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elfin surge
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they gunna nerf fury (it wont do anything) but everyone will swap arms anyways and see its actually just as good

fierce elm
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How will this impact MUD 2s games

copper fox
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How will that impact lebrons legacy

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I’ve yet to 6-0 on arms btw and if I was fury 90% of those lobbies would have been 6-0

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That’s my arms xp so far

fierce elm
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You don't have the sigma status for Arms

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the subpar spec

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Minimum aura

copper fox
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You’re not wrong

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I keep forgetting to press sweeping on cd

fierce elm
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lmao

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Don't worry you too can ask basic questions for a year and make no rpogress

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then take a break for a month

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then ask the most basic questions again

copper fox
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I need that 1 button patch ASAP

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Why can’t we macro sweeping to anything

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Some bs

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Where’s my ease of gaming

fierce elm
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Macro everything to Overpower

elfin surge
fierce elm
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Should I macro IP and overpower

fierce elm
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So far you have only done 2s anytime I have watched you

elfin surge
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I don't stream.

fierce elm
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Sorry, the three times you have streamed TWW

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you have only done 2s

elfin surge
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Not true

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I qd 3s with petkick

copper fox
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I saw tsg in s1

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That’s about it

fierce elm
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Yeah I didn't see that stream

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So the bullying will continue

elfin surge
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Silence, peasant.

copper fox
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I sat a 35 minute q at 2k mmr on my arms last night btw

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Tf is that

elfin surge
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Game is alive and doing well.

fierce elm
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lmfao

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makes sense

copper fox
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Thursday night use to be PRIME

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for a 3-3 lobby btw
Hpal ret dev fury arms (me) disc

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Even at 2k that felt ridiculous on arms lol

rancid granite
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you guys ever realize MUD backwards is DUM

fierce elm
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holy fuck this dude TOXIC as hell

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@elfin surge bro can we warn @rancid granite

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bro is out here NAMECALLING

copper fox
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You guys ever realize Aatos backwards is Soda 🥤????

fierce elm
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Yall ever realize Nascar backwards is Nascar

elfin surge
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Haters gunna hate

copper fox
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Warriors brains going hard rn

rancid granite
copper fox
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I gotta figure out a way to meme white monster into this stupid gorilla vs 100 men thing for today

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Have a few ideas

fierce elm
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what is this gorilla vs 100 men thing that I have seen pop up lmfao

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are we that bored

copper fox
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It was a tweet that went omega viral

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Yes we are

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This is 2025

fierce elm
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I am on the team that says 100 men all dogpiling a gorilla will win

elfin surge
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100 medieval knights vs 1 mud

fierce elm
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I mean Tonypajamas beats a gorilla on his own

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He got a college offer because he beat a squirrel

copper fox
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Men win eventually because gorillas actually get tired fast af

fierce elm
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Men win because you poke out the gorillas eyes and that mofo cant see

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then you just wait him out lmao

rancid granite
fierce elm
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100 dudes is a lot of dudes

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However, if that onlyfans chick can take 1000 dudes maybe I am wrong

elfin surge
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Afro can take on 100 dudes

copper fox
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If Bonnie Blue can… Afro can

fierce elm
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Bitch It ake on 100000 dudes

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Im a dude-lover

copper fox
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Hell yea BRÜTHER

fierce elm
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Also there is this fucking SPECIMEN of a chick in the gym

elfin surge
fierce elm
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straight up fucking jacked

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Strict rowing a 90kg barbell at like sub-60

copper fox
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She’s probably pretty well endowed

fierce elm
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for reps

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yoked as fuck

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I too wish to be her

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Anyways the men win vs the gorilla because 100 dudes is a lot

sand sundial
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youre crazy

fierce elm
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just gotta sacrifice some of them, poke out the two eyes and wait it out

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Im not saying all 100 dudes survive

sand sundial
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gorilla can tear humans like paper

fierce elm
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Yeah

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Hence, 100 dudes dogpiling at the same time

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just gotta poke out two eyes

sand sundial
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you know how you split up chicken wings? he can do that to your torso

fierce elm
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Yeah

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So we have some sacrifices

copper fox
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Yea

fierce elm
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in the end the gorilla has two arms and two legs

copper fox
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Gotta sac 30+ men

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Probably

sand sundial
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the memes are hilarious tho

fierce elm
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Assuming not everyone has to survive, yes

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the memes are great lmao

elfin surge
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ok can i use items from my surroundings in this gorilla fight

fierce elm
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You can use other dudes

copper fox
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No

fierce elm
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So I can throw you at the gorilla

copper fox
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It’s bear 🐻 hands

fierce elm
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Bare hands, no clothes

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oiled up

copper fox
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OILED lmfaoooo

elfin surge
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the skulls of my fallen brothers could be useful as a weapon

fierce elm
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Oh yall talking some other gorilla mb

copper fox
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Yes

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Anything from a man

fierce elm
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aight my bad guys

copper fox
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Their skulls work

fierce elm
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Holy fuck sacrifice mud immediately and turn his thigh-bone into a fucking knife

sand sundial
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i mean the thing is after the first few guys the gorilla would probably go on a rampage

sand sundial
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stomp on skulls and ragdoll people

fierce elm
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We accept the losses

elfin surge
copper fox
fierce elm
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am I WRONG

copper fox
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No youre not

elfin surge
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imma just link that to people randomly

fierce elm
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We need like a cool comparison

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Like, we need 3 Tigers versus 100 unarmed men in the middle of the fucking jungle

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now that would be a fair fight

copper fox
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????

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That’s 10000% worse

fierce elm
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exactly

copper fox
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lol

fierce elm
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100 men versus 5 chimpanzees but they have to fight in the treetops

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Fight in their natural habitat

copper fox
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100 gorillas vs 1 fury warrior

fierce elm
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100 men versus 1 gorilla in the New York subway

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100 young london males vs 1 gorilla in a shady alley

copper fox
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1 twilight vampire vs 1 gorilla in the space ship Katy Perry pretended to go to space in

fierce elm
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exactly

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we need some realistic scenarios

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battle arenas

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I would watch modern Gladiators

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some real RISKS

copper fox
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Mike ohearn tried to make that gladiator show

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It flopped so hard

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Because no one was dying

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Need real deaths

fierce elm
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exactly

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pair up 10 desperate dudes against a tiger

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offer an absurd amount of money

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a billion for the dudes to split if they managed to take down the tiger

copper fox
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1 Florida man on 100 grams of bath salts vs 1 tiger (Florida man wins)

fierce elm
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Instead of just 1v1 in an octagon I want a 20v20 brawl in the streets until DEATH

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No refs, no rules

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My new favorite thing to watch is Armored MMA

copper fox
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Earth is too populated we need this anyway

copper fox
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lol

sand sundial
green wharf
lavish quest
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Gorilla wouldn't stand a chance out here in Detroit

jovial torrent
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honestly i think u could kill a gorilla with less than 5 ppl if some of those men are willing to die, just gouge its eyes out and wait for it to starve to death

lavish quest
green wharf
elfin surge
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It'll only take 5 warrior mains to beat gorilla

green wharf
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the question is just up to interpretation, no one set rules or anything in that dumb discussion

jovial torrent
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yeh, just so weird to see ppl say that a gorilla would plow through 100 ppl ezpz, maybe if they are locked in like a 20 ft basketball court

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which class discord would take the least ammount of people to take down a gorilla keks

green wharf
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like, when the first guy dies, use his bones to pierce the gorilla, ez

green wharf
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but are weapons allowed, is this in the jungle, if so does humans can craft weapons with materials they find there? is this in a ring/room, closed doors, so it is a fistfight? who knows, 100 men would kill the gorilla by exhaustion, 100 people is a lot of people

elfin surge
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I think its in a room with nothing and you're naked

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not realistic

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next

green wharf
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is this the fight or something else MwahiKawai

elfin surge
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dude?

fickle forge
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Holy fuck sacrifice mud immediately and turn his thigh-bone into a fucking knife

jovial torrent
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what i wana know is when are the brain chips going to be good enough to run a gorilla power lifting meet

green wharf
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but 100 people in a room versus a gorilla, yeah they win

fierce elm
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Nothing but bodies

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As tools

elfin surge
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Are these 100 men afraid of death?

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if not then you can easily overwhelm the gorilla

green wharf
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in this scenario they dont fear death

elfin surge
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100 men who dont fear death can kill anything

green wharf
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people usually understimate humans as animmals

fierce elm
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In this scenario they know they either kill it or they die anyways

green wharf
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we have many tools to survive and fight

fierce elm
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Or we have walls that push them towards each other

green wharf
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i would say even 20 or 30 strong and fast men can kill a gorilla

elfin surge
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5 warrior mains

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all it takes

fierce elm
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@copper fox is the gorilla a fake natty

green wharf
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it would take much more time, but eventually they get it

fierce elm
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How many Bajheeras would need to fight a gorilla for him to be natural

fierce elm
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I think we are fucked

elfin surge
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?

fierce elm
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Prove me wrong

elfin surge
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I'm the strongest in this chat

fickle forge
fierce elm
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You want to factor in a carb bucket mentality

green wharf
fierce elm
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The stakes are, either you die or you kil the gorilla

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nothign else

green wharf
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you say 100 men naked in a room and i cant joke about it medge

fierce elm
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there is no scenario where you survive by not fighting

copper fox
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We would all be fucked

fierce elm
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Why wasnt I born with the digestive tract of a gorilla

fickle forge
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So if they gon' die, they make sure you gon' die with them

fierce elm
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Whichis fine

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we expect deaths

fickle forge
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We all in this crab bucket

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Not me though, the gorilla is in the bucket with me

fierce elm
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They will be remembered

vital breach
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Guys i dont see any fucking world where gorilla loses vs 100 men

fierce elm
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Really

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you mean to tell me 100 guys can't manage to poke out two eyes by overwhelming the gorilla assuming not everyone has to live

lavish quest
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I don't knownwhy this question blew up so much anyways probably because avg intelligence is plummeting

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100 men win easy

fierce elm
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I mean fuck you can accidentally get blood in it's eyes and its pretty incapacitated for a bit

fierce elm
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Its all about playing the long game, blind it, then walk away

vital breach
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Bro, gorilla would just bladestorm through all of them, and no eye gorilla would still fight

fierce elm
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There is no limits on the room

lavish quest
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It's a 100 v 1. Gorillas arent ver 100x stronger than men lol

fierce elm
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and a blind gorilla can't see the men

vital breach
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But its a draw if u escape

fierce elm
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Henece, blind, disengage, wait out

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We aren't escaping

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Its tactical planning

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all we do is just vibe around away from the blinded gorilla

vital breach
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No eye gorilla would fucking kill 50% of you beforehand

fierce elm
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Yeah

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and that is okay lmao

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We aren't assuming everyone has to live

lavish quest
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If the men truly don't care about their lives, they don't even have to get fancy. Just 100 men rushing the gorilla down, men win easy

vital breach
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So its blind gorilla vs 50 guys

cold summit
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What’s another fun class for warrior players?

fierce elm
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Its a blind, tired, bleeding out gorilla vs 50 guys

vital breach
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And guys have frightened condition

fierce elm
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where the guys can just wait it out

vital breach
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And gorilla can run away

lavish quest
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The gorilla isn't instantly killing 50 men keks

vital breach
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Its a draw

cold summit
fierce elm
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Running away is a loss though

cold summit
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Poor gorilla why does he have to fight 100 men

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He’s a chill gorilla

fierce elm
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So we got 50 guys to take down a tired, blind, bleeding out gorilla

lavish quest
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Give me pointy stick I'll 1v1 the gorilla

fierce elm
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lmfao

cold summit
fierce elm
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We make weapons out of the dead

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bones into shivs

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Its a dumb discussion because MUD alone takes on the Gorilla

vital breach
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Gorilla arms are longer than fucking humans, if he is skillful gorilla he will shockwave all of you

fierce elm
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lmao

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Are the gorillas arms longer than 100 dudes

lavish quest
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Gorillas can't Shockwave lmao

fierce elm
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he has two arms brother

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and two legs

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we aint saying its gonna be a flawless or a clean victory

vital breach
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You gonna do centipede with human or wtf

fierce elm
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yeah

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We stack it up

vital breach
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U cant attack 100ppl at once

sand sundial
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i mean

vital breach
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There is not enough place

sand sundial
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you cant damage the gorilla

vital breach
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Actually yes

fierce elm
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We aren't looking to fucking fistfight him

lavish quest
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So 20 at once with 4 replacements for each man

fierce elm
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Poke eyes/face ut

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yeah 20 at once

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have people lined up immediately

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Everyone goes in fully focused on the face area

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lmfao

lavish quest
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100 men win so easily it's not even funny how dumb people are

sand sundial
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yeah but how are you gonna kill a blind, rampaging gorilla

fierce elm
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By waiting it out

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Its gonna tire the fuck out or bleed out

vital breach
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Gorillas can use weapons aswell, he gonna skin out one of your guys and use it as fucking mace

fierce elm
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While we just sit on the floor and talk about our day

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We accept the loss of dudes

lavish quest
fickle forge
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Case closed

fierce elm
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checkmate

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lmfao

lavish quest
fierce elm
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100 dudes is a lot of dudes

sand sundial
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these are locked in men who are ok with getting fatality'd irl

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men who dont fear death

fierce elm
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They know they either win by killing the gorilla or lose by dying

vital breach
sand sundial
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otherwise when the gorilla makes the first ever human pretzel out of guy #1 everyones gonna run

fierce elm
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There is no option where they survive just doing nothing

lavish quest
vital breach
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bro, chat gpt know more than a fucking biologist or whatsoever

fierce elm
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I got 100 bucks on the dudes

green wharf
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im one btw

sand sundial
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idk, i think it'd tire before 100 guys can realistically damage it

vital breach
green wharf
fierce elm
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I take the wildlife expert over the polish chatgpt

vital breach
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😮 HOW DO U KNOW

green wharf
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gorillas are big and heavy, they get tired easily

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humans are built for endurance

vital breach
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humans are built to be gorilla's slaves

fierce elm
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We assume its an average guy

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not a genetic specimen

sand sundial
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100 LeBrons

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imagine lmao

wheat jay
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bitch

green wharf
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one of the reasons human hunting was so effective is because they just didnt get tired while hunting the prey

fierce elm
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AM I WRONG

green wharf
wheat jay
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is it?

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wtf it is

wheat jay
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lmao

fierce elm
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the average guy worldwide probs overweight and has little to no endurance training

fierce elm
vital breach
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u are mean to polish dudes

fierce elm
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I am but thats unrelated to this discussion

green wharf
fierce elm
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fat fucks

green wharf
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or whatever 130 pounds is

vital breach
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so i am not average human

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im above

wheat jay
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poles built different

vital breach
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and still 100x me would die in gorilla fight

green wharf
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its cuz you are weak

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lack of drive

vital breach
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but i have another question

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imagine

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gorilla is freaking sparta and in close space

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how can u win that

wheat jay
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gorilla tires out on first 30 dudes

potent forum
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If you have 100 absolutely ready to die dudes they'd win, but odds are the gorilla giga fucks like 5 people quick and the other 95 bail

wheat jay
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70 others slam gorilla into the ground

vital breach
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but bodies of 30 guys block gorilla

wheat jay
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you walk over corpses

green wharf
fierce elm
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They survive only by killing the gorilla

potent forum
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I mean we say that but people would bail 😛

green wharf
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like, look how they fight

wheat jay
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also ye no bailing, full go in or die

fierce elm
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They are all aware they live ONLY by killing the gorilla

potent forum
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I mean they'd eventually just tire it out

green wharf
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you need to be more careful about their bite, humans are faster

fierce elm
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So they cant escape the confined space

frank knoll
green wharf
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hit and run tactics

potent forum
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Or someone would get a rock to it's head when it was mauling 2-3 others etc

vital breach
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linccstyle

potent forum
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RIP to the frontline bro

vital breach
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u dont get a point

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no tools

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barehand

green wharf
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hence, 20-30 strong men can do it

potent forum
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I mean yeah it would eventually get exhausted regardless

fierce elm
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Literally just 100 naked dudes against a gorilla with no tools

vital breach
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can 100 gen z guys do it ?

wheat jay
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ngl

fierce elm
potent forum
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Gen z guys can't do anything

wheat jay
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15 afros could prabably do it

potent forum
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RIP to the gen z'ers in here

wheat jay
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maybe 20

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15 pre-cut 20 post-cut

fierce elm
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IM A FUCKING GEN Z

frank knoll
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I think 100 PvP pros could do it

vital breach
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so Afro u should know answer

potent forum
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100 Lorgokz

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100 human gorillas vs 1 gorilla

fierce elm
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I think 100 of me could take on the gorilla

vital breach
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no way

fierce elm
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Not because of strength or attributes

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but because we are 100 guys that are 120kg lmfao

frank knoll
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I’ve always said those guys, like blizconn level players could’ve been Navy Seals, Brain Surgeons or fighter pilots
So they could def figure out a way to take down a gorilla

vital breach
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okay okay

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so lets fucking get rid of gorilla

green wharf
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i dont what movies or anime are you guys watching to think what gorillas can and cant do keks

vital breach
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1000 man vs 1 fungus infested whale which is now a carnivore

potent forum
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I mean gorillas get tired too lol

fierce elm
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lmao gorilla fucking bladestorming

vital breach
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XD

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chat gpt said gorilla is bladestorming

potent forum
vital breach
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i trust him

potent forum
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Bro a gorilla bladestorming would be legendary

vital breach
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no, all in ocean

fierce elm
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all in ocean?

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Whale wins

potent forum
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I mean the whale probably wins bro

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Like a whale can swallow a solid 100+ people in 1 bite if it's big enough

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And no weps etc, in the water...how the fuck do you even hurt it?

fierce elm
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Yeah I got the whale

potent forum
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Lmao

green wharf
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whales cant move in the earth, the pressure just kills then

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they die by their own weight

vital breach
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whales in the earth

potent forum
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1 day those creatures are gonna evolve and we're all fucked man

vital breach
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sounds like fucking metal album

potent forum
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I welcome our shark overlords personally

fierce elm
frank knoll
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There was a whale during prehistoric times that would use sonic signals to stun their prey before eating them

potent forum
vital breach
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1 titanoboa vs 150 man

fierce elm
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Thankfully we are gonna be dead and the planet will be long destroyed before they walk the earth

potent forum
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Thank god for inevitable death

green wharf
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"evolution" that change species to something else take thousands/millions of years

vital breach
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if they evolve, we can evolve too

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but we gonna be worse

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i mean jsut worse

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in every aspect

fierce elm
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Born too late to explore the moon, born too early to see shark with legs, born just in time to shitpost in #pvp

frank knoll
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Some scientists said that squid were the next species to take over after us

green wharf
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we are going to be extinct under nuclear war

potent forum
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We have "evolved" into a super fat society that can barely use the stairs we invented as a vast majority

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Humanity is the epitome of so smart we're stupid

fierce elm
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We do invent some fun things

potent forum
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Like video games

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and cocaine

fierce elm
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Imagine going from a stick fire to a device that holds all of earths knowledge in your palm

frank knoll
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What I don’t get is
People workout and are more health conscious than ever
But there are more fat people than ever before

vital breach
potent forum
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The vast majority of people are incredibly lazy man

green wharf
frank knoll
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Like in the 50s everyone was in shape apparently
But men weren’t going to the gym after work

green wharf
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a lot of people have hard day jobs, they just get home eat what they can and sleep

frank knoll
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My mom said in the 80s when she was in highschool there wasn’t a single fat kid

potent forum
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In the 50s every job was physical

fierce elm
potent forum
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People used to walk like 20k+ steps a day

fierce elm
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Changes in priority

potent forum
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Now we tell people 10k is great and you'll be healthy

frank knoll
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There were def white collar dudes
And they were all ripped

potent forum
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And most people can't even get 10k

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Food wasn't full of bullshit either

fierce elm
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you take the average 50s guy and they probs have like 1/20th of the stress of an average guy nowadays

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Personal health is always the thing sacrificed first

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because its the easiest to give up

frank knoll
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My dad was ripped in the 90s, he had a desk job in the army and his only physical activity was getting drunk and playing softball after work 2 times a week.
I think it’s alot of what you guys say, people had more physical lifestyles in general, but also I think they put a bunch of bullshit in our food

fierce elm
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Also, depression/anxiety has a direct tie into personal health and that is shooting through the roof

green wharf
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i remember back in the 70s

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my grandma wa telling me

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houses were like 20 bucks

fierce elm
green wharf
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living today is fucking expensive

fierce elm
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EU-standards have actually gone up and we have blanket bans onto addicting additives

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Meaning we dont giga abuse corn syrup into everything

frank knoll
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When I was in Spain and Germany
I noticed people smoke cigs and drink but they don’t stuff their faces

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And you all look great

fierce elm
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Its the thing, we cant just say the world does x thing, because we gotta split countries up

boreal veldt
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It's hard to explain to a stressed out or depressed person that work outs and putting your body into intended stress actually makes you feel better

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When just taking a break from doing anything also feels good

hexed barn
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So refreshing to hear the pvp community talking about mental health

fierce elm
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We stan physical and mental health here

fickle forge
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We gotta die on this hill

fierce elm
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lmao

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What lifts

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nerdass

frank knoll
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Lifting is mental health
If I’m don’t train for like 5 days it feels like all of the happiness has left my body

fickle forge
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They're doing good rn man

fierce elm
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IF IT AINT A 4PL8 BENCH A 600LBS SWUAT 700 LBS DEADLIFT 10 STRICT PULLUPS DEAD HANG WITH A PLATE AND 225 LBS ADDED KNTO 10 PAUSED DIPS

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its bad

frank knoll
#

There’s not a single guy in France or Germany who can do that

fierce elm
#

there probs is

exotic forge
#

You lift your mental health

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Not the other way around

frank knoll
#

I go to Germany pretty frequently for work
Everyone I saw at the gyms was like soccer player build, not very jacked

fickle forge
#

I feel good

fierce elm
#

WACK

copper fox
#

I mean

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The French and German IPF powerlifters have something else to say about that

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I’ve went to gyms in Moscow and no one was jacked but we all know what these Russians are really like

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They exist

frank knoll
#

Underground Russian Mob steroid gym probably

fierce elm
#

They just train in basement gyms

copper fox
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Exactly

frank knoll
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Or on the frontline lol

copper fox
#

If I don’t bench 500 before summer 2026 I’m solo fighting a gorilla btw

frank knoll
#

You better
You’ve got Bradley Martyn stats
6’3 270

copper fox
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Yea I’m not as jacked but I’m way stronger than that guy lol

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Never had more than 2 abs fr

frank knoll
#

Abs are mostly genetic anyways

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Look at Dr.Mike
The dude competes in bodybuilding and has a Ph.d and still can’t get abs

copper fox
#

Yea idc about them anyway. I’m on this planet to total 2k in sleeves and 2.2k in wraps then I’m done

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That’s all I got

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lol

frank knoll
#

Do you guys think RFK is on more than just TRT

green wharf
#

wat

boreal veldt
#

wat

rancid granite
#

dejavu

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I'm like the only warrior main who does basic calisthenics and no weights is this why I'm stuck 2300

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all the fancy calisthenics exercises more appealing than heavy rock I hope that doesn't make me a rogue main

fierce elm
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Its just that your average gymbro cant comprehend the strength needed for some of them

rancid granite
#

it's to me at least the mental of it lol, would feel more of an achievement to do a controlled movement well opposed to lb numbers

frank knoll
rancid granite
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idk any of the names of the exercises tho

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but I'm on my way

boreal veldt
#

It's great since a lot of my work employs movement and dance

copper fox
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Guys a male stripper

fierce elm
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get that bread

rancid granite
#

guess the fellow colossus enjoyers also enjoy cali

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small crew, elite breed

boreal veldt
rancid granite
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i heard Methy has magic mike on dvd and blueray and digital

copper fox
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How do you think I increase my test before a workout?

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Ofc I watch magic mike on repeat

boreal veldt
#

I'd make more doing that than stage stunts and bartending I bet

copper fox
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I have a client who’s a stunt man you gotta move to NJ for the Netflix opening. Dudes here are going to be making ridiculous $$$

boreal veldt
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No way, them film stunters are insane. I'm good with my pratt falls and sword fights lmao

copper fox
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Haha

lavish quest
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Look at that, I get a hair cut and go grocery shopping, and yall aren't still stuck on 100 men vs gorilla

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Proud of yall

rancid granite
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yeah everyone settled on 100 guys rushing it at once because it got boring

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you can fit like 3 people around it at the same time max

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its just a newage version of can you take on 100 children at the same time

lavish quest
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You can fit more than that, but let's not dig back into it lmao

rancid granite
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im highly surprised no one has made a 3d model example of it yet

lavish quest
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I used to do that kind of stuff. I could prob find some free human and gorilla models somewhere if I wanted to put in effort

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But I won't

rancid granite
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rofl

exotic forge
#

I wonder how this contributes to wow's pvp

fickle forge
elfin surge
#

???

spice hornet
lavish quest
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Buff fury

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All of his rounds looked like this

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Poor guy

urban skiff
copper fox
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Surely I will have decent q times this weekend right

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Surely

spice hornet
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Ha

copper fox
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Qfiend next time AWC does sign ups lets go as double warrior

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Immediately lose to the first mage

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Team name - “avg shuffle comp”

spice hornet
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keks I’m down

lavish quest
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I'm the ret in the picture, so I was doing fine, and top dam bout half the rounds

fierce elm
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wtf ret abuser

lavish quest
fierce elm
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fair

lavish quest
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💋

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My ret be drippin tho

lavish quest
urban skiff
fierce elm
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The go is the same

lavish quest
fierce elm
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You just add final verdict every min

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reckoning*

lavish quest
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I send reckoning first go

urban skiff
lavish quest
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Always get shit on CD

fierce elm
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Reckoning - Wake - continue

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otherwise Wake - continue

lavish quest
#

Paladins are always going

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10s up, 20s down

urban skiff
urban skiff
fierce elm
#

Reckoning one minute

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wake 30s

lavish quest
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Together

fierce elm
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Always together when you can

urban skiff
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So literally doomwinds and peewave

lavish quest
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Even if they get desync'd somehow slightly, I line em up

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May just mean holding reck for like 10s or so

urban skiff
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So if i want to fuck with ret, i land something in between them?

lavish quest
#

Reck isn't all that strong without the wings and flood of holy power from wake

urban skiff
#

Like a thunderstorm or stun

lavish quest
#

So it does nothing without it

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I mean... stun I guess

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But reck last 12s and wings 10s

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Ret is a ranged DPS so good luck with the knock plan

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They should probably just make ret use wands at this point keks

urban skiff
lavish quest
#

Freedom

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El

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Oh

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El

urban skiff
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I purge a lot

lavish quest
#

Still breaks the root

urban skiff
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Purging freedom is better than a night with Sydney Sweeney

urban skiff
lavish quest
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By then they back in their 20 yd range

urban skiff
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Unleash shield is a root and then purging freedom i drop root totem after

lavish quest
#

Judgement and hammer of wrath are 30 yds too

urban skiff
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And its not like i cant run too

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If they follow and they better have a bubble ready because im about to lay some pipe

lavish quest
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I mean worst case, something is going to be within 20-30 yds of the ret

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So they gonna hit something

urban skiff
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Sure, but ret favoured distance is same as mine.

lavish quest
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Shame ret > enh

urban skiff
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Yeah, if only i had as good dam as ret

lavish quest
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Glare is busto

urban skiff
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Glare is time for healing and shielding and totems that cant miss

fierce elm
#

The issue is that Ret always has wings, dawnlight, or wake up

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lmao

lavish quest
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Cause you gonna fit half the spenders in it without wings

fierce elm
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I mean yeah you dont throw out random recks

lavish quest
lavish quest
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I hold it for wings

fierce elm
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oh

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yeah

lavish quest
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Always

fierce elm
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sorry

lavish quest
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Its a waste otherwise kek

worldly oriole
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lmao i feel bad for whoever plays demo lock

haughty jewel
elfin surge
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thanks flokk

fierce elm
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what the hell

obtuse coral
#

am i out of touch or is getting 1.8k in solo shuffle very easy

fierce elm
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it is

obtuse coral
#

literally hit max level on my alt dh that i have never played, bought honor gear, and now im 1.8k after going 30-30

spice hornet
spice hornet
buoyant chasm
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hey guys, now we use 4p as fury slayer in pvp?

fierce elm
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you can if you want

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I wouldn't

buoyant chasm
#

still try to figure what's the best stats to run, actually im at 17%haste 39%mast 25%versa, not sure if needed more haste

fierce elm
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You are most likely overthinking it lets be real

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I wouldn't spend much brain on it

rancid granite
#

aw man first afro and now leland the paladin

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never meet your heroes

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(ignore that i got my paladin to 2100 and spammed holy paladin for a while)

urban skiff
#

stonks down

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time to buy sunday afternoon

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gonna hit 4k or 4.5k

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the bounceback when they lift conq cap will be insane

slow solstice
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explain

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is it conquest uncapping will leave pvpers recrafting a bunch of shit

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or

jovial torrent
#

that + the bonus honor and comp stomp will end

slow solstice
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so on reset

jovial torrent
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but i dont have any gold to spend on stones so il just be collecting my own okayge

slow solstice
#

itll shoot up

jovial torrent
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itll probs just slowly rise, especially when that turbo event starts on the 13th and ppl maybe enjoy their alts enough to start trying to get 1800 on them

slow solstice
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but wont there also be zerchers on my server doing the same thing

jovial torrent
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its probs not a huge profit, but i doubt they wont go up in price, even if u have to wait till start of next season

urban skiff
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guys I'm doing fuckin' 3s

jovial torrent
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horry morry, im kind of tempted to use this event to just stock 15k honor on all my chars

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so i can insta honor gear them and get 1800 on all alts first week rather than having to do chest farm

urban skiff
slow solstice
urban skiff
jovial torrent
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i cant really decide what i wana play in m+ for 3k, arms warrior is tempting but boomkin or lock also just sounds way more chill

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shame the dinar system is completely pointless

slow solstice
#

arms is fun

worldly oriole
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is fire mage good in m+

jovial torrent
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ye and arcane

sharp meteor
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Mage is always good.

slow solstice
#

i tilted playing boomie in a +2

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mage is good

jovial torrent
#

mage in general is top tier tbh, mage unholy dk and boomy are the meta

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unholy is doing insain dmg wouldnt be suprised if they get nerfed

slow solstice
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but its hard to do damage when your tank chains a pack halfway into current pack

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or dont pull in a regular manner where you can time cds

jovial torrent
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like consistant 14m dps

worldly oriole
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idk if i wanna play m+ anymore. i was rank 3 demon hunter in the world one season

jovial torrent
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im just doing it for the mount

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tho i kind of prefer the red one to the 3k black one

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i want visions to come out already to farm the bike

urban skiff
#

the heck is this matchup

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i waited 2 minutes to face career 1350s?

copper fox
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Placements

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Probably

urban skiff
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oh my god they're getting worse

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climbing

copper fox
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2 bad guys

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On that team

urban skiff
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so we have them beat on that

copper fox
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Facts

urban skiff
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imagine feeling safe at 50% hp

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going pretty well

copper fox
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Legend

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Placements almost over

urban skiff
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this the game @zinc coral figured out assa rogues need to use poisons

worldly oriole
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hell yeah bro

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ive been playing with an out of date driver

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for nvidia

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and my games been messed up the past month

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since ive returned

worldly oriole
#

updating this shit rn

urban skiff
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NO

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CAREFUL

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READ UP RIGHT NOW BEFORE UPDATING NVIDIA DRIVERS

copper fox
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I updated for oblivion

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Did I ruin everything

rancid granite
#

its joever for you gg

lavish quest
#

I'm doing crate farming, and this frost dk keeps running in trying to 1 shot everyone

urban skiff
elfin surge
#

Arms
Execute damage increased by 20% in PvP combat.

lavish quest
#

Definitively proving 1 gorilla does not beat 40 men

urban skiff
#

thunderstorming the entire raid off a bridge is hilarious

elfin surge
#

WARRIOR

Shattering Throw’s damage increase to shields is now 30% less effective in PvP combat.
Wrecking Throw’s damage increase to shields is now 30% less effective in PvP combat.
Arms
Execute damage increased by 20% in PvP combat.
Show No Mercy now increases the critical strike chance and damage of Execute by 5% per stack (was 15%) in PvP combat.
Fury
Slaughterhouse (PvP Talent) duration decreased to 12 seconds (was 20 seconds).
Show No Mercy now increases the critical strike chance and damage of Execute by 5% per stack (was 15%) in PvP combat.
Strength of the Mountain increases the damage of Bloodthirst and Rampage by 25% (was 37%) in PvP combat.

lavish quest
#

Now they just nerfing shit to say fuck you now huh

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That needed buffed, so naturally, they nerf it

urban skiff
urban skiff
#

you didn't start picking it up because it dealt 30% more

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You did it because it started dealing 500% more

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now 8m shields will take 5.5m dam instead of 8m

lavish quest
#

Like who thought those were OP?

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😂

urban skiff
boreal veldt
#

that execute buff is actually huge

lavish quest
#

Idk, if I'm taking that talent, I want it to 1 shot their ancestoral chain as well as their shields

boreal veldt
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that slaughterhouse nerf though, OOF

urban skiff
lavish quest
#

Yeah, fury removed from the game

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GGs, we had a nice run

urban skiff
lavish quest
#

Which means more consistent taking them behind the barn

urban skiff
#

we got OnlyBuffs

lavish quest
#

Or they prob got nerfed too

urban skiff
lavish quest
#

Fuk

urban skiff
lavish quest
#

Didn't finish 1800 out yet. Aka just started today lol

urban skiff
#

but they buffed hpal just in time for me to roll one as i planned

lavish quest
#

Oh, those nerfs aren't that big

urban skiff
lavish quest
#

Mainly because I always forget to press sanc anyways

urban skiff
#

l m a o

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remember to check the pve side

potent forum
#

The nerfs aren't even that insane lol

urban skiff
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havoc got 4% raw buff

potent forum
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Slaughterhouse doesn't really matter cuz w/e, you're on the target anyway

lavish quest
#

So... yeah it does matter

potent forum
#

I mean yeah but it's not dead

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Lol

urban skiff
#

this signals a 2nd round of changes that'll cancel the recent 15% buff in pvp only

lavish quest
#

Because can't refresh it

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It's not dead, it's just chillin in the grave

potent forum
#

Like fury is still going to be competitive and fine, the thane nerf is w/e cuz slayer is bis mostly anyway

urban skiff
#

that change is what brought fury back on the table

potent forum
#

We still do absolutely batshit busted dmg when we get on a target

urban skiff
#

also pretty sure they raised duration of slaugtherhouse when they nerfed rage gen, because they thought we were using too many rampages

urban skiff
merry cove
#

warrior dead next patch???

urban skiff
boreal veldt
#

Yes, play DK

potent forum
#

Standard WoW dooming when deserved nerfs happen, fury will still be played a ton and competitive

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Lol

urban skiff
#

SMF THANE build

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We should pin it

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but I worry Late will look at the other pins and realize what's going on

potent forum
#

The havoc buff is def weird and should not apply to PVP though

merry cove
#

hahaahah

urban skiff
#

Because of the havoc buff + the aug buff

boreal veldt
#

I've not had problems with dh

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But maybe arms is a hard counter

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idk

potent forum
#

I mean DH in blitz giga fucks fcs etc already

urban skiff
boreal veldt
#

HEY THEY CANT PARRY CS ANYMORE SO

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Also i had no idea i could parry that

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Ignorant zug zuggin

spice hornet
#

Think these are all weird pve interactions

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Like you could get parried on both warbreaker and csmash if you did it with the boss facing you right? @potent forum

pastel swan
#

I’m not good at understanding the implications of pvp notes. Can the warrior experts chime in? Are arms and fury on level playing fields now? What are thoughts

cold summit
#

To get the glad mount, is it in 2v2s, 3v3s, and RBGs or is solo shuffle included

cold summit
haughty jewel
#

fury is over

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time to rope

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arms will be better

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than fury

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unless someone finds some super secret tech

lavish quest
#

Which is lame

#

Go play the deadge mode to get glad 🤓

pastel swan
rancid granite
#

BACK TO ARMS

pastel swan
#

Why is there verbiage with ignore pain in the arms tree and colossus tree that makes it seem like you can stack ignore pain when it has a cd lol am I doing something wrong??

sharp meteor
pastel swan
#

Oh ok well damn

green wharf
#

what this rly necssary? keks

sharp meteor
green wharf
#

people out there thinking they would nerf execute or rampage

sharp meteor
#

They did nerf Execute.

green wharf
#

exactly

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they nerfed Strength of the Mountain

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and the throws

green wharf
spice hornet
green wharf
#

when did that became broken

#

did i miss something

rancid granite
#

aint noone gonna actually use it again

spice hornet
#

It got buffed with the patch

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It was doing df numbers prior

#

Even less than that I’d say

copper fox
#

I still think it might be worth into monks

tired nymph
#

rip warrior

pastel swan
#

I kinda wanna make a Tauren or highmount warrior which is better

copper fox
#

The arms buff is barely a buff

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It’s a small buff @ 0 stacks and it’s a nerf @ 3 stacks

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lol

#

So overall not a buff?

haughty jewel
#

This is good

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This will seperate the boys from the men

copper fox
#

Real

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On the flokk pursuit as we speak

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Aka a 2 hour q

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Be right there clueless

hot solstice
#

So basicaly they nerfed crit chance on 4mil executes, and buffed dam so it will crit 5mil. Cant wait for hunters to complain even more.

copper fox
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No

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Crit dmg reduced as well

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So it’s a nerf @ max stats

rancid granite
#

not if you can't do math

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20% exe buff is all to see

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i already recrafted to haste gear so arms is new meta

hot solstice
copper fox
#

Right so anyway it’s the same thing I said regardless

spice hornet
copper fox
#

It’s incredible

hot solstice
#

Than don’t refer to change that happened few month ago

copper fox
#

Bro wtf you yapping about go read the patch notes

spice hornet
copper fox
#

Here I made it idiot proof for you Doom

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Therefore my brother

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Damage and chance is nerfed

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Tuesday

#

BRÜTHER

hot solstice
#

source

copper fox
#

Literally irrelevant

hot solstice
#

nope

copper fox
#

How does this change

#

Anything

hot solstice
#

cause next notes refer to crit chance

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not crit damage

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it was already nerfed on beta months ago

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its just blizz forgetting their own balancing

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u will get less crits

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but if u crit

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it will do more dam than now

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cause +20%

copper fox
#

So you’re telling me this is a flat 20% dmg increase regardless of anything stated with show no mercy

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Crit or not

hot solstice
#

I am just saying ppl gonna cry about random 5-6mil executes

#

ye

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dont consider crit damage change at all

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it was 5% for crit dam and 15% for crit chance per stack since beta

copper fox
#

Alright if you’re correct and blizzard is the moron here for typing that then I take it back BUT WE SHALL SEE okayge

verbal ridge
#

So are we dooming fury or is it not that bad ?

verbal tangle
hot solstice
#

well if u maintain ashen stacks - wont change much outside of ms stacks

#

nerfing fury before feral and mage is dumb though

verbal tangle
#

Guess I'm learning Arms

rancid granite
#

welcome to manhood

verbal tangle
rancid granite
#

lmao wait didn't someone say it goes thru parry now tho

#

so it's just getting dodged right?

verbal tangle
rancid granite
#

yeah then it's alt f4 time cause it's so god damn tilting lmao

verbal tangle
#

Wait, Prot got no nerfs

spice hornet
#

@copper fox i did some test and dbol back in the day around 18/19 what are the odds i have enlarged heart and am gonna die

hot solstice
pastel swan
hot solstice
#

Fury with uptime is scarier than feral except for incarn window. Problem is on higher mmr u get kited a lot

pastel swan
#

Yeah for sure. Feral is definitely less kiteable!

spice hornet
#

♥️

exotic forge
#

Execute buffed, but at what cost? sadge

worldly oriole
#

fury doomed? ret war gutted?

#

time to reroll arcane

copper fox
#

LMFAO Tony

#

Bro you’re fine with fury @ 1600

#

Don’t worry

spice hornet
#

Ton I’m not so sure about arcane if the fury is at 1600

worldly oriole
#

I'm not that bad haha

copper fox
#

1400 negative win loss on warr
I told you you need to get back to your roots and spam play DH to resurrect the past greatness that is (allegedly) Tony pajamas

worldly oriole
#

I've been playing with frame chops and lag

#

updated GeForce driver today

#

still trying to figure out what I should play tho comp wise for this season

copper fox
#

You seem like a decent ww just play ww mage or ww ele

#

Or dh ele

worldly oriole
#

maybe double dh will come out on top with these buffs

#

xd

#

and yeah ill probs play ww. dev ww didn't go so hot tonight tho

copper fox
#

That’s because it’s not ww mage or ww ele

pseudo mountain
#

Are the specs on murlok io good for beginners for solo shuffle?

sand sundial
#

man those are some nerfs though

spice hornet
#

@copper fox @elfin surge @sharp meteor can you confirm this tier list?

sharp meteor
elfin surge
#

my name is kyle irl i think my opinion is worth more than anyones

spice hornet
#

Mud def the type of guy to have tried them all many times

sharp meteor
#

what's the funky green one

#

and the black one

elfin surge
#

White is the best zero energy drink on the market

sharp meteor
#

Grapefruit battery acid idk

#

actually it's pretty good ye

#

I think I'm thinking of one of the knockoffs

spice hornet
#

I didn’t know there were this many flavors

sharp meteor
#

monster oddly pleasant cos it's usually a little more diluted

#

ya haven't seen a few of those

fierce elm
#

How they gonna nerf MT fury

#

Are these nerfs supposed to do ANYTHING

cosmic field
#

12% less damage on rampage is pretty big for mt tbh

fierce elm
#

yeah, for the 10 guys that run MT

cosmic field
#

already feels way harder to get kills on MT than slayer idk if it will be worth playing in to cleaves even

fierce elm
#

I expected raw rampage nerfs not this lmao

#

then nerfing the execute on slayer for both specs then buffing arms execute is hilarious ngl

#

The ret nerfs are also neglible

cosmic field
#

idk if its a buff for arms just trying to smooth out the nuts crits, we shall se

#

as a completely mid player, i feel like fury gets hard countered by so many classes in shuffle these nerfs are gonna really suck

fierce elm
#

Sanc being on 45s versus a minute doesn't change much, Luminescene was a flex pvp talent anyways, this ends up being a 5% nerf to FV and Divine storm during Crusade

chilly pivot
#

rip wrecking throw

karmic dove
#

Is it arms now instead of fury for pvp after these new nerfs?

urban skiff
#

3 resets until people can buy full conq with just cap + free tokens + free heraldries

#

that means conq cap is about to lift

cold summit
#

a mage just told me im annoying, is that a compliment?

lucid walrus
#

usually

fierce elm
fickle forge
urban skiff
hot solstice
urban skiff
chilly pivot
urban skiff
#

so around 5.5m

hot solstice
#

well removing cocoon with single wrecking with cs and avatar was broken tbh

urban skiff
#

Definitely a woman made that website just to tell men to stop overestimating their combat abilities

#

😄

wheat jay
#

in a forest would you rather meet a gorilla or a woman, which would make you feel safer?

#

okay but wtf is NA doing?

#

aug/blood/mw?

fierce elm
#

Mes always plays weird comps on his blood dk

cosmic field
#

guess i should press slam more

fierce elm
#

probably not

#

despite what the numbers might tell you

sand sundial