#pvp

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wheat jay
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I googled it

teal hedge
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But it's 5 feet and 11 inches

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You read the answer wrong

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Feet and inches don't work like our imperial system

mild thunder
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It ain’t tall

teal hedge
mild thunder
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5’9” is the start of short imo

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5’10” is a solid average

wheat jay
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Can't you fuckers use metric?

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Why is 5.9 not the same as 5'9

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Ok i know why

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But still

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Its dumb as fuck

teal hedge
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Oh Jesus Christ I am swedish

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We use metric

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I just know these things because I'm mr worldwide

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Dale

wheat jay
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WHY IS EVERY SWEDE I KNOW A FUCKING RETARD!?

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Fucks sake

teal hedge
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YOU DO NOT KNOW MATH

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BASIC MATH

fresh valve
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Fungus is a scientist dude

wheat jay
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AND YOU USED FEET WHEN YOU'RE SWEDISH

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YOU'RE WORSE THAN REGULAR SWEDE

teal hedge
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A majority of the users here are american, would it not make sense?

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Besides, I did do both versions.

wheat jay
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Id say we're 50/50 na/eu

teal hedge
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Oh fr?

wheat jay
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Well, maybe not at this time

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Eu ppl sleep now

fresh valve
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I'd say more eu players tbh

teal hedge
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I mean, EU is more populated, so it would make sense to have more eu

wheat jay
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Man i should go to sleep too

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11h shift tomorrow

teal hedge
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But some EU players don't speak english´, so that surely must reduce our numbers

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What branch?

wheat jay
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Scamming

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Sales*

teal hedge
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Car salesman?

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Ah

wheat jay
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Close

fresh valve
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EU players got social safety nets meaning they can NEET tf outta this game

wheat jay
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I sell stuff in RTV AGD store

teal hedge
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Huh, but 11 hours sounds exhausting

wheat jay
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Gonna change in few months

teal hedge
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I just graduated, so I don't have any jobs yet, but I got a couple I want to search

wheat jay
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Cuz pay is getting worse each month

teal hedge
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I searched for a job which I almost 100% will not get, but I'd love it

wheat jay
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Go for it

teal hedge
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A receptionist at as dentist's office

wheat jay
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Shoot for the stars

teal hedge
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Yeah, I put in an application

wheat jay
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I mean, sounds pretty chill

fresh valve
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dentists are psychos

wheat jay
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True

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I was fixing a tooth recently and doc+assistant were talking about gruesome dental stuff like its full chill

fresh valve
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horror writers/filmakers usually have dental experience

wheat jay
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While drilling my tooth in

teal hedge
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Yeah, I think dentists are cool though

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Just a shame they don't see mental health stuff

wheat jay
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Funny thing

teal hedge
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Neglected brushing properly because I was feeling shitty, and they told me to show them how I brush like I were a child

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Ego death at the dentist's office fr

wheat jay
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They were talking about some stuff, and apparently most people, especially older dont even fucking brush their teeth before going to the appointment

teal hedge
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That's so vile

wheat jay
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It fucking is

teal hedge
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You always brush before so your breath is fresh

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Imagine old person breath

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Dear lord

wheat jay
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They told me recently they had some old guy say "can you pour me some water so i can clean my teeth"

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FUCKING IMAGINE HEARING THAT

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As a dentist

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Id fucking flip a table insta

teal hedge
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That would test my very resolve

fresh valve
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my dad was a dentist dude got me to learn math by threatening me with a needle

teal hedge
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ahahahaha

fresh valve
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he'd move closer with it everytime I got a question wrong

teal hedge
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My dad worked in retail, he got me to do math by yelling and crying

fresh valve
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my dad was a freak

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prolly cuz he was cuban

wheat jay
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My das was a piece of shit

teal hedge
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Glad to see that aspect of mentoring is a global thing

wheat jay
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Mom is best tho

mild thunder
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You guys had dads?

teal hedge
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I remember playing enslaved for the xbox 360 and him yelling how to kill a boss at me so much that I started crying and then he took my xbox away.

wheat jay
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Sadly i had mine

fresh valve
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up until I was 11 lol

teal hedge
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Had dad

wheat jay
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Till i was like 14

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Or 13

teal hedge
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Had til I was 17

wheat jay
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Jeez

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So

teal hedge
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Shit sucks

wheat jay
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We play pvp

teal hedge
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Yeah

wheat jay
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We are warriors

teal hedge
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And the warrior class

fresh valve
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worse the younger you are

mild thunder
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PvP makes the pain go away (it adds to it)

wheat jay
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And we don't have fathers

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Is there a correlation?

teal hedge
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I mean, I'dlike to get to be mature with my father, but too late for that

fresh valve
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weird thing is tho there are mfs with dads who are more fatherless than me

mild thunder
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PvP is the real fatherless behaviour

wheat jay
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Were our pvp behaviours caused by shit fathers?

teal hedge
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Dad was really good, we just butted heads a lot

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Guy used to drink before I was born but after that, he went straight edge

wheat jay
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I remember once telling Kargish some shit about mine

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Man was speechless

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Or was it someone else

fresh valve
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my dad was a gambling addict lmfao

wheat jay
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I dont remember xD

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Alco

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Man's had nightmares about being chased by white rats

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Lmao

teal hedge
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Oy vey

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Yeah my dad just sorta fell apart

mild thunder
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Oy vey

teal hedge
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Shit suuuuuucks*

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Can't do anything about it now though

fresh valve
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yea u can

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andrew tate can be your daddy

teal hedge
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Jesus Christ man

fresh valve
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lololol

teal hedge
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I belong to the woke agenda, he wouldn

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't dig me

mild thunder
teal hedge
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So true

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While on the topic of the woke agenda

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I have met some interesting people playing payday 2

wheat jay
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Depends on the woke shit

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Are you woke woke or just woke?

mild thunder
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You guys know who TheQuartering is?

wheat jay
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No

teal hedge
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One guy went full mental illness on me after I told him I liked sewerslvt

wheat jay
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Wtf is that?

fresh valve
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the neckbeard who pissed on his floor?

teal hedge
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I also like guys, I think

mild thunder
mild thunder
wheat jay
fresh valve
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he got drunk and pissed in his floor drain on stream

teal hedge
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I don't know, does it?

wheat jay
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Fuck knows

teal hedge
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Just a purebred socialist

mild thunder
wheat jay
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Im as far from woke as possible

teal hedge
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(polish)

wheat jay
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Well, ye

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Traditional man

fresh valve
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most people who use the term woke dont know what it means

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if it even means anything

teal hedge
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But seriously, what's up with this one guy I met in payday 2

wheat jay
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Fyord lol

teal hedge
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I swear to god I meet so many characters when I play with my japanese buddy

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THough, japanese buddy is poor and has to sell his graphics card for food

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Shit's tragic.

mild thunder
teal hedge
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Yeah, he's a 23-year-old neet

fresh valve
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hikikomori

wheat jay
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Time to go to work and slave away for 15h a day

mild thunder
teal hedge
mild thunder
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15h? Do you do a trade?

wheat jay
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Nah nah not me

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I meant your japanese friend

mild thunder
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Ah

wheat jay
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I do 12h shifts

elfin surge
mild thunder
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12h still pretty bad

mild thunder
wheat jay
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It sucks

wheat jay
elfin surge
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remember when we could spell reflect our ally twice

mild thunder
fresh valve
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MUD's still not stormforged

teal hedge
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Smh

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MUD really needs to clean the streets of #pvp up

wheat jay
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Bro we having normal conversations and you're interrupting us with some wow talk

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Smh

elfin surge
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@tribal holly

wheat jay
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Touch Grass Mud

mild thunder
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Mud’s still 12

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Needs to go back to school

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Past bedtime lil bro

teal hedge
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Are you working on your math, MUD, little MUUUUD

fresh valve
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Dekel's gotta tuck him in

wheat jay
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Dekel gonna sing him a lullaby

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A ballad of bugged stats

fresh valve
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Dekel gonna kiss his forehead

teal hedge
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Dekel has more of the absent father type beat imo

fresh valve
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Wrath Classic pvp > retail

teal hedge
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Maybe if you're an old fart

mild thunder
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Back to our NORMAL conversation

fresh valve
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at least those old farts have fun

mild thunder
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Before mud interrupted

teal hedge
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Yeah

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Japanese guy is STRUGGLING

mild thunder
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What do you do for work, @wheat jay

teal hedge
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He's learning english via payday 2

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He told me he learned the word "based" from the Lain guy

fresh valve
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kuso yaro

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why visit Japan when u can play Yakuza

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same shit tbh

wheat jay
wheat jay
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And scam people into buying warranties for it

mild thunder
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Hustler

fresh valve
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cocksucker

teal hedge
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Of course he's proficient in tomfoolery and scamming

fresh valve
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morals are the biggest cope dawg

teal hedge
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What

fresh valve
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same with ethics dander

teal hedge
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Why are you bringing this upo

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Also, ever since I saw fear and loathing in las Vegas I have been desperately searching for a bucket hat

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But I can't find any that fit me

fresh valve
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bucket hats only look good on schizos

teal hedge
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That's what I'm going for

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Otherwise I dress like Adam Sandler

fresh valve
teal hedge
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I gotta reinvent my wardrobe

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This shit so depressing

wheat jay
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Thing is

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I dont like it as much now

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Cuz warranties somehow made sense

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In some scenarios

fresh valve
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XD

wheat jay
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But now i do installments and shit

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And there's bonus shit there too

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And those are fucking immoral xD

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Straight up

teal hedge
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Lemme show you my awful graduation fit

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Smh my head

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Realised just after the photoshoot that I should've tucked my shirt in

teal hedge
wheat jay
fresh valve
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recycling's immoral bro

teal hedge
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Do you buy clothes?

wheat jay
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Tfw you still have some spine

teal hedge
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Or maybe food?

fresh valve
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legs > spine

teal hedge
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Yessir

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Use legs, not your spine, otherwise you'll be in a walker by 60

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But I was the only one that wore a patterned shirt

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And I brought a yellow hawaii shirt

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I think it's based, but the GC chewed me out for it

fresh valve
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wouldnt be caught dead in a suit

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fuck that shit

teal hedge
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It was my graduation though, everybody wore suits

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I just had to, follow suit

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badumm tss

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Worst part of the fit is my shoes though

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Couldn't find shoes my size for the suit

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I wear US size 13.5

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Or EU 47-48

fresh valve
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bro wear lifts

teal hedge
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Lifts?

fresh valve
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the shits u put in your shoes to be taller

teal hedge
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Why would I haha

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I'm already 6'4

fresh valve
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be 6'6 then

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tf

teal hedge
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I already had to stand in the very far back in every photo I was in

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People could only see my head and my undersized cap

fresh valve
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u already graduated college?

teal hedge
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High school

fresh valve
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ah

teal hedge
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We wear these in Sweden

fresh valve
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aight admiral

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admiral fyord

teal hedge
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Oy vey

hot solstice
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can someone advice some good pvp guild on eu?

hot solstice
fresh valve
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lmfao

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guilds are for pussies be a sigma male bro

teal hedge
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Oh shit I read build

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Lmao

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I'm sorry hahahaha

hot solstice
teal hedge
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Yeah, I'äve applied to 7 guilds but none have responded

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I really want to get into "Slagsmålsklubben" which is 'Fight club' in swedish

fresh valve
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I wanna get cutting edge so I should start applying tbh

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hella lame tho

teal hedge
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I miss my danish dad guild 😔

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But I haven't even been rejected by any of the guilds

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It just says "pending"

fresh valve
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guilds felt cool back in MoP when everyone was younger

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I remember I got introduced to gore sites through this game

teal hedge
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Now I got 13 guilds pending

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How does this work, do the leaders get any notifications?

mild thunder
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didnt they just nerf enh healing?

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like

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a few weeks ago?

teal hedge
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Iunno, sure doesn't feel like it

spice hornet
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Healing stream totem casually ticking for 40k

mild thunder
undone pumice
dusk garden
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is verse -> haste the best stats for arms warrior?

spice hornet
dusk garden
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ok th

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thx

woeful solstice
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what a time

sharp meteor
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Why'd they nuke those anyways

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did they just not like warrior having anti-magic stuff

urban skiff
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is it worth losing 3 ilvls on a poorly statted tier piece for a socket?

wheat jay
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In a meta where warrior was the apex predator of the game

sharp meteor
mild thunder
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There’s literally nothing OP about just overwatch

urban skiff
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Blizzard really loving the edgy classes

muted surge
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he was singed up as heal, and then queues as dps

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wtf is that

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in the fight he was just afk

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love pvp :)

urban skiff
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Some people make mistakes

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some of those people just can't admit it and would rather pretend like they were trolling all along

muted surge
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im currently missing vers on 1 item (head) , should i go more mastery now instead of haste ?

spice hornet
# urban skiff

This spec gets so much attention and tuning it’s crazy

mild thunder
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They be meatridinf tf out of blizz for these constant reworks and buffs

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Meanwhile ww has been bugged and shit all xpac

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i'll come back to wow when the touch of death build is deleted for my ww

hot solstice
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ppl overreactinn on dh and sp buffs

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buff on abilities that do nothing

magic wing
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SP are a mommys boy spec

teal hedge
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What provokes a man to write this

undone pumice
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mommy issues

magic wing
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I just dont like SP and warlocks

urban skiff
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SP is kinda eh.. I'm probably too dumb for that

magic wing
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*Youre too smart for it

urban skiff
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definitely not too smart for anything

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Rate my bg fun macro

#showtooltip
/use Saltwater Potion
/use Elemental Potion of Power
/use 14

  • swifty macro
fickle forge
magic wing
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Crybaby mommys boys

urban skiff
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what tert stat enchants are we going for?

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I've been running leech but I'm not sure if I'd get more healing out of our baseline leech if i had more speed

prime fern
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How many tokes are needed to upgrade blood weapon to 447 ?

muted surge
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fury > arms :(

mild thunder
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It’s all hunters, boomies and locks

wheat jay
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Ok i do but i have good arguments

fickle forge
undone pumice
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isnt that the appeal

wheat jay
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Sp is warlock from aliexpress

undone pumice
leaden pasture
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hello was wondering if any one can help was searching for the talent tree to copy from 2 top warriors they take barbaric training you suppose to use whirlwind or slam with that in your rotation

muted surge
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Arms or fury

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On arms it’s taken to get to shockwave

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And you don’t use slam / ww

onyx marlin
leaden pasture
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ohhhhh

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ok gotcha

limber relic
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guys

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best healer for turbo?

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mw?

teal hedge
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Maybe disc for power infusion?

limber relic
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every time we have played w priest, we have lost hard

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:p

teal hedge
limber relic
teal hedge
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I noticed that myself, when playing disc you cannot top your teammates off

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It sucks, but at least you don't get hit with dampening as hard

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And you can do a lot of damage for a healer

limber relic
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thing is, into all the casters we need to survive

teal hedge
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Yeah, meta isn't very fun rn.

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I'm gonna be honest.

limber relic
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we burst > they def and we are just running around in circles

teal hedge
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Yeah, maybe you can run a resto druid?

leaden pasture
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its not realistic to hit 2k if u never been it right

teal hedge
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In this season? I wouldn't say it's an issu

leaden pasture
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i only have 675 rating

teal hedge
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Last season I peaked at 1,8k and it was my first time playing

leaden pasture
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oh nice

teal hedge
leaden pasture
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arms warrior

teal hedge
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Very nice

limber relic
teal hedge
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Make sure to get the right stats as well

leaden pasture
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kk

teal hedge
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Vers > Haste > Mast > Crit

leaden pasture
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o

limber relic
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i go

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28% haste

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rest mastery+vers

teal hedge
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Solid

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I might honestly try to drop sks

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Andf go unhinged

limber relic
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i dont think more than 28% haste makes any diffrence

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i stil have 2.3s tick on rend/deep wounds

teal hedge
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I got to 1,8k last season without sks

limber relic
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i dropped sks now

teal hedge
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Birds of a feather flock together fr

limber relic
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thats how i won my last solo shuffle at 2.3 vs ele/boomie/demo

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at 30% they are just gone

teal hedge
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With exec/uninged?

limber relic
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fatality

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no sks

teal hedge
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Fatality my beloved

limber relic
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no thunderclap

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no aoe

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and every round i swear im 50% less dmg than anyone else

teal hedge
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You just using the pinned build?

limber relic
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um idk what the pinned build is

teal hedge
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I don't know either, :P

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I think I might have my older bleed build up, but it doesn't have shockwave

limber relic
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oh god, i noticed i removed 1 important talent from my bleed build

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i hope i didnt play with that during my ss game

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XDDDD

teal hedge
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This is my older build

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It's missing shockwave though

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What do you think?

limber relic
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hm yea, id stil want shockwave tho

teal hedge
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Yeah, that's the iffy part

limber relic
teal hedge
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Looks pretty good, but no improved execute?

limber relic
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if i play against a lock i just take away from Honored reflex and put it into wrecking

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yea, target pretty much dies at 30% anyways

teal hedge
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You're crazy :P

limber relic
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but im stil debating wether to remove fueled by violence and put it into imp exe

teal hedge
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I don't know, I think fueled is pretty good for staying alive

limber relic
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sometimes, if u execute big enough u can execute someone from 35% to 30%

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and then ur fatality will proc at 30#

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30%*

teal hedge
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Never really figured fatality out

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Does it just proc when some poor sod hits 30%?

limber relic
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idk, from what ive understood it is that

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if a target is at say 32% health and u execute, ur execute dmg will make ur target go below 30%

teal hedge
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If you execute someone below 30% the stacks pop

limber relic
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and trigger fatality

teal hedge
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Yeah, that's nuance

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Oh okay

limber relic
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but idk, havent tested it 100%

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but i think ive seen it happening

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but idk if mby they dropped to 30% just as i executed

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so not 100% sure

teal hedge
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Btw, do you know who's playing on the AWC today?

limber relic
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no havent checked

teal hedge
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I think I heard something about Jaz playing

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He's a good warlock

limber relic
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yeah

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it was funny af when i saw it

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cuz i beat him in 2v2 s1

teal hedge
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Hehe

limber relic
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and then next game we faced again

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and he won barely

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and his healer /w me being all toxic

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xdd

teal hedge
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Lmao

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But from what I can tell, Jaz himself doesn't get very tilted

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A reason as to why I enjoy watching him time to time

limber relic
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yeah, was his healer

teal hedge
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Gonna drop my sub for a bit while I get my finances sorted out

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Found myself clecnhing my jaw whilst doing solo and then it made my headaches worse

undone pumice
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good choice

teal hedge
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Also gonna try to get some general advice from the physical therapist as it's free until I'm 20

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To give you an idea of how much my body has changed the last years, my passport says that I'm 184 cm tall

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I'm like 194 now 😎

fickle forge
teal hedge
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I don

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't buy it

undone pumice
teal hedge
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My passport is from when I was like 15

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Or maybe not

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Lemme check

undone pumice
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went to the doc a few yrs ago and told me my genetic limit was ~195 and im 200 now

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🍀

teal hedge
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Yeah, passport is from 2019, when I wasn't even 15

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Don't know about my genetic limit tbh

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Mom is 180 cm and dad was 192 cm

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I'm sitting somewhere between 193 and 195

undone pumice
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mom is 180 and dad 186

teal hedge
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Sorta sucks, got my hands from mom and rest of my body from dad

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Dad used to be a rugby player, so we got big guy genes from his side

undone pumice
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lmao

teal hedge
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I just have really big hands and thick but not long fingers

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Another funny thing is that my gradnma is a solid 150-something cm tall

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Dad just lucked out

undone pumice
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same

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but ppl shrink with age no?

teal hedge
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Yeah

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Still, grandma has never been tall

undone pumice
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i used to live in a nursing home

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all the oldfucks were short as hell

teal hedge
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Yeah, your spine degenerates with age

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Makes you shorter

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Also, food availability when you're young etc

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Many ekderly people grew up less priveleged and didn't grow to their full potential

undone pumice
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also ww2 wasnt that long ago

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so food being scarcer

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because of rations n shit

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so maybe their mom was malnourished a bit

teal hedge
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Yeah, maybe among the really elderly

undone pumice
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during/after pregnancy

teal hedge
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All of my grandparents were born just after the second world war

undone pumice
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idk my grandma was born in 1940

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my dad in 1964

teal hedge
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My dad was born 1972

green anchor
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Why

teal hedge
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Good question

teal hedge
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Hmmm... I need to make a decision

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I got this bitch of a headache, right, but it won't go away no matter what I do (I think it has to do with how I sleep) and it has made it so that I've skipped the gym for an entire week

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This, predictably, feels like shit

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Should I go anyways? I feel a little good?

iron fractal
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Can't decide between the Annihilator build or raging blow build as fury for solo shuffle.

teal hedge
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From what I've heard it's up to own preference

iron fractal
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What's the real difference? Annihilator has more self healing?

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And raging blow build trades self sustain for more damage?

muted surge
muted surge
teal hedge
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Called doctor's office, they referred me to physical therapist

limber relic
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im live in twitch if anyone wna come join ❤️

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2.1k mmr 3s

iron fractal
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Onslaught.. or Odyn's fury?

limber relic
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@muted surge xd

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wut u mean

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xd

urban skiff
iron fractal
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lol this fucking sub rogue is carrying the solo shuffle so hard.

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The team he is on auto wins.

pearl sleet
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Whats better?, 2, 4 pieces or none for fury

iron fractal
#

Ah, so wonderful to sit in queues for 30-40 minutes only for someone to leave after 3 games.

#

-6 rating and 0 rated honor gained, so rewarding.

limber relic
#

lego

civic seal
#

Is there a WA to tell you when someone has Divine Shield or Ice Block etc. currently active?

wet scarab
#

Yeah it’s an IRL weakaura called eyesight

mild thunder
#

Where do I download it?

wet scarab
gaunt notch
#

doing bonfires on my mid level alt for some xp, just had a level 70 evoker follow me for 3 zones till i ducked into a raid

mild thunder
#

What’s a bonfire?

rapid shore
#

midsummer event

teal hedge
#

... I thought I would find solace within priest, seemingly simple

#

What the fuck man

mild thunder
#

Unironically the most fun spec in wow

#

Even mud plays it

teal hedge
#

I played ww back in legion 🆒

#

But I want da healer

#

For da fast queue times

mild thunder
#

Mw

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So you can offspec

teal hedge
#

So true bestie

mild thunder
#

Mw and disc are the two most fun healers for sure

#

Mostly disc

hard vector
#

i did it ! 😄

mild thunder
teal hedge
#

Level 70 healer is so rough

#

This does NOT look good on my resumé

magic wing
teal hedge
#

It's my gear

#

I think

#

Because I get swatted like a fly by everything that moves

hard vector
mild thunder
teal hedge
#

It's true

#

Running bgs with a ilvl 150 ring is not a good idea

limber relic
shell river
wheat jay
#

I still remember one arena in shadowlands where i played with legion weapon

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Was like 12ilvl xD

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Rdruid survi vs rdruid bm and I won

#

Full credit to god tier healer i had xD

mild thunder
#

on my ww too

wheat jay
#

Fam I was doing 1/4th of my dmg xD

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And in deep damp we still won

#

Or that one game where my heal rdruid was left to do 1v1 against Frost mage

#

And he won in like 95% damp lol

obsidian loom
#

Is pvp fixed

#

D4 still addicting

wheat jay
#

Pvp is fine in terms of gameplay

#

Warrior in good spot

obsidian loom
#

Mmr I mean

wheat jay
#

When was it ever fixed?

obsidian loom
#

K checking back in 2 weeks lole

#

I'll just zug season end

wheat jay
#

Imo it will be fixed when glad mount is free

obsidian loom
#

D:

wheat jay
#

What

#

Its just a fucking mount in a video game

#

And ppl act like its their only achievement in life

obsidian loom
#

Nah idc either way

wheat jay
#

They want an achievement, they can get r1

obsidian loom
#

I just don't want to play 400 games when I can play 50

#

Artificial caps feel bad

wheat jay
#

They do

#

Just give me welfare free glad

#

I suffered 1400 games to learn to play at glad level

#

Give me my free shit

mild thunder
#

i was versing demo/rdru with no way of escaping cc and doing shit dmg + being squishy because i didnt have the SL versa boost

#

i was going full viet cong in-out-in-out guerrilla warfare on their asses

wheat jay
#

In shadowlands

wheat jay
#

OUTPRESSURED BM WITH 12ILVL STICK

mild thunder
#

he lacked consciousness

#

he was unevolved

#

he predated homo sapiens

wheat jay
#

Meanwhile I played with 3 healers

#

Priest/druid that is a god tier gamer

#

Drainer level prediction but less depressed

mild thunder
#

i only ever played with one really good healer and he was a disc

#

and arms/disc always feels clunky af even if you're both really good

green anchor
#

I can't log in to D4 since 7 am

#

it's 4pm now

#

EU btw

obsidian loom
#

NA but I was at the gym xeos

#

I'll check NA in 30

iron fractal
#

So how many disarms does monks have?

obsidian loom
#

Enough for you to comfortably type /afk out of frustration because you have nothing else to press

iron fractal
#

Like wtf, I Was disarmed 4 times.

#

In less than 30 seconds.

iron fractal
#

Ah, so fun to do battlegrounds and 90% are just casters and range.

#

Out of 15 people they have one ret.

#

2 minutes in and 3 have already left.

#

Time to afk.

teal hedge
#

Alt-ing has made the game feel fresh, or at least pvp

#

Big recommend from Fungus

iron fractal
#

Sure feels fresh and diverse when everyone and their mom is playing a caster

muted surge
#

just hit them

#

warrior is busted

#

:>

iron fractal
#

Have you tried hitting something when everyone is a caster? The amount of AoE cc getting spammed.

teal hedge
#

I hopped on disc priest and it feels really good

#

I get to keep people alive

#

Also lets me do a little bullying

iron fractal
#

These bg's lets me do some afking.

teal hedge
#

Don't afk

#

That's what geeks do

#

Be real, be true to yourself

iron fractal
#

Nah, I rather pretend I defend a flag and afk.

#

Watching a bunch of casters fight casters doesnt do it for me.

muted surge
#

cant you just buy green gear

#

and spam arena

iron fractal
#

Doing it for the weekly quest.

#

1500 honor from random battlegrounds.

teal hedge
#

I play bgs in order to learn my spec

iron fractal
#

Can't learn shit when I'm too busy getting cc'd chained by 10 casters who are adh jumping around.

#

But at least we know mages are getting buffs, so we can see more of their other speccs.

teal hedge
#

Yeah, warrior has never been a bg class

muted surge
#

?????

teal hedge
#

Or, sorry

muted surge
#

did you not see baheeras videos

teal hedge
#

Warrior isn't very good in bgs rn

muted surge
#

warrior is the bost broken class in bgs

iron fractal
#

Bajheera never goes to bg's without pocket healers.

teal hedge
#

Swifty.... 😔

muted surge
iron fractal
#

Never try to have fun by yourself?

#

At least it was fun to use grenades to throw them down from lumber mill.

limber relic
#

blizzurd getting ddosed is hillarious

#

XDD

wheat jay
thick reef
#

Which pinned talent build is best for bgs with fury?

#

Annihilator, Onslaught (AM), Onslaught (RA)?

#

I'm leaning towards RA

high kindle
#

hey guys, trying out fury, what are the perfect pop gcds?

muted surge
#

the stuff that gives you damage

teal hedge
#

When player healer you feel the team diffs a whole lot more

#

Am I having a stroke?

limber relic
muted surge
#

What

limber relic
#

if u were peaking at me

#

or

#

if it was a swifty joke

#

xd

muted surge
#

??

#

Context?

limber relic
#

"when is gym stream"

muted surge
#

Oh

#

Yeah bcs I expect war streamers to follow in baj footsteps

limber relic
#

come to my gaming house

muted surge
#

Like the girl at Swifties

#

(Yea i know that it was prob fake)

limber relic
#

XDD

spice hornet
#

i feel like those sub rogues nerfs did nothing

sage raptor
#

Source?

mild thunder
spice hornet
#

Listen to Gala

#

Dude is actually helpful and knows his shit

#

Gave me a sleeper build and I got my first 2.4K in one sesh

sage raptor
#

Sorry but this is the real world. Only the retards get the girl.

mild thunder
#

i have too many chromosomes

sage raptor
#

Not as many as me

#

I have the most chromosomes

mild thunder
#

not to brag or anything, but you cant even comprehend how many chromosomes i have

sage raptor
#

you dont even underSTAND how many I have

#

because not even I cant count them

undone pumice
#

relax

#

it is i

#

wealthiest in chromosomials

digital rover
#

are warriors having it as rough as DK's right now in shuffles? I can't seem to climb on my war : (

sage raptor
#

lol no

#

we vibing

digital rover
#

hm must be bad luck... granted the healers haven't exactly been... great but I've been seeing a lot of dpsers go to healing lately

sage raptor
#

yeah healers can be stinky

teal hedge
#

Would you rather sit and wait 2-6 minutes or 30?

teal hedge
#

Got measured at physical-therapist, 194 cm

#

He also gave me a bunch of neck-workouts

#

Gonna look like corpsegrinder

undone pumice
#

what the hell

teal hedge
#

But yeah, it looks like it has to do with my posture, but we'll do a checkup again in two weeks

#

Also, he encouraged that I work out in order to see if my head gets worse or nah

elfin surge
#

full blues hitting 200k rsk on a demo warlock...
Remember when mortal strike hit hard...

teal hedge
#

Dear lord

spice hornet
deft ridge
#

if im running onslaught, is it normal to almost never hit bloodthirst, since raging blow is always up

mild thunder
spice hornet
#

@ archi ban this kid

#

Doesn’t even play wow he’s a roblox main

teal hedge
#

Baliff, smack his nuts

mild thunder
#

Roblox has better pvp than wow

spice hornet
#

Lowkey it does

#

Played assassins 2 with my little brothers and was enjoying myself more than wow

woeful solstice
limber relic
#

Any game has better pvp than wow

#

Even league

undone pumice
#

minecraft

spice hornet
#

minecraft bed wars is sweatier than 2.1k + MMR 2s

#

extra bonus of feeling even worse when you lose because 90%+ of those kids are under 10 years old

wheat jay
#

Wow is a pve game

#

With pvp being side content

spice hornet
#

the fact that cloak talent even removes sharpen fries me

woeful solstice
#

imagine if blizzard gave a fuck about pvp

wheat jay
#

They did

#

Numerous times

#

And every time they do, people bitch and moan

#

I also wouldn't be looking forward to spending time on a bunch of ungrateful noobs that talk shit and cant break 1800 solo shuffle

#

Currently we have the best gearing system in pvp

#

All the things in terms of gear and systems that sucked in 10.0 were either fixed or removed

#

Now all we need is a final good solution to mmr/cr problem

#

Which feels unrewarding

#

But hey y'all can go ahead and cry about "reeeeeeeee i cant oneshot with mortal strike anymore" bullshit

hushed venture
#

is there recommended pieces to build with the trophy of conquest?

wheat jay
#

They even fixed bad stats combinations with crafted gear that costs fuckall

wheat jay
#

"i want glad mount" but "glad mount is welfare now"

woeful solstice
#

yep haha

scarlet barn
#

Moan for me

wheat jay
#

"i want pvp to feel prestigious" but "tryhards can go for r1 leave mount for casuals"

wheat jay
scarlet barn
#

I will cook

wheat jay
#

After that I can see what can be done about the moaning

scarlet barn
wheat jay
#

I will eat and moan

#

Anyway, back to work

spice hornet
#

Yeah Blizz been definitely giving pvp attention tuning wise

#

Remember bfa and shadowlands goijg months without seeing anything

wheat jay
#

Yep

#

So y'all stop crying

#

Weak ass bitches

#

Y'all should go lift some metal to lift your spirits

spice hornet
#

If participation was high these seasons would be considered amazing

#

Ignoring the ret rework stuff at the end of 10.0

woeful solstice
#

i think arena is gatekept way too hard

#

LFG is a huge problem

#

but solo shuffle has flaws too

muted surge
#

Why is arena gatekept?

undone pumice
#

you need to be in a group

muted surge
#

Oh no

spice hornet
#

Am I the only one who never really has problems with LFG ? Usually doesn’t take more than 10min max to get into a group and play

undone pumice
#

which is gatekeeping to some i guess??

spice hornet
#

Must be the people who are like 1200 CR signing up to 2100 CR groups trying to push

muted surge
#

Yeah

undone pumice
#

idk i havent played in months, doubt its different nowadays tho

muted surge
#

No it isn’t

#

Even if you don’t find smth

#

Just make your own grp

undone pumice
#

just go in solo q and herb

muted surge
#

It’s not difficult

undone pumice
spice hornet
#

The only times it’s been hard is lately because the participation has been dead af

undone pumice
#

during shadowlands was when i had major issues with lfg

#

literally spent hours running circles in oribos

spice hornet
#

Which season

undone pumice
#

1, 2, and 3

spice hornet
#

Hmm s1 had the mmr issues that killed the season but 2 and 3 were pretty poppin

undone pumice
#

just a me issue ig

scarlet barn
#

You pay for the internet= gatekeeping

undone pumice
#

you need money for that

#

money is earned via work

#

= ableism

muted surge
teal hedge
#

Devouring half a kilogramme of cottage cheese

#

May god help us all

muted surge
#

Why

teal hedge
#

70 grammes of protein

#

500 calories

#

Help me

muted surge
#

Yea but seems excessive amount

teal hedge
#

It also was "best due" two days ago, so I either devour it now or I throw it out

magic wing
#

I eat 250g every day that shit can be inhaled in like 30 secs

teal hedge
#

You'd think so

#

But I can't, for the life of me, find the paprika-spice

#

Also, I've found that modular lat pulldowns fucking DESTROY my poor hands

#

The first half goes down smooth

#

But the second half

#

Dear lord

woeful solstice
#

basically my experience as a first time glad in s1 df was like

#

getting dms from multi r1s when i beat them calling me trash

#

applying for groups for like 3-4 months but getting denied because i didnt have glad already once

#

meta slaves (ss fixes this tbh)

#

pvp community in this game is absolute dogshit

muted surge
#

i dont see the gatekeeping tho

woeful solstice
#

bro you have no idea how many times i was denied invites because i didnt have prev glad experience when i was doing my 2200+ push

muted surge
#

like yea, im at 1.6 in 2s atm and i dont queue with 1.2 people bcs its a time waste

woeful solstice
#

and then i que into those dorks and beat them when i inevitably find a group hours later

#

i would imagine its very hard to break into the pvp scene as a newer player too

#

fwiw i have been into arena since like late legion

#

took me all of bfa and a few seasons of SL to "git gud" enough for glad and doing it once in lfg has me not wanting to do it again

#

maybe gatekept isnt the best word

#

abrasive is better

#

there is still some gatekeeping at higher mmr

muted surge
#

like yea i dont think so

#

bcs

#

its the same in pve right

#

you gotta start at the bottom and play with players at the bottom

teal hedge
#

I agree with kiggs

muted surge
#

not start bottom and play with top

woeful solstice
#

correct but

#

i was 2900 in solos and 2200 in 3s

#

and getting denied to 2200 cr teams

#

constantly

muted surge
#

but inflated solos

woeful solstice
#

see?

#

gatekeeping

muted surge
#

bcs shuffle was a joke

#

no

woeful solstice
#

ok

muted surge
#

its the same as getting a boost

#

to glad

woeful solstice
#

so how do I "prove" myself

muted surge
#

and then queuing for glad

woeful solstice
muted surge
#

get rating in 3s

woeful solstice
#

2900 in solos is the same as getting a glad boost?

muted surge
#

if you q for 3s

woeful solstice
#

s1 i was 2200 for a while

muted surge
#

by playing with other 2.2 players

woeful solstice
#

right

muted surge
#

and not with 2.9

woeful solstice
#

they say "no you are no glad"

muted surge
#

make your own grp

woeful solstice
#

GENIUS

#

why didnt i try that already?

muted surge
#

its not gatekeeping like what

woeful solstice
#

oh wait, i did

#

check-pvp

#

imagine if you tried to que for M+ and you are 2k mythic score and running 17s but someone says 'yeah you dont have any KSM/KSH from previous seasons' and you've qued for a key at a rating youve already completed

#

fwiw im not saying its impossible, i eventually got through and secured glad but it left a pretty bad impression on me and i can see why this part of the game is dead as fuck

#

it deserves to die

#

it's total shit

#

the systems around group formation/matchmaking are god awful and outdated

magic wing
teal hedge
#

Yeah, smooth one works

magic wing
#

Mix it with PB or protein pudding

teal hedge
#

But chunky shit is soulcrushing

magic wing
#

And its nice

#

Ez 40-50g of protein

teal hedge
#

Feeling real spartan

magic wing
teal hedge
#

Just got 70 grammes

#

Gonna eat a pudding for 50 grammes later as well

magic wing
#

I eat the half fat version

#

Can eat that with nothing actually

teal hedge
#

(I do not get protein from my mothers/fathers cooking, they mostly do fat/carbs)

magic wing
#

Low fat is too ass

teal hedge
#

I just get very tired of eating spartan meals

magic wing
#

Spartan meals are nice tho

teal hedge
#

They aren't

magic wing
#

Oatmeal eggs and shit

teal hedge
#

Just eating cottage cheese and pudding is killing me

#

But yeah, I'm looking to move out so that I can get my own space

#

Very specific about these things, I cannot function without them

sonic parcel
#

Hi, as fury should i ALWAYS w8 for the 5 charges to use rampage?

#

I don't know the English name of that passive

#

Smashing hits?😂

drifting moss
#

slaughtering strikes

fossil mortar
sonic parcel
#

Got it, but how it was at 5 charges 100% more dmg i thought It Will be worth to

sonic parcel
fossil mortar
#

Only in the most outlandish of scenarios noahwhite The delay will only be worth it if - you doing a very tiny kill window and you doing 0 preasure in between. Feel free to RB a pet while chasing, to stack. But do not delay Rampage to stack RB when pushing

limber relic
#

this game is

#

DED

#

DEEDDDD

#

rest in peace

teal hedge
limber relic
#

been looking for a healer for days

#

cant find any healer at 2k cr

teal hedge
#

Just you wait

#

I'm gearing a disc priest as we speak

muted surge
teal hedge
#

Don't have to play wow for that 😔

fresh valve
#

damn looks like yall talk more shit about the game than me nowadays

#

the games gonna die before MUD gets Stormforged 😔

spice hornet
wheat jay
#

Inhuman reactions

mild thunder
#

No one with human logic will not do that

wheat jay
#

Man's a superman

#

Is it a plane?

#

Is it a bird?

#

No its

woeful solstice
#

No one with human logic will not do that

spice hornet
#

no one with human logic will not do that

#

anyone else feel like boomy damage is still too high

lucid walrus
#

always has been

spice hornet
#

shitty unlucky lobby of where

#

first round teammate is afk so you get 1 loss

#

2nd round kill target and healer both dont press anything so it ends in the first 5 seconds

#

3rd round tie

spice hornet
frail badge
#

i got just under 2k in solo q last season near end, but felt hard stuck at about 1700 give or take this season early on, with the mmr changes, does it feel better/easier to gan rating?

opal acorn
#

Not sure. But yesterday I played on alt at 1400ish, did 6-0 and 5-1 and now I am about 1650ish

nimble forge
#

is it playable as arms warrior these days? or are caster lobbies everywhere?

opal acorn
#

Well, there are more arms above 2400 than fury so..

spice hornet
#

getting double warrior or rogue/war lobbies feels so bad

shy aurora
#

Sure its playable as arms

leaden pasture
#

hello is it recommended if were serious about arena 3v3 to just send all of our alt money to our warrior and pay the commision to get crafted items that magnus is wearing im looking at his character on the armory or is it the same to use obsidian all pieces

#

like i noticed that crafted gear have lil bonuses just on there own piece like the tier sets do

#

wondering if u have all the 4 piece tier bonus active and rest purple obsidian vs his setup with crafted lil bonus on each crafted purple how much advantage would u get or if its the same

green cradle
#

Will the 5% primary stat nerf affect what weapon enchantments we use?

#

currently using shadowflame wreathe and wondering if it'll be better to use sophic devotion

lyric violet
#

I hate cyclone

#

just wanted to throw that out there

#

interrupt cylone reflect cyclone storm bolt cyclone shockwave cyclone guess what he casted cyclone again and got it AHHHHHH

spice hornet
leaden pasture
#

kk

#

ya im just guna get a wow token i no its like 20 bucks but im guna handle all the commision and just pay for it to get crafted gear

#

anyway natbabes do you know on wowhead the guide is very small do u know another site where i can read longer im drinking coffee while the server is shut down

#

they have a lot of more pve stuff then pvp for some reason

#

talking about wowhead

blazing maple
#

whats the best opener for arms? do you rend first into burst or send burst then worry about rend?

leaden pasture
#

natbabes do all of the majority rank 1 players that get that every season use comms or do some teams play by them selfs in 3v3 but with pvp addons and weakauras and still make it to rank 1 like some weakauras and addons are so good for arena found 1 weak aura that nameplate dr tracks a small opacity ball that fades and countdowns also chase all 3 enemyies on the team with the opacity ball to make your next clone or fear to be full and gain the advantage of 1 healer or the off dps your not killing to do some work on the kill target because you dished out a full clone and fear duration

spice hornet
#

You still need a shadow flame spark which are limited and you need trophies which cost conq or@you get two freebies

leaden pasture
#

kk

#

how do you turn into rank 1 material my guess is that you dont ask a pro team nothing you build up rating and get noticed then theyll play with you in arena few games above 2k if you guys do well your a perfect fit then the push begins to rank 1? or is that how it works

lucid walrus
#

2k? lol

#

takes years to scrape close to r1. vast majority of people don’t have it in them at all

vapid tartan
#

Only worry about it if it’s gonna fall off soon

muted surge
#

What

#

I don’t understand your issue