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The challenge mode models in wod
oh wait
Anything worth getting in the current mage tower?
did you not do CMs?
i didnt, no
i didnt care about pve until m+
It's a recolor of the tos mythic
Free cm
Brew was stupidly op in wod
Lul that one wow forum post about brew
and in bfa
Where they decided who cares if you even stagger
"The fetid log"
Ye
famous log
difference in dmg intake only 27%(iirc) between not playing and perfectly playing
And can't be one shot even by fetid devourer
bfa monk was autopilot tanking
Bfa monk was cool
back when RWF tanks only prepped 1 or 2 classes
fuck you
My brm cotank for zekvoz would eat the combo and just sit at 1hp
to be fair bfa had 3 stupid class iterations
still kinda madge I never got mop cm looks on every class
Meanwhile I had to use a slide ruler and plan CDs 2 minutes in advance so I could mitigate 95%
🧮
and also that blizz inexplicably never made it possible to get them again
actually so dumb
Brew with 3% uptime on ISB against Mythic N'zoth was my favorite.
Went from heya I'm ok, to just dead
that was also the bonestorm cappening right?
yea
which was good, cuz bonestorm just plays awful
yeah lemme pool 100 rp first
to then be immune to dmg for 10 seconds
And I got my mythic tank spot because bdk got hard nerfed
i had to bully my RL
My rl was the bdk

yo @uneven mason lolololol this shit is somehow even easier than on re-release wtf
copypasta more accurate than ever
HAVOC IS SO HARD
yup, I quit in bfa and resubbed for the mage tower return in shlands then uninstalled
We appear to be off topic we should be talking about stances again
Bear tower is free
even by legion all of us guys been playing for like 8 years straight
I play OSRS now, df is of no interest
thyme still used moonglaives on his rekill of MT in SL

love you thyme, miss you. how's the grove?
You should go to the wiki discord if you haven't already, those people are cool
same old shit
and not weirdo incels like most osrs players
(but they are weirdo spreadsheet nerds. it's charming though)
I rarely talk in OSRS discords but 👍
zzz bro ofc its freehold tyran
the same paypal scammer sent me 3 emails within 20 minutes and then i told him he did it 4 times and now hes stopped for now lmao
FH, BH, and AA in the same weekend. Niceu
im tunin in
lair is a very very good dungeon
no it isnt
how so
fort and tyran are both really hard for nut fun reasons
as a warrior tyran isnt that bad but for the group its rough
maybe im just a hater 
not a fan of tyranical bh due to first and final
Nah ur right choco
choco the only considerate tank player.. he pay attention to the spriest getting railed by pelters...
just play bear and press regrowth
:iamphysicallyincapable:
dispersion prevents you from doing damage yogi
-_-
last i knew
true
moment
im not an spriest but isnt dispertion a "don't die button"
i hope in hell I get to force yogi to play healer in world of warcraft dragonflight season 2
and he has to time the key or else
i just remember, whenever i played priest, as a healer, if i got aggro, i would usually hit fade immediately after
the vp i just finished i pulled final boss shaman "i'm oom", only a 17 though
Sounds like a healer problem
Drohgoh?
i dunno what drohgoh is
It’s a person
yeah, again, im in the dark on that lol
Any warr in great push
no
Any vdh

no
I see
Any bears 
the entire purpose of this is to get players to try out dragon related stuff
aug just launched, they want to promote it
Pretty sure that UDK megabuff log was plenty of promotion
Link
hello father Thyme
are u bear'ing still
come back, bring back Marok too
still unsubbed
Kanga, cow butt enjoyer confirmed
Pog

nim
yes?
ye
love that boy
i think hes making the rounds of becoming a scion maybe
number go up, dopamine hits 
but where the lalas at
im concerned
no more tarutaru
and where krille
well idk about tarutaru, i havent done her latest quest
its tarutaru forever
GAWL
what am i reading
Nim you're a bonafide bozo
yes
we're talking about how there's no more lalafels in the scions on the new FFXIV expansion trailer
scions being the group
lalafels being the best ffxiv race
wat do
Wat it be
Remember excluding warriors from publicized events is a time honored tradition.
bladesong on my friends list, never plays warrior anymore
Nimchip still arms
of course
Good guy Bladesong
in SL sense played pwar once in mdi
I remember
and confused the fuck out of the casters
"maybe it's for the flag buff"
they couldnt fathom a pwar being played
Yep I remember prot warr on iron docks if I recall correctly
Ya warlocks like the flag mastery
lower kara
Spell reflect
I remember the casters didn’t even know prot warr abilities even lmao
"you can extend the mastery buff on allies, so it must be that, or maybe theres a hidden spell reflect tech"
like
Yes 🤣
make up your minds about SR
They got confused and spent the next 10min talking about the fact there was a frost mage
i mean tbf dratnos and tettles confuse each other over the wind
i mean you gotta talk about something
SMH lacking class representation
lol
Where is the meme nome
lol im sure they are scared of talking openly about class representation
need to cast to pay the bills
last friday and weekend they just did off-hand comments about it
I mean gotta give them credit for how well they dodge the elephant in the room right
Lol
s

"man it's hard to keep the floors clean with all these bears"
10/10
Lol
Vdh sleeper stronk, no one talks about them because it's hard not to fall asleep
i remember
in iron docks
Brm owns
its not sleeper strong
its just strong
They do like 150k overall
it was played a ton before the .5 patch
he made a play on words
SHEEESH BIG UPS
wendys 
unfortunately im like 10 miles away from a wendys so its a whopper day
Donald Trump talks about how much he loves mcdonalds and their breakfast
This video in its entirety is satire and is simply to entertain and for laughs. I am in no way trying to offend anyone nor trying to create false information. Neither figure in this video is real and what you can see and hear is made by a multitude of A.I. tools that allow...
I had an impossible whopper earlier and it fucking sucked
Prob the worst burger I’ve ever had
Well yeah
Get fucked for eating veggie burgers
Plant based “meat” sucks who woulda known
here comes the takes
F dorki
tf wrong with you
No u!
F FF
dumb weeb wannabe games
What’s the link to twitch for
ahhh ukraine thing is up on twitch, here comes the REAL takes

True
Link dn
Also why not just clip it smh
twitch has better chat
(:
Boomer behavior
Lol
nim do u wanna do keys tonight
not with you
Ur name is not nim
Might be able to
Sad
veggie burger from burger king will NEVER be good
I need a tank for my 23 fh

lmao
yes
Ima hoe
found the most bleached stop sign in history
there's a constant kanga
At the office thinking of traffic 
I just need to talk to hoes but that would mean I’d need to talk to hoes first
yeah the constant is their lack of keying

Dis Arizona? Lol
I'm doing keys tonight 
little northeast of sac but yeah
its only 98 today
Used to live in Folsom
But now I’m a Texas boi
theyre not separate statements
Ayyyy
the sign is saying stop proceeding slowly
its a drive through so not a real real stop sign
never let kanga drive
I used to actually work at Fox40 in Sac
god this gif

choco the greeter
become a chip n dale
No I’m a good wholesome young man
X
Nah if anything go firefighter
/Paramedic
Hate to be that guy
But cops aren’t exactly liked
i want an easy job man
Lmao the fire department actually told me they’re hiring when they responded to my grandfather falling
do the nish strat
why cant i deliver food for like $35 an hour
find a sugar mama
They had me help carry him out to the ambulance
go do it in DC
Great career for retiring at 50 with full pension
And were like “hey we’re hiring by the way”
Firefighters can have pretty sick gigs
lol
kanga just going out and saying it's based to have federal warrants not knowing for what
wdym maybe

there's certain crimes off the table choco
there's some not based crime
Murder, you're good.
Pedo, not so much.
I mean it’s silly that things that have literally no victim are crimes
oh, yeah i did the pull both groups and lust them at the start of VP again
that is 100% the play on fort weeks
He probably did a sick stunt
Also sorry but no the federal government can’t be a victim
just treat it like its first pull of FH a bit
i bet choco doesnt report his taxes
it would be like conspiracy or threats
thats based
unfortunately i do
Lame
the irs is one thing i dont fuck with
IRS is the sure way to get yourself fucked lol
choco really went from based to total chump wad
I didn't file taxes for 3 years mind you i didn't make enough two of those years so
wait you can make under a threshhold to not pay taxes
Dont You still need to fill so they know you didn’t make that money?
If it's less than 10k you don't have to file
How do they know it’s less than 10k if you don’t file? 🤔
That the teacher already knows
they don't know about the 500k i made from selling crack cocaine in the 80s
Well like if you work at a company you’re still getting taxed
You just don’t have to file but you should since you’d get everything back
i get to deduct milesge on my taxes
except i didn't overpay those years lol
yeah i got a few hundred buck refund
worth
not scammed
If you make less than what’s considered the national poverty level you absolutely want to file because you will get the full income credit witch is like 12k
oh, so it wasn't a 17 i pulled the final boss on with the shaman healer oom...... it was an 18....
brew is out here getting chumped tbh
Government literally will give you money for making less money
Kinda reee setup honestly
I got a nice return
loaning the federal government $3000 interest free
at a loss because of inflation
smh
chump moment
why can’t they just give me money right now for no reason
Trust me brew, I did the paperwork and then was like nope don't have to
I'm literally the nerd responsible for filing family member's taxes.
2nd boss trinket
Il worried for you guys if don’t make 10k/year, how do you even afford subscription? 😳
I mean hey I’m sure theirs outliers to the standard
I don’t think you’d qualify if you’re a dependent but I could be wrong
i never got a stimmy
I don’t pay taxes
i dont think i qualified for whatever reason
Correct afaik, you can start claiming head of household though once you are 18 witch is a nice perk
Taxes 
Another shaman
Taxes are icky
Enhance
Yeah I had it and now I’m stuck with long covid symptoms indefinitely

It really was

i never got covid
same
I'm just built different
what if i live rent free in my parents home

Painge
I got covid like 4 times
theres only one long thing in my possession
Only the first time sucked
I got the chronic fatigue 😦
I got Covid once
sounds like you have a magnesium deficiency
I mean definitely talk to a professional and not some guy in a public wow discord, but yes to my understanding you can live at home and still claim head of household as long as you are not a dependent on your parents
🤔
No I’ve gone to multiple doctors about it
Nice immune system nerd

I have perpetual shortness of breath 
I think bc I have asthma
correct, the three times after the first were like a single day of sniffling.
I worked on covid stuff for about a year
Yea I got the initial strain once then got it again like year and a half ago
The first time demolished me
Second time was whatever
First time was january 2020 after a Monsters game in Cleveland.
RIP NA
Based
Never been that sick in my life.
that sucks dude
I’m one of those never wore a mask carried on my life as normal, got a few colds that could have been covid but we’ll never know
Never made an impact on my life
My university forced every student to get vaccinated or they’d unenroll them
Idk if you consider that lucky or whatever
My favorite was “take the jab and you’ll be safe” now we on like booster 97

pretty much same
I was working at a hospital during covid peak. good times.
I think working outside helped me immensely too
based
I was in college
It made me not able to work for about 3 weeks or so and then have to wear a mask perpetually at work
And I live near (and now work art) the military base used for the initial foreign quarantining
Yeah no shot in hell was anyone going to stick me with that new vaccine.
I respect everyone’s choice and it’s okay if you chose to do it. But ain’t no way I was.
Too bad it really wasn’t my choice 
i got the vaccine bc worst case scenario i fucking die
Brew outting himself, smh.
Just throw 3 years of university down the drain because they’ll unenroll me if I don’t
can’t be mad if i’m dead
wtf lmao brew is an antivaxxer
based

Not fully no
Oh boy protcord popping off today
Nah I got all those
Like getting the vaccine wasn’t going to help me since I already had Covid and isn’t going to build any more immunity or anti bodies than I already had
not fully anti-vax just partially.
"I'm one of those apart of the problem-ers"
Exactly
Polio? Them’s one of the good ones
Vaccines help reduce the infection/symptoms not so much if you will catch it, let hope your s’imprime where milds
Your inability to understand how viruses work is concerning.
He ain’t like those others
yeah it just felt like a slightly stronger cold
And saying it with such confidence too.

I didn't take it either
oh noooooo
Why am I not surprised that all the prot warrior cringelords are right wing nutjobs.
Like I said, I respect everyone’s choice to get it and you will respect my choice not too. It’s very simple. That’s all I’m going to say about it.
LMAO
Polio is what you get when you talent out of Unstoppable Force
Polio makes you a very stoppable force 
Ah, yes. No vax=right wing nutjob. I see.
What do you mean? There is plenty of literature on the subject lol
politics is so dumb
Hell yeah brother!!!!!!
can we just get along friends
Today I learned!!!
Idk why it became some political insight lol
points to the meme
Lmao ain’t that something
LMAO
muh tribe
GANG GANG
"Nah man I'm indepedent"
:kappa:
Most sane prot conversation
I’m a centrist
Can we discuss bloons TD6 instead
Hoping for a Musk/Rogan presidential ticket
imagine caring about politics
based
Meanwhile I live with actual QAnon nutjobs 
Harsh reality is the majority of us are small peons
When are you moving out? Lol
Hopefully within a year
speak for yourself, i'm a gigachad.
Go gettem champ
Idk I’m just a right wing nut job
I’m rootin for you

to be very clear, i don't think any of you are actually right wing nutjobs
i do
except maybe jeree
what if i am

Lmfao
I’m definitely a nut job
I know some statistics 
It's likely at least 50% of you are.
statisucslly its likely deez nuts end in your mouth
There’s no debate in at least that portion of the statement
hahahahahahhahahahah
And then some of you are and don't know it because you just say "i'm independent" 
what does deez nuts mean
it means 
I want Wowhead to stop posting articles of D4
Same
d4megalul kekw
I mean I’m perfectly happy to admit that I align with view points from both sides of the fence. It’s weird to me that people default to extreme sides?? Like take the facts given too you, think for yourself for once and form an opinion of your own
Not just hurdurr the news says
Lol
Get a load of this guy
I wish for this politics conversation to end so I can go back to shitposting
Who are u
I mean I’m perfectly happy to admit that I align with view points from both sides of the fence. It’s weird to me that people default to extreme sides?? Like take the facts given too you, think for yourself for once and form an opinion of your own
right

You prob don’t even know about the canned fish
I mean I’m perfectly happy to admit that I align with view points from both sides of the fence. It’s weird to me that people default to extreme sides?? Like take the facts given too you, think for yourself for once and form an opinion of your own
Ok what 3 types of fish did I buy
You literally say stuff like once every 4 days skyler, you ain't one of us
You gotta be here
24/7
If you want to be one of us
True losers
Damn no one else 😦
I do not remember
I was hoping we’d start a copy pasta
I did not study it that hard
Fake fan
Fake fan
It’s a reasonable way to be
Fake fan
Everyone should try it
I remember the ghost energy drink though
Which was a weird choice
Most people are like that tbf.
KITTEH
Ok that’s fair u were there
dont speak to me
but
Run 10m hm with me
polio guy smh
What do I get for food. I’m hungry
probably something edible
Lmao
that won't kill you
Jordan’s ass

And kanga’s classic parses
All I’m saying is

That’s a nice cat
My options are few. Panda, In-n-Out, Chipotle, Hawaiian or maybe Burger King
I do make my own food
Or growing it even
I’m just feeling lazy rn
N G M I
imagine not hunting for your own food
Not Burger King
Jordan
Imagine not photosynthesizing
Loser ass guilford
Lmao
Actually getting there
heroin
Gottem
Why not? At BK YOU RULE.
Rust irl
Yea their food doesn’t rule
Did you spawn on a beach naked too?
bk is fire
Me gonna buy hunting license and fishing license
i JUST ate a whopper

sheessh
i ran a 18 key and thought it was a 17

and we didnt deplete
Made some dumpies the other day @daring marlin
It's ok 10% of highschool graduates can't do math
biggest bait ever
I had an impossible whopper and it was the worst burger I’ve ever had
The king of burgers it says so right there on the bag!
BELIEVE IN YOURSELF YOGI
Looks good
They turned out ok
Barb buffs look good
Filling was fire
Nothing like solidified vegetable oil to make you reconsider your life choices
Nah but the impossible breakfast sandwich I had at Starbucks was good
Bruh, eating at Starbucks?
solified pure cocaine
HOTA GANG
The wraps weren’t so great though, but hey live learn and improve. It’s also hard cuz I was making them for people who have celiacs so that makes choices pretty limiting

hota dead
Oh no
long live upheaval
Did they bust it
This is a horrible sentence to read out of context
I will order food at a strip club before I eat anything from Starbucks
That do be the point
Bull
what a crazy thing to say
Lmao
Well unfortunately the hospital I work in doesn’t have a strip club
But it has a Starbucks
So true
NGL, the club near my apartment had some badass wings
Ikari bad take, what's new
Strip clubs are dumb
I’d literally rather buy onlyfans content than go to a strip club
gooner
idk maybe im just too young to get it but why would u ever go to a strip club
has to he top 3 worst ways to spend your money
be
Because the internet wasn't broadband yet
It is now
get a magazine bud wdym
And strip clubs don’t have egirls
You youngsters
egirls are meta though
Ikari we get you like going and seeing my grandma at the strip club, but let's be real you're alone there.
This is about Starbucks hate, not about boobies
right wing nutjob at your service, how can I help?
LMAO
i’m a egirl
an*
Who’s your favorite onlyfans model or stripper
learn english
your mom
piss in a bucket nerd
Oh shit
i will
🤝
Jokes older than preferred sexual partners
thats no way to talk to your eboyfriend
Lmao
jordan definitely likes pickles
this has been so great
my mommy has fish too
pickles SLAP
I want fish or a reptile
i broke a 100g fish tank we had
jordan only like my pickle
that was fun
compensating for his mmp
His what
millimeter peter
:3
gamer time
Didn’t ask
10/10
listen you don't play wow if you were loved by your parents.
based
my parents... wait..
my dad disowned me


What if I was and am still loved by my parents?
a fav
dad's gonna be back from the cig store any moment
Damn gotta take it off the playlist now 😦
my mom thinks im an autistic virgin
Boy have I got the shirt for you
you are
LMAO
designed for me
Gonna buy that and wear it to blizzcon
toxicity isn't entertaining btw. @dusky canopy
insta cancelled nerd
might cop this
the shirt goes hard
not poor people apparently
get a job liberal
$20 for a merch tshirt is normal
get the 4$ clearence shirts at walmart
me get paid today
pogs
boss wanted to have a meeting like every day of the week this week and bailed on every one

lmao
Based
are they hot
his boss?
yes
Not true. In fact, my Dad made a character on a random server 15 years ago looking for me in-game.
My boss is a russian dude so for me no

L
that's actually cute
@lusty tiger i found the guy for you
but it has thrown a wrench into what I'm supposed to be doing this week so kinda just twiddling my thumbs
not as cute as u tho
6’8 and 6’6
kinda true
we know all these 6' guys are actually 5'11
it do be weird to be shorter than someone when you're over 6'
theres a lot of freakishly tall mfs here
I’m like 5’10 or 5’11 I don’t even know but I don’t go around claiming I’m 6’
im 6’4 but i feel average height
I'm only 6'1"
until sone middle aged guy asks if i play football
i'm 6'3.14"
6ft pie
69'420"
For us non-burger speaking population: how high is that measured in bananas?
188 cm. Get rekt nerds
10 stones
193cm
188 is pretty average for a male
Scandinavian countries 😛
definitely 2 inches if not more above average
isnt 5'9 average?
Depends on country
Kittens are soft. Don't you have something you need to be doing?
yeah give or take an inch
Danes average is 5'11"
And that depends on the ethnic makeup
5'9" in US
Like Latinos and Asians tend to trend shorter than north Europeans
denmark isnt real
5'7" mexico
What is a denmark?
yea both continents w the name america
both inferior ends of america (:
based
alright time to go back to being serious all the time like that one guy said I am yesterday
behave yourselves straighten up
I'm 185.420cm
blaze it
Kinda ironic to be talking about height in a discord about short bearded drunkards serving as punching bags for 5 meter tall gigachad bosses imo
only if you're a beta playing dwarf
our fantasy is to be the short kings we were always meant to be
Isn't the prot meta dwarf tho
honestly why did I buy a car that's so low to the ground
lifted truck or cringe
why did I do this to myself as a tall boi
most played pwar race is actually human
lifted truck doesn't go zoom zoom
2nd most played is orc
Like, if you're not playing a dwarf prot warrior, you're effectively trolling and should uninstall
also gl finding a manual truck these days
im jk my truck isnt lifted
kekw
ewww corvette
if i had to say the type of driver i hate the most
yourself?
it would be semi truck drivers in florida
they are extremely rude
im actually a very safe and respectful driver
and use my blinker
I can't wait for Blizzard to get meme'd on for "copying" FF when they announce their expansion that includes sea travel to the western isles that looks like this trailer
what if you woke up one day and instead of the regular voice in your head it was bellular going on and on about the lore behind the new expansion
Joke's on you, most people don't have an inner monologue.
most people dont?
ah lucky them
wait what do they do if they don't have inner monologues? just space?
VP haste cloak do not exist
people who have to read outloud
told you it doesn't
VERYMAD.JPG
sup pussies
Visualize dn
dreadnaught
I can't
i wouldnt know how to function
hah no ballz
can those people not get songs stuck in their head?
oh okay,
its fairly entertaining and informative for me
im trying to level an assasin on d2r, but its painful
idk bro I can visualize and rotate the apple in my head
I can't comprehend wtf they go through
yea w software development and scope it is important
i cant visualize dn
MedianXL was such a bomb ass mod for d2, I don't think I could go back to the original
cut it into 1/4ths and rotate them all separately
I cut 'em in 1/8 and now they're all spinning wildly
Inner monologue just means you're "hearing" yourself having the thoughts. You can have inner thoughts without having an inner monologue.
It's like I remember what an apple looks like, but I don't actually visualize it. It's just like a fleeting shadow of an image pops up in my head. Do have an internal monologue tho
I also had a boss when I was young who had synesthesia, now that shit really blows my mind
YOUR CAT?
I wish



