protection

[tribal wharf]

HARVEST, FORAGING

[jade hazel]

Best wood chopping ever

[warm plinth]

Hi

[upbeat plover]

Valheim?

[tribal wharf]

its not even lumbering/woodchopping at this point!

[jade hazel]

New World has actually found its footing, idk how, but, it’s in a good spot right now too

[tribal wharf]

its harvesting, its foraging

herablism +

[jade hazel]

If you wanna do skills like that, wow isn’t the game

Never has been

[upbeat plover]

New world on its way to die

[round pendant]

what the fuck

[tribal wharf]

achktualally you see

[round pendant]

I looked away for two seconds and we're talking about lumbering AGAIN?

[warm plinth]

Yogi how are you this bothered by a side skill of a side content type

[tribal wharf]

we chopped trees since wc1!

[jade hazel]

Nah it’s in a stable base right now, somehow

[tribal wharf]

mother fucker

build farms and barracks n shit

watch towers

[upbeat plover]

I may have mentioned something about having big wood inadvertently, but they took it here

Sorry

[warm plinth]

It's not your fault

[tribal wharf]

we go to a tree and chop it down, then we get lumber and go deposit it, and we have lumber to spend later

[warm plinth]

Yogi would have inevitably brought it up again no matter what

[tribal wharf]

and althought basically stupid/impossible

[jade hazel]

If they keep up work on NW, and the community keeps giving feed back and the devs listening, it’s going to really be crafted into an amazing mmo. It already is.

[tribal wharf]

we can clear all the trees on any given map

[round pendant]

can we go back to flirting

we've had the lumber discussion like 50 times at this point

[coarse bay]

Isnt it literally closing down though?

[tribal wharf]

its foraging, not lumbering

[solid sun]

Ghash did you know yam is making an na account to play with you and cam

[round pendant]

no I'm not

[warm plinth]

Rhino baiting me?

[solid sun]

Sh. I’m manifesting

[upbeat plover]

Lmfao

[coarse bay]

Unless something changed, new world is shutting servers down in like a year or something. Unless that offer to buy the IP went through

[tribal wharf]

if i was in charge of making wow back in 2002 or whatever the fuck

chopping tress would be top 10 must ad

[warm plinth]

No offense but we're all very glad you weren't involved in that decision-making

[tribal wharf]

before game launches or its expansion launches

[upbeat plover]

Why do you hate tree so much?

[warm plinth]

Yogi only has two conversation topics. Doom and lumber

[tribal wharf]

they make a better door than a window

im clever for that one i know

hold your applause

[upbeat plover]

Not even sure what you're on about

[tribal wharf]

doom is eternal

[solid sun]

There’s a third topic

[upbeat plover]

Doomposter used to be in my name

[coarse bay]

Yogi what kind of desk do you have

[solid sun]

The third topic is that whatever is newer is worse than what’s older

[upbeat plover]

But you gotta catch me in the pvp chat

[tribal wharf]

its like the invention of the steam locomotive engine for video gaming as a whole.

not the slutty kind

[drowsy comet]

https://giphy.com/gifs/rizz-bp-looksmax-FGgcSUB1UaQglnvmM8

[tribal wharf]

as someone here named it

so shall it be

[urban bane]

is this a new yellow name

[solid sun]

PvP yellow name

[urban bane]

ugh

[upbeat plover]

[urban bane]

there goes the neighborhood

[undone beacon]

Smooth jazz is great for this

[upbeat plover]

I pve as prot anyways

I just don't troll about in here

[urban bane]

ok youre alright then

[undone beacon]

Don't question Yogi thats the most basic rule of this channel you should know that

[upbeat plover]

Might be brew in midnight

Woyer looking HORRENDOUS

[tribal wharf]

i tried to use the anology of using LOS to stop a arches attack animations, or to cause a pause in enemy firing / cuase them to give chase for monster manipulation years ago
it flew completely over thier heads ever since

and t hey just "yogi doom"

[undone beacon]

[tribal wharf]

and so, yogi doom

fuck it

[drowsy comet]

where is the flirting

[solid sun]

Relax

[tribal wharf]

but doom is, i do love it

[solid sun]

You’re underage

[round pendant]

Let's not have yogi spiral into a tangent please

[tribal wharf]

thats the entire point i do it all the time every day

is becuase it never was complicated to begin with

[undone beacon]

tactical yogi conversation nuke is my favorite feature of this channel

[round pendant]

https://klipy.com/gifs/breaking-bad-funny-2

[tribal wharf]

it was a great game that i still enjoy,

and it had a tactic i could pull out of it and put in other game like wow

[solid sun]

The yogi pull out

Never thought we’d discuss that

[tribal wharf]

and it was an easy to understand thing, except for that it wasnt understood easily

[drowsy comet]

[round pendant]

he's not

[tribal wharf]

and my name aint jesse

[drowsy comet]

https://giphy.com/gifs/loading-artist-loadbrows-jzFSSp9p0NsSKgKTJi

[daring marlin]

Make the doom house bro

[upbeat plover]

I guess this is better than the chat of woyer dooming and walking about weight lifting; depending on your outlook in life

[tribal wharf]

i'm consdering pulling out of wow come this launch lol

[upbeat plover]

And just trolling each other

[upbeat plover]

#neverpullout

[round pendant]

Good idea

I quitted too

[daring marlin]

you'll be back

come play on NA

[tribal wharf]

eh, last time i quit it was from mid panda to bfa

and i came back and had alot of postive experiences but alot of negative ones too

i may not come back if i dip

[solid sun]

Imagine quitting wow

When you could play with your best friends on a

[round pendant]

Only if they make the game good again

[undone beacon]

Half the regulars here dont play WoW at all

[solid sun]

Who

[tribal wharf]

good = cutting off heads and putting it on a spear and flying your banner from it

[coarse bay]

Ya we dont play wow here

[toxic pewter]

i play wow daily at least 12 hour

[undone beacon]

Yam, Nome, Roid, Yogi, etc etc

apb carries though

[solid sun]

Roid plays

[toxic pewter]

i am on right now ownin noobs

[upbeat plover]

Any rival enjoyers?

[coarse bay]

Lol I play every day for hours. I hit 3k and aotc then go to PvP where I work to became the worlds highest rated vulpera arms warrior in solo shuffle
These days I spend my days world pvping if any of you have been in war mode in NA CHANCES are i have killed u
I am a very powerful individual
My /played is like 6 years or some shit

[undone beacon]

i was just looking for this

[tribal wharf]

even in the days of nes with contra

[round pendant]

[toxic pewter]

i played marvel rivals for a bit got to platninum

[undone beacon]

Came here for Prot info...nice to see it’s the same old slop as all of the internet...ie, ignorance thinking it is educated

[solid sun]

Tbf idk that nome counts as a regular

[round pendant]

I got bored of rivals pretty quick

[solid sun]

He’s barely here

[round pendant]

but I wanna get into deadlock

Nome is a regular 😔

[tribal wharf]

i have more or less been against the idea of "running loops" or "second and 3rd quest in mario 1"

[toxic pewter]

im thinkin of getting back to overwatch for a bit

[undone beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/deadlock-doorman-deadlock-doorman-default-dance-fortnite-gif-1437214811599099787

[solid sun]

I’ve played deadlock

It’s so hard

[undone beacon]

Its a lot lol

[toxic pewter]

wat is deadlock

[undone beacon]

But I had fun running around as Warden

[toxic pewter]

is that a hero

[daring marlin]

Not in a while

[undone beacon]

Valve's MOBA

[daring marlin]

Magneto owns tho

[round pendant]

mobas be like that

[tribal wharf]

i dont hate overwatch but it aint for me

[solid sun]

I played Dota for like

[tribal wharf]

its fun i guess sure

[solid sun]

A hundred years

[upbeat plover]

I like rivals. Had a lot of fun tanks

[solid sun]

And then I played deadlock and was like what is happening to me

[upbeat plover]

Emma, Angela, Rogue

[toxic pewter]

int valve moba dota or am i missing something

[upbeat plover]

The new Elsa chick is a ton of fun. Hella op tho

[daring marlin]

MAGNETO GOATED BRO CMON

[tribal wharf]

like xmen magneto?

[upbeat plover]

He's boring. He's the I have to solo tank and I want to win pick

[toxic pewter]

when i played rivals i played thor hee was pretty fun

[upbeat plover]

Emma my main

https://tenor.com/view/emma-frost-xmen-marvel-marvel-rivals-choke-slam-gif-13758135946023413553

[tribal wharf]

older xmen was and is some of the best animes

[undone beacon]

Its a third-person shooter MOBA

[toxic pewter]

ohh interesting that sounds fun

[daring marlin]

Even solo tanking as him is ass. I hate solo tanking.

[solid sun]

Let’s all play deadlock together

[toxic pewter]

says deadlock isnt out yet how u all play it

[upbeat plover]

You get used to it

[toxic pewter]

pre release?

[undone beacon]

I'm ass at deadlock I would embarrass myself

[upbeat plover]

I just do it as Emma now

[undone beacon]

Its easy to get access to the beta

[toxic pewter]

interesting

[solid sun]

It’s okay pash

We all gonna suck

We can hold hands and suck together

[toxic pewter]

game looks really cool I like the art style basing on just first initital glimpse

[undone beacon]

...uwu?

[daring marlin]

Oh, I know. It's still ass.

[solid sun]

Uwu indeed, my friend. Uwu indeed

[tribal wharf]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk4wEAO07hM

old engine and grahpics fidelity aside

this shooter is king of yogi hear

for online

its the.... EVERYTHING

about this game is so fucking perfect

[upbeat plover]

Any rock and stone enjoyers?

[solid sun]

Rocks and stones may break my bones but your words will never hurt me

[upbeat plover]

https://tenor.com/view/goofy-goober-haaaaaa-gif-14312783729344227589

[solid sun]

That’s not called rock and stones

Isnt it like intergalactic dwarf rocks or smth

[upbeat plover]

Yes. They mine for rock and stone

[solid sun]

But yeah that game is fun. Been a long time since I’ve played it

[toxic pewter]

y every1 keep laugh at me

[upbeat plover]

Any nightrein enjoyers?

[solid sun]

Hey @tribal wharf

[tribal wharf]

yo

[solid sun]

Is this show a real look into your life

[tribal wharf]

i duno

i never heard of that till jsut now

[daring marlin]

So is prot warrior actually stinky doodoo or what

I'm sorta goofing off til Midnight

[solid sun]

No

[daring marlin]

ok good

[round pendant]

Yes

[upbeat plover]

I've been violated again

[round pendant]

[undone beacon]

damn you got 🤡

[upbeat plover]

He changed my name again

I didn't do it

[solid sun]

Who done it

[round pendant]

uguh

I just sat down

and forgot pepsi

😔

Life is relentless

[solid sun]

Thankfully you are gods strongest soldier

[round pendant]

Yeah I got up and got the pepsi

It was hard but I managed to do it

[upbeat plover]

He who MUDs in the night

[solid sun]

Is that like the PvP version of Mwahi

MUDhi

[upbeat plover]

Is this the obese struggle I've heard so much about?

[upbeat plover]

Yes

[round pendant]

I'm underweight

😔

[solid sun]

Knees weak, moms spaghetti

[round pendant]

The struggle is not floating off into the stratosphere

[upbeat plover]

Must be nice...

I started working out like 4 months ago again, and now I'm the devourer worlds

My hunger when working out...

Peepo_FatEgg

[round pendant]

working out bricks my hunger signals for like 6 hours

I should get back into working out tbh

[solid sun]

If you quit wow you can join a gym

[toxic pewter]

i need gym that accept wow gold

[solid sun]

I wouldn’t recommend

It’s one thing to get laughed at in wow

[toxic pewter]

[solid sun]

Imagine getting laughed at in the gym

How would anyone recover from that

[toxic pewter]

i read on the internet no one laugh at ppeople at gym cuz they try to better thhemsself

have u heard this be4

is that real or fake news

[solid sun]

I never got laughed at in the gym

But I did get told my shoes suck once

[toxic pewter]

that why i cant go cuz i worry other will laughh at me..

[solid sun]

I was squatting and this gym bro told me my shoes sucked and I needed new shoes

[upbeat plover]

I work out at home

With adjustable dumbbells

[round pendant]

I have a gym at home I just don't use it

[undone beacon]

Just keep your head down and glare at anyone who looks at you but not in a mean way in a "i dont wanna socalize" way ez

[solid sun]

@daring marlin you’re a gym person can you explain it to us

Is apb gonna get laughed at and why did that guy shit on my shoes

[round pendant]

uh prob thinks you need squat shoes

[undone beacon]

i was a big gym guy in college when it was easy to walk there, it was en route between my dorms and my classes anyways

[toxic pewter]

do any of my wow skill translate to real life gym like one time in dragonflighth i helped those drogbar lift wweights.. does doin gg that quest give me any transferrable skills irl?

[solid sun]

There are squat shoes?

[daring marlin]

Lifting(squat) shoes help a lot

[solid sun]

I don’t wanna buy special squat shoes

[round pendant]

well you don't need to

but it's probably what the guy was saying

[daring marlin]

I have a pair but barely use thrm

Anything flat works well

Chucks etc

[solid sun]

I feel like if you just swap your crocs to sport mode you’re good

[round pendant]

unironically yes

[toxic pewter]

dumbells are intriguing.. is there a method to know what weight to get having never done it before

[daring marlin]

Lots use slides or crocs

And just squat barefoot

[upbeat plover]

If you work out at a gym, you might encounter a woman

Can't have that

[undone beacon]

GASP

[toxic pewter]

i encounter women all day in wow

[upbeat plover]

G.i.r.l. s

[round pendant]

I find work out discussion so boring

I'm ngl

It was cool when I was new but then it's just the same old thing over and over

[upbeat plover]

Homie just wants to flirt

[round pendant]

I DO need to get back into it though

so lazy

[round pendant]

https://klipy.com/gifs/waltergotme

[toxic pewter]

wat dat acronym

[daring marlin]

Come lift with me yam

[upbeat plover]

Noods when?

[daring marlin]

It'll be fun

[toxic pewter]

oh.. i think i figured it out lol..

[upbeat plover]

Guy in real life

[toxic pewter]

yeah

oof lmao

[solid sun]

I’ll lift guilford while Guilford lifts weights

Combo weight lifting

[undone beacon]

Prot Warrior Gym Night

[toxic pewter]

if i lifted I would prob be able to be giga strong

[daring marlin]

then do it

Warrior mode

[solid sun]

I’m a very huge animal

Naturally great at pushing weight around

[toxic pewter]

like i have the body type that i would actually be like that stocky guy u see

[round pendant]

You just wanna mog me

😔

[toxic pewter]

i got stocky build

[tribal wharf]

i saw that anime irl shit

so stupid

[daring marlin]

nerd alert

[toxic pewter]

DAYYUM if that is fat I am morbidly obese

[solid sun]

Look at four eyes over here

[upbeat plover]

Same

[solid sun]

Fkn nerd

[daring marlin]

lmfaooo

[toxic pewter]

XD

[upbeat plover]

What is up with the tank tops with the thong straps from all these guys?

susge

[daring marlin]

Stringer tanktops own

shows off your back

[round pendant]

They do look like thongs though

[upbeat plover]

I have hair. EVERYWHERE

[solid sun]

Weight lifting spectacles are a lifesaver. Lets you see the numbers on the weights

[upbeat plover]

So...

No

[round pendant]

man I let myself go

[daring marlin]

bro's a bear

[round pendant]

eating enough protein is miserable though

[upbeat plover]

Are you even a man if you don't look like a nord?

[daring marlin]

grrrrr

[daring marlin]

yogurt, cottage cheese, egg whites, chicken breast

[solid sun]

I have a bear hat

[daring marlin]

it's ez bro

[round pendant]

blech

[upbeat plover]

Where'd you get my pic from?

[solid sun]

The convention you were at

Duh

[daring marlin]

lmfao

[solid sun]

All the official Leland apparel was there

[round pendant]

I need to somehow eat enough protein and enough calories to gain weight

[undone beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/kaden-bear-walk-gif-15031442544519350917

leland irl

[upbeat plover]

Just the fame that comes with being a stormforged

[daring marlin]

LOL

[upbeat plover]

Clueless

[undone beacon]

did i miss tank tops and thong straps damn

[solid sun]

Leland has sick bostaff skills

[upbeat plover]

If you know any women into bears, send them my way

[round pendant]

I last ate food 16 hours ago

[upbeat plover]

KEKW

[daring marlin]

sure did

[round pendant]

the eating food life isn't for me

😔

[daring marlin]

I yeeted it

[upbeat plover]

He did in fact delete it

I can still see it, but I ain't doxing

[undone beacon]

Fair enough

[upbeat plover]

GGs

[round pendant]

I hate seeing discord peoples' faces

It ruins the image I have of them in my head

[undone beacon]

I dont have one of those

[round pendant]

Guilford was like an edgy anime boy to me

[undone beacon]

The illusion is shattered

[solid sun]

I don’t have chiseled shoulders and thong tank tops but I did the plumbing for this tub and shower space

[undone beacon]

There are real people behind these avatars

[undone beacon]

I want a shower space like that wtf

[daring marlin]

What a gentleman

[upbeat plover]

What do you guys mean, this pfp is me

Surely

[daring marlin]

BRUH LOL

[round pendant]

You ruined it

TAKE IT BACK

[daring marlin]

So I shattered your image of me

[solid sun]

Now I’m like Guilford. Only Leland can see the pic now

[daring marlin]

NOOOOOOOO

[undone beacon]

Your PFP is the truest reflection of your soul, all know this

[upbeat plover]

Helps with the flirting at least right?

[solid sun]

That was exhilarating. Everyone should post pics and then delete them

[upbeat plover]

Your pfp always makes me think you're a woman

Wait, I can reply to the deleted message? Lmao

And it's not a mod thing

[undone beacon]

[upbeat plover]

I have a discord lol

[round pendant]

don't say that in public

I thought it was a mod thing huh

[upbeat plover]

There

:)

[round pendant]

:)

[undone beacon]

Leland is a discord mod

[upbeat plover]

I'm a baby fake mod for this discord yes

I can pin things, time you out, and delete messages

[solid sun]

Leland is discord

[upbeat plover]

The possibilities are endless

[round pendant]

can someone send something and delete it

[undone beacon]

What even earns someone a Stormforged, like genuinely curious

[upbeat plover]

I got it from trolling MUD forever

[round pendant]

Neat.

[upbeat plover]

And when he got Valk, he made me SF

[undone beacon]

Fair enough

[undone beacon]

Horrifying

[round pendant]

No offense to guilford but he's not my type

😔

[daring marlin]

WOW

[round pendant]

I prefer the faceless boys

[undone beacon]

Yam prefers a slender man I suppose

[upbeat plover]

He's a good looking man, but same.

Too much man, not enough booba

[round pendant]

If that's what you call women, yeah

[undone beacon]

You said you like faceless boys

Slenderman

https://tenor.com/view/slenderman-slendy-skateboard-tricks-kick-it-slendy-gif-25617315

[round pendant]

oh true slenderman doesn't have a face

I didn't get it

good one pash

[upbeat plover]

Not into the slender either

Need dem curves

[undone beacon]

[solid sun]

Slender on the streets
Uhh bender in the sheets

[toxic pewter]

why everyone keep laugh at me

[solid sun]

Idk I’m not a rap god

[mighty valley]

what are you doing

[round pendant]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-1554

[upbeat plover]

You play a vulpera

[undone beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/everyone-is-so-mean-to-me-heartbroken-heartbreak-shower-everyone-gif-9844935362240232951

[toxic pewter]

lol

[daring marlin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1055862971139629107/1466149969516826816/laugh_at_yoshiki.gif

[undone beacon]

If you're just running around as prot warr in world pvp you're gonna get some salt

[toxic pewter]

ownin nobs in ferals love event area

na i play arms in pvp some fury

[undone beacon]

Oh thats just being rude

[upbeat plover]

Still a furry

[toxic pewter]

some1 gotta do it

[upbeat plover]

Yeah; and leave it to Kennie

[toxic pewter]

nah i am not attacking low lvl ppl just other world pvpers

[toxic pewter]

sigh fine ill make the damn gnome already

[solid sun]

APB tryna slam dudes

[undone beacon]

Some rogue was sitting in the horde love area and trying to gank people and running away like a lil shitter when someone attacked back

[solid sun]

But it isn’t enough damage

[upbeat plover]

I'll still laugh at you

[toxic pewter]

[round pendant]

Is it wrong to bully people in war mode when they signed up for it?

oh that's annoying

My messages must be a shitshow for anybody using this considering how often I edit typos

[undone beacon]

I signed up up for 25% bonus gold on my WQs not having to deal with furries slamming me

Not my thing

[solid sun]

You know what they say

[tribal wharf]

you stepped in the arena with armor and weapon on

[solid sun]

All is fair in love and war mode

[tribal wharf]

you get what u deserve lol

[undone beacon]

Didnt say it isnt justified, but its still rude smhhh

[daring marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/curious-very-curious-magnifying-glass-looking-peeking-gif-3027926178787907205

[toxic pewter]

this my daily itneractions with people

[undone beacon]

I'm a femboy not a furry dammit

[tribal wharf]

LOL

wow crash outs lol

[daring marlin]

prove it

[round pendant]

Yeah I guess it's rude

[undone beacon]

How does one prove they aren't a furry though

[solid sun]

Pash

What would you say is the key difference between a femboy with a lot of hair and a furry

[toxic pewter]

@upbeat plover wat the best race of all time warrior pvp in ur opinion

r u just a human enjoyer

[round pendant]

femboys don't have a lot of hair

😔

[undone beacon]

A femboy is a male who prefers to dress and style themselves in a more feminime way. A femboy doesn't have a lot of hair. A furry is someone who prefers to dress and style themselves as an anthropomorphic animal, typically with a sort of costume called a fursuit

[daring marlin]

WHY YOU HIDING BRO

[round pendant]

to summarize: femboys hot, furries not

[solid sun]

A femboy is a male who prefers to dress and style themselves in a more feminime way. A femboy doesn't have a lot of hair. A furry is someone who prefers to dress and style themselves as an anthropomorphic animal, typically with a sort of costume called a fursuit

[undone beacon]

I wore the cat ears ONCE at a party that was IT

[upbeat plover]

It's not that big a deal

[undone beacon]

Don't try to copypasta this it isnt funny its informational smh

[round pendant]

Sometimes I send like 5 messages in a row and they all have typos that I go through and fix

[toxic pewter]

i am not a furry myself i play vulpera due to moral obligation

I saw them getting so mcuh hate

i decided to stand with them in solidarity

[upbeat plover]

I am a human enjoyer, but usually play orc cuz it's better radials, but not gnome

[toxic pewter]

yah orc just works

[unkempt hazel]

whats ur ign

need to log in and laugh at you in person

[toxic pewter]

lol

[solid sun]

Came here for Prot info...nice to see it’s the same old slop as all of the internet...ie, furries thinking they’re femboys

[unkempt hazel]

[undone beacon]

orc does have good radials

[undone beacon]

im gonna beat u up

[upbeat plover]

Auto correct hates me

[unkempt hazel]

kul tirans have better radials

like

they're so rotund

[toxic pewter]

come feralas u can find me i am that vulpera killin u

[round pendant]

I mean they got pretty jacked forearms

[upbeat plover]

Even if I spell something right it fucks it anyways

[undone beacon]

Goblins have the best radials, they make working cars

[unkempt hazel]

impossible

I haven't lost in world pvp since wod

[toxic pewter]

hell yea

[unkempt hazel]

cuz I play on pve server

[toxic pewter]

LOL

i will say warmode is a damn ghost town these days

blizz needs to make warmode actually good

[round pendant]

war mode should just be default

[unkempt hazel]

idk im too nice to ever engage first

[toxic pewter]

give the people a mount

[round pendant]

Force everyone to pvp

[toxic pewter]

I am inclined to agree but the people would riot

[unkempt hazel]

and those engaging me always do so when at advantage

[round pendant]

https://klipy.com/gifs/emperor-star-wars-1

[toxic pewter]

XD

I am hopeful that new pvp zone may actually be fun in midnight

but prob will be whatever

[undone beacon]

I turned it on to get a few achievements, sometimes to get bonus gold from WQs on my geared chars, and thats it

Did a bit of crate farming too ig

[toxic pewter]

I know I am i nthe minority but i hate crate farming wish they just made a better way to gear up

[solid sun]

Legion or bfa had a PvP world quest called operation murloc

[toxic pewter]

i think crate farming is a plague

[solid sun]

That was fun

[undone beacon]

I just crate farmed enough to get the Tour of Duty achievements and that was it

[unkempt hazel]

how would one do that

[toxic pewter]

That is the question

[undone beacon]

Every kill in warmode takes 1 day off the losers sub and adds it to yours

[unkempt hazel]

pvp scaling

[toxic pewter]

fact is no one wants to pvp much

[tribal wharf]

i have a real question for you, it doesnt have to be nes, but i figure thats what it will be, name a TERRIBLE shitty awful game you had (not wow/warcraft)

some game that you guys were all excited and then it was a total piece of dog shit

[solid sun]

After 7,000 world PvP kills you get a quest for a legendary

[undone beacon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1356461020851474472/1362664297423048764/image0.gif

[unkempt hazel]

housing items for pvp

[undone beacon]

they have those

[unkempt hazel]

ong?

[undone beacon]

ong fr fr

[unkempt hazel]

that's poggers fr

[undone beacon]

https://www.wowhead.com/guide/player-housing/decor-farming-pvp

[unkempt hazel]

like on skibidi

[toxic pewter]

yeah maybe all roads lead to housing

[tribal wharf]

the only item i know for sure i have is

cube

for housing

[unkempt hazel]

nah boring

they should give mounted heads

[daring marlin]

you guys are fun

[unkempt hazel]

u kill a night elf u get a night elf head on a spike decor

[daring marlin]

SHAME I WAS GONE FOR YEARS

[undone beacon]

Dont do it again guilford

[unkempt hazel]

I have yet to buy midning

so no house

😔

[solid sun]

If you leave again we will kick you out

[daring marlin]

👀

We gonna do KEYS, PASH?

[upbeat plover]

I got the prot chat to talk about pvp

The take over begins

[undone beacon]

Fuck yeah

[toxic pewter]

lol

[undone beacon]

We've organized some prot warr channel keys before

[solid sun]

You didn’t do anything Leland

[undone beacon]

Even did hardmode taza

[round pendant]

Why did you leave

[upbeat plover]

Exactly. Just that easy

[solid sun]

We already do it!

[undone beacon]

Can't take credit for apb talking about pvp thats like taking credit for a summer rain

[solid sun]

You just didn’t know because you never hang out here

Cause you’re mean

[upbeat plover]

I'm not mean, just all the cool kids are in the pvp chat. Obviously

[solid sun]

Big furry mean guy that eats planets when you work out

[upbeat plover]

Where I bully our Valk and the furries

[solid sun]

You’re like Galactus if Galactus was a furry

[daring marlin]

I quit mid DF of course

[upbeat plover]

I'm hairy, not a furry

[undone beacon]

Rhino i think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of what a furry is

[solid sun]

Pash he said he was a bear

[upbeat plover]

I'd prefer if my woman did not have body hair, thank you very much

[solid sun]

Is that not furry stuff

[round pendant]

Yep, sounds like a furry to me

[upbeat plover]

No, Guil said I was a bear

[round pendant]

also that wasn't pash

yeah

[upbeat plover]

I said I had hair everywhere

[solid sun]

You didn’t deny it

That means you agreed

[undone beacon]

A "bear" is a term from the gay male community to denote a large man with a lot of body hair

[daring marlin]

LMFAOOOO YUP

[undone beacon]

Its falls into the same kind of categorization as like, twink and otter and all that. Its a whole culture

[round pendant]

it could also just be a large hairy man and have nothing to do with being gay

[upbeat plover]

Yeah, I learned a couple weeks ago it was a gay guy thing. I thought it was just a hairy man thing

Dunno how the gays got on it

[solid sun]

Otter???

[undone beacon]

It originated from gay culture tho

[mighty valley]

the gays have been ahead of the curve on many things

[round pendant]

that is true

[upbeat plover]

I can tell you. I'm not gay, and I'm not a furry.
BUT, I am 6'4 and very hairy

[round pendant]

If you say those two lines in a specific british accent

it rhymes

[undone beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/gay-dog-dad-gayz-gay-london-london-gay-england-gif-8036926775737075860

[round pendant]

lmao rhino

[undone beacon]

I saw that rhino

[solid sun]

Lmao

[round pendant]

I'm saving that gif holy shit

[undone beacon]

brit gay dog dads

Possibly one of my favorite gifs due to the sheer absurdity

[round pendant]

I meant rhino's gif

[undone beacon]

Damn

[round pendant]

the brit gay dog dads one is good too though

[upbeat plover]

Are prot wars twinks, I need to know

[undone beacon]

Rhino stole that one from me

[solid sun]

I totally did

[upbeat plover]

Damn autocorrect

[round pendant]

Good gif pash

[solid sun]

I even used it on pash

[round pendant]

I copied it and sent it to a friend instantly

[undone beacon]

By and large I don't think so, but there are some of us

[mighty valley]

prot warrs can come in all forms

[solid sun]

We’re an inclusive bunch

I do have to be taught a lot of stuff though

[upbeat plover]

My head canon was that prot wars are all chads

[solid sun]

Especially about these pills

[upbeat plover]

Except Kennie. He's a furry

[solid sun]

Harrow is great at explaining pills

[cerulean tusk]

Why is PvP in prot atm

[undone beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/ronnie-coleman-prot-warrior-tbc-wow-chad-class-gif-24723206

[daring marlin]

I'm not. 😉

[round pendant]

pwars just have chad mentality

But all types of physical forms

[upbeat plover]

So probably means you're looking for one huh

[solid sun]

Lmao this is great

[daring marlin]

MAYHAPS

[undone beacon]

Love wins

[cerulean tusk]

We really need some patch notes, stat

[daring marlin]

Clearly I look the way I do cuz I main Paladin

[round pendant]

Chat's getting too flirty for kitty

[upbeat plover]

Damn, I'm too big to fit the bill

[undone beacon]

No cuz then that dpsdmg guy will show up here

[round pendant]

no

[cerulean tusk]

i like that guy

[round pendant]

please no

[cerulean tusk]

He got some good takes once in a while

[round pendant]

no kitty, you like the drama he causes

[cerulean tusk]

Never

[upbeat plover]

To what, depress us more?

[round pendant]

[daring marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/throw-out-rage-parks-and-rec-nick-offerman-ron-swanson-gif-17688925

[cerulean tusk]

Soon we so back

[daring marlin]

Blizz with Arms

[undone beacon]

Gaming

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/148897941883584512/1402663520029511872/Doom_Gif_2.0.gif

[round pendant]

is that real

There's no way that's real

[cerulean tusk]

Oh that is real

[round pendant]

I'm glad I'm not a dps enjoyer

[cerulean tusk]

Playing as the worst dps, with the two best dps tho

[round pendant]

I never got into arms so it doesn't hurt as much to see that

[solid sun]

Those are not the best dps

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1422672425383891187/1458477567995543583/boomstick.gif

[cerulean tusk]

[upbeat plover]

That ss might as well be all 3 war specs from what I hear

[solid sun]

Cat

[toxic pewter]

good thing they nerfed the spec that literally has never been meta in m+ except for a brief like max 1 month period many expansions ago

[solid sun]

Neither one of them have abilities in heart lockets like survival does

These are just facts

Like apb before me I just tell it like it is

[cerulean tusk]

Cause we play warrior and our buttons dont get to be fub

This is known

[undone beacon]

fub

[toxic pewter]

survival is wild right now afaik in like all forms of content

[round pendant]

fury was good in s1 tww don't forget

[toxic pewter]

that boomstic k hurt a lot

[undone beacon]

Surv is super fun

[round pendant]

and prot was good for a bit there

[toxic pewter]

yeah i was mainly talking about arms but even fury been a while yeah

[round pendant]

we deserve to be struck down

[solid sun]

I’m leveling surv first in midnight

Can’t wait

[round pendant]

We had the AUDACITY to think we could have fun for once

[toxic pewter]

oh lol my sarcasm detector is broken

[cerulean tusk]

For like two weeks

[round pendant]

don't fucking remind me

[solid sun]

Cat are you really gonna be a bdk

[undone beacon]

Yeah then you did too good on rashanan and had to be shot

[round pendant]

s1 I was planning on not tanking at all cause my friend wanted to tank

so I was playing fury

and it was fun and then they nuked us

[cerulean tusk]

If warrior stays like this

[round pendant]

lol

meanwhile ele shaman was allowed to be fucking busted for weeks

[solid sun]

Aren’t you worried though? Mandl acts like bdk is a wreck

[cerulean tusk]

Dont care, I play for fun

[undone beacon]

not allowed

[cerulean tusk]

Demo doing 0 dam aint fun, they will soon nerf ToN

It is over

[solid sun]

Oh. I thought you were abandoning war because of performance

[cerulean tusk]

Warrior is sunsetting

[daring marlin]

Only Wizards are allowed to stay busted for a while

It is known

[cerulean tusk]

This is known

[drowsy comet]

the face of a true warrior player knowing the class is fucked

[cerulean tusk]

Why play warrior and be bored, when I can play BDK and be marginally less bored

[upbeat plover]

I play pvp

Always has been

[cerulean tusk]

I know

[solid sun]

Why not brew

I hear brew is great and fun now

[cerulean tusk]

Ewww, i rather play bear

And i rather quit than play bear

[upbeat plover]

If I go bear, it's a little bit too much of a roleplaying game

[solid sun]

What if you use a jellybean bear skin

[daring marlin]

LMFAOOOOOO

BRUH

[undone beacon]

Bear is actually pretty fun rn despite the bugs

[cerulean tusk]

No

[upbeat plover]

smile

[solid sun]

I’m going to play survival until I get tired of getting declined to keys

And then play pwar

[cerulean tusk]

Then get declined

[solid sun]

Stop

[cerulean tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/correct-buzzer-gif-2734535025370049889

[daring marlin]

I will be a holy shotgun enjoyer

[upbeat plover]

I've been maining war since the end of mop.
I think I will level monk first

[solid sun]

I don’t need to be confronted by that sort of thing rn

[upbeat plover]

Or maybe paladin

[daring marlin]

I find it humorous they reverted Light of Dawn for HPal back to how it originally was

[upbeat plover]

Possibly dk

[unreal yarrow]

Brew is simple but kinda fun

[cerulean tusk]

Approved

[daring marlin]

Why did they make it a cone in the first place???

[unreal yarrow]

And even when they nerf tiger palm will still be very strong

[upbeat plover]

Wrath was a different time

[mighty valley]

my friends never decline me

[upbeat plover]

They'll start if you play war

KEKW

[cerulean tusk]

They just make excuses

[daring marlin]

Wasn't it introduced in Cata?

[mighty valley]

my friends didn't decline me during sl s1

[daring marlin]

It was so long ago...!

I just remember Holy Light spam in Wrath.

[upbeat plover]

I feel like I remember pressing it in wrath

[cerulean tusk]

SL s1

[solid sun]

Imagine playing with harrow is funny

Lots of solid witty quips

[upbeat plover]

Leveled in dungeons to level in wrath as pala

[daring marlin]

I got so mad cuz guild leader's gf got valanyr and she only ever used FoL

[cerulean tusk]

Sounds harrowing to me

[daring marlin]

Literal dumpster healer

what a waste lmfao

[upbeat plover]

Pussy loot prio kinda op

[cerulean tusk]

The what now

[daring marlin]

I may play DK some. Hopefully sanlayn gets good.

[undone beacon]

🤔

[daring marlin]

I'm dumb and want less buttons.

[cerulean tusk]

BDK plays like shit

So ya doomed

[daring marlin]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[cerulean tusk]

Apex doesnt even work for San'leyn btw

[daring marlin]

🗑️🤪

[mighty valley]

this kitty is a bummer. not very funky imo

[undone beacon]

True

[cerulean tusk]

Cause blizz took my joy

My Demolish demolished

Gone

[daring marlin]

My kitty trying to get into my chicken

she's a hooligan

[upbeat plover]

We all know it

[cerulean tusk]

Cat tax

[round pendant]

I like Kitty

he keeps it real

When he's not being a

[cerulean tusk]

I never rat

Rat in a hat attack, i bite back

[cerulean tusk]

Cat tax, hello?!

[daring marlin]

NO

[cerulean tusk]

Cant mention cat and not pay the tax

That is inhumane

[daring marlin]

She ran off and I'm busy

[cerulean tusk]

❤️

[upbeat plover]

Kitty

[undone beacon]

She a lumpy bastard

and sits on the couch like that all day

[round pendant]

Came here for Prot info...nice to see it’s the same old slop as all of the internet...ie, cats

[daring marlin]

Reminds me of my void

[upbeat plover]

This was his sleeping position that day

He only opened his eyes because I went to take a pic lol

[daring marlin]

I swear they have a sixth sense about cameras

[upbeat plover]

The void in your heart must be pretty cute

[daring marlin]

"Oh he looks very cute lemme...WHY DID YOU MOVE!?!?"

[round pendant]

That makes me hope my neighbours void visits me today

He's such a cutie

[drowsy comet]

man fuck online pvp games bruh, im getting too old for this shit

[drowsy comet]

wtf is that creature

oh its a dog

no

a cat

[upbeat plover]

He's a cat LMFAO

[round pendant]

Already crashing out at 20 years old

you weren't cut out for this lil gup

[drowsy comet]

ngl at first I thought does this mf have a giant ass bat in his house? 😂

[round pendant]

but yeah I quit a bunch of pvp games like 5 years ago

too sweaty and I'm too old

And ofc all the worst players are the most toxic

[drowsy comet]

its like 40% of the sweaty cunts, and like 60% that my depression cant handle that kind of shit, im just pissed atm and yea fuck Valorant bruh

[daring marlin]

29, too old

I'm cooked

[drowsy comet]

all these unemployed mfs sweating their tiny micro dicks off thinking they belong to some esport team wth

[round pendant]

do not play valorant when you're depressed

[undone beacon]

do not play valorant when you're depressed

[round pendant]

yeah that

game sucks anyway

[daring marlin]

based pashypoo

[round pendant]

what tha dog doin

[drowsy comet]

literally a bat without wings

[upbeat plover]

She was trying to not fall off the deck lmao

[drowsy comet]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bat-1Vm4V3C7CMqQ

[upbeat plover]

How she got herself in this position in the first place, not sure

[drowsy comet]

I uninstalled and reinstalled Valorant on and off for like atleast 7 times, im just fucking sick of this shit ngl. Think I should be a sweat in M+ or idk anything else where kids cant fuck my butt virtually

[round pendant]

[solid sun]

Sometimes they’re like hey install this faucet and I show up and this is what I have to deal with

[drowsy comet]

little bastards everywhere..no wonder why I hate them

[round pendant]

personally I'd rather lock in and get good at something like poe or wow than a comp shooter

[upbeat plover]

That is a thick ass wrist

[round pendant]

It was cool being good at clicking heads in my teens but it requires too much maintenance

[upbeat plover]

Like the same size as your forearm and hand

[round pendant]

I suck ass at aiming now

why are we insulting rhino's wrist

[solid sun]

You wanna put a watch on it, dirty little bear?

[drowsy comet]

💀

[upbeat plover]

Who said it was a insult?

[mighty valley]

i like that you're trying to cast a spell on the plumbing

[round pendant]

oh

it seemed kinda rude

[upbeat plover]

Just a note

[round pendant]

but that's probably just me being sensitive

[cerulean tusk]

cat tax

[upbeat plover]

Us men like to be big

[round pendant]

I'm not sure that's universal

[solid sun]

lol. I’m casting an embiggen spell on the drawer space so I can fit

[mighty valley]

am i too old to learn how to get a real job like you

[solid sun]

Nope

[round pendant]

I have smol wrists

[upbeat plover]

Well femboys aren't men

[solid sun]

I’m sure your job is real though

Leland you ignored my second pic

[mighty valley]

games industry is feeling more and more fake every passing year

[solid sun]

Does this mean you dont want to put a watch on it

[round pendant]

hasn't been good since like mid 2010s

that's my hot take

[upbeat plover]

It looks a lil smaller there

Still thicc thi

[round pendant]

indie gaming is pretty good tho

[upbeat plover]

But I can't afford watches

[solid sun]

Walmart watches king

[upbeat plover]

If you're a plumber, you're the provider in the relationship

[mighty valley]

yeah, sadly there are a billion failed indie games drowning below the handful of very cool success stories

[upbeat plover]

My job is to deal with idiot truck drivers

[round pendant]

I saw a chick with a watch around her neck

[daring marlin]

so @round pendant Is a femboy?

[cerulean tusk]

Come on, I am gone like 5 min

[round pendant]

well it was a necklace with a dial on it

[cerulean tusk]

and PvP chat takes over

[round pendant]

and I was like

that's not practical AT ALL

[undone beacon]

but was it cute

[round pendant]

only in spirit

[round pendant]

yea

[upbeat plover]

Are you small?

[round pendant]

https://klipy.com/gifs/i-plead-the-fifth-chappelle

[upbeat plover]

Too easy

[cerulean tusk]

[round pendant]

pvpers win the chat pvp too

😔

[drowsy comet]

are you a vampire by any chance

[drowsy comet]

why is the weather up there so nice, can we change? here its cold af and its snowing

[solid sun]

Sorry mate

You can come hang out if you want to

[round pendant]

I want it to snow here

it's just raining

So much rain

our garden turned into a swamp

[solid sun]

What do you have in the garden

[round pendant]

Grass

[solid sun]

Ah

[round pendant]

and like

uhhhhhh

[solid sun]

Grass garden

[drowsy comet]

rude

[round pendant]

dozen or so trees

you'd think the fuckin two giant oak trees would suck up the water

but no

[solid sun]

That sounds like you’re describing a yard

[drowsy comet]

Shrek would like to have a word with you

[solid sun]

Not a garden

[round pendant]

the whole fucking place has become a swamp

[round pendant]

I'm british it's a garden

[solid sun]

In British garden is just like the whole thing

[round pendant]

does clay soil drain like shit or something

cause it's literally unwalkable

[solid sun]

Do you have a word for like a small area where you grow some food

Or flowers

[mighty valley]

flower bed

[cerulean tusk]

potato field

[solid sun]

Yeah we use flower bed too

Look at us

[round pendant]

Flowerbed or allotment

[solid sun]

Finding common ground

[drowsy comet]

wtf is this coincidence bruh

[round pendant]

Yard in UK is a small paved area

behind a house

usually terraced houses

[solid sun]

I said you could come over what the heck

[upbeat plover]

Been going on for a week or two

[drowsy comet]

i wanted to switch weather smh

[round pendant]

HA

[solid sun]

I thought it was good

Tbh

I was proud of it

[round pendant]

it took me a minute

[drowsy comet]

god im still mad sigh

[round pendant]

Go for a walk lil gup

go touch some grass

well, snow I guess

go touch some snow

[undone beacon]

go for a gup lil walk

[solid sun]

Drink coffee

[daring marlin]

mad about what

[toxic pewter]

wat is wrong

[drowsy comet]

getting shit on in pvp shooters

[daring marlin]

git gud???

[toxic pewter]

XD

[drowsy comet]

😔

[toxic pewter]

good ol fps rage

tale as old as time

[drowsy comet]

think I should go pro in WoW and show all them old asses who the boss is

[solid sun]

Who is the boss

[dusky canopy]

Zwei is apparently

[round pendant]

You've already proven you don't have the mentality for it

work on that first

and then ascend

[upbeat plover]

There's a beauty to playing tanks in these shooters. Many of them don't need aim

[undone beacon]

if i play a shooter i want a melee weapon and a gap closer

and im happy

[solid sun]

lol

That’s so real

If I play a shooter I don’t wanna be shooting

[upbeat plover]

My reinhardt was pretty nasty back in the day

[toxic pewter]

Love reinhardt

[dusky canopy]

I need the zweihander from dark souls one in WoW

Same size to body ratio too

[drowsy comet]

Even stephen hawking could play reinhardt, wasnt that hard to hold one button, to hold ur shield up

[drowsy comet]

Take me out to dinner first and then we can discuss further actions

[round pendant]

what rank did you achieve lil gup

you can't say shit like that without backing it up

[upbeat plover]

I didn't play to shield the team. I played to kill theirs

I was FARMING potgs

[round pendant]

I LOVED when the enemy reinhardt did nothing but hold the shield up

actually useless

[upbeat plover]

They weren't ready for the flanking reinhardt

As I tell my healers to forget about the dps and just heal me

[undone beacon]

Demoknight main tf2

[drowsy comet]

Last time I played OW was OW2 in Season 3, think I was like diamond or above, something like that. But I was playing support. Kiriko was busted af back then

[round pendant]

I was an axtinguisher abuser

God tf2 was so fucking fun

[drowsy comet]

Rein Ult against 4 enemies, then flame dash twice and swing ur big ass thing around

[upbeat plover]

Back in my day you couldn't flame strike twice

[drowsy comet]

Flanks are nasty pussies

[undone beacon]

Very much so, still is tbh

[round pendant]

I played for like 2 seasons

got master and got bored and quit

never played since

[drowsy comet]

ow2 kinda easy ngl

[round pendant]

it was well before ow2

[drowsy comet]

all depends on the healer really, if they die, goodluck

[toxic pewter]

Lmao actually laughed out loud in real life when I read this

When he wasn’t hanging with Epstein dude was ownin o n Reinhardt

[drowsy comet]

I say that because my team mates usually are like Stephen.., and no I dont mean the intelligence

[toxic pewter]

🤣

[drowsy comet]

😭