pvp

[undone pumice]

ahhahaha

[teal hedge]

I don't smoke, but I go out with buddies when they smoke

[undone pumice]

fags smell nice lmao

[teal hedge]

Both kinds tbh

[fresh valve]

https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2022/11/16/chain-smoking-marathon-runner-finishes-in-under-3-5-hours

[undone pumice]

fag = cigarette

wdym

[teal hedge]

Snus gaming

[fresh valve]

EU cam quality

[undone pumice]

siberia red

what a guy

i had a friend that went through a whole tin of those every day

[late nacelle]

I go through 10 a week

[fresh valve]

yall have more in common with rednecks than ya think

[undone pumice]

not good

[teal hedge]

But yeah, I'll prolly hit da gym after I graduate, only real plan I got.

[undone pumice]

whaddaya mean

[teal hedge]

Only lifted for like a month two years ago

[late nacelle]

Dont jump into uni

[teal hedge]

I got to 60kg almost immediately.

[fresh valve]

they call that shit dip down here

[late nacelle]

Figure out truly

[teal hedge]

Yeah, I'll hold off on it

[fresh valve]

inbreds love it

[undone pumice]

just cuz i live on a farm and get sunburn doesnt mean im a redneck

[late nacelle]

What u wanna do

[teal hedge]

(60 kg bench)

[undone pumice]

bruh

[late nacelle]

Bench 120

[undone pumice]

[teal hedge]

Well, I'm doing science, so I guess something within the science-field

[late nacelle]

Then be happy

[fresh valve]

science is 4 nerdz

[teal hedge]

I went from 40 to 50 to 55 to 60 almost immediately.

[undone pumice]

newbie gains

[teal hedge]

Yeah

[undone pumice]

first few yrs of lifting u make progress fast

[teal hedge]

Been permabulking since middleschool 💪

But I don't intend to look big, I want to be strong, that's all

[undone pumice]

permabulk since birth (my mother is a seal and seal milk is 65% pure fat)

[teal hedge]

That's the rough part, y'know

[late nacelle]

Nah but srsly im tough as nails, only thing that kills me is women that I've gotten attached to

Dont cuddle

[fresh valve]

simp

[teal hedge]

Pecs are by far my best muscles

No idea why

Got good mind2muscle rng with them

[undone pumice]

i got the mind muscle connection with my hamstrings real nice for some reason

[late nacelle]

https://youtu.be/StZcUAPRRac

[fresh valve]

simp

good song tho

[undone pumice]

simp

[teal hedge]

My guy is having a drunk-swedish-guy moment

[undone pumice]

send this man to spain

he will get better

[fresh valve]

ah spain

[undone pumice]

bro needs some sunlight

[teal hedge]

I'm listening to pink season right now

Hottest album on planet earth on god

(Most songs are shitposts, but some real gems are on there)

[fresh valve]

the rain in spain stays mainly in the plain

[late nacelle]

But now its always raining

[fresh valve]

go play a good video game

[undone pumice]

are you made out of sugar

[late nacelle]

Deep down yes

[undone pumice]

le petit prince au sugar

[late nacelle]

I just want her to hold me and say its ok

[fresh valve]

good video games can heal a man

[undone pumice]

dota time

[fresh valve]

no stfu

[teal hedge]

There's a party coming up on the 20th

[undone pumice]

greatest video game ever

[teal hedge]

A thursday, no less.

[undone pumice]

defense of the ancients 1

[teal hedge]

I think I ought to go

Get my monthly fix of socialising

[late nacelle]

No

Go gym

Or walk

Focus

[fresh valve]

dont listen to the gnome

he's tfg

[undone pumice]

the gnome is the voices in your head

[late nacelle]

Tfg?

[teal hedge]

I'm an extrovert, I need these things in order to function

[undone pumice]

we are collectively hallucinating him

[teal hedge]

A little drinke, a little talk with olde classmates

Very nice

[fresh valve]

im the opposite tbh

[late nacelle]

Same

[teal hedge]

Tried to match my drinks with another guy and he pushed me to 8 shots in 40 minutes

Made me a little dizzy but besides that I was good

The threshold is so high it's unreal

[late nacelle]

But once someone has latched onto me, its hard to remove

[fresh valve]

simp

[late nacelle]

Fk you

[fresh valve]

more you like u did the latching

and are still latched

[late nacelle]

I'll go chop down a tree

Fk u

[teal hedge]

(It is 4 am in Sweden)

Varför dricker du på en söndag, goda herre?

[fresh valve]

that tree wont fix ur problems

[late nacelle]

Röd dag imorn

[teal hedge]

Så äkta

[fresh valve]

but a good video game might

[teal hedge]

Gnome is so real

[late nacelle]

I'd rather be at work

But its day off tomorrow

[undone pumice]

noob

go side hustle

[teal hedge]

Annandag påsk 💪

[late nacelle]

So im alone with my thoughts

[teal hedge]

Manof, from where do you hail?

Or weren't you the swiss guy

[fresh valve]

play video games

[late nacelle]

Why

[teal hedge]

Listen to some Veronica Maggio or Riddarna

[undone pumice]

me swiss yes

[fresh valve]

because theyre fun

[teal hedge]

Really nice music

[late nacelle]

Not now

[fresh valve]

im tellin u some games'll change u

[teal hedge]

Not even Riddarna?

Or maybe Gartnerlosjen!

[late nacelle]

I've probably played those games already

All is lost

[fresh valve]

Planescape Torment?

[teal hedge]

You wanna queue doubles as warriors?

Straight up, vi kör

[late nacelle]

The cold is endothermic, spreading vast and all-encompassing

[fresh valve]

Disco elysium might fix your alcoholism

[teal hedge]

Oh yeah, gnome, can you speak norwegian?

[late nacelle]

No

[teal hedge]

HAH

That is what separates us westerners from you easterners

[undone pumice]

gnome is rarted
(surprise to nobody)

[late nacelle]

Rarted?

[teal hedge]

Mannen

Han kallar dig handikappad

[late nacelle]

I much prefer the numbness to the empty wasteland of reality

[undone pumice]

[teal hedge]

You're on the warrior-discord for a reason

Do some zug-zuging

[undone pumice]

this guy isnt real

[fresh valve]

jesus

he quoted the game

[teal hedge]

Been my source of comfort last couple of weeks

[late nacelle]

I already got legend title

[fresh valve]

Planescape Torment > Disco Elysium

[undone pumice]

also i just made the best grillee cheese ever and im NOT posting picures none of you deserve to be blessed by this sandwich

[late nacelle]

Waiting for next season

[teal hedge]

Bitte

[undone pumice]

no

i eated it

[teal hedge]

Ich weine

[undone pumice]

wein leise

[teal hedge]

Ich soll laut sein

[undone pumice]

halt die fresse

[teal hedge]

Nie

[undone pumice]

:c

[late nacelle]

Planescape torment

Why

[teal hedge]

Das Grilled-Käse 🤤

[fresh valve]

perfect story

[teal hedge]

Ich möchte fotos

[late nacelle]

Will I be saved?

[fresh valve]

better than disco's

[teal hedge]

*Fotos

[undone pumice]

30 euro

[teal hedge]

Ich kann dich ein funny GIF geben

Nie anders

[fresh valve]

Do you think men can change?

[teal hedge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/735431416489181294/1087612830901084220/kitty.gif

Guck

[undone pumice]

da is nix

[late nacelle]

Yes

I have

[teal hedge]

Es ist echt lustig

[undone pumice]

SIEG

[late nacelle]

But I also revert sometimes

[fresh valve]

could you change again?

[undone pumice]

H

[teal hedge]

Ich finde die Katze spass

[late nacelle]

So does it count

[obsidian loom]

ret is the dumbest class, i just leveled one, how did it take them this long to nerf it

[teal hedge]

Es macht spass

[obsidian loom]

it legit doesnt die

[late nacelle]

Or are you merely playing a different role for a few years

[obsidian loom]

i have no risk of dying

[teal hedge]

No idea, and the nerf they're doing now is only 3%

Dismal

[late nacelle]

And then reverting to yourself?

[teal hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/hampter-soft-round-gif-24743996

[fresh valve]

well the main idea of the game revolves around the question "What can change the Nature of a man?"

[teal hedge]

Was ob dies GIF?

[late nacelle]

Traumatic events?

[teal hedge]

20 dollars

[fresh valve]

if you play the game you'll get the answer to that question

[late nacelle]

What if shit is your baseline

And then anytime something gets shitty you return to shit

[teal hedge]

This would make Nietzche weep, cmon fellas

Read Camus or something

[fresh valve]

just play the game. if you loved disco you'll love planescape 1000x more

[teal hedge]

Heisst er "Grilled Käse"?

[late nacelle]

Disco was good

But it also gave false hope

[undone pumice]

ne aber gleiche farbe

[fresh valve]

Planescape is actually the main inspiration for disco

[teal hedge]

Ich habe 2 Katze(n?)

[late nacelle]

Ok

I will play

Right now

I will devour this

[fresh valve]

perfect story imo. best one out of any game i've played

[late nacelle]

Chew on it

Grow

Adapt

Feel hope

Then return to shit once again

[fresh valve]

Be the Nameless One

[teal hedge]

This shit soo cheesy

[undone pumice]

die katze = female, singular
die katzen = female, plural

der kater = male, singular
die kater = male, plural

[teal hedge]

This grammar was founded by sociopaths

[undone pumice]

yes

[late nacelle]

I just wanna hear her snore again man

[teal hedge]

Warum ist die Grammatik so schwer

[undone pumice]

die juden sind schuld

[teal hedge]

Was

[fresh valve]

worth it

[undone pumice]

die juden haben die deutsche sprache verschissen

[teal hedge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjVBat9QdwA&list=PLVoR2SmJTxmJr9dqWa77_HeJvzJMnLreM

[fresh valve]

ew

[late nacelle]

I'd pay 100k euros if there was a .1% chance of getting better

[teal hedge]

Of course the Stockholmer doesn't comprehend the value of money

[fresh valve]

go play planescape bro

[late nacelle]

Yes

[fresh valve]

Nietzche is cringe ngl

[teal hedge]

He's got some ideas, but he's often misunderstood.

[undone pumice]

but fr german difficult language because it started as a transitional language in the regions of north poland all the way to the friselands

[teal hedge]

He's very pro-finding-meaning

But people skip past that

[fresh valve]

He was also super fuckin insecure

you get a better idea of the guy if you read his personal letters

[teal hedge]

Preussen 💪

[undone pumice]

nietzsche died after he saw a horse being executed for meat in switzerland

he ran up to it, hugged it, and both his lungs collapsed and he fuvking died

[teal hedge]

Ich habe keine "ss" Key

[undone pumice]

der buchstaben gibts auch nicht mehr würklich

[fresh valve]

Nietzsche ideas would be cooler if he was a fictional character

[undone pumice]

nur alte leute brauchen das scharfe s

[teal hedge]

Richtig

[fresh valve]

philosophy andy's are cringe

[late nacelle]

oh and uh, I still let my ex come over sometimes

[teal hedge]

Diogenes

[fresh valve]

treating anybody like an intellectual daddy is cringe

[teal hedge]

So true bestie

Except Swifty

He gets the pass

[fresh valve]

Drainer

[teal hedge]

SO REAL

[late nacelle]

which version

[teal hedge]

You listen to bladee?

[late nacelle]

of the game

[undone pumice]

so far ive only really looked into ancient philosophers tbh

[fresh valve]

doesn't matter

[undone pumice]

mainly marcus aurelius and diogenes

[fresh valve]

enhanced is fine

[undone pumice]

diogenes based as hell

Behold, a Man!

[late nacelle]

also

are you a salesman

for this game

[fresh valve]

no

[teal hedge]

Marcus Aurelius is pretty cool

[late nacelle]

would you tell me if you were?

[fresh valve]

this game came out 24 years ago

[lean burrow]

Buy skillcapped videos?

[late nacelle]

not talking about the game xD

[fresh valve]

Im a salesman for good literature I guess

would love some commission

[late nacelle]

I was once emotionless

a mountain

how do I return?

[teal hedge]

You ever read August Strindberg?

[teal hedge]

No joke this is how Andrew Tate tweets

[fresh valve]

nope

LOL

[undone pumice]

close mouth

[fresh valve]

I THOUGHT THE SAME SHIT

[late nacelle]

manof is wise

[lean burrow]

[undone pumice]

take ashwagandha

[late nacelle]

xd

[fresh valve]

Cialis

[late nacelle]

i do

[undone pumice]

that helps kill emotions too i hear

[fresh valve]

Cialis is the shit

[late nacelle]

ashwaganda, creatine and 200g protein every day

[teal hedge]

https://fullreads.com/literature/half-a-sheet-of-foolscap/

[undone pumice]

Cialis is just Viagra

[teal hedge]

This shit so profound

(It's a translation from a swedish short-story, mind you)

[fresh valve]

not entirely

[exotic storm]

Does any1 have a weakaura for ignore pain they could share? half the stuff on waigo isnt working for me

[fresh valve]

Cialis actually improves cognitive function

along with your dick

[lean burrow]

Luxthos

Then you can edit ignore pain's conditions in settings

[teal hedge]

I've never had it properly explained to me what a weak aura is

[exotic storm]

Ty mini

[fresh valve]

band aids for shit game design

[teal hedge]

Like, is it a mod?

[lean burrow]

Addon that's more like programming

[fresh valve]

anti retard countermeasures

[teal hedge]

Oh okay

[lean burrow]

You make weakauras - basically scripts

[teal hedge]

And these are allowed?

[undone pumice]

so it improves both of my brains?

damn

[fresh valve]

yea

[undone pumice]

but i can only use one at a time

[fresh valve]

this aint ff14

I have many brains

[teal hedge]

But Raoul, check the text out

It's beautiful

Shit got me tearin' up fr fr

[undone pumice]

i heard its profound

@fresh valve

[fresh valve]

I'll eat it and digest it when I can

[teal hedge]

It's not as profound as the swedish text, mind you

[fresh valve]

Did he fuck the toilet?

[teal hedge]

Swedish text is a little more subtle

[fresh valve]

well yea language nuance

[teal hedge]

We sadly don't have a lot of words

But the words we have are a little silly

[fresh valve]

god bless the simplicity of English

[teal hedge]

Also, we have this thing called särskrivning

And it's the bane of my existance

[undone pumice]

god FUCK german

horrible language

[teal hedge]

We combine nouns with nouns and adjectives with adjectives

So we say stuff like "jättestor" (really big)

Or "busstation" (bus station)

Shit has me fumbling the english language

[late nacelle]

the cosmic rage of the dwarves

[fresh valve]

Halt deinen Mund!

[undone pumice]

jätte means obliterate or de-weeding in german

[teal hedge]

Ich jätte manof :trollface:

[undone pumice]

[river trench]

Do we know if next seasons honor gear will be equal or higher then this seasons conq gear?

[undone pumice]

but is more swiss than german

[undone pumice]

prob next ssn honor = or slightly below/above current conq gear

[fresh valve]

shuffle's free conq

[teal hedge]

What should I spend my conquest on before the season is over? Does it end the 3rd of May?

[river trench]

yeah but i got like, 3 or 4 characters i wanna fool around with in season 2, and i have been having the most shit luck on my first character with the conq boxes. Got 4 different pair of legs in like, 6 boxes.

[late nacelle]

bruh

this game is too complex

i have to learn it

to play it

[fresh valve]

planescape?

[late nacelle]

yes

in other words

i need to sleep first

[teal hedge]

For the best

[late nacelle]

I wish

[fresh valve]

I shit you not there's only 4 times you're required to fight in the game

[late nacelle]

I could just sleep

but sleep never comes easy

[fresh valve]

turn the difficulty down if u want

games literally a visual novel, combat's a joke

[blissful thorn]

any glad pvp players using pve ui in pvp? or is that some total dogshit? 😛

[late nacelle]

u need exactly

0 addons

to play this game

at 3k rating

[blissful thorn]

didnt ask about what u need? xD Its all just prefference i get that and a helping hand

[late nacelle]

whatever u do

just dont cuddle

[blissful thorn]

but i was more about with the pve wa's sitting in the middle of ur screen would be a bad thing in pvp cause of visual or whatever

im all new tho

[fresh valve]

idk why pve weakauras would load in arenas

[blissful thorn]

im just used to play with it since im a pve player ^^

[rotund trellis]

btw on ladder is still all pala disc/sham

15 arenas so far tonight, 15 rets

[clever igloo]

it would hurt my brain a lot to not use 0 addons

[late nacelle]

thats good

we welcome the distraction

[clever igloo]

and i use 2-3 addons

weakauras for sham totems because im blind, gladius and cd trackers and plater for clearer view

[river trench]

only wa's i use are "power" bars", just so its easier to see since the unit frames i use make em kinda small

[stark reef]

~2.1k seems cut off for yolo-strats

Time to learn the game

[obsidian loom]

Ret will clear out on Tuesday and then ladder will be all demo/bm/frost mage because that was AWC today

Demo being the bulk of it

Healers will be all disc because of the buffs and I swear to Christ discs are the most degenerate healer in the game

Disc will let you die to cast mind blast on a pet

UH might become broken too idk

[viral haven]

welp

here we go

1800 game

wish me luck

[scarlet flame]

i love this about disc priests

[lean burrow]

even if you don't get it, there's no difference between 1500-2000, so you can consider yourself 2k player

[warped warren]

[viral haven]

won 2/6

gained 8 rating

🙂

LMFAO

what

1777 now

[viral haven]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

vjdhaOPFDHSUIAPOFDAS

[sage raptor]

stop

[viral haven]

what do i do with all of this fucking conquest btw

make a rogue and send boxes?

[viral haven]

oh lawd

good lucik

[sage raptor]

we won

outlaw/destro ftw

B)

[spice hornet]

games still unplayable until more ret nerfs go live

[topaz tulip]

alright i'm back. Finally finished off ksh and trying to grab some alt stuff before season end

what's the meta besides pally?

[viral haven]

just pally

[topaz tulip]

so, level my pally and dumpster other pally

that sounds boring af

[viral haven]

who do you kill here??

help

@stark reef

[lean burrow]

mage

sham if he's close

[viral haven]

mage worked out

but only wtih death sentence

no way i was catchign him toherwise

[lean burrow]

tell healer to dispel frost novas

avatar or bladestorm to get out if healer can't dispel

stun+cs should explode mage even without death sentence

[viral haven]

got him again. double ice block is annoyign but bot him

got*

2 more rounds :))

4 win

ELST GOOOO[

[lean burrow]

good thing ret is dumb and can't save mage

[fresh valve]

the story is drawing to a close

[viral haven]

easy

1800

got it

SO EASY

[fresh valve]

it is finished

[viral haven]

now i can finally play the game?

[fresh valve]

now u push glad

[viral haven]

LOL

in solo??

[fresh valve]

no

[viral haven]

if queues were insta i would

ahh

yeah

@fresh valve

wait

i can get the 1800 weapons now right?

where are they

[fresh valve]

weapons?

[viral haven]

i thought there were 1800 colored weapons

for the red elite set

[mild thunder]

2.4 lol

[viral haven]

WHAT

U NEED 2.4 FOR RED WEAPONS?

[mild thunder]

should need 2.4 for armor as wel

l

[fresh valve]

I wouldn't know because I stopped playing shuffle when I got all my conq gear

[viral haven]

wait no ur wrong

i dont see any locked weapons

@mild thunder

on the conquest vendor

[mild thunder]

ok, go buy them then

[viral haven]

i just need teshwack

😦

and my set is complete

more antorus lfr farm next week i guess

[mild thunder]

go buy the 1.8 weapons

[fresh valve]

no go push glad now

[viral haven]

i already have all of them

i thought i could get the bow too

but i guess now

[mild thunder]

there are no 1.8 weapons

😐

[viral haven]

what are there then

im confused

[mild thunder]

elite weapons, like i said

[fresh valve]

no there is if you push glad in 3s

so go do that

[mild thunder]

1800 shuffle = 2800 3s

[fresh valve]

truuuu

bro honestly ima be real

this game needs more fuckin content

10.1 doesnt look like its gonna add much

[topaz tulip]

@mild thunder something interesting they kept in the pins of trueshot lodge EU data SS
3441 top
7895 2.4+ (2.4444 %)
322980 overall

EU data 3s
2885 top
367 2.4+ (0.32767 %)
112000+- overall

EU data 2s
2599 top
31 2.4+ (0.01821 %)
170200+- overall
__

SS 2.4+ = 2.4444 %
which corresponds to

2737 players in 3s -> 1974 cr
4160 players in 2s -> 1869 cr
__

NA data SS (short version cuz I'm lazy)
3387 top
6752 2.4+ (2.1948 %)
307627 overall

112k+- 3s -> 2015 cr
163k+- 2s -> 1846 cr (6 people above 2.4 btw :rsv:)
__
extra food for good measure

SL s2 - elite 0.8711 % acc; glad 0.5696 %
DF s1 (so far) - elite 0.3482 %; glad 0.0134 %
that means in SL s2, almost 2 out of 3 season elites were also season glads
but now, every 30th+ elite is a glad

[mild thunder]

wtf have i just been sent

[topaz tulip]

too much math. I just thought the bottom segments were interesting

[mild thunder]

are they not controlling for soloQ in that ratio?

because that's what it seems like, which would be absurdly retarded

[topaz tulip]

I've honestly no idea, but I'm not sure why they should? They pasted solo numbers by itself near the top

[mild thunder]

because soloQ rating is obviously inflated, it's a dull and pointless observation

[topaz tulip]

based off that, it's like actually 10xs easier to get elite in ss than the other q's, but a lower number overall, by far

[fresh valve]

ok

[mild thunder]

you also CANT convert elite in soloQ to gladiator, so what's the point in including it in the ratio?

[fresh valve]

this'll be a rare glad season

good for boostees to show off their fake achievements next xpac

or 2 seasons later

[topaz tulip]

what do you mean? Did they lock out rewards when .7 dropped?

[fresh valve]

sounds like a nothing burger

[mild thunder]

you've never been able to convert soloQ elite to glad

glad is 3s only

[sage raptor]

another

why

yall stop it

[topaz tulip]

Wat? it literally just says 50 wins at 2.4?
And then the separate title for top

[mild thunder]

you cant get glad in soloQ

idk how else to say it

[topaz tulip]

That's fuckin wild

[mild thunder]

???

it's good

soloQ glad this ssn would be horrible

[topaz tulip]

yeah probably. would be like 10% probably

idk this whole time I just thought it was same rules so people were just going to solo for the glad mount. didn't realize the mount people were talking about was the vicious one

[mild thunder]

10%?

if you could get glad in soloQ, it would be everywhere

[topaz tulip]

idk, I don't think the numbers really line up. Does the mount matter that much more to people? not sure if that's true

[viral haven]

imagine getting atonement from claw hands

[sage raptor]

I'd kill myself

[scarlet flame]

same

[vapid tartan]

what should i do to stop mm and bm from shredding team

i try to stay on top of them and disarm/ cc not sure what else

[fresh valve]

nothing matters cuz the games dead

[topaz tulip]

I don't remember if i've had it happen to me before but pretty sure bms can still command pets without a weapon

which means you're knocking like 30% of their damage off and maybe fucking up bs at most.

[magic wing]

I wish I could play the game actually.. the times Im on I get like a match an hour

[sage raptor]

It's faster to find a group in lfg that's more qualified than the average shuffle main than to push solo shuffle

[magic wing]

Im just wishing to get 2 lucky wins get 1800 and fuck it

[teal hedge]

So real, guyboss

IT'S SO OVER FOR RETCELS

[teal hedge]

How do I quickly level alts?

[leaden lynx]

drop $60

[teal hedge]

Damn ait

[muted surge]

Rather pay 200k gold

And get a boost from 1-70

[wooden grove]

Ngl if you can get 1-70 for 200k it’s a steal

[teal hedge]

Horde-players are so brave!

Ganging up on level sixties :P

[scarlet flame]

fuck em up

[idle falcon]

question

if im going annihalator bbuild as fury

what is best stats?

are*

crit/haste?

[magic wing]

Haste/mastery I think

[idle falcon]

cold blood hot steel proc though, no?

[peak saddle]

how's my stats looking? should i change anything? i'm playing spear build

[elfin surge]

sup peasants

@fickle forge @mild thunder @spice hornet

[spice hornet]

Working

Ever heard of it?

[peak saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/sheit-well-damn-shoot-gif-14886314

[peak saddle]

i got tired from the bleed build and went back to spear - is 8% haste a problem?

[fickle forge]

Working

Ever heard of it?

[peak saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/shit-boy-shet-gif-11722198

[spice hornet]

I know mud is only 13 so he doesn’t have to work yet but one day he will

I had a weird dream where I had tons of chewing gum stuck in my mouth and I was trying to pull it out with my fingers over and over

[elfin surge]

im a classic hardcore gamer now

quit retail

ggs

been fun

[muted surge]

Are you finally facing dekel or what

[magic wing]

Sheeeeeeeeeeeit

[spice hornet]

fuuu @neat robin

Oh wtf he’s in here now?

Thought he baby raged out of here when mid put him in his place for stat bugging in legion

[elfin surge]

@neat robin

[peak saddle]

oh sheeeeeit 8% is way too low isn't it?

[elfin surge]

@neat robin ????

[neat robin]

wrong one

[spice hornet]

[elfin surge]

real dekel

[spice hornet]

I would change your name in this disc @neat robin , the real Dekel does not have a good reputation

[neat robin]

idc

[elfin surge]

yea its him

real dek

[idle falcon]

anyone know what is best stats for annighalator build fury warrior?

cause it says haste/mastery in pins but idk if thats for the new build cause annighalator build needs crit

ignore my horrible spelling of annighalator

[spice hornet]

It’s haste still

[elfin surge]

mastery

[idle falcon]

oki

[elfin surge]

[spice hornet]

Fury doesn’t do good with crit

So slow

[elfin surge]

@spice hornet plays a prot pally

[idle falcon]

fury always good

[elfin surge]

dont listen to him

[idle falcon]

!

i despise you

[spice hornet]

Mud queues prot paladin/arms/fistweaver on ladder lol

I’ve seen it

[elfin surge]

krappa

[peak saddle]

does anyone on any build use slam at all?

[magic wing]

When you have nun else to press

[peak saddle]

tbh i prefer to press alt + f4 before pressing slam

[elfin surge]

rend and hamstring are better globals

for filler

[peak saddle]

chad

pressing slam is beta move

very insecure thing to do

[peak saddle]

https://youtu.be/4iANzu-rc0k?t=1731 Bajheera said you need 10% haste but i have no idea why

[glass roost]

I’m gonna be honest. I fucking suck at arms war PvP. PvE, I’m great. Feel like a king. PvP, I’m flustered and don’t know what I’m doing. I often feel like I’m just not doing much damage, or am getting turbo nuked. Idk what I’m doing wrong.

[magic wing]

I feel the same way but thats pvp in general

Gotta put the hours in

[glass roost]

I know I need to swap stances more, that’s a flaw. But really my overall damage feels really low. Even in full conquest + tier.

[muted surge]

man i love those games

[glass roost]

Ooooof

[muted surge]

is shaman that much better than druid

[peak saddle]

Hot take: i don't believe arms is S tier as everyone saying right now

but i'm trash so take that in mind

[muted surge]

or is the druid bad, i realy cant tell

[magic wing]

In hands of a glad player everything is S tier

[peak saddle]

better now? got 10% haste

[idle falcon]

wow ok

Is this a sign that i will reach 1800

[viral haven]

i pushed 1800 last night from 1600 and i’m still a noob but a few principles that helped me a lot were:

hold sharpen blade for CS, they’ll be desynced by 5-7 seconds, just hold cs until you get it back. those are your kill chances between big cooldowns

pick correct kill target - hunters, warlocks, mage, mw

go bleed build most of the time, unless you have a really coordinated setup to instakill certain specs

also this is probably obvious but piercing howl applies such immense pressure to get out if you can hit a few people and have coolies up or another melee on ur team

i feel like it makes the enemy panic

[glass roost]

Thank you for this, I will work on these notes!

[scarlet barn]

Damn terrorists everywhere

[idle falcon]

Honestly got sick of hunters and mages rooting me that i switched to fury so i can break roots every 20 seconds

Also not dying when getting hard focused by spellcasters is cool

[old trail]

At what point do you guys stop opening conq boxes and purchase the remaining gear directly? After half?

[lilac musk]

These queue times....

[fickle forge]

https://youtube.com/shorts/X9dO2lePvh0?feature=share

I wonder how long it'll take Artji to realise I hijacked his meme

[undone pumice]

[stark reef]

Thoughts on macroid
/target Fel Obelisk
/target Counterstrike Totem
/target Static Totem

into Overpower

[bright cloak]

As far as I can the game doesn't let you macro target these

[sharp meteor]

i mean considering you haven't been able to macro target totems since

like wotlk

[stark reef]

I wouldn’t know

You don’t consider these things below 2.1k

I can no longer reliably delete people so it’s time to polish the strats

[woeful solstice]

lol

[sharp meteor]

lmao

[stark reef]

extreme amount of 6/0 ret lobbies

everyone trying to cash in before it's gone

[sharp meteor]

every reroll finished their elite/legend

every ret player finished their dragon

[stark reef]

As long as they got a matching purse with the dragon it's all good

[iron fractal]

Arms or fury for bg's?

[sharp meteor]

fury with death wish if you have a healer is fun otherwise feels useless

[iron fractal]

Aand if I dont have a personal pocket healer?

[sharp meteor]

then warr sucks in bgs lmao

[magic wing]

Go arms

Unless youre against premade you can delete mfs in a spear

[viral haven]

what am i buying fellas

turtle???

[sharp meteor]

Fox is bis

[viral haven]

eh i got the saber

trying to get the nelf warfront elite set

which matches this

although i really dont even understand how the warfront shit works lol

apparently u have to queue this random ass old content

[neat minnow]

no such thing as a ret reroller. Just a bunch of vanilla ret mains refinding their favorite class

[stark reef]

[neat minnow]

am lob pally :^)

[stark reef]

The true passion, Ret from day one

[neat minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/toy-story-woody-broken-dont-want-to-play-with-you-anymore-gif-12803884

ret players aftera 3% nerf

[stark reef]

When they go from S+++ to S-

(The next best class is A tier)

[teal hedge]

It's not just 3%

They also lose a lot of survivability

Time to bully rets 😎

[old trail]

What stats does arms want in pvp, crit mast right?

[teal hedge]

Vers/haste

[old trail]

And then what embellishments do I want to prioritize? boots>helm? or boots>lariat?

[woeful solstice]

i sit afk

on 2 toons

nothing

solo is so whack

[shut barn]

solo was a good content for pvers

[teal hedge]

Me watching the healer blame me for LoS whilst standing right next to him

Like, I pop literally every defensive, except for parry which I used when I was bursted.

[woeful solstice]

yep

ruined arena

[teal hedge]

I go into defensive and I spam my impending victory

And this priest just looks at me whilst I get gunned down by 5 x 10^100000 little imps

[woeful solstice]

its ok

i sat in hour que for this

i was 3k mmr before 10.0.7

back to duelist

[teal hedge]

How do you hit such ungodly damage-numbers

I suppose it's the healers being competent

[woeful solstice]

ive been playing warrior since 2004

didnt start taking pvp seriously until final season of legion

didnt play most of SL

so i had BFA and 1 season of SL to git gud

[lean burrow]

how do you sit on 2 characters?

[woeful solstice]

2 accounts

[lean burrow]

but rewards are not shared

[woeful solstice]

all solo shuffle rewards are account wide minus the titles

[fresh valve]

L

[woeful solstice]

transmog and stuff is bnet account wide

[fresh valve]

Hippo is the greatest

[lean burrow]

and blizzard still refuses to share transmog between EU and NA wow

[stark reef]

I tanked from 2145 to 1790

Given I am experimenting with some different builds but brother these rets are out in force since yesterday

[muted surge]

When are you tanking from warrior to pally?

Wdym since yesterday

[stark reef]

I haven't played anything but warrior ever. I'd rather put my dick in a bear trap than roll a pally

[muted surge]

Then join us at 1k mmr

[stark reef]

🤝

Can't wait, at least people die to my spear macro again

I feel like I'm getting better at arms - less of hitting buttons that are on CD

Wondering why nothing happens

[muted surge]

(Get weakauras if you are blind)

[stark reef]

My screen is literally all abilities

I have 10 buttons cover my character

[muted surge]

(Maybe get a better interface then)

[stark reef]

It's perfect

Can't tell me otherwise

And this is with all WA's showing

🤣

[muted surge]

Jesus

And im an atheist

How may sr charges so you expect tho

Do you track externals somewhere

[stark reef]

Some of these are obviously outdated but yeah, I track almost everything

[muted surge]

You track your buffs on the enemy frame

It gives me a headache ngl

I hope you achieve your goals soon :>

[stark reef]

Just my 3 dps buffs

hamstring, rend, deep wounds

[undone pumice]

that image is cause for atheism

[stark reef]

oh yeah

but i have big ones for big buffs

[undone pumice]

yall wanna see areally decrepit ui?

pie chart time

[muted surge]

Filthy classic

[undone pumice]

no that pic is actually from cata

og cata

[muted surge]

Then the chart is cool :)

[sage raptor]

More UI than game

[stark reef]

UI is the game

[wheat jay]

Need more auras

[stark reef]

Boys, they don't pop all at once

[kind sentinel]

Is ret still an absolute menace in SS? I tanked like 200 points from 2300 and haven’t q’d back since

[viral haven]

already have somehow 🤷‍♂️

i also had the frog and one other

no idea how

i used to pvp here and there but never enough to get season mount

maybe i’m just delusional

[fresh valve]

probably amnesia

[woeful solstice]

yes, wait till tomorrow

[kind sentinel]

thanks bb

[viral haven]

well

i got 1800

so what do i do now..

?

[idle falcon]

I DID IT

I FUCKING DID IT

i did it with fury warrior too :D

[fresh valve]

push glad

[viral haven]

nah im done with the stupid fucking 40 min queues

if it was < 3 mins i would

[viral haven]

g zed 🙂

[fresh valve]

tf u mean 40 min queues

[viral haven]

?

solo shuffle

[fresh valve]

u dont get glad thru shuffle lmfao

[viral haven]

what weps are these?

[viral haven]

oh yeah? watch me

[fresh valve]

u get glad thru 3's

Legend is the only thing you get from shuffle

[viral haven]

whats legend

u cant get glad on 2s?

[fresh valve]

nope

only 3's

legend is the shittier offbrand version of gladiator

that doesnt even give a mount

[idle falcon]

uhh

sec

they're from blackrock foundry

ill check name real quick

[idle falcon]

ty

https://www.wowhead.com/item=113886/crescent-of-living-magma

first season i play PvP

first season i get elite set

:3

[fresh valve]

both of u push glad now

[idle falcon]

no

i have a mid-term tmrrw and i only know 25% of whats in the exam

7:30 hours left

[fresh valve]

do it after mid term then

[idle falcon]

no, first ruby and nokhud +20

so i finish my portals for the season

:3

then MAYBE ill think bout it

[fresh valve]

is the mid-term in person?

[idle falcon]

yes, sadly.

[fresh valve]

what class?

[viral haven]

ohh. thats cool

[viral haven]

i dont have two friends that play wow lol

[idle falcon]

we can be friends

:D

[fresh valve]

boost

[viral haven]

im not interesting in spending hundreds of thousands of gold just for a dragonriding mount tint

😳

[fresh valve]

brokie

still stuck in the matrix

can't even hire mercenaries

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-tate-top-g-sigma-sigma-male-bugatti-gif-27465333

[tawny brook]

🤢

[fresh valve]

boogahtti

[idle falcon]

Booguttie

[fresh valve]

this season's glad mount is the WoW boogahtti

[idle falcon]

Boogussy

Guys fury warrior might not be good at dealing big dmg in 1 big hit but

[fresh valve]

bro what class ur midterm for

[idle falcon]

Damn is it fun not to die

Economy

[fresh valve]

Macro or micro?

[idle falcon]

Macro

[fresh valve]

bro that shit's a joke

I passed both classes learning the material an hour before the test

[idle falcon]

I have 0 brain power

[fresh valve]

I am extraordinarily retarded

or lazy

[idle falcon]

When i panic i forget where my buttons are on my keyboard

Im panicking rn

[fresh valve]

u a business school andy?

[idle falcon]

I forget everything

Yessir

First semester was engineering

Failed every class

Backup plan was business

[fresh valve]

what type of engineering

[idle falcon]

Computer science and engineering

[fresh valve]

so electrical?

[idle falcon]

Y

Bro we had 12 math chapter on the midterm alone

[fresh valve]

ha Im also a comp sci dropout

[idle falcon]

Fucking had to memorize cos tan and that shit

[fresh valve]

unit circle fucked u eh

[idle falcon]

Fuck cs and engi all my homies go business school

[fresh valve]

all the retards go to business school

like me

[idle falcon]

Yessir

Why do u think we're playing WoW

[fresh valve]

WoW players are usually socially retarded

[undone pumice]

get 2100

[idle falcon]

2100 weapon effect kinda cool but wouldn't go well will my set

[undone pumice]

until u are r1 and able to sell boosts u can always improve @viral haven

[idle falcon]

Ok i go study im turning off me phone

[fresh valve]

im tellin u the EU boosters are the real winners this season

[tawny brook]

School sucks

[fresh valve]

ya it does

I learned more about business from WoW than I did business school

then again I cheated 90% of my credits

[tawny brook]

Going for engineering and have to take a million unrelated credits and get absolutely gaped by student debt you can’t claim in bankruptcy. Modern slavery

[fresh valve]

sheesh

just don't pay it

[tawny brook]

The boomer college meme needs to stop

[fresh valve]

wait for the gov't to cancel it in 10 years

[tawny brook]

Im not in debt, just saying what the schools do ruins countless lives

[fresh valve]

I actually had all my tuition paid for but took out subbed loans just in case the gov't bails me out

haven't spent any of it

also haven't graduated yet so im evading interest

also got financial aid and more scholarship money

US min maxxing at its finest

[tawny brook]

Lmao

I hate debt and those that issue it real bad. Debt makes me seethe

[fresh valve]

Debt = free money

haven't robbed the credit card companies yet

Debtmaxxing is the move bb

[tawny brook]

Haha based

[fresh valve]

only do that shit if u got a car and are living with your parents tho

and have some grand ideas

I'll be a superstar one day

[thick reef]

Are the go to talent builds still the pinned ones or?

[obsidian loom]

so what do we do now there's a demo lock every match

fear tyrant and hope the demo's partner dps is afk?

[thick reef]

I play a Warlock and even I hate Demos if only for the damned screen bloat.

[idle falcon]

Thats the only reason I switched to fury

Demo locks

Can't do shit against them as arms

[sharp meteor]

Arms doesn't feel bad into Demo.

Although it does feel bad if they're playing with a Mage.

[obsidian loom]

What's the addon that trille has that marques the cool downs being used

[lean burrow]

lost to literal mouth breathing retards on 1.4k while on mage because dps throws

4-2 turns into 3-3

[solar grail]

does shattering throw remove bop?

[sudden axle]

yes @solar grail

[stark reef]

I just had a shadow priest queue to "heal" as disc

I have never received less healing in 3 rounds in my life

The guy went in to cast his DPS spells and let me die through every single CD, then tells me to not go in

He spent more time dealing damage than our ret-paladin in the last game

actually griefed

[obsidian loom]

I hate priests so much

[woeful solstice]

how are my little gigachads doing tonight

[woeful solstice]

fear/line tyrant

kill obelisk

[woeful solstice]

grats king

now get 2400 or you bench bar only

[random fractal]

https://www.reddit.com/r/worldofpvp/comments/12hmjz5/cheater/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1

weakest ret paladin after the rework

this isnt even a ret paladin only thing, everybody could do this lmao

i think in all types of content too

[lean burrow]

i never had a chance to test, can you taunt tyrant and line him to make him do nothing?

[sharp meteor]

idk just fear with menace and pummel off

[woeful solstice]

not sure about taunt but if its on you just line it OR fear it with menace

[sharp meteor]

demo players punching the wall as you shout knock their tyrant off the bridge in blades edge

and it doesn't get a single cast off

[lean burrow]

fear lock to knock the tyrant off

all imps and dogs get knocked off

tyrant kills your team

[sharp meteor]

i feel like arms does nicely into demo although they can live for a long time with a ret that properly cycles stuff

but duel/disarm on ret also shuts down a lot of their dam

[random fractal]

kill the tyrant instead of ccing it

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[stark reef]

The worst thing about demo is the amount of stuff running around

Queued into the priest again, killed him every single round I played against him.

[vapid tartan]

any improvements to this sks build? not sure if i should swap improved execute for fueled by violence

[woeful solstice]

get fueled

its a little instant micro heal

can also run tclap/bnt on games where you dont need the improved pummel/shatter talents

[vapid tartan]

and swap out improved execute?

[woeful solstice]

yeah its mostly preference tho

[vapid tartan]

ah ok i usually take bitter immunity to help not get bursted

ill try tclap

[woeful solstice]

its all pref, play what feels ok

tclap can rage starve you a bit

[vapid tartan]

and for sks youd prefer crit/mast?

not sure if haste is as important since you sks the dots right

[woeful solstice]

idk about that

sks build is global starved so

more haste prob makes it easier to play

[obsidian loom]

Is fatality necessary now?

[vapid tartan]

do i always want exhilarating blows over massacre?

[mild thunder]

tclap is just pad

it has pretty much zero value in arena

[mild thunder]

mast always bad

every build likes crit
every build likes haste

same way arms has been for 2-3 years, just build which one feels better/which you prefer

[spice hornet]

who else gets sad zoning into frost dk/devoker knowing your time is gonna be wasted as they spam chains and sit behind pillar

[mild thunder]

chains is cringe

[spice hornet]

ow ww hitting me for 167k rising sun kick

[quick carbon]

it’s rlly nice that u can rlly play whatever build you want as warrior and have success with it

[mild thunder]

literally cant get more braindead/user-friendly than arms

[wooden grove]

For just braindead, there’s Fury

[simple rock]

it's done

time to detox

[wooden grove]

Based mount now

Grats