pvp

[viral haven]

im hidig behind a pillar

going to hit them means exposing myself

[austere niche]

can't line them entire match

[viral haven]

ive opened over 50 piles of dirt today

not one spark

nice

[austere niche]

ultimately it's just hard into double caster

but hitting the one closest to your healer helps

[viral haven]

okay this part actuallyd oes make sense

and sound shelpful

do you guys take demolition

against locks

[teal forge]

Guys, first time playing as a arms warrior, so I have some questions and one of them is about Shattering Throw, besides mage's ice block, which other wall does it break?

[hot solstice]

Gold arena boost still legal?

[viral haven]

pally bubble but its not that great

huge cd and very easy to interrupt

[teal forge]

thanks 🙂 i thought it's a must pick against mages

[viral haven]

i think it may be better at lower elo its just very easy to play around

at low rating probably no one will interrupt it

but if they do its a massive cd

[stark reef]

How are tank lobbies even a thing?

waited 30min to play with no healer

time to take a break

[lyric violet]

dude i cant stand the prot pally lobbies

just make them a dps

its the worst feeling thing in the world to wait 35mins+ and then load into that

[viral haven]

i literally just want 1800 i dont even want to pvp on this character past that

in terms of solo shfufle

but i have to sit here and endure 40 min queues

staring at the wall doign nothing

just to get a shit lobby or a leaver or whatever

stupid fucking limited time set

[austere niche]

i feel you man

[magic wing]

Luckily I dont like it that much

But FOMO so I gotta get it

[viral haven]

who do you kill here?

[stark reef]

Mm hunt

[viral haven]

also

demolition vs lock?

[stark reef]

You’re making it way to complicated

I can promise you, if you post a replay of you playing for 3min you will hold certain buttons and end up using a 1min CD ability once in a 3min game because you’re trying to line it up.

Or miss one in 3 GCDs.

Just press all the buttons on the kill target, never swap off, every round.

[viral haven]

thats what im doing

how to decide on kill taret?

taret

[stark reef]

I posted a list a while ago

All hunt, all locks, any mage but frost, fistweaver monk

Any of these you go, demo lock is the worst out of that list

[viral haven]

@stark reef recording now

😛

[lean burrow]

what are you talking about

[stark reef]

I’ll check it out later

[stark reef]

He’s trying to reach 1800 and wargaming the perfect build - I’m saying 1800 just use pinned build, focus on getting all CDs out

[lean burrow]

exec prec instead of bloodborne is trolling

[stark reef]

I guess I’m trolling then

[viral haven]

im using pinned build

im just deciding which variation

[stark reef]

Mmr keeps coming in just fine

[lean burrow]

also 1% crit/heal from bleeds -> bloodborne

[stark reef]

I didn’t read the arms talents

People focus on the wrong thing because they watch pro play

It’s like watching LCK games but being in NA solo-queue in Gold 3

Now the enemy riven is 15/3 and you’re 2/1/3 because you managed the wave right.

[viral haven]

im not disagreeing withyou

easy 6-0

@stark reef picking correct kill target helps 🙂

[stark reef]

Ez game

Nice!

Look at dynamic overall

Very nice

That’s the goal

[viral haven]

tyty

@stark reef

how do i upload?

what do people use

[stark reef]

Not sure but tbh, the score and damage speaks for itself

Take notes of what made this possible and rinse/repeat

[viral haven]

shold i not upload games where i did well?

All hunt, all locks, any mage but frost, fistweaver monk
this is all i did diff

haha

FROST MAGE IS RAPING ME

HELP

[lean burrow]

warcraft recorder

on github, google it

[austere niche]

War is by far the most frustrating shuffle class I’ve played

[lean burrow]

upload losses

[stark reef]

It’s like re-reading a test where you got an A+, what’s the point?

Take the rating and go again

You can watch it when you get tilted for some hype

[viral haven]

ok i just suck

this game is ass

[exotic storm]

can i ask a veteran arms war something? If you had to say what your opening sequence of skills would be- what would you say is usually your top important opener?
for example- charge-rend-warbreaker-avatar-OP-OP-execute? ( just making that up)
i think my biggest improvement could be remembering to keep my ignore pain up but i dont know where to fit it into an opener

[stark reef]

Charge -> spell reflect -> colossus smash -> macro with all CDs

[exotic storm]

oh snap- we can macro everything together?

[vapid ruin]

add /laugh to your charge

[exotic storm]

forgive my noobery- i was a druid for like 8years

[stark reef]

If they use mobility after csmash I stormbolt leap, then macro

#showtooltip Avatar
/use 14
/cast Sharpen Blade
/cast Thunderous Roar
/cast Avatar

[exotic storm]

shox for president- ty ty

[viral haven]

if you dont have unhinged you want to ms before you avatar spin btw

[stark reef]

I also change stance mid charge

[exotic storm]

start def?

[stark reef]

Yes

[stark reef]

Yes

[exotic storm]

usually play UH- but ty for the note

[lean burrow]

you'd cast avatar before cs without unhinged

[stark reef]

But then you’re in Bladestorm without cs on target

[lean burrow]

why would you bladestorm

[stark reef]

Avatar casts Bladestorm

[exotic storm]

do you save T-roar for avatar on the 2nd go of cd's?

[stark reef]

Never save offensive CDs in solo shuffle

[lean burrow]

without unhinged you woudn't take avatar-bs talent

[lean burrow]

if they already used big defensives

[stark reef]

Idk, Bladestorm is way to busted

Unless we’re talking high high mmr you’d throw a lot of games holding CDs or not running a second Bladestorm

[lean burrow]

bs is meh damage without mortal strikes

[stark reef]

If you avatar without Bladestorm any ape will cc/disarm you on the next global

You bs to protect your offensive CDs

If you pop trinket and avatar people will just cc you

[woeful solstice]

Line their offensives and punish them between their goes

Don’t let your healer eat cc

[exotic storm]

i started saving leap for escaping casters, if they are bursting

[stark reef]

Yeah, always trade mobility, if they walk you walk unless you have everything up

[exotic storm]

can also interven your healer to help create distance

or any1 near a pillar

[stark reef]

Which classes can walk out of spear? I know evoker can, anyone else?

[sharp meteor]

uh reliably the big ones are warlock gate

and dk death advance

evoker can breath out

dh can meta out

mage can blink out but that requires triggering the pull

[stark reef]

Yikes

[sharp meteor]

spear fucks up mages and hunters

shaman is another one

[stark reef]

They always trade for their CDs though

[sharp meteor]

it is also useful for keeping two people pinned

like if you pina retwarr in your warlocks tyrant or infernal

[stark reef]

So it’s just spear for deterrence or block

[sharp meteor]

that's a decent time

[sharp meteor]

i mean spear for turtle is a great trade

[stark reef]

I’d debate using it if I have ranged vs double meele

[exotic storm]

DK can with a talent

[sharp meteor]

idk i like roar because it's easier and more reliable

[stark reef]

Me with lock vs ret, war for example

[sharp meteor]

spear sometimes has a ton of potential

just pin and spin on somebody

[stark reef]

Yeah, I always run roar myself

[sharp meteor]

crush some little hunter/mage

i have not been enjoying roar into rsham

cos earthen eats it

[stark reef]

Rogues also get fked up but I don’t see those lately

[stark reef]

This explains a lot - any shaman has been a major problem for me

Eli is worst

They feel so tanky

So run spear into resto shaman healer?

Also tripple ranged lobby with stuff like demo-lock, boomy & Eli shaman just feels extremely bad

Add frost and bm to the mix

If it’s 3 and I don’t have freedom i feel useless af

[viral haven]

im just gonna go play a different game

👍

[leaden lynx]

try requeuing

[viral haven]

no LOL

[nimble prawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viy9T-MJXgQ&lc=UgyK99a9b_bOI8DKAOR4AaABAg.9oIXJCrkBvp9oIaEKZp-xy

[viral haven]

are you insane

[obsidian loom]

I'm regularly getting 45m queues in NA

[viral haven]

55 minute queue

awesome game 🙂

[viral haven]

same

[stark reef]

There is another good thing in details damage meter - not sure what it’s called, it’s under the damage tab and says something like “time spent dealing damage”

It’s similar to the “active time” in a raid log

It’s just another tool to gauge who is putting out a lot of pressure

Could probably also log the games and look at total casts

[teal hedge]

EU queues are also pretty long

[clever igloo]

arms is the best spec in the game, change my mind

[viral haven]

maybe they should fix this dog shit game idk

there has to be a solution to lack of healers

that doesnt involve making more people play healer

[teal hedge]

I very much find the game to be fun, but the queues are unfortunate

[viral haven]

yeah no i agree

i meant the queues are making it dogshit

[teal hedge]

Then it is not dogshit

[clever igloo]

remove healers from rss, just put 6 dps whoever dies last wins

[viral haven]

^

[stark reef]

Just take the average hps over an arena game, get everyone that and call it a day

Factor in dampen

[stark reef]

I’d play this, to

[clever igloo]

imagine the zug

[viral haven]

how much health do you guys have?

in arena

no fort

@stark reef

[stark reef]

Never checked

[viral haven]

i feel like i have0 health

pallies have 40k more htan me?

[austere niche]

does this macro always cast sharpen and troar for you? Not working on a training dummy for me

[stark reef]

You have to make sure you’re not GCD locked

My cursor shows my GCD

[austere niche]

ah, so gotta wait after warbreaker

[stark reef]

Yeah

[austere niche]

thanks bro

[stark reef]

That red ring around my cursor is a GCD tracker

[teal hedge]

Fuck it

I'm gon pull a warrior main as soon as I graduate

You villains watch me

[lean burrow]

[clever igloo]

yes

arms has 400k with bis

[teal hedge]

(I'm gonna work out and go into a caloric deficit)

[late nacelle]

Drink booze and do drugs

Only way to bear the burden of this existence

Glhf

[teal hedge]

Jägermeister ❤️

I'm sadly out

[late nacelle]

Poor planning

[teal hedge]

I've been out since new-years

Hard to get liquor at age 18 :P

[late nacelle]

Now you need to deal with the deafening silence of the empty barren wasteland of reality all sober

[teal hedge]

So true

And my ultra-super liver disallows me from being drunk

[late nacelle]

I feel for you

[teal hedge]

I drank 8 shots in 40 minutes and I shook it off within two hours

[late nacelle]

Tho at 18

The worst is yet to come

Be prepared when it does

[teal hedge]

Okay visual clutter is actually going to kill me

I cannot see a thing

ANy way to remove demon/pet health?

Any way to put marks over enemy-heads?

[viral haven]

i have 396

🤔

[clever igloo]

can i check armory

[viral haven]

sure

elfmilkers-stormrage

[teal hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-of-death-davy-jones-falls-in-water-remote-gif-22568708

[clever igloo]

only notable difference i found is the chest enchant

sustained str gives stamina

[fresh valve]

the demon Al-Khul has taken you

[clever igloo]

but mine is 402k is not big difference

[viral haven]

lets go boys xd

so close

[viral haven]

ohhh

thats probably it

i have waking stats

[stark reef]

🤝

[teal hedge]

It tastes so good though

And helps me socialise

No drawbacks

[fresh valve]

you arent the one socializing

Al-Gul is

[teal hedge]

Kills my stress regarding talking to others, makes it easy, if you will

Also tastes heavenly, if jägerbombs didn't take years of my life they'd be the go-to

[fresh valve]

The Gul will kill your body along with your mind as well

[teal hedge]

I drink once or twice every month

[fresh valve]

such is the demon of yeast

[teal hedge]

In my culture alcohol is the norm

Our country even created mead :D

[fresh valve]

your country is under the dictatorship of Al-Khul

haram

[teal hedge]

Yet we remain happy

[fresh valve]

no

possessed

by the Gul

[teal hedge]

I respect the chastity on display, but drinking once a month and engaging within my own culture is pretty fun

[fresh valve]

https://tenor.com/view/kingbluprint-gif-21436316

https://tenor.com/view/drunksteve-iamtheliquor-gif-9665644

[teal hedge]

Like, I think I had 4 classmates have moonshining as their university-assignment

(Albeit weak stuff, like 6%)

[fresh valve]

in America you get to die for your country before you drink

[teal hedge]

Here I get to vote and drink at age 18

[fresh valve]

to protect the insurance companies

[teal hedge]

But I can't buy hard liquor until 20

[clever igloo]

are they gonna nerf arms :(?

[teal hedge]

I can drink it though

[teal hedge]

They're gonna rearrange the set a little, from what I've heard.

A little worse, but Arms is still broken

[fresh valve]

they'll be fodder for the frost mages once ret is nerfed

[teal hedge]

Wait, aren't you american?

Yet you talk about muslim djinns

Perplexing

[fresh valve]

ye need not be a muslim to understand the demonic forces of the Gul

[teal hedge]

Al Jabr is worse

[fresh valve]

also I am a beer fiend

Al Gul has dug its roots in me

the cars I have pissed on are my witnesses

[teal hedge]

So real

I prefer liquor

And mead

[fresh valve]

liquor tastes like shit

[teal hedge]

Mead my beloved

[teal hedge]

No no, like pure alcohols

Vodka, Jäger etc

[fresh valve]

but I still drink it

[teal hedge]

Rum

[fresh valve]

still tastes like shit

[teal hedge]

Jäger is amazing

Tastes like licorice

[fresh valve]

I drink Rum to honor my pirate ancestors

[teal hedge]

Which is a regular candy in Sweden

[fresh valve]

I hate licorice

[exotic storm]

All hail jack sparrow!

[fresh valve]

jagerbombs are cool tho

[exotic storm]

Grandpa jack is cool

[fresh valve]

https://tenor.com/view/rum-jack-sparrow-pirates-of-the-caribbean-johnny-depp-drinking-gif-16139248

[exotic storm]

That’s my dad!

[teal hedge]

Oh my god genetics plays a part in cultures drinking alcohol

[exotic storm]

That’s literally what 1 warrior does to another before a shuffle match starts

[teal hedge]

People with certain alleles feel euphoric when drinking and thus they are more prone to drink beyhond their threshhold

[fresh valve]

None can match the genes of Ozzy Osbourne

[teal hedge]

Also, these genes are more common within men

[fresh valve]

a descendant of the Gul

[exotic storm]

So enchant question. Are people running waking stats or sustained str?

Is one superior or it’s a choice of preference?

[fresh valve]

how slutty are swedish girls

[lucid walrus]

al’gul

[teal hedge]

What

I do not speak with swedish girls

[leaden lynx]

that is inappropriate

boo

[fresh valve]

damn

[teal hedge]

Much prefer speaking with swedish men

[fresh valve]

lmfao

[exotic storm]

Why don’t you guys PM each other with this booze talk. ??

[viral haven]

😳

[teal hedge]

That is very much fair, but the conversation is finished by now anyways.

[viral haven]

@stark reef

[fresh valve]

go on murlok.io to answer your enchant question

[exotic storm]

Good on ya

[teal hedge]

MUD has good gear

[fresh valve]

waking stats probably

[lean burrow]

eastern european

quits drinking when hit 18

[teal hedge]

What kinda music do you villains listen to when doing pvp?

[lean burrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jrg9KxGNeJY

[viral haven]

guys

im literally 1 win

[teal hedge]

Holy real

[viral haven]

from 1800

😳

[fresh valve]

told ya

just turn your monitor on and you'll hit 1800

[teal hedge]

I'm bouncing around a little around 1,5k to 1,6k

Hope to get to 1,8k as well

[fresh valve]

question is will u pvp when the season's over

[viral haven]

where are you seeing this

lol

[lean burrow]

murlok.io

[viral haven]

3s shows this?

[teal hedge]

I mean, I might?

[lean burrow]

it's solo shuffle

[viral haven]

oo

[fresh valve]

next season's glad mount is small compared to this seasons

[teal hedge]

Glad mount?=????

[lean burrow]

s2 is shitty

s1 is giga good

but only for r1s

[fresh valve]

and boosters

[teal hedge]

I've yet to acquire the vicious sabertooth

I dislike the stress of seasons

[fresh valve]

s2 has a cool tail

and horns

[teal hedge]

Especially considering I get such few games, I might get a healer just to get fast queues and to rush glad

And then hop on warrior to have fun

[late nacelle]

Very

[teal hedge]

(Zugzugging scratches my brain in a good way=

[fresh valve]

nice

[viral haven]

what does this even give you 🤔

[late nacelle]

They'll sit across the dinner table from you and book a fuckmeetup with another guy while you're in a relationship

Im gonna move out to the woods

All this shit aint worth it

[viral haven]

my friend set his tinder locatino to stockholm the other day

just for fun

its just all 10s its crazy

americans are so fucking fat and ugly its crazy

lol

[lean burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/forsencoomer-gif-19185596

[late nacelle]

Get loyal girls

Or you will die

[teal hedge]

What

Are you swedish?

[late nacelle]

Yes

[teal hedge]

Öst/väst?

[late nacelle]

Stockholm

[teal hedge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/735431416489181294/1087612830901084220/kitty.gif

[fresh valve]

these hoes aint loyal - chris brown

[teal hedge]

He's from Stockholm, disregard him

[late nacelle]

They'll chew you up and spit you out

[fresh valve]

damn

bröther

[late nacelle]

Would've become a monk in my youth had I known

[fresh valve]

lies

[teal hedge]

Never done any flirting, never been insecure

Or, I've flirted

But not with girls 👿

[late nacelle]

Dont get attached emotionally

Kill your heart now already or someone will do it for you

[fresh valve]

spoken like a true blackpiller

[late nacelle]

Imagine also having photograohic memory

[fresh valve]

sounds pretty gay tho

[teal hedge]

Yeah I don't really get the nihilism

[late nacelle]

And seeing her laying on your chest looking up at you everytime you close your eyes

[fresh valve]

who hurt ya

[late nacelle]

She did

[fresh valve]

plenty of fish in the sea

[late nacelle]

Only one I dream of

[fresh valve]

oneitis

[late nacelle]

Yes

[fresh valve]

there's always someone better

[teal hedge]

Listen to Veronica Maggio

[late nacelle]

Side effect of other troubles I have

[fresh valve]

there's a hot alien out there who will be my true love

earth women'll have to do for the moment

[late nacelle]

Hmm

It is annoying tho

Why can't it just work out

[fresh valve]

cuz

[late nacelle]

Rollercoaster for 6 months

[fresh valve]

idk I love myself too much to get hung up over shit

[late nacelle]

Im exhausted

[fresh valve]

the power of love is real tho

[late nacelle]

I dont want to be this kind of animal anymore

[fresh valve]

could be worse

u could be in the Iron Lung

[late nacelle]

Would it? Maybe I'd have inner peace in there

Full zen

[fresh valve]

you'd be a useless sack of shit

[teal hedge]

Fellas

[fresh valve]

but for real this time

[teal hedge]

This is the pvp chat

[late nacelle]

Yes

Me vs her

Player vs player

[fresh valve]

haha

[teal hedge]

This love stuff pretty cringe ngl

[late nacelle]

Wdym

[teal hedge]

I don't get being worked up about it

[late nacelle]

Bruh

[fresh valve]

I think its hilarious

it is cringe tho

[late nacelle]

It isn't

[fresh valve]

do what u did before u got pussy dawg

[late nacelle]

Hmmm

I was 16 and played videogames all day

[fresh valve]

wait

how old are u

[late nacelle]

32

[fresh valve]

oh

[teal hedge]

Shieet

[fresh valve]

first relationship?

[teal hedge]

I'm 18 and I just started going to clubs

[late nacelle]

3rd serious

[fresh valve]

damn

[unique fox]

Cant imagine being 18 these days tbh

seems like a nightmare

[late nacelle]

Brainrot

[teal hedge]

How so?

[late nacelle]

Too much flashy things nowadays

[teal hedge]

*many

[late nacelle]

Both is correct

[teal hedge]

*are

[late nacelle]

.

[fresh valve]

Im excited for the future

I wanna become a cyborg

[teal hedge]

For pointing out brainrot your sentences aren't promising

Jk :P

We can be a little toxic

[late nacelle]

They were all correct tho

[teal hedge]

Certainty of steel MFs when you point out the carnal pleasures of flesh:

[teal hedge]

They weren't.

[fresh valve]

I can finally be 10ft tall with cybernetics

or DNA modification

I also want wings

[late nacelle]

I want lsd on drip for a constant flow and level

[teal hedge]

Many is for countable nouns, i.e "flashy things"

[fresh valve]

jesus

[teal hedge]

Much would be used for uncountable nouns

[unique fox]

Realistically you'll be enslaved to work 24/7 in the acid mines with your cyborg body

[teal hedge]

Realistically world ends before that

[late nacelle]

Nah

World aint ending mate

That'd be too merciful

[fresh valve]

Nihilism is lame

[fresh valve]

we'd have actual robots doin that shit

[teal hedge]

Shieet, iun really care :P

[fresh valve]

idk im fine bein single tbh

less daily quests

[teal hedge]

Sweden's kinda crazy, we don't really have a lot of individualism so people have just started coming out

Which means I haven't really found anybody that I'm into just yet

There's one guy, but he listens to cavetown

[fresh valve]

yo

thats pretty cool

[teal hedge]

cavetown sucks

[fresh valve]

not the music I mean the way u swing your bat

[late nacelle]

Are you cute

[unique fox]

the daily quests of having a girlfriend do indeed suck ass

however the daily rewards are quite ncie

[late nacelle]

You could come distract me for a bit

[teal hedge]

I am 6'4 and hairy

[fresh valve]

truuuuu

depends tho

[late nacelle]

F

[teal hedge]

I mean, I'm fine with both genders tbh

[fresh valve]

very eurocentric

[teal hedge]

Swedish moment

[late nacelle]

Just go for girls mate

They'll melt

[teal hedge]

Eh, haven't found any that I've liked yet

[late nacelle]

And get your heart broken again and again and then do it all over again

[fresh valve]

nah dont listen to doomer advice

[teal hedge]

Yeah

[fresh valve]

keep bein picky

[late nacelle]

Trust me

I have a great beard

Im trustworthy

[unique fox]

If you're 18 and start lifting now you'll be swimming in ass for the rest of your life

male or female

[teal hedge]

I like alternative stuff, so many of the "normies" (i am gagging for saying this) simply do not tickle my fancy

[fresh valve]

mostly male

[late nacelle]

Also

Dont get into polygamy stuff

That shit is deadly

[fresh valve]

lmfao

[teal hedge]

Don't plan to :P

[late nacelle]

Most fucking copium philosophy for life I've ever seen

Bunch of people with trust and commitment issues

Fk right off

[fresh valve]

people can do whatevs they want bruther

[late nacelle]

Indeed

[unique fox]

never met a poly person that wasnt at least 50% whackjob

[late nacelle]

Xd

[fresh valve]

seems stressful

one is enough lmfao

[unique fox]

more gfs = less video games

doesnt make sense

[late nacelle]

Girl before this one tried to pull that shit

What a fking mess holy fk

[fresh valve]

sounds like yall had communication issues

[late nacelle]

Im a man

Im silent

I drink

I pump

Thats it

[fresh valve]

sounds lame

[unique fox]

fuckin and truckin is all i crave

[fresh valve]

https://tenor.com/view/trucking-crumb-keep-on-trucking-truckin-gif-16336683

[late nacelle]

Cuddles are dangerous

Thats how they get you

Dont do it

You'll become weak

Like me

[fresh valve]

you still carry burdens bröther

[spice hornet]

Any1 knows if arms wins in duels

[fresh valve]

y u dueling

[late nacelle]

If u onetap em

But be careful

Cos u might get onetapped too

Dont be too vulnerable

Walls up

Always

The moment they go down

[fresh valve]

sounds poetically goofy

[late nacelle]

The clock has hit midnight already

You know it's bad

When you've started writing poetry to cope

[fresh valve]

maybe im too much of an individualist american pig to understand

[late nacelle]

Or maybe you just haven't given yourself fully to anyone yet

But it takes weakness and longing to get to that point to begin with, it's desperation really

So

Just dont cuddle

New life motto

[fresh valve]

nah just dont let women take your swag

[fresh valve]

how many midgets they got in sweden?

[teal hedge]

I have never seen one in my entire life

[fresh valve]

no dwarves?

Svartálfar

[late nacelle]

Im 190 and I feel short

[stark reef]

If I see one more hunter not turtle I might lose it

At least he went 0/6

2.1k is a circus

It is so bad

[fresh valve]

bro tell that to the 180 swedes

[late nacelle]

They're doomed

Painful road ahead of em

[fresh valve]

damn

[ruby temple]

Got 1800 on my warrior today. Excited to keep pushing and see hunters at 2100 not turtle

[late nacelle]

Congrats

Give yourself fully to this distraction

Feel excited over this trivial fake accomplishment

Well done!

[fresh valve]

0_0

[late nacelle]

Drown yourself in it

And never look back

[fresh valve]

ur talkin like a raid boss

[late nacelle]

Fully submerged you are safe

[barren crane]

Guy is full of drama tonight

[fresh valve]

it's the Al Gul!

[late nacelle]

Too much to drink

[ruby temple]

It's real to me. I'm happy to have my armor:)

[late nacelle]

And loneliness makes for a bad companion

[barren crane]

At I've had a few myself this is good stuff

U keep right on going

[late nacelle]

Tracked down the guys house

But im not that unhinged I think

Just playing with the thought

[fresh valve]

Unleash the Drachen

https://tenor.com/view/drachenlord-drachenlord-schwert-drache-sword-gif-17502764

[late nacelle]

I dont even have a cool weapon like that

[fresh valve]

cuz u aint a dragonlord yet

[late nacelle]

Concealed knife is the best I can do

Oh thats that guy?

Lol

[fresh valve]

yea he's big in EU

[late nacelle]

Worst part is

My main hobby

Is tabletop warhammer

[fresh valve]

based

[late nacelle]

And she owns the club I play at

[fresh valve]

[late nacelle]

So I see her all the time

And she's still playing her game with me too

It's maddening

[fresh valve]

and u the one losin

[late nacelle]

A smile and a little touch is all it takes

[fresh valve]

until u let gooooo

[late nacelle]

And she knows it

[fresh valve]

what army u rep

[teal hedge]

180 cm swedes are lucky

[late nacelle]

I have almost every army

One room in my 3 room apartment is for just warhammer

[fresh valve]

bro u should see how americans bitch about that shit

[teal hedge]

They get to choose their style

[fresh valve]

clothes dont fit?

[teal hedge]

What choice have I got???? Big guy with flannel shirt or big guy dreased like Fred Durst.

There is no winning

[fresh valve]

ngl I never felt insecure about my height until I read one piece

[late nacelle]

Anime is cringe

[fresh valve]

stfu boomer

[late nacelle]

Truly the main source of brainrot in the west

[fresh valve]

u prolly play Eldar

[late nacelle]

I dont even play 40k

[teal hedge]

Like, I like wearing oversized hoodies and t-shirts

The super-comfy tshirt I have is 6xl

SIX XL

[late nacelle]

https://youtu.be/4Isjq5KdByo

[fresh valve]

is it really that hard to find clothes?

[late nacelle]

Wtf is a 6xl

Are you like a 200kg unit or what

[fresh valve]

jotnar shit

[teal hedge]

Nah

150 kg

But 6 xl is comically oversized

[late nacelle]

Bro

[teal hedge]

Actual size is like 3xl

[late nacelle]

You need to lose weight

Ur gonna fking die

[teal hedge]

Master of independent thought here

[fresh valve]

Obvious Captain

[late nacelle]

Try depression

Works wonders

[teal hedge]

Been on that for about two years

[late nacelle]

Hmm

[teal hedge]

But yeah, you're right

Caloric defs should be easy though

So not reappy stressing about it

[late nacelle]

Try strength training

[fresh valve]

I thought the problem tall mfs have is bein too skinny

[late nacelle]

U sound like u got the build for it

[teal hedge]

Besides, I'm naturally wide so my healthy weight is around 100kg

[late nacelle]

Go full strongman

[teal hedge]

I've done strength, did not have time or motivation - see depression :P

Nah

[late nacelle]

Motivation is fake

Its not real

Just do it

[teal hedge]

I've bigger fish to fry first

[late nacelle]

Health is the biggest fish

[fresh valve]

so wait if u think 180 is lucky how much shorter would u want to be

[late nacelle]

Bleeds into every other fish until its sorted

Its all connected

Downward spiral

Start from the top, not the bottom

[teal hedge]

Iunno, being 193 cm doesn't really leave room for dressing gayer, I guess

I wanna wear turtlenecks n shiet

[fresh valve]

big gay men are cool

[teal hedge]

I will graduate this June, I need to focus on recovering from my 30% attendance last year and finishing my classes

[fresh valve]

idk im used to americans crying about not bein 6'1

[late nacelle]

Education can always be finished later

[sharp meteor]

why wuldn't u wear a turtleneck lmao

[late nacelle]

I didnt go to uni until i was 26

[teal hedge]

Fair point :P

Hard to find though, only store that does larger men's clothing basicslly only has shirts and keans

[teal hedge]

Ta studenten, alltså.

[fresh valve]

nothing online?

[late nacelle]

Perkele

[sharp meteor]

ya i have trouble finding stores with clothing that fits as

i am very tall and slender

and they only make stuff for little fat people

or big fat people

[teal hedge]

So real

Even the 3xl shirts I have are disproportionate

[sharp meteor]

ya

fucked up long sleeves or baggy

pick your poison

[fresh valve]

at least ya got long legs

[late nacelle]

https://youtu.be/QWE_M0CX9So

Why not

Get stuff tailormade

[fresh valve]

like a true swagman

[sharp meteor]

more expensive and annoying than just going into a store and grabbing stuff

[late nacelle]

True

But

How much does the discomfort cost you

Mentally

Fk that shit

[fresh valve]

sounds like a first world problem

[sharp meteor]

true it's really most just an inconvenience thing and lack of options

[late nacelle]

Pay up yo fking bills

[fresh valve]

If anything it sucks lookin goofy riding a motorcycle

[late nacelle]

Motorcycles suck

[sharp meteor]

always thought morocycles looked great then it's like there's cars on the road too so

[late nacelle]

Cars are just stronger

Fking ram stuff if you want

Feel lethal

Motorcycle fking pisswind manlet tier

[fresh valve]

"feel lethal"

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-the-hedgehog-edgy-gun-4chan-chungus-gif-22492410

[teal hedge]

Though the specific outfit-pieces I've been looking at are pretty expensive

[late nacelle]

It does wonders

[teal hedge]

Like, I want a varsity-jacket

[late nacelle]

Jeans

Mono color shirts

[fresh valve]

womens jeans

[late nacelle]

All you need

Massive beard

[fresh valve]

I was swimming in pussy when I started wearing womens jeans

[late nacelle]

A resting angry looking resting bitchface

[sharp meteor]

dang me minus the beard

[late nacelle]

Go on a date with a younger nervous woman

Stare her into submission

[fresh valve]

like a true schizo

[sharp meteor]

real

[late nacelle]

Works tho

[fresh valve]

does it?

[late nacelle]

Until your heart gets broken

[fresh valve]

just beat ur ex at warhammer and dunk on her

[late nacelle]

I do

But then she smiles says grats and touches me on the shoulder or arms and I'm the one who lost

[fresh valve]

simp

[late nacelle]

https://youtu.be/gVUiFUJakk0

[fresh valve]

u need to regain your swag

read something profound

[late nacelle]

Went on a date this thursday

The woman was a helpless lost puppy

I dominated her completely

[fresh valve]

[late nacelle]

But everything still tastes like ashes

[fresh valve]

is this your poetry?

[late nacelle]

Nah

I have some written

But it's mostly sad shit

[fresh valve]

idk man something weird goin on here

[late nacelle]

How do you mean

[fresh valve]

anti-swag

swag is the root of all success

[late nacelle]

She was so nervous she locked herself in the bathroom the first 15 minutes

Practically had to force her to talk

Like im an intimidating guy

But not like that

[fresh valve]

[late nacelle]

She's been spamming me since

I feel a bit bad

In the end she gave her entire lifestory and started crying

And i took advantage of it

Like I said

[fresh valve]

sociopathic

interesting

[late nacelle]

Helpless lost puppy

[fresh valve]

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-cool-shadow-shadow-the-hedgehog-gif-25938210

[undone pumice]

knew i couldnt trust gnomes

[late nacelle]

Its just what I was observing

[undone pumice]

did he just pump a gun without pump action

[fresh valve]

man unleashin his inner shadow the hedgehog

[undone pumice]

twice

[late nacelle]

I am considering

Meeting her again on sunday

[rotund trellis]

noo why did you delete hannibl

[late nacelle]

But i feel bad over it

[fresh valve]

sounds like u need a break from wömen

[late nacelle]

Cos she has no hope

Of getting what she's after

[fresh valve]

or wömen need a break from u

[undone pumice]

someone stop this gnome

we cannot allow him to gnome any more people

[fresh valve]

this gnome is 190 cm bro

[late nacelle]

Almost out of liquor

[undone pumice]

i am 200

[late nacelle]

You'll all sleep safe soon enough

Unless you're the guy that called my ex today

[undone pumice]

i dont call people

[fresh valve]

based

[late nacelle]

So

Do i exploit

Helpless lost puppy?

Or do I play the good guy on this part

[undone pumice]

no thats beastiality

[fresh valve]

lmfao

[undone pumice]

do not exploit puppies

for anything other than internet views

[late nacelle]

I need distraction

[fresh valve]

no I'll personally end him on behalf of the doggos

[late nacelle]

Thats all I know

[fresh valve]

stop thinkin about pussy

[undone pumice]

idk pussy pretty good

love cats man

so much pussy

[fresh valve]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kVxBaQ7xM4

[late nacelle]

Psychosis

One day soon

If I don't get distracted

That'll end badly

[teal hedge]

My beard too puny and messy

[undone pumice]

what are u saying gnome

[teal hedge]

Rather keep it clean tbh

[undone pumice]

go to sleep

you tired and drunk

[late nacelle]

I dont sleep much these days

Too many dreams and vivid memories

[undone pumice]

give it time and comb it

[teal hedge]

Yeah gnome is drunk and tired

[fresh valve]

the Al Gul will kill this man before he does anything to the dude bangin his ex

[teal hedge]

I don't want a beard :P

[undone pumice]

L

[teal hedge]

I prefer it be clean-shaven

[undone pumice]

but beard = warm

[late nacelle]

Women want men

Not boys

[undone pumice]

women arent real

[teal hedge]

You are forgetting a key-part of my scheme

[fresh valve]

the men of wo

[late nacelle]

Your scheme is shit mate

U need to lose weight first to do anything

[teal hedge]

But seriously, I got long hair which I plan to tie-up in a bun or something and then I keep my face clean

[late nacelle]

Stop scheming

[teal hedge]

Seems pretty solid

[late nacelle]

Start lifting

[teal hedge]

Yeah no kidding

[late nacelle]

Puny little shits

[mild thunder]

beard >>>>>>>>>>

[teal hedge]

I think it's more attractive to be clean-shaven

But that's me

[undone pumice]

if you gay as hell

you gay as hell

[fresh valve]

depends on the face

[teal hedge]

He lacks the critical information

[undone pumice]

dorsnt mattwr if u have a beard or not

also if ur chin weak as hell beard helps

[teal hedge]

Yeah, that's true

[late nacelle]

You need an angry and intense stare as well

[teal hedge]

My chin isn't weak though, and my beard just makes me look unkempt

[late nacelle]

Ur 18

U will get more

[teal hedge]

Hopefully not 😔

[undone pumice]

true + real

[fresh valve]

focus on your swag

[teal hedge]

So real

[late nacelle]

Focus on not cuddling

[teal hedge]

Swagger needs a major reform

[undone pumice]

but its ur choice if u want a beard or not

[late nacelle]

No

[fresh valve]

beards not gonna do shit if u dont got swag

[teal hedge]

But yeah, I managed to hold a deff for about a weak until I feel back :P

[fresh valve]

same with lifting

[teal hedge]

I'll put more time and effort into that after I graduate.

[late nacelle]

Beard does everything

Tortured hobo look?

Not too bad

[undone pumice]

all thats important is you swagger and are buff and rich, everything else is a side quest

[fresh valve]

a lotta lifters think they got swag but they dont

[teal hedge]

Tryna go for an alexander the great look fr

[late nacelle]

If they show any weakness literally stare em into submission and steer the entire encounter how you like it

[teal hedge]

(except I got barbarian genes, so I look like I eat rocks)

But that's besides the point

[late nacelle]

How can you do that without a massive beard and grizzled face?

You think a lil boy looking at em is intimidating?

[teal hedge]

I am 6'4

[undone pumice]

shorty

[teal hedge]

I've asked the one gay guy I've met thus far what he thought about looks etc and he didn't answer :(

[undone pumice]

lmao

[teal hedge]

Smh my head people don't want to be rude

[fresh valve]

little boys talk like this

[teal hedge]

^real

[late nacelle]

No

[fresh valve]

ya

if u try to look tough u already lost

[teal hedge]

I'd like to come off as friendly as I can

[late nacelle]

You dont try

You just do

[teal hedge]

Some people get nervous because of my size but I try to not be too imposing

[late nacelle]

If u try

Then yes

You failed

[teal hedge]

Sometimes I trip and fall on chairs etc

[late nacelle]

Dont try

Do

[fresh valve]

u sound like you're trying

[late nacelle]

Im giving advice

Thats worked for me

[undone pumice]

what the fuck

[late nacelle]

Take it as you will or dont

[teal hedge]

You have to hear me out on this

The chairs are made for small people (6'0 and below)

[undone pumice]

you are uncoordinated or chairs are small?

[teal hedge]

When I get up, the chairs usually get stuck etc and I trip on them.

[fresh valve]

damn 6'0 manlets

[undone pumice]

fr fr

6'0 is manlets

[teal hedge]

But I am also very uncoordinated

Never gotten to use my body :/

[undone pumice]

when ur body is large coordination can be harder fr

i am 6'7

[fresh valve]

midget

[undone pumice]

true

need to get taller

[teal hedge]

Why

[late nacelle]

I bet I'd still scare you in an alley at night

[teal hedge]

Being tall is sort of a pain

[undone pumice]

ok?

[late nacelle]

Heheheh

[teal hedge]

You come from stockholm; the only thing that scares me about you is if you were to start talking

[undone pumice]

gnomes are scary bro

[fresh valve]

fuck I wish I was 10ft

yall dont understand the body dysmorphia

[undone pumice]

fr fr

i wish i was 7'7

so id be GG

[teal hedge]

I wish I was 6'7, tbh

[fresh valve]

I always wanted to be an even bigger freak of nature

[teal hedge]

Be 2 meters tall

[fresh valve]

3 meters bish

[undone pumice]

i am pretty much exactly 2m yea

[teal hedge]

I'm 193

But I'm pretty sure I've grown since I last measured

[undone pumice]

zamn i was that like 1 yr ago

[teal hedge]

So not entirely sure

[fresh valve]

Im 189 fuck yall

[undone pumice]

lol

[late nacelle]

Manlet

[undone pumice]

midget 6'2

[teal hedge]

I could punt you

[undone pumice]

punt this man NOW

[fresh valve]

you'd fall first

uncoordinated bitchass

[teal hedge]

Damn

[undone pumice]

have to reach so far down yea

[teal hedge]

But yeah, coordination is painful

Tried to deadlift but I got hardstuck into sumop

And squats are a no-go as well

[undone pumice]

thats why i started gym to get more coordinated

[late nacelle]

You need to lose weight first

[undone pumice]

man squats just hurt my shoulders

[late nacelle]

120

[teal hedge]

Third time and counting, my guy hahaha

[late nacelle]

Then lift

[undone pumice]

rack and bar are both too small

[fresh valve]

cristiano ronaldo doesnt do squats

[undone pumice]

cristiano ronaldo is a midget tho

[teal hedge]

I'm aware I need to lose weight, I'm aiming for hitting 90 or 100 kg.

[late nacelle]

Walk all the time

[fresh valve]

still has more swag than you'll ever dream of

[teal hedge]

But building muscle also burns a lot of calories.

[late nacelle]

Take snus

Suppress your hunger

[undone pumice]

true i dont get 100 million for kicking a ball two or three times

[teal hedge]

Snus is cringe, cigarettes are hotter

[late nacelle]

Cigarettes are shit

[undone pumice]

cigarettes are in fact hotter physically

[teal hedge]

This guy gets it

[fresh valve]

cigs are cool

[late nacelle]

You'll get exhausted after fucking for even 5 minutes

[teal hedge]

Snus makes your gums black

[late nacelle]

No

[undone pumice]

you can burn yourself on a cigarette

[late nacelle]

Just do the very strong kind of snus

[undone pumice]

siberia red

[teal hedge]

Cigarettes smell nice and are aesthetically pleasing

[undone pumice]

ok thats a lie