protection

[chilly brook]

I be in the under dark atm on my main playthrough

[proper roost]

spoilers 😡

spoiler text your spoilers

[chilly brook]

But I had to go on a work trip Sunday, I stayed up until 4am playing before leaving and I guess in a panic shut down my PC too fast so the save didn’t sync with steam cloud so I’ve started a new one on the deck while traveling

[jagged pier]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/832390254895300648.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

[chilly brook]

I don’t think that’s a spoiler at all, they’ve been rather forward facing with the under dark being in their game

[proper roost]

sad

[chilly brook]

And it gives no context

[proper roost]

bro i and the vast majority of people aint look up shit

or read any interviews or anything

i just saw it was a larian game and saw it was getting good reviews

[dusky canopy]

||BG3 has an ending||

[chilly brook]

Literally gives no context, that’s the same logic as saying someone that said The Walking Dead has a hospital in it but gives no other context or details is spoiling something

It’s also in the trailer

[proper roost]

i think there is literally 0 harm in just being overly cautious about spoilers

i definitely did not watch the trailer

or any promotional material

it owned actually going into the game entirely blind

[jagged pier]

agreeded

never plaued a larian game

[chilly brook]

I played a good portion of act 1 in early access but there’s a lot of new stuff it’s great

[proper roost]

and considering drow is a race choice I actually think that is kind of a deal

[jagged pier]

just bought on a whim

[proper roost]

not that it's come up nearly enough for my liking tbh

[dusky canopy]

Now I know there’s at least 3 acts! SMH spoilers

[proper roost]

maybe modern FR is just really cool with drow

[chilly brook]

I think it depends on how you play your drow too

[daring marlin]

maybe I make rice

hmmmmmmm

[jagged pier]

and brocoli?

[dusky canopy]

Eggos

[jagged pier]

get the body building diet going

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/832390254895300648.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

[chilly brook]

I noticed at least in what I’ve done it Act 1 that there is a good portion more of drow specific dialogue that comes up based on some not so wholesome choices @proper roost

[daring marlin]

SO TORN

[dusky canopy]

Make a smash burger bowl

[proper roost]

well yeah but i mean TRADITIONALLY

[lusty tiger]

Make Dn

[proper roost]

drow are like kill on sight levels of terror

it is def not that way and i am sad

[chilly brook]

Might just be a concession they made so people didn’t have to deal with that if they didn’t know lol

[proper roost]

only like literally in the first area is it kind of like that

[chilly brook]

Also way of the open hand monk is siiiicckkkk

[lusty tiger]

XD

[uneven mason]

Was the first image that came to mind

[dusky canopy]

Would you say the character roll is fairly wide open like you can be all kinds of wild combinations of skills weapons etc?

I’m completely unfamiliar

[chilly brook]

Lots of choice

[jagged pier]

its dnd

so yes

mega choice

[dusky canopy]

I know you can be Dorf cause I’ve been watching nome* here and there

So that’s definitely sick

[chilly brook]

They removed the ability score requirements to multi class

So you have a lot of freedom

[uneven mason]

Is it 5th edition lots of choice or 3+.5 with errata choice?

[chilly brook]

It’s 5e as close as it can get/as much as it makes sense in a video game

So some concessions for fun or balancing reasons

[sick sentinel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oi9rFyFrog

that is all, thanks.

[dusky canopy]

How doomed am I if I roll dwarf with like horrible charisma but super high str and big weapon?

[sick sentinel]

found some weird shit on youtube again

[uneven mason]

Because like, I'm pretty sure they wouldn't be able to accommodate my Paragon half drow silver dragon bloodline monk fighter ranger druid tempest windwalker

[toxic pewter]

wtf r u all talking about

[dusky canopy]

BG3

I haven’t bought it yet I’m not familiar with it at all but it looks like fun

Planning to do coop with two friends

[jagged pier]

youlll find out

[plush tendon]

yea, game looks rad

gotta play it/buy it

[jagged pier]

theres always a different way of doing things

[sick sentinel]

meh.....

[jagged pier]

u dont need high charisma

or persepction etc etc

[sick sentinel]

more derivative dungeons and dragons shit

oh wow....

[dusky canopy]

I hope I can brute force my with through everything with low “smart”

[chilly brook]

Good example would be like cleric’s divine intervention is kinda an open ended DM based feature of a class but they homebrewed it a little bit and you have 4 very powerful options you can pick but each one you can only use ONCE throughout the entire playthrough @uneven mason

[dusky canopy]

You know the warrior way

[jagged pier]

the game allows u to do quite alot from your own thought tbh

[dusky canopy]

[plush tendon]

Charisma is for chums; my character only has rizz

[dusky canopy]

Has rizz

Hahaha

[sick sentinel]

if i wanted to use charisma i'd play fucking fall out or elder scrolls

[uneven mason]

TFW BG2 was released using AD&D 2nd edition rules

[plush tendon]

id play CK3

[chilly brook]

They’ve done a fantastic job of making it feel like an authentic D&D experience that you’d have on tabletop

[sick sentinel]

already farm out paragons in wow

[uneven mason]

I'd play a 16sorc 4 pal

[sick sentinel]

there's my fuckin charisma stat

[chilly brook]

More like 7 sorc 4 pal

That’s the only thing is the cap is 11

Or is it 12?

Idk

Haven’t gotten there but it’s one of those two

[sick sentinel]

almost got 10 paragons with VA, LOL

[uneven mason]

Oh I meant 3.5 rules

[chilly brook]

Ah

[dusky canopy]

Ok so just to be clear you guys fully recommend going at this thing completely blind? I’ve never played an other game like it

[chilly brook]

Idk id just recommend anyone get the game and try it, you can always refund if it’s not to your tastes but it’s such a special game

[uneven mason]

Sure

[minor helm]

Game still owns even if ur brain don’t work I’ve got like 13 tadpoles in there now

[chilly brook]

Larian is literally goated

[dusky canopy]

Also zero dnd knowledge

[minor helm]

I am a 8 int 20 strength dwarf barb

I just hit shit real hard

[chilly brook]

You’ll be fine

[dusky canopy]

Maid!

Literally what I want to do!

[lusty tiger]

Can your int be so low you just have no dialogue options?

[minor helm]

I’m level 9 now and I just get to hit like 4 times a turn each for like 30 dam

[dusky canopy]

#protection message

[minor helm]

[sick sentinel]

what i learned from fallout is charisma is borderline useless unless paired with int build, in which case it becomes gigachad

[proper roost]

i kinda want to do a 4x martial character playthrough where each of my party members is holding the flower that gives a large silence aura

[minor helm]

Possibly only one way to find out

[proper roost]

and just delete all casters

[chilly brook]

They did a great job making it very approachable and teaching you what you need to know, there’s also a specific “I literally know nothing about this genre” difficulty level for people who need it

[proper roost]

i find this idea extremely amusing

[minor helm]

It dies if you go outside the under dark

[sick sentinel]

you know wow, you know enough lmao

[proper roost]

no way really

[minor helm]

yeah

[dusky canopy]

Yeah that’s probably how I’ll play it then

[minor helm]

the surface light makes them die

[proper roost]

i have like 10 of them in my camp chest and they still silence

in a large area AROUND the camp chest

[sick sentinel]

wow = dnd without pausing

more true in classic, but still true

[lusty tiger]

Vanilla was a streamlined dnd

Part of its charm

[sick sentinel]

thats all wow really has to be, a better dungeons and dragons.

[chilly brook]

To put it in perspective Swen, the owner of Larian Studios, has basically struggled to keep the studio afloat and be an independent studio not beholden to publishers for about 20 years to the point where he was willing to sell his own personal belongings to keep the dream alive and make games that people loved

[uneven mason]

They've brought back some of the "there's shit down here that is insanely powerful - but it liquefies in sunlight"

[dusky canopy]

Sounds like a company I’ll be giving my money

[chilly brook]

And it paid off big time with DOS/DOS2 and they’ve only doubled down on what makes them great in BG3

[sick sentinel]

Disk Operating System?

[minor helm]

weird maybe they do there was a dialogue or book by one of them that said they die

[proper roost]

well, that's normal for ||underdark|| but like I said it was active in my camp chest so I thought it just applied everywhere

[uneven mason]

Vanilla was streamlined EverQuest, EverQuest was streamlined d&d

[proper roost]

probably just weird rules with camp chest

belongings

[minor helm]

could be

game also coulda just glitched

[proper roost]

ooh I wonder if you put it in a storage container IN your bags if it'll not degrade

that would be wonky

[uneven mason]

Divinity

[minor helm]

Half the time in combat with 20 dudes half of them are jerking off cause computer doing too much mental math

[proper roost]

it's not actually a good strategy anyway, the silence aura is only like 10 meters so any spellcaster can just walk out a little and shoot me from outside

🤦

[minor helm]

yeah lmao

[proper roost]

but i still think like

4x monk party

would be really funny

[lusty tiger]

Turtles all the way down

[minor helm]

monks seem sick as hell

I just fought some and was like woah

[chilly brook]

It is

Open hand is sick

[minor helm]

luckily once I finish this playthrough I’ve only got 16999 more endings to go for

[toxic pewter]

is there a way to play that game without turn based combat

[minor helm]

[minor helm]

No

[toxic pewter]

thats a no from me then

[chilly brook]

I respec’d to give four elements a shot here but I gotta wait until I get home to access that save

[minor helm]

fair enough

[uneven mason]

Just going off of what the wow devs admitted where they pulled inspiration from...there's a reason why they hired a ton of top raiders from EQ

[sick sentinel]

yeah but they require 2 rockets to the face unless you turn off the original monk hp in rott

[chilly brook]

Fwiw I used to be vehemently against turn based stuff until I played DOS2 from Larian. Their system is goated

[minor helm]

I hate turn based games too but this is way too much fun to let that stop you

[sick sentinel]

its bad enough enforcers already take 2 rockets and you have to rocket the robots (cant be gunned)

[minor helm]

And it really isn’t that bad

[daring marlin]

wtf is apb talking about

He doesn't wanna play bg3 because it's not a system in wow

not because it's turn based

[toxic pewter]

i dont do turn based

[dusky canopy]

Yeah that’s why I’ve been hesitant to buy it I have historically not liked any turn based game I’ve tried

[daring marlin]

you don't play anything but wow

[toxic pewter]

if i want wait around like a schmuck ill go to the dmv

[daring marlin]

you said as such

as you pay for wow

why play anything else??

[uneven mason]

Irony is that ARPG was considered a shit show back before Diablo 1

[toxic pewter]

I mean I am a gamer at the end of the day.. I have other games

i just dont do turn based

not since pokeman

[minor helm]

you’re really not spending hours in turn based combat

[daring marlin]

so you pick and choose the lie

[minor helm]

It’s more exploration and dialogue

[daring marlin]

curious!

[uneven mason]

There's little waiting in a turn based game as you're assigning the actions

[toxic pewter]

wow is just the best game for me

at a low point now that is true

[proper roost]

yes

||there is a point where you fight multiple monks at once and I was like ok lol these guys are FUCKING me up and I cannot fucking hit them with anything because they have giga dex and wis||

[dusky canopy]

That perfect! I enjoy good stories and definitely exploring

[proper roost]

which is the exact moment I was like ok maybe I should? 4 monks??

[chilly brook]

BG3 has so many ways to approach things I’m actually confident you could go through almost the whole game with avoiding combat through dialogue

[toxic pewter]

so its like autopilot

[minor helm]

Yeah we just did that fight and then turned off for the night

[uneven mason]

Unless you get into shit like, fallout tactics which, yeah JFC some battles

[daring marlin]

this game I complain about constantly, no matter the expac as I did it during SL and will undoubtedly do next expac as well is the only game for me! I'd never cheat on her!

[minor helm]

[toxic pewter]

lol I mean why would I spend 15 a month and then not play the game

makes no sense to me

[jagged pier]

exactly so unsub

[daring marlin]

you don't not play the game

[jagged pier]

like i said earlier

[daring marlin]

holy fucking shit

I played a couple times last week

jakey did the same

[chilly brook]

If you do 4 Way of the Shadow you get the silence sphere spell as a ki action on each

[toxic pewter]

I can complain and still play the game guilford the two are not mutually exclusive

[jagged pier]

and none of us have said we completely ever stop playing wow

[minor helm]

sunk cost fallacy eating a tadpole sized worm in ur head

[daring marlin]

we're not playing it EVERY SINGLE DAY=WE DON'T PLAY IT?

[sick sentinel]

wow isnt my forever waifu

[jagged pier]

we are just saying u can play other things at the same time

[dusky canopy]

Apb you might be addicted guy

[sick sentinel]

but its pretty close

[jagged pier]

because u shouldnt have too

[toxic pewter]

i have played other games

[sick sentinel]

if i got banned or something, oh well, it would suck

[daring marlin]

I agree!

[jagged pier]

which is where wow went wrong in the past

[uneven mason]

I unsubbed, knocked out ksm on all my tanks, don't have time at night to raid

[sick sentinel]

but i wouldnt be too heartbroken

[proper roost]

well, the weird thing is they sort of half buffed, half nerfed monk in BG3

[daring marlin]

LMAO

[toxic pewter]

just for speaking my mind

[daring marlin]

banned you say

[toxic pewter]

for shame

[proper roost]

open hand is significantly nerfed because stunning strike has to be used before your hit lands

[daring marlin]

INTERESTING

TOXIC APB

[minor helm]

[uneven mason]

So going to wait for the next season

[toxic pewter]

well that game is tilt city

tbf

[daring marlin]

MF HOW DO YOU GET BANNED IN OVERWATCH

SHUT UP AND SHOOT BAD GUYS

[proper roost]

but 4 elements monk is SUPER buffed

[toxic pewter]

dude its overwatch

is the better question

[daring marlin]

HOLY SHIT

THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH

[sick sentinel]

i've been banned from discords and such but never been permabanned from any game

[uneven mason]

Literally never played overwatch

[sick sentinel]

always got my accounts and devices back

[chilly brook]

I had no frame of reference for monk before BG3 but at least at level 5 rn it seems stronger than the other two options

[jagged pier]

i played overwatch for ages on launch

[toxic pewter]

i also have diablo 4

[proper roost]

Is way of the shadow monk even available in BG3? they have some weird non-PHB subclasses enabled, and a lot not, and no non PHB spells

[dusky canopy]

I hate to be the guy to point it out but I’m fairly certain you only get banned in that game for hate speech or actual hacks

[chilly brook]

Yes

[proper roost]

i see

[uneven mason]

I'd assume hate speech

[proper roost]

yeah, I mean, I think open hand is still probably strongest because stunning strikes is REALLY strong and they buffed ki regen a lot compared to the tabletop version

[sick sentinel]

i never use cheats or bots and i never type in N word or on that threat level

[dusky canopy]

Yepper cringe

[proper roost]

but if you had 4 monks, you kinda need aoe badly and 4 elements is the only way to get it

[sick sentinel]

thats my big secret to dont get banned

[proper roost]

prob would run like, two 4 elements monks + open hand + shadow

[chilly brook]

I’ll update my opinion on like Thursday when I finally play 4 elements since I respec’d it to check it out before leaving

[daring marlin]

mf did you just "no you" what he said?

I wouldn't know cuz I've never been banned in OW.

[chilly brook]

Early on 4 elements seems kinda silly since you only have like 3 ki when you pick it

[daring marlin]

ya fuckin' weirdo

[toxic pewter]

i mean I can list all the reasons.. there are more than 2

[chilly brook]

And setting status like prone is super goated with open hand

[daring marlin]

https://twitter.com/tfblade/status/1688558886435913728?s=20

TF Blade (@tfblade)

Three bans in one day… must be a record.

I cannot control myself from not flaming trolling bad players when in the zone and will not apologize regardless of if they are pro or well known, I care about winning.

It is just absolutely absurd that riot korea manually bans every…

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It's apb

except apb isn't good at anything

but bitching about wow

[minor helm]

oh no not the tf hotel 💀

[toxic pewter]

i was diamond rank, not the top, but not worst either

[proper roost]

well in a balanced party (aka you have casters), martials are always best singletarget so 4 elements is kinda bad imo

[daring marlin]

couldn't control yourself huh

[dusky canopy]

I mean maybe a false ban for unrelated 3rd party software that isn’t cheats but like that’s uncommon

[daring marlin]

smh my helmet bro

[proper roost]

but a 4 monk party would not be balanced and have no aoe as I said, except like, scrolls maybe

[toxic pewter]

just something about that game

either way, it is in the past

I am a better man for it

[chilly brook]

I’m rethinking my current party composition

[daring marlin]

"just something about that game man it sends me into a blind rage and I start all capsing at people and being vulgar"

[dusky canopy]

Basically this

[daring marlin]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[minor helm]

I’m fighting demons even I don’t understand

[chilly brook]

Unfortunately I have eternally shut off three of the companion options eternally

https://tenor.com/view/brooklyn99-brooklyn-nine-nine-gina-linetti-consequences-consequences-for-my-actions-gif-8219152

[minor helm]

oof yeah we’ve lost I think two

[proper roost]

prob a lot more than that

[minor helm]

prob but that I know of

[proper roost]

there are a couple that are kind of hard to get

[toxic pewter]

I have come to terms with what occurred in ow

[chilly brook]

I’m going turbo evil

[daring marlin]

I remain convinced apb is a poe

[minor helm]

not worried about doing all of them in one playthrough

[proper roost]

ah are you playing dark urge

[minor helm]

I’m going full mind flayer

[toxic pewter]

i dont play path of exile

i tried it

not a huge fan

[proper roost]

i have read that dark urge is uhhhhh not good for first playthrough

[chilly brook]

Nah I’m not

I’m just picking evil ass options

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1125718677862498354/1125719248761786428/rathands.gif

[proper roost]

oh yeah

[minor helm]

correct they said dark urge changes a bunch of stuff in the game and you won’t even know what the regular game is like

[chilly brook]

I am a Lloth sworn drow sooooo

[minor helm]

🤭

[toxic pewter]

ok maintenance about to start

what is 1 game i should play

to take my mind off wow misery

[chilly brook]

BG3

[minor helm]

maintenance perfect time to download 120 gigs

[chilly brook]

Or touch grass

[toxic pewter]

how much it cost anyway

[sick sentinel]

shit game

[toxic pewter]

f2p?

[minor helm]

60

[chilly brook]

$60

[dusky canopy]

Dodging traffic

[toxic pewter]

wtf

[dusky canopy]

It’s free

[toxic pewter]

can i use my blizzard balance

[chilly brook]

And it’s worth every penny

[sick sentinel]

unless one of you buys it for me and i try it and its good

[minor helm]

Lmao no way you complain about a $60 game

[sick sentinel]

and only in that case is it good

[minor helm]

💀

[toxic pewter]

any of u guys buy for me i will give u 1 mil gold in wow

[jagged pier]

£60 and im just out of act 1 with 30hours in game XD

[toxic pewter]

NA

[jagged pier]

100% worth

[dusky canopy]

Ok ok that was a bit much, I’ll take that one back

[jagged pier]

he will because he spends 15 a month on wow

[minor helm]

they estimate the campaigns about 100 hours one campaign makes it worth 60

[toxic pewter]

[jagged pier]

instead of buying like a year or 6 months to make it cheap

[sick sentinel]

did that about a wek ago getting off bus, went to cross the street behind bus, almost got blindsided, had to use IRL heroic leap.

[toxic pewter]

so you say i may like it even if i am not a turn based combat type of guy

is this true

or just makign shit up

[jagged pier]

and actually spend more money on a game he complains about all the time over the year than that 60 will cost him

[minor helm]

no it seems like you don’t like anything

[toxic pewter]

lol wat u mean

[jagged pier]

^

[daring marlin]

@toxic pewter do it

[minor helm]

so I don’t care if u play it

[daring marlin]

Touch grass bro

[toxic pewter]

no need to be rude

was just asking how it is

[toxic pewter]

wat game is that

[minor helm]

been explaining how good this game is for half an hour now

[toxic pewter]

120 gig u say

[minor helm]

have you not been here in chat?

[chilly brook]

Yes you may, I generally don’t like turn based games but Larian games have a special sauce

[toxic pewter]

what do you even mean though

like its faster paced

or something

and can queue stuff up

let me go watch on twitch

anyone streaming

[chilly brook]

More streamlined, very interactive environment

[toxic pewter]

can i get refund if i dont like it

[chilly brook]

Lots of cool stuff you can setup ahead of time or randomly decide to do

[chilly brook]

Yes just like any game on steam

[jagged pier]

i dont think apb is gunna like all the talking in it tbh

it will be too slow for him

[toxic pewter]

is it like choose your responses right

[dusky canopy]

It’s a story driven game through and through

[toxic pewter]

hmm

[dusky canopy]

If you don’t like dialogue games

You will not enjoy it

[toxic pewter]

60 dollar better than 70 i guess

[sick sentinel]

i could just not give a fuck less enough about bg3 personally, already made up my mind last week

[toxic pewter]

wait what hapepned to diablo 4

[sick sentinel]

its just not even on my radar any more

[toxic pewter]

isnt that the game everyone was playing

[dusky canopy]

They ruined it with a patch and didn’t give as much content as promised

Weird aye

People lost interest

[toxic pewter]

sounds... vaguely.. familiar...

[sick sentinel]

PoE exists

[toxic pewter]

i see

[sick sentinel]

im nopt crazxy about poe the way i am about diablo 2

[toxic pewter]

yeah i never enjoyed poe

[sick sentinel]

Bd3 > diablo > wow

Poe just sucks

[uneven mason]

They literally went back to everything that was wrong with Diablo 3

[toxic pewter]

is baldur gate 3 an mmo

[uneven mason]

Sans rmah

[toxic pewter]

like a big world with other players i can see them

[sick sentinel]

329 GB of diablo2 recordings

You can co op

[minor helm]

No up to 4 player co op

[toxic pewter]

oh i dont have any friends tho

[sick sentinel]

Still based game

[minor helm]

They have the UI scaled up to I think 8 player for mods later

[toxic pewter]

can i play solo

[minor helm]

yes

[sick sentinel]

Yup

[toxic pewter]

is it better with people

[minor helm]

There are premade characters that are companions in the story

[jagged pier]

i play solo

its great

[modern brook]

D4 sucking is absolute vindication for me

[sick sentinel]

Dunno I have no friends

[minor helm]

depends on what you like

Solo is way more focused on the stories of the companions and the overall story

Coop is goofing with friends

[jagged pier]

I would like to play with ppl but i also know i do alot of things differently to ppl so i would ither annoy them or i would be annoyed by them

[sick sentinel]

I played 7 hours last night just in first zone m, not progressed at all, legit s tier game once I figure it out

i like diablo 2, and i assume i would like diablo 1 never played it personally, didnt like d3, didnt play immortal, didnt play d4

[toxic pewter]

is there a mode where i can only just do story and skip turn based combat

[sick sentinel]

i still very actively play diablo 2

like once every 2 or 3 day

[minor helm]

even just playing with my wife we get at it at times cause we’re not keeping up with each other always

[minor helm]

you can watch a playthrough

[toxic pewter]

does it have a demo i can play for free

[sick sentinel]

The turn based combat isn't bad, you just gotta get used to it and use brainpower which I have none but working on it

[minor helm]

no

[chilly brook]

The beauty of it is that you don’t need to “figure it out” for it to be fun or a good experience

[sick sentinel]

The games like wine gets better with age in this case playtime

[toxic pewter]

steam say i would love the game..

[sick sentinel]

Mosaic Assassin is the goat

[jagged pier]

that would be my issue when i play games like this i want to look and read everything. loot everything i know my friends arent like that

[minor helm]

wow that’s 🅱️razy

[sick sentinel]

I'm female elf fighter I fight with the power of uwu

[sick sentinel]

dialbo 2 assassin is really good as well

im playing one now at lvl 35 ish

Persuasion roll 15.... rolls 4 prepare to battle swine

[sick sentinel]

I'm not a fan of Trapsin, but Mosaic feels like a rave party

[chilly brook]

Intelligence DC of 5, roll a 2 and die in a cutscene for a game over

[sick sentinel]

Then load last save from 2 hours ago

[jagged pier]

im actually consisdering restarting just because i told a god to go sod it and they killed me

[minor helm]

I honestly kinda like the not necessarily grabbing every single objective and loot just cause it feels way more d&d’ey to me keeping it more linear moving but I have explored anyways cause I’m a 🐀

[chilly brook]

Lmfao

[daring marlin]

chad lol

[minor helm]

|| I’m fighting Raphael next play thru for sure ||

[toxic pewter]

is it type of game where there are 'no wrong answers' or are there actual stakes inside the game

[chilly brook]

||I’m not sure if I should trust space lady or not but I’m eating||

[chilly brook]

Everything has consequences

[toxic pewter]

interesting

i do like that i cant lie

[chilly brook]

Choice and consequences are very well done in the game

[minor helm]

every choice has weight

You can lie

It’s called deception lmao

oh u mean ur not lying now

[chilly brook]

Legit I’ve had to kill 3 recruitable companions because of the choices I’ve made

[minor helm]

[toxic pewter]

O_O

[jagged pier]

i somehow have them all i think

[minor helm]

u need help brother

[chilly brook]

Like people don’t just go along with what you’re doing blindly, and even if they are in your party you can have them turn on you based on a decision you make

[minor helm]

or you can have hard core sex with them

and fall in love

[chilly brook]

[minor helm]

[jagged pier]

[minor helm]

I fucked gale and we’re in love now

[chilly brook]

My gith dommy mommy

[jagged pier]

goth mommy

:yeppers:

[modern brook]

Wait there's a gdm?

[minor helm]

Pls seduce gale it’s so good

[proper roost]

ok i actually redid this interaction like 5 times

every one was worth it tbh

[minor helm]

she likes to be hit

[modern brook]

I've been asking if this game was worth 70 dollars for literally 3 days

[proper roost]

DM railroaded me in that interaction tbh smh

[chilly brook]

Lae’zel is very dommy mommy

[modern brook]

And I'm just finding out theirs a gdm now

Yall are literally the worst

[minor helm]

Bull has me blocked I can’t shut up about this game

[chilly brook]

Not goth but gith

[minor helm]

[chilly brook]

Githyanki

[modern brook]

Wtf is a gith

[jagged pier]

u think i havent had it with both XD

[minor helm]

A race

Not the running

[proper roost]

i don't think any of them are goth tbh but there is a muscle mommy

[modern brook]

I tried googling it

[proper roost]

100%

[modern brook]

It opened github

[chilly brook]

https://tenor.com/view/laezel-bg3-baldurs-gate3-baezel-gif-21344828

[minor helm]

https://tenor.com/view/gale-gale-of-waterdeep-bg3-baldurs-gate3-gif-19565407

[sick sentinel]

no traps

[chilly brook]

^gith

[jagged pier]

i hate gale

[sick sentinel]

im playing as martial arts i think its called mostly

[minor helm]

no way man

[jagged pier]

hes in my team because i need a mage

[minor helm]

he’s a sweet little guy

[modern brook]

Gale looks like this discord

[sick sentinel]

Yeah, then you get 2 Mosaic Claws and become the rave party

[minor helm]

wild gale spoiler don’t look || he puts three magic penii in u ||

[jagged pier]

https://tenor.com/view/hmm-suspect-gif-22611582

[modern brook]

Now we're getting my moneys worth

[chilly brook]

Basically some like astral plain warrior monk people thing

[minor helm]

[sick sentinel]

yogi (morshu) explaining why ___________

im playing as this

lvl 36 atm, need a point in blade barrier then pepega but claw related attacks

i named her kungflu after the corona virus, so also points will go into venom

[chilly brook]

I mean shadowheart fits the bill

Not overly but she qualifies

[proper roost]

she's goth but literally not a mommy

she has deep mommy issues of her own it's like the opposite.

[sick sentinel]

truly the american dream

men want to be him women want to be her

[sick sentinel]

No Venom

[minor helm]

|| you also sort of cure her of her goth 😔 ||

[toxic pewter]

that me

[sick sentinel]

You either go Burst of Speed or Fade

no venom?, its bad? or i dont have any (enough)

[minor helm]

oh wow everyone wants a loving marriage

Imagine that

[sick sentinel]

Like my ass after a night of Taco Bell

[proper roost]

i don't want to be either of them, they have weird fucking children

[toxic pewter]

wish i could have that life

[sick sentinel]

you can have venom up and one other thing i think

Yeah, but Venom isn't worth it

You only care about Venom if you have Enigma

i dunno

i got claw weapons and i stab shit with them

i don't try to over fucking tihkn it lol

You won't when you get Mosaics

You end up Dragon Tail spamming

So Claw Mastery becomes a 1 pt tax

like, i understand that doing venom is only for the melee attack itself and not for the chaos ice bolts i do on finisher

Yes, but you also don't care about the piddly dot that Venom applies

Like I said, the only reason Venom is a thing is because Enigma gives it to you

My apologies, Enigma only gives Teleport, yeah Venom is worthless

[toxic pewter]

servers up na

for those that still play wow.. lmao

[sick sentinel]

no idea how, but 12 to 70 dmg weapon with amp dmg

Fascia

Base is shit though

[chilly brook]

What about those who play wow but physically cannot at this moment in time?

[sick sentinel]

Hold the L

[chilly brook]

I was just saying his statement is silly

[sick sentinel]

im lvl 36 though and i don't REALLY give a shit lol

just something to do

[chilly brook]

I still play WoW but I’m just not home, and do not have access to a computer that can play it while away on business

[toxic pewter]

Dragonflight is the most fun expansion blizzard has released yet. It is so fun, in fact, you do not even have to play it!

[sick sentinel]

I mean, you don't level MA Assassin

[chilly brook]

It’s a good thing fun and playtime do not have to be correlated

[minor helm]

Better than when wows not fun and you do have to play it

[toxic pewter]

XD

[sick sentinel]

you might not, but i am

[sick sentinel]

Yes, and it's dumb as shit

[toxic pewter]

'wow is most fun it has ever been!'
'u guys want play anything and everything other than wow'

LOL

[minor helm]

I never said wow is fun that’s a fake quote

[jagged pier]

stop trying to bait apb

[sick sentinel]

thats too bad, cuz im still gunna do it anyways

MA Assassin only works with Mosaic

[toxic pewter]

Im not.. i literally just dont understand the logic

i actually am confused

[jagged pier]

literally said the same thing 2 hours ago

[sick sentinel]

what the hell is a mosiac

[jagged pier]

trying to get a rise

[toxic pewter]

i just dont understand how you square the equation

[sick sentinel]

maybe someone of you can drop one for me so i can view it

[chilly brook]

WoW is fun, but I appreciate the fact that I don’t feel like I have to play it every single day

¯_(ツ)_/¯

How is that a crazy concept

[toxic pewter]

so.. its not as fun as other games

[chilly brook]

Wut

[toxic pewter]

otherwise why would you play them over wow

[chilly brook]

You have this weird misconception that in order for a game to be fun it needs to be the only thing you want to play

[minor helm]

[chilly brook]

There are a lot of games out there that scratch a lot of different itches

[toxic pewter]

well thats just human nature.. everything is in heirarchies

[chilly brook]

Some days I feel like scratching a different itch

[sick sentinel]

+50% chance for finishing moves to not consume charges
When a finisher is executed this way, it now refreshes the expiration timer of the stack
+2 to Martial Arts (Asassin only)
+20% Increased Attack Speed
+200-250% Enhanced Damage
+20% Bonus to Attack Rating
7% Life Steal
8-15% to Cold Skill Damage
8-15% to Lightning Skill Damage
8-15% to Fire Skill Damage
Prevent Monster Heal

[chilly brook]

WoW and FFXIV are both fun, sometimes I feel like playing FFXIV instead of WoW because it’s a vastly different experience

It’s really not that crazy of a concept

[sick sentinel]

id have to see it in the game

for it to make sense

after i equip it

[toxic pewter]

I guess I just do not understand

[sick sentinel]

and then if so can i keep it?

[chilly brook]

I like Coca-Cola, it’s what I usually drink but I don’t always drink only Coke

Sometimes I get water

[sick sentinel]

at this poiint im just goading you guys for free gibs

[chilly brook]

Sometimes I get tea

[sick sentinel]

You dual wield two, your spenders don't consume charges, and spending refreshes the stack

[dusky canopy]

I put some cola in with my rum

[chilly brook]

Sometimes I go without drinking coke at all for a while

[dusky canopy]

[chilly brook]

It’s the same idea

[toxic pewter]

I stick with what I have most fun playing and do not divert from my path

[sick sentinel]

your missing what im saying here, lol, i'd have to see it int he game right now

[chilly brook]

Clearly

[sick sentinel]

like as a trade

where i can get free shit from you

[chilly brook]

You’re not a gamer apb, you’re a WoW player

[minor helm]

oh trust he’s a gamer

[sick sentinel]

cuz, i dont actually care, unles i get it for free 😛

[toxic pewter]

i play many games

[minor helm]

he explained that earlier 🤭

[chilly brook]

Apparently not

[sick sentinel]

Sounds like cope

[daring marlin]

TRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[toxic pewter]

well yeah wow is my favorite game

[chilly brook]

Nah it’s the only game to you

[daring marlin]

favorite game? or only game?

lmao

[dusky canopy]

I must admit, I’ve allowed WoW to consume me for a while now

[jagged pier]

its not even my favourite game

yet i play it the most

[dusky canopy]

It draws my attention from other potentially great experiences

[jagged pier]

[sick sentinel]

im planning on using this in 6 lvls

[dusky canopy]

Wow is very good at giving me fomo

[chilly brook]

apb

[dusky canopy]

At some point I’m going to have to cut it off and cleanse LOL..

[chilly brook]

Also apb

[toxic pewter]

I play them to try them out

[chilly brook]

So clearly he either doesn’t play wow

Or only plays wow

[toxic pewter]

but at the end of the day I always come back home

[sick sentinel]

Eh? It's not bad, but MA is just shit until Mosaics

[jagged pier]

so your a wow player

[toxic pewter]

yes unapologetically

[jagged pier]

because trying != playing

[toxic pewter]

and gamer too

[chilly brook]

[daring marlin]

wow gamer yes

[sick sentinel]

like i keep saying, i'll have to get one of those

if you have one to give to me, great

otherwise, kinda fuckin pointless talkin about it

[toxic pewter]

yeah I love wow so much I pay them a monthly fee to play it

[sick sentinel]

YEAH MAN YOU NEED A FERARRI TO GET ALL THOSE HOT CHICKS MAN

well, sure, okay

but i still gota go get the fuckin thing

[dusky canopy]

Yogster

[minor helm]

honestly he’s cooking

[sick sentinel]

Which is why you play Trapsin until you get Mosaics

[proper roost]

i just feel baited kinda cuz nimchip said he'd ping me for keys on sunday

and i waited and nothing

no longer a wanted player

[chilly brook]

It’s ok

[jagged pier]

[dusky canopy]

It’s Tuesday bro

Time to let it go

[minor helm]

been wallowing for days now 😔

[chilly brook]

He said he’d take me to keys as an auger and I’m still waiting

[jagged pier]

im still waiting for u to come to eu servers

so u can aug my keys

[daring marlin]

you hated df before aug came out

[chilly brook]

WoW players have ruined the game

[daring marlin]

@toxic pewter I saw that shit

[toxic pewter]

Listen

[chilly brook]

[daring marlin]

just like you hated SL before DF

[toxic pewter]

I am on record of blizzard implementing augmentation in the proper way

[daring marlin]

and you'll hate next expac too

[toxic pewter]

however, they went about it in a half-assed manner

[daring marlin]

and the expac after that

[toxic pewter]

they should of created a 4th actual role

[daring marlin]

say the same bullshit too

[proper roost]

servers are up post vault @daring marlin

[daring marlin]

"yeah but that was until this expac...."

[chilly brook]

Meanwhile me, enjoying aug and it’s consequences

[toxic pewter]

well yeah that happens when the game is on a downward trend @daring marlin

[chilly brook]

https://tenor.com/view/sips-tea-stephen-a-smith-gif-13112895

[toxic pewter]

I must comment on how bad it keeps getting in real time

[proper roost]

who cares tbh

[daring marlin]

you goofy fuck

[toxic pewter]

i have to speak my mind

[chilly brook]

Aug is good for the game can’t change my mind

[proper roost]

you guys just keep feeding him and that's why he keeps trolling

just ignore him

[minor helm]

wow going down the Boston cop slide 🛝

[proper roost]

[hardy snow]

but its not on a downward trend

[daring marlin]

I wish he posted here during BFA just to solidify his garbage pattern of behavior

[toxic pewter]

they really should of just added a 4th role

it would of been better for the health of the game in the long term

[chilly brook]

Blizzard spaghetti code

Imagine trying to add another role

[toxic pewter]

wat u mean

[chilly brook]

[south zealot]

are servers up yet

[toxic pewter]

yes

[south zealot]

literally anyone but apb?

[toxic pewter]

no need to be rude

[hardy snow]

I mean that game isnt on a downward trend.

[daring marlin]

choco they're up

3 mins on vault

[toxic pewter]

we may not agree but no need to call me a liar @south zealot

[sick sentinel]

vault spergs chatting lmao

[south zealot]

ok ur right

getting up

[chilly brook]

I’m about to whip the steam deck out and play at this “trades show” it’s literally dead every 30 minutes for an hour or so cuz everyone is going to these class things

[sick sentinel]

"vault broken"

LMAO every time

[chilly brook]

If only apb could get removed from Skyhold

[toxic pewter]

why do you want me removed

[daring marlin]

they're on a regular one today @sick sentinel

[toxic pewter]

you all need to grow up and realize not everyone has to share the same opinions

[chilly brook]

Imagine thinking a DR is a cap

[toxic pewter]

its awkward to try and censor others

and belittle them because you dont agree

[lusty tiger]

jeez

[toxic pewter]

I pray that the skyhold administration knows this

[chilly brook]

Tag them then

[crude notch]

Do it

[daring marlin]

gem socket

[dusky canopy]

Do it if yer bad

[daring marlin]

sick

imagine it lads

[toxic pewter]

bad vault

[dusky canopy]

I’m probably taking spark half again for the 3rd week

We’ll see if I get lucky

[sly shadow]

do we open in fury or prot

[daring marlin]

@admin hey guys I hope you all know I'm just voicing my dissent and displeasure at the current state of the game, always! I'm certainly not hard trolling 24/7!

[sick sentinel]

i really want to open this vault as prot for heart of thunder

[jagged pier]

depends on what gear u have and what u want

[sly shadow]

i need trinkets so bad

[jagged pier]

then fury

well probably arms

less gear

[dusky canopy]

Then open as fury

[jagged pier]

to pick from

[sly shadow]

🫠

[jagged pier]

cause not 1handers and 2handers

[dusky canopy]

Ahh true

Jakey smort

[sick sentinel]

WHAT IS THAT

[sly shadow]

darkmoon deck and gnoll flair 😭

[jagged pier]

darkmoon

[dusky canopy]

Make a new warrior and use your sparks wisely

[sick sentinel]

im just roasting for the dmd

[dusky canopy]

[jagged pier]

open as arms

[toxic pewter]

worgen warr, badass

[sick sentinel]

hardly anything good drops for me as arms

just 447 mark of dragul

[sly shadow]

im so happy

i opened as arms

and i got essence!

[dusky canopy]

10/10

[jagged pier]

there u go

[sly shadow]

only normal but

its still good i feel

[jagged pier]

hc when upgraded

only 6ilvls off highest u can get

👍

[sick sentinel]

well, i cant really lose as opening as prot, since if its dog shit, i can get a spark anyways

which i can immediately make into a 447 ring

trump card appeared

[daring marlin]

@proper roost 2h on warrior, coins on pally and dk

[hardy snow]

doesnt it upgrades to 437?

[sly shadow]

yeah

[jagged pier]

oh yer

[sick sentinel]

thats a huge trump card

447 chest

fuck yeah

[proper roost]

nice gz

[daring marlin]

yogi 445

supermassive

[south zealot]

I HAVE 6 VAULTS

HOLY MOLY

[daring marlin]

wtf that's 5 too many

gotta be like apb and play one character on the one game he plays

[south zealot]

i was in the er and recovering for 2 days and i still have 6 vaults

[daring marlin]

while simultaneously complaining about said game and being bored

[south zealot]

wtf is my life

[daring marlin]

we go full lethality garen LET'S GO

[south zealot]

i only play wow

but i have fun

[jagged pier]

[lusty tiger]

did u copy the bottle guy video?

[sick sentinel]

oh wtf, i don't even have to use a thingy to transform it lol

[chilly brook]

You just don’t find WoW fun if you took 2 days off to be in the ER and recovery

You gotta play it every day and it’s the only game you can play

[lusty tiger]

laptop in the hospital bed or fake fan

[south zealot]

youre right sorry

ill do better next time

[undone verge]

do sims sim beacon as criting every time, none of the time, or roll dice?

[crude notch]

It's X number of iterations so it'll crit X number of times in your iterations based on your crit.

[undone verge]

gotcha

[sick sentinel]

]

[lusty tiger]

frick

[sick sentinel]

need to get a 441 ring now lmao, GG

and it wouldnt even be BIS cuz 437 ring is haste + socketed

literal need a tert ring 441 or socket or higher

cant win

[torpid fiber]

Servers up?

[sick sentinel]

vualt ready for u too

[south zealot]

yes

[sick sentinel]

ill find some 441 ilvl cheese haste ring

[brazen yarrow]

crit garen cooler 1 shits

[crude notch]

Full Crit old URF Garen was hilarious

[south zealot]

bro i just realized i havent had a primary stat gem

for like 2 weeks

[crude notch]

Fooking loser

[south zealot]

yo mama

[proper roost]

full crit old urf dn

[south zealot]

whats dn

holy moly

[proper roost]

more like holy guacamole if you get what i mean lmao

[sick sentinel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIL_QyoK_rQ

i prefer holy macaroni

then again, am canadian, its a national dish kraft dinner here (mac and cheese)

...............................

[lusty tiger]

macncheesenhotdogs

[proper roost]

this was actually a really good joke

it was layered

[sick sentinel]

i don't have to start giving cooking lessons on macaroni and cheese....... right....???? plz god no....... im guna go curl up and cry in a ball in a corner if one of you says yes

[proper roost]

😔

[sick sentinel]

dont you do it

i know skyhold is better than this

[lusty tiger]

i just wanna see the yogi123 cooking show

[sick sentinel]

YOU THINK YOU DO BUT YOU DONT

[uneven mason]

I can't make KD yogi

Because the smell of that cheese powder makes me want to vomit.

[lusty grotto]

what the fuck

i almost bought one too

for chipadin

[jagged pier]

someone reset he price

ppl keep doing that with icebane

good little profit for me

[lusty grotto]

yea

just shows how few of those are in

[jagged pier]

shame the undeath metal market is actually tiny

XD

[uneven mason]

Stock hit low enough that a bot sniped the entire stock and reposted for idiotic amounts, they just need to sell one to make a profit

[jagged pier]

cant make much gold off it at all

[lusty grotto]

of course

ive reset price on other things

[uneven mason]

You see that in classic more often than retail

[jagged pier]

i used to do it on classic with copper bar

[uneven mason]

[jagged pier]

well i mean actually vanilla classic not the new stuff

i just sold tank services then

[uneven mason]

My favorite was iron

In 2004

[lusty grotto]

chip is done with raid trinkets

well except for echo trinket but fuck that

finally got an anvil

only 4 weeks before season end!

[uneven mason]

Isn't season end I. 10.2 not 10.1.7

[lusty grotto]

chipadin got giga shafted, so socket it is

oh true

only 2 months before season end!

[uneven mason]

I got anvil first night in raid....

I think only trinket my war is missing is bacon

Total 180 from s1 where I literally replaced my rws the week before season end

[lusty grotto]

i still dont have 447 trinkets lul

[uneven mason]

Hm me either but I stopped at ksm

[brazen yarrow]

beacon is oppenheimer collab right?

[sick sentinel]

if u put me in a kitchen and give me the ingredients to cook somethin

id make somethin like 8/10 but thats about it

im no gordon ramsey

[brazen yarrow]

says he has the skills of gordon ramsay
im no gordon ramsay

[sick sentinel]

use real cheese? omegalul

like, i understand alot of the processes that happen in cooking and food stuff, but not everything

i cant do baking cookies and muffins

[uneven mason]

Probably same reaction, me and direct milk products don't get along

[sick sentinel]

theres alot of tiny things you can do during the cooking to make it good

[toxic pewter]

have a resto shaman using a crafted 2h int weapon

seems kinda weird

[chilly brook]

Yea super weird

[uneven mason]

Mine is as well but that's because I wanted the xmog

[toxic pewter]

hes using gorehowl transmog lol

actually kinda badass

[chilly brook]

It’s almost like shamans have used staffs since like

Vanilla

[toxic pewter]

yeah is this a thing?

[uneven mason]

I hardly play the shaman

[chilly brook]

And could use 2h weapons as enhance

[uneven mason]

But it was a skill point on my warriors smithing

[crude notch]

Bring back enhance tanking

[chilly brook]

No enhance tanking was a meme

[crude notch]

ye i know

[chilly brook]

It only worked if you literally built the entire group around you

It was never a viable build but people won’t let it go

[uneven mason]

"let's put a threat multiplier on their interrupt"

Golly

[chilly brook]

How about on the first weapon enhancement they get

Literal threat multiplier

[crude notch]

Rockbiter weapon

[chilly brook]

[crude notch]

poggers me doggers

[uneven mason]

Not a ton made sense

In classic

[chilly brook]

But ye cool concept but it’s championed by people who either never played it and only heard about it or played it but only in dungeons where you basically didn’t even need a tank to begin with

[uneven mason]

Like tanking using a dagger as prot

1.3 speed

Because heroic strike

[lusty grotto]

meh

weapon skill also fuck that

[lusty tiger]

enhance tank could have been fine

people have maintanked a full bwl w it

and offtanked patchwork

[crude notch]

griff it was classic mate

you sound snoody af

It was 100% viable

Just as viable as your dogshit pwar spec is now.

[uneven mason]

Jordan always with the shit takes, business as usual.

[lusty tiger]

i mean the only reason pally tank worked in vanilla was because blessing of kings spam

an extremely broken mechanic that worked in tbc aswell

[crude notch]

which take is shit?

[lusty grotto]

jeree talking about classic

instead of the real OG vanilla

if anyone mentions fury tanking im onto you

[lusty tiger]

who cares about raiding on dialup

[chilly brook]

I don’t have to build the raid around my tank spec, you did in classic if you wanted to “shaman tank”

[lusty tiger]

wdym every tank needs raid buffs

its not like warriors didnt get hunter, feral,shaman groups

[crude notch]

If by build your raid around it you mean run things you were already running, sure

[daring marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/tim-robinson-i-think-you-should-leave-you-sure-about-that-gif-22429959

[lusty tiger]

xD

warrior without windfury or kings was nothing

feral without battleshout or kings was nothing

[chilly brook]

[crude notch]

Like having battle shout and windfury in your tank group

UNHEARD OF

WOWIE ZOWIE

[daring marlin]

That stupid gif makes me laugh way too much

jesus fuck

[lusty tiger]

whats funny is shaman tank best trinkets were the two most contested trinkets in the game

[daring marlin]

I'M TRYING TO HACK SQUAT HERE JERRY

[chilly brook]

Stahp

[daring marlin]

YOU FUCK

[crude notch]

Could you imagine wanting windfury in your group as a tank

[lusty grotto]

fucking classic andy chat

sir

[crude notch]

Couldn't be any fucking tank wanting that in 2023 could it

OH WAIT

[lusty tiger]

XD making someone laugh mid set is hilarious

[chilly brook]

If you’re trying to make the argument that enhance tanking is anything similar to anything now it’s not

[lusty grotto]

i had windfury as fury tank in classic

[crude notch]

PWAR DOES

LMAO

[lusty grotto]

wait no i didnt i was alliance lmao

on both!

og and classic

[crude notch]

NO TANKING IN CLASSIC IS ANYTHING SIMILAR TO NOW

WTF DO YOU MEAN

SUNDER?

[chilly brook]

You know what I mean

[proper roost]

are you guys ok

[chilly brook]

Stop being willfully obtuse

[crude notch]

No one said anything about it being the most optimal tank

[daring marlin]

Actual fucking warcrime

[chilly brook]

It’s a literal meme

[daring marlin]

I'm gonna burn your house down!

With the lemons!

[crude notch]

That doesn't mean it couldn't be done and it wasn't fun.

[chilly brook]

It’s the naked runs of dark souls

[crude notch]

Bruh

Imagine shitting on people for having fun in a video game

WHAT A JOKE

[lusty grotto]

my rogue did ok