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Agreed.
Queue up
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Group changes to name to Bear/DH tank ONLY
what did a prot war ever do to them
waow
Is it trolling if i add "Step 1: Get Beacon" to the "How to improve" section of the IV guidE?
You just need a picture of a glass of ice water at the top of the page to prepare people for the splash of truth
You can't help what's true š¤·
Iām still on vacation but wth did they do to prot this build lol
TL;DR
-Bleed Consuming now deals 40% of remaining damage instead of 100%;
-The damage reduction now seems to not be related to the target, but to you (e.g buff);
-CDR of TC/TR changed from 1s to 3s per the bleed is consumed
I saw the ip mess as well?
Any other broken bits? Iām not back till Sunday so not sure how much time Iāll have this week to test it all before next weeks build.
Can't say for sure - i'm logging onto PTR later tonight.
Nothing that i've heard of at least..
Exciting weeks ahead lol. Iāll try and get a run down of things and get some bugs submitted on broken bits
Can you make a WA that dynamically calculates the value of my current TR on the target vs SS+bleed consumption?
Then i know if i can SS to consume the 2p buff or i need to AFK until TR runs out.
(Please don't take it seriously).
Man I still need to figure out how to do that right in simc. Plus get something put together in game so I can test and make sure itās coming out to the correct values
Don't you like thinking about how to get the 40% of the current bleed values on the target at any given moment?
All my early tests for 100% damage were so far off expected Iām not sure how they were calculating it in game.
My best guess is they were doing it based on duration remaining. Not on damage remaining. So the gcd in between was causing a damage loss even though nothing had ticked.
Get the proc on dummy;
AFK to drop combat;
AA the dummy for DW + SS for th eproc
Do it for each ability i guess.
See if individually it pans out.
I'll play around on PTR later tonight..if i find anything i'll let you know.
TR CDR whats TR here?
Last week at least I would fish for a proc. Then tc into ss for a full duration rend. But the damage was lower than expected for fervid
Thunderous Roar.
Rend had not ticked yet. So should have been a full damage fervid. But was getting slightly less. Couldnāt figure out exact source.
Does Fervid maybe not include stuff like vers etc?
Or MAYBE
Fervid doesn't ignore armor?
Fervid was lower
If it doesn't ignore armor like bleeds..it would be lower.
I forgot to check what damage type it is in logs.
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Canāt imagine itās anything but physical
I canāt remember off hand either and Iām not at home so canāt check. It wasnāt that much difference though
For arms bleed consumption itās counted as the bleed damage so no bugs there
Idk why they chose to make fervid separate damage
inb4 major issues rises
But was certainly a difference. My theory was it was duration based. Since it lost some duration
F
Was also entirely scripted in that version. So it could do whatever they chose lol
Anyways. More joyous things to test haha. I submitted bugs for a bunch last week and saw they did adjust multiple things. So this week is anyoneās guess.
hypa hypa š
isnt that for 1% vers so its actually .5% DR?
The only time HP would even pseudo count as DR is if the amount of HP you gained saved you from a death
So that's not an answerable question
Those are the funnest questions
Stats Rating per %/point:
Haste: 170 per %
Crit: 180 per %
Vers: 205/410 per % (dmg & heal/DR)
Mast: 180 per mastery point (not to be confused with %)
tanking dawn of the infinites with pugs is always interesting

"tank wtf y u jump around everywhere"
aight i'll stand here and take the breath
die
240k healing on me from healer
"tank wtf why you squish"
You can outrange
It's just shy of max leap range
so you need the area behind you
new to me but ive dont the dungoen like twice
"outrange" 
ye
Listen
not with that attitude
You can outrange it
You can head into the dungeon and check the cone and try it, too
It's not something you really accidentally think you outrange
since it only deals your enti-
what's with that tooltip
That tooltip's damage number is mad low
oh
I'm illiterate
That's the right damage
What's funny is that it's even lower in the actual dungeon journal
smh no commas
I read it as 4k damage over time
kek
at any rate
Yeah, not sure if they intend for it to be outrange able
but you can
I didn't even think to try until someone mentioned it in here at one point
so whats the real range of it?
Something just shy of max leap
maybe it's exactly 40 from him
I don't have any like actual tools
I just jumped away and walked a bit to be safe
do you have a log of such fight?
Let me see if it got logged
I have auto logging set up
but not sure if it took it for a M0
did u log the run?
You can see the gaps in damage taken
Those are the ones I outranged
He cast a total of 12 breaths
what a gamer
I would highly doubt it's intended, since not every tank can get that far away that fast
Makes life a lot better for us, at least, since you only need to deal with every other breath (DPS/Heal placement allowing)
which, when dealing with healers who give you 240k HP and slap you on the ass, can be moderately helpful
it feels weird that everyone else stopped talking after i posted the log
They're just in awe of your gamer brain is all; don't read into it
I'm gonna get reported to the Blizz Cops smh
nice, thanks, good to know 
Y'know, I think I'd prefer the Blizz Cops at least blasting me; I've got games coming, I can sit out for S3 if it means everyone here gets to sweat on a boss
we all start doing that next season it will be fixed
Yeah, it stops so much damage coming in
And I think only us, DH, and Monk can do it, I'd wager
and monk would have to like, aim rolls
But I also don't touch other chars too often, so I don't actually know how far they go
Doesn't their AMS just prevent the dot part of it, anyway?
probably
Hey guys, is there any specific talent build that will make me feel like I'm not the squishiest motherfucker in existence in Uldaman? Like... everything just ruins me in there
Walking backwards.
Uldaman is just stinky
I'm assuming the bleeds are getting you
Yeah the bleeds from the basilisks are jst insane
just be a dwarf š
Probably go double Shield Wall and Thunderlord for more defensives?
So still go Impentrable Wall over Double SW?
yes
Are SW the first def to use of the def we have has prot warrior?
no not always
u should the right defensive the for right thing and use your defensive's in the most efficient way
its often better to overuse your defensives than try and hold for emergencies
especially now when SW and LS is like no cooldown
true
i'll have you know LS is an offensive CD, thank you
well its actually just part of the rotation
Yea, it more that SW recuse the CD when uing rag. So it's best to have it earilt yo able to CD mush
Started playing warrior recently. Am I supposed to macro pain suppression into every ability to avoid getting arthritis before next season comes up or is there another way to play this?
no its, its own bind or u rage starve, the best way is just put it on an easy keybind
mine forinstance is on G
no movement needed no stress
u can also do hand exercise etc to help, alot of ppl were doing that in SLs because the spec was faster to play back then
Basically you want it on a button or key that you can press easily while pressing your main rotational abilities (shield slam, thunder clap, and revenge)
I broke mb4 in sl s3 
If by pain suppression, you mean real life pain killers, then yes š
mine is on 9 
Nani???
MMO mouse I assume
yea 
Well thats better than left handed mouse users
for me its quite helpful to have lots of buttons right under my thumb 
My MMO mouaw set up is SS on 3, IP on 6
so i macro them by hitting both the buttons š
Shift+S for ShieldSlam
Shift+W for ShieldWall? š¤
Block obviously is z
Block is obviously B
Block is clearly alt+f4
Its actually super easy to remember due to this mapping.
When i look on my keyboard and think - i should press Block, so i instantly look and press B letter on my keyboard

Tbh even current pwarr
I feel in my wrist
thats because your weak
Itās funny bc everyone complains about brew buttons
But at least they donāt hurt my hand
Whereas prot is literally
it used to be 25-30 cpm higher 
Ya I know
Iām a firm believer SL S4 will never happen to prot again
Because it was the second best tank
And literally nobody played it
Because it was so fucking hard
Wish sense made it further in tgp
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hey, do tanks swap walk/run when tanking? or back padling? sorry noob question
swap walk run?
why would we do that
back pedaling is fine since you only block/parry/dodge from the front
i personally hate it
but thats just me
in general, its a good thing
unless if you have to move out of a telegraph and youre not because youre S-keying
Technically there's nothing you can do with backpedalling that you can't do with strafing and practice
But honestly the key is preference
yea
hmm i see.. i was wachting nerftank (nerfbear) yesterday and i notice his moviment speed, seems like he swap his walk run... or just strafe backpadeling
Nerf backpaddels alot
But he's also bear, they don't get literally globaled when they get hit in the back they "only" lose their dodge chance but they don't get nearly punished as hard as pwar does
i didnt knew that... nice
i dont know about toggling walk
perhaps it is to not miss a jump for a skip?
or a pixel perfect positioning
its not something that you need to do
it only applies to him personally
i personally dont
i was watching that plka war... he tanks strafing
big chads!
and i reckon most of the regulars here do as well
Gotta make dungeons a bit exciting so thats why i give back some times
Your char likes taking it in the rear

Lmao old
People don't toggle walk, that's insane, it's just strafing while backpedaling
I RP walk at all times
There used to be this really good visualization graphic of how mob movement AI works with regards to different types of tank movement back in like, legion
but idk where to find that anymore
I do
or a boss in a raid
I do
I only run for reasonable amounts of time when it makes sense for my character
yeah well thats just you memeing
I only rp walk cant figure out why i get kicked from keys
excuse my bad mspaint skills
it was nice stuff like this (but not shitty ms paint) showing how mob movement prediction AI works when, say, you're backpedaling while strafing right
kanga smrt
Then thereās last tier where multiple mobs just randomly shuffle around you as you stand still
i think people don't actually know that stuff and it's not really written down anywhere
oh yeah
that's a hitbox thing
i remember that
when mobs are inside each others' hitboxes, they spread
well ackshually'd
there's actually certain mob AI that intentionally walks around while attacking but i think that might be a bug
rekt
though i haven't encountered it in DF
only in classic (same game engine tho, which is what made it very curious and also why I think that one might have just been a bug)
oh no ive seen it happen
i think in s1
the spiders in shadowmoon maybe?
i know it was an older dungeon
eh, not sure
spiders have a huge hitbox
i mean i definitely had those SMBG spiders spread weirdly before but that was usually just because those guys have massive hitboxes
thats true
combined with the bat hitboxes being really weird because they're higher up
i know it happened in s1, but im trying to think of which mob it was
so sometimes they're squeezed in between weirdly, esp on that pull after 2nd boss
cause i raged about it in disc im pretty sure
Spiders are arachnids not bugs
ty sir
either way like 99.99% of the time i am certain when people complain about mob pathing issues it's because they don't know that mob movement is different when backpedaling/moving forwards compared to when strafing
but I don't really know how to like, elucidate that to people since i don't really think there is a video or anything showing it, and you really need to show it happening to properly teach anyone
oh
i remember
the big shas in Temple
they danced around like idiots
wait, was it that?
yeah yeah after 2nd boss the big sha if you pulled it that spawned the little ones
it fucking danced around even when pulled solo
oh yeah I remember that
That wasn't a huge deal tho cuz you kited those so often
well I guess not necessarily on pwar since you could SR but
wasn't super noticeable imo
looks like MS actiblizz going through in UK
More like games ass
if bobby wants this to happen, it will happen

i bet hes like paying off the courts and shit
"listen if you let this through ill give you a mil"
Maybe the judge plays wow
could happen
memes right
They had to do a bunch of different stupid shit to appease regulators
well yea
and at least they are good things
im full on back on solids
had me some scrambled eggs this morning
feels good man
mmm eggs
Fresh laid eggs?
Did everything turn out alright
I did not see your messages after the last time I read
Or waiting on results or something

results in 2 weeks
they have to biopsy the polip they removed
and i need to get a stomach ultrasound
ty, for now im just chilling and thankful that the whole fucking prep and liquid diet shit is over, i hated it
like its a huge relief
you really dont know how much you miss food until they put you in one of those
and then like food advertisements or conversations everywhere
lol
woof
Liquid diet !?
yes liquid clear diet
i was on it since monday
until yesterday
had a colonoscopy on wednesday
yeah at least the prep and the diet are over
oh that explains the grouchiness
!=
no, equals is fine there
yeah they timing really high keys
They gained 13 score from that, kek
did you see dorki's team fail a 33 FH the other day?
literally timed but they had to pull extra into harlan
because they missed a neutral mob
wiped to that
yeah fucking sucks haha
are they shooting holy paladin properly in 10.2
Don't think so
Sad
im not sure but the talk is that priests will be the top heals
err
not top
the "meta" pick
disc has been doing pretty well
with MW also having some relevance
im pretty sure its a meme but
2x rogue, prot war, mw, aug
has been mentioned a few times
Would be sick
at least in the streams i watch
yeah
it's kinda sad how prev/dev has basically been shot
devoker in particular works really well with aug but two lizards in same group is kinda weirdge
aug is cringe
onlytihng more cringe than aug is the people that play aug and think its fun
SO ME
yeah get owned nerd
i literally just leveled it last week and im playing it more than both warrior and chipadin
comin on up
Only prob with aug is being the only spec of its role, adding a new role to the game with only one option is a bit rough
you can hardly expect them to release 5 new specs/reworked specs at once tho
If only they couldve held it for 10.3 and released a few of them
No way will see another one until at least 11.0
new class shiney shiney
i like support roles
says the black mage....
and sam
not even dancer cuck
Even that would be unlikely new classes are usually a few xpacs apart and they said they dont want to rework any current specs
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smh my head
i mean i like DNC and BRD too
but my static has had one of those every tier so no space
plus also im carrying the dmg in that static too sadly
i wanted to gear my BLM 2nd, but id rather go heals and get into groups fast
Heals is def the move then lol
well
ranged phys also
every group wants a dnc or brd, and groan when they get MCH
I play war and dark night
except most people that play MCH are fucking gods usually
Never made it to level cap though
Whatās a fun/easy damage dealer in ff? In your opinion
i need to get BLU up again since they upped the levels
SMN for magic
RPR/SAM for melee
phys ranged DNC
BRD is a dot class
but id say of the 3 phys ranged, DNC is the easiest
WAR for tanks
WAR < PLD < DRK=GNB
in difficulty imo
so in summary: SMN (magic), RPR/SAM (melee), WAR (tank), DNC (ranged), WHM (heals)
i hate how you do your greater than signs
it goes biggest first not biggest last!!!
well i wanted easiest first
reaper
Reaper
Ahh
summoner, reaper/samurai, warrior, dancer, white mage
Iām already like a 57ish war so I just need a reaper then
Hit the flashy buttons
yeah
you need to hit 90
then other alt job leveling becomes ridiculously easy
especially if you open certain areas
i mean you can buy a skip
but yeah they should def make it quicker to get up there for new players
Yeah thatās what everybody says
When I played it was incredibly meh
I got my blue war items from the job quests or whatever and after that it was like ok now what keep questing? Lol
Looked kinda cool Iāll give it that
i mean
ffxiv andies will be like FINISH THE STORY
but heres the real deal:
if youre a video game story enjoyer, then yes finish the story because it is amazing
if youre not, buy a skip
either way ffxiv is not like wow in the sense that you need to feel like you need to rush things
because you can do everything synced at any time
synced being adjusted to the level it was designed for
and there's groups constantly for it
so you're never behind the curve so to speak
there's no fomo
Yeah I think I need to do the skip if I want to actually try to get into FF, Iām absolutely not a quester/story person
yeah go for it
Oh thatās not bad at all
To save 100 hours of questing time
story skips will run you dry
i dont know if those are needed though
like lets say you wanna do raiding
i cant remember if you need to finish the story to open savage raids
maybe you do for any particular one
oh
its not so bad
you can just buy the last one for 25
but you need to do the story for endwalker after that
but skiparooni those with level 80 and you'll be done in no time
wrong game!
no, its the right game
cause we're talking about it
thanks for your one guying
or i guess i should ask: do you have a prot related question or are you just one guying?

lol we need a one guy emote
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hmm whats better?
447 wrist or 441 + socket?
which one has more stats
so anyway I started fell cleaving
word

Preworkout meal is gonna own
the dummy doesnt even move lmao
games ass
Whatr u eating
guilford i've been getting really into stirfrying recently and it owns
it's not super healthy tbh i think, but oh well
actually I don't really know how healthy stirfrying is or not. It kinda feels like a lot of oil but maybe it's not? Iunno
(i'm aware "healthy" in this context is an extremely nebulous, nearly meaningless term)
I mean it's protein and vegetables. The problem is the oil is a lot of calories that aren't doing a lot for satiating or nutrition
It's oatmeal bruh
He got me on the oatmeal grind too shit owns
well the biggest thing with chinese style stir fry is it makes super flavorful sauce that goes over rice p good
so this whole last week i've mostly just had white rice + stirfried veg and meat, it's nice!
Buying a wok later today for more stirfrying
Replace the rice with brown rice or steamed vegetables
Do you have a gas range?
yes
Haha you fell for the psyop
white and brown rice are nutritionally the same
Yeah replace the rice with hotdogs
I just like brown rice
white's better
4k
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white rice owns it soaks up sauce like nobody's business
i've also learned oyster sauce is just a 100% flavor cheat code
just deglaze the wok with some oyster sauce+mirin and it's lit
DAILY REMINDER to hop on the PTR and report bug on IP: its currently not stacking to its cap (you can test this by hovering over the buff without Brutal Violence)
damn
i abuse fish sauce tbh
Wish Kanga was my stay at home wife
gross
its goated dude
i just hate anything that comes from the sea
yeah i need to pick up some fish sauce, my problem with it is that my asian grocer ONLY sells large bottles
and it's like
idk if i can use that much in like, even a year lmao
this is the cooking for one dilemma
ya exactly
I solved it by meal prepping
but that's what I've learned owns about stirfrying, and idk why I haven't done it before
BUT THEN MY SINK BROKE >:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
just cook a bunch and give it out at work
stirfrying is like the perfect way to cook for a single person, perfect portion size
Fast cooking little cleanup
Before this I was just making like 3-4 portions at a time and having to refrigerate a ton of leftovers, and just kinda be beholden to a leftovers "schedule"
which sucks
i just didn't know stirfrying was the answer to all my problems
Pasta sauces and soups are good compliments btw
you can make a good marinara for like 4 bucks and just freeze that shit and make pasta adhoc
and soup just straight owns
ya i used to do weekend projects of just making big batches of tomato sauce at a time
Idk if I'll do that again, maybe in winter
actually have to do a big batch of pizza sauce soon so I'll probably use half of this can I have for pizza and then reserve the other half for pasta later
I need a new instapot
i have so much food in my house rn that I need to prep for longterm storage
this weekend is set aside for making like a hundred dumplings
So I can lazymode dinner
mine shat itself making rice :/ thats how i found out my sink was broke š¦
i would feed u so good š„ŗ
kanga just have friends
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when my friends were around we used to do a bunch of fucking cookouts
i always cook for my friends
but this is like daily cooking stuff
yeah but then you can use the fish sauce ez
I kinda like cooking 8lbs of chicken to just have for the next few days
same lol
saves me hella time
yes, yes, good
i really hate the super fucking liquid type
like oatmeal with water is gah
use milk jesus christ
yeah
I use water cause im not rich like you guys who can afford dairy
i use water and mix in some powdered milk
I use water, mix my protein in thre, and some greek yog
fruit + nuts if im feelin spicy / forgot to eat and need to fill out my carbs
oo
sometimes i get like a bag of frozen strawbs though to get through a week. Berries have the same "cooking for 1 problem"
i mix in some dried berries sometimes
maple syrup sounds absolutely banging bro
I was gunna try honey in mine today cause i have only walnuts left
fucking honey and cinnamon brooo
242g of carbs to be exact
š
:^)
holy christ lol
my guys gotta eat like 3kcal a day tho
Yeah im still losing weight at like 2 and change
well my problem with meal prepping is that you're FORCED to eat XYZ by that time, and like, often it means eating the same thing in a row for several days straight
i just like eating variety, i almost never eat the same thing in the same week
well i cant eat that many carbs a day, but calories i need to go up
I mean you can prep more than 1 meal at a time
actually the stirfrying stuff has been the first time i've eaten roughly the same thing multiple times in a week in a while but it's mostly because I've been experimenting with techniques
Yes, but then that ends up with the thing I said
you end up having a leftovers "schedule"
and if i'm sick of like chicken thigh but I made it a few days ago and it's gonna go bad soon then well too bad gotta eat it
or if i want to eat out with my friends and i have leftovers that kinda need to be eaten that day
ah i guess
yeah i feel you kanga
Throw it away the next day, I hate wasting food like that
I mean you can do so much with chicken rice and some frozen vegetable stbh
and any kind of beef really
Where's crafted items?
don't s3 crafted items cap out at just below myth track items or something
483 iirc
man, raid LAUNCHING with myth track is gonna make the gear disparity between raiders and M+ only players so cringe
yet another reason why s3 doodoo smh
isnt it good to just hoard whelping essences now
or does it disappear
when season resets
m+ only players r cringe
nerd
Raiding makes me want to blow my brains out
I need to find a guild I enjoy raiding with
choco is stockholm syndromed by being topped by riggnaros
*that actually continues to play after aotc
:smh:
Same but not raiding just existing
Real
Absolutely true
its too bad that the guilds you have to most fun raiding with is also the guild that cant make it past 4 bosses on mythi
Choco is smiting while people are dying
Also very true š¦
guess I gotta finally find a guild

yup
so you gotta like find the unicorn of a 2 night guild (way harder to get into) that clears a lot of mythic bosses (WAY harder to get into)
its tough when guilds only need 2 tanks and the qualifications for being a tank is 9/10 times "stay alive" which everyone can do
so guilds arent really screaming for tanks either
getting into a CE 3 night guild is basically free if you have brain cells
and also all tanks are always real life friends and officers lol
getting into a CE 2 night guild is like
everyone and their mom wants to be in those
and theres huge gradient to CE too
plenty of guilds having to raid up until the season end to get CE, those guilds are awful to play M+ in because you never have a break to push
I'll prolly just keep puggin heroic and doing keys lmao

i mean it won't really matter unless you're trying to title
RAISING GOOD POINTS
it'll just be cringe
that mythic raiders will be 10+ ilvls ahead
week 2-4
idk how the raid is balanced yet, like if the first half is easy like aberrus then it's insane
just rng good vault by week 15 and push for title then
LMAOOOOOOO
sick my new shorts were delivered
hulk shorts?
shulk horts
: D
basederatur
basedgodx
gnomeratur
mojo dojo casa house
suge knight? think that guys in jail
No no no shungite
snug height

Itās a 2 billion year old like rock stone
bro get the shungite 5g cant get me
Anyway thatās my story
thanks for your story
nish why don't we play classic together
and as this conversation is going on "Rauuuul" hit 60 on my server
Find one for me too plz
Because you made fun of me
you deserve it
I didn't play anything yesterday š
back to back three times champ
i like his conviction and resolve... if he played wow he wouda ve been an great warrior... its the right mindset
true!! two times
u know the guild spot is still open š
ok it's not actually but
who knows!
@proper roost y u no gaymin'
work work... im about to finish and be free till monday! im hyped
lol same
also fun fact my classic GM is about to hit rank 1 brm
he says he's 3 keys behind equinox
why "officeZU" what is that zu at the end
idk guild injoke
hes a weebo
oh ok, eng is not my mother language so i try to keep up
š
love to learn new slangs!
equinox isnt r1 brew rn
im about to end my work work at my OFFICEZU!!! holy fack it became more epic
its not epic, its cringe
kanga likes to add cutesy stuff to his words
in japanse there is no sound for s so in foreing words they'll often use their syllable -su when it ends in an "s" sound like "office" so the joke is that officezu is a weeb way to say office
š
...gay
oh
eeew! so this is quite the oposite of epicness
smh what a noob
he is former r1 spriest
is he economics
hey we try
ty
nome why you gotta do us like that
this season, he's title range on brm, spriest, and his prevoker is only a few keys away but he doesn't really want to play it cuz no legendary
sadzu
xD
get workin
im so handsome i am rank 10 na
chocozu
Bro I hate when guilds do this
nimchipzu
āWeāre us 50ā ok what the fuck does that mean
us top 100
world top 500
ayaya
:hmmge:
cringezu
yeah but
man shut up LMAO
Also all the top āUSā guilds are OCE anyway
AM I WRONG
pugging is objectively easier on EU side
7 continents though
HE SPITTIN
man im top 1 of my helm... respect xD

looks like he is 3 keys behind, just FH + NL 29s
U S A
all 28s is ~3620
Is Kanga doing the thing again where he doesnāt say the persons name
tryna do some morning keys
And just makes claim

Dead game
deadzu gamezu
WyW = what you mean?
yes
he means what you mean
i feel ya
hezu meanszu whatzu youzu meanzu
silly goober chat 
thats why evokechip is coming on up
dear fucking god
holy shit its already 10:30 and ive done nothing
man i waited around 40 min to get recked on solo sufle... dead game.. i just wanted the weap enchant from duelist
nimchip is a straight hater smh
here its 14:40 pm
no fun allowed around nim
actually its 1:30 and you've done nothing
this is cringezu but we have funzu
also fridayzu
ok i stop this
why nome gotta randomly hate on my friend
very rude tbqh uncalled for even
it's not even like na r2 is even comparable to "NA rank 100" stuff
weirdge put downs tbh
lol
key kangas you forgot to "zu" bro
kanga can do whatever he wants B R O
me go gymzu
getting swolzu
kangachu
i'm pretty sure the origin of the -zu meme is anzu
i love their 2d waifus
it has literally nothing to do with any weeb shit
but the lore of my guild goes deep and i've only been in it for like a year so who knows really tbh
haven't even begun the dissertation on borpas yet
who knowzu
im quite old so weeb is that ppl who likes animes and that colorful tiktok dances moves?
isnt that okacu
otaku *
ur amazing krogg
no im just making fun of the fact that NA guilds extremely often only refer to their US rank and not world rank
you are amazing jeree by brother
Weirdge put down tbh
US rank 20 (world 600)
sorry kanga ur friend is gamer
who cares about world... im top 1 on my helm
look nome it's not our fault(yes it is) that obese children statistically have lower iq than more fit children
everything checks out 

nome just showing some eu patriotism
when did i make fun of him specifically
i though nome was usa!
nah im not
im from Brasil... we got tons of jungle and extreme heat here... hell mosquitoes... but is nice here, we are used to the heat!!
good food in brasil š
dangerous streets im told
good mw2 map
HAH
too bad they removed it from the pc version 
xD yes good food and danger! they say its safer to be on the russian x ucraine war... than live in BR ._.
the world is a mess in general
coming from a swede where civilians die on the regular by catching stray bullets from rivaling gangs
i traveled to the usa few years ago... ppl let their cellphone on the top of the restaurant table... that in BR dont last long xD
is that a mf classic wow reference
Probably not. I just wanna feel safe outside
only on rich neighbours and some turism areas...
i enjoy a midnight bike ride
what im saying, not turism, only richs
That's just California
In rural apalachia
i know BR from playing Dota1 and HoN
well a little bit
the classics
filha da p...
WOW we played!! loved hon and dota 2
yeye classic br motherfocker
BR people are dope
Peruvians in dota on the other hand⦠
Ya
they are dope too
Soft language locked queues saved the game lmao
Isnt Kensington in Pennsylvania?^^
language barriers does suck but oh well
Itās gotten better but Peruvian dota culture like 8-10 years ago was so toxic
or they get fucked in the ass by reports
argentinos are the worst! not everyone... i got some arg friends... but their respect ingame is none! also we br and arg got an intern rivalry... coz of soccer
I want a voice lock in wow too
Ya
I dont wanna play with cykas all the time
I have a Chilean guildie
Heād prob say some heinous shit about Argentina
fuck maradona xD
sorry sorry im joking, i dont even like soccer
cocaine is a helluva drug
Football
Pretty sure you can get deported from Brazil for that
oh yes, soccer is only USA! xD
the thing is, being an BR you NEED to know how to play soccer... as a kid you do... so i know, but i find it boring
but i blast xD
i fucking bet you do
futebol in br
Football is mega boring. Coming from a german
Itās such a big part of the culture in the whole of Latin America
thats the one sport i didnt play as a kid, it would fucking wreck me
and i played everything
Baseball too but I think thatās more Central America and Caribbean
agree
Here in germany all we kids grow up with football. 99% of us play in clubs and shit
Then when we turn 16 and start losing our virginitys we just stop
is this when we say 7-1

hey!
Well he said he doesnāt like the sport so prob doesnāt care lmao
All i remember from the brzilian german game from 20 years ago is ronaldos retarded haircut lmao
But ya Iām like how do you not mention that
can we have an english dude and an argentinian dude in here so they could go about it over the balkan islands?
