pvp

[grand scaffold]

i mean

+500k gold

so idc what you think

you havent beaten me in 3s

so yeah

[boreal stone]

trash carries AND u rip ppl off

thats golden

[sharp meteor]

People pay what they gonna pay.

[boreal stone]

i have beat u in 3s

lmfao

[grand scaffold]

just like my w/l ratio against you

[boreal stone]

i clearly remember it

[grand scaffold]

its golden

[boreal stone]

some piss lfg ret war

miurror

died in the opener

[grand scaffold]

prove it

please prove it

if you remember so clearly

[boreal stone]

prove that im not 15-2 into u

same thing

[grand scaffold]

so you mean to tell me

you have proof i beat you

[boreal stone]

scroll through ur 5000 3s games uve played this season

[grand scaffold]

and 0 proof you beat me

why

[elfin surge]

u can export reflex data and keyword search

[grand scaffold]

i care very little about you

why spend my time looking at 2300 games

lol

i dont wake up and think about you G

[boreal stone]

how to?

[grand scaffold]

i log on wow

[boreal stone]

u log on wow to be 2400

its ok

[grand scaffold]

and i start thinking how do i get as good as mud and smexxin

[boreal stone]

u cant stfu now

no one cares

[elfin surge]

one of the buttons on the top right

lets u copy the data

[boreal stone]

Mud isnt the bar to pass on warrior

no offense

hes good but not idol status

[grand scaffold]

mud is way better than both of us

[elfin surge]

mmk

[boreal stone]

keep suckin dick tho

[grand scaffold]

better than you

[elfin surge]

idk why we firing shots at me but okay

[boreal stone]

I could play with the same teams mud got r1 with and be same cr

in DF

[grand scaffold]

idk either lol

atake just mad

😂

[boreal stone]

I said u settle for being a mediocre player

and u take that as an offense

[elfin surge]

NAH

[boreal stone]

then go on about some ego trip about beating an hpal as ret war

[elfin surge]

s2 maybe

[grand scaffold]

said correctly

[boreal stone]

S2 for sure

[grand scaffold]

did you win?

[elfin surge]

any qn with vang can get r1

[boreal stone]

s1 was sketchy

[grand scaffold]

vang is op

[grand scaffold]

😂

[boreal stone]

Mud is 2400 with hots

hots is 2700 with me

i rest my case

[grand scaffold]

bro

no

[boreal stone]

ur bad and have an ego

i do not care for what u have to say

about beating me a single time in arena

even a blind squirrel finds a nut onc in a while

[grand scaffold]

😂

wasnt once G

[elfin surge]

im 2400 with everyone

im pushing glad this seas

[boreal stone]

prove it wasnt once then

[grand scaffold]

make some coffee and wake up

[boreal stone]

i only see 1 game into u

mustve been too low the entire season

[grand scaffold]

and it was a win

meaning

im 100% better than you

😂

[boreal stone]

HAHA

[grand scaffold]

get outta here

[boreal stone]

ur a duelist

[grand scaffold]

who beat you

so you are rival II

[sharp meteor]

Can be the better player and still lose. c: Sometimes that's just how it is.

[boreal stone]

how do i have multiple characters higher cr than u in every bracket with a third of the games played

with no voice lfg

[wheat jay]

Relax bannerboi

[bright kraken]

@grand scaffold I use this asy rebuttal

[boreal stone]

! time glad with an ego is fucking crazy to me

[bright kraken]

(please don't flame me I'm joking I wanna sleep)

[grand scaffold]

ok

and

[grand scaffold]

ego while losing to a duelist

is crazy to me

[wheat jay]

Go sleep

Gnight

[grand scaffold]

watch the essay unfold

[wheat jay]

Yall got too much of an ego

[boreal stone]

ur a mediocre player

thats all

[wheat jay]

I'd smoke you all

[boreal stone]

no more needs to be said

[wheat jay]

You wouldn't get 1800 on EU

[boreal stone]

u settle for being mediocre

u insult yourself by that

i could care less

u have no pride in yourself

none

[fierce elm]

Artji smoked you all

Best survival eu

But I am too good for him so I cant queue with him

I could be r1 if I wanted

Not just r1 but r1 ladder

[elfin surge]

couldn't*

[fierce elm]

without trying

[wheat jay]

One day ill be good enough to q kfc with you

Until then I'll make do with Kargish

[sharp meteor]

Dork.

[boreal stone]

+1

[fierce elm]

aint no way ndogo beat you

[elfin surge]

the saying is couldnt care less

[fierce elm]

My BOYS

[sharp meteor]

True, but you're still a dork.

[boreal stone]

i could wargame him in a ret war mirror for 100 rounds

and id win them all

[grand scaffold]

you must suck if you lost to a mediocre player

sure buddy

[boreal stone]

i know i suck

'im getting better

u are not

thats the difference

[grand scaffold]

😂

[boreal stone]

never claimed i was gods gift to warrior

[sharp meteor]

Consistency. Even a blind mouse sometimes finds cheese.

[boreal stone]

just said i was better than you

which i am

by a landslide

u get glad wins at 2300 mmr

i get mine at 2700 mmr

how is this even a conversation

u have 1 glad and double my play time

[fierce elm]

Ndogo wins

[grand scaffold]

my guy

afro

#1 bench press

#1 opinion

change my mind

[boreal stone]

ur a unchained gladiator, rival DF player

shut ur yapper

[fierce elm]

Jokes on you

I am not even glad

I quit at 40 wins because I am a gigachad not blinded by achievements

[boreal stone]

?

[fierce elm]

A true dawg knows that achievements mean NOTHING

yeah thats not me lmao

[boreal stone]

oh LMFAO

[grand scaffold]

💪

[fierce elm]

You think I can afford t3 man I have 2k gold in my bank brother

[grand scaffold]

bro spitting bars rn

[fierce elm]

I hit elite two seasons because I felt like playing 3s, then quit at 40-45 wins every time

Its all about the journey and not the end goal

Real friendship as I disarm parry at the same time

[boreal stone]

i stand corrected

[fierce elm]

or when I accidentally have warbreaker bound to my trinket and instatrinket nothing vs rogues

[boreal stone]

may we all aspire to be more like afro

[fierce elm]

All about the memes

[lavish quest]

Takes courage to parry disarm

Go off king

[fierce elm]

I hit 1800, get my set, then fuck about and win

Im forced to take disarm because my 3s partner screams at me

when I wanna run warbringer

[lavish quest]

Warbringer is trash now

[fierce elm]

Im theorycrafting cleave builds and he flames me

Yeah okay do I care it looks cool

[lavish quest]

[grand scaffold]

ive done that too

ahahahahaahahahaha

[fierce elm]

Yeah I had it for like 3 games

before I figured it out

lmao

going between m+ and pvp is rough sometimes

[lavish quest]

2325 now @grand scaffold
Break time

[fierce elm]

Chad

Ima get my 2100 real quick today

or do 3s so I can get my last 2 conq pieces

solo shuffle BLOWS

They are so toxic 😦

[lavish quest]

And takes 50 mins to play a game of watch your teammate not press their button.
But that's okay, if I let them throw, it's because I didn't pump hard enough

[boreal stone]

alright now that its been like 15 minutes, time to apologize. @grand scaffold im sorry for insulting you. @elfin surge you are better and it is what it is. everyone else, sorry for the cringe spam

[lavish quest]

All three of you are pretty
👩

[grand scaffold]

i appreciate it

[grand scaffold]

[elfin surge]

Ndogo sucks atake is better

[lavish quest]

MUD is washed

Pushing 2400 in reverse

[boreal stone]

amen

[elfin surge]

fastest push ever recorded

[boreal stone]

We need to find mud a kitty cleave mainteam

[fickle forge]

Ya'll egoing over the most meaningless shit

[boreal stone]

to unwash him

i swear its a decent comp

its fmp but melee cleave

surely its good

[fickle forge]

??

[boreal stone]

its obvious trollz

[elfin surge]

fmp so broke

[boreal stone]

imagine if axtin played it

with an actual mage

instead of these randos

[grand scaffold]

did i not literally defend you like 20 minutes ago

😂

i just alt tabbed and read that

😂

[fickle berry]

general arms rotation/priority in pvp?

do i press rend or is it unnecessary cuz tc applies?

[boreal stone]

press tclap

can basically unbind rend and slam

[grand scaffold]

blizz has to make a tier set to make slam worth pressing

like it consumes X amount of dot seconds or smth

ima write a ticket about this rn

[lavish quest]

Buff slam by 4000%. We might press it

[boreal stone]

slam needs living bomb levels of modifiers

to be viable

button feels trash to press, just make arms more frontloaded and we coo

[violet fossil]

About time warrior cord exploded and attacked each other

[boreal stone]

i needed content

[grand scaffold]

nah

i think

[elfin surge]

[grand scaffold]

it should just consume X amount of dot seconds with a talent that replaces skullsplitter and replaces slam

would be cool

[fickle forge]

Atake gets no stimulation IRL so he needs to grab it on Discord

[fickle berry]

even tho tclap on tooltip does less dmg + costs more rage?

[boreal stone]

its good that it costs more rage

[grand scaffold]

lmao

[lavish quest]

You want to spend more rage

More CDR

[boreal stone]

u reset ur csmash faster

[grand scaffold]

^

[boreal stone]

ur not wrong

[lavish quest]

Also its aoe, so you'll put rend on all the pets n shit and get more procs

[violet fossil]

@grand scaffold I hope ur milk goes bad

[grand scaffold]

fuck did i do

[boreal stone]

LF egirl to sit in VC all night with that i can carry to her 1800 sets in 2s

[violet fossil]

@boreal stone I hope ur eggs go bad

[boreal stone]

LOL

[lavish quest]

Hit up Vesa if its fine she's also a furry

[grand scaffold]

who pissed in bros cofee

[boreal stone]

i hope ur pillow stays warm

on BOTH sides

[violet fossil]

Wow

[grand scaffold]

i hope bro retains no warmth in his blanket

[boreal stone]

I hope bro is blazing hot under the blanket and freezing cold outside of it

[grand scaffold]

and that stick keys constantly activates

[grand scaffold]

😂

[boreal stone]

all carpet replaced by legos

[violet fossil]

lmao

[grand scaffold]

i hope bros feet tingle like something is there when he takes them out to get colder

🤣

[boreal stone]

I hope bro cant find the outlet port behind his bedframe at night

[grand scaffold]

lmfao

[violet fossil]

I hope both of yall get no hot water to shower with in the morning

[boreal stone]

I hope ur shower water is the coldish luke warm for the next month

to the point where it isnt entirely a cold shower, but as far from a hot shower as it gets

[lavish quest]

I hope you take personal offense when you play Elden Ring and get told you are maidenless

[grand scaffold]

ngl

[violet fossil]

it’s happened to me several times where I had no hot nor warm water lmao

[grand scaffold]

with it being constantly 30 C in kenya all the time

those showers are fire

[boreal stone]

i hope ur charge dcs u every time

[violet fossil]

and it was cold

[boreal stone]

KENYA?!

[lavish quest]

Already does

[grand scaffold]

yeah lmfao

you didnt know?

[boreal stone]

nah

[grand scaffold]

💪

[boreal stone]

jesus

christ

lmfao

[grand scaffold]

rocking that 200+ ms constantly

[violet fossil]

Bros east african

[grand scaffold]

yessir

[lavish quest]

Its how he never gets kited

[grand scaffold]

i speak 50% of swahili too

[boreal stone]

how come u play on NA then?

[violet fossil]

How do you play

[grand scaffold]

i got those fat calfs

[boreal stone]

wouldnt EU ping bebetter

[grand scaffold]

oh

[violet fossil]

As warrior bro

[grand scaffold]

my friend who got me into wow

played on na

so yeah

[grand scaffold]

by 100

yes

[boreal stone]

interesting

i tried playing EU once from the west coast

ping wasnt really that big an issue, can def notice it tho

[grand scaffold]

i just make it work bro

[boreal stone]

u either pre kick or u dont kick at all

[grand scaffold]

if i was on your ping i would never be giving precog

[violet fossil]

Pings holding you back from going ultra instinct

[grand scaffold]

but yeah

some aff locks

bait at the exact time im gonna kick

and it SHOULD kick

but doesnt

[boreal stone]

that happens on all pings i swear

i will legit press kick, they cancel their cast

[grand scaffold]

it'd be better on lower ms

[boreal stone]

and instantly cast again

[grand scaffold]

but whats also good

[boreal stone]

its so weird

[grand scaffold]

is if i mash bladestorm

i can get out of cc

for about half of a second

rather than .2

pressing d stance when im getting ccd sucks tho

[elfin surge]

same

[elfin surge]

👀

[boreal stone]

always knew u were a pwaff minion

[grand scaffold]

walking out with a 4-2

feeling good there

against supatease too

[elfin surge]

i love pwaff

[grand scaffold]

hes a good guy

i like his videos

[lavish quest]

Pwaff simp, so Mud is an undead

[boreal stone]

the homeowner

[elfin surge]

i remember that

[violet fossil]

hell yeah

Make him cri

[lavish quest]

Are you the reason why warrior was put in S?

😉

[fallen estuary]

Tfw most people complain about hitting 1800 while this dudes from kenya with 200-300 ms in 2400s LOL

[lavish quest]

Once you get used to PvP 1800 is free real estate

Got it as a rsham with like a 66% winrate overall and I don't play heals lol

[grand scaffold]

😂

[grand scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/gentleman-giga-chad-sigma-male-gif-25702945

[violet fossil]

naw for real

[fierce elm]

why cant I hit 1800

Someone tell me the flowchart to 2400

[wheat jay]

you zug into zug

not zig into zag

[fierce elm]

yeah idk man

are you 2400 on warrior

I need a r1 advice

[violet fossil]

need advice from multi class r1

[wheat jay]

of course I am

[grand scaffold]

are you actually?

[fierce elm]

yeah idk man

[wheat jay]

https://check-pvp.fr/us/Korgath/Themilkman

my NA alt

[fierce elm]

0 rating

yeah whats up dude

[grand scaffold]

bruv

[wheat jay]

exp tho

bitch

[grand scaffold]

this is scooberz

😂

[wheat jay]

shut up ndogo

[fierce elm]

saw his other name

thats weird

[wheat jay]

should have sent armory for the memes

smh ndogo spoils all the fun

[grand scaffold]

😂

mb G

[fierce elm]

also I have higher exp than him

I just quit at 25-40 wins for glad lmao

[grand scaffold]

scooberz is running talents that dont exist

😂

[lavish quest]

Artji was lucky to hit 2100 on DH at its peak power

[fierce elm]

FOTM reroller amirite

[lavish quest]

If he wasn't one, I might respect him

Might

[fierce elm]

I will respect him once he boosts me in m+

so I can get into groups

but he hates me and ignores me and stabs me irl

[lavish quest]

Sheet, M+ is easy, could help by I'm an NA monke

[fierce elm]

I just cba grinding from 2s

up to 15s

[grand scaffold]

we need afro vs artji chess match

[lavish quest]

Just run your key up quick and then spam your own with other big ilvls

[grand scaffold]

to see who is the bigger intellectual

[fierce elm]

yeah cba @lavish quest

Gotta get this boost going

[lavish quest]

lol, fair

[fierce elm]

also because m+ is more fun with friends

But yknow he hates me and my success

[lavish quest]

Man's envious

[wheat jay]

busy

can do some tomorrow i guess?

[fierce elm]

this is what he says to me

everytime

"busy"

[wheat jay]

cuz i am

bruh

[fierce elm]

quit your job loser

[wheat jay]

im not working there

im unemployed xD

[fierce elm]

quit everything else

only wow

[wheat jay]

can't

[fierce elm]

live under a bridge just to boost me in m+

[wheat jay]

i didnt rly quit, they didnt extend my contract cuz i wasn't scamming people

[fickle forge]

Artji not a real one smh

[fierce elm]

smh

[wheat jay]

it is what it is i guess

[fierce elm]

Kargish also dissing

Because he is 'fried'

[fierce elm]

can only rely on James wow addiction

[fickle forge]

I gave James his hot streak achievement for his 2nd acc

[fierce elm]

WE did

WE did

[fickle forge]

And then you had to get dabbed on by a sub rogue

[wheat jay]

Artji's DH UNLIMITED POWER

[fierce elm]

Gotta trinket the cheap shot when they use zero cooldowns

[wheat jay]

https://tenor.com/view/power-starwars-unlimited-power-gif-15939349

[fierce elm]

gotta do dam

[fickle forge]

If only you did

[fierce elm]

dont have enough bladestorms

[fickle forge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/905959827891712050/1225435725231685693/image.png?ex=66211ef4&is=660ea9f4&hm=7b419bb03aee392c99c77060aa5fa161e9a98a266d090d844314b9552fcd9fb5&

I'm the dam

[fierce elm]

Im the spirit

You queue with anyone else you tilt together

I am here to bring it all together

I am the seasoning and sauce to steak and fries

I am the butter on the toast

[violet fossil]

sauce for steak?

¿

¿

[fickle forge]

I don't butter my toast

[fierce elm]

The Red wine fancy ass sauce you get

[wheat jay]

what am I then ;__;

@fickle forge

[fickle forge]

And bro trynna claim to be red wine sauce

[fierce elm]

I am the fucking water to your oats

The shaker in your protein shake

[violet fossil]

Milk??

[fierce elm]

Who the FUCK makes oats with milk

you good man

[violet fossil]

Oatmilk

[fierce elm]

yeah hard pass

[fickle forge]

The home dawg

[violet fossil]

I can’t do water with protein shake

[fierce elm]

Water, Oats, Protein powder, PB

[wheat jay]

[fierce elm]

The foundation to our mansion

[violet fossil]

Gaysex

[wheat jay]

the manliest sex

[fierce elm]

Im gonna beat you up if you dont turn the servers back on @wheat jay

[wheat jay]

Lmao

Now I dont have to do keys

All according to plan

[fierce elm]

Me and James are desperately trying to get online

to play 2s like the fucking addicts we are

[wheat jay]

Lmao ye theres something with logging on

Rip

[fierce elm]

yeah

Im gonna be angery

[violet fossil]

https://www.wowhead.com/news/blizzard-investigating-and-addressing-eu-login-issue-338503

[wheat jay]

Yall are mad

Addicts for real

Be like me man

Im GIGA chilling

[fierce elm]

I got gear and rating to get

James needs gear

Just wanted to finish 2100 real quick

[wheat jay]

Ye and next season you need new gear

And honor gear will be superior to yours

[wheat jay]

This is fair

[fierce elm]

You should stop playing Mythic

nerd

exactly

[wheat jay]

I don't

[fierce elm]

ALL gear is useless next season

Even more next expansion

I want gear NOW

[wheat jay]

I'm an ol'reliable bench

Got mythic tindral tho

[fierce elm]

also Kargish flames me for not having the right boots

[wheat jay]

Im 7/9 xD

[wheat jay]

Cuz kargish is a nerd

Noone cares

[fierce elm]

he does

thats why he loves me

[wheat jay]

Lmao

[lavish quest]

Artji a hater

[wheat jay]

Speaking of hate

I hate automatons

Autocannon mad lit tho

Now, one week and we're getting new warband

@lavish quest

[lavish quest]

Yeah, I need to get back to grinding that sometime

[wheat jay]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-helldive-helldivers-2-gif-11818217541386663070

Wait

Is it region locked?

[lavish quest]

I imagine not

Have not tested

[wheat jay]

Leland

We can play i think

[fierce elm]

excuse me keep it to PvP content thanks

[lavish quest]

Helldivers is pvp because your team kills technically are on players

3-3 at 2300

One day I go up

That day, is today

[fierce elm]

Wish I could log in

but yknow

[fickle forge]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-helldivers-2-typing-bug-scout-bug-gif-13311446608745300663

[lavish quest]

Just be 'murican

[fierce elm]

Why

EU > NA

Magnus? never heard of him

[lavish quest]

I can't argue that

[fierce elm]

Afro? Goated

[lavish quest]

But Leland > NA

[wheat jay]

Dirty bugs

[fickle forge]

Please don't talk unless you are very high rated ( 1500 EU / 3000 NA )

[wheat jay]

I hate them too

[fierce elm]

<This message can only be read by Warrior mains>

[wheat jay]

That's why we gotta purge them off the face of the galaxy

[lavish quest]

I like the bugs, they get shot so well

[fierce elm]

COME ON

SERVERS UP PLEASE

I can only watch so much in the hot tubs section of twitch before I go insane

[wheat jay]

Bots explode tho

I like exploding bots

[lavish quest]

But don't you like blowing up holes?

[wheat jay]

I dunno, blowing holes isn't as fun as blowing my cannon on some bots

[fierce elm]

IM IN

[wheat jay]

Good luck

Fucking crackhead

[lavish quest]

Well either way we'll have to spread democracy together sometime. I need carried

peepoGiggles

But for now, the push continues

[wheat jay]

I can be your hero baby

[lavish quest]

One day this queue will pop

And it does

We're taking a 6-0

[fallen estuary]

almost there to shove you back down

[grand scaffold]

i might just log on my alt

to catch your que

😂

[fallen estuary]

ive been obliterating warriors all day

[grand scaffold]

im boutta change that

💪

logging over rn

[grand scaffold]

😂

[violet fossil]

I can kiss away the pain

[fallen estuary]

that pics clearly photoshopped

its me in that pic

[wheat jay]

I will stand by you forever

[violet fossil]

You can take my breath away

[wheat jay]

[fierce elm]

I just spent most of my tendies to make this sick mog so I can stunt on all the sweaty nerds in 2s and 3s

Will sell feet for in game gold

[lavish quest]

Nah, I just keep getting 3-3s

This time had my ww run into the middle of the map, stop to type an essay while letting the enemy team burst on the whole team

This to be specific

He went 1-5 (got lucky to win last round)

I don't really understand the last bit, because I was hitting mage until block, then when it ended got back on him

🤷‍♂️

[fierce elm]

lmao

[fallen estuary]

typical monk rage

hes going to add your name on his fist to add it to his collection of holes in his wall

[violet fossil]

His name signifies he’s on his period year round

[lavish quest]

Me too at this rate

[grand scaffold]

mb g

@fallen estuary

get a que rn?

[fallen estuary]

yea

did you get one>

[grand scaffold]

did it go through

or 5/6

[fallen estuary]

yea

same

[grand scaffold]

😂

im boutta get you

ahahahahahahahahaa

[fallen estuary]

let it reque

[grand scaffold]

cant wait G

[lavish quest]

Asserting dominance in the mirror

[fallen estuary]

did you get one?

[grand scaffold]

no

you?

[lavish quest]

I'm a trash DK

[fallen estuary]

ok i decline it

[grand scaffold]

nah just pick it

[fallen estuary]

too late

[grand scaffold]

lol

pain

[fallen estuary]

last night i got a 1 hour que justto be put into a double hunter frost mage lobby

unbelieveable pain

[grand scaffold]

mugambala que rn?

[fallen estuary]

yes

you ready

[grand scaffold]

ofc bruv

outlaw on your team right?

@fallen estuary

[fallen estuary]

Idk im eating dinner lmfao

[grand scaffold]

gg

[fallen estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/soyjak-walking-wojak-classic-classic-soyjak-gif-27377032

outlaw seems fun against a arms war

[grand scaffold]

lol

we just got fucked up

these guys are trash

how cant they handle an evoker

[fallen estuary]

hows it goin

[grand scaffold]

watch the rdru throw everything now

fucking evokers

[grand scaffold]

was that not you?

😢

[fallen estuary]

no LOL

[grand scaffold]

fml

[fallen estuary]

i didnt even que LOL

[grand scaffold]

you had me hyped up

[fallen estuary]

what happen

[grand scaffold]

i got a draw

bc evoker was going 6-0

and rdru afkd one round

so i got a 5-1

[fallen estuary]

zamn

[fallen estuary]

i technically won without queing btw

[grand scaffold]

why

[fallen estuary]

i didnt que

[grand scaffold]

so how did you win

lol

[fallen estuary]

i got you to que

[grand scaffold]

lmao

bro get your warr to 2.4 so i can que my main into you

would be so fun

[fallen estuary]

im almost there 😩

[grand scaffold]

what are you at now

[fallen estuary]

^

[grand scaffold]

nice

get 2.4

i want to que into you

haha

[fallen estuary]

cant wait

[grand scaffold]

yah

[violet fossil]

💀

[grand scaffold]

actually looking again

thats a lot of food

[fallen estuary]

yea i know i usually throw the shit away after my 2nd drink

[violet fossil]

that’s not alot

[lavish quest]

Dab is a thicc lad

[wheat jay]

Jesus christ slenderman

[scarlet barn]

I applaud the effort

[fallen estuary]

thank you i did it in like 20 seconds

[violet fossil]

Guys metabolism out of this world

[wheat jay]

Glorious

[scarlet barn]

I used to eat like that and gained no weight

Alas, those times are gone

[violet fossil]

Ngl that’s an odd combination of food

My stomach would be bubbling

[scarlet barn]

Ok i lied

I ate even more

[violet fossil]

jesus

i had a spasm

[fierce elm]

wack

go workout

eat protein

[fallen estuary]

ever had chocolate milk with ketchup and animal crackers?

that shits the shit

[fallen estuary]

my jobs my workout lol

[fierce elm]

yeah WACK

[violet fossil]

Not at all lmao

And shrimp

And chicken

[fallen estuary]

my brother calls me fucking foul for it but i swear to god its good

[violet fossil]

Rotisserie?

[fallen estuary]

Deep fried

[violet fossil]

a

Need to throw you at a Golden Corral

[fallen estuary]

there was like 1 here in PA

[violet fossil]

Was it good?

[fallen estuary]

i think farther near harrisburg like a hour or two from me

it was insanely packed and there was next to fucking nothing

[violet fossil]

Lol damn

[fallen estuary]

the only thing that was untouched was the food near the choco fountain and the salad bar

i literally spent like 23 dollars to get a plate of pie and leave lol

[violet fossil]

Damn that sucks

[fallen estuary]

there was a line of like 60 people just scooping shit as they went

[violet fossil]

Did it just open or something?

Like grand opening*

[fallen estuary]

no its near kings dominion its a tourist place or something

[violet fossil]

ah

I’m making myself hungry

jeez

[fallen estuary]

went there early in the morning with my brother and there was like 6 fucking tour busses parked outside it waiting to get in lol

[violet fossil]

I haven’t ate almost all day

Lmao wtf

[violet fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/murica-walmart-fat-buggy-obese-gif-5701786

[fallen estuary]

ohhhhh say can you SEEEEE

[violet fossil]

BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIGHT

[fallen estuary]

6 TOURRRR BUSSEEEEESSS

[violet fossil]

Lmao

[boreal stone]

the past 2 shuffles have been 1 hour+ que times. both were absterge lobbies with someone griefing it. first time one guy was spam declining for 30+ que pops, and today someone left after going 3-0 to preserve their mmr cuz a dps was going 0-6

i got a whole 28 rating for my troubles (im 700 rating below my mmr going up 20 points at a time at 2650 mmr)

shits criminal

wish theyd hard reset mmr in shuffle

[fallen estuary]

yea 100%

having a healer as well 0 CR in 2100s+ and losing 3 rounds and leaving causing someone to be dragged straight to hell with them is just boarderline redacted and shouldnt happen

[boreal stone]

theres too many flaws with how shuffle is designed for it to be a rated bracket that ppl take seriously

they should remove it going into TWW and replace it with a proper solo que, not some weird ass brawl lmao

[fallen estuary]

they need it to be a 1 and done match lol

they always gotta put some stupid fucking gimmick in to achieve something

like with blitz lol

screw the normal bg design and make it 8 players mario kart CTF

i literally got out of a match where the healer left after 2 losses LOL and he was 1.2k cr in 2.2 mmr

and i got like 8 mmr from it

welfare mmr

[grand scaffold]

i fucked up my sleep

its 3 am

and im not tired

😢

[lavish quest]

3 bile titanswith 1 bomb @wheat jay

Then killed the 4th 2 seconds after

[grand scaffold]

execute

HITS

[fallen estuary]

@elfin surge awww mud you love me so much you transferred to my server 😊

[elfin surge]

yo thats me

[grand scaffold]

walking out with that fat 6-0

😂

my kicks were whack

but who cares

6-0

[fallen estuary]

why tf is a warlock named skibiddy toilet says warriors braindead LOL?

arent warlocks the most insanely easy caster to play rn?

[grand scaffold]

i got no idea

[grand scaffold]

yes

[violet fossil]

Was he destro?

[grand scaffold]

yes

😂

[fallen estuary]

god i butchered my wording in that post

im like 2 drinks in lmao

but im at 2280 now

[grand scaffold]

is that worse?

ss earlier was 2325

or smth

[fallen estuary]

i was at 2300 and brought down to 1987

and back up

so ye its better

idk if i should do a visa card and rage que to force it

its visa right?

vesa

LMAO

[fallen estuary]

bm loses lol

[grand scaffold]

lol

avg ragnaros player

😂

[violet fossil]

literally no room to talk

[grand scaffold]

Wdym

[fallen estuary]

yo tell that warlock hes shit on my behalf

[grand scaffold]

I just mogged him

He probably got annoyed I'm the top G

Hahahahahhahaha

[violet fossil]

the lock

cause destro is hella easy

[grand scaffold]

Idk what he was so dumbfounded about

Dmg = win

I'm confused on his 7 chaos bolts

I didn't have to interrupt him

Lol

[radiant oasis]

Returning player from last xpac here. How's solo shuffle work for rewards? Can I earn elite through it?

Is the gear relevant for pve?

[grand scaffold]

yes

[grand scaffold]

sorta

[grand scaffold]

The glad version of solo shuffle is legend

You get a title

And achieve

And a toy

100 wins above 2400

[violet fossil]

sorta, harder to upgrade with the flightstones now

I wish it was still honor

[grand scaffold]

Yeah

Corny change

[radiant oasis]

So it's timegated upgrades?

[boreal stone]

the only thing timegated in terms of gearing this late in the season would be sockets

but greatvault is still much the same

conq cap early season

etc.

u can get every reward from shuffle besides glad mount

Shuffle also has its own r1 title

This season its Verdant legend

[radiant oasis]

Thank you thank you

[bright kraken]

broski is sad i had to use defensive stance

[fallen estuary]

Just got 2k in 3s bros

[crimson holly]

Trade channel always the best

[bright kraken]

trade chat in raid is top tier

[crimson holly]

I see it’s a constant on every serven then

[bright kraken]

ok but do you get chinese copypastas on your server and uwu checks

yeah didnt think so

[bright kraken]

im starting to realise

or at least it feels like

rating is a tad more volatile now

i fthink i lost 30 points for a 4-2

2-4*

whereas before i thought it was 20-25

[crimson holly]

Didn’t play for a while, but nerf got chinese copypasta

[quiet cedar]

Hello guys, I am new (3 months) to the Df expansion, playing in Darkspear server, can someone explain me how is the premade group for arenas working, currently looking for 2s partner, but I am getting a short list of options when looking for a partner, most of them are 2k+ , I am still 1.7k, it takes me an hour to find a healer in my rating, is there option to sort healers only even those ones with close rating to mine?

[fierce elm]

Can always create your own group

And have your CR in the title

[scarlet barn]

And then trash other people for even whispering you

[bright kraken]

@fickle forge ele dk vs arms BM who do you go

[fierce elm]

DK MAD squish

[bright kraken]

fuckin knew it

this BM kept focussing shaman all game

[fierce elm]

Idk I hate chasing ele

[earnest thorn]

In shuffle I’d kill whoever is playing the worst. If the shaman isn’t playing positioning right and letting the BM dump on him then yeah it’s the right target

[elfin surge]

In shuffle I'd kill whoever is playing the worst. Usually this results in me killing the whole lobby because im better than everyone and deserve my 6-0.

[bright kraken]

so what you suggest i do

[lavish quest]

[earnest thorn]

I’m no mud but the answer is be adaptive, pay attention to who has what defensives and trinkets and punish mistakes hard. If you’re looking for a hard rule of thumb, default targets are usually classes that have spammable cc, but that is a loose guideline when you consider how volatile shuffle is

[lavish quest]

I've had like 5 or 6 3-3s in a row.
Surely some people are just forgetting to spec into their defensives

[earnest thorn]

Yeah sometimes it’s just completely out of your hands lol

[elfin surge]

I only play shuffle the last 3 weeks of the season and only enough to secure r1

fucking hate shuff

[fickle forge]

DK MAD squish

[fickle forge]

What about your actual R1 though

[elfin surge]

3s?

[lavish quest]

Race to world first

[bright kraken]

yeah this bm in my rating range seriously telling me to go ele sham

xd

[fickle forge]

Let's go?

[elfin surge]

you guys and your shuffles

[lavish quest]

The future of wow PvP

[wheat jay]

you mean plunderstorm?

[fickle forge]

That's Plunderstorm podolski

[elfin surge]

nah

shuff so bad

it was a failed experiment

[fickle forge]

Ngl @fierce elm fell off the social ladder

[lavish quest]

Are you saying wow pvp ends in a few weeks?

[fickle forge]

Did it ever begin?

[elfin surge]

need to q 3s more than ev

im back to being a vanguards selfplay

[fickle forge]

Is R1 shuffle worth it

Do I need legend to get R1?

[elfin surge]

ego

[elfin surge]

no

[fickle forge]

Man

[lavish quest]

Where do I sign up?

[fierce elm]

the fuck does this MEAN

[fickle forge]

That you got bodied by a sub rogue who typed /afk afterwards

New alpha in the hood

[fierce elm]

that is true

he did slam my ass and then /afk in anger

Dont worry Ima hold trinket next time

and not use it in cheap shop for damage

[fickle forge]

Lmao

[fierce elm]

im up to 11k gold now baby

im hige

huge*

we need to do 3s tho

and 2s

or just slam 2100 in 3s

Because I cant play during weekend lmao

[fickle forge]

https://tenor.com/view/wonder-woman-wonder-woman-movie-shield-gal-gadot-blocking-gif-5717903

PoV: Afro died after trinketing a Cheap Shot 30 secs prior

[fierce elm]

I offensively trinket

because I dont need trinket

[fickle forge]

Are you in a hurry?

We can get 2.1k in a sess in 2s

[fierce elm]

Strike while the iron is hot

and you get ”fried” easily

James is depresso leveling a priest

[elfin surge]

I need more vers everyone attacks me all game

[fickle forge]

Look man sitting at a PC for multiple hours runs me down

[fierce elm]

Lil baby @fickle forge

[fickle forge]

I've spent more time in the gym than you this week

[fierce elm]

I have been SICK Man

[fickle forge]

S I C K

[lavish quest]

They're all haters

[elfin surge]

41% vers

[lavish quest]

Why would you need that verse? We're the tankiest spec in the game, you didn't hear?

[elfin surge]

[fierce elm]

warrior BUSTED

evoker S tier class

S++

[earnest thorn]

Craft that thorns helm

[grand scaffold]

bro im telling you

these r1s

cant withstand me

💪

real hansol too

[fierce elm]

triple paladin what the hell

[grand scaffold]

lol

i shouldve been completely cucked

with all those bops

[fierce elm]

isnt solo shuffle just a thing that comes down to patience of queueing

[grand scaffold]

maybe

but didnt expect to go 6-0 in that lobby

[lavish quest]

I had that warlock a match or two ago 😮

[fierce elm]

thats what im saying

its a war of who wants to sit in queue the longest outside of healers

[fickle forge]

Maybe if they buffed healer mmr more would Q

[lavish quest]

Its crossing your fingers and hoping that the others decide to use their defensives on your side and not exclusively against you for some reason

[fickle forge]

Like dude I went 5-1 on a new dps class and got 250 mmr
I then went 5-1 on my Rsham and lost 150 mmr????

4-2 following lobby and got +15

Why would anyone Q healer

[grand scaffold]

lol

[elfin surge]

yolo shuff

[bright kraken]

@grand scaffold after watching me do you believe I can get it this week

Do you believe I can get it at all

[bright kraken]

I've fallen out of favour 😭

[wheat jay]

too much whining

not enough winning

[bright kraken]

._. bro

Rude

I'm not even whining anymore

[wheat jay]

it is what it is

xD

[elfin surge]

i just attack things and eventually my rating goes up

[wheat jay]

@bright kraken imagine you're doing raid and there's an add that you MUST burst down in 10s

[lavish quest]

I just attack things and eventually my rating goes down

[fickle forge]

I just attack things and eventually my rating goes down

[fierce elm]

same

Or its my healers/dps fault

[wary delta]

lmao i have a screenie of being in a 1 hour queue

it really is a test of patience

until you go 3-3 and get nothing, then its a test of your mental stability

[fierce elm]

What the fuck

just go touch grass at that point tbh

[grand scaffold]

takeda does it in goldshire

dw

[sharp meteor]

It helps to have something to do while you wait, yeah.

From cleaning to cooking, mog runs, watching a movie, etc.

I knew a ret sitting 3-4 hour queues in s1 and he said he'd have his volume turned up so he could hear from anywhere in the house when his queue popped.

[fierce elm]

thats so fucking sad

[sharp meteor]

Alternatively play an F tier spec for fast queues.

Or heal.

[grand scaffold]

that shit is fake news

my fury ques are just as long

[sharp meteor]

I said F tier

[fossil mortar]

#fury message

[grand scaffold]

bro fury is literally the worst spec in the game rn