierce elm
#

Yes way

#

lmfao

copper fox
#

Bro what

fierce elm
#

idk

#

But it's on her passport

#

and her Legal first name

copper fox
#

It’s fine my step sister lives in her car in California and she’s 23

#

Fucking moron

fierce elm
#

lmfao

#

Yeah she isn't that far gone

#

It took my SOs entire family convincing me

#

and me seeing her passport in person in order to believe them

#

Like she legit gets packages that says NINJA on them

#

like what the fuck

copper fox
#

That’s crazy

#

If she lived in the US

#

That’s code for another word

#

YO WHAT UP NINJA

fierce elm
#

According to my SO her sister has free reign to do that, but I can't rename myself to Optimus

#

yeah I know lmfao

copper fox
#

🥷🏾

fierce elm
#

which makes it even more funny

#

It's an interesting world and I appreciate the little things

copper fox
#

Yea I will always find things entertaining but I can give 0 fucks about what anyone else does

#

I love that Tony squats high and is MLG in his brain it’s entertaining

fierce elm
#

lmfao

copper fox
#

I support it

fierce elm
#

I wanna support the delusional minds of people

#

it's great

#

Also missing my old gym rn ngl

copper fox
#

Same. I’m the furthest thing from normal myself so I can’t judge

fierce elm
#

I replaced the cool, actually like autistic but sort of functioning dude doing curls with a pepsi water bottle with broccoli haircut teenagers that huff glue

#

and it's such a fucking downgrade

copper fox
#

Yea massive downgrade

lavish quest
#

Nice

fierce elm
#

Like how the fuck are they constantly at the fucking gym

#

I went at 1am the other day, same thing

copper fox
#

She isn’t blood idgaf

fierce elm
#

went at 8 in the morning, same thing
went at peak hours, same thing

#

So far I have seen one cool dude because he lifts heavy weights and wears oversized clothing

#

and two extremely fucking jacked and yoked chicks

lavish quest
#

Even my blood sisters idgaf

fierce elm