pvp

[fierce elm]

or before

which is aids long hours

[worthy fern]

His recent league streams are entertaining as fuck though

[urban skiff]

look at all that cc

[fierce elm]

Pikaboo is absolutely a vibe

[worthy fern]

Yea apparently he does not play a single video game off stream

[frank knoll]

I forgot Pros actually practice

[fierce elm]

They don't just practice

they play the game for x hours a day

then do scrims for x hours a day

lmao

[worthy fern]

Mans said that the last thing he wants to do when he’s not streaming is game

[boreal veldt]

pika is an entertainer 100%

[frank knoll]

I remember in high school we did Halo 3 tournaments
And actually faced people who were good and practiced and lot and got smashed

[fierce elm]

Some clearly prefer to compete rather than stream

or stream very casually

[urban skiff]

dad always told me never turn my hobby into a career. All it does is teach you to hate your hobby/outlet

[fierce elm]

Some just want to vibe

but really, I wouldn't read into it too much tbh

[urban skiff]

It's the curse of streaming

[worthy fern]

Yea idk if he hates streaming but I can see like if you do that all day you would rather relax

When off stream

[fierce elm]

I would like if some higher end people would stream but fuck it

[urban skiff]

eventually you get so good you have to decide if you want to stay authentic or if you want to make more money

[fierce elm]

Pikaboo openly loves streaming lmfao

Like straight up

[fickle forge]

This is looking like a no kick/ground angle to me

[fierce elm]

He can do w.e he want on stream

he can be with friends

he can play WoW

[worthy fern]

He hit his stride with the classic wow shit and never looked back

Variety now

[frank knoll]

He smokes a lot of weed I think

[fierce elm]

he can do w.e he wants

[urban skiff]

they were good at avoiding it, but i also played without grounding totem

who do you think won?

[frank knoll]

Just like Crusaders ripping lines of coke off stream

[frank knoll]

You ever notice he w he’s always blowing his nose and rubbing it after he goes off camera

[fierce elm]

lmfao

goddamn you are invested into this way too much

WAY TOO MUCH

[fickle forge]

No ground into hunter+Rdruid

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/872557080819691591/1197960412843479140/IMG_0975.mov?ex=6830b493&is=682f6313&hm=e861b751ee3106c9aa9430f3bd66fb03c02d8e225e988c1c5f4815f3fb7f43e3&

[urban skiff]

didn't even need it

[frank knoll]

I’m just very observant lol

[urban skiff]

it's not like they were good or anyhing

basically our level

[fierce elm]

this is reading into it too much buddy

[urban skiff]

"bro are you done with your sets soon?"

"there's a line forming"

@fickle forge

but it's fine. We only hit 76% dampening

ignore the unused PI

[fierce elm]

You shoulda seen me and Kargish

we hit 75% Dampening

as Sub/Hpala lmao

versus ret/mw

we did win

[urban skiff]

you afk in stealth for 6 minutes?

[fierce elm]

no I just suck at rogue

lmao

and just send random bullshit

[urban skiff]

with sub that's the same thing

[fierce elm]

and hope for the best

[urban skiff]

you're starting to play more like me, brother

If you play liike me, you become me

[fierce elm]

Assa/Outlaw feels much easier to understand

[urban skiff]

what's hard to understand about sub?

[fierce elm]

I just don't get it

[urban skiff]

ambush evisc spam

[fierce elm]

I just don't get it brother

It just aint for me

[urban skiff]

Hit dance + that other off the gcd cooldown and ambush evisc spam until it's doneso

[fierce elm]

I am not some anime watching MLG dood

[green wharf]

sub is the easiest one lol

[fierce elm]

Absolutely not

Assa is monkey-brained

[green wharf]

of course it is

proof: i play sub

[fierce elm]

Assa is literally just spam dotting everything

lmao

[urban skiff]

but are you a michael bay ninja turtle?

[fierce elm]

You have ZERO burst to worry about

[turbid snow]

Which corruption do u get

The stat increase one?

[fierce elm]

void ritual

[urban skiff]

another discord said VR had already been extra nerfed

[fierce elm]

it has

It is nerfed by 75% iirc

[urban skiff]

more than just 50%+

yikes

[fierce elm]

its 350 stats at max stacks

about 20% uptime

[urban skiff]

where's the hotfix notes?

[fierce elm]

in 'general' its about a gem to each stat

It wasn't noted

[urban skiff]

the others get nerfed too?

[fierce elm]

Twilight dev is 70% iirc

and so is the tentacle one

[turbid snow]

I played someone with gushing

And it sucked

[fierce elm]

All of them suck

[turbid snow]

Was like 0.2%

[fierce elm]

yeah sounds about right

at least void ritual gives about a gem or two in stats

that decent

[turbid snow]

So I’d rather stays

Stats

[urban skiff]

the tooltips don't change while they're still in the quest log, what a shame

[fierce elm]

Twilight dev hits for like 100k lmfao

[turbid snow]

Once I get it

Is it account bound?

[fierce elm]

Warbound yes

onyl need to do it on one character

[turbid snow]

Perfect

[fickle forge]

Afro and I hit 86% damp today

[fierce elm]

86% even lmfao

BUT WE DID WIN

[fickle forge]

Into an MW monk that cocoon himself instead of his ret

[green wharf]

i did some bgs with void ritual

[fierce elm]

WE DID WIN

[green wharf]

didnt saw proc even ONCE

unless that shit is hidden

[urban skiff]

what I'm hearing is that if you queue into me and my wife we'd win

lol

[fierce elm]

It has like 20% uptime in Arena

with nobody else running it on your team

[fickle forge]

You might honestly

[fierce elm]

we were triple stacked and it had about 37% uptime

[urban skiff]

would definitely

[fickle forge]

This rogue was not it

[fierce elm]

Zercher wins into us

[urban skiff]

qfiend certified me as a jumpscare

[fickle forge]

He was playing AoE blind

[fierce elm]

my Sub rogue and your hpala is not it lmfao

[fickle forge]

No Gouge

[fierce elm]

Unfortunately

we are too high MMR for Zercher to face us

LMFAO

[fickle forge]

Blind lasted 1.8 sec at no DR

This my rogue btw

[fierce elm]

I am an assa gamer okay

I just dot and rot

no blind

[fickle forge]

Do you 1.8 sec blind on assassa too?

[fierce elm]

yes

Look man can't a guy fuck up

[urban skiff]

i have a hpal and my wife has a sub rogue

[fierce elm]

for someone who has had fucked up gear the entire season

you do talk a lot of SMACK

[urban skiff]

i need an upside down pineapple

[fierce elm]

Swinging?

[urban skiff]

lol

just partner swap

[frank knoll]

It’s cool that you play with your wife
My wife thinks it’s kinda gay that I play video games

[fierce elm]

But yeah my sub rogue is pretty fucking ASS

[fickle forge]

Nein

[fierce elm]

My assa is o k a y

[merry cove]

💀💀💀

[fickle forge]

He has to be humiliated till we find something more funny to make fun of

[fierce elm]

James CCing earthen wall

was pretty funny

[fickle forge]

Cause I WON with it

[fierce elm]

no

I WON with it

[fickle forge]

Okay we did WIN with it

But it was AWFUL

[fierce elm]

no I won with it

[fickle forge]

James CCing earthen grab
was pretty funny

[fierce elm]

then smacked some other dudes on my LEGEND WARRIOR in 2s

I can't believe James would CC earthen grab twice

[fickle forge]

Had to root the root totem

[turbid snow]

Aoe blind

Is actually good

I’m n some scenario is

[fierce elm]

ITs so fucking ass and nobody runs it

I just fucked my talent up

[turbid snow]

Imagine u have. A ret paladin casting searing glare and a warlock caring chaos bolt

And they are both off targets

And gouge kick is on cd

HUGE VALUE

and kidney

And vanish cheap

And shadow step

Damn rogues r so busted

[frank knoll]

Fatebound looks better than Deathstalker

Messed around on my rogue alt last season, my coin flips were hitting dudes for 6-700k

[fierce elm]

Fatebound is ASS

For assa

[frank knoll]

Then why are people playing it at 2800

[fierce elm]

That one guy sure is proving everyone

Its not ass as in Colo

but its not as good as Deathstalker

[cosmic field]

trying to proc deathstalkers mark for a 5 mil tops envenom feels ass after playing arms

[copper fox]

Imagine being # 1 and just always logging out as something ridiculous and making everyone think it can work

[fierce elm]

lmfao

[copper fox]

10/10 troll

[frank knoll]

You guys aren’t rogue players though

I would ask the rogue disc but I got banned from there soo

[fierce elm]

I keep up with the ladder and whats happening

even if I don't play Rogue

[cosmic field]

sudden demise is pretty good tbh

think if you re-apply bleeds in execute range it can hit pretty hard

[frank knoll]

I might log onto mine
Gear is free
And rating in blitz and shuffle looks free on assa

[cosmic field]

they are fun in blitz

compared to warr where you spin mid and thats itlol

[frank knoll]

Sudden demise kills through cocoon, turtle dark pact etc also

[cosmic field]

yh watching hunters waddle around slowly dying is chefs kiss

[green wharf]

fucking hate this skill btw

fatality should work like that if they dont remove it

[frank knoll]

Outlaw should have an execute

[fierce elm]

Outlaw needs a fucking rework

and not be a stealth-based spec

[cosmic field]

let them dual wield 2h

[fierce elm]

call it Fury

[cosmic field]

furry spec

[green wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/2omb-prayge-gif-24836248

[fickle forge]

?????????

[green wharf]

and not have gun pew pew shit

[fickle forge]

🎣

[green wharf]

cringe as fuck

[fierce elm]

Its a pirate spec

let them gun pew pew

Give them a Searing glare on a 30s cooldown that is them throwing sand in your eyes

[frank knoll]

I thought that’s what blind is

[cosmic field]

6m envenom on a dummy. Has NEVER hit that in arena

[fierce elm]

because the dummy is a dummy

[cosmic field]

😦

[urban skiff]

went with twilight dev

[worthy fern]

Removing stealth from outlaw would make me reroll instantly

Jsut making them a tanky brawler

[green wharf]

yeah, rework so it isnt

i think its dumb as fuck to force one thematic like that into the spec gameplay

[frank knoll]

It was cool when they had that enduring brawler PvP talent

Before it got nerfed

[fierce elm]

removed

[sharp meteor]

They are.

[green wharf]

this is what i want for my outlaw rogue

not pirate shit with lil pew pews

[fierce elm]

cool mask brother

[urban skiff]

this is what i want from my orc rogue

[green wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-side-eye-goofy-cringe-what-gif-10708284611264215060

[fierce elm]

SWASHBUCKLER

THROW SAND

EXPLOSIVE BARRELS

GANGPLANK

[fickle forge]

Can we give outlaw cannon barrage

It's like meteor/comet storm, but cannons

[fierce elm]

exactly

press R

ult

[frank knoll]

Yeah I wanna get into it
But as it plays now it’s too awkward

[green wharf]

whos ready for tomorow big arms nerf

[fierce elm]

ME ME ME

[green wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/piggy-gif-18097448555492112951

[frank knoll]

Really? I didn’t see a blue post about that

[fierce elm]

they announce tomorrow

for next reset

[urban skiff]

lol

i'm with afro

buffs coming to enh too

I can feel it in my ball

[frank knoll]

7% execute nerf

[fierce elm]

15%

or just revert

[frank knoll]

4% to all abilities

[fierce elm]

I got MS and OP -5% too

lmfao

[urban skiff]

Nah

30% nerf to colossus smash and 4% to all abilities

[fierce elm]

now that would bne wild lmfao

[copper fox]

@frank knoll thoughts on slack?

[fierce elm]

uhm akshually thats not optimal for growth

[copper fox]

I have 1 more double left or should I drop it down to 1 plate and hit it for a set of 800

[fierce elm]

aksuhally thats pretty bad for your nervous system whn in reality you should be doing one handed underhand grip cable rows with the rope wrappeda round your johnson at rpe 7.5 for 30 weeks

do the double pussy

[copper fox]

OBVIOUSLY

[fierce elm]

akshually

I can see you don't have your toes spaced optimally

[urban skiff]

If you don't do reverse upside down deadlifts are you even trying to hypertrophize?

[fierce elm]

you should drop to half a plate and do technique reps

This is an injury waiting to happen buddy

also idk if I could get 1 plate for 800 reps

before passing out lmfao

[frank knoll]

Not very science based bro 🤓

Gotta 1 legged light RDLs with lengthened partials for optimal gains

[copper fox]

I actually have single leg rdls at the end of this workout lol

[fierce elm]

uhm you should do them with the ankle attachment on the cable

[copper fox]

No i absolutely can’t lmfao

[fierce elm]

to really stretch and target the optimal length of your tibula

[copper fox]

I just want to do glute kickbacks and go home tbh

[fierce elm]

to really feel your gooch

You should do 1 plate amrap

lmfao

[copper fox]

I’d probably pull something doing that

Before repping 7 plates

[green wharf]

there is a lot of then

[fierce elm]

wtf

so many yet like three are all you need

[copper fox]

lol

[green wharf]

i marked only the ones i had

[urban skiff]

@sharp meteor smirmish

[fierce elm]

Peach one: Goated
White one: Goated
Ultra Watermelon: Good
Ultra Blue: Good
Rest? Ass

[sharp meteor]

[fierce elm]

make it easy

Actually Pacific punch is good, but its sugar so as

s

[green wharf]

Afro not ass man

prob into feet

[sharp meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/gary-oldman-the-professional-stansfield-leon-constipated-gif-6083794

Pipeline punch with low blood sugar

[sharp meteor]

Dang that's so many now

[urban skiff]

there's one missing

[green wharf]

the list is from 2 years ago, so they prob made new ones already

[frank knoll]

I saw a video where Nippard did an optimal science based program for a year and he actually got weaker and fatter

[copper fox]

Lmfao

[fierce elm]

Didn't he get stronger and leaner lmao

[copper fox]

I don’t follow him so idk

[fierce elm]

Yeah pretty sure he did

but who the fuck wants to science base lift

Rip some heavy fucking weight

[copper fox]

Boring

[fierce elm]

horsecock the fucking platform

Fucking york up some t-bar rows maxed out

[copper fox]

Exactly

[fierce elm]

ego-lift the fuck out of the leg press

Fuck the cable machine as you do one handed tricep pushdowns with two added plates on it

[copper fox]

Break shit and get kicked out of gyms

[iron ravine]

🤣

[worldly oriole]

i broke our mirror had to pay 500

[iron ravine]

why are you so violent tony

[fierce elm]

They kick me out because I lift too heavy but they say "Sir, please do not add plates on top of the dumbells" and I say "Sir, these dumbells don't go to 400"

[fierce elm]

also kek

They kick me out because I rack pull and slam the weights onto the rack so hard it moves, thats not my fault, its not constructed for me

[fickle forge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/897160788664520704/1373765272460202076/image.png?ex=6830e01c&is=682f8e9c&hm=c14f2f38ee0174d478badea9d5a0915e38df0846b9f53f1ac15c7fdaa2d67a46&

[urban skiff]

damage is kind of ok

proc rate is ridiculous

in pve it procs like every trash pack and apparently in pvp it's once every 2 minutes

just make it happen when i use ascendance bro

[fierce elm]

are you testing on dummy

am I gonna ruin this for you

[copper fox]

Tony is a freak

Strongest human in heee

Here

[urban skiff]

nah

[fierce elm]

freak of NATURE

[fierce elm]

Do you wanna discover it yourself

[urban skiff]

that it does 10% less damage vs players?

[fierce elm]

na

[urban skiff]

what then

[fierce elm]

go get it champ

report back after your game

[green wharf]

[frank knoll]

I legit think Simeon Panda is natty

[fierce elm]

Sometimes ya gotta let your children touch the stove to teach them

[urban skiff]

i have no clue what you're alluding to, you know full well i'm too stupid to figure it out even with 100 skirmishes

[fierce elm]

Im asking if you tested on a dummy

[urban skiff]

I tested on dummy

[fierce elm]

Thats it

[urban skiff]

but it's magic damage

[fierce elm]

nothing else

now go in a game

and try it out

and report back your findings

[urban skiff]

So it's only racials and vers that's going to reduce it

[fierce elm]

: )

[fierce elm]

GO MY SOLDIER GO

[urban skiff]

testing this for you now

[fierce elm]

gotta last long enough for it to proc kek

[urban skiff]

I mean

i have like 6+ minutes matches regularly in 2s

[fierce elm]

double DPS skirmishes

brother

[urban skiff]

nah

I'm testing the other thing

[fierce elm]

with hehehexd

what OTHER THING

[urban skiff]

LMAOAOAOAOO

[fierce elm]

oh

Interesting

[urban skiff]

@sharp meteor new secret tech is out

[fierce elm]

Too bad you have to be warbreaker for it

in the game

no?

[urban skiff]

hit warbreaker in room to get free extra charge of sharpen

what's stopping you from swapping when it's off cd?

[fierce elm]

Do you have enough time to swap off it

[urban skiff]

yea

45 sec

prep is 1 min

unfortunately it removes sharpen

at least they did that part right

[sharp meteor]

kind of minor but still neato

[urban skiff]

@fierce elm did you try not sucking?

[fierce elm]

lmfao mb

[fickle forge]

He did not

[fierce elm]

I did not try that part

thats my bad

wheres your dev damage @urban skiff

[urban skiff]

I don't have anything on my warrior

[fierce elm]

oh my lord

its warbound brother bear

[urban skiff]

I just logged it for the first time in a long time to check sharpen for you

all for you

[urban skiff]

I don't even like dogs

[fierce elm]

thats why you are dawgless build

[urban skiff]

that's true

I mean dogs love me, and i tolerate them and give them all the love and shit

but they aren't cats, which are just the superior pets

[fickle forge]

Also Zercher

[fierce elm]

thats a goddamn lie

[fickle forge]

You said you drove past my uni today

Which part?

[urban skiff]

northern one

[fierce elm]

Shoulda driven to Espresso place

[fickle forge]

Thefuck is northern one

[urban skiff]

I think near a thingy

[fierce elm]

Doxx him rn

[fickle forge]

NAME

[urban skiff]

by a road

in the place?

[fierce elm]

Give me his address rn

[fickle forge]

On the corner?

[fierce elm]

his full social security number

[urban skiff]

I think there was 2 lanes each way and a little green thing in the middle

[fickle forge]

Near mall or not near mall

[urban skiff]

not near a mall

idk if we even have that here

[fickle forge]

Not my uni then

[fierce elm]

smh Zercher

washed

[fickle forge]

Destroyed

[urban skiff]

ok so i drove past A uni and flipped the ghost of kargish off

[fierce elm]

lmfao

go try devastation now

RIGHT NOW

[urban skiff]

I can't

wife went to bed

but I'm dedicated to playing it until it wins me a game

[fickle forge]

Try survival hunter right now

[urban skiff]

i won't press the respec button until they change it to respect for people going enhancement

[fickle forge]

Just find a cute pet and name it after your wife

Gives extra conquest later

[fierce elm]

QUEUE A SKIRMISH RN

[urban skiff]

Someone contacted me on linkedin with a job and i just replied asking about the money

out of fucks to give

[fierce elm]

hire me rn

I have no experience

I am not out of school

but I am pretty cool irl

[urban skiff]

I'll hire you if you convince Bigmoran that I deserve free skill-capped for life because i'm such a hopeless case

[fierce elm]

Full benefits, remote work, 40k dkk per month

done?

[fickle forge]

I should get drunk with Afro one day

[urban skiff]

why start so low

[fickle forge]

Would be the worst time

[urban skiff]

I don't think he can hold his booze

[fierce elm]

I figured remote+full benefits

I am a lightweight tbh

[urban skiff]

those health freaks are always so bad at sports and drinking

[fierce elm]

Proud of it

wtf health freak

[urban skiff]

yeah you do like zumba and shit

[fickle forge]

I am until I eat

[fierce elm]

I have okay athletic ability

[fickle forge]

Then I am invincible

[urban skiff]

that's basically cardio for old ladies

and really fit young men who look like they're nearing their 60s

[fierce elm]

Me and Karg would just oil up after a single beer

not that I even drink beer

but

[fickle forge]

I am convinced a man only goes zumba cause his gf/wife convinced him

[urban skiff]

I'd go to zumba but I have nobody to go with

[fierce elm]

bring Karg

[fickle forge]

I'll hit trinket on that one

[urban skiff]

it's like bouldering, going alone just sucks

[fierce elm]

oil up

Do I buy the new store transmog and mouint

lmfao

[fickle forge]

Bouldering is sick

[urban skiff]

surfe

[fierce elm]

its 30 goddamn BUCKS

[urban skiff]

you're made of money

[fierce elm]

am I

[frank knoll]

Bigmoran lmao

[fickle forge]

One of my IRL homies has gotten like 3 injuries from bouldering

[urban skiff]

the one near ikea is goat

[fierce elm]

I am pretty poor

[fickle forge]

That's probably the one he went to tbh

[frank knoll]

Do what I do
Learn to work on Helicopters

[urban skiff]

i've been meaning to try one that doesn't lure my wife into a 3-4 hour ikea spree

[fierce elm]

I don't want to work on helicopters

I want to work on electrical shit

[frank knoll]

I contract and go all over the place

[fierce elm]

and ge zapped

and drink mad coffee early in the morning wearing reflex pants

[urban skiff]

when i went there last time i was humbled

[green wharf]

this guy?

[frank knoll]

I was in Africa this summer
Working on MI-8s

[fierce elm]

LMFAO

Bigmoran is so fucking weird

[urban skiff]

I was complaining to my wife that i have too much mass that doesn't contribute to climbing that makes it more difficult, and some 200kg round guy just flying up the same wall after giving me a look

[frank knoll]

He’s a brokie
I creeped his reddit one time

[fierce elm]

mogged

straight up mogged

[fickle forge]

We faced this dood

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1223649170007523500/1375176997298245774/image.png?ex=6830bce1&is=682f6b61&hm=f95dc71797817501d71595f452eb1db9bfceba9613d4799ba2b2e56402a33ae7&

[urban skiff]

I respect that, was one step on the way to being more humble

[fickle forge]

36 alts, all of them mages

[frank knoll]

Badass

[urban skiff]

yea that guy

[fickle forge]

Definitely has a bad ass from all that sweat

[urban skiff]

he doesn't return my calls

[frank knoll]

I’m gonna level a second DH
Play all haste for machine gun fel lances and go felscarred

[green wharf]

he is a what

[frank knoll]

By bad ass I mean autistic

[urban skiff]

i hear you can't play mage unless you have an untreated pilonidal cyst that is leaking butt-juice

don't look that up by the way

mages are gross

[frank knoll]

Brokie, poor, broke

[fickle forge]

You can't play mage unless you can name 10 books

[urban skiff]

brother your slang usage is broke

🫠

[urban skiff]

bible

can i play mage now?

[copper fox]

LMFAO

holy shit this guy is so washed

Can’t do shit without a 5s bracket

[frank knoll]

He had that Podcast

Technically PvP

They wanted to get Mud on the pod

[copper fox]

So bad

[frank knoll]

My family is from South Africa

[green wharf]

imagine thinking they could get a famous roblox player

[urban skiff]

oh that makes sense then

Please tell me you don't live in brazil now

[frank knoll]

Naw I was born in the US

[urban skiff]

[frank knoll]

I’m like Charlize Theron

[urban skiff]

you're a goddess?

please bless my guns

[boreal veldt]

[urban skiff]

so that I may flex the double snake in school and forever be known as the buff dad

[fickle forge]

He flames Kennie so I support it

[boreal veldt]

oh sorry, thought you said

please, bless, my guns

[urban skiff]

twin cobras

[urban skiff]

is that why kenni is so upset?

[frank knoll]

Kennie is the best multi classer here show respect

[copper fox]

No reason to be upset when people who can’t play @ your lvl flame you tho

It’s more comedy than anything

[fickle forge]

I hate on Kennie cause he's playing vulpera

There is no other reason

[urban skiff]

Goodbye bonus, work is apparently €10m behind last year

[fickle forge]

Cutting feels like sitting cc in WoW

[opaque whale]

Nah

[green wharf]

gushing wounds seem ok 🧐

[urban skiff]

how long time did you test that over?

just count mortal strikes total number of casts if you don't have anything else

[green wharf]

2 colossus smash windows

[fickle forge]

Stop hitting dummies

Go arena

[green wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-bizzare-adventure-rohan-kishibe-i-refuse-gif-26066583

[urban skiff]

HOW IN THE EVERLIVING FUCK DID WORK SPEND 351M ON GOODWILL

WHAT THE FUCK

I'm going to bed but i'm doing it angrily

They can't give us a bonus but they can blast through the budget with goodwill what the heck

@fierce elm hire me rn

65k dkk per month and 8 weeks paid leave per year

2/10% pension and i guess throw in a small mercedes

[green wharf]

i love that you can make pvp gear now, tweak some gear and i have perfectly 30% haste as arms, it feels smoth like baby oil

[urban skiff]

how much haste do you actually want?

[green wharf]

i have enough now

[fierce elm]

HIRE YOU FOR WHAT

I DONT HAVE A JOB LMFAO

[urban skiff]

Idk, emotional support idiot?

[fierce elm]

HIRE ME

I NEED MONEy

I GOTTA BUILD A NEW PC

GET A TATTOO

I WANT ANOTHER CAR

Im having a midlife crisis rn

Im boutta spend 30 bucks on the new fucking WoW bundle

[urban skiff]

If you can't weld outside in the freezing cold and rainy weather lying on your back i'm not going to buy you

[fierce elm]

because I want the stupid flaming helmet

[fickle forge]

Afro doesn't need your help, he can put legend on the cv

[fierce elm]

Teach me how to weld and I gotchu

Like Im really bouitta buy this stupid fucking bundle

to get the stupid FUCKING helmet

[green wharf]

first world problems

[urban skiff]

I can't weld worth shit. All i've done was exhausts on rust buckets i just needed out the door

[fierce elm]

Oh it absolutely is first world problems

and I am gonna scream about it

[fierce elm]

get your work to send me to welding school and I gotchu

WHY IS THIS HELMET NOT SOLD SEPARATELY

[urban skiff]

We dont hire welders directly

[fierce elm]

I DONT WANT THE MOUNT AND I DONT WANT THE OTHER MOG

[urban skiff]

Also your a buzzy boi

[green wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/rylan-gay-cry-gif-22809597

[fierce elm]

Im not a buzzy boi yet

In 6 months

I am a buzzy boi

[urban skiff]

The fuck you doing now then

Focus on school

[fierce elm]

Just need to find a internship

[fickle forge]

You're gonna wear it for 3 days and then swap mog

[urban skiff]

Or start OF

[fierce elm]

I am focused on school wdym

Somewhat

lmfao

Idk, the shit we are doing is just simple monkey brain stuff

and the books doesn't go indepth on anything

We are mostly doing PLC stuff right now and it's just monkey see monkey do

[fickle forge]

Ohm's law ☝️ 🤓

[fierce elm]

Literally

And if you ask something thats 'above' the normal course literature you just get a 'uuuuh' back

so I gotta research that shit on my own

Our last lab they wanted us to program a traffic light on a PLC and I asked our teacher if there is a better way to do this and I just got a UUUUUH back

[fickle forge]

Afro never asks me for info on this stuff

[fierce elm]

turns out, there fucking is because that shit is autistic as hell

[urban skiff]

Ok i have a genuine idea for you afro

[fierce elm]

AND MY FUCKING 'EXAM' WORK

is mapping out an entire ktichen

for some fucking reason lmfao

Im out here tryna be a wire monkey for the industry

and they want me to map out a kitchen

[frank knoll]

Euro engineering school is probably free and better than US engineering schools

[urban skiff]

Go be a shovel holder for one of the companies that bury cables in the ground. It might get you some connections with the electricians working for the power companies

Tradies talk a lot, and they all know someone

[fierce elm]

Was looking at getting my High voltage certificate right after finishing this

Its like 4 months

[frank knoll]

U gotta know someone in the US and work as an apprentice for 5 years making minimum wage before you can really be an electrician

[fierce elm]

Just so I can do it all baby

[urban skiff]

Yeah but if you need work and money now, those companies are usually always hirering. The pay is kind of shit but you get to work as much as you want

[fierce elm]

Depends on your 'direction'

I mean I got a job lmfao

just not in this

and the job market isn't exactly the coolest rn

[urban skiff]

Idk what its called in English or Swedish but we call them "håndmand" here. The guys assisting the people in the large machines that dig ditches and shit

[fierce elm]

tbf if I get my high voltage certificate the job market just blows up for opportunities

I am gonna start sending out e-mails asking for a 'internship' thats part of my education next week

[green wharf]

@fierce elm They sent me this in the mail right now

[fierce elm]

I don't even like that mog that much

the helmet and shoulders are cool

the gloves, pants and boots are ass

[sand sundial]

Yeah that's it

Rest is basic as shit

[green wharf]

thats why im using another boot and im going to farm the right gloves right now

[green wharf]

the belt is good

the flying boy is cool too

[frank knoll]

How do you already have that

[fierce elm]

Don't you just buy it?

[green wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/6m-rain-wallstreet-make-it-rain-gif-8203989

[fierce elm]

also the helmet is kinda cool on the mount lmfao

[green wharf]

this helmet reminds me of this guy

famous picture from Frank Frazeta

guess it a drawing

i know a guy who have a scultpure of this dude and his horse, peak

[fickle forge]

Throwback to when somebody tried to fake their way into my LFG by pretending to be somebody I'm friends with

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/873944893800714290/921495808212348979/unknown.png?ex=6830d759&is=682f85d9&hm=d4e3f74eb9ace408b92550cddc9d71845673b6c411fc71068c78a84f38acaaac&

[fierce elm]

I member that

why are you nostalgia rn

[fickle forge]

I felt like it

[copper fox]

LMFAO

love the guy says “busted”

About himself

[frank knoll]

I used to lie about my io before addon

[copper fox]

How about Samiyam actually bought his current account and isn’t the original owner of the earliest r1 titles

But became good enough playing with good players because of it

[fierce elm]

I respect the hustle

[frank knoll]

Samiyam is a self play trash player according to the Meis

[copper fox]

He’s not trash but he is in fact a self play

He’s not now but was

Originally

After buying a r1 account

[fierce elm]

I am self play too

[spice hornet]

LMFAO

[copper fox]

Aren’t we all technically self plays

[fierce elm]

Exactly

[fickle forge]

I got more

https://clips.twitch.tv/KindSpineyPancakeCclamChamp-FVYNK-5zF871mY2m

[fierce elm]

god these are OLDIES

[sharp meteor]

fleshyc my beloved

[fickle forge]

It's from my 2k21 folder so

[frank knoll]

Trill playing VDH in shuffle ?

[verbal tangle]

Tanks kinda good, people just reflexively hate nice things

[sharp meteor]

why not

[frank knoll]

I wonder what the tech is 🧐

[sharp meteor]

spec kind of beans

fun in blitzos tho

[frank knoll]

Yeah it’s a good fc
I feel like if you wanna tank in shuffle play Prot warrior or something

[sharp meteor]

i mean play any of them

they each have their own ladder

one of the neato things about both blitz and shuff

[obsidian loom]

is blizzard still drip feeding CR per week with inflation i havent played in several patches

[sharp meteor]

Should be, ye.

[pastel swan]

https://www.bluetracker.gg/wow/topic/us-en/2109263-class-tuning-incoming-may-27/

It’s joever

15% execute nerf in PvP

[spice hornet]

Oh god

Buffing rend again

[green wharf]

HAHAHA I KNEW IT

FUCK YOU BLIZZARD

[rancid granite]

col mains coming back into play gg

[tired nymph]

Cry babies won again they don't waste their time when is about nerfing warrior

[worldly oriole]

i just blew 26 going gnome

now its over?

[exotic forge]

Everyone else gets buffs

Execute gets the bat

Born to pump, forced to Rend

[green wharf]

fucking rend

omg

[onyx marlin]

not even that huge tbh, expect more nefs in the upcoming weeks

xd

[south hemlock]

Thane is so back

[exotic forge]

that Thane buff is disgusting ngl

[south hemlock]

Yeah

[boreal veldt]

it was nice executing as colossus for a short time

[kind sentinel]

Whirlwind by a 100 % boys we are so back

[boreal veldt]

They buffed rend yet still haven't fixed the bug that doesn't let it proc Slayer Strike

[lavish quest]

Thane still has a shit MS

[elfin surge]

joke game quit now

[lavish quest]

So prob not back

Tbh, I've rather enjoyed not even having rend speced

So... thanks blizz....

[boreal veldt]

I've heard no complaints in here about it

[green wharf]

first time i had fun with arms since Legion

exactly because i didnt bother to apply rend

https://tenor.com/view/cillianmurphygun-cillianmurphy-jazmincoded-gif-3811002643797340103

[lavish quest]

If they flipped it, buffed execute by 15 and nerfed rend by 15, would be great

[green wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/the-avengers-marvel-jeremy-renner-clint-barton-hawkeye-gif-17148870

[urban skiff]

Bleed meta is back. Wanna bet they accidentally made skullsplitter goat?

[elfin surge]

colossus lookin better

[green wharf]

my boy Seppi is muted, why?

[green wharf]

no

stop

dont jinx it

https://tenor.com/view/knife-cat-cat-knife-cat-knife-cat-angry-gif-9404759922388476738

[urban skiff]

survival too!

they're also massively buffing dk survivability and damage

might be time to wrap up something that's weak to dk or survival and give them a go next week

lol

[verbal tangle]

Arms
Whirlwind +100%
Execute -15%
Rend +15%

Fury
Whirlwind +100%
Thunder Clap +25%
Odyn's Fury +30%
Thunder Blast 25%

Thane Chads winning

[urban skiff]

would the whirlwind change be enough to swap out slam with ww+fervor in cleave matchups?

[verbal tangle]

probably

[green wharf]

doubt

[urban skiff]

always has been

[verbal tangle]

Idk Arms that much

[green wharf]

if it increase by 1000% then maybe

[verbal tangle]

But I do know the cooler spec just got a fat buff

[boreal veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/falcon-sam-wilson-outta-line-but-gif-22091662

[green wharf]

no one uses odyn fury, i doubt we will

[verbal tangle]

Execute? Nah I'll just smash my keyboard more

[green wharf]

but tclap is nice

[urban skiff]

Nobody uses OF because of the damage

bigger damage = they might

[green wharf]

i knew this was happening, i just finish gearing me war today

they didnt even wait till friday where they annouce this shit

[urban skiff]

already hit my goals on my warrior so i'm gucci

[green wharf]

i feel targeted

[verbal tangle]

Arms was always on a kill switch

[urban skiff]

idk if i love the dk buffs, they can be a bit troublesome in 2s

[verbal tangle]

Arms >>>>>>> Fury until patch

[green wharf]

you know what, i will just do horrific visions to get the bike

[verbal tangle]

Now Fury gets to play

[green wharf]

maybe do some pve, did a +7 key today, my first key this expansion

[boreal veldt]

I mean to say we didn't see the exe nerf coming would be a lie

[verbal tangle]

and I lose my faster queues

Actually yeah, come play Fury and don't take Bleed talents

GGEZ

[green wharf]

i literally called a 15% nerf

curious they didnt nerf MS

but buffing rend was a fucking leg swipe

[boreal veldt]

still ain't takin rend, rather just slam fools

i'm in too deep even as colossus

ain't goin back

[green wharf]

rend was ticking for less than focusing lens overall damage

[boreal veldt]

15% ain't shit

[green wharf]

at least for me

[green wharf]

doesnt colossus use rend, cause there is a taalent that buff rend+mortal wounds?

[boreal veldt]

yeah it's more troll for col not to take rend+clap talents than slayer but even then

still don't like em

i find myself pressing MS and Slam more instead of worrying about Rend uptime, my dps doesn't really change by much

[green wharf]

for me its get clunky and slower, cause you have to use a gcd for tclap

when you could be big bonking

[south hemlock]

Tblast is juice

Hit a blast and proc a lightning strike

[urban skiff]

HMMMM

they're just messing with the entire healer meta this time

Prevoker, hpal, rsham, disc getting buffs

[green wharf]

just what we needed

more evokers in meta

[urban skiff]

time to roll up survival, m8

[green wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-to-head-barney-stinson-shoot-kms-himym-gif-17956527

[boreal veldt]

this is what i'm talking about

why rend when bonk do better

[urban skiff]

How funny would it be to make a warrior and have every single ability use

/targetenemy
/cast mortal strike
/targetlasttarget

???

[fierce elm]

NOT BAD

better than expected

[urban skiff]

so the 15% nerf is them rolling back the execute buff from last week, right?

oh wait

[sand sundial]

yes

[urban skiff]

still a 2% buff from before execute buff

1 x 1,2 x 0,85

= 102%

@fierce elm is it possible the reason some players are doing better in blitz than they are in arenas, is because they've already adapted to playing without having perfect knowledge of enemy cooldowns?

[fierce elm]

Its because Blitz on a single player level is easier

[urban skiff]

This season has been so annoying to exit the lower ratings I just gave up blitz entirely and went 2s with wife

I want to get back into it but getting the reps in that takes me above baby level is just annoying

[fierce elm]

Like flat out blitz is also the LEAST rewarding for individual skill

Compared to SS/Arenas

[urban skiff]

I'm ok with individual skill mattering less, as long as my ability to support my team rewards me more

which it should than in other game modes

I wish I hadn't benched my aug, I love the idea of helping others achieve greatness

[fierce elm]

SS/3s rewards you a lot more for your ability to support teammates

Source: The good rogues

[urban skiff]

but there's fewer team mates to support

[fierce elm]

yes, so your individual performance also matters WAY more

[urban skiff]

in blitz, me and wife can pick someone liike a big warrior and follow around, and when he pops cooldowns we can PI/Lust him and put the target in static

He's going to have a jolly good time

[cosmic field]

blitz is kinda chill its deffo not serious at lower mmr though. Especially on warr you can't really have much influence other than winning teamfight

[fierce elm]

Fewer players: your playmaking abilities matter more but you are also more exposed because fewer players

More players: You are not as
important individually but are also not exposed for basic mistakes.

Its that way in any teamgame compred to solo games

[urban skiff]

I guess that's what I like about blitz in theory

I don't have to be the greatest player, as long as I'm good at enabling the good players

synergy is so fucking hot

[fierce elm]

Its what I dislike about blitz lmfao

[urban skiff]

Doing a 1+1+8 = 15, means I feel like I accomplished more than if I had been another cog

[fierce elm]

I need feedback that my gameplay is good and Blitz doesnt give that

I need feedback that I suck and Blitz doesnt give that

[urban skiff]

Landing critical cc, dispelling the right stuff, thunderstorming someone into a static trap and then moving that static trap away and then haymaker'ing the guy even further? Heckayeah

putting static on a bursting frostdk is just chef's kiss

[sand sundial]

I like blitz because team fights are larger

and I can tear through in the chaos

[urban skiff]

I like that team fights aren't necessarily resolved through killing. Be just a little sneaky and win the team fight despite having worse numbers

[south kestrel]

Dev evoker / frost mage lobby is brutal

[fierce elm]

Its also why I like fighting games

its the penultimate game to individual skill and it will fuck you up if you make mistakes

The pressure and sweat, the adrenaline of a close game

WoW rarely does that to me

[sand sundial]

there are defined roles

I like that too

[sand sundial]

arena is the closest thing though they are similar and different in many ways

I love FGs

[urban skiff]

pseudo defined yeah. I'm trying to make a weakaura that acts as a cheatsheet for those roles and helps me get an overview of who should go where and when

In theory if it's any good and enough players start using it, we'll see more coherence in how teams play.

[urban skiff]

It's why i prefer playing monster hunter games in teams

[sand sundial]

to be honest bro when you climb people communicate where they should/will go

like warriors spin, rogues go off cart, hunters def etc

[urban skiff]

Playing alone makes the fights scripted. Playing together means my skill has to be reaction and improvisation.

[urban skiff]

I don't have the skill to recognize where I should go, and when people tell me where to go it's always a disaster.

[sand sundial]

people will tell you as well, or u can ask

[urban skiff]

So I'm just going to make the weakaura and hopefully through playing will figure out where to tweak it

[sand sundial]

there is usually at least 1 person who cares to do calls

[sand sundial]

that works too

it changes slightly map to map

[urban skiff]

It's based on supatease's video + smellystinkie's video

[sand sundial]

but normally even the initial orb carriers in temple are determined

[urban skiff]

So like sort people into groups based on the entire team comp and then somehow make that shift people around depending on the map

I know it's "overthinking it" but the process of making that stuff will ingrain it in me so I won't really need it

Same how I used to make rotation helpers back before weakauras did that shit. I made them in TellMeWhen and then once finished I knew so much about the rotation I didn't really need it except to check myself occasionally

[fierce elm]

This reminds me to buy the new SF6 edition in June

[sand sundial]

fuck SF6

but fuck the other FGs more

so we have to take it

crazy how the genre turned from the 2nd golden age to the gutter in 2 years

[fierce elm]

Idk

My main one was GGS

I never got into street fighter but I wanna play a mainstream fighting game

[sand sundial]

then go SF

its similar to warrior for me, I've been playing Ryu for years in every game

even when he was mid tier, now hes kinda cracked

vanilla ice cream gang

[fierce elm]

Gotta wait for the new version lmfao

[sand sundial]

ye

[fierce elm]

To get everything for 60 bucks

it sucks

[sand sundial]

Tekken is lit but research the community's opinion on the new changes

because they kinda broke the game

theyre trying to bring the game back to human levels

[fierce elm]

I dont like 3D fighters lmfao

[sand sundial]

thats super fair

[fierce elm]

I enjoy my 2D stuff

[sand sundial]

then just go SF6 lmao

[fierce elm]

Yeah it will end up like that

[sand sundial]

the new fatal fury looks decent but I think it won't go as far as sf6 can take you

because that game might die in 5 years but SF6 will defintely be still played in 5yrs

[sand sundial]

I mean as long as it lets you understand it the best way for you its all g

[merry cove]

15% execute nerf is it over for arms 💀

[fierce elm]

Thank fuck

[sand sundial]

what is that pfp lol

[urban skiff]

You mean 2% buff

[fierce elm]

@urban skiff what am I hitting at the gym

I dont have anything planned

Its upper body

either pull or push

NVM Gf took the car and my gym bag is in the car

[urban skiff]

Leg curls until you look like a curly fry

[chilly pivot]

Execute nerf Both in Fury and arms for pvp ?

[fierce elm]

My man

my dude

my boy

dont bait me like this

[chilly pivot]

Then back to fury again

[cold summit]

is conquest gear rly important in solo shuffle

when starting a new character

[fierce elm]

is gear important in wow?

[chilly pivot]

Depents on rotation

[fierce elm]

like what

[cold summit]

so its recommended to do the crate farm, and not go into solos with honor gear

[fierce elm]

If you can be bothered yes

I just go in with honor gear

[cold summit]

I be going 0-6 sometimes and its annoying

[chilly pivot]

Thane with odyns fury seems to be the new

[fierce elm]

totes

Are you playing the patch rn?

Its BUSTED right?

[chilly pivot]

No didnt play

[fierce elm]

woiah no way

[chilly pivot]

But seems so with the bufffs to it

[fierce elm]

crazy

[chilly pivot]

Troll

[fierce elm]

yeah I know

[scenic vapor]

hey guys

someone can give me an intervene macro for party 1 and party 2 with shift as modifier for party 2 ?

[chilly pivot]

Without trolling anymore, what do u think about the News for warrior in pvp situation

[rancid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/robin-hood-fortune-teller-future-prediction-gif-25704815

[fierce elm]

lemme ask the 8 ball

[rancid granite]

the 8 ball says arms warrior is going to do 15% less execute dmg and rend will do 15% more dmg

[fierce elm]

no way

thats c r a z y

[lavish quest]

Well the 1 thing that's going for arms is getting nerfed by 15%

So the gimmick won't carry how bad the class's surviability is

[fierce elm]

Crazy, not allowing straight up 4-5 million executes

but muh spec

[lavish quest]

Bruh

I'm fine with an execute nerf

Just buff IP or something

IP*

[fierce elm]

or you know, don't

[lavish quest]

You right, put the shit in the dirt I suppose

[fierce elm]

its totes gonna be in the dirt

[lavish quest]

I mean, prob won't be

[fierce elm]

Let me see, Im gonna ask the future right now lmfao

[lavish quest]

Just will feel like it

[cosmic field]

6m executes will only hit for 5m

[elfin surge]

We're going colossus on tuesday

[fierce elm]

ur nan

[rancid granite]

mud copying what I already said

col bleeds get pretty huge can't wait for rend to be nerfed in a few weeks

[copper fox]

Warrior unplayable

Everyone reroll

The good news is blizzard saw the 6 million wrath video so they buffed wrath

[fierce elm]

Nerfed the one shot smh

[elfin surge]

copy deez

[rancid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/raggedy-you-bitch-waiting-to-exhale-gif-7931331227604545604

[frank knoll]

Why nerf rend
That’s so weird

[fierce elm]

wdym nerf redn

???

[lavish quest]

Why nerf execute? It was just starting to work as intended

[lost juniper]

literally unplayable class man we gotta reroll gaydin or something

[copper fox]

Masta can’t read

[copper fox]

If you weren’t already 2.4+ on warrior you’re cooked to begin with

[rancid granite]

2311

[cold summit]

anyone else addons acting up when playing shuffle?

[fierce elm]

Whatchu mean

[cold summit]

whenever I click abilities its telling me to close my addons

[fierce elm]

Have you updated your addons?

[cold summit]

yup

[fierce elm]

thats strange

[rancid granite]

update, reload, or turn off and wait for new update

it happens 😭

SO CLOSE

[fierce elm]

SO CLOSE

[copper fox]

PRESS Q

[fickle forge]

Can't wait to go from 5M to 4.25M Execute

[scarlet barn]

BUT MORE REND DAMAGE MAN

[rancid granite]

3-3 0 rating still 2348 😔

col rend dmg is no joke

[fickle forge]

Colossus buff

We back

[urban skiff]

I just realized the execute nerf is to all of arms