pvp

[boreal stone]

That guy is legit u

2.0

Also a boost buyer

Boosted is boosted

[wheat jay]

boosted is boosted

[boreal stone]

Ur better than nothing

U paid to play

That’s sad

Considering it’s a video game

Gratz bro, happy for you

Just stop acting like you’re something when you’re nothing

[fierce elm]

dont read

you are gonna lose braincells I swear to god

[wheat jay]

YOU ARE 2.2K

[boreal stone]

Christ

[wheat jay]

fucking hell

[boreal stone]

I’m higher xp on hunter than you this expat

This feels like bullying the sped kid in the playground for entertainment

[wheat jay]

steezo, get your wallet out, you can wintrade in shuffle

[fierce elm]

Its the greatest bait I have ever seen

[boreal stone]

Does that go for everyone?

I’m sure I could hit 2k in full hobo gear

Honor^

Someone pin that

[tribal holly]

Pay my gametime and ill do it

[fierce elm]

lmao

Prot warr mains

Always down to entertain

[wheat jay]

Late the Elite Hunter

[boreal stone]

It isn’t difficult lol

[tribal holly]

GodgamerX

[wheat jay]

one and only

[lavish quest]

Artji's DH name?

[wheat jay]

nah im less original

[fierce elm]

Call yourself ŝṋïpėrxxǥæmër

[boreal stone]

I highly doubt ud give me 2 mil gold in NA

[tribal holly]

My hunter is called omenalonkero

[boreal stone]

But I’ll do it when I’m off work

[lavish quest]

Prot war mains are the real ones tho.
I'm a prot war main, still get 2.4k

[fierce elm]

Make an eu account, hit 2k as mm, trade me the 2 million gold

thanks

[boreal stone]

😂

[rancid granite]

xŝṋïpėrxxǥæmërx *

[fierce elm]

Im not even a warrior main lmao

[rancid granite]

the x's on the outside make it authentic

[fierce elm]

LMAO

[boreal stone]

Craaaaazy

This guy…

[fierce elm]

God what am I reading

[lavish quest]

Always been a ret huh?

[fierce elm]

I am now 🙂

[rancid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/swag-gif-23409610

^ steezo

[wheat jay]

bro if i had a man just spouting shit about my buyers, advertisers, boosters

[tribal holly]

Stop self promo

[wheat jay]

id just perma ban that muppet from my community lol

[lavish quest]

Fotm player like Artji?

[boreal stone]

I Needa que fury tonight

[wheat jay]

bruh you sent your videos like 5 times

[boreal stone]

I tanked 100 points cuz cursed lobbies

[tribal holly]

Aight time to go

[lavish quest]

:o

[boreal stone]

Oooooof

[wheat jay]

I love our valkyrs and Stormforgeds

[boreal stone]

Sped kid on playground BANISHED

[tribal holly]

[wheat jay]

https://tenor.com/view/odin-is-with-us-magnus-bruun-izuniy-assassins-creed-valhalla-viking-gif-17554992

[tribal holly]

For the record i have nothing against boosted people since i have also boosted people in games but cmon man gotta atleast admit it is what it is

[wheat jay]

boosting in pvp is worse than pve tho

i boosted m+ myself

but that changes nothing for other players

[lavish quest]

I too have boosted peoples

I boosted Artji's intellect for instance

:D

[wheat jay]

for free too

[lavish quest]

I'm a generous god

[tribal holly]

Either way you are still getting boosted

[wheat jay]

you dont fuck up the ladder

[tribal holly]

In what?

[wheat jay]

in pve

[lavish quest]

Technically there's a R1 M+ title

[tribal holly]

You do when you do r1 title boosts

[wheat jay]

fair enough

[lavish quest]

And m+ rankings

[tribal holly]

theres only one thay matters either youre first and rest are irrelevant

Cant change my mind

[lavish quest]

Tho no one cares about being 20000th best m+er

Ye. My phone net died for a sec apparently so second bit came late

[mystic prairie]

imagine bragging about being good at pve

[lavish quest]

Same as being good at pvp. If you top, you top

[tribal holly]

In the end all youre good at is 20 year old videogame

[lavish quest]

But I'm a top in a 20 yr old video game

[tribal holly]

Leland the awc champ?

[lavish quest]

Trust 🤞

[fierce elm]

Nooo

rip that guy

this is the 4th class discord he is banned from now 😦

[tribal holly]

I wonder why

[lavish quest]

Because late is a bully obviously

[fierce elm]

smh prot mains

[lavish quest]

[wispy cedar]

did you tell him what sounding is

[tribal holly]

Guess ill have to tighten the reins since you cant seem to be able to behave

[wheat jay]

what do you mean!?

we have to endure that kind of people

we have arcana level people here daily

[tribal holly]

Who tf is arcana

[mystic prairie]

farming pve crests at 2100+ rating be like 😄 got 9, 171 to go

[fierce elm]

Hey man, one dude kek

[fallen estuary]

Wtf happen

I just got off work

Did i miss a show?

[rancid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/its-like-when-im-doing-good-in-the-game-im-doing-good-in-life-oh-i-want-to-make-fun-of-you-for-saying-that-but-i-kind-of-know-what-you-mean-its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-sweet-dee-dee-reynolds-gif-27263626

[tribal holly]

Go outside

Touch grass

Enjoy sunlight

[lavish quest]

Pvp channel is truly embracing pvp. Even in chats >:D

[fallen estuary]

Does a chia pet count?

[tribal holly]

No

[lavish quest]

Have you seen his room?

[fallen estuary]

What about the moss that grows on my walls?

[lavish quest]

Man can't afford to touch grass

He needs to clean first

[fallen estuary]

Im actually cleaning it up lol im remodeling my room

Its a sad day ikr

[lavish quest]

I'll believe it when I see it

[fallen estuary]

Give me 2 years

I swear

[rancid granite]

nothing like some good gaming after you touch grass and eat some sun 🙏

[lavish quest]

Asmongold rp'er I stg

[tribal holly]

Not wrong

Sunlight gives you energy to game

[lavish quest]

We praise the sun, not eat it

[fierce elm]

Hey man I DO GO OUTSIDE

when I walk to the gym

got em

[lavish quest]

https://tenor.com/view/praise-him-gif-7042948485213753465

[tribal holly]

Thats fine

I run 15kms and go to the gym 8)

[fierce elm]

Yeah cardio? cringe as fuck

[tribal holly]

After which i go for a swim

[fierce elm]

go back to the rogue discord smh

[fallen estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/diablo-rot-die-horadrim-reaper-of-souls-gif-5143599

NOOO99990009900000OOOO NOT THE SUUUNLLLIIIGGGHHHTTTTTTT

[tribal holly]

False

[rancid granite]

yeah wth how you gonna deal with the stress of wow arena without some good cardio work

[wheat jay]

old legend

antithesis to archimtiros at some point

[lavish quest]

Smashing things

[fierce elm]

by banging heavy weights around

[rancid granite]

i just got a row machine its pretty legit

[lavish quest]

In this economy?

[rancid granite]

can watch wow pvp vids to learn while rowing

[tribal holly]

Rowing machine is bis

[fierce elm]

By trying to get strong enough so any future kids I have will feel that bitter feeling of finally getting stronger than their old man and me passing the iron torch over

[rancid granite]

lol

[fierce elm]

Fucking love the gym

[tribal holly]

So 2 years after they go to the gym because you did no cardio and will be out of breath

[wheat jay]

afro is out of breath after two arena games

[fierce elm]

Gonna bench their entire family in plates

NEED THAT JACKED ASS OLD MAN LOOK

also to scare teenagers with broccoli haircuts taking up the bench for an hour

[wheat jay]

broccoli heads got chance with cabbage afro

[rancid granite]

lmao

i can't hear about the gym without hearing the broccoli haircuts lmao

[fierce elm]

Because its everywhere

[rancid granite]

shits universal atm

[fierce elm]

My gym is small-ish so its okay

but sometimes they go at the same time I go

Shirts off, weighing like 60kg at 180cm, pale as ivory

[wheat jay]

shirts off at gym

where everyone is sweaty as fuck

??

[lavish quest]

Broccoli haircut like... a bowl haircut or something?

[fierce elm]

I make a point to tell them to leave the weights on the bench when done

then do my first warmup with it

[tribal holly]

No like just looks like broccoli but hair

[fierce elm]

this

Its always this haircut

[lavish quest]

Oh, curly thing.

Ye wtf is that?

[fierce elm]

I would have NO issues with it

but its always that haircut

and its always the dweebs rocking stringers while being lanky as fuck flexing in the mirror

[tribal holly]

Does 5 reps takes 10 minute phone breaks does 5 reps and repeats

[fierce elm]

Its actually wild

Thankfully all the strong boys go to the gym at like 15

and those dudes get into the gym at 17:30

[lavish quest]

You gotta teach dem de wae afro

Be the big bro

[fierce elm]

Back in my days you got clowned for wearing a tanktop without benching 2 plates

[tribal holly]

People dont really get clowned in the gym i go

Which is nice

[fierce elm]

it was mostly just looks

I got em from the same dude who introduced me to powerlifting

then he taught me the way

I give it to the people I know and I teach them the way

The rule is, the baggier t-shirt/hoodie and pants the stronger you are

[tribal holly]

Oh

[wheat jay]

afro is walking in 9xl clothes

they're skintight tho

[fierce elm]

Someone has to guide these younglings

tbf I dont care about the tanktops or anything

BUT, there are certain things that need to be followed

[tribal holly]

All i have is baggy clothing since im too tall so i have to get big ones

[fierce elm]

Rerack your weights, if you are not lifting heavy ass weight I dont wanna hear you across the gym grunting, do not RECORD yourself flexing unless you are a beast at like 110kg 10%bf or you are doing form checks

[wheat jay]

you gotta bulk into them

[fierce elm]

These rules are HOLY IN THE CHURCH OF IRON

The not wearing a tank/stringer/tight clothing happens automatically as you develop body dysmorphia

[tribal holly]

But ive lost more weight than ive gained

[fierce elm]

Pump those numbers up

[tribal holly]

No

[fierce elm]

gotta be 140kg+

size is the prize

[lavish quest]

Don't say that

Americans achieve size in a different way

[fierce elm]

hey man mass moves mass lmao

[tribal holly]

I can confirm this is not true when it comes to humans as i have a walmart sized coworker

[wheat jay]

Weight height?

[tribal holly]

Mans out of breath walking 10meters

[tribal holly]

197 120

[wheat jay]

You work with Afro?

[fierce elm]

Yeah but wheel him up to a bench and tell him to keep eating

[wheat jay]

Jesus youre tall

[fierce elm]

I forgot Late was a tall man

[wheat jay]

Or was 197 the weight?

[fierce elm]

120cm tall

chad

[wheat jay]

Bigger in width than height

Bulky dwarf

[fierce elm]

respectable stats

[tribal holly]

Gotta get that prime shaq bodytype ngl

[fierce elm]

Goated bodytypr

Im almost at a brick shithouse at 186 108

[tribal holly]

I should measure my wing span at some point too

[lavish quest]

Should be roughly your height

Why I got long ass arms

[wheat jay]

I wanna drop like 85-80 kg

[tribal holly]

Eat regularly

And eat lesser portions

Also

[wheat jay]

i am 😦

[tribal holly]

Go outside and touch grass

[wheat jay]

i go for swim regularly now

swimming is bis

[tribal holly]

[lavish quest]

Eat 4 eggs in morning, lil meat and vegetables at night.
Walk.
Weight will fall off

Trust

[wheat jay]

boutta eat pizza

workout first

😄

i train at home so i dont need to go anywhere

[tribal holly]

The river water just started to be warm enough to actually go swimming

[wheat jay]

i usually go to pool

closed

pretty big one

and 5m deep

[tribal holly]

Smh not swimming against the current of the river

[tribal holly]

(Dont actually do this it is dangerous)

[wheat jay]

bro i swim against the fat of my belly

[lavish quest]

Damn. Losing job and moving back home destroyed ya huh?

[wheat jay]

nah

sleeping for 2h a day did

xD

[lavish quest]

Well... that's a side effect of losing your job and moving back home

😂

[wheat jay]

thats main effect of my mom being at risk of stroke

🙂

[lavish quest]

Still running the science on that one

[wheat jay]

hmm?

[tribal holly]

Cmon man not cool

[wheat jay]

btw @tribal holly prot looking good in war within?

cuz i wanna play pve again 😄

and tank m+

[tribal holly]

Man honestly i have no clue

I have not looked at any wow news or anything since last year

[wheat jay]

fair fair

[tribal holly]

Im completely clueless about the expansion too

[wheat jay]

you gonna play it?

[tribal holly]

Doubt it

[lavish quest]

Didn't mean it like that

[tribal holly]

Atleast not the first season

Saw the dungeon pool and checked out

[wheat jay]

shut up youre just toxic

[lavish quest]

About you playing DH.
Not your mom :(

[fierce elm]

w a c k

[lavish quest]

How high ya going?

[wheat jay]

like 3-5mil

from m+ boosts

[lavish quest]

Then any tank should be fine

[fierce elm]

600g meat, 600g protein yoghurt, w.e carbs, 2 scoops oats, 2 scoops whey, sugar free almond milk, banana/apple

[lavish quest]

I never reroll from prot war, never had issues

[fierce elm]

daily

250-270g protein daily so I can destroy toilets

[tribal holly]

Actual overkill

[fierce elm]

I am a overkill type of person

[wheat jay]

my breakfast is usually wrap+chicken+mozarella

and some hot sauce

[fierce elm]

Im also at a high ass level for working out and this works for me lmao

[tribal holly]

My breakfast is just yoghurt and coffee

[fierce elm]

Like 2900 cals, 250g protein, 100g fats, 200g carbs usually

ish

thats like 1kg a week loss

Bulk is like 4-4.5kcals, all I do is up the carbs

[tribal holly]

But the mans wanted to lose weight

He would gain with that

[wheat jay]

thats his weight loss

[fierce elm]

That is my weight loss lmao

[wheat jay]

afro is just burning 10kcal a day playing chess

[fierce elm]

I average like 25-30k steps daily

on top of 1.5-2h workouts 5 days a week

[tribal holly]

Yo same

[fierce elm]

While weighing 108kg kek

[tribal holly]

Also have to stand the entire time at work as

[fierce elm]

Thats also my baseline cals

can always remove stuff

But never have to

Boring as fuck though

Literally the same thing everyday for simplicity

[lavish quest]

Never been one who's needed a lot of variety in my diet

[fierce elm]

same

[wheat jay]

🐔

good enough

[fierce elm]

Just bulk buy minced beef on sale

Get like 17kgs and thats a month

[tribal holly]

Wtf

[wheat jay]

yep

[tribal holly]

Thats crazy

[fierce elm]

: )

[wheat jay]

every time i see chicken breast on sale i buy like 10-15kg

[lavish quest]

Why I was able to do just eggs, peice of chicken and can of vegetables for a few months no problem.

[fierce elm]

I average out at about 4kg per week of meat

[lavish quest]

50 lbs deleted in like 2 months

[tribal holly]

???

[fierce elm]

: )

[lavish quest]

22.7 kgs for EU folks

[tribal holly]

So 2 warm meals a day yes?

[fierce elm]

Gotta eat on top to stay on top

[wheat jay]

best i did was 11kg of pure fat loss in 7 weeks

[tribal holly]

Lunch/dinner

[fierce elm]

I do 2 warm meals, 2 other meals and one snack

Usually get about 50-70g protein per meal

some have more some have less

[lavish quest]

Well that's eating very like for a lad of my size.
And I also had a couple other little hacks

[tribal holly]

So you eat about 285grams of meat in one meal + w/e is your sides

[lavish quest]

Light*

[wheat jay]

my hack was jumping rope for minimum 45min a day

and workouts daily

😄

[fierce elm]

I average out to ish 285-300g meat yeah

[tribal holly]

Lunch/dinner that is

[fierce elm]

if im lazy its 1-2 tortillas per meal

But rice/sweet potatoes too

[wheat jay]

i had fucking KILLER calves

[fierce elm]

depends on whats on sale

[lavish quest]

I was doing walking.
Walking is pretty much the best thing you can do for getting rid of fat

[wheat jay]

ye

[fierce elm]

So a meal is 285g of meat, one tortilla, lettuce/kale, salsa, bell pepper, corn

[lavish quest]

So a lot of that with eating very light

[fierce elm]

Split across two tortillas if I need the carbs

otherwise one tortilla

if its with rice/sweet potatoes its usually 300g cooked rice or sweet potatoes

[tribal holly]

Bro i rarely eat 300grams of meat a day

[wheat jay]

mans tortilla is like a bed sheet to fit it all in lol

[fierce elm]

Like 60% fits into the tortilla

eat the rest with a spoon

[tribal holly]

300grams is like 3 proper meals

[wheat jay]

i just do homemade kfc qurrito ofr breakfast

👍

[fierce elm]

Thats one meal smh

Im also a 170kg+ bencher so yeah lmao

While also doing weighted pullups and dips

Its just a lifestyle

My SO and I also make separate meals

So I always have 4-6 meals prepped in the fridge

[tribal holly]

Bro you weekly food budget is my monthly food budget

[fierce elm]

But I can always just slam food like nobodies business

I am about at 400 bucks per month lmao

Its not that bad tbh

The expensive part are the protein yoghurt and whey tbh

[tribal holly]

Ye im literally at 100

[fierce elm]

kek

[wheat jay]

yall got cheap food

[fierce elm]

I think I calculated it out to 400 bucks ish per month for me alone

and like 150-200 for SO

Rarely eat out, like once a month at most

[tribal holly]

Dont need to spend alot when you buy and cook yourself

[wheat jay]

true

recently i had a nice idea of making my own tortillas and stuff

but i remember how much they cost

and i just bought

👍

[fierce elm]

Bulk however is easily 600 bucks

Because I indulge in my cravings

[wheat jay]

afro seeing chocolate cake

3kg of sugar

MMMMMMMMMMM A PRE-WORKOUT SNACK

[tribal holly]

All the ingredients for tortillas for like 2-3 days is like 20-25€

[wheat jay]

ohh i meant wraps only

[fierce elm]

My best bulk was a baguette daily with about 1/4th of a nutella jar on it, the big one kek

[wheat jay]

all the other stuff i make at home

[lavish quest]

I lost all this weight like a year ago at this point, been sitting steady since, but I still get comments about losing weight, it's funny.
Got some at a housewarming party Saturday in fact lol

[fierce elm]

The complimenta always give a fuzzy feeling

its great

But yeah, I wouldnt recommend anyone eat like this unless you are a unit tbh

[lavish quest]

Ye. I'm just surprised that you keep getting them for a long time. Like these people have seen me several times since losing the weight, but they just convinced I'm still losing weight.

[fierce elm]

The best part about weight loss is the veins appearing tbh

and having to make new holes in belts

[tribal holly]

Wraps are like 2€ wdym

[fierce elm]

8 pack of wraps is mad cheap

like 4-8 meals

[lavish quest]

Tru.
Pants too big, forearms much veinier? Don't think that's a word but fuck it

[wheat jay]

Ye that's why I'm saying I buy them instead of making xd

[tribal holly]

Wearing pants that need belts

[tribal holly]

Oh ofc i dont make the wraps myself either

Fuck that its more expensive

[fierce elm]

Also get to see your generic layouts

its great

like my shoulder veins show at like 125kg, my bicep vein show at 116ish, forearms at like 104-106

slowly turning into a roadmap is hilarious

[tribal holly]

Oh god hes in my dms now

[wispy cedar]

Afro is? Sheesh

[lavish quest]

Wow Afro, getting after him huh

[fierce elm]

I am telling late I am literally kasu

im the best MM in the world

[lavish quest]

Bold flirtation tactic

[wheat jay]

Ahahaha

It's joever

[tribal holly]

I feel like im actively losing braincells with each message

[wheat jay]

I'd say send it but you gotta keep the valkyr composure and appearances

[lavish quest]

He's making you a better warrior then?

[tribal holly]

Why is he bringing reputation to this

”Reputation is everything in pvp”

????

[fierce elm]

lmao

He compared the war in ukraine to lying about experience in pvp

[wheat jay]

And he's got none i guess

As long as he's not in awc noone gives a fuck

[lavish quest]

I would never have gotten 2.4k if I didn't reach exalted with the Niffen

[wheat jay]

Iskarra was my secret to elite in shuffle

Otter pet just does more dmg

[tribal holly]

I love it hes just dropping some pvper names to me telling that i would let their toxic behavior go unpunished

(I dont know any pvpers)

[fierce elm]

lmao

I love that you are entertaining him

[wheat jay]

What names tho

XD

[fierce elm]

its hilarious

[wheat jay]

It is haha

[tribal holly]

Im bored

[fierce elm]

smh

[lavish quest]

Ye, you'd let Cdew be toxic I swear

Pikaboo

Venruki

[fierce elm]

Yeah youd totally let them be toxic

smh

[tribal holly]

Who

[fierce elm]

Mud once called me a subpar person

because I said he looked like a gnome irl

[lavish quest]

Mud just a cata player now

Farming archeology. Hardly a pvper

Washed

[fierce elm]

smh cant believe it

[tribal holly]

he keeps saying all pvpers buy people to play with them is this true

[wheat jay]

No lol

It's like saying all people doing keys buy them

[fierce elm]

LMAO

yes I paid karg

in my companionshio

[wheat jay]

Afro paid me too

Man's got no friends so he's buying them

[tribal holly]

proceeds to link me some random ss of him playing vs some streamer

[wheat jay]

Eyo I once played in shuffle against lontar

Am I famous now?

[lavish quest]

Afro 100% paid people to play with him to glad

Trust

[fierce elm]

HEY im not glad

get it right

[lavish quest]

Artji

Sorry

[tribal holly]

I thought afro peaked at 2.1k

[fierce elm]

im a rival peaker

[tribal holly]

Is that 1800

[fierce elm]

yes

[wheat jay]

I'm too likable I guess

[fierce elm]

Never gotten above it

[lavish quest]

I have faced venruki, supatease, nah, pikaboo, and xaryu

Am I a god?

[wheat jay]

Did you win any?

[lavish quest]

Yes

[wheat jay]

Then no

Where glad?

[lavish quest]

Wait, I'm supposed to lose against them???

[tribal holly]

I have faced against jaina, lich king, nzoth, deathwing, anduin, crab
Am i a god?

[lavish quest]

Follow the script kind of thing?

[fierce elm]

Have gotten banned from a few streamers I beat because I wrote ”I was the warrior that beat you : )”

[wheat jay]

No, but where glad?

[wheat jay]

GG I was the warrior

[lavish quest]

Too cheap to buy people to play with like you

:(

[wheat jay]

I didn't buy anyone

People pay me to play with them

Cuz I make queues more fun

[lavish quest]

What do you mean, all the pvpers do

Late has a trusted source

[wheat jay]

I'm not a pvper

Checkmate

I am actually a pve andy

With CE

Decent, not best logs

And my favourite thing is collecting good transmogs

[lavish quest]

100% boosted then

[tribal holly]

Im big on collecting mounts

Think i have almost 150 soon

[wheat jay]

Never wanted too many mounts ngl

But I'm close to that too

[tribal holly]

Ive played since tbc

[wheat jay]

They just appear outta nowhere

[wheat jay]

Legion for me

I got myself a good mog on dh too

Got some elite mogs on warr

Life is good

[lavish quest]

But is a hunter player

[fierce elm]

You just need one mount

hearthsteed

[wheat jay]

Now where is my new dh spec with a bow!?

[wheat jay]

I play what's fun

[tribal holly]

Spirit of echero

Need that spectral moose in my life

[lavish quest]

You back to playing DH which you said wasn't fun like last week

I call bull

[tribal holly]

Only mount i actually farmed

[wheat jay]

Ye

But now I win

[fierce elm]

He is back to playing dh lmao

[wheat jay]

Thus it's fun again

I can win on hunt too

But the effort required is not even comparable

[wheat jay]

For you, be happy

[lavish quest]

Homie will sit in war discord and play everything but war

Because war never op

:(

[fierce elm]

Cant wait to go 0-12 as ret/dh

[lavish quest]

Ndogo/scooter special?

[wheat jay]

How do you want me to play warr

When Afro plays ret warr with kargish and kargish plays warr only?

[fierce elm]

lmao

he has a point

[wheat jay]

We boutta break James for good

[lavish quest]

Ret war war

Wut u mean?

[fierce elm]

I only play ret now

Warr is dead

[wheat jay]

See

[tribal holly]

I come spin for you

[wheat jay]

[lavish quest]

Healers are overrated

[tribal holly]

Bold of you to assume id be healing

[lavish quest]

Not you

Afro/karg/artji future comp

[fierce elm]

prot/fury/evoker

[lavish quest]

Ret/war/war

[wheat jay]

I ain't touching evoker

We play prot pala, prot warr, vengeance dh

[tribal holly]

Ok my team is brm, bdk and guardian

[wheat jay]

Let's go

Imagine we face each other like that

[tribal holly]

It would be the most cursed arena game ever

[lavish quest]

Standard EU 3s match

[tribal holly]

You would never be able to kill my team

And eventually your ppala would oom and either warr or it would die

[lavish quest]

Tanks take 60% more d in pvp. Ima eat it

[tribal holly]

Ye but if its 3 tanks vs 3 tanks

Pwarr PPala Veng just lose out on the sustain

[wheat jay]

I'd just kill your blood dk

Cuz he'd die in dampening

Just gotta get to 80% xD

[sharp meteor]

Tanks are weird because they take more damage but have so many anti-physical tools.

Like, on Blood a Warrior or Hunter just can't scratch you.

[bright kraken]

Where ping from who why

[wheat jay]

We had an animal with 12k games who didn't get elite

Was a ping long time ago

You're superior to him

Especially morally since he was an absolute idiot and boosted ape

Now, cr check

[sharp meteor]

Who that

I felt mentally fatigued with my 100 rounds played last seas

[wheat jay]

Steezo, now removed by our one and only Late

Thankfully

[tribal holly]

Wait

12k

Games

No shot

[wheat jay]

That's what he said

And no elite

So, 2k lobbies

We can narrow it down to like 40min per shuffle

Wait time and play time

So like 1300 hours of just shuffle?

In one season that lasted how long, 5 months?

So like 8 hours a day of playing?

Just shuffle

Fucking hell

I hope I fucked up my math somehow cuz it's late

If not then man was MAD

[tribal holly]

1300 hours

Of pvp

[wheat jay]

Bro

Worse

Of shuffle

[tribal holly]

Its all the same to me

[wheat jay]

Shuffle is worse

The worst even

[sharp meteor]

Idk it's not outside the realm of possibility

I remember some healer had like 16k games played

[wheat jay]

No job, no sleep, no life

[tribal holly]

[wheat jay]

Yep

[tribal holly]

Idk 1300 hours should be enough for you to get elite

[wheat jay]

1300 hours is enough to pick up the game, learn how it works, learn every match up AND get elite

[urban skiff]

confirmed, TWW will see Fury and spriest rise to the top

[lavish quest]

We still gotta see if Vesa can beat it

[wheat jay]

Nah vesa is gonna hit it sub 2k

Full faith

[lavish quest]

She already failed that. I'm counting last season's

[wheat jay]

I'm counting this season

[lavish quest]

@bright kraken Round count update?

[wheat jay]

Nah, cr check

[thick reef]

Thank You:)

[wheat jay]

[boreal stone]

I think I had my first glad at like 500 hours total

[rancid granite]

good lord im back to 2100 crew i can retire now

[lavish quest]

You retire when you 2400

But congrats

[rancid granite]

hitting 2100 then 2090 then 2100 then 2090 for 2 weeks takes a toll

i at least need a vacation

[sharp meteor]

Yeah, that's more than enough. 😵‍💫

Could probs get on prot with that many games.

[bright kraken]

this shaman is mad im not doing well even after i ask what to do each game and not going to correct kill target

when i asked

and all they said was reflect clone

(i didnt not get targetted for clone once that game)

and the rogue didnt say anything either

like, yeah

ofc im not doing what you want me to

[wheat jay]

Don't ask what to do

Tell them your kill target

And kill everything

[bright kraken]

it was a boomy going 6-0

with a sub and demo

idk who to hit x

xd

[wheat jay]

Boomy

Cleave sub if he comes close

Swap to sub once in a while for a moment to get cds

You counter sub big time

[bright kraken]

solo queue so long i auto logged

fuckin hell

[balmy compass]

is the diminishing returns on stats post 40% just for versa or all secondary stats?

[deft wharf]

may this banana bless your shuffle queue time

[wheat jay]

all

[balmy compass]

ty

[bright kraken]

how tf you find me

[deft wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/life-has-many-doors-ed-boy-ed-boy-many-doors-yes-gif-20774500

[sharp meteor]

Blessed by the bananer. 🍌

[deft wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/banana-vacuuming-slurpvacuum-briankik-gif-26319223

[tribal holly]

Why

[wheat jay]

what

she needs all the blessings she can get ;D

[deft wharf]

tbh my stock kinda low, ty for reminding me

Wait a minute

https://tenor.com/view/skeptical-futurama-fry-hmmm-i-got-my-eyes-on-you-gif-17101711

[rancid granite]

sometimes we can all use a banana in our lives

[deft wharf]

o wtf someone entirely different

[tribal holly]

Smh i thought this was a #pvp channel where i could learn how to pvp but all of you just peak at 2.1k

[fierce elm]

lmao

Everybody 1.8 peak here

[deft wharf]

enchants stop at 2.1

[wheat jay]

eyo im 2400

what do you mean

[deft wharf]

tell blizz to make an enchant that doesn't look like exploding diarrhea like s4 enchant and i'll be all over it

[fierce elm]

last season enchant I liked

I like this tabard but its hard to log

mog*

[deft wharf]

s2 enchant was peak of the xpac

slands one was kinda lame

[tribal holly]

Ah i see you have used the wowmarkets buy a friend feature to climb up

[fierce elm]

LMAO

Artji is giga carried

Grey logs in raids and pvp

Half the people active here arent even maining warrior rn : )

[wheat jay]

i was 90+ on mythic

[fierce elm]

Yeah okay who cares

[wheat jay]

and who cares about this game mode?

[tribal holly]

🙂

[wheat jay]

0 sus

[fierce elm]

oh god lmao

[tribal holly]

Wcyd im a coinflip

[wheat jay]

fair fair

[fierce elm]

50/50

[wheat jay]

why is it not prot warr?

O_O

disgusting animal

[tribal holly]

Well

[wheat jay]

WELL?

smh

[tribal holly]

You see what happen was uhh

[fierce elm]

Because Paladin is cooler

[wheat jay]

even valkyrs dropped warrior

dead class

dh better

pala better

[fierce elm]

Shittalking paladin is a perma ban rn

[tribal holly]

This was s3

Nah fuck paladin

Hated playing that shit

[fierce elm]

no fuck you 😦

[tribal holly]

”We need ppala to do this”

Turns out it didnt matter when half the raiders didnt have monitors turned on

[fierce elm]

Tbf I play ret

and not prot because tanking is like being in an abusive relationship

[tribal holly]

Tanking is a prison

[fierce elm]

I tanked in remix and got flamed for doing the mechanics correctly

so yeah

[tribal holly]

Why boss move!!!!

[fierce elm]

”WHY ARENT WE STACKING THE BOSSES TOGETHER”

”WHY DID YOU TAUNT OFF”

[tribal holly]

”I didnt i just overaggroed you”

[fierce elm]

Im like ”My guy you have 10 stacks you die at 11”

m+ tanking with a full friend group is vibes

but why do that when I can spam press divine storm

[wheat jay]

so the usual?

[tribal holly]

Yeah…

And now i dont even enjoy the game anymore so i dont play

[wheat jay]

fair

im just addicted so i play

waiting for afro to play ret/dh with me

probably wednesday

and then i can int his rating to 0

and play kfc with kargish other days

and climb there

[tribal holly]

Theres just no other game that has the same combat as wow

[wheat jay]

vindictus was better

i go full prayge for chrono odyssey now ;D

[tribal holly]

Well that is true but its a dead game now

I tried it for a bit after quitting wow

[wheat jay]

yep

was crazy pay2win

thats why

BIG HOPE chrono odyssey

🙏

[tribal holly]

Ngl the combat looks like youll be stuck in long animations

[wheat jay]

who knows

some classes look pretty fast

they havent released gameplays with ui or anything yet

[tribal holly]

I had my eye out for couple of games such as blue protocol, perfect new world and blade and soul 2 but i think all of those will take a long time to come out in the west

[wheat jay]

ashes of creation?

[sharp meteor]

I almost got 2400 😢

[tribal holly]

Nah

At this rate if i want a satisfying gaming experience i have to do it myself

[tribal holly]

Almost doesnt count

[sharp meteor]

Good enough for title.

[fierce elm]

Hey man, im a 2.4 paladin rn

im goated

[tribal holly]

did they change the rating somehow

[sharp meteor]

It's just top three regardless of rating.

[tribal holly]

[sharp meteor]

[tribal holly]

Top three as in?

Specs, classes, overall?

[sharp meteor]

On the prot ladder.

[fierce elm]

lmao

you dont count

[tribal holly]

[sharp meteor]

It technically does, at least until further notice.

I wonder if they make any adjustments next expansion.

[lavish quest]

No one in here mains warrior anymore

Except me

[fierce elm]

dead spec

[lavish quest]

[wheat jay]

@fickle forge he does

[sharp meteor]

[fickle forge]

If there are millions of arms warriors on the ladder I am one of them. If the ladder has ten arms warriors I am one of them. If there is only one arms warrior then that is me. If there are no arms warriors, that means I am no more on the Earth. If the world is against arms warrior, I am against the world.

[wheat jay]

^

see

[lavish quest]

You know arms is never fotm because artji is never playing it

[fierce elm]

lmao

[lavish quest]

[fierce elm]

he has a point

[sharp meteor]

true

too honest and balanced

[wheat jay]

I played survi

Why is it dogshit m

???

Where is my survi fotm?

[lavish quest]

It's fotm

[wheat jay]

Ah I guess it's not the worst, it's got higher rep than frost dk above 2400

[lavish quest]

Isn't surv always fotm in 2s?

[wheat jay]

It's good in 2s, ye

But it's 2s

Meme fucning bracket

I'd trade 2s viability for 3s any day

So would every sane player

[lavish quest]

Still fotm somewhere. Thus you always playing fotm

[wheat jay]

Technically assa and havoc are better

[lavish quest]

2s easier to find than 3s

I don't even really do 2s and even I got to like top 10-20 range a couple seasons ago

As fury

[wheat jay]

Ye cuz it's meme bracket

Which doesn't even give glad

[lavish quest]

10-20 of all wars, not just fury

[wheat jay]

If it gave glad however

I'd spam the fuck out of it haha

[lavish quest]

Give glad to solos

[idle falcon]

Was playing double warrior (arms + me a fury warrior) with my friend yesterday

We were doing ok until we got fucked by a mage

I got pissed and jumped on my disc priest

We pumped big

1400 rating in 30 min

[fierce elm]

Im a big dude for saying glad should be in all brackets

and every bracket should have a unique colorway of the mount

[lavish quest]

That feel when you get so pissed you become an egirl

[idle falcon]

UwU

[lavish quest]

Also 1400 is literally free real estate

[idle falcon]

Still

First time i EVER played disc pvp

Tbf it is 2v2's

So ez

We did get fucked by a demon hunter 2 times though

2 different DH

[lavish quest]

Last 2 seasons I got 1800 on like 4 or 5 healers each season and I never play heal. I just wanted the elite sets and easier to find a DPS than a healer for a 2s partner

DH = win

[idle falcon]

Real

[wheat jay]

Real

[lavish quest]

Artji finally getting dubs

[idle falcon]

Imagine playing DH smh

[fierce elm]

unreal

[idle falcon]

Disc priest is big though

[sharp meteor]

Nah, shuffle and 2s don't deserve the dragon.

Not even a dollar store recolor.

They should get something, though.

[fierce elm]

ShUfFlE aNd 2S dOnt DeSeRvE tHe DrAgOn

[lavish quest]

It being 3s locked is kinda dumb tbh

[fierce elm]

just give it to them who gives a fuck

allows us to get a ton of recolors too

[idle falcon]

Disc wings are big

[sharp meteor]

Actually nah shuff doesn't deserve a mount

[fierce elm]

becuase if you can get glad in 3s you can get glad everywhere

[sharp meteor]

2s can get a ground mount or something

[idle falcon]

2s and 3s deserve mounts

[sharp meteor]

shuff gets like a stinky little flag and that's it

[wheat jay]

Even if it was same color

[idle falcon]

Shuffle meh

[wheat jay]

Who gives a fuck

[idle falcon]

Shuffle easy af

[wheat jay]

Some pixels

[lavish quest]

Glad should be a pvp system. Not a 3s system

[wheat jay]

Real

[idle falcon]

Real

[sharp meteor]

Nah.

[fierce elm]

Especially since 2s and solo shuffle are more popular brackets lmao

[idle falcon]

Nah fuck solo

[lavish quest]

You can get all the other rewards in any rated pvp. But glad is seperate for no reason

[sharp meteor]

Yeah, because they're easier.

[idle falcon]

2s

[fierce elm]

And solo shuffle was introduced as a way for people to get into PvP without having to have a network of pvpers

Therefore, fuck it who cares

[sharp meteor]

Me.

[lavish quest]

3s is just harder because harder to find 3s teams to stick around

[sharp meteor]

I mean there's also the gameplay.

[idle falcon]

2s and 3s deserve glad

[fierce elm]

So just give them a recolor of the mount

[sharp meteor]

2s doesn't and shuffle especially doesn't.

[lavish quest]

WHO KNOWS? NO ONE DOES IT

[fierce elm]

lmao

[idle falcon]

Kennie you fell off ever since you said no

[fierce elm]

Outside of any real argument whats the point anymore

Solo shuffle is the future

[idle falcon]

Not really

[sharp meteor]

Shuffle was a mistake.

[wheat jay]

Solo shuffle made people play pvp

[idle falcon]

Bite me

[wheat jay]

2s and 3s made people quit pvp

[fierce elm]

3s is dwindling in population, 2s has always been shaky and cancer

[sharp meteor]

🤨

[lavish quest]

Even if shuffle didn't exist. Glad should still be in 2s and RBGs

[idle falcon]

Real

[fierce elm]

SS is the future

[wheat jay]

Yep

[sharp meteor]

No, shadowlands upgrades did in sinful

[fierce elm]

They have made that clear with how they are reconstructing RBGs in TWW

[sharp meteor]

Shuffle is just "make a healer play with me"

[wheat jay]

Who's talking about sinful?

[idle falcon]

Shuffle introduced people to PvP

[wheat jay]

Bruh

[fierce elm]

that they want people to just queue up and play

[idle falcon]

Like a tutorial

[sharp meteor]

What no it didn't lmao

[wheat jay]

Also, kennie, why even care about people getting pixels from 2s too

[fierce elm]

This is the future old people

[wheat jay]

It's bunch of worthless pixels in a dying game mode lmao

[fierce elm]

Get with the times

[lavish quest]

The fact that 1 specific reward is restricted to one facet of PvP is the dumbest thing

Makes no sense.

[sharp meteor]

Because it's a terrible bracket and unique incentives to play each are ideal

[lavish quest]

Ever since TBC

[sharp meteor]

Makes perfect sense

[fierce elm]

2s is a terrible bracket tbh

[lavish quest]

Where's the incentive for 2s or RBGS then?

[fierce elm]

But even so, who cares lmao

[lavish quest]

Doesn't matter

[fierce elm]

"Oh my god my dude got a recolor of the glad mount in solo shuffle S M H"

[sharp meteor]

I mean shuff is terrible and it has rewards so

[lavish quest]

Just reward pvp the same across whatever bracket people want to play

[sharp meteor]

They might do it in war within

[fierce elm]

The penant surely makes it worth KEK

[sharp meteor]

hopefully not but

[fierce elm]

This is the future

and its only gonna bring more people into PvP the more they focus on solo shuffle

[lavish quest]

Would be a real shame if they fixed prior mistakes

I getchu

[fierce elm]

while keeping 3s for the nerds that have a network of friends to play with

[sharp meteor]

By deleting shuffle yeah

[lavish quest]

Delete glad too

[fierce elm]

Probs easier to find a mythic guild that can clear raids over finding a 3s team to push glad with kek

[lavish quest]

^

Aka, I've done it

[sharp meteor]

Actually I found my healer in shuffle nvm shuff goated

[lavish quest]

[fierce elm]

Its the FUTURE

[wheat jay]

real

takes less time to get CE too

[lavish quest]

I can find people for 3s

[wheat jay]

and is more often more enjoyable

lol

[lavish quest]

Prob is they all perma 1200

Bring back 5s, and put glad into that as well

[sharp meteor]

so there was this cool thing with 5s where it was too incentive

[fierce elm]

lmao

[sharp meteor]

and because it was incentive people wintraded it

so they pruned rewards

[fierce elm]

Just give them the rewards

[sharp meteor]

and it died entirely

[fierce elm]

I am also hugely in favor of rewarding old elite sets to people that hit a certain rating in the form of a token

but that is controversial as fuck lmao

[sharp meteor]

Uhhh I actually kind of been in favor of that for a while

[wheat jay]

why not

[sharp meteor]

just as like a mid mmr 3s incentive

[wheat jay]

you can get old mythic sets

[sharp meteor]

like 100 wins above 2100 3s for old elite set

[wheat jay]

make it 2100 reward

[fierce elm]

Because a small minority thinks its a "prestige" thing

[wheat jay]

one set per season

[lavish quest]

Tbh, I think there should be a vicious saddle system for above 1800 wins to get old elites

[fierce elm]

and not that MoP was 12 years ago lmao

[sharp meteor]

Yee

[fierce elm]

That is what im saying

[wheat jay]

ugh fuck prestige

its a video game

[sharp meteor]

old elite set were 2000-2200

[fierce elm]

Vicious saddle, then a token you earn by winning games above x rating

[wheat jay]

youre not getting chicks with it

[sharp meteor]

seasons more inflated now plus 1800 so like

[fierce elm]

turn that token into one elite set

[lavish quest]

Set it to 2100 then, idc

[fierce elm]

Then repeat the way they repeat vicious saddles

ideal is probably 2100+

[sharp meteor]

yeye just wins above 2100 for set imo

[lavish quest]

At least it's something you can work towards

[sharp meteor]

in 3s ideally because that's where there's a dropoff in participation

[fierce elm]

So whats Vicious saddle, 100 wins in 3s?

[sharp meteor]

trillion people at 2100 in shuff

[lavish quest]

Well people actually play shuff

Because you can just play it...

[fierce elm]

so make it 100 wins above 2100 in 3s, 200 wins above 2100 in 2s, like 300 rounds in solo shuffle

boom bam

[sharp meteor]

ya cos easier to access and climb

that goes without saying

[fierce elm]

nobody who has multiple elite sets care about them