pvp

[pastel swan]

Afro said colo is ass so i cant play it now sadge

[urban skiff]

I mean, that's peestorm but mine is broken into like 17 different damage instances..

[fierce elm]

This guy is testing stuff in OPEN WORLD

[copper fox]

This is one of the worst experiences of my life

I regret everything

I don’t need conq this badly

[fickle forge]

Do I hit for less in instanced?

Exactly

[fierce elm]

This guy is COPING with SCREENSHOTS OPEN WORLD

WHERE THE OPPONENT IS DOING NOTHING

This dude should be STUDYING

instead he is doing at minimum one solo shuffle

and now he is DICKING around in Dornogal

[fierce elm]

I mean yeah

[fickle forge]

I'm actually going gym now bro

[fierce elm]

what do you need that much conq for anyways

[urban skiff]

Huh?

[fierce elm]

Kargish is being a poo

[urban skiff]

What is going on

[fierce elm]

Nothing really

[urban skiff]

Just hit storm strike

[fickle forge]

Afro is just coping about colossus

When it crushes

[fierce elm]

lmao

[copper fox]

1-0 bgb I’m a freak

[worldly oriole]

should i wrecking throw into shields mostly

[spice hornet]

Absolute unit

[full quiver]

Karanze is washed up

[fierce elm]

he absolutely is

[fierce elm]

what the fuck do you mean brother

[worldly oriole]

been pressing wrecking throw when i see shield on enemy health bar basically

it spills over right?

or na

[fierce elm]

no

You press wrecking throw into big shields

[worldly oriole]

ok

[fierce elm]

Mistweaver, Warlock

[fickle forge]

Press it into Ignore Pain

[copper fox]

@fierce elm it’s miserable but weirdly relaxing

Because idc

[fierce elm]

you need help right now

[copper fox]

Lmfao

[fierce elm]

I just made my hair vanish

and halved my beard

now my back is more hairy than my head again

[copper fox]

Huge

[fierce elm]

If you don't have hairy shoulders with black hair that I can see across the room, you are not allowed to wear a tank top

If this isnt your body, you are stuck in t-shirt hell

[lavish quest]

Afro looks like a school girl

[fierce elm]

a bald one

[worldly oriole]

this looks like a character on a mma game

mma heavweights 2k25

this is screenie from the game

[fierce elm]

This is LEVAN

One of the strongest arm wrestlers of all time

he is a fucking UNIT

[worldly oriole]

lol

[fickle forge]

Bro's a full grown monkey

[fierce elm]

He just has naturally padded shoulder armor

[fickle forge]

Can he beat a gorilla though

[sharp meteor]

Ewwww.

[fierce elm]

he is the 1 gorilla vs 100 men

[indigo tiger]

hello, whats the current rotation priority for fury war?

[fierce elm]

Rampage - Execute - BT with 80% crit - RB - BT

[indigo tiger]

thank u 😃

[lavish quest]

Wait a second... isn't this your kinda shit?

[fickle forge]

Kennie is a furry

[indigo tiger]

what about onslaught?

[fickle forge]

You'd think he'd be into it

[fierce elm]

Over Execute

[indigo tiger]

👍 👍

[lavish quest]

N then click onto arms

[indigo tiger]

whats ur guys ratings in shuff

[fierce elm]

2.4 arms, 2.1 Fury

[indigo tiger]

👍

[sharp meteor]

2k prot

[indigo tiger]

oh no

[lavish quest]

Like 1200

Arms

Maybe 1500, I forget

[indigo tiger]

trying to get out of 1900 rating 😁

[worldly oriole]

im 1900 so ez

XD

[hollow plover]

Is Blitz as inflated as last season?

[fickle forge]

I don't even know mt shuff rating

What's my shuffle rating? @fierce elm

[fierce elm]

1

[lavish quest]

Trying to find the will to queue

[verbal tangle]

https://seramate.com/us/Aegwynn/Getthechoppa

[fickle forge]

I'm thinking of a random number between 2.5k and 3k

[copper fox]

2680 something fury… 2500 arms

[fierce elm]

Like 1200

[copper fox]

1200 on hpal

This mmr is hilarious

Everyone splits

Ret goes

“Warr” I say yes… he sits healer all game

[worldly oriole]

dont get stuck there

[copper fox]

They don’t even do what they say to do this rating

Tony you don’t understand

I want to be here

[worldly oriole]

i got stuck 1200 basically on pres when solo first came out haha

[copper fox]

Im going to accidentally get out once im not in full honor gear but

I’d prefer to stay

[fierce elm]

lmfao

[copper fox]

I feel like I’m taking part of a sitcom

I’m an actor

[full quiver]

Stop posting my photos

[fickle forge]

Scooberz is back again

[fierce elm]

for the eight time

[lavish quest]

Eighth 🤓

[fierce elm]

stfu

[elfin surge]

[rancid granite]

[cosmic field]

[verbal tangle]

Almost like they just skullfucked Fury into the shitter

[cosmic field]

i know thats nothing, but was mostly getting under 20 min queues lol

[fickle forge]

Now you know why your Q time is so awful @fierce elm

[fierce elm]

Its not though

[fickle forge]

Good

[fierce elm]

Or rather

its normal lmao

[fickle forge]

You've been complaining about it all day and yesterday

[fierce elm]

no?

Today I said queues were mad fast suddenly

[fickle forge]

Yes

[fierce elm]

Yesterday was mostly 20-30 minute queues

Like what are you smoking brother

[fickle forge]

Also that double burger didn't fill me at all

[fierce elm]

What I do complain about is the AVERAGE queue timer

that shit is a SCAM

[cosmic field]

yeah its just rng when a healer queues lol

[fickle forge]

Be the healer

[cosmic field]

like you can tell when the healer missed the accept

cus you have to wait another 10 mins lol

[fickle forge]

You literally get infinite bitches for Q'ing as healer

[lavish quest]

https://tenor.com/view/i-like-turtles-zombie-kid-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-tortoise-tortuga-gif-16340543

[fierce elm]

thats McDonalds for you lmao

but it has good macros

[fickle forge]

It's ASS

I want MORE

[fierce elm]

stop being a lil bitch

I got 800 cals left today

but kinda not feeling food rn

[lavish quest]

Get some water lil bro

[fickle forge]

You set me up you lil' gnome

[worldly oriole]

snatch grip back extension @copper fox

[rancid granite]

🍰

[fierce elm]

but why

[fickle forge]

Is this @full quiver?

[worldly oriole]

for posterior chain

[fierce elm]

yes

I get that

but why do all this circus shit lmao

[full quiver]

i am fucking yoked

[fierce elm]

Also that snatch grip is kind of close

[full quiver]

i will turn u into a pretzel fat boy @fickle forge

[worldly oriole]

because eventually the other variations get heavy

[fierce elm]

b r o t h e r

You got like 10 5lb plates on that shit lmao

[worldly oriole]

yeah you need small plates for that variation for more range of motion

[fierce elm]

my lord

[worldly oriole]

but maybe it's a bad movement

[fierce elm]

Are you following any program

or are you just winging it

with random exercises that serve no purpose but to be needlessly complicated

[worldly oriole]

10-20 sets a week

[fierce elm]

thats not what I asked

[worldly oriole]

that's the program

[robust hearth]

[full quiver]

this looks dumb af

[worldly oriole]

been doing push pull legs

[full quiver]

😂

[fierce elm]

what the fuck does that mean THATS THE PROGRAM

10-20 sets IS NOT A PROGRAM

[full quiver]

why not just hold a dumbbell

[robust hearth]

Let the bot speak

[fierce elm]

PUSH PULL LEGS is just the name of your split

what the fuck

[full quiver]

combining like upper back, shoulders, and lower back

into some weird extension lol

[fierce elm]

Its to load your lower back+glutes+hamstrings mainly

depending on how you are positioned on it

but this is such a dumb variation that makes no sense

[robust hearth]

[fierce elm]

Especially because generally you want to avoid loading that movement

[worldly oriole]

https://youtube.com/shorts/GcT1ntwkjZ0?si=WYCy9H2JCaxlkk-f

[robust hearth]

[fierce elm]

yes

We know what hyperextensions are

Oh look

[robust hearth]

[fierce elm]

Jay Cutler, MR Olympia, is holding a single plate doing them

guess we gotta load up a barbell and grip it wide lmao

[robust hearth]

[worldly oriole]

yeah haha the plate gets heavy

[robust hearth]

[worldly oriole]

I haven't done it past 45lbs

with a plate

[robust hearth]

[fierce elm]

Nor should you honestly

[robust hearth]

[fierce elm]

judging by your other lifts I can bet you have a ton of different things to imrpove on that before adding weight

[robust hearth]

[fierce elm]

And you should be getting plenty of posterior chain movements throughout the week regardless, this is merely just an added benefit

[robust hearth]

[fierce elm]

Hyperextensions are great but this is dumb

[robust hearth]

[pastel swan]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-ash-ketchum-gif-25592826

[fierce elm]

why arent you following a program though @worldly oriole

[robust hearth]

[pastel swan]

His hat reminded me of ash lmao

[worldly oriole]

I don't think you need a program for bodybuilding. you need a split. within the split are lifts and they should go up

[fierce elm]

alright brother

how are you tracking your progression

[full quiver]

yes let me base my workout on what the genetic freak on 2g of testosterone is doing

[fierce elm]

are you consistently doing the same exercises per week

[robust hearth]

He reminded me of forest gump

[fierce elm]

or just random shit

Are you progressing weight/reps on the same lifts for longer periods of time

[worldly oriole]

yeah I do the same movements til something gets heavy

[fierce elm]

what the fuck does that even mean

[robust hearth]

@mods we need a weight lifting channel

[worldly oriole]

like weighted pushups I stopped at 55 plate..

for example

[lavish quest]

This is amusing at least

[fierce elm]

weighted pushups

what the fuck

[pastel swan]

This is the warrior discord. The whole thing is a meathead meeting place

[worldly oriole]

It's an example

[copper fox]

@robust hearth shut up this is the weight lifting channel

[fierce elm]

Im boutta leave shuffle queue to roast the fuck out of you

[copper fox]

Join mage disc if you’re mad about it

[worldly oriole]

Julius Maddox does pushups

[fierce elm]

WEIGHTED PUSHUPS

[robust hearth]

M8 u can't even lift me

[pastel swan]

[worldly oriole]

he's a top strongman

[fierce elm]

HE DOES IT TO SUPPLEMENT HIS ALMOST 800 POUND BENCH

[worldly oriole]

lol

[fierce elm]

AND ITS NOT PART OF HIS REGULAR TRAINING

[robust hearth]

[fierce elm]

what the fuck

[copper fox]

Brother I’m more anabolic irl than anything you’ve ever touched

[worldly oriole]

ya bodybuilders can do pushups

[fierce elm]

what the fuck

[worldly oriole]

😂

[fierce elm]

"Why do something that is better when I can do WEIGHTED PUSHUPS"

Alright, so how long did you do pushups

did you continue

did you add reps, weight

did you just drop it when it got hard

[robust hearth]

Idfk what that word means, but it sounds like you being a pussy

[copper fox]

I just won

Gg

[worldly oriole]

I mean your gonna lift for years so what's wrong with doing pushups in your split for alittle of that time

[copper fox]

Little man

[full quiver]

if u aren't taking test

u can't type in here about lifting

idiots

[robust hearth]

Deeze nuts in yo mouth

[fierce elm]

Thats not what I asked

[robust hearth]

[full quiver]

bunch of LOW T NOOBS

[copper fox]

0/10 attempt

[fierce elm]

But, all you are doing is Push pull legs with random exercises

lmao

[copper fox]

Squire is small and weak 0/10 insults

[fierce elm]

tracking no progression except stopping when it gets heavy(?)

[full quiver]

afro send him the goated

afro ppl

[fierce elm]

I am losing my mind

[copper fox]

Tony is afraid to lift heavy

[fierce elm]

I don't get it

[robust hearth]

[full quiver]

don't need to lifth eavy

[fierce elm]

you aren't horsecocking weight either

You are literally doing pilates princess work in the gym

then calling it a program

[robust hearth]

Mods this isn't pvp

[full quiver]

lol

[worldly oriole]

yeah like my pause front squats are around 225 so I haven't been doing them

[full quiver]

wdym

[fierce elm]

It is technically

[full quiver]

it's afro vs tony

aka pvp

[copper fox]

This is literally pvp

[fierce elm]

But what do you mean

[full quiver]

purest form of pvp

[fierce elm]

Are arouind 225 so you haven't been doing them

????

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN TONY

[worldly oriole]

that variation got heavy

[copper fox]

LOL Tony is a fkn idiot

[worldly oriole]

so I swap in a new quad movement

[full quiver]

what the hell

[fierce elm]

How the fuck do you expect to get STRONGER and bigger MUSCLES

[full quiver]

LOL

[robust hearth]

Bruh I'm dead

[fierce elm]

if you stop when it gets heavy and hard

[copper fox]

LMFAO

[robust hearth]

[fierce elm]

YOU KNOW THE WORST PART

[full quiver]

this is COUNTER TO EVERY PROGRAM

[fierce elm]

I cant tell if you troll me

or NOT

because of your history in this discord

[copper fox]

TONY WHAT THE HELL

[full quiver]

does tony play feral druid

or rogue

[copper fox]

literally doing the opposite of progress

[fierce elm]

LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN

did you 20lb db curls get heavy so you swapped to curling air?

[copper fox]

Dude he’s gotta be trolling

[fierce elm]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

[copper fox]

This can’t be real

[fierce elm]

YOU CANT KNOW

I just left my solo shuffle queue because of this lmfao

[robust hearth]

Afro being a fuckin weirdo talking about horsecocks and shit

[worldly oriole]

I started pause front squats with less than a plate. and progressed on them for awhile I can do a fair amount of weight now. you gain muscle in that progression period

[full quiver]

he has to be trolling

[fierce elm]

Then stopped?

[full quiver]

cause he's wearing a belt doing 3pl8 squat

[fierce elm]

because it got heavy?

[full quiver]

in pfp

so that has to be heavy

[copper fox]

Tony is so lost brother we can help you

[worldly oriole]

yeah i can just do another movement. I'm not trying to be ronnie coleman with the 5 plate front squats lol?

[copper fox]

Stop this madness

[fierce elm]

waht the fuck

WE CAN HELP YOU

[fickle forge]

Yo guys I PR'd my weighted resistance band curls today

[full quiver]

why not add more reps

[fierce elm]

WE CAN AID YOU

[full quiver]

lol

[fierce elm]

AND GIVE YOU THE GAINS YOU WANT

[copper fox]

YEA TONY BE CAREFUL YOURE ALMOST RONNIE COLEMAN

[full quiver]

couple more progressions

and you'd go from the 225lbs to the 800lbs

that ronnie was doing

[fierce elm]

how the FUCK do you expect to have bigger muscles becauise you want to bodybuild when you refuse to progress

[robust hearth]

Can or can't?

[worldly oriole]

ik you can add reps. I use periodization and different rep schemes for some of my lifts

[copper fox]

I’ve helped worse unfortunately

[fierce elm]

But

you dropped front squats because it got heavy

thats not progressing

thats giving up on a lift

[robust hearth]

Tony a quitter!?

[fierce elm]

What did you replace it with

[worldly oriole]

lmao

[elfin surge]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-gif-14665964756427917240

[copper fox]

You don’t use periodization properly if you’re changing movements when it gets heavy

[fierce elm]

GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT GIF MUD

THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

[fickle forge]

https://tenor.com/view/to-do-list-your-mom-mike-ohearn-lifestyle-gif-6112231473804063581

[robust hearth]

GET TF OUTTA HERE

[worldly oriole]

idk I'm strong on a lot of quad movements

[fierce elm]

Brother

b r o t h e r

[copper fox]

No you’re not

[worldly oriole]

ye I am

[fierce elm]

I mean this with the most well intended tone I can

[fickle forge]

Are you really strong if you can't outlift me though

[fierce elm]

and I sincerely don't mean to be mean

You are not strong on a lot of quad movements

[full quiver]

tony is making me homicidal

[robust hearth]

Sister

[full quiver]

cause i know he's taking up equipment at the gym

[worldly oriole]

I am tho

[full quiver]

doing stupid ass shit

[fierce elm]

Are you though

[copper fox]

You’re not

[fierce elm]

whats your max squat

whats your max front squat

lmao

[copper fox]

You can only front squat 225

And quit

[full quiver]

lol

[copper fox]

After that

You’re weak

[full quiver]

i haven't front squat in 5 years

and i'm positive i could go do 225 right now

[copper fox]

Exactly

[fierce elm]

Your knees would snap in half old man

I would know, I gave you a program lmao

[full quiver]

nah i've been doing that knee over toes shit

for like

[worldly oriole]

I've done volume with 315 paused reps on back squat. volume with 243 pause reps on front squat.

[full quiver]

a year now

[fierce elm]

WHAT DOES VOLUME MEAN

40 reps?

30 reps?

15 reps?

[copper fox]

We’ve seen your front squats tho they’re barely half reps

[robust hearth]

Just inject ur arms with fat like tht 1 guy

[full quiver]

how is a 315 volume pause rep on back squat "not heavy"

[worldly oriole]

I can do multiple sets for reps with those weights

[fierce elm]

Whats your max rep with 315 paused reps

[full quiver]

why did we not swap off backs quats

[worldly oriole]

I've done 315 on backsquat for eight reps with a pause. alittle above parallel

[fickle forge]

This is all getting a lil' sus

[fierce elm]

again brother

[copper fox]

Way above parallel

[fierce elm]

I mean this with the most well intended tone

That is not that strong at your BW

[full quiver]

that's not strong from a person progression strength perspective lol

[fierce elm]

particularly when counting the quarter reps

[worldly oriole]

dog there's videos of samson dauda Mr Olympia training back squat with 4 plates lol

[fierce elm]

lmao

Yeah

[copper fox]

LMFAO

[fierce elm]

and you know what he does

[full quiver]

this is hopeless

[elfin surge]

https://tenor.com/view/stupid-dog-im-ballin-dribble-eustace-bagge-gif-17584937

[fierce elm]

he goes ballsack to the fucking ground

[worldly oriole]

that's one more plate than me

[full quiver]

lmao

YEAH UR BASICALLY HIM

[fierce elm]

His taint is cleaning the floor

[fickle forge]

Can we get a number on this

Unless man hasn't mentioned it in here

[fierce elm]

easily 225+

[copper fox]

I do reps with 6 plates and I’m not him so what about now

[robust hearth]

Just do what this guy did ^

[wheat jay]

Do they throw oil extra with the delivery?

[copper fox]

The difference Tony is everyone you’re looking at squats to depth

And you don’t

Subtract 100lbs off your bar

[wheat jay]

Or did he use it all?

[fierce elm]

(Tony also forgets to mention Dauda usually does Leg Press, Hack squat and Leg extensions before he smith machine squats to the fucking ground)

[copper fox]

Because of your shit ass quarter squats

[worldly oriole]

oh god

[copper fox]

Bet you can’t take 315 to depth

[fierce elm]

Man does like 8 sets of Hack Squat and Leg press before smith machine squatting lmao

[robust hearth]

Meth cant even bench press my left nut

[worldly oriole]

I haven't been to the gym in like a month about to start going again

[fierce elm]

Thats Tonys depth apparently

Dude has his fucking CHEEKS touching the fucking FLOOR

[copper fox]

There might not even be another wow player who can deadlift more than me period ngl

I know 1 who can bench more than me

[fierce elm]

idk about that

Strongmen are pretty fucking nerdy

[copper fox]

Nah

Show me

[fickle forge]

Yeah they are

[wheat jay]

Unless your balls sit comfortably on the ground

[fierce elm]

lmao "STRONGMEN THAT PLAY WOW"

[wheat jay]

Youre not deep enough

[copper fox]

Lmfao

[fickle forge]

I swear a decent portion of strongmen are gamers in their rest periods

[robust hearth]

Lol more false bravado ego boasting

[fierce elm]

Haftor plays Starcraft 2 iirc

[lavish quest]

The passion in here rarely gets this high

[wheat jay]

Cbum plays battlefield or cod

[copper fox]

IG / openpowerlifting numbers are public there little man

[robust hearth]

Don't cry on me now bitch

[fierce elm]

We want the best for people

and Tony refuses

[robust hearth]

I don't use instagram

[lavish quest]

Cry? Tf you on about?

[rancid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-blink-blinking-eyes-attitude-gif-16548735

[robust hearth]

Do u have a facebook?

[copper fox]

You’re too schizo for social media

Oh so you’re old

[fierce elm]

Never heard of horsecocking weight?

[copper fox]

No I don’t

[robust hearth]

Issa joke relax

[rancid granite]

no lmfao

[fierce elm]

Look man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8IfPBA2kkA

[wheat jay]

Its when afro goes under the horse

[robust hearth]

Bro u on tht fucking horsecock shit again

[fierce elm]

You need to fucking see Eric Bugenhagens entire videography

[robust hearth]

Stay back diddy

[wheat jay]

And he has to hold the weight of the horse

[fierce elm]

it will make you a better person in every way

[lavish quest]

[fierce elm]

The BOGEZ

STICKY RICKY

[robust hearth]

Bro

[copper fox]

People in my gym always tryna get me to do strongman

[robust hearth]

Ain't no way

This man

[copper fox]

But I’m straight

[wheat jay]

Is that your spotter?

[copper fox]

So I don’t do it

[fierce elm]

God I love this man

[robust hearth]

Is using every aspect for horsecocking

[wheat jay]

@fierce elm i googled

[fierce elm]

: )

[robust hearth]

Suuurrrreeee

[wheat jay]

Google didnt show lifts

Help

[robust hearth]

Bruh

[copper fox]

[robust hearth]

[fierce elm]

Kaigrok has pencil neck energy rn

[robust hearth]

I cant

Bruh I'm lmfao with this convo

[fierce elm]

Either way @worldly oriole step the fuck up

Get on a real program

lift some heavy weights for once

[copper fox]

Yea Tony come on brǔther

[fierce elm]

and progress

You need to do better

[robust hearth]

Afro u the 1 with the weird horsecock fetish

[pastel swan]

The cops caught a guy tryna fck my mini horse once

[robust hearth]

Nah this is plenty for me

[wheat jay]

Afro sharing his endowment with all of us here

Wholesome

[robust hearth]

Im here to entertain me, not yall

[wheat jay]

@fierce elm you're very cute for that afro

[fierce elm]

: )

[robust hearth]

[fickle forge]

This the typa drama I missed from old Skyhold

[fierce elm]

It aint drama

[copper fox]

Don’t worry your presence itself it’s quite entertaining. The channel needs people like you to bring the curve down

[fierce elm]

We are trying to make him better

[wheat jay]

@rovicus you fat fuck

[fierce elm]

by pure fucking force

[robust hearth]

Curved like a horsecock?

[copper fox]

Sure pal

[robust hearth]

[fickle forge]

The only thing we missing now is shittalk some e-girl's Instagram until she comes here and confronts us about it with her Twitch moderator

[fierce elm]

You mean MUD?

[copper fox]

Mud needs to send an egirl here

[fickle forge]

It'd be a reversal in Mud's case

[copper fox]

For Tony

[wheat jay]

https://tenor.com/view/classic-back-to-the-future-bttf-marty-mcfly-ive-seen-this-one-gif-19802188

[fierce elm]

"2S with viewers" he says

[copper fox]

He says

[robust hearth]

Mud don't get girls

[wheat jay]

2s with his lady

[robust hearth]

He plays wow

[fickle forge]

He's doing 2s alright, just not with viewers

[copper fox]

This conversation made me want to q 3s tn and get more glad wins

[robust hearth]

And works at 7/11

[copper fox]

Jfc

[fierce elm]

queue some arms solo shuffle

and only queue into deva, arcane, frost mage and hpalas

[fickle forge]

I'm gonna go Q enh sham shuffles instead of playing 3s with Afro

[copper fox]

IM DONE WITH ARMS SS I COMPLETED 2400

[wheat jay]

Mud is unironically one of the better functioning people here lol

[wheat jay]

Lmao

[fierce elm]

expected

[fierce elm]

no

[robust hearth]

Push for rank 1 coward

[wheat jay]

Job, gaming in free time, enjoying life

[fierce elm]

I have a job

and study

game in free time

slam heavy weights

[wheat jay]

Relaxed, unbothered, moisturized

[copper fox]

I am on fury. I’m currently in range

[boreal veldt]

[wheat jay]

Ye but you're also kinda gay afro

[fierce elm]

wtf

rude

[boreal veldt]

ayo

[robust hearth]

In range but not #1

[wheat jay]

Are you not?

[fierce elm]

I also have a GF that beats me

life is good

[copper fox]

I’m always in rage

Tf

[wheat jay]

And shouts at you

[robust hearth]

If u ain't first, you're last Ricky bobby

[wheat jay]

And forces you to partake in 6h ikea trips

Poor afro

[copper fox]

@robust hearth if I don’t pull 800+ this year I’ll leave this discord

[robust hearth]

800+ wat

[fierce elm]

She did make some bomb ass protein pancakes for me yday

[robust hearth]

Tf u talking about

[wheat jay]

Eyo wife material?

[copper fox]

Oh right nvm I didn’t realize you don’t gym or lift lol my bad

[wheat jay]

Wait, haven't you been together for like 5 years now?

[copper fox]

No meme

[wheat jay]

Why aren't you wifing her?

[fierce elm]

if I dont pendlay row 4 plates with minimal body english by the end of the year I will kms

[fierce elm]

6 years this year

[robust hearth]

So no rank 1

[robust hearth]

Dnt tell ppl how to love their lives

[copper fox]

Real? Because I’m going to pull over 8 100% lol

[wheat jay]

Wife her up

[robust hearth]

Stop peer pressuring afro

[wheat jay]

Not like you're gonna find a new gf next week, you're stuck with the psycho now

[fierce elm]

I think I can do like 3-4 reps maybe by the end of the year

maybe

[copper fox]

Most I’ve ever done is 315 for reps I have no idea what I can do

[fierce elm]

idk depends on if my lower back keeps it together or not

Yeah thats what I am doing rn

Mostly just working up slowly from 315

Right now its just doing 5x3 for sets

[copper fox]

Deleting things is weird @robust hearth

[fierce elm]

Its a fun as fuck lift to be good at though

[copper fox]

We all saw it

Agreed

I love it

[fierce elm]

Because everybody expects you to deadlift and then you yeet that shit into your stomach lmao

[robust hearth]

Tf u mean?

[boreal veldt]

We all saw it

[copper fox]

Bless took a ss too

[robust hearth]

Lmfao

[boreal veldt]

I'm quick with it

[copper fox]

Barbell OHP most impressive lift tho imo

[robust hearth]

My horsecock?

[fierce elm]

Absolutely

[copper fox]

In general

[fierce elm]

there is nothing more fucking manly than lifting heavy weight above your head

[copper fox]

Mfs out here OHPing 405+

Idk how

[robust hearth]

[fierce elm]

That and like extremely heavy deep dips

are just so fucking testosterone pilled

Watching some dude weighing 90kg just do a dip with 200kg attached to his wiener is WILD

[robust hearth]

Dip dip potato chip

[full quiver]

pendlay row is lame

just do normal bb row like a man

fucking nerd lifter

[worldly oriole]

xD

[copper fox]

Pendlay more primal ngl

[robust hearth]

Scooberz just whip it out

[fierce elm]

Pendlay feels better

than BB rows

BB rows can just be cheated yeeted

Also because I don't deadlift I want a lower back stressing movement

[copper fox]

I do both ofc tho

[worldly oriole]

whip out the back extension

[full quiver]

i feel like it's harder to get good lat activation

[worldly oriole]

4 house

[full quiver]

and easier to fuck up lower back

doing pendlays

nerdfro

just likes to do dumb stuff

[robust hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/who-asked-me-trying-to-find-who-asked-spongebob-spunch-bob-gif-22526294

[full quiver]

like those plank benches

[copper fox]

Bro deleted it and reposted with the @

Holy schizo

[fierce elm]

I do like doing dumb stuff

lmao

[copper fox]

Squire boy do you drink energy drinks?

[robust hearth]

Bro it literally r ally isn't all tht complicated i originally meant it to u but I guess scooter comment popped up so the action went to his comment I deleted it cuz scoops is a good boy

[copper fox]

“It literally r ally isn’t all”

Holy shit

[robust hearth]

Whatever keeps me awake

[copper fox]

Same

[worldly oriole]

i play horde @robust hearth

whats this ally shit you speak of

[copper fox]

Horde bis

[robust hearth]

Nah horde ain't what it used to be

The last ounce of testosterone in WoW died with garrosh in shadowlands

[copper fox]

Send it

[robust hearth]

WHO TF IS STILL TRYING TO RBG

[copper fox]

Do I get mod in here if I hit r1 @elfin surge

[spice hornet]

No, because you didn't join the ol boys club by getting 100 parses in a US top 50 guild

thats the true way to get SF

not sure how Mud got it one day

[copper fox]

Damn

Pve cabal

[spice hornet]

definitely

[robust hearth]

Alright I'm going to bed

Hi @spice hornet nice to see you

[spice hornet]

Hi, nice to see you

Prized Marshal Kennie soon?

[robust hearth]

Night night

[spice hornet]

you are EU?

[worldly oriole]

i need a raiding guild

[spice hornet]

@potent forum @copper fox is interested in joining the pve cabal

[copper fox]

What if

I just sell one of them 2400 in pvp

As a trade

Instead

Sell as a trade… I’m regarded

Anyway I’ll get one of them glad this season

lol

[robust hearth]

No I just work overnights and go to work in 5 hrs

[urban skiff]

never invite

how the heck am i supposed to remember all this

enh is like 1 button: Stormstrike

[copper fox]

@fierce elm just went 6-0 on hpal… not good

1637 rn full honor gear no precog… THE PUSH

[spice hornet]

@urban skiff @sharp meteor when we hittin the strip club

Hong Kong in Tijuana

[urban skiff]

Strippin' the buffs from mages you mean?

[spice hornet]

I know for a fact @worldly oriole partakes

[worldly oriole]

ive only been to a strip club once

lol

[potent forum]

Don't do it

Stay safe

[frank knoll]

M + is cool because I can login and play the game instead of sitting in a queue

[copper fox]

Most people sit in qs for M+ too

It’s actually one of the most complained about things regarding M+

And meta issues

Literally the same issues as pvp lol

[potent forum]

Ye you'll be in a q for M+ as a DPS longer than blitz lmao

The only way to skip long q's for M+ is spam shit keys you've far bypassed while playing meta or have a team

Otherwise you're 1 of 70 DPSers apping to every key

[spice hornet]

in BFA I recognized if you want to push keys, do not do it as DPS warrior

[worldly oriole]

only way to skip long ques is to tank them

[spice hornet]

I had like 24s timed and couldn't get into 20s

[frank knoll]

3k tank main I don’t sit queues

[elfin surge]

wtf

why we yappin

[worldly oriole]

about to start tankin

[copper fox]

That’s like saying you’re a healer in pvp and don’t sit qs

Bad comparison either way

[frank knoll]

Healing is soy

[copper fox]

Nice

[sharp meteor]

ya feelin like the little green aliens in the claw machine from toy story when u get picked

[frank knoll]

Me Press button me smash me see big # on screen

[elfin surge]

[sharp meteor]

solo dps puggin on a non giga spec is brutal

[worldly oriole]

i just waited 27 minutes for a solo shuff

where they dcd after one round

lmao

[frank knoll]

Naw i actually wanna get into healing I just don’t know what healer to pick
Dragon looks fun visually but I don’t think it’s actually good

Holy priest looks boring
Disc and Rsham require a MENSA membership to execute
I guess R Druid, MW or H Pal it is

[jovial torrent]

@frank knoll ive only played hpal mw so far, Hpal is really nice lots of o crap buttons for shuffle, can still cast holy spender when kicked on holy

[urban skiff]

I don't care for any of that

DENOUNCE DENOUNCE DENOUNCE DENOUNCE DENOUNCE

[jovial torrent]

was the buff enough to make it worth casting, personally i liked repentence spam

[spice hornet]

@elfin surge what we doin for dinner tonight, qdoba roudn 2

[elfin surge]

idk i just had a can of tuna and yogurt

prob nothing

done

gg

[spice hornet]

[urban skiff]

@jovial torrent i think it's pretty neat

[spice hornet]

oh damn

[jovial torrent]

mnnn maybe il have to play my pala a bit more for fun, next up is probs 1800 on boomy

[urban skiff]

m8, stop that nonsense and do enh peestormbringer instead

[sharp meteor]

[spice hornet]

[jovial torrent]

i got 1800 on sham cheesing the f out of ele lol, with gear tapping ascendence into ele blast usually just randomly killed someone

[urban skiff]

skip ele

[jovial torrent]

i wish lasso was actually a useful button to press

[urban skiff]

enh is the fun

[elfin surge]

wat

[urban skiff]

skip lasso, skip totems

just start slamming stormstrikes

[jovial torrent]

think il 100% do enhance next season, maybe il grab some gear once cap unlocks

[urban skiff]

do it this season, it's in a really fun spot

[fierce elm]

its over

healer main disgust

[urban skiff]

won't be good but definitely stupid amounts of fun

[pastel swan]

I’ve heard hpal and priest easiest to get into. MW for maximum fun

[frank knoll]

MW look like they’re having fun

[worldly oriole]

is mw a banger rn?

[fierce elm]

Into everything but Warrior lmao

[haughty jewel]

can u guys stop playing arms

cant afford ot have this spec nerfed now

[frank knoll]

Monk looks interesting
Never really played it

[haughty jewel]

yea go play monk

[worldly oriole]

damn i need another monk for mw

[frank knoll]

Visually it looks cool

Spearmint color stuff flying everywhere

[pastel swan]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9HhaVvPeMqQ

Supa out here doin yall job. Step the fuck up

[frank knoll]

Meepmonk never seems to be having a good time tho

[pastel swan]

Did you see that time recently when meep crashed the fuck out bc the mage blocked nothing

[frank knoll]

He’s the healer version of Joefernandes

Minus the whole Blizzcon champ thing

[pastel swan]

https://www.twitch.tv/meepmonkmw/clip/DarkBelovedHumanWholeWheat-atHGMzbikeUKVtIk

Best crashout I’ve seen

Just watch the whole thing

[copper fox]

lol that kid

[fierce elm]

lmfao

[scarlet barn]

PvP isnt good for mental health

[pastel swan]

He could’ve had an aneurysm after that one

[jovial torrent]

mw monk is actually infuriating, have to constantly channel so u can be kicked all the time, and chain cc'd if u wana go for a leg sweep also the anti silence tea doesnt last long enough to cast, tea double enveloping mist jade lightning and u really wana press enveloping mist before jade lightning

[worldly oriole]

im leveling shadow priest

[fierce elm]

MW also gets fucked by the most meta class

Warrior

so yeah

[pastel swan]

I don’t heal, but my friends who are mglad healers all say mw is the funnest to them. Fun doesn’t equal good lmao

[pastel swan]

Warriors meta?

[fierce elm]

without a doubt

[green wharf]

wtf, why he so mad

what happened in this game

[jovial torrent]

cus he used his big shield on the guy and he iceblocks for no reason

[pastel swan]

The mage blocked badly

[pastel swan]

Lmao I’m jk. Have you tried fury yet or only arms post nerfs? I prefer slayer arms

[pastel swan]

And I think it happened the round before too

So that’s why it sent him

[fierce elm]

I aint a fury gamer

[jovial torrent]

monk has its moments of being really fun when u ring of peace ppl well or get a good lightning zap, but when paladin has 2 bubbles and aura dmg reduction and hand of sac to break cc on urself its just clearly way more punishing to play MW, somtimes your teammates just ignore enemies and train one guy, but like a warlock can just walk across the map and spam fear on you whil enoone on your team punishes the lock for it

[fierce elm]

Arms is bound to get nerfed

[jovial torrent]

or evoker spamming their sleep, same with poly

holy priest getting free cc from their stun into fear

[green wharf]

mortal strike nerfed by 25%
Execute nerfed by 15%
slam buffed by 5%

[copper fox]

Psure over the course of wow there’s been much worse pve mental issues than pvp

Can almost guarantee it

PvP creates men

PVE is for scripted babies

[scarlet barn]

PvP creates men

Dude Pvp and pve people screach the same

Only difference is there is many more people in PVE than it is in PVP

[sharp meteor]

ya cos pver is easier

[scarlet barn]

I dont think that is only reason but sure

[green wharf]

beating npcs is easier than beating other players

[onyx marlin]

add some random +% to overpower too

[worldly oriole]

what if the other players are npcs?

[sharp meteor]

blitz is like 60% npcs

[jovial torrent]

the biggest difference is pve players are good at memorising and optimising thats why they just wipe retry till they just have a feeling of k at 1 min 30 i need to hold cd for 10 seconds to hit this trash that spawns or be here to dodge swirly, and pvp players are good at making adaptations mid fight, i just do casual hc raids and m+ now and the biggest thing i notice is u cannot tell a average pve player mid fight to do somthing cus they just cant change their plan they memorised right away.

[green wharf]

do you guys remember that brawl that you fight npcs

so funny

one day blitz will make that shit ranked

[jovial torrent]

imagine a day with Ai tanks/healers in m+

so everyone can just play dps

[sharp meteor]

dps in keys are so weird man

they'll like stand in a frontal or swirly and somehow find a way to blame the tank/healer for not doing a good enough job selfplaying them

[jovial torrent]

id tank more if dungeons were more linear i just cannot be bothered to learn paths and pull %

[sharp meteor]

u can just import routes which takes like 5 secs then once u do it u know it

90% of it is just pressing w

stopping w/e u can that kills the group cos only tanks an dhealers know what is lethal

and then ideally pull around cds to a degree but dps usually know route and figure it out

[jovial torrent]

guess they improved it a bit, bfa was obnoxious with the affix's changing stuff

[sharp meteor]

first pull is giga everybody uses potion + 2 minutes for instance, then you do small pull, then big with 2 minutes or 90 seconds etc

ya affixes disappear now above 12s

"hey bro its monday u wanna help me with my bolstering shrine of the storm dawg i promise i remember the bosses (doesn't)"

god bfa affixos were agony

[jovial torrent]

heh was about to mention bolstering, and that awakened pillar shit

[copper fox]

No shit I’m memeing

[jovial torrent]

legion m+ actually felt fun before it became a big esport

changing trinkets and gear sets was fun too, had ur big blast aoe trinke and single target ones

[spice hornet]

Playing warr and being unable to do anything about Skittish was awesome

[sharp meteor]

ya had to us the og method of dyin to drop it

[jovial torrent]

they need to hurry the f up and fix fury in m+

and warriors in general, poverty class for invites

[sharp meteor]

its aight with the right comp but good grief

5 tar cap brutal

[jovial torrent]

the irony of being scared to homogenise dps but it causes all groups to become the same 4ish dps ppl want

[scarlet barn]

yea all of you are memeing all the time

[copper fox]

Yea how dare we have fun. Must be serious and read scripts and stand in the same spot every week like pve players

[frank knoll]

Explosive and necrotic were the most aids affixes

[sand sundial]

you dont like race-track gaming where the computer runs the simulations for you to determine how to squeeze in +%0.7 more dps?

[scarlet barn]

Yea exactly. Be serious like pve players

They never have fun, not even in PVE discord channels

[green wharf]

you thinking too small

imagine a day with a.i dps, so everyone can be tanks and healers just fine

[jovial torrent]

cosy solo tanking m+

[green wharf]

i can run m+ as prot and let the a.i do the dps and healing

[copper fox]

I’m qing into a boomy rogue rn as ret warr and its comical

[green wharf]

to who

[copper fox]

To me

Because I’m hitting this rogue

For 5 million non stop

[green wharf]

[frank knoll]

Every thing is hyper optimized and microanalyzed

Best thing about PvP is I don’t really have to run sims every time I get a new piece of gear

[sharp meteor]

i love that you know when you're gonna be full bis

i love the feelycraft aspect esp in blitz

[pastel swan]

Hypothetically, if you guys were to play a dead spec like fury for example. Would you hold reck if ur against a mage for an extra root break (im not gnome)

Like pop avatar buss him down then when he roots if u don’t get insta dispelled reck

[haughty jewel]

no just reck first

and maybe hold avatar for the few seconds of reck avatar being up

and if it falls and u can pomp just send it

[green wharf]

if you have anger management, reck refresh super quick

[pastel swan]

Thanks!

[spice hornet]

When are they making @sharp meteor a stormforged

[urban skiff]

probs after me

is auto attack important for bm hunter?

or like at all worth worrying about?

[fierce elm]

whatchu mean

[urban skiff]

I mean on my warlock I used to have a set of keybinds for full dps'ing my target, my focus, and my pet's target

For warlock I didn't lose anything doing this, but I figure for bm I'm going to lose out on autoattacks and maybe some procs?

[fierce elm]

You arent auto attacking your main target?

or do you wonder if you need a sårcific bind for switching?

I am confused

[urban skiff]

It would be a full rotation into something that isn't my target, there's no way to do auto attacks on not-my-target (in this case my focus)

so I'm asking if that is a significant dps loss vs swapping targets. Not because I don't want to swap targets

[fierce elm]

probs have some procs

though I would 100% ask da real hunters

[fierce elm]

I definitely think you shouldnt accept losing the auto attack damage

[urban skiff]

i guess that's not too bad

[fierce elm]

well that was quickly answered lmao

[urban skiff]

technically wouldn't be lost but it wouldn't necessarily be going into the target i'm hitting

with the rotation

[fierce elm]

It just feels like you are making this more complicated

[urban skiff]

just another point where warlock is cooler than hunter tbh

[urban skiff]

Nah, it's a leftover from my pve days

[fierce elm]

Why not just add an auto-attack command to your focus macros etc

if you want to go that route

[urban skiff]

Because it's more about "I'm temporarily LoS'd but need to use my global on something"->put some globals into whatever isn't cc'd

not big enough to swap target but not small enough that I'll forego the extra damage done?

Every time i played ranged in pve because they made me, I set up keybinds so I could execute my full rotation on at least two targets without swapping targets

[fierce elm]

what the hell

[urban skiff]

So yeah, obviously not necessary, but it was comfy as heck

[fierce elm]

Yeah I think this is just suboptimal lmao

[urban skiff]

But comfy

hence my question, how much suboptimal it is 😄

[fierce elm]

How long is a rope my friend lmao

I don't think anyone has spent much thought about stuff like this, this does seem like uniquely you

[urban skiff]

But this is a defined measuable thing

[fierce elm]

yeah probably

[urban skiff]

Maybe i'll be the first sub-intelligent BM hunter

bet i could make a macro that targetswaps if my partner's target drops into execute range

😮

[fierce elm]

lmao

but why

[urban skiff]

less thinking = more shooting

and sometimes i do stuff just because nobody stops me

[vague grove]

#showtooltip Berserker Stance
/cast Berserker Stance
/equipslot 16 Prized Gladiator's Greatsaw
/equipslot 17 Prized Gladiator's Greatsaw

why does weapon change not work? He swaps stance but not weapons.
def-macro with swtiching to defstance + 1h and shield works.

Is it because both weapons have the same name?

[fierce elm]

Why are we swapping weapons

Is the bigger question

Swapping to shield+1 hander just isnt worth it anywhere

It could be tied to some name fuckery due to the weps having the same name, but you dont need this

[vague grove]

lmao wut

no shield block against melee comps?

[fierce elm]

No

In WoW your best option for defense is always more damage

And by swapping you pretty much turn into a useless NPC during swap

when you could be outputting pressure

while getting rather miniscule defensives

We havent weapon swapped since pre-Legion iirc

[vague grove]

well last time i played arena was BC/Woltk xd

[fierce elm]

Yeah, that makes sense as we swapped then

[vague grove]

no weapon swap in downtimes sounds so wrong

[fierce elm]

You dont have downtime lmao

Damage is so high that we dont have downtime anymore

Especially since you are Fury, you got pretty much constant uptime of Reck or Bladestorm

Also you do drop enrage if you go shield+weapon

Which is a defensive loss

[vague grove]

so do i go def stance at all?

[fierce elm]

Yes

We are still stance dancing to negate damage

[vague grove]

aye

[fierce elm]

Just dont sit it

But during their major CDs where you are going to take guaranteed damage with your healer CCd and having zero peel I would dstance

or when you cant hit anything

[vague grove]

ok thank you

[uneven lava]

i macro warbreaker with battle stance

ignore pain with over power, ignore pain with defensive

[fierce elm]

stop

christ

The trolling is too much when we got people asking beginner questions

[uneven lava]

im serious

idk why nvm

[fierce elm]

Do not macro IP to overpower

do not macro IP to dstance

its incredibly bad habits

[urban skiff]

make a set of both weapons and equipset both at once

[fierce elm]

HE DOESNT NEED IT

[urban skiff]

like this

[urban skiff]

a fury would swap to shield + 2h

[urban skiff]

I figured he already understood he doesn't need it. I'm just saying how to make it work in case he wants to play like classic and shit later

It's a pretty neat thing, you can make your sort of own custom conditional because you can check if a saved set is equipped

[fierce elm]

CLASSIC EEEE

[urban skiff]

classic doesn't have peestorm

inferior edition

shadowlands classic when though

[fierce elm]

getting such a juicy fucking pump rn

[urban skiff]

I should train but I can level up a hunter instead

[fierce elm]

Kinda looking forward to it

the PvP was great

[urban skiff]

shadowlands was great

[fierce elm]

Been here for like an hour maybe at most

Just gonna run the DB rack for infinite lateral raises then go home

[urban skiff]

gonna wrap up this dungeon and then start queuing shuffle agian

[copper fox]

Literally my favorite thing to do

[fierce elm]

It felt great

currently eating out of a bowl

[fierce elm]

Today was a weird gym day

because I really felt the chest pump

so all I did was get a chest and lateral raise pump lmao

Tried out the plate loaded chest press and its so fucking good brother

[copper fox]

I love me a good incline plate loaded

[fierce elm]

It places me perfectly for not hurting my shoulder

and it gives you a huge fucking stretch but you also use your foot to push it up to start the first rep

did like 3 sets to failure because I was enjoying it

[lavish quest]

Did you find tony?

[fierce elm]

I see like 8 Tonys daily

[copper fox]

Yea those are probably my second fav chest movements after incline bench

[fierce elm]

complete newbies who have no clue what they are doing yet act like they know stuff

[copper fox]

Today is incline bench and seated military

[fierce elm]

5x3 Larsen Press, then 1xAmrap tempo larsen, 4x8 weighted dips, 3xAmrap chest press plate, 2xfailure+1xdropset Chest flies and run the rack lat raises

felt great tbh

Almost killed myself because I almost fell off the bench during one larsen set