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lusty grotto
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yeah so the tooltip does the same thing as sense's gif

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so hop on ptr and report it as a bug

ionic fern
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Agreed.

pallid quiver
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Queue up
Get declined
Group changes to name to Bear/DH tank ONLY

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what did a prot war ever do to them

warm plinth
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waow

ionic fern
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Is it trolling if i add "Step 1: Get Beacon" to the "How to improve" section of the IV guidE?

pallid quiver
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You just need a picture of a glass of ice water at the top of the page to prepare people for the splash of truth

warm plinth
knotty venture
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I’m still on vacation but wth did they do to prot this build lol

warm plinth
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They touched us

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Right in the tier

ionic fern
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TL;DR
-Bleed Consuming now deals 40% of remaining damage instead of 100%;
-The damage reduction now seems to not be related to the target, but to you (e.g buff);
-CDR of TC/TR changed from 1s to 3s per the bleed is consumed

knotty venture
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I saw the ip mess as well?

ionic fern
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Ye

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It's broken.

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Doesn't stack.

knotty venture
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Any other broken bits? I’m not back till Sunday so not sure how much time I’ll have this week to test it all before next weeks build.

ionic fern
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Can't say for sure - i'm logging onto PTR later tonight.

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Nothing that i've heard of at least..

knotty venture
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Exciting weeks ahead lol. I’ll try and get a run down of things and get some bugs submitted on broken bits

ionic fern
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Can you make a WA that dynamically calculates the value of my current TR on the target vs SS+bleed consumption?
Then i know if i can SS to consume the 2p buff or i need to AFK until TR runs out.

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(Please don't take it seriously).

knotty venture
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Man I still need to figure out how to do that right in simc. Plus get something put together in game so I can test and make sure it’s coming out to the correct values

ionic fern
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Don't you like thinking about how to get the 40% of the current bleed values on the target at any given moment?

knotty venture
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All my early tests for 100% damage were so far off expected I’m not sure how they were calculating it in game.

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My best guess is they were doing it based on duration remaining. Not on damage remaining. So the gcd in between was causing a damage loss even though nothing had ticked.

ionic fern
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Get the proc on dummy;
AFK to drop combat;
AA the dummy for DW + SS for th eproc

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Do it for each ability i guess.

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See if individually it pans out.

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I'll play around on PTR later tonight..if i find anything i'll let you know.

tired palm
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TR CDR whats TR here?

knotty venture
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Last week at least I would fish for a proc. Then tc into ss for a full duration rend. But the damage was lower than expected for fervid

ionic fern
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Thunderous Roar.

tired palm
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AaaaH

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ty

knotty venture
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Rend had not ticked yet. So should have been a full damage fervid. But was getting slightly less. Couldn’t figure out exact source.

ionic fern
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Or MAYBE

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Fervid doesn't ignore armor?

knotty venture
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Fervid was lower

ionic fern
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If it doesn't ignore armor like bleeds..it would be lower.

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I forgot to check what damage type it is in logs.

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😦

urban portal
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Can’t imagine it’s anything but physical

knotty venture
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I can’t remember off hand either and I’m not at home so can’t check. It wasn’t that much difference though

urban portal
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For arms bleed consumption it’s counted as the bleed damage so no bugs there

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Idk why they chose to make fervid separate damage

tired palm
urban portal
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There’s already a possible issue

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Way ahead of you homie

knotty venture
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But was certainly a difference. My theory was it was duration based. Since it lost some duration

tired palm
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F

ionic fern
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Maybe it's similar to Ravager, that sometimes the first tick doesn't go off.

knotty venture
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Was also entirely scripted in that version. So it could do whatever they chose lol

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Anyways. More joyous things to test haha. I submitted bugs for a bunch last week and saw they did adjust multiple things. So this week is anyone’s guess.

grand veldt
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What if we gemmed stam instead

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How much HP is like having 1% damage dr

jagged pier
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isnt that for 1% vers so its actually .5% DR?

warm plinth
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nAH

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Nah

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It's 205 for 1% damage, which would be .5% DR

jagged pier
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ah i dunno

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i dont follow useless stats

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or stats that closly in general

warm plinth
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So that's not an answerable question

grand veldt
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Those are the funnest questions

warm plinth
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Stats Rating per %/point:
Haste: 170 per %
Crit: 180 per %
Vers: 205/410 per % (dmg & heal/DR)
Mast: 180 per mastery point (not to be confused with %)

pallid quiver
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tanking dawn of the infinites with pugs is always interesting

jagged pier
pallid quiver
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"tank wtf y u jump around everywhere"

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aight i'll stand here and take the breath

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die

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240k healing on me from healer

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"tank wtf why you squish"

jagged pier
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u cant dodge the breath

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šŸ¤”

pallid quiver
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You can outrange

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It's just shy of max leap range

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so you need the area behind you

jagged pier
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new to me but ive dont the dungoen like twice

hardy snow
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"outrange" peepostudy

pallid quiver
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ye

jagged pier
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yer leaps like 40 yards

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u arent running the other 60

pallid quiver
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Listen

warm plinth
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not with that attitude

pallid quiver
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You can outrange it

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You can head into the dungeon and check the cone and try it, too

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It's not something you really accidentally think you outrange

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since it only deals your enti-

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what's with that tooltip

warm plinth
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Blizzard tooltip being wrong?

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Couldn't be

pallid quiver
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That tooltip's damage number is mad low

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oh

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I'm illiterate

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That's the right damage

warm plinth
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What's funny is that it's even lower in the actual dungeon journal

pallid quiver
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smh no commas

warm plinth
pallid quiver
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I read it as 4k damage over time

warm plinth
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kek

pallid quiver
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at any rate

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Yeah, not sure if they intend for it to be outrange able

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but you can

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I didn't even think to try until someone mentioned it in here at one point

hardy snow
pallid quiver
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Something just shy of max leap

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maybe it's exactly 40 from him

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I don't have any like actual tools

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I just jumped away and walked a bit to be safe

hardy snow
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do you have a log of such fight?

pallid quiver
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Let me see if it got logged

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I have auto logging set up

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but not sure if it took it for a M0

jagged pier
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did u log the run?

warm plinth
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what a gamer

pallid quiver
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So ye, don't know if it's intended to outrange

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but you can

warm plinth
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I would highly doubt it's intended, since not every tank can get that far away that fast

pallid quiver
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Makes life a lot better for us, at least, since you only need to deal with every other breath (DPS/Heal placement allowing)

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which, when dealing with healers who give you 240k HP and slap you on the ass, can be moderately helpful

warm plinth
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You're a lot better for us

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gottem

pallid quiver
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it feels weird that everyone else stopped talking after i posted the log

warm plinth
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They're just in awe of your gamer brain is all; don't read into it

pallid quiver
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I'm gonna get reported to the Blizz Cops smh

warm plinth
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incoming wowhead article

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will be fixed tomorrow

pallid quiver
# warm plinth incoming wowhead article

Y'know, I think I'd prefer the Blizz Cops at least blasting me; I've got games coming, I can sit out for S3 if it means everyone here gets to sweat on a boss

jagged pier
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we all start doing that next season it will be fixed

pallid quiver
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Yeah, it stops so much damage coming in

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And I think only us, DH, and Monk can do it, I'd wager

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and monk would have to like, aim rolls

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But I also don't touch other chars too often, so I don't actually know how far they go

solar gorge
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Surely a dk can outrun it clueless

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But good thing they probably won’t need to anyway

pallid quiver
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Doesn't their AMS just prevent the dot part of it, anyway?

jagged pier
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probably

runic night
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Hey guys, is there any specific talent build that will make me feel like I'm not the squishiest motherfucker in existence in Uldaman? Like... everything just ruins me in there

pallid quiver
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Walking backwards.

blazing condor
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Uldaman is just stinky

pallid quiver
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I'm assuming the bleeds are getting you

blazing condor
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Basilisks will kill you

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Rest should be fine really

runic night
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Yeah the bleeds from the basilisks are jst insane

jagged pier
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just be a dwarf šŸ‘

runic night
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Probably go double Shield Wall and Thunderlord for more defensives?

jagged pier
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double SW is less defensive

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its less SWs

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and less rage

runic night
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So still go Impentrable Wall over Double SW?

jagged pier
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yes

remote venture
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Are SW the first def to use of the def we have has prot warrior?

jagged pier
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no not always

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u should the right defensive the for right thing and use your defensive's in the most efficient way

blazing condor
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its often better to overuse your defensives than try and hold for emergencies

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especially now when SW and LS is like no cooldown

jagged pier
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true

pallid quiver
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i'll have you know LS is an offensive CD, thank you

jagged pier
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well its actually just part of the rotation

remote venture
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Yea, it more that SW recuse the CD when uing rag. So it's best to have it earilt yo able to CD mush

quasi jasper
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Started playing warrior recently. Am I supposed to macro pain suppression into every ability to avoid getting arthritis before next season comes up or is there another way to play this?

jagged pier
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no its, its own bind or u rage starve, the best way is just put it on an easy keybind

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mine forinstance is on G

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no movement needed no stress

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u can also do hand exercise etc to help, alot of ppl were doing that in SLs because the spec was faster to play back then

warm plinth
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Basically you want it on a button or key that you can press easily while pressing your main rotational abilities (shield slam, thunder clap, and revenge)

pallid quiver
hardy snow
jagged pier
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Nani???

pallid quiver
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MMO mouse I assume

hardy snow
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yea keks

jagged pier
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Well thats better than left handed mouse users

hardy snow
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for me its quite helpful to have lots of buttons right under my thumb okayge

pallid quiver
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My MMO mouaw set up is SS on 3, IP on 6

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so i macro them by hitting both the buttons šŸ™‚

static aspen
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Shift+S for ShieldSlam

hardy snow
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Shift+W for ShieldWall? šŸ¤”

static aspen
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Yes, of course

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How did you knew? 🤔

uneven mason
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Block obviously is z

static aspen
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Block is obviously B

strong forum
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Block is clearly alt+f4

static aspen
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Its actually super easy to remember due to this mapping.
When i look on my keyboard and think - i should press Block, so i instantly look and press B letter on my keyboard

waxen frigate
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Tbh even current pwarr

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I feel in my wrist

jagged pier
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thats because your weak

waxen frigate
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It’s funny bc everyone complains about brew buttons

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But at least they don’t hurt my hand

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Whereas prot is literally

jagged pier
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it used to be 25-30 cpm higher keks

waxen frigate
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Ya I know

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I’m a firm believer SL S4 will never happen to prot again

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Because it was the second best tank

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And literally nobody played it

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Because it was so fucking hard

jagged pier
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of course not

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it was far to hard

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base prot was far to hard

urban portal
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Wish sense made it further in tgp

daring marlin
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keks 🫵

steep pivot
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hey, do tanks swap walk/run when tanking? or back padling? sorry noob question

lusty grotto
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swap walk run?

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why would we do that

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back pedaling is fine since you only block/parry/dodge from the front

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i personally hate it

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but thats just me

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in general, its a good thing

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unless if you have to move out of a telegraph and youre not because youre S-keying

modern brook
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Technically there's nothing you can do with backpedalling that you can't do with strafing and practice

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But honestly the key is preference

lusty grotto
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yea

steep pivot
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hmm i see.. i was wachting nerftank (nerfbear) yesterday and i notice his moviment speed, seems like he swap his walk run... or just strafe backpadeling

strong forum
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Nerf backpaddels alot

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But he's also bear, they don't get literally globaled when they get hit in the back they "only" lose their dodge chance but they don't get nearly punished as hard as pwar does

steep pivot
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i didnt knew that... nice

lusty grotto
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i dont know about toggling walk

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perhaps it is to not miss a jump for a skip?

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or a pixel perfect positioning

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its not something that you need to do

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it only applies to him personally

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i personally dont

steep pivot
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i was watching that plka war... he tanks strafing

lusty grotto
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i have never heard about it before to be honest

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yea

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thats what i do

steep pivot
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big chads!

lusty grotto
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and i reckon most of the regulars here do as well

blazing condor
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Gotta make dungeons a bit exciting so thats why i give back some times

inland raft
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Your char likes taking it in the rear

blazing condor
proper roost
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People don't toggle walk, that's insane, it's just strafing while backpedaling

waxen frigate
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I RP walk at all times

proper roost
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There used to be this really good visualization graphic of how mob movement AI works with regards to different types of tank movement back in like, legion

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but idk where to find that anymore

lusty grotto
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i RP walk too

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i just dont do it while doing a key

waxen frigate
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I do

lusty grotto
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or a boss in a raid

waxen frigate
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I do

sick sentinel
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doing a key

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why

waxen frigate
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I only run for reasonable amounts of time when it makes sense for my character

lusty grotto
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yeah well thats just you memeing

inland raft
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I only rp walk cant figure out why i get kicked from keys

lusty grotto
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you know that's a reasonable way to rp walk

proper roost
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excuse my bad mspaint skills

it was nice stuff like this (but not shitty ms paint) showing how mob movement prediction AI works when, say, you're backpedaling while strafing right

daring marlin
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kanga smrt

waxen frigate
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Then there’s last tier where multiple mobs just randomly shuffle around you as you stand still

proper roost
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i think people don't actually know that stuff and it's not really written down anywhere

lusty grotto
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oh yeah

proper roost
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that's a hitbox thing

lusty grotto
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i remember that

proper roost
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when mobs are inside each others' hitboxes, they spread

lusty grotto
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yeah its not AI, its just model "collision"

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or simulated collision i guess

daring marlin
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well ackshually'd

proper roost
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there's actually certain mob AI that intentionally walks around while attacking but i think that might be a bug

daring marlin
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rekt

proper roost
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though i haven't encountered it in DF

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only in classic (same game engine tho, which is what made it very curious and also why I think that one might have just been a bug)

lusty grotto
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oh no ive seen it happen

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i think in s1

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the spiders in shadowmoon maybe?

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i know it was an older dungeon

proper roost
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eh, not sure

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spiders have a huge hitbox

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i mean i definitely had those SMBG spiders spread weirdly before but that was usually just because those guys have massive hitboxes

lusty grotto
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thats true

proper roost
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combined with the bat hitboxes being really weird because they're higher up

lusty grotto
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i know it happened in s1, but im trying to think of which mob it was

proper roost
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so sometimes they're squeezed in between weirdly, esp on that pull after 2nd boss

lusty grotto
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cause i raged about it in disc im pretty sure

waxen frigate
lusty grotto
proper roost
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either way like 99.99% of the time i am certain when people complain about mob pathing issues it's because they don't know that mob movement is different when backpedaling/moving forwards compared to when strafing

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but I don't really know how to like, elucidate that to people since i don't really think there is a video or anything showing it, and you really need to show it happening to properly teach anyone

lusty grotto
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oh

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i remember

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the big shas in Temple

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they danced around like idiots

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wait, was it that?

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yeah yeah after 2nd boss the big sha if you pulled it that spawned the little ones

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it fucking danced around even when pulled solo

proper roost
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oh yeah I remember that

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That wasn't a huge deal tho cuz you kited those so often

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well I guess not necessarily on pwar since you could SR but

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wasn't super noticeable imo

sick sentinel
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looks like MS actiblizz going through in UK

daring marlin
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WoW coming to gamepass

modern brook
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More like games ass

lusty grotto
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if bobby wants this to happen, it will happen

lusty grotto
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i bet hes like paying off the courts and shit

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"listen if you let this through ill give you a mil"

inland raft
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Maybe the judge plays wow

lusty grotto
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could happen

daring marlin
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They had to do a bunch of different stupid shit to appease regulators

lusty grotto
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well yea

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and at least they are good things

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im full on back on solids

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had me some scrambled eggs this morning

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feels good man

daring marlin
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mmm eggs

inland raft
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Fresh laid eggs?

proper roost
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Did everything turn out alright

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I did not see your messages after the last time I read

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Or waiting on results or something

modern brook
lusty grotto
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results in 2 weeks

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they have to biopsy the polip they removed

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and i need to get a stomach ultrasound

proper roost
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Ah man

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gl

lusty grotto
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ty, for now im just chilling and thankful that the whole fucking prep and liquid diet shit is over, i hated it

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like its a huge relief

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you really dont know how much you miss food until they put you in one of those

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and then like food advertisements or conversations everywhere

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lol

proper roost
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woof

dusky canopy
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Liquid diet !?

lusty grotto
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yes liquid clear diet

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i was on it since monday

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until yesterday

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had a colonoscopy on wednesday

dusky canopy
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Oh yikes yeah that whole process sucks

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Good to hear that’s over for ya

lusty grotto
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yeah at least the prep and the diet are over

ebon wren
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oh that explains the grouchiness

lusty grotto
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fat fingering caps = not grouchiness

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stop being a pansy over text chat

modern brook
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!=

lusty grotto
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no, equals is fine there

dusky canopy
lusty grotto
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yeah they timing really high keys

strong forum
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They gained 13 score from that, kek

lusty grotto
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did you see dorki's team fail a 33 FH the other day?

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literally timed but they had to pull extra into harlan

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because they missed a neutral mob

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wiped to that

dusky canopy
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Oh that’s so ass

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Rip

lusty grotto
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yeah fucking sucks haha

proper roost
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are they shooting holy paladin properly in 10.2

strong forum
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Don't think so

dusky canopy
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Taking it out back

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(No idea)

proper roost
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Sad

lusty grotto
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im not sure but the talk is that priests will be the top heals

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err

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not top

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the "meta" pick

proper roost
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disc has been doing pretty well

lusty grotto
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with MW also having some relevance

proper roost
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no way

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i don't think mw meta has literally ever happened before

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for m+

lusty grotto
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it will if double rogue

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and prot

dusky canopy
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Spriest down bad but still need md/ms

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So heal priest

lusty grotto
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im pretty sure its a meme but

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2x rogue, prot war, mw, aug

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has been mentioned a few times

dusky canopy
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Would be sick

lusty grotto
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at least in the streams i watch

dusky canopy
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I’d like to see MW in the spotlight

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Monk is cool

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They always get the shaft

lusty grotto
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yeah

proper roost
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it's kinda sad how prev/dev has basically been shot

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devoker in particular works really well with aug but two lizards in same group is kinda weirdge

modern brook
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aug is cringe

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onlytihng more cringe than aug is the people that play aug and think its fun

lusty grotto
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SO ME

proper roost
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yeah get owned nerd

lusty grotto
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i literally just leveled it last week and im playing it more than both warrior and chipadin

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comin on up

inland raft
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Only prob with aug is being the only spec of its role, adding a new role to the game with only one option is a bit rough

stark jewel
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you can hardly expect them to release 5 new specs/reworked specs at once tho

inland raft
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Of course not saying there is a solution obviously

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Just is what it is currently

lusty wedge
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If only they couldve held it for 10.3 and released a few of them

inland raft
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No way will see another one until at least 11.0

lusty grotto
daring marlin
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says the black mage....

lusty grotto
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and sam

daring marlin
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not even dancer cuck

inland raft
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Even that would be unlikely new classes are usually a few xpacs apart and they said they dont want to rework any current specs

lusty grotto
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šŸ™‚

daring marlin
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smh my head

lusty grotto
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i mean i like DNC and BRD too

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but my static has had one of those every tier so no space

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plus also im carrying the dmg in that static too sadly

daring marlin
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SAM is just melee BLM.

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I love SAM.

lusty grotto
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yes

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im gearing my healers though

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for PF reclears

daring marlin
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I'm gonna resub in the next patch

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which should be a couple weeks out

lusty grotto
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i wanted to gear my BLM 2nd, but id rather go heals and get into groups fast

daring marlin
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Heals is def the move then lol

lusty grotto
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well

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ranged phys also

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every group wants a dnc or brd, and groan when they get MCH

dusky canopy
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I play war and dark night

lusty grotto
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except most people that play MCH are fucking gods usually

dusky canopy
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Never made it to level cap though

lusty grotto
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i have all jobs at 80

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err 90

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šŸ™‚

dusky canopy
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What’s a fun/easy damage dealer in ff? In your opinion

lusty grotto
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i need to get BLU up again since they upped the levels

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SMN for magic

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RPR/SAM for melee

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phys ranged DNC

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BRD is a dot class

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but id say of the 3 phys ranged, DNC is the easiest

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WAR for tanks

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WAR < PLD < DRK=GNB

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in difficulty imo

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so in summary: SMN (magic), RPR/SAM (melee), WAR (tank), DNC (ranged), WHM (heals)

proper roost
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i hate how you do your greater than signs

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it goes biggest first not biggest last!!!

lusty grotto
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well i wanted easiest first

daring marlin
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WAR /RPR are thr easiest classes in the game

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I could play both blindfolded

dusky canopy
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What is rpr

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I don’t play this game

lusty grotto
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reaper

daring marlin
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Reaper

dusky canopy
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Ahh

lusty grotto
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summoner, reaper/samurai, warrior, dancer, white mage

daring marlin
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aka mdps warrior

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Dancer is like

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DDR legit

dusky canopy
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I’m already like a 57ish war so I just need a reaper then

daring marlin
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Hit the flashy buttons

lusty grotto
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yeah

lusty grotto
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then other alt job leveling becomes ridiculously easy

proper roost
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Smh

#

"the game gets better once you play for 80 hours"

lusty grotto
#

especially if you open certain areas

#

i mean you can buy a skip

#

but yeah they should def make it quicker to get up there for new players

dusky canopy
#

Yeah that’s what everybody says

#

When I played it was incredibly meh

#

I got my blue war items from the job quests or whatever and after that it was like ok now what keep questing? Lol

#

Looked kinda cool I’ll give it that

lusty grotto
#

i mean

#

ffxiv andies will be like FINISH THE STORY

#

but heres the real deal:

#

if youre a video game story enjoyer, then yes finish the story because it is amazing

#

if youre not, buy a skip

#

either way ffxiv is not like wow in the sense that you need to feel like you need to rush things

#

because you can do everything synced at any time

#

synced being adjusted to the level it was designed for

#

and there's groups constantly for it

#

so you're never behind the curve so to speak

#

there's no fomo

dusky canopy
#

Yeah I think I need to do the skip if I want to actually try to get into FF, I’m absolutely not a quester/story person

lusty grotto
#

yeah go for it

dusky canopy
#

I actively do not do the RP stuff in wow unless it gives me power

#

So yeah lol

lusty grotto
#

skips are 25 bucks

#

iirc

dusky canopy
#

Oh that’s not bad at all

lusty grotto
#

story skips though LOL

dusky canopy
#

To save 100 hours of questing time

lusty grotto
#

story skips will run you dry

dusky canopy
#

Ohhh the story skips

#

Yiiikkees

lusty grotto
#

i dont know if those are needed though

#

like lets say you wanna do raiding

#

i cant remember if you need to finish the story to open savage raids

#

maybe you do for any particular one

#

oh

#

its not so bad

#

you can just buy the last one for 25

#

but you need to do the story for endwalker after that

#

but skiparooni those with level 80 and you'll be done in no time

weary saddle
#

wrong game!

lusty grotto
#

no, its the right game

#

cause we're talking about it

#

thanks for your one guying

#

or i guess i should ask: do you have a prot related question or are you just one guying?

proper roost
lusty grotto
#

lol we need a one guy emote

dusky canopy
#

@proper roost you kill sark yet?

#

Ahh I see

lusty grotto
#

🄷

wise rivet
#

hmm whats better?
447 wrist or 441 + socket?

sweet summit
#

which one has more stats

wise rivet
#

ah 447 then by 53 points

#

cheers xd

daring marlin
lusty grotto
#

word

lusty grotto
daring marlin
#

Preworkout meal is gonna own

modern brook
#

games ass

proper roost
#

i'll move YOUR ass

#

if u know what i mean

lusty tiger
proper roost
#

guilford i've been getting really into stirfrying recently and it owns

it's not super healthy tbh i think, but oh well

#

actually I don't really know how healthy stirfrying is or not. It kinda feels like a lot of oil but maybe it's not? Iunno

#

(i'm aware "healthy" in this context is an extremely nebulous, nearly meaningless term)

modern brook
#

I mean it's protein and vegetables. The problem is the oil is a lot of calories that aren't doing a lot for satiating or nutrition

daring marlin
#

YEAH

#

as long as you're not in a crazy caloric surplus it's not unhealthy!

daring marlin
modern brook
proper roost
#

well the biggest thing with chinese style stir fry is it makes super flavorful sauce that goes over rice p good

#

so this whole last week i've mostly just had white rice + stirfried veg and meat, it's nice!

#

Buying a wok later today for more stirfrying

waxen frigate
#

Replace the rice with brown rice or steamed vegetables

proper roost
#

no

#

😔

modern brook
proper roost
#

yes

daring marlin
#

white and brown rice are nutritionally the same

modern brook
#

Yeah replace the rice with hotdogs

waxen frigate
#

I just like brown rice

daring marlin
#

white's better

modern brook
waxen frigate
#

šŸ“ø

proper roost
#

white rice owns it soaks up sauce like nobody's business

#

i've also learned oyster sauce is just a 100% flavor cheat code

#

just deglaze the wok with some oyster sauce+mirin and it's lit

lusty grotto
#

DAILY REMINDER to hop on the PTR and report bug on IP: its currently not stacking to its cap (you can test this by hovering over the buff without Brutal Violence)

daring marlin
#

damn

modern brook
daring marlin
#

Wish Kanga was my stay at home wife

lusty grotto
modern brook
#

its goated dude

lusty grotto
#

i just hate anything that comes from the sea

proper roost
#

yeah i need to pick up some fish sauce, my problem with it is that my asian grocer ONLY sells large bottles

#

and it's like

#

idk if i can use that much in like, even a year lmao

modern brook
proper roost
#

ya exactly

modern brook
#

I solved it by meal prepping

proper roost
#

but that's what I've learned owns about stirfrying, and idk why I haven't done it before

modern brook
#

BUT THEN MY SINK BROKE >:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

lusty grotto
#

just cook a bunch and give it out at work

proper roost
#

stirfrying is like the perfect way to cook for a single person, perfect portion size

#

Fast cooking little cleanup

#

Before this I was just making like 3-4 portions at a time and having to refrigerate a ton of leftovers, and just kinda be beholden to a leftovers "schedule"

#

which sucks

#

i just didn't know stirfrying was the answer to all my problems

modern brook
#

Pasta sauces and soups are good compliments btw

#

you can make a good marinara for like 4 bucks and just freeze that shit and make pasta adhoc

#

and soup just straight owns

proper roost
#

ya i used to do weekend projects of just making big batches of tomato sauce at a time

#

Idk if I'll do that again, maybe in winter

#

actually have to do a big batch of pizza sauce soon so I'll probably use half of this can I have for pizza and then reserve the other half for pasta later

daring marlin
#

I need a new instapot

proper roost
#

i have so much food in my house rn that I need to prep for longterm storage

this weekend is set aside for making like a hundred dumplings

daring marlin
#

So I can lazymode dinner

modern brook
proper roost
lusty grotto
#

kanga just have friends

#

šŸ˜„

#

when my friends were around we used to do a bunch of fucking cookouts

daring marlin
#

That's sick

#

Then they all moved away

proper roost
#

i always cook for my friends

lusty grotto
#

yes 😦

#

"just have friends" 😢

proper roost
#

but this is like daily cooking stuff

lusty grotto
#

yeah but then you can use the fish sauce ez

daring marlin
#

I kinda like cooking 8lbs of chicken to just have for the next few days

lusty tiger
daring marlin
#

saves me hella time

lusty grotto
#

oatmeal does fucking own

#

but

daring marlin
#

yes, yes, good

lusty grotto
#

i really hate the super fucking liquid type

#

like oatmeal with water is gah

#

use milk jesus christ

daring marlin
#

so like porridge? lol

#

oh

lusty grotto
#

yeah

daring marlin
#

Yeah I only use milk

#

Water in my oats keksquad

#

MISS ME WITH THAT

modern brook
#

I use water cause im not rich like you guys who can afford dairy

lusty grotto
#

well

#

when you can treat yourself

#

do so

lusty tiger
#

i use water and mix in some powdered milk

modern brook
#

I use water, mix my protein in thre, and some greek yog

#

fruit + nuts if im feelin spicy / forgot to eat and need to fill out my carbs

lusty grotto
#

im partial to strawberries

#

in it

modern brook
#

strawbs own

#

I do nanas cause they're cheap

lusty grotto
#

oo

modern brook
#

sometimes i get like a bag of frozen strawbs though to get through a week. Berries have the same "cooking for 1 problem"

daring marlin
#

I put raisins and maple syrup in it today

#

hype

lusty tiger
#

i mix in some dried berries sometimes

modern brook
#

maple syrup sounds absolutely banging bro

lusty grotto
#

i actually havent done maple

#

but shit that's a lot of carbs

modern brook
#

I was gunna try honey in mine today cause i have only walnuts left

lusty grotto
#

fucking honey and cinnamon brooo

daring marlin
lusty grotto
#

šŸ‘Œ

daring marlin
#

:^)

lusty grotto
#

holy christ lol

modern brook
#

my guys gotta eat like 3kcal a day tho

daring marlin
#

correct

#

More like 3500 but yes

modern brook
#

Yeah im still losing weight at like 2 and change

proper roost
lusty grotto
#

well i cant eat that many carbs a day, but calories i need to go up

modern brook
proper roost
#

actually the stirfrying stuff has been the first time i've eaten roughly the same thing multiple times in a week in a while but it's mostly because I've been experimenting with techniques

#

Yes, but then that ends up with the thing I said

#

you end up having a leftovers "schedule"

#

and if i'm sick of like chicken thigh but I made it a few days ago and it's gonna go bad soon then well too bad gotta eat it

#

or if i want to eat out with my friends and i have leftovers that kinda need to be eaten that day

modern brook
#

ah i guess

lusty grotto
#

yeah i feel you kanga

proper roost
#

Throw it away the next day, I hate wasting food like that

modern brook
#

I'm built diff so i dont get like that

#

can eat chicken every day

lusty grotto
#

i cant really eat the same shit for more than 2 days

#

well

#

chicken i can

modern brook
#

I mean you can do so much with chicken rice and some frozen vegetable stbh

lusty grotto
#

and any kind of beef really

lusty tiger
modern brook
#

Where's crafted items?

proper roost
#

don't s3 crafted items cap out at just below myth track items or something

proper roost
#

man, raid LAUNCHING with myth track is gonna make the gear disparity between raiders and M+ only players so cringe

#

yet another reason why s3 doodoo smh

blazing condor
#

isnt it good to just hoard whelping essences now

#

or does it disappear

#

when season resets

south zealot
#

nerd

modern brook
#

Raiding makes me want to blow my brains out

#

I need to find a guild I enjoy raiding with

proper roost
#

choco is stockholm syndromed by being topped by riggnaros

modern brook
#

*that actually continues to play after aotc

proper roost
#

:smh:

waxen frigate
modern brook
blazing condor
#

its too bad that the guilds you have to most fun raiding with is also the guild that cant make it past 4 bosses on mythi

waxen frigate
#

Choco is smiting while people are dying

daring marlin
proper roost
#

i mean its not even that simple

#

because raiding cuts into M+ time a ton

daring marlin
#

yup

proper roost
#

so you gotta like find the unicorn of a 2 night guild (way harder to get into) that clears a lot of mythic bosses (WAY harder to get into)

blazing condor
#

its tough when guilds only need 2 tanks and the qualifications for being a tank is 9/10 times "stay alive" which everyone can do

#

so guilds arent really screaming for tanks either

proper roost
#

getting into a CE 3 night guild is basically free if you have brain cells

blazing condor
#

and also all tanks are always real life friends and officers lol

proper roost
#

getting into a CE 2 night guild is like

#

everyone and their mom wants to be in those

#

and theres huge gradient to CE too

#

plenty of guilds having to raid up until the season end to get CE, those guilds are awful to play M+ in because you never have a break to push

daring marlin
#

I'll prolly just keep puggin heroic and doing keys lmao

proper roost
#

i mean it won't really matter unless you're trying to title

daring marlin
#

RAISING GOOD POINTS

proper roost
#

it'll just be cringe

#

that mythic raiders will be 10+ ilvls ahead

#

week 2-4

#

idk how the raid is balanced yet, like if the first half is easy like aberrus then it's insane

daring marlin
#

just rng good vault by week 15 and push for title then

#

LMAOOOOOOO

#

sick my new shorts were delivered

lusty tiger
strong forum
#

shulk horts

lusty tiger
#

: D

daring marlin
#

basederatur

blazing condor
#

basedgodx

lusty tiger
#

gnomeratur

waxen frigate
#

Got little pyramids around the mi casa

daring marlin
#

mojo dojo casa house

blazing condor
#

suge knight? think that guys in jail

waxen frigate
#

No no no shungite

strong forum
#

snug height

blazing condor
waxen frigate
#

It’s a 2 billion year old like rock stone

jagged pier
#

bro get the shungite 5g cant get me

waxen frigate
#

Anyway that’s my story

proper roost
#

thanks for your story

proper roost
#

nish why don't we play classic together

blazing condor
#

and as this conversation is going on "Rauuuul" hit 60 on my server

modern brook
daring marlin
#

kanga why don't we play league together

#

smh

proper roost
#

i'm busy not playing videogames

#

mostly

waxen frigate
daring marlin
#

I mean same mostly

#

but still

proper roost
daring marlin
#

I didn't play anything yesterday šŸ˜Ž

waxen frigate
proper roost
#

damn kevin hart really does look mini in that picture

#

Woof

steep pivot
lusty grotto
#

its two

#

the two time

#

violence speed and momentum

steep pivot
#

i like his conviction and resolve... if he played wow he wouda ve been an great warrior... its the right mindset

#

true!! two times

proper roost
#

ok it's not actually but

#

who knows!

daring marlin
#

@proper roost y u no gaymin'

proper roost
#

i'm at officezu

#

if i'm posting on discord 99% of the time it means i'm at officezu

steep pivot
#

work work... im about to finish and be free till monday! im hyped

daring marlin
#

I'm also workin'

#

fun times

proper roost
#

also fun fact my classic GM is about to hit rank 1 brm

#

he says he's 3 keys behind equinox

steep pivot
#

why "officeZU" what is that zu at the end

proper roost
#

idk guild injoke

lusty grotto
#

hes a weebo

steep pivot
#

oh ok, eng is not my mother language so i try to keep up

proper roost
#

šŸ”

steep pivot
#

love to learn new slangs!

south zealot
steep pivot
#

im about to end my work work at my OFFICEZU!!! holy fack it became more epic

proper roost
#

oh

#

well he said he's 3 keys til r1

#

idk who r1 is currently

lusty grotto
#

its not epic, its cringe

daring marlin
#

kanga likes to add cutesy stuff to his words

modern brook
lusty grotto
#

šŸ˜„

daring marlin
#

...gay

south zealot
#

who is ur gm kanga

#

i do investigating

proper roost
#

oh

steep pivot
proper roost
#

I guess he meant for NA

#

Not for world

#

uh

south zealot
#

smh what a noob

proper roost
#

he is former r1 spriest

south zealot
#

is he economics

proper roost
#

former like top... 5...? prevoker

#

yeh

lusty grotto
#

kanga's rival

#

friendly rival?

strong forum
#

NA ranking

#

come on bruh

modern brook
#

hey we try

lusty grotto
#

nome why you gotta do us like that

proper roost
#

this season, he's title range on brm, spriest, and his prevoker is only a few keys away but he doesn't really want to play it cuz no legendary

#

sadzu

strong forum
#

title projection says 3620

#

so uh

steep pivot
strong forum
#

get workin

south zealot
#

im so handsome i am rank 10 na

lusty grotto
#

chocozu

waxen frigate
steep pivot
#

nimchipzu

waxen frigate
#

ā€œWe’re us 50ā€ ok what the fuck does that mean

strong forum
#

us top 100
world top 500

lusty grotto
#

ayaya

strong forum
#

:hmmge:

waxen frigate
#

Do you think the game is easier in EU/Asia?

#

It’s the same game

steep pivot
#

cringezu

lusty grotto
#

yeah but

daring marlin
waxen frigate
#

Also all the top ā€œUSā€ guilds are OCE anyway

strong forum
#

AM I WRONG

lusty grotto
#

pugging is objectively easier on EU side

modern brook
south zealot
#

we r us 4 holy moly

#

oce doesnt count

waxen frigate
steep pivot
#

man im top 1 of my helm... respect xD

daring marlin
waxen frigate
#

U S A

#

U S A

proper roost
#

looks like he is 3 keys behind, just FH + NL 29s

modern brook
#

U S A

proper roost
#

and then any other key one rank higher

#

and he'd be higher than equinox

strong forum
#

all 28s is ~3620

waxen frigate
#

Is Kanga doing the thing again where he doesn’t say the persons name

south zealot
#

tryna do some morning keys

waxen frigate
#

And just makes claim

south zealot
waxen frigate
lusty grotto
#

get fucked chocozu

#

uwu

steep pivot
#

deadzu gamezu

proper roost
#

Wym

#

it's literally my classic GM

#

lmao

steep pivot
#

WyW = what you mean?

south zealot
#

yes

lusty grotto
#

he means what you mean

south zealot
#

not even any 26s for fun

lusty grotto
#

i feel ya

steep pivot
#

hezu meanszu whatzu youzu meanzu

proper roost
#

silly goober chat peepoBlush

lusty grotto
#

thats why evokechip is coming on up

lusty grotto
south zealot
#

holy shit its already 10:30 and ive done nothing

steep pivot
#

man i waited around 40 min to get recked on solo sufle... dead game.. i just wanted the weap enchant from duelist

proper roost
#

nimchip is a straight hater smh

steep pivot
#

here its 14:40 pm

proper roost
#

no fun allowed around nim

modern brook
steep pivot
#

also fridayzu

#

ok i stop this

proper roost
#

why nome gotta randomly hate on my friend

#

very rude tbqh uncalled for even

#

it's not even like na r2 is even comparable to "NA rank 100" stuff

#

weirdge put downs tbh

lusty grotto
#

lol

steep pivot
#

key kangas you forgot to "zu" bro

daring marlin
#

kanga can do whatever he wants B R O

proper roost
#

that's not how zu is used

#

Goober

daring marlin
#

me go gymzu

lusty tiger
proper roost
#

guilford used it right

#

jeree used it wrong

#

typical

lusty tiger
#

kangachu

steep pivot
#

damn, my japanese knowlege is close to zero

#

i love their food

proper roost
#

i'm pretty sure the origin of the -zu meme is anzu

lusty tiger
#

i love their 2d waifus

proper roost
#

it has literally nothing to do with any weeb shit

#

but the lore of my guild goes deep and i've only been in it for like a year so who knows really tbh

#

haven't even begun the dissertation on borpas yet

lusty tiger
#

who knowzu

steep pivot
#

im quite old so weeb is that ppl who likes animes and that colorful tiktok dances moves?

#

isnt that okacu

#

otaku *

lusty tiger
#

ur amazing krogg

strong forum
proper roost
#

yeah but you also made fun of my friend for no reason

#

and disparaged his rank

steep pivot
#

you are amazing jeree by brother

proper roost
#

Weirdge put down tbh

sweet summit
#

US rank 20 (world 600)

south zealot
#

sorry kanga ur friend is gamer

steep pivot
#

who cares about world... im top 1 on my helm

daring marlin
#

look nome it's not our fault(yes it is) that obese children statistically have lower iq than more fit children

proper roost
#

but whatever lets nome feel superior randomly

#

!!

daring marlin
#

everything checks out sadge

strong forum
lusty tiger
#

nome just showing some eu patriotism

strong forum
#

when did i make fun of him specifically

steep pivot
#

i though nome was usa!

strong forum
#

nah im not

steep pivot
#

im from Brasil... we got tons of jungle and extreme heat here... hell mosquitoes... but is nice here, we are used to the heat!!

blazing condor
#

good food in brasil šŸ™‚

strong forum
#

dangerous streets im told

blazing condor
#

good mw2 map

strong forum
#

HAH

blazing condor
#

too bad they removed it from the pc version sadge

steep pivot
#

xD yes good food and danger! they say its safer to be on the russian x ucraine war... than live in BR ._.

blazing condor
#

the world is a mess in general

#

coming from a swede where civilians die on the regular by catching stray bullets from rivaling gangs

steep pivot
#

i traveled to the usa few years ago... ppl let their cellphone on the top of the restaurant table... that in BR dont last long xD

opaque quest
#

They also leave their needles in the streets

#

US is hardcore

blazing condor
#

is that a mf classic wow reference

steep pivot
#

the positive thing is, you need to learn to be aware

#

idk if its positive or not

opaque quest
#

Probably not. I just wanna feel safe outside

steep pivot
#

only on rich neighbours and some turism areas...

strong forum
#

i enjoy a midnight bike ride

steep pivot
#

what im saying, not turism, only richs

daring marlin
opaque quest
lusty grotto
#

i know BR from playing Dota1 and HoN

#

well a little bit

#

the classics

#

filha da p...

steep pivot
#

WOW we played!! loved hon and dota 2

lusty grotto
#

filho*

#

etc

#

šŸ˜„

steep pivot
#

yeye classic br motherfocker

lusty grotto
#

BR people are dope

waxen frigate
#

Peruvians in dota on the other hand… critcake

lusty grotto
#

well peruvians are big time in dota2

#

at least the NA servers

waxen frigate
#

Ya

lusty grotto
#

they are dope too

waxen frigate
#

Soft language locked queues saved the game lmao

opaque quest
lusty grotto
#

language barriers does suck but oh well

waxen frigate
lusty grotto
#

i know

#

but now they need to behave

waxen frigate
#

Wasn’t even just language barrier just pc cafe kids

#

Being shitbags

lusty grotto
#

or they get fucked in the ass by reports

steep pivot
#

argentinos are the worst! not everyone... i got some arg friends... but their respect ingame is none! also we br and arg got an intern rivalry... coz of soccer

opaque quest
#

I want a voice lock in wow too

waxen frigate
#

Ya

opaque quest
#

I dont wanna play with cykas all the time

waxen frigate
#

He’d prob say some heinous shit about Argentina

lusty grotto
#

i had an argentinian boss, worst boss ever

#

was an asshole

#

a few years ago

steep pivot
#

fuck maradona xD

lusty grotto
#

hey hey hey

#

calm down

steep pivot
#

sorry sorry im joking, i dont even like soccer

lusty grotto
#

cocaine is a helluva drug

opaque quest
waxen frigate
steep pivot
#

oh yes, soccer is only USA! xD

lusty grotto
#

well hes BR, so he calls it football too

#

futbol?

steep pivot
#

but i blast xD

waxen frigate
#

Lol

#

Ya I was gonna say like

lusty grotto
#

i fucking bet you do

steep pivot
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futebol in br

opaque quest
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Football is mega boring. Coming from a german

waxen frigate
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It’s such a big part of the culture in the whole of Latin America

lusty grotto
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thats the one sport i didnt play as a kid, it would fucking wreck me

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and i played everything

waxen frigate
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Baseball too but I think that’s more Central America and Caribbean

steep pivot
opaque quest
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Here in germany all we kids grow up with football. 99% of us play in clubs and shit

strong forum
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i didnt

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part of the 1% baby šŸ˜Ž

opaque quest
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Then when we turn 16 and start losing our virginitys we just stop

waxen frigate
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Hang on

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German and Brazilian talking football

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Monka

strong forum
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is this when we say 7-1

waxen frigate
waxen frigate
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Well he said he doesn’t like the sport so prob doesn’t care lmao

opaque quest
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All i remember from the brzilian german game from 20 years ago is ronaldos retarded haircut lmao

waxen frigate
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But ya I’m like how do you not mention that

lusty grotto
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can we have an english dude and an argentinian dude in here so they could go about it over the balkan islands?